Balls’ Belardinelli Goes on Leak Rampage
Well in his head at least…
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
You mean he was pissing everywhere.
“Alex goes on leak rampage”
Seriously Fawkes, get a proper job. We could you use over Natanz, as the yank poodles still haven’t come through with their “fat boy” bunker busters yet.
apply here: http://www.idf.il/
ha, ha – you are wasted in the blogosphere – get up on the stage where you belong.
did there used to be more comments on this blog or am I imagining it
More than your blog has.
Oh, yeah, Belardinelli! I had some of his ice-cream. Not bad.
I’m guessing you’re “between jobs” at the moment…
“apply here: http://www.idf.il/”
Nah, this one is much better…
http://www.pizzaidf.org
I’m suprised they aren’t blaming someone for hacking[1] into their voicemail
[1] hack [verb] : to not be bothered to change your PIN, accidentally send emails to the wrong people, or to talk very loudly and be overheard on a train
“I was hacked”, says cretinous civil servant who left unencrypted USB memory stick (with nuclear reactor’s schematics) in local McDonalds.
I pity the poor junior hack who had to wade through Prescott’s voicemails
with counselling I’m sure a full recovery was made
Another balls up by Ed Balls – you know he is lying when he opens his mouth to speak .
Just the fax maám. Just the fax.
Scottish liebour politico type high up in government goes on rampage, destroying public sector communications equipment. Memoray isn’t what it was, but I’m getting a strong sense of deja-vu.
It was Larry.
Oh look it’s QE3 cat!
I’m guessing it belongs to Benny Boy Bernanke?
Is this the calibre of people that our political elite wants us to fork out more money for?
Fecking leeches!
If they want to employ these numpties they can pay for them out of their own pockets.
“they can pay for them out of their own pockets”
But their pockets are full of our money.
The first thing I wanted to see when I visited this blog was a Labour non entity, and I wasn’t disappointed.
Miliband and Ball disgarding their Ipads.
I-tenas are now in mode as a failsafe replacement.
TOWIE’s Gemma Collins Flaunts Her Slimmer Beach Body
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/547023/thumbs/o-GEMMA-COLLINS-570.jpg?4
not to be beaten, I will say that Gordon is the best MP and PM that anyone ever had!
All London peoples should be voting for Ken who has strong good ideas and is making benefit glorious city of Londonistan!
Vladimir and I are in full agreement. Boaz.
Any casting suggestions for The Gordon Brown Story?
Grigor Fisher.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
I’ve never seen them in the same room/ship………………..
I need a dump.
So do I, lets go together
Excuse babes – just lining up some fishscale – your dump’ll have to wait!!!!
Can I watch?
Good news for all my fans and my little mongrel bitch, Britney; my knob extension application has been accepted by the NHS. This will double it’s current size to a whopping four inches! Let the good times roll.
Oh Hello sock-puppet Tat, please contact your specialist and ask them to review your dose.
I hope you get better soon.
Tat is (as always) boring, but easy to spot:
“This will double it’s current size”
Right there, right in the middle. Something a ten-year-old would spot.
Being a dullard, Tat always fucks-up his apostrophes.
keep your fucking boyfriend in check AC1, he’s spilling his colostomy bag all over the fucking blog.
Please pass on my regards to your psychiatrist, and of course, I hope you recover some sanity.
shove it batty boy
Just try not to cwy about it, tat.
You pwomised mummy in Heaven you wouldn’t cwy, didn’t you, cripple?
Be big bwave boy, tat.
Poor Tat, it looks like his cwipped bwain has been hurting him again.
Naughty naught bwain Mr Tat! Naughty!
Psssst, must have forgotten to take his lithium suppository again.
That fax looks just like the one that the IT people took away from my office each night.
They brought a new one in each morning.
Then I’d read about the latest f**king disaster that I’d inadvertently created.
It was a virtuous circle of employment.
Inadvertently? I thought you did it all deliberately.
Video far too sympathetic.
He may not have had the correct support as a teenager in which case every disgusting sort of obnoxious, rude and destructive behaviour is perfectly understandable.
Hey! Don’t steal our headline for tomorrow!
Gideon’s looking a bit pasty lately.
Gideon looks rather like a half-warmed fish.
Each of us has a half-warmed fish in his bosom.
I have a half-boned fish under my bosom.
Fucking pasty? Really? Fucking Liebore jumped the shark today.
Dear BBC I’ve just seen your ‘Global Weirding’ program for the masses and I thought it was complete and utter bollocks. The narrative was that global warming is man made and that global warming is proven beyond doubt which it isn’t!
PS. You also forgot to call it climate change.
AGW is a reasonable hypothesis, but that’s as far as it goes. It is an interesting theory and not a cause for mass hysteria.
