March 26th, 2012

PICTURE:  Fox and Werritty Drinking In Westminster


  1. 1
    dr. sipp says:

    talking about the good-times

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    GideonO says:

    Then back to Liam’s for a spot of bum sex.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Fcuk me ! Can’t politicians enjoy a friendly pint any more then ? #

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    81IIy 80wden i5 7he gre@te5t ump1re ever ! says:

    with his shirt off!!!!

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    Adam says:

    what a bunch of twats

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    I mean there is nothing more healthy and normal than having a good chum

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    fucking cynic says:

    oh don’t be silly

    they rob the population blind with their mendacity

    you’re not an mp are you???

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Nope. You’re not a stalker are you ?

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    Tooth fairy says:

    The White Swan was affectionately known as the “Mucky Duck” in days past. Seems quite apt !

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    Plain Jane says:

    i thought there was a hosepipe ban

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    Anonymous says:

    Fox: I have just met this tall charming young, I have not met him before, he just happened to be in the bar when I walked in

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    Plain Jane says:

    I believe he was just askin’

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    george says:

    Iain looks defensive. Werritty looks like he is asking for something. What could that be?

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    Anonymous says:

    What is the difference between a Gay and a Bi-Sexual – a couple of pints

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    Show Biz for ugly people says:


    what’s the world coming to when an utterly disgraced ex minister can’t have a pint with his (previously tax payer funded) portable executive relief for a drink down the pub without people on the internet taking the piss?

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    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Unlikely to be a Black Swan event with those two meeting.

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    WVM says:

    You don’t want to know.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Everyone is a mini Iain Dale these days, have you seen how porky he’s getting? He makes Prescott look like Kate Moss.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Why are Londoners all mongs?

    Watching the TV series on BBC 2 about the tube, why do they stand outside a closed station after the last train has gone? Do they think another one will be beamed down from planet Zog?

    Londoners remind me of the fuckwit Zombies out of Day of the Dead.

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    Pedant says:

    Who`s Iain?

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    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:


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    lol says:

    Why is Liam Fox still the darling of the Tory Right?

    He’s a closet gay, flaunts his boyfriend, shills for Israel, as a govt minister indulged in all sorts of shady dealings which financially benefited his boyfriend.

    The man is bizarre, a Walter Mitty, a liability.

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    Only not as attractive as the zombies, or as well mannered.

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    Peta Itchings the beast of Camden lock and a friend to many a lonely sailor says:

    the fox and his chicken

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    neil ward says:

    For anyone wondering what you get for donating to the Government, below is a handy price breakdown.

    Dinner with the Prime Minister David Cameron = £1 Million

    Dinner with the Chancellor George Osborne = £750,000

    Dinner with Nick Clegg = Half a bag of chips and a curly wurly

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    Dave from Witney says:

    Since London was colonised by Muslims and blood-thirsty Somalis and Congolese, any white Londoner with half a brain, and enough money, has joined the white flight out of that nightmare city.

    What’s left is the dross, the deluded, the brain-dead.

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    Foxy Liam says:

    Would he fancy a threesome with me and Adam?

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Applies to FibDems too.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Good point Dave, all the smart ones leave London at 5pm.

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    knob says:

    “What’s left is the dross, the deluded, the brain-dead.”

    talking about yourself again, Dave?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Watching Miliband reply to Maude this afternoon was something to behold. How Miliband or any labour MP has the nerve and hypocrisy to critisize anyone is beyond belief.
    Labour is controlled by the 4 top union leaders. Miliband is a puppet that does not know the meaning of democracy.
    When Maude was giving his respones Miliband sat there in complete denial. Miliband is an idiot.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Fucking hypocritical shysters is what I believe you meant to say.

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    white flight dilemma says:

    London is a third-world city these days filled to bursting with Africans and Asians with thousands more arriving every day.

    If you see a white person in London they’ll be working there and fleeing home to the suburbs at 5 o clock. Trouble is the suburbs are quickly getting enriched too so whitey will have to move even further out to Tring, Aylesbury, or Beaconsfield. Trouble is those towns are getting enriched too. Where you going to run to next whitey?

    Don’t look to the Tories to help you they’re too busy importing more immigrants and enriching themselves and their mates.

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    annette curton says:

    Fancy a swift one in the Fox and Werrity?, said Badger.

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    LMAO says:

    Miliband is a puppet of the trade unions, the US, and Israel.

    Cameron is a puppet of multi-national corporations, the US, and Israel.

    Clegg is a puddled politically correct fuckwit.

    That’s your choice British voters.

