PICTURE: Fox and Werritty Drinking In Westminster
Just as the media are on the hunt for senior Tories meeting people they shouldn’t be meeting, look who pops up in the White Swan:
Chin up boys.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
talking about the good-times
with his shirt off!!!!
Can I suck your Co-k????? Just a thought.
Guido, why was the Kelly report shelved?? I thought all parties wanted to clean up politics?? What was the punishment for Fox??
Werrity is a very nice boy.
I mean there is nothing more healthy and normal than having a good chum
i thought there was a hosepipe ban
Toilets?
Up the bum?
Off-topic but a good article in the telegraph, always worth remembering the damage done to our country under the n3w l4bour reign of terr0r::
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9167368/im-Callaghan-our-worst-PM-was-nothing-of-the-sort.html
Blimey! Top left – Kevin McGuire’s got a specially reserved place at the bar!
Classy guy…
No subsidised ale! Entertainments allowance me thinks.
Are their glasses touching? How sweet.
This stuff’s taking the heat off Livingslime. Let’s not forget we have to stop the hypocritical fucker at all costs.
Taxes are for poor people. I hate being a taxpayer and propping up the shower of bastards.
I want change, but what would i replace it with?
If the Tories don’t want a revival of the Labour Party in all its unpleasant guises, including Livinsgstone, they should bloody well behave themselves. Asking the rest of the population to suspend their horror at their contempt for democracy and the law and turn a blind eye to venality, corruption and downright criminality won’t wash.
Below the belt Fawkes.
Very bad form Guido. Is nothing private these days? Having a pint or 6 in the boozer should be sacrosanct
Wouldn’t The Two Brewers have been more appropriete?
Then back to Liam’s for a spot of bum sex.
The White Swan was affectionately known as the “Mucky Duck” in days past. Seems quite apt !
Fcuk me ! Can’t politicians enjoy a friendly pint any more then ? #
presspersecution
oh don’t be silly
they rob the population blind with their mendacity
you’re not an mp are you???
Nope. You’re not a stalker are you ?
I believe he was just askin’
What is the difference between a Gay and a Bi-Sexual – a couple of pints
It is written in the Holy Book, Leviticus:
“If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, he should be stoned – it helps, that’s all I’m saying”
With grateful thanks to his holiness and soon to be Saint Frankie Boyle.
yes
what’s the world coming to when an utterly disgraced ex minister can’t have a pint with his (previously tax payer funded) portable executive relief for a drink down the pub without people on the internet taking the piss?
Pass.
You forgot to add that they often shared beds to save the taxpayer some cash and they never charged the taxpayer for the tub of KY jelly.
Actually, I said they could stick it up their arse… which Incidentally Adam…..
what a bunch of twats
Fox: I have just met this tall charming young, I have not met him before, he just happened to be in the bar when I walked in
Iain looks defensive. Werritty looks like he is asking for something. What could that be?
You don’t want to know.
Who`s Iain?
Good question, chief. But what’s happened to your apostrophe?
LIAM!
Unlikely to be a Black Swan event with those two meeting.
Brown coq event?
I’ll have you know that I am just trying to enlarge the circle of my friends, and have taken up boxing as I like a good pounding round the rings… Boom tshhh., I’m here all week, tell your friends.
Everyone is a mini Iain Dale these days, have you seen how porky he’s getting? He makes Prescott look like Kate Moss.
Would he fancy a threesome with me and Adam?
Why are Londoners all mongs?
Watching the TV series on BBC 2 about the tube, why do they stand outside a closed station after the last train has gone? Do they think another one will be beamed down from planet Zog?
Londoners remind me of the fuckwit Zombies out of Day of the Dead.
Only not as attractive as the zombies, or as well mannered.
Since London was colonised by Muslims and blood-thirsty Somalis and Congolese, any white Londoner with half a brain, and enough money, has joined the white flight out of that nightmare city.
