April 11th, 2012

Red on Red: Watson Attacked as “Labour’s Mafia Boss”

The fallout continues. Labour colleagues are pointing more fingers at Watson:

“It looks like Watson may have overplayed his hand here. Its difficult to see how Siôn Simon is going to come out of this well and if MPs do make it on to the ballot paper its  going to look like a defeat for them. In 24 hours they’ve managed to give shadow cabinet member Liam Byrne the outsider/underdog status which can only help his campaign. 

 Watson tried to reinvent himself for the new politics era but he’s let the mask slip. He walks around with a halo on calling for more transparency in the media one moment and then be doing secret back room deals half an hour later. He’s the fixers fixer, in many ways he’s like Kevin Rudd in Australia. He complains about “invisible voices” and “faceless men”, but they are him. He called James Murdoch a mafia boss, but it takes one to know one, he’s Labour’s mafia boss”

Labour sources point to the fact normally “the General Secretary would have stepped in by now to sort out this mess,” but Iain McNicol is “an ineffective lightweight with no authority”.

Tempers are flaring…


UPDATE: A former Labour SpAd twists the knife:

“This is now going to turn into a ‘stop Sion’ campaign. Watson, what a genius. Doing for Sion what he did for Gordon…”


  1. 1
    Hang on says:

    So he hasnt changed from when he was part of the forces of hell?



    • 15
      Mil.i.band says:

      Just remember who pulls Wormtongue Watsons strings, The” Robert Maxwell ” Chancellor himself.


      • 43
        Cameron = Vichy Conservatism says:

        “and then be doing secret back room deals…”

        Have you employed a Welshman?


      • 71
        DONT MENTION THE WAR. I mean peace time deficit says:

        So whats new? Whats the difference between the Eaton Mafia or the Libour Mafia or the Liber Mafia. NOTHING.

        With the amount of theft of capital being sucked out of the economy by the Mafia class, we will see complete and total collapse of economy.. Not long now till the Public sector pensions wont be being paid. Its fu-king great to see these over educated fraudster turn everything they touch into Sh-t. Thats what happens when they are all educated in the same way by the same education system. Shame some people have the answer but will never be asked.


      • 82
        Guardian reader, foaming at the mouth says:

        Errrr no, Tom Watson is a deeply respected campaigner for freedom and transparency who helped expose the racism and anti-Labour bias of the Sun. It is thanks to Tom’s tireless work that we will soon have a special journalist approval board where anyone who is found to be hacking, criticising universal socialist principles and creating racism by telling the public that immigration levels are too high (we all know they are too low) will not be allowed to publish articles. Finally!

        Guido looks silly in criticising such a respected person. He should watch the BBC news to get his views modernised.


    • 44
      Stasi Watch says:


      Before Snowball & Napoleon squeak to you here is a message from our Beloved Dear Leader

      All devoted citizens of the State are expected to down tools, ploughs and Ken’s Little Red Book and watch the Red Channel tonight – our loyal Socialist State Voice of the People – and see the Red Kenneth Show or PPB – fashioned by our Comrades from France.

      Congratulations to Comrade Kenneth, who has successful won the Mayoral Election in May! All proxy voters in Tower Hamlets will be awarded the Hero of the People medal.


    • 53
      Angry of London says:

      Release the Mirror motorman files Guido. That would wipe the smile of this f*t useless f*_cks face. Reckon Dumb Fatson will fancy going on (and on and on and on and on) about the evil doings of his bezzie mates at the Mirror for the next 10 years? Me neither. It’s about the only way Levenson will be turned into anything other than a biased political show-pony. Also the only way we’ll get this monster to shut the f*_ck up about it.


    • 65
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      He looks like an overweight, rabid dog.


    • 93
      Backwoodsman says:

      Well, he looks a couple of kilos heavier.


      • 108
        just saying says:

        Mafia bosses are successful and well organised.
        Twatson couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.


        • 120
          Chris Bryant says:

          but he loves playing on his XBOX in his Cyril Smith underpants. ooh, did someone say UNDERPANTS?!


    • 102
      Labour Tw@t Watch says:

      Oh please tell me this is true Sion Simon is such a great orator and speaker. I mean check his pearls of wisdom. Hes down with the electorate innit:-


      • 130
        Cinna says:

        Who are the tossers who actually keep voting to keep this cretin as an MP?

