The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly. Don’t forget you can now also read the Sunday edition of the blog exclusively in the Daily Star Sunday.
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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
UPDATE: Too late for this week, it has now gone out.
Is Interpol Helping the Villains? | Peter Oborne
Transcript of Terrorist’s Speech | Times
Dave Should Promote Sarah Wollaston to Inner Circle | Staggers
MPs Hate Chuka | Total Politics
This Was Out of Al-Qaeda’s Terror Manual | Con Coughlin
Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Why early again?
And has not anyone informed readers about winners of prizes on capt comp!
I won it and got a conspiracy member T-Shirt.
I also won it but only after I gots a warning at the end of this blog, which I aceptered in the first comment -and before i was banered
http://order-order.com/2011/02/09/comment-of-the-day/#comments
go fuck yourself
I got mine.
What were all those attached xls files though?
Guido
It looks like you are ahead of yourself
It’s Thursday
You will not become their motoring correspondent, will you?
‘Guido *****s the new Jaguar.’
Or perhaps he could run their recipe column:
‘Here’s a West Indian favourite, **** and ****.’
there is nothing like a knee under two different tables to expose a prick
I guess if you believe in dual quantum states like your name suggests you can be both infront of and behind him at the same time?
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end;
Each changing place with that which goes before,
In sequent toil all forwards do contend.
Sonnet 60. William Shakespеare
But see also The Fabric of Reality by David Deutsch
‘Guіdо *****s thе nеw Јаguаr.’
Оr реrhарs hе соuld run thеіr rесіре соlumn:
‘Hеrе’s а Wеst Іndіаn fаνоurіtе, **** аnd ****.’
It would be fun looking at the HTML to intercept a *
I already got modded for sending my previous comment en clair. Not sure what triggered it.
Twice elected Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone has a long and often controversial background in politics. Well known beyond the reaches of London, Livingstone has a reputation as an outspoken, independent and often combative figure.
[BBC news]
Well I’m not sure I’m allowed to say on a blog what I think about THAT man.
But maybe this is as far as one can go in the written word
“generously funded himself and his cronies, leading an exotic and expensive lifestyle, from hardworking taxpayers whilst mayor of london”
Well, blow me down, someone’s impersonating me. I’m honoured, I suppose. But please accept my assurance, dear Nell, that I would never subject you to jokes about turnips.
Turnips are a great root vegetable don’t apologize for it!!
Hang on a minute Guido it’s only Thursday!
You’re not an mp earning a full-time taxpayer funded, over generous salary, gold-plated pension and easily inflated, unjustifiable & unchallenged expenses for a part-time job you know!!!
Shhh! He might be about to Leve soon.
Leave??? It’s only 17mins past 5!! Only teachers and mp’s skive off home before 6 in the evening!!
OK Leve son…
*Geddit?*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Your a bit early too nell, what’s up no turnip picking today?
Errr wrong time of year sweetie.
Root vegetables are harvested in the autumn. In case you hadn’t noticed this is Spring!
Oh yes it’s Thursday and no Question Time this week either, fucking lazy bastards those politicians. I guess we’ll have to wait until the nineteenth of April for Dimbledor to do his magic in Leeds, apparently Warsi and Yvette boy Cooper will be turning up too.
Oh yes. Must pop on the hush-puppies and saunter down to the village to pick up the Start on Sunday.
I think not.
Any more Motorman?
Hmm, go buy the Star on sunday or read Rense.com ?
Lets’ stopper being mean to each other on here and save it for the politions.