March 24th, 2012

“It Will Be Awesome”


278 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord Cameron of Dave says:

    We can’t go on like this.
    I’ll cut taxes for us, not the peasants.

  2. 2
    The Paragnostic says:

    At least it was just policies and not peerages.

  3. 3
    Lord Carrington's binoculars says:

    Idiot, idiot, idiot

  4. 4
    Tom says:

    Cruddas in the crud.

  5. 5
    Harold V. Angryperson says:

    Anything Labour can do….

  6. 6
    Some Geezer wot knows a million corny jokes says:

    “For a quarter-mill, I want him NAKED…”

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    thick Hunts how stupid can they be

  8. 8
    Tachybaptus says:

    It might be worth a scandal that brings the government down, and several years of Labour horror, and the ensuing economic collapse, to get a Conservative party without Dave and with some will to bring recovery. Sometimes you have to go through a high fever to end your illness. Not looking forward to it, though.

  9. 9

    David Cameron and his corporate consultant representatives riddled with corruption and selling political influence to the highest bidders? Hmmm, interesting turn of ecents. The words “No shit sherlock” spring to mind.

    The Government of millionaires, the party of millionaires paid to represent millionaires, sell the rest of the country down the river for the sake of millionaires has been caught doing exactly what everyone with half a brain knows it is there for.

    To sell its soul to the highest bidder and use the state and British democracy to make the richest in the country and the world richer and richer and richer and so on…….

    If the Tory Party didn’t have 95 percent of the media and financial establishment in its pocket it would fall apart in a week. The corporate consultant lobby are not a political party at all so why keep up the sham. They’ve oprivitised everything else why should democracy be any different?

    Sadly British democracy was privitised long ago and anyone who believes the Tories are anything else other than a malicious and vindictive tool of the Ebenezer Scrooges and penny pinching millionaire class is either a good liar or a deluded fool. Even most Tory posters here know the party they are voting for is nothing but a front for the financial establishment.

    Pathetic. The day the Tory Party is destroyed will be the day the laughter of children is heard again and this country can finally rebuild. May you rot in hell.

  10. 10
    Stephen Byers says:

    Taxi!

  11. 11
    Dave P says:

    If I donated £250k to any party I would expect to meet the leader at some point. What I wouldn’t expect is to dictate policy – like taking money then changing policy in favour of donor – like F1/Ecclestone/Lab.

    Typical Labour amnesia and histrionics here.

  12. 12
    Dave P says:

    You give proof to my comment at 10.

  13. 13
    Furtiveferret says:

    Which of the Cabinet were you thinking of as the new leader?

    Dave may be poor but ….. what do you expect from an old Etonian?

  14. 14
    Well it's a thought says:

    Well I never, Camoron and the uconned us playing for money, will we ever get honest politicians, they never learn sucking thumbs, forests and canals and giving permission to built on protected lands, may as well have Liebour back in.

  15. 15
    Graham Swift says:

    Time to get rid of the coalition, together with the Etonian wankers and the whole of the Tory Hunts. Miliband couldn’t be worse than the scum we have at present.

  16. 16
    Too much sauce? says:

    Not even a nice try Guido. Have to give you a fail on this one. It will not run.

  17. 17
    Furtiveferret says:

    Sad but true

  18. 18
    Sniper says:

    I’ll take that bet.

  19. 19
    Furtiveferret says:

    Half right?

  20. 20

    Oooh, the originality, the wit, the verve. Who said british comedy was dead. That’s what I love about Guido, it’s the readers that make this the most incisive and thought provoking and articulate political blog on the web.

    And the mirth. Oh my goodness the mirth. Taxi! That’s precious.

  21. 21
    Showbiz_for ugly people says:

    Which bit of….

    “You do really pick up a lot of information and when you see the Prime Minister, you’re seeing David Cameron, not the Prime Minister.

    “But within that room everything is confidential – you can ask him practically any question you want.

    “If you’re unhappy about something, we will listen to you and put it into the policy committee at number 10 – we feed all feedback to the policy committee.”