What’s left is the dross, the deluded, the brain-dead.
Good point Dave, all the smart ones leave London at 5pm.
“What’s left is the dross, the deluded, the brain-dead.”
talking about yourself again, Dave?
London is a third-world city these days filled to bursting with Africans and Asians with thousands more arriving every day.
If you see a white person in London they’ll be working there and fleeing home to the suburbs at 5 o clock. Trouble is the suburbs are quickly getting enriched too so whitey will have to move even further out to Tring, Aylesbury, or Beaconsfield. Trouble is those towns are getting enriched too. Where you going to run to next whitey?
Don’t look to the Tories to help you they’re too busy importing more immigrants and enriching themselves and their mates.
Boo!
250 gangs now exist in London – see if you can guess the ethnicity of those who make up the overwhelming majority of gang members.
Is it coz day iz black?
Have you tried Cockfosters, whitey?
You don’t Cockfosters, you just drink it straight out of the can
The last time (a couple of weeks ago) I stood zombie-like outside a closed tube station waiting for it to re-open (apparently it was too crowded on the platform due to train delays) the patiently waiting, well-behaved, crowd, were mostly white, and definitely very British whatever hue, pretending that the crazy guy preaching at us we are all sinners, wasn’t there. I eventually moved on and went home a different route, but you shouldn’t knock calmness.
Why is Liam Fox still the darling of the Tory Right?
He’s a closet gay, flaunts his boyfriend, shills for Israel, as a govt minister indulged in all sorts of shady dealings which financially benefited his boyfriend.
The man is bizarre, a Walter Mitty, a liability.
Sounds ideal.
Particularly the shill bit. It’s not how you shill, but who you shill for.
And Adam knows how to take the Fox shilling, I can tell you!
the fox and his chicken
peta itchings? strange name – what’s it a homophone for? Peta sounds like ‘peter’ and Itchings sounds like a town north of London, Hitchins for example. Mmmmm.
For anyone wondering what you get for donating to the Government, below is a handy price breakdown.
Dinner with the Prime Minister David Cameron = £1 Million
Dinner with the Chancellor George Osborne = £750,000
Dinner with Nick Clegg = Half a bag of chips and a curly wurly
Applies to FibDems too.
Fucking hypocritical shysters is what I believe you meant to say.
No wonder Denis Waterman went home and whacked his wife if he’s having to listen to Jack Reagan deliver shit lines like that. What was wrong with the old scriptwriter who came out with gems such as, “We’re the Sweeney son, and we haven’t had any breakfast . . .”
Actually, I didn’t really mind those lines (although in my case it probably should have been “We haven’t had any Buckfast yet” to be more true-to-life). I even wrote and sang a song about it:
Watching Miliband reply to Maude this afternoon was something to behold. How Miliband or any labour MP has the nerve and hypocrisy to critisize anyone is beyond belief.
Labour is controlled by the 4 top union leaders. Miliband is a puppet that does not know the meaning of democracy.
When Maude was giving his respones Miliband sat there in complete denial. Miliband is an idiot.
Miliband is a puppet of the trade unions, the US, and Israel.
Cameron is a puppet of multi-national corporations, the US, and Israel.
Clegg is a puddled politically correct fuckwit.
That’s your choice British voters.
Or then there’s UKIP and the affable Nigel Farage. But don’t let me influence you in any way…
Maude’s a masonic nonce and yid lover who is as bent as they come. A wise man once said ” Thatcherism in an odd sort of way, could reasonably be described as legalised Poulsonism. Contributions to Tory party funds will be repaid by the handing over of public assets for private gain.” Now gan fuck right off.
That’s odd, for some reason it didn’t come across that way at all on the BBC News at 10
Fancy a swift one in the Fox and Werrity?, said Badger.
Is that a euphemism?
At least the left don’t murder those they don’t like in this country like that Russian Mr. Kelly err, I mean Mr. Gorbuntsov.
sorry Adam but there is no way I’m giving you a wank in here it’s just not going to happen.