        “Tom’s a proper blogger”! And my dad ‘d better than than your dad!


  2. 2
    Tachybaptus says:

    There is a difference between the Mafia and politicians. The Mafia demands protection money, and gives you protection. Politicians demand taxes, and give you nothing.


  3. 3
    Dudley Zoo says:

    Watson is a fat bastard


    • 25
      Anonymous says:

      The photo has been squashed, I thought he was supposed to have dumped a lot of weight to create a new image


    • 26
      Marmite says:

      He is indeed D.Z. He’s also a dangerous psych*p*th who, hopefully, will drown in his own nasty bile shortly.


  4. 4
    Dai says:

    I really do not understand why has nobody given fatso tom watson a good kicking by now.


  5. 6
    Watson says:

    I am a fat, greasy, loud, useless and pointless wanker.


  6. 8
    George the cat Galloway says:



  7. 8
    Don Tom Watson says:

    Fuck off Fawkes, they all who the fucking daddy is round here!


  8. 11
    LabourNutter says:

    That’s odd, Watson doesn’t look like a mafiosi.


    • 36
      Only Me says:

      He’s in disguise… giving him a better suit, sunglasses and wipe off the fake non-tan and it’ll be all too obvious… capiche?


  9. 12
    Tom DeVito MP says:

    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


  10. 13
    St Francis says:

    I’m pleased to see this obese man exposed as a backroom dealer, a job stealer.


  11. 14
    What's on? says:

    Please, Mr. Fawkes, that’s inappropriate.


  12. 16
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I’m pleased to see this obese man exposed as a backroom dealer, a job stealer.


  13. 17
    Body Mass Index says:

    But he is no Eric Pickles yet


  14. 18
    Don Tom Watson says:

    See this is fucking spinning as it should be done, that fat slag Polly needs to take note!


  15. 19
    John says:

    Didn’t you used to moan about anonymous briefings, backstabbings and leaks?


  16. 20
    Penfold says:

    Can a twat be a capo de capo tutti?


  17. 21
    Anonymous says:

    You know what happens when Mafia Families fall out, blood is spilt!


  18. 22
    JH says:

    You can put Gok Wan specs and a suit on a fat sweaty twat, but they’re still a fat sweaty twat.

    Until Labour gets rid of this entire generation and starts afresh, they will never be an effective opposition.

    That’s all they should ever be.


  19. 27
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    I think he is a younger version of Dennis Skinner but not quite as polite.


  20. 30
    Anonymous says:

    More anti Labour gossip from the blog that backs Boris the balloon. All gossip, no substance. Get a life you sad reactionary, right wing, rabble


    • 35
      yeah, right.... says:

      Well you’re the one wasting his/her ‘life’ reading it.

      Why not go over to CiF? You’ll even find that the mod’ing and censorship is even less tolerant of non-conformist views than this site.


    • 42
      Andrew Efiong says:

      These people are trying to rig elections, spending their time dreaming up elaborate ways to place their cronies into high office. Shouldn’t they be worrying about the poor or replacing Ed Miliband?

      Remember, we saw the consequences when Brown and Blair spent time infighting. Illegal wars, ruined economy, widespread waste whilst these two were busy trying squabbling.

      Never again!


    • 85
      Trolls -who needs them? says:

      No sorry, trolling still does not beat watching a pigeon playing chess for entertainment.


    • 91
      Marmite says:

      Anonymong, you do know that syphillus e*ts away your brain if not tre*ted don’t you? Ple*se get yourself checked out, as you seem to be exhibiting all the symptoms of brain rot.


    • 114
      AC1 says:

      If this blog is winding people like you up then it’s doing its job well.


    • 119
      Ken says:

      Labour – the party of the self pitying.


  21. 31
    nellnewman says:

    twatson is the absolute epitomy of backstabbing self-serving ec0nomically incontinent labour. And your ‘rats in a sack’ is spot-on for what they are.

    I guess bliar once gave them a veneer of civility but even that was false.


    • 59
      Billy Bragart says:

      The thin veneer of democracy (in the labour party) is finally beginning to fade.

      That’s a follow up I’ll never sing, cos I’m a tosser.


  22. 33
    Tom Fatson says:

    I’m very busy being angry and waiting for more hacking revelations. In the meantime I’ve still got some availability for my Billy Bunter impersonations. Tuck in chaps!