    …did you not understand?

  22. 22
    Wonky Moral Compass says:

    Each to their own. I’d settle for Sam slathered in baby oil.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    What’s wrong with Etonians?

  24. 24

    I’m afraid you’re suffering from tedious assumption syndrome. Typical character trait on the Tory blogosphere unfortunately.

    If you’re referring to the corruption that riddled New Labour then I suggest you remember the fact that this was a party the owner of FOX NEWS the most conservative news channel in the world Rupert Murdoch backed for not one, not two but three elections.

    New Labour sold their souls and became just another Conservative Party hence Thatcher’s famous quote that Blair was her “greatest achivement”. The Tory press backed New Labour because essentially they became the Tory Party and were backed by the same corrupt vested interests that have now shifted their funds and resoueces back behind their natural allies of chouce.

    The reason they bought New Labour for three elections was because they knew the Tories would be out of the picture and the corporate establishment simply used New Labour as a prop until the Tories had a chance of being elected again.

    The rotten to the core aspects of New Labour and the Tories do have one common binding bond. Rupert Murdoch and the insidious and corrosive influence of self-serving corporations selling this country down the river to line their own bulging pockets at the behest of the taxpayer who after been betrayed by this rotten to the core system. No longer. Bring this Government down and bring back democracy. The day the Tory Partt, New Labour and the Neo-Liberal Democrats die will be the day deocracy is resurrected in this country.

  25. 25
    Well it's a thought says:

    Petrol up, taxes up, price to say “hello” to the British Prime minister £250,000, mmmm nearly as high a price to pay for a train journey or a few stops on a bus.

  26. 26
    Tachybaptus says:

    None of them, I hope. One out, all out.

  27. 27
    Tachybaptus says:

    Nad räägivad keelt, et me ei saa aru.

  28. 28
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Me too! I saw MIliband in that Rolls Royce at Hull City football ground not more than a couple of weeks ago.

  29. 29
    Coiled Spring says:

    The dirty dealings once again surface and all because of undercover reporters. Instaed of Levenson inquiry we should be celebrating these guys for exposing the rotten cesspit that is our government.

  30. 30
    The Tooth Fairy says:

    Thanks for believing in me!

  31. 31
    Alec Salmon says:

    Don’t you go dissing my friend Rupert. He’s gonna help win independence for Jockland.

  32. 32
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

  33. 33
    Post hoc says:

    Cruddas really lives up to his name. Tosser!

  34. 34
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    *Applause*

  35. 35
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    In Mr Idiotic Tooth Fairy @23 above I hear the ramblings of a nascent dictator. The existing parties are not doing what I want so it is time to scrap them. Never mind the wishes of their existing followers they must all be sheep.

    Democracy is pretty dirty and will not always fit your preconceived ideas but its the best we’ve got so just get used to it.

  36. 36
    Senior says:

    This is a Sunday Times investigation but most people will read about it elsewhere because of the Sunday Times paywall.

  37. 37
    Well it's a thought says:

    The real reforms we need is the House of Corruption sorted out.

  38. 38
    Lightweight sleaze says:

    If I had £250,000 spare, there’s roughly a trillion things I’d want to do with it rather than have dinner with David Cameron. That said, in the pantheon of political sleaze, this is pretty soft stuff compared to the out and out criminality of Labour’s 13 years. It’s actually quite amateurish next to the efforts of the hardened criminals who inhabit Labour.

  39. 39
    Jon says:

    I’m a very good MP. Please explain yourself.

  40. 40

    Oh, phew, that was close. That’s alright then. After all, peerages and the inherited and outmoded pomp of the house Of Lords is where it’s really at and not policies which influence our everyday lives.

    Thank goodness for that. Shady interests can buy their way into making progits out of the NHS and taking their pound of flesh but at least we haven’t got one more overblown fart in the Lords who likes to be called ‘Lord’ or ‘Sir’ to worry about.

