Digital Dave Drags in Nick
Seems the PM got grumpy on the plane over to Japan. Talking to hacks about snooping laws, he’s fighting back on the indefensible:
“You’ve got to remember that this was agreed a national security council where sitting round the table was Chris Huhne, Nick Clegg, Ken Clarke – people from impeccable civil libertarian backgrounds. I think when people see the detail they will understand this is a very sensible way of keeping up with technology and not a snoopers’ charter. And I wouldn’t as Prime Minister sanction something that was.”
Hug ‘em close Dave.
Dave, when in a hole, stop fucking digging.
The big boys made me do it.
Whoever is pulling the strings. Please give Cameroon a break and cut them as he seems a bit disfunctional with them attached. It all looks like a Thunderbirds episode.
Thats an idea why dont the BBC do a full puppet show and we can get rid of all the usless fraudster class, at least we will see the strings and not have to put up with all this bull shit.
“Chris Huhne, Nick Clegg, Ken Clarke – people from impeccable civil libertarian backgrounds.”
Cameron is so far up his own arse he can’t tell fact from fiction.
Clarke the nice cuddly old boy who want’s to introduce secret trials with evidence witheld from defendants? Huhne, the man who made a fortune from speeding cameras and snooping on people? Clegg, the same bastion of integrity who endorsed the EAW that required no burden of proof or evidence to be placed before a British court prior to extradition and loss of liberty in a foreign country?
Scumbags all.
…..and just before the bullet entered his brain, he knew he loved Big Dave.
with apologies to George Orwell
Osborne declares war on tax-dodging millionaires: Staggering figures reveal how Britain’s richest pay just 10% in income tax
Average multi-millionaire pays just 10 per cent in income tax
George Osborne ‘shocked’ after seeing anonymous tax-returns
Legal loopholes used to by super-rich include charitable donations, business mortgages, buy-to-let properties and company losses
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2127574/Chancellor-vows-chase-multi-millionaires-tax-returns-paying-virtually-income-tax.html#ixzz1rdfWxf2D
Get your own blog.
Tory Filth.
The Daily Mail knows rather less than half of bugger-all about rather less than half of bugger-all, especially where numbers are involved. You might as well read Farmer & Stockbreeder for the opera criticism.
I wished I earned enough to make tax avoidance worthwhile. In Digital Dave’s Briatin that’s impossible.
Could it be me but the country with the largest numbers of new billionaires is China and it is the billionaires who are creating all the wealth?
Strange that as UK gov shift the money from the private sector and individuals to the STATE, a bit like the USSR, and we all remember how their starvation of the people economy worked.
Well done to the Political class.
But Dave needs to monitor everyone, how else will he enforce his boiler tax?
Christ! Have you seen the details of that nightmare? Huhne’s parting gift to us all…
Will there be a tax on burning tyres in the streets
Can someone Aks Dave, who the fu-k is he going to borrow the money off to run the SPY Quango. Is it the Chinese? Will that allow them access to our Data?
Lets build another 50’000 windmills, that will put the price of electricity beyond the reach of the middle class…. Only the upper class toffs will be able to afford it, suppose going back to the dark ages might not be a bad thing
Dave you’re rating will BOMB even further.
I really don’t think he listens to what he is saying, unbelievable!
It look less than two years but I am now completely institutionalised. Bye-bye, reality! They do your thinking for you here in Government.
The man is a fantasist. All 3 are pro-Stalinist EU. Cameron is a Blair clone.
Resistance is futile.
For a wide variety of materials and conditions, V and I are directly proportional to each other, and therefore R and G are constant (although they can depend on other factors like temperature or strain).
That is why we did not support full PR and only offered an alternative vote concoction.
PR etc was all bollocks. Disabling the power of parties is the only way.
Abolish them. They are criminal conspiracies against the public
Watt ??
Resistance is useless. In Nick’s case, anyway.