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    rocknrolla says:

    Off-topic but a good article in the telegraph, always worth remembering the damage done to our country under the n3w l4bour reign of terr0r::

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    You would need a doctor if you come to wor neck o' the woods,cunt. says:

    Maude’s a masonic nonce and yid lover who is as bent as they come. A wise man once said ” Thatcherism in an odd sort of way, could reasonably be described as legalised Poulsonism. Contributions to Tory party funds will be repaid by the handing over of public assets for private gain.” Now gan fuck right off.

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    Splooge says:

    Blimey! Top left – Kevin McGuire’s got a specially reserved place at the bar!

    Classy guy…

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    Rastus Ahmed O'Goldstein says:


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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    At least the left don’t murder those they don’t like in this country like that Russian Mr. Kelly err, I mean Mr. Gorbuntsov.

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    PC clitoris says:

    sorry Adam but there is no way I’m giving you a wank in here it’s just not going to happen.

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    Smig says:

    No subsidised ale! Entertainments allowance me thinks.

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    Diversity Outreach Monitor says:

    See if you can guess the ethnicity of the three “men” who shot a 5 year old girl in London.

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    Diversity Outreach Monitor says:

    250 gangs now exist in London – see if you can guess the ethnicity of those who make up the overwhelming majority of gang members.

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    rebekah-wades-inne says:

    when taxed with our source of prosperity
    by the newsHounds’ customary asperity
    we may box, we may cox
    we may seek to outFox
    but can there be falsehood in verity?

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    JCB says:

    If they were white the story would have been headline news on the BBC for the next month.

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    'Mad' Hatty and other LieBore Clitorati says:

    Oh FFS! It’s evening lads, – time to let your hair down! – time to relax over a few.

    Just rub us up the right way and we’re yours!

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    Diane Fatbutt MP says:

    Is it coz day iz black?

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Jesus, Huge Grant is on Newsnight yet again. Does he have another shit film coming out?

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    Keith Dovkunts says:

    No wonder Denis Waterman went home and whacked his wife if he’s having to listen to Jack Reagan deliver shit lines like that. What was wrong with the old scriptwriter who came out with gems such as, “We’re the Sweeney son, and we haven’t had any breakfast . . .”

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    A National Socialist says:

    Fear not DOM – Dave promised a crackdown on gangs last year. They’ll be eliminated soon as Dave doesn’t break his promises.

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    Romantic says:

    Are their glasses touching? How sweet.

  54. 54
    Worthington says:

    Oh come on Guido you are hitting new lows. Pub time should be above cheap blogging.

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    I Hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    This stuff’s taking the heat off Livingslime. Let’s not forget we have to stop the hypocritical fucker at all costs.

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    Mungo's comeback says:

    Yep, he’s done an aardman voice over. It is by all accounts though his best since he did that movie about weddings and funerals.

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    David Minibanana says:

    Red Ed has been strong and assured. DUEMA !

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    Smig says:

    Taxes are for poor people. I hate being a taxpayer and propping up the shower of bastards.

    I want change, but what would i replace it with?

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    AC1 says:

    Brown coq event?

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    Trainee Pedant says:

    Good question, chief. But what’s happened to your apostrophe?

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    You sow what you reap says:

    If the Tories don’t want a revival of the Labour Party in all its unpleasant guises, including Livinsgstone, they should bloody well behave themselves. Asking the rest of the population to suspend their horror at their contempt for democracy and the law and turn a blind eye to venality, corruption and downright criminality won’t wash.

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    United we stand says:

    Ed may have a slight problem if his extremely well paid tanker drivers go on strike.

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    Dinnertime Dave says:

    Have you tried Cockfosters, whitey?

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    United we stand says:

    This mod thing is very very odd

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    Dennis Waterman says:

    Actually, I didn’t really mind those lines (although in my case it probably should have been “We haven’t had any Buckfast yet” to be more true-to-life). I even wrote and sang a song about it:

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    Dinnertime Dave says:

    Particularly the shill bit. It’s not how you shill, but who you shill for.

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    Close your eyes and think of England says:

    Yeah, and you don’t have to look at him.

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    United we stand says:

    So it’s not the name.

    is it may have a slight problem?

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    United we stand says:

    No not that.

    Is it extremely well paid?

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    United we stand says:

    Not that too

    Is it tanker drivers?

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    United we stand says:

    Narrowed it down


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    United we stand says:


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    Dinnertime Dave says:

    Getting round to it. Just had a few pals round for nosh – Premier League, I can tell you! Unfortunately, I made a few more promises… which I promise I will keep… damn.

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    United we stand says:

    And the offensive word is


  75. 75
    Dinnertime Dave says:

    Rhyming slang?

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    The Ring of Bells says:

    Below the belt Fawkes.

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    Handypara says:

    Tough one that.
    Followers of the p34ce religion or the divided and ruled “religion”?