  41. 41
    David Cameron says:

    As prime minister, I’ve got the right priorities. Using the national reserve to fund a military adventure in Libya, using the national reserve to spend another billion on the Olympics, giving billions in aid to India and Pakistan, cutting pensioners’ money, and offering access for a quarter of a million. Aren’t I a spectacularly shit prime minister?

  42. 42
    The Curry King says:

    Care to be more specific sushine?

  43. 43
    Harold V. Angryperson says:

    12.45 am BBC reporting Cruddas has resigned.

  44. 44

    Yes, better that policies which effect our lives such as private companies vying for contracts and fleecing profits from the NHS are allowed to buy influence in pursuit of profit ahead of patient care rather than some overblown old duffer getting another peerage where he can sit and fart around in the Lords all day demanding to be called ‘Sir’ with all the other irrelevant dinosaurs and inherited privilege aristocrats.

  45. 45
    Count Dracula says:

    You call me ‘sir’ and I’ll set the bats on you.

  46. 46
    Jimmy says:

    Who leaked our slogan?

  47. 47
    Jimmy says:

    Even Guido isn’t trying to spin this one. That’s how bad it is.

  48. 48

    You have to have power to be a nascent dictator unfortunately I don’t think aspiring for a truly democratic political system where policy is driven by vested interests and sold to the highest bidder is the ramblings of a dictator at all.

    “Politics is dirty and corrupt and that’s the way I like it” just won’t do I’m afraid. And it isn’t just me who the political parties aren’t representing but the people who voted for them. Over half of the policies implemented since the election of the coalition government were nowhere ner their pre-election manifestos.

    Democracy isn’t the best we’ve got because it isn’t democratic. As has been proven beyond doubt there are no politicians just corporate consultants representing their paymasters when they should be representing the public and the taxpayer. It may suit your purposes to have a rotten to the core political system serving the whims of multi-millionaires whilst the taxpayer props up and subsidises this corrupt regime of corporate criminality which is a far cry from democracy.

    Look up the word democracy in the dictionary:’A form of government in which all the citizens of a nation together determine public policy’. ALL THE CITIZENS. NOT SIMPLY THE WEALTHIEST.

    I think you should also look up the word dictator. for a system where a small percentage of society buy their way into power and disproportionate representation is alot closer to that definition than the true definition of democracy which I say the British people should aspire to and accept nothing less. People like you may be happy witha financial establishment plutocracy but I’m afraid the majority of us want transparency and a true representation of democracy rather than your phoney imitation.

    he negative “You have to accept our cheapened, corrupt and distorted version” just won’t fo. You’ve already obliterated the global economy and robbed the taxpayer for generations to come. Call it what you like but it isn’t democracy. Sod you and sod your dictatorship!

  49. 49
    Not BBC or Sky or ITN or C4(generaly) says:

    Deserve all the shit they get, WANKERS!!

  50. 50
    Post hoc says:

    Good!

  51. 51

    Good to see you back again.

    Now turn round and we can see your front… ;-)

  52. 52
    Lightweight sleaze says:

    Hi Alistair. Well, as you know, you and Tony et al were rather mischievous during your time in office. The Mittals, Ecclestone, cash for peerages, the Hindujas, Mandelson’s loan, Blunkett and his nanny’s visa, Blunkett and his shares, Tony and Cherie’s mysteriously shredded expenses claims. And that’s just the financial stuff. There was also your rather unfortunate habit of smearing anyone who dared criticise St Tony. Smearing a survivor of a train crash, the McBride scandal, and that local difficulty with a guy called K e lly. Oh, and a dodgy dossier for an illegal war. Oh yes, and Tony’s web of offshore accounts and companies that look after the millions he makes from dealing with various unsavoury foreign despots. A pity Tony didn’t stay as Labour leader. It would’ve been amusing to see the slogan you’d have created for the 2010 election. “Vote Labour or we’ll kill you”.

  53. 53
    David Cameron says:

    I’m shit.