We protected civil liberties! Except for the 2000 new offences under law we brought in, 92 days detention without charge (or 68 or 42 depending on which day you asked us), and manhandling, throwing out and holding under the terrorism act an elderly holocaust survivor for heckling.
On rendition and torture — Hilary Benn lying through his teeth:
http://joshuachambers.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/hilary-benn-on-binyam-mohamed/
Yes you did Labour scum, and the Tory filth are just the same.
If you stick a 12 inch vibrator up your arse, everything looks pixelated
Great idea, we’ll release all the Motorman files provided everyone who reads them stuffs a dildo up their shitter!
Twat!
I’m too ill to attend an NHS rally. I have to meet the millionaire owner of Hull AFC who’s having me picked up in a Rolls. Oh, I wasn’t supposed to say that part out loud. I’m ill. I’m off to bed.
Right. Where’s the Rolls?
This proposal has the fingerprints of the EU all over it.
Labour tried to implement it and were shouted down by TOry and Lib-Dem opposition.
The EU/Brussels are now trying to bully the coalition into implementing the snooping proposals so as to ensure Euro harmony.
Just bear in mind that it won’t just be Westminster having a sniff, there will be 27 other euro nations having a sniff, and all having the ability to whip out an Euro Arrest Warrant at the slightest whim.
Make some nasty comment about those continentals, they just might decide thats xenophobic, and have you ectradited and banged up.
You are warned…………..!
The Poles are issuing euro arrest warrants for trafffic tickets. You were warned, but you ignored the evidence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organlegging#Attempts_by_governments_to_solve_the_problem
they won’t have the manpower to read every sinlge email etc obviously so it’ll all be done by algorithms….computers programmed to screen for particular words….and yet as we already know from blogs like this, you can always substitute words like c’unt by saying Huhne…so what’s to stop people from simply gaming the algorithms? I’m sure there are multiple euphemisms for jihad etc…
Any algorithm worth its salt will know that Huhne and c’unt are the same.
You can tell just by loooking
I thought ‘Al Gore Ithm’ wath a quote fwom ‘An Inconvenient Twuth’
Now that is very unfair to Hunts – both those that are part of the female anatomy and the other ones. Most of them aren’t in the same class of shitness as Huhne.
The chap who fixes your car on the cheap has a brother who, when he was 18 and even dafter than he is now, joined some radical movement during a visit to Pakistan and spent the next 6 months watching j*had porn. You send quite a lot of emails to the chap who fixes your car (because, frankly, he is wholly unreliable). The GCHQ computer deduces that you are a terrorist. That cushy job in local government won’t be coming your way after all.
What a wanker!
Lovely way for a bird to practise her wank technique! I’ll buy one for Harperson she appreciates gestures!
Is it me or is she getting to be a bit of a porker?
(I’d still shag her though given the chance – Mrs Hunt may have a thing or three to say about though)
I would certainly give her one, do you think she likes teddy bears?
I thought the priority of the PM would be to make life more pleasant for the people of the country…not turn it, on a daily basis, into an ever more miserable fucking hole
The priority of every government is to maximise the amount ripped off the population and kow them enough so they never rebel.
Government is to pleasantness as cancer is to health.
Herr Clegg, Herr Huhne und Herr Clarke are good friends of mine. Civil libertarians, lol.
I find it very sad that the country is run by idiots.
The country gets the government it deserves
Or pays for, in the case of Goldman Sachs allegedly.
Now let’s be accurate. Watched over by idiots surely. There is no way we could say that these c’unts are running things.
They are errand boys doing others dirty work in hope of later rewards and protection from the monster they are building.
What we really need now are people to detail how best to avoid being snooped on, be it VPN connections, encryption the whole lot.
Fuck them, fuck them all.
What i do is talk to people.
If you talk to people you are being listened in to. Every cafe and shop has a government goon listening and watching.