  23. 37
    hahaha says:


  24. 39
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “Labour sources” – so they haven’t found out who your mole is yet?


  25. 48
    Li Ja Spa says:

    I’m sure Ed Miliband will get control of this bickering. He can demonstrate his authority and leadership.


  26. 49
    Grab the nachos and dips says:

    Labour civil war? Yes please!


  27. 50
    BBC NEWS says:


    Vote Labour!


  28. 55
    Alan Davies says:

    I’ve invested in Florists in Liverpool, 25th Anniversary coming up in two years


    • 62
      Liverpool Fans says:

      ” Yeewll neverrrr walk aaagain”


    • 63
      Crabapple says:

      Should not have apologised. What Alan Davies says is true. Liverpudlians always milk it.


      • 75
        Alan Davies says:

        I buy The Sun


      • 92
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        I feel sorry for you having to talk to all those liverpudlians really.

        Oh. unless you get the story from lazy media tossers, who like to wank the readers off by feeding them the same lines again and again, and don’t actually know any of this for themselves.


    • 81
      I F A says:

      Good work. Better return on £1000.


      • 107
        the real leader of the tory partee says:

        it’s the Grand Notional on saturday – I put £1000 on David Cameron fucking off


    • 109
      JH says:

      The self-pity city will be in full flow. Beats doing anything productive.

      Christ, imagine if Pan-Am 103 had fallen on the Liver building. You’d just probably just have to build a giant wall around the place and leave them to it.

      Is there a way to convert organised remorse into power? Green energy scheme anyone?


  29. 57
    smoggie says:

    Aye Don Watson…. made him a bigga meat pie he could notta refusa.


  30. 60
    Uncommon Knowledge says:


  31. 72
    Anonymous says:

    But never the less, a vote for any of the 3 major parties is still a vote for a United States of Europe. By voting for them you are supporting their EU policies.

    The UK will never ever get a referendum on the EU, they will lie through their back teeth but never give in to a referendum and still take you into a political union with Germany.

    When will you understand that it is your votes that are giving credence to their EU policies?


  32. 73
    Lord Flashcunt says:

    I’d say he’d been hoist with his own petard, but I don’t think the petard’s been built yet that could take the job on…


  33. 74
    Phantom says:

    Watson took the cannoli…. and ate it…… and bucket of it with a fried egg on top.

    Useless, fat, f……


  34. 76
    Irony? says:


  35. 86
    Dudley Zoo says:

    Sing-a-long-a Watson

    Tops up belly wobble, I ate all the pies


  36. 94
    Bill Miliband says:

    People are now being reminded of his scheming and plotting to remove Tony Blair along with his pal Sion. His re-invention as Guardian media darling was a fassad and the real Tom Watson is now standing up.

    Oh he’s got his book coming out though about how he selflessly and alone brought down the Murdoch empire …… Ker-ching!


  37. 98
    Well it's a thought says:

    So no change then, it’s getting hard to tell these days if we still have any honest politicians/lawyers/plod/uncivil servants/bankers/energy providers/anybody else on the public payroll, I may have missed a few out.


  38. 100
    Crying Ken says:

    This one goes out by special request to Ken in London:


  39. 116
  40. 122
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why beat about the bush, Watson is an evil fat bastard.


  41. 124
    jgm2 says:

    Vicious Labour Thug is Vicious Labour Thug Shocker.


  42. 125
    bbc comptroller says:

    but let’s face it he’s never gonna be able to say “you come to me on the night of my daughter’s wedding” is he?


  43. 126
    Ammanita Phalloides says:

    This pudgy prat would make a gargoyle look gorgeous.

    Shove his head on a pike, along with Bro. Ken’s. That gets us started on the Left.

    Then we need some totem pole material from the other sides. Cable would do for a start, and Gideon should follow, except he needs the spike up his fundament, as it surely wouldn’t penetrate his brass neck.


  44. 127
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    I would never call that Tommy Watson a champagne socialist. A pasty socialist perhaps.


  45. 128
    Transgender Clarifier says:

    Can we get this sorted once for all….

    Is Sion ^^^ or however you write it a man’s name or a woman’s ??


  46. 129
    Pentangelis says:

    Watson is just like a fake dog turd. Everything about him is fake, hypocritical and unpleasant to the eye.


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