  54. 54
    not a machine says:

    Having just read a perhaps related article in telegraph , it may explain quite few none answers to things .
    In all honesty says he was employed in 2011 , had his own investment co , yet one topic that is now clearly sus , pre dates election …..

    It went on under Labour , fund raising dinners dont seem that bad , but its this special sum of money bit .
    I dont know if the tories are unlucky or no better than last lot , what I do know is , that some good work on rversing labour wonk , is now going to be no better in mental choice .
    I didnt like the whiff of it in Labours time , and am slightly agonised seeing it in tories .

    As for what the money has bought , if i am reading between the lines correctly , some of us have campaigned for some things , and sold down the shitter , as clearly there was never any intention of doing anything about it , as it had been done and dusted in treasurers office some time ago .
    My question is who paid for gay marriage ???

  55. 55
    Tony Blair says:

    Amateurs.

  56. 56
    captain hook says:

    Piss off tinkerbell.

  57. 57
    Tachybaptus says:

    Yes, you really have to be a pro to make yourself the most universally hated person in the country.

  58. 58
    not a machine says:

    I know just when you thought it had ………. been sorted . I think we have entitlement by twisting rather than honesty in that place . popes gone to Mexico and told children not to believe in gangsta mantra , more people have died in mexico mainly due to drug feuds since 2000 , somthing like 8000 have died ,more than 9/11 and armed forces losses combined .

    hes told communists to drop marxism , fly on the wall on that conversation/ discussion .

  59. 59
    Some Geezer wot wishes he were more of a "Mensch" than he is says:

    If the truth were known, it’s LuLu Bags for me; the baby oil, yeah, sure, why not? (The last post is a variation on the punch line to a rather silly joke about breeding rare parrots, for those who don’t recognise it.)

    (Don’t let that link line fool you!)

  60. 60
    Gov by the back door says:

    Same ol’ fecking Tories.

  61. 61
    Ed Miliband says:

    I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I…Oh, forgive me, I wasn’t paying close enough attention…Sounded like the usual, you know…Force of habit and all…Carry on!

  62. 62
    bareback to basics says:

    The Tories are riddled with it.

  63. 63
    Brown envelope says:

    Couldn’t afford a peerage when Tony was in power then, you bitter old fool?

  64. 64
    Lord Cashcroft says:

    Loser!

  65. 65
    Brown envelope says:

    Thought so Jimmy, too late to buy a Lordship now, but you can pitch your wanky policies direct to the current PM.

  66. 66
    They speak a language that we do not understand says:

    Etonians, not Estonians, you thick fucker.

  67. 67
    They spеаk a language that we do not understand says:

    Etonians, not Estonians, you thick fucker

  68. 68
    John Prescott says:

    £250,000? Pah! That’s chump change. I spent that much last night at McDonald’s. And I was still hungry afterwards.

  69. 69
    Eric Pickles says:

    I know the feeling.

  70. 70
    Jimmy says:

    Chap here has a plan to deal with it.

  71. 71
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    A joke I understand! This Canadian is lost on this thread…

  72. 72
    50 Calibre says:

    The really surprising thing about all this is that Cruddas, of all people, was ever in a position to say what he said, especially to people he had never met before and who had clearly never been checked out first.

    What a bunch of tossers there must be at the top of the pile of rotting shit that is the Westminster Bubble…

  73. 73
    albacore says:

    Some folks won’t ever be satisfied
    Whatever Dave does, he gets decried
    While he works his fingers to the bone
    Still you lot just won’t let him alone
    How would you all like to get hired out for meals?
    For a PM, fancy how horrid that feels

  74. 74
    Dick the Prick says:

    Just a fucking Tory would do.

  75. 75
    Dick the Prick says:

    And that’s the BBC’s coverage for the day sorted…..

  76. 76
    Susie says:

    I went up shared a joke and had a chat with Nigel Farage the other week.

    Didn’t cost me a penny. Totally free of charge. Price less. Zero cost. Nothing to pay.