Not to mention the keylogger they have installed
When Radio 5 had forums they did use to download software onto your computer. I remember getting banned and then even using a fresh IP address and clearing out my web browser cache the system still picked me up as being banned.
Eventually found a nasty piece of software on my PC which was connecting to the BBC. After deleting it I had no problems getting back on the forums again. But the software turned up on my PC again after registering.
The BBC=wankers.
http://torrentfreak.com/which-vpn-providers-really-take-anonymity-seriously-111007/
I’d recommend Torrentprivacy.
testing..
Don’t test any longer.
Dave, people are tired of a huge State apparatus trying to snoop on us, from Gatsos on up. Just bloody stop it.
We all know damn well that the real terrorists will slip through the net, probably because the security services are too busy falling over themselves to avoid offending the Religion of blowing-you-to-peaces.
Is there a difference between the Granny Tax and the Boiler Tax??
Woe betide any granny whose boiler breaks down. She will just have to freeze to death in digital Dave’s brave new world.
I say Chaps!!! – can’t wait for Chris to come back to us – so he can tell us more about his exciting new Green Taxes – watt?
And new Wind Farms – watt?
This will show the common people we really are serious about Brussels – watt?
Does the constant use of Watt for What! have some deep Kafka-esque symbolism or are you another product of Education, Education, Education?
He’s power-mad.
In this context anyway, a visual pun, “watt” being a unit of energy, Grump. “Education, Education, Education”? Pot, meet Kettle…
Might be to do with CMD’s electrical phantasies?
Nah, it’s one joule per second.
Thick or Watt.
I say chaps!!!! – do you think if I keep putting forward proposals and Clegga’s lot keep shooting them down – then that makes me look like a really strong Leader? – watt?
Or should I give a really super speech?
Watt?
Great tactics – improvement on “make up an argument your opponent has not presented, then destroy it” to “leak misleading intentions to fish for counter arguments, then present policy which appears to make concessions”.
Eat your heart out Campbell.
Called ‘straw man argument’ and ‘flying a kite’ respectively.
Hello Mithter Jathsper
Thanks for taking time off from sucking Livingstone’s cock to share that with us
Anyone speak jive?
Taxi for Lee. Oh. Who stole all the training money for black cabbies?
Him little fella Lee b’long big fella Ken spend much time rubby-rubby pole b’long tummy.
Red Burka
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/184/c/4/Imperial_Guard__Stormtroopers_by_tallterror.jpg
And here all of us Guidophiles were complaining he spends too much time AWAY from the blog; does Jasper the Grasper know something WE don’t? Do tell, Lee old sport!
The files do contain some pretty pedestrian names old chap. Shall we not just draw a line under the whole affair?
The trouble with paying a guy like Lord Leveson by the hour instead of by results is …..
you never get a participial epithet fucking result !!
Where most extraditees from the UK to the US will end up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Penitentiary,_Florence_ADX
And will get their bottoms well worked over with a bit of luck.
This interest with bottoms is misplaced. We find a simple waterboarding is more than ample to soften someone up enough.
Hamza should integrate well with this populace. Couldn’t be a nicer place for him to pass the rest of his days.Better than living on nasty kaffir benefits in Finsbury Park.
Don’t worry Anjem, we always look after our own. We’ll provide you the best lawyers we have
Hopefully Camerloon will eat some bad sushi and have dose of ‘Bechuana tummy’. He really has lost what little understanding of the plot he had at this rate Millibean just has to sit tight say fuck all and keep the unions quiet and No. 10 will be his in 2015!
With UKIP on the up enought to split an already weak Tory vote it will be either a Labour government or even worse a LibLab one! Can no on get rid of this out of touch toff?
Hubris is a dangerous thing in any politician – more so in a Prime Minister. Wavey Davey has definitely lost the plot. He seems to have a political death wish and appears intent on taking what’s left of the Tory Party with him.