See if you can guess the ethnicity of the three “men” who shot a 5 year old girl in London.
If they were white the story would have been headline news on the BBC for the next month.
Fear not DOM – Dave promised a crackdown on gangs last year. They’ll be eliminated soon as Dave doesn’t break his promises.
Getting round to it. Just had a few pals round for nosh – Premier League, I can tell you! Unfortunately, I made a few more promises… which I promise I will keep… damn.
Tough one that.
Followers of the p34ce religion or the divided and ruled “religion”?
Oh yes those ‘men’ they’re errr… hmmm… teens, yes that’s it they were teens!
Or is that youths, maybe they’re youths too but that’s ok I think because teens or even youths are similar right! But hang on a minute, how can teens or youths be ‘men’ though? And they can’t be from the vast content of Asia or they’d of told us so, I think?
I’ll errr… get back to you on this it’s getting very confusing for me and for some strange reason I’ve got this uncontrollable urge to shout RACIST SCUM at someone.
They’re “yoots”. And with that, I’ll go home and get my freakin’ shine box.
You should know better Mr Diversity Outreach Monitor! Coming on here and posting such things, you know full well that “ethnicity” doesn’t exist because it’s just a social construct.
I’m afraid it’s back to the re-education camp for you mister.
Write out 500 times: ‘There is no such thing as ethnicity. It is merely a social construct.’ Then send the document to us, enclosing a DNA sample and the usual fee of £127.50. Be sure to state your ethnicity on the accompanying form.
when taxed with our source of prosperity
by the newsHounds’ customary asperity
we may box, we may cox
we may seek to outFox
but can there be falsehood in verity?
Oh FFS! It’s evening lads, – time to let your hair down! – time to relax over a few.
Just rub us up the right way and we’re yours!
Jesus, Huge Grant is on Newsnight yet again. Does he have another shit film coming out?
Yep, he’s done an aardman voice over. It is by all accounts though his best since he did that movie about weddings and funerals.
Yeah, and you don’t have to look at him.
Oh come on Guido you are hitting new lows. Pub time should be above cheap blogging.
I could not agree more.
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You do such a good imitation I am starting to hate you.
Red Ed has been strong and assured. DUEMA !
Ed may have a slight problem if his extremely well paid tanker drivers go on strike.
This mod thing is very very odd
So it’s not the name.
is it may have a slight problem?
No not that.
Is it extremely well paid?
Not that too
Is it tanker drivers?
Narrowed it down
Tanker?
Rhyming slang?
Drivers?
Those three figures surprise me. Surely they should be
Con: 3.5%, Lab: 4.2%, Lib: 0.000000000000009%?
And the offensive word is
Dr1vers
Everyone knows that Fox news is a pack of lies.
(Where was Eric Joyce whilst all this was going on– now that would have been a cracker of a story if he had been there!)
What a shock, the Guardian going on a BBC report over another Murdoch story.
Anyone would think the BBC and the Guardian have an agenda here.
But the BBC makes lovely natural history programs and it’s only £2.79 a week.
But what about the wondrous cosmos and the starts and the planets, come with me and I’ll show you the amazing universe. Hey and at the same time I can flirt my boyish good looks at the BBC directors and controllers, I bet they’re creaming their Y-fronts hehehehe. I’m sure they’ll give me another program contract soon, I’m mad for it arrrkid!
Did I mention that black holes suck?
Liam
Answer to the question earlier: Who is Ian?
Ian is Liam.
I love correcting things.
You had your fun on this one a long time ago. They’re both out of the public eye now and I would have thought a right-wing blogger respected privacy when it entails a pint in a bar.
There was a time you tried to hide your identity and keep your privacy whilst also taking a more public role than either of these now. Poor show.
+1
Bollox – they will be like drug resistant syph. – they’ll keep coming back!!