  77. 77
    Susie says:

    Trouble with Huhnes is they’re too stupid to know how stupid they are. T’was ever thus.

  78. 78
    A pragmatist says:

    Yes lets have Minibandwagon in charge. He knows where all the magical money trees are. At least the dickhead who believes in elves thinks so.

  79. 79
    A pragmatist says:

    If you think corruption is bad here just go to Brussels.

    VOTE UKIP!

  80. 80
    A pragmatist says:

    Graham Snorter.

  81. 81

    When Cameron said he was the heir to Blair, he wasn’t kidding. This was exactly the sort of stuff he was elected to eradicate from political life, along with over-dependence on the EU, the Nanny State, social engineering and big government. The Parliamentary Cameron Party is now spending more of our money than Brown dreamt of in his wildest dreams, including bloody windmills, which transfer money from the poor struggling to keep warm to wealthy fathers-in-law, and large wodges of dosh we have to borrow to countries with space programs. You can tell Cameron has a third-class brain, because he’s surrounded himself with 5th class minds. What talent there is in the Tory Party has been consigned to the back-benches, mainly to allow the continuance of wrecking the country so ably started by Labour. There can no longer be any doubt even in the most committed Tory that Cameron is not fit for purpose.

  82. 82
    dia2digits says:

    I thought that was reserved for Ken4mayor

  83. 83
    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    All three main parties are international corporate socialist parties, or more precisely, globalist fascists.
    All have abandoned their core support and now actively despise those stupid enough to listen to their lies.
    There is nothing between them in office or opposition except management style and emphasis.
    All three are populated with corrupted liars, frauds and deliberately selected imbeciles.
    If you want to get our democracy back, the first thing to do, is kick all three in the balls at election time.
    Giving them an electoral kicking also gives their masters, who run the useless errand boys, a good kicking too.

  84. 84
    annette curton says:

    Fair does, he did warn everybody he was the heir to Blair, and don’t we know it.

  85. 85
    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    Miliband? You cannot be serious, the very same idiot who gave us the £780 billion Climate Change Act, that will destroy the economy over it’s planned forty year cycle. Select that bandwagon hopping dolt as PM and you will soon be feeling far worse than you are now. That’s a certainty.

  86. 86
    Ammanita Phalloides says:

    This stinking sleazebag Tory Cruddas has resorted to the usual unmeant apology so beloved of all politicians. Apparently he “deeply regrets the IMPRESSION of impropriety”.

    Not only lacking in principles, and morals, but he also lacks balls.

  87. 87
  88. 88
    A pragmatist says:

    When are they going to reform the law on unions bankrolling Labour?

  89. 89
    Ben says:

    Ah yes, Byers. The self-proclaimed ‘cab for hire’ who offered his lobbying services for £5K a time. Corruption is alive, well and still riddling Westminster I see.

  90. 90
    Ben says:

    Things MUST be bad if even Miliband is viewed as a serious alternative. Each party seems determined to progressively outdo one another on policies that the electorate despise. Starting to wonder if British politics is one big practical joke.

  91. 91
    politicians are cunts says:

    When are they all going to just fuck off and never come back?

  92. 92
  93. 93

    After Cruddas has scored such a spectacular own goal, not in the near future.

  94. 94
    Lard Prescott says:

    The House of Lords is definitely outmoded. Why, I’d punch anyone who worked there me.

  95. 95
    Tony Blair says:

    Typical! After I went to all the bother of shredding mine!

  96. 96
    Conrad says:

    As Janet Daley points out in The Sunday Telegraph the government only want us to make money so they can expropriate it-they are the new aristocracy and we are, as Hayek warned us, the new serfs.This shower that rule us would like nothing more than to confiscate, or should I say steal, the totality of our earnings and give us a few ration coupons instead. Or is that already a work in progress, think of QE and Green Taxes as a starting point.

  97. 97
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    He’s also increased immigration, just like he said he wouldn’t.

    Oh well – some people tolerate him, most people dislike him, and a large number hate him. But no-one likes him. Not a recipe for electoral success, so we’ll be shot of him in 2015.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Now who would sell himself and his principles for lucre, Geedo?

