March 30th, 2012

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20 Comments

  1. 1
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    It’s turned out nice again !

  2. 2

    Gorgeous george

    “I’ve got my party back!”
    “Awwwriiight …awwwrighttt…infidels”

  3. 3
  4. 4
    rofl says:

    Thats early.

  5. 5
    Only me ! says:

    Sally Bercow says “Perhaps the moral of the story is don’t prioritise pasties over people”.

    A truthful person in Westminster at last???

    She certainly never prioritises her husband.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Its not even lunchtime Friday yet

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Fire officers have warned the public not to store petrol in their home after a woman suffered 40 per cent burns in a fire started by petrol she was transferring between containers.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/fuel/9175478/Fuel-strike-woman-suffers-40-per-cent-burns-in-jerry-can-fire.html

  8. 8
    jgm2 says:

    For once she’s right.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Woman suffers 40% burns as she pours petrol into jerry cans in her kitchen, angry drivers queue for hours in the heat… and the fuel strike hasn’t begun yet

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2122500/Fuel-strike-Drivers-queue-petrol-sweltering-heat-strike-begins.html#ixzz1qaqTWBGa

  10. 10
    It's A Possibility says:

    A “liquid” lunch awaits, and so, first things first lest he forget?

  11. 11
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Keep it real blue noses, better fill up before Easter

    2012

    Dole = 2.75m
    Diesel = £1.47
    Pasties = £1.20
    Inflation = 3.4%
    Deficit = 1 trillion
    No growth
    No NHS
    Galloway maverick MP

    2010

    Dole = 2.45m
    Diesel = £1.09
    Pasties = £1.00
    Inflation = 3.2%
    Deficit = 750 million
    Growth
    An NHS
    Galloway maverick MP

    Only thing that has changed in 2 years, is that all the economic and social indicators have plummeted

  12. 12
    jgm2 says:

    Oh yeah. 2010 was an economic and social nirvana. That’s why Labour lost.

  13. 13
    rofl says:

    “Deficit 1 trillion”

    ROFL!!!!!!

  14. 14
    Wendy Bendy says:

    Yes, but the idiot had a flame burning nearby. Obviously, she wasn’t taught any Chemistry 101.

  15. 15
    Jerry Cann says:

    The economy was recovering before this bunch of knobheads got elected.

  16. 16
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I don’t think handling petrol is on the national curriculum. In fact I know its not because petrol is banned from schools.

    More seriously: almost everyone puts petrol in cars, but very few people actually see petrol, muck about with it, know exactly the kinds of things it does. Perhaps if they did, they’d all drive diesel cars.

  17. 17
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I don’t think handling petrol is on the national curriculum. In fact I know its not because petrol is banned from schools.

    More seriously: almost everyone puts petrol in cars, but very few people actually see petrol, muck about with it, know exactly the kinds of things it does. Perhaps if they did, they’d all have diesel cars

  18. 18
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Rubbish. Labour left a structurally defective economy, it will take many years to sort out.

  19. 19

    But at a cost of over half of the current debt

  20. 20
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Compared to Now…Yeah !!!!!!


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