I do hope they weren’t blaming ‘weird weather’ on climate change, though. The weather has always been weird. That’s why it is called weather and not climate….
If its warm they call it AGW. If it is cold they call it weather.
The next glacial period will come regardless of whether there is any truth in AGW. The Milanković cycles ensure that and the outstanding problems in the theory, though relatively minor, dwarf our puny attempts to change the effect that we have.
I am not against using renewables in themselves and have installed solar water heating panels. I have deferred my photovoltaic on the basis that I use the least power in the summer when it would produce at maximum. Even feeding back into the grid does not make a good return on my investment and the preferential tariffs will become less attractive as time passes.
The PLOT exposed.
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/participatory-democracy-versus-representative-democracy
The poor forgotten families of the UK need our help and our money to stop these riots happening again. We need more public workers on the ground and social workers and youth clubs and community centres and tax payer funded community and youth leaders too. As we all know it was the police that caused these riots and the racism from the white communities that was a fault here.
errr…. 80% of those that ended up in court had previous. What about these were just bad *astards taking the opportunity to loot and stuff? Doubt more tax payers money will change their mindset.
Enough already!
Hand wringing useless twats, – let them eat their fancy brioche and drink their expensive champagne – all paid for with OUR money!
If this useless Limpid PR bloke had any guts he would break it all up, – but he hasn’t, so he won’t.
Ok about 145 quid extra a year will do it, how will we pay for it? Oh right, good idea BBC you don’t need the telly tax as much as these poor families need the money.
I am always right!
I am never wrong!
And the increased cost of alcohol tax will not affect me in the slightest! I am, after all, not one of the common little people – the vile reprobates that despoil my native land and force me to live here in my castle in this warm land filled with wine and really super cheese and the finest foods.
But I digress, – Alberto – more bolly and quick! – and then I can give myself over to dreaming about Gordon – his manly hands smoothing the crinkles of my pages, opening the little nooks and crannies of my writing, – some that I never knew I had . . . . his exploration of my deepest meaning . . . his forceful, penetrating yet somehow tender searching of my most sensitive sections . . . oh! . . . .OH! . . . OHHH! . . I’m going! . . no – leave me . . . I MUST GIVE MYSELF TO THIS MOMENT . . TO THE RAPTURE . . TO THE ACME OF . . . . I’m going into status polytwadlicus . . . . that most delicious of moments a helpless woman like wot I am can enjoy . . .
LOL, I’m not sure if that if a for or against increased taxes on alcohol (or other banned substances).
So some bleeding charity focus group has decided that the rioters are victims and have completely overlooked the fact that the Plod signaled go for it, riot and loot away, and we will stand back while you do so.
IT Beggars belief.
THEY RIOTED and LOOTED BECAUSE THEY COULD. The Plod just let them.
see if you can find tonights sky newspaper review with Kelvin Mckenzise cheered me up no end
I feel much better having heard Kelvin Mckenzies answer to riot report on sky papers review …….. didnt even throw a wobbler , totally ripped arguemnt .
I suppose in telegraph speak , I should be happy that if NT and CPRE are happy on planning . all i will say is that if we do start seeing the dodgey ones , some of which I understand are at advanced stage , I just hope that you campaign against them . There were some magic words missing from todays statement even if the re draft is a better document . Simon heffer has spotted another possibility . The only proper solution is to not only prioritise brownfield , but to have tools that press brownfield into use before green fields . If your sure legal redress can be sought then fine . will all councils have local plan ??
Paxman had some interesting discussion . i nearly choked on my ovaltine on neo nazi piece , but that bit on free Germans only zones was a bit modern , the list not only of ethnic undesirables but er Liberals . I mean how do you test for a liberal if your a nazi ?? So Clause we need to do a few test , pleaze answer ze questions as honestly as you can .
1) Is bratwurst and beer , better for you and your country than a bean sprout salad …. ans Bratwurst and beer
2) You are asked to go a nudist camp ,do you ask if you can wear sandles and socks ans yes
right ok Clause I am terminating zis interview immediately , you are clearly a liberal , now take your crappy mixed fabrics socks and buckle sandels and leave our suburb . I am sorry that you are unable to join us , especially as tonight is ladehosen night . still be interesting if there isnt a drugs problem in those areas even if having to be careful down at the bar .
Has rupert spad been given a pasty as a leaving present yet ?? talk about picking the most wonk of wonk taxation dillemmas ,
The Socialists are sick and evil and too stupid to both accept and understand that if it were not for their antics the country would have had no need of Thatcher or the changes she had to make.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/localgovernment/2012/03/labour-council-leader-already-got-celebrations-organised-for-thatchers-death.html