  99. 99
    The eye of the beholder says:

    People who know Dave say that he’s a pretty straight kind of guy

  100. 100
    Miss Piggy says:

    The liblabcons are high on my list for a pork chop.

  101. 101
    David Camoron says:

    By jove, you silly little man! When I said the expenses system should be open and honest, it was bally-well obvious I meant you grotty little oiks should see neither hide nor hair of what we’re pilfering from you.

    Toodle pip!

  102. 102

    I’m only doing this politics lark for a bet, you know.

  103. 103
    with friends like these... says:

    Is that Ian Huntley on the back left?

  104. 104
    Lord Mendelsohn of Tel Aviv says:

    It was the right thing to do

  105. 105
    eh oop says:

    Shat the bed already?

  106. 106
    Lord Mendelsohn of Tel Aviv says:

    Don’t forget me

  107. 107
    Hang The Bastards says:

    The tories will never be able to top the actions of Campbell, Mandelson, Blair et all.

    t wasn’t the Tories who sent our brave soilders to their deaths on the basis of sexed up info.

    About time Campbell hung for this.

  108. 108
    bergen says:

    and even more deeply regrets being found out.

  109. 109
    Unaligned voter says:

    The true Tory message…denied, but only if you are caught.

  110. 110
    Tits on Sunday says:

    No comment!

  111. 111
    Dobby says:

    Crudarse is quite important news, you see.

  112. 112
    Cyclopean Tyrant says:

    I’m surprised it took them this long to get caught.

  113. 113
    Dobby says:

    We’re all in it together, you know, but only if you have a quarter million to waste.

  114. 114
    Dobby says:

    Tories, do you mean?

  115. 115
  116. 116
    Dobby says:

    They (MP’s) just never seem to learn do they? Just mention “duck ponds” and they chuck you out of Palace bars, yet still they shit on their own doorstep. Feck ‘em.

  117. 117
    End the tedium says:

    “I’m afraid you’re suffering from tedious assumption syndrome.”

    I’ve made this tedious assumption that the Sunday Times is, in fact, owned by the the Rupert monster. Can you somehow crowbar the Sunday Times story into Rupert showing his support for the Tories?

  118. 118
    DelBoy says:

    The good old ways are long lost I fear.

  119. 119
    Grim Reaper says:

    The Pope and his imaginary friend…discuss.

  120. 120
    DelBoy says:

    Very Good? In what way, dear?

  121. 121
    DelBoy says:

    I volunteer to pull the lever! B£iar next I hope.

  122. 122
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    [img]http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/poster.php?line1=If+you+think+restaurant+prices+are+high+%2C+Wait+till+you+get+the+bill+for+a+meal+with+Me+and+Chipmonk+&line2=In+these+difficult+times+%2C+I+think+%A3250%2C000+is+a+small+amount+to+pay+for+Pie+and+Peas&logo1=SHORT&logo2=OF&logo3=CASH&tagline1=Vote+for+change+%3F+No+way+it%27s+Notes+only+for+me+%21&size=3[/img]

  123. 123
    DelBoy says:

    20 years too late, but very good.

  124. 124
    Top Psychiatrists says:

    “Miliband couldn’t be worse than the scum we have at present.”

    Utterly delusional.

  125. 125
    Unaligned voter says:

    At least you know where you are with a tory.

  126. 126
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Andrew Marr is just fucking shite.

    Have I just watched him swallow David Millicock’s load on live Sunday morning TV?

    Pathetic interview (?).

    The BBC have got to lose this limp wet fart now.

  127. 127
    Unaligned voter says:

    Quite right. You can say it to your mates (because it’s true) . If you’re caught saying it in public you’re toast.

  128. 128
    Unaligned voter says:

    Ha ha ha!

  129. 129
    Bob turmz and kerndishuns Crow says:

    Trade Union membahz expect nuffink from Labour in return for the millyunz we bung’em.