Is this finally proof we’re NOT causing global warming? The whole of the Earth heated up in medieval times without human CO2 emissions, says new study
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2120512/Global-warming-Earth-heated-medieval-times-human-CO2-emissions.html
Ride it on out like a bird in the skyway,
Ride it on out like you were a bird,
Fly it all out like an eagle in a sunbeam,
Ride it all out like you were a bird.
Wear a tall hat like the druids in the old days
Wear a tall hat and a tattered gown
Ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane,
Wear your hair long, babe, you can’t go wrong.
Catch a bright star and place it on your forehead,
Say a few spells and baby, there you go,
Take a black cat and sit it on your shoulder,
And in the morning you’ll know all you know.
Ride A White Swan by Marc Bolan
No one has played Francis Maude dust up …………. seems like heir to blair thing has met its fate , rather enjoyed M the youngers attack , words no doubt he will come to cherish .
Nick Clegg let off a small firework , in declaring we have to stop what has been going on , you mean like claiming first class on budget air flights and being unable to sign off EU accounts …….
As this session draws to a close , a very drama filled one , no doubt much fat will be chewed , much ale drunk , and panorama a long time in the forgiving .
Its sunny ed has 10 point poll lead , even though he likes people on 48k a year ruining the economy .
seems as though a little light entertainment in the interlude from NAM , party funding …..
How about scrapping the current scratch card system and replacing it with a 4 political ones red yellow blue and green , prizes as follows
red : Find 3 £ symbols = you win job of telling everyone gold has been sold off
Find 3 carrots = near election time
Find 3 Turnips = more money lost in education
Find 3 nokias = become the ruins intern
Yellow : Find 3 lemons = weve overspent and citrus fruit is the new currency
Find 3 beds = too much drink has been had at conference
Find 3 differing budgets = its election time
Find 3 speeding tickets = resignation immanent
Blue : Find 3 table settings = your going to need 250k
Find 3 yes to gay marriage symbols = prepare for election defeat
Find 3 donkeys = remember who created all the debts
Find 3 coshes = the liberals have special powers
Green : Find 3 polar bears = East Anglia Uni has new EU funding
Find 3 Tofu cakes = wonk uni courses coming to an end
Find 3 busts of Lennin = dont talk about mk 1 version of greens
Find 3 hazrd symbols = still cant decide on nuclear
I thank you ladies and gentlemen goodnight
where do you get your ‘medication’ from?
Is telegraph about to go behind paywall ??
The end of blogging is nigh I tell ye .
Post Sunday poll numbers from ComRes
Con 30
Lab 47
LD 11
You know this whole “tories in government” experiment was an interesting idea, but I don’t think it’ll catch on.
If you know of some Tories, would you mind pointing them out for us? We seem to have three socialist parties at the moment, all bloody stupid and utterly destructive.
What are you doing up at this hour, Tachy?
Translating updates to a user’s manual into German, our cat.
A Tory? A Tory? What in Dave’s name is that?
I’ve seen a lot more live ones dragged in by our cat
It’s so long ago that Heath shut up the shop
What passes for Tory today ain’t much cop
Will you marry me as soon as that Queen Dave legalises it?
Is there a cross-hand boogie going on beneath the table?
I still want to see those business cards and the invoice for their printing.
Then I want a list from Werritty of all the people to whom he gave out business cards.
The police have had ages to do this and have done fuck all as far as I can see.
You simply cannot leave this job to be supervised by David Cameron and a bunch lof Tories.
If you listen to the Press you would think that Werritty has left the country.
True love will never keep them apart
David Cameron just recorded a record but then regrettedd it so Simon Cowell staged a brake in to lose the demo tape, but the silly cow was still there when he got home!
Fox drowning his sorrows in a Westminster watering hole ? .
Who cares ? Yesterday’s fish and chip papers
Nothing wrong with having a pint. If they were up to mischief they wouldnt be meeting in a pub in Westminster. Stupid story.