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    Some Geezer wot's not surprised to see the Fox in the henhouse says:

    Everyone knows that Fox news is a pack of lies.

    (Where was Eric Joyce whilst all this was going on– now that would have been a cracker of a story if he had been there!)

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    A man in a chair says:

    Those three figures surprise me. Surely they should be

    Con: 3.5%, Lab: 4.2%, Lib: 0.000000000000009%?

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    Susie says:

    Or then there’s UKIP and the affable Nigel Farage. But don’t let me influence you in any way…

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    WVM (after watching BBC News for an hour) says:

    Oh yes those ‘men’ they’re errr… hmmm… teens, yes that’s it they were teens!
    Or is that youths, maybe they’re youths too but that’s ok I think because teens or even youths are similar right! But hang on a minute, how can teens or youths be ‘men’ though? And they can’t be from the vast content of Asia or they’d of told us so, I think?

    I’ll errr… get back to you on this it’s getting very confusing for me and for some strange reason I’ve got this uncontrollable urge to shout RACIST SCUM at someone.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What a shock, the Guardian going on a BBC report over another Murdoch story.

    Anyone would think the BBC and the Guardian have an agenda here.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I could not agree more.

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    Charlie Kennedy says:

    You don’t Cockfosters, you just drink it straight out of the can

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    BBCwatch says:

    That’s odd, for some reason it didn’t come across that way at all on the BBC News at 10

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    Joe Pesci says:

    They’re “yoots”. And with that, I’ll go home and get my freakin’ shine box.

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    Common Purpose Beeboid says:

    You should know better Mr Diversity Outreach Monitor! Coming on here and posting such things, you know full well that “ethnicity” doesn’t exist because it’s just a social construct.
    I’m afraid it’s back to the re-education camp for you mister.

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    george says:


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    george says:

    Answer to the question earlier: Who is Ian?

    Ian is Liam.

    I love correcting things.

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    Sheep says:

    But the BBC makes lovely natural history programs and it’s only £2.79 a week.

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    george says:


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    Anonymous says:

    You forgot to add that they often shared beds to save the taxpayer some cash and they never charged the taxpayer for the tub of KY jelly.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Write out 500 times: ‘There is no such thing as ethnicity. It is merely a social construct.’ Then send the document to us, enclosing a DNA sample and the usual fee of £127.50. Be sure to state your ethnicity on the accompanying form.

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    Righteous one says:

    You had your fun on this one a long time ago. They’re both out of the public eye now and I would have thought a right-wing blogger respected privacy when it entails a pint in a bar.

    There was a time you tried to hide your identity and keep your privacy whilst also taking a more public role than either of these now. Poor show.

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    Brian Cox part time physicist and BBC luvvie says:

    But what about the wondrous cosmos and the starts and the planets, come with me and I’ll show you the amazing universe. Hey and at the same time I can flirt my boyish good looks at the BBC directors and controllers, I bet they’re creaming their Y-fronts hehehehe. I’m sure they’ll give me another program contract soon, I’m mad for it arrrkid!

    Did I mention that black holes suck?

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    Green Dave says:

    Is this finally proof we’re NOT causing global warming? The whole of the Earth heated up in medieval times without human CO2 emissions, says new study

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    Anonymous says:


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    Confessional Box says:

    Very bad form Guido. Is nothing private these days? Having a pint or 6 in the boozer should be sacrosanct

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    Ride it on out like a bird in the skyway,
    Ride it on out like you were a bird,
    Fly it all out like an eagle in a sunbeam,
    Ride it all out like you were a bird.

    Wear a tall hat like the druids in the old days
    Wear a tall hat and a tattered gown
    Ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane,
    Wear your hair long, babe, you can’t go wrong.

    Catch a bright star and place it on your forehead,
    Say a few spells and baby, there you go,
    Take a black cat and sit it on your shoulder,
    And in the morning you’ll know all you know.

    Ride A White Swan by Marc Bolan

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    not a machine says:

    No one has played Francis Maude dust up …………. seems like heir to blair thing has met its fate , rather enjoyed M the youngers attack , words no doubt he will come to cherish .
    Nick Clegg let off a small firework , in declaring we have to stop what has been going on , you mean like claiming first class on budget air flights and being unable to sign off EU accounts …….
    As this session draws to a close , a very drama filled one , no doubt much fat will be chewed , much ale drunk , and panorama a long time in the forgiving .
    Its sunny ed has 10 point poll lead , even though he likes people on 48k a year ruining the economy .