Huhne is in the national security council, you have to be fucking joking!
the entire country is in the hands of traitors
Yes, that was a shocking peice of news. Cleggy is bad enough, but Huhne? God help us all.
It has been for over 50 years.
All Conservative Prime Ministers since Alec Doulas Home have attended the Bilderberg Steering Committe meetings.
Rory Stewart, elected 2010 attended in 2011. Was this a meeting of the great and the good? Looks more like grooming to me. Watch his progress.
Isn’t it typical of the MSM that the Motorman story has just ‘vanished’? Not a word for the most part except a couple of online news sites having a go at Guido for publishing.
How the fuck are we to have a trustworthy press when they all stick together like dog shit to the bottom of a shoe?
So, we all know what we long suspected. The question is, what are we to do about it?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Well stop buying papers for starters. I haven’t purchased on in years. Of course we need the BBC to be killed off as well by scrapping the tax. Oh and locking up all the cocaine dealers in London and Salford.
Connect ‘Dave’ the Rave, Chris – the forgetful driver, and all the other tossers – in SERIES (or parallel if you like to prolong things) – to a Wind Farm that’s got a really really good strong wind blowing on it.
You can differenet connection points, but why not tsart with their balls, – or their tongues, – or both!
Have fun when you’re young!
If they LIKE Guido, they print the old Vandyck beard picture; if they DON’T like Guido, they print one of those more recent Peter Griffin photos:
http://www.scotsman.com/news/guido-fawkes-blogger-defends-publication-of-motorman-files-1-2225722?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=49089&c=1
Fuck you Dave, you had your chance and you’ve blown it.
It’s UKIP next time.
From the Coalition Agreement:-
“3. CIVIL LIBERTIES
We will be strong in defence of freedom. The Government believes that the British state has become too authoritarian, and that over the past decade it has abused and eroded fundamental human freedoms and historic civil liberties. We need to restore the rights of individuals in the face of encroaching state power, in keeping with Britain’s tradition of freedom and fairness.
We will implement a full programme of measures to reverse the substantial erosion of civil liberties and roll back state intrusion.
We will introduce a Freedom Bill.
We will protect historic freedoms through the defence of trial by jury.
We will restore rights to non-violent protest.
We will review libel laws to protect freedom of speech.
We will introduce safeguards against the misuse of anti-terrorism legislation.
We will further regulate CCTV.
!!!>>> We will end the storage of internet and email records without good reason. <<<!!!
We will introduce a new mechanism to prevent the proliferation of unnecessary new criminal offences.
We will establish a Commission to investigate the creation of a British Bill of Rights that incorporates and builds on all our obligations under the European Convention on Human Rights, ensures that these rights continue to be enshrined in British law, and protects and extends British liberties. We will seek to promote a better understanding of the true scope of these obligations and liberties.”
Leave us alone Dave and get your EU Nazi pals to leave us alone too. And shove your fascist boiler and conservatory regulations where the sun don't shine.
“sitting round the table was Chris Huhne,……..–”
Well Huhne was so “libertine ” that he got rid of ” Greek Phylis ” wife of many years and shacked up with his boob eye candy and then went on to alegedly “do something ” ( sub judice so we cannot say what) and then allegedly got said initial partner to take the flak .
Very “libertine ” place where they’re both programmed for in September (allegedly ) — unless of course you spend your days standing with back up against the wall.
If dave calls the likes of Chris Huhne, Nick Clegg & Ken Clarke libertarians, than his BA in PPE has been wasted
As someone has already suggested I’m going to forward ALL of my emails to my MP Oliver Letwin He wants to read them then he can. Suggest you lot do the same
Camaroon!! jack of all trades master of fuck all!!
Dave has the fingerprint of NSA right in the middle of his forehead!
Is Dave taking over from News International?
When it’s a newspaper it’s hacking – when it’s the Government it’s national security.
It is always the little guy who gets caught with the bomb.
The big fish never touch the bomb.