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Tories Double Younger Support | Guardian
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
It’s turned out nice again !
Sally Bercow says “Perhaps the moral of the story is don’t prioritise pasties over people”.
A truthful person in Westminster at last???
She certainly never prioritises her husband.
For once she’s right.
Fire officers have warned the public not to store petrol in their home after a woman suffered 40 per cent burns in a fire started by petrol she was transferring between containers.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/fuel/9175478/Fuel-strike-woman-suffers-40-per-cent-burns-in-jerry-can-fire.html
Yes, but the idiot had a flame burning nearby. Obviously, she wasn’t taught any Chemistry 101.
I don’t think handling petrol is on the national curriculum. In fact I know its not because petrol is banned from schools.
More seriously: almost everyone puts petrol in cars, but very few people actually see petrol, muck about with it, know exactly the kinds of things it does. Perhaps if they did, they’d all drive diesel cars.
I don’t think handling petrol is on the national curriculum. In fact I know its not because petrol is banned from schools.
More seriously: almost everyone puts petrol in cars, but very few people actually see petrol, muck about with it, know exactly the kinds of things it does. Perhaps if they did, they’d all have diesel cars
Woman suffers 40% burns as she pours petrol into jerry cans in her kitchen, angry drivers queue for hours in the heat… and the fuel strike hasn’t begun yet
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2122500/Fuel-strike-Drivers-queue-petrol-sweltering-heat-strike-begins.html#ixzz1qaqTWBGa
Gorgeous george
“I’ve got my party back!”
“Awwwriiight …awwwrighttt…infidels”
Thats early.
Its not even lunchtime Friday yet
A “liquid” lunch awaits, and so, first things first lest he forget?
Keep it real blue noses, better fill up before Easter
2012
Dole = 2.75m
Diesel = £1.47
Pasties = £1.20
Inflation = 3.4%
Deficit = 1 trillion
No growth
No NHS
Galloway maverick MP
2010
Dole = 2.45m
Diesel = £1.09
Pasties = £1.00
Inflation = 3.2%
Deficit = 750 million
Growth
An NHS
Galloway maverick MP
Only thing that has changed in 2 years, is that all the economic and social indicators have plummeted
Oh yeah. 2010 was an economic and social nirvana. That’s why Labour lost.
Compared to Now…Yeah !!!!!!
“Deficit 1 trillion”
ROFL!!!!!!
The economy was recovering before this bunch of knobheads got elected.
Rubbish. Labour left a structurally defective economy, it will take many years to sort out.
But at a cost of over half of the current debt