    seems as though a little light entertainment in the interlude from NAM , party funding …..
    How about scrapping the current scratch card system and replacing it with a 4 political ones red yellow blue and green , prizes as follows

    red : Find 3 £ symbols = you win job of telling everyone gold has been sold off
    Find 3 carrots = near election time
    Find 3 Turnips = more money lost in education
    Find 3 nokias = become the ruins intern

    Yellow : Find 3 lemons = weve overspent and citrus fruit is the new currency
    Find 3 beds = too much drink has been had at conference
    Find 3 differing budgets = its election time
    Find 3 speeding tickets = resignation immanent

    Blue : Find 3 table settings = your going to need 250k
    Find 3 yes to gay marriage symbols = prepare for election defeat
    Find 3 donkeys = remember who created all the debts
    Find 3 coshes = the liberals have special powers

    Green : Find 3 polar bears = East Anglia Uni has new EU funding
    Find 3 Tofu cakes = wonk uni courses coming to an end
    Find 3 busts of Lennin = dont talk about mk 1 version of greens
    Find 3 hazrd symbols = still cant decide on nuclear

    I thank you ladies and gentlemen goodnight

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    not a machine says:

    Is telegraph about to go behind paywall ??
    The end of blogging is nigh I tell ye .

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    SPaD u like says:

    peta itchings? strange name – what’s it a homophone for? Peta sounds like ‘peter’ and Itchings sounds like a town north of London, Hitchins for example. Mmmmm.

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    SPaD u like says:

    where do you get your ‘medication’ from?

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    Jimmy says:

    Post Sunday poll numbers from ComRes

    Con 30
    Lab 47
    LD 11

    You know this whole “tories in government” experiment was an interesting idea, but I don’t think it’ll catch on.

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    Wellard says:

    Wouldn’t The Two Brewers have been more appropriete?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    If you know of some Tories, would you mind pointing them out for us? We seem to have three socialist parties at the moment, all bloody stupid and utterly destructive.

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    What are you doing up at this hour, Tachy? ;-)

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    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    You do such a good imitation I am starting to hate you.

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    albacore says:

    A Tory? A Tory? What in Dave’s name is that?
    I’ve seen a lot more live ones dragged in by our cat
    It’s so long ago that Heath shut up the shop
    What passes for Tory today ain’t much cop

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    Synic says:

    Will you marry me as soon as that Queen Dave legalises it?

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    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Is there a cross-hand boogie going on beneath the table?

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    Fog says:

    The last time (a couple of weeks ago) I stood zombie-like outside a closed tube station waiting for it to re-open (apparently it was too crowded on the platform due to train delays) the patiently waiting, well-behaved, crowd, were mostly white, and definitely very British whatever hue, pretending that the crazy guy preaching at us we are all sinners, wasn’t there. I eventually moved on and went home a different route, but you shouldn’t knock calmness.

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    Iprintmy own businesscards says:

    I still want to see those business cards and the invoice for their printing.

    Then I want a list from Werritty of all the people to whom he gave out business cards.

    The police have had ages to do this and have done fuck all as far as I can see.

    You simply cannot leave this job to be supervised by David Cameron and a bunch lof Tories.

    If you listen to the Press you would think that Werritty has left the country.

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    Lord Wayne of Trombone says:


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    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Can I suck your Co-k????? Just a thought.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Translating updates to a user’s manual into German, our cat.

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    David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Guido, why was the Kelly report shelved?? I thought all parties wanted to clean up politics?? What was the punishment for Fox??

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    Valentino says:

    True love will never keep them apart

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    It is written in the Holy Book, Leviticus:

    “If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, he should be stoned – it helps, that’s all I’m saying”

    With grateful thanks to his holiness and soon to be Saint Frankie Boyle.

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    Foxy Loxy says:

    Actually, I said they could stick it up their arse… which Incidentally Adam…..

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    Foxy Loxy says:

    I’ll have you know that I am just trying to enlarge the circle of my friends, and have taken up boxing as I like a good pounding round the rings… Boom tshhh., I’m here all week, tell your friends.

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    Foxy Loxy says:

    And Adam knows how to take the Fox shilling, I can tell you!

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    Foxy Loxy says:

    Is that a euphemism?

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    Bollox – they will be like drug resistant syph. – they’ll keep coming back!!

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    daveyone1 says:

    David Cameron just recorded a record but then regrettedd it so Simon Cowell staged a brake in to lose the demo tape, but the silly cow was still there when he got home!

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    Phillip Hammond's Dishwasher says:

    Fox drowning his sorrows in a Westminster watering hole ? .

    Who cares ? Yesterday’s fish and chip papers

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    Foxy says:

    Werrity is a very nice boy.

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    Archbishop Desmond Tutu says:

    Nothing wrong with having a pint. If they were up to mischief they wouldnt be meeting in a pub in Westminster. Stupid story.

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