  130. 130
    joolzg says:

    wicked

  131. 131
    annette curton says:

    Premier league cruddas, would you buy a used car from this person?.

  132. 132
    annette curton says:

  133. 133
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    You do realise that we will end up paying for their election campaigns of these grubby bastards through taxation ,
    if we dont like them taking bribes ?

  134. 134
    The Pope says:

    I wish that Blair creature was only imaginary.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    They tell me George Osborne is a very clever man.

  136. 136
    ffs! says:

    Up shit creek, as with any politician.

  137. 137

    No doubt Cruddas the bookie had the situation covered. Wonder how much he made out of resigning ?

  138. 138
    Sniper says:

    And they didn’t even get to visit a ranch.

  139. 139
    Ichabod says:

    Yes I thought that. Compare his approach to Danny Alexander ; sceptical, interruptive, aggressive, with that of his kneeling before Miliband snr. and gulping it all down admiringly. This man is not a serious, objective journalist, and that’s that. And now on ‘Nicky’ Campbell’s absurd show we have the niqabed members of the religion of pe*ce and under age sex shouting at people who object to seeing them covered from head to toe. And they appear to be english converts !!

  140. 140
    They says:

    George Osborne is a very cle … clev … No, sorry, can’t keep a straight face.

  141. 141
    caught with his pants down says:

    You mean “affect our lives…”.

  142. 142
    caught with his pants down says:

    Your sarcasm is as dire as your spelling.

  143. 143
    Gideon Osborne says:

    It’s the fucking LibDems!

  144. 144
    A LibLabCon politician says:

    All of your income belongs to us, to spend as we see fit.

  145. 145
    Taxfodder says:

    They are awake and angry Georgy Boy,

    Throw as many crooked Tories to the wolves as you like, it will do no good

  146. 146
    annette curton says:

    On way or another its like sponsoring a self inflicted hole in the fucking head.

  147. 147
    David Camoron says:

    Good gosh, that’s exactly right! I didn’t want to mug the elderly, I didn’t want to shove lots of you into the 40pc tax bracket, I didn’t want to fleece you all with higher petrol and energy costs in the name of “eco taxes”, I don’t want to give £11billion every year to India and other countries that don’t need or even want out money, nor do I want to give £13.3billion every year to the EU.

    The fact is, the nasty LibDems made me do it! They’re bigger than me! Vince Cable had me in a headlock, honest!

  148. 148
    Gawd Help Us says:

    I think there are some who are beginning to cast doubt on that claim.

  149. 149
    Ah! Monika says:

    ‘Pull her by the ear, beat her by hand or stick': How the Islamic guide to a happy marriage advises husbands to treat their wives ( Mail)

    An alternative to The Joy of Sex?

  150. 150
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Fancy getting caught for a piddling little sum like quarter of a million. Peanuts compared to what I am raising here in Portsmouth with the asylum seekers. Boaz.

  151. 151
    Gordon Brown says:

    I made the clocks go forward by an hour. Me. I did it. I am master of the universe.

  152. 152
    Jocky Wilson RIP says:

    180!

  153. 153
    Ah! Monika says:

    Anagram pf Peter Cruddas is Retarded Cups

  154. 154
    Ah! Monika says:

    A fair point:-

    The militant rail union leader Bob Crow has threatened to sue Boris Johnson, saying it is “offensive,” “malicious” and “defamatory” for the mayor of London to associate him with Ken Livingstone. ( Telegraph )

  155. 155
    David Camoron says:

    Let me make myself quite clear: I absolutely deplore the abusing of women. It is assault, it is a crime, this government will not tolerate it and I will see to it that .. oh, Islamic? Right. Sorry. As you were, carry on.

  156. 156
    Politically incorrect comedy says:

  157. 157
    annette curton says:

    The Time Lord, about time you turned up at Westminster and clocked on, (brought to you by Cu*T watch).

  158. 158
    David Camoron says:

    That’s nothing, you snot-nosed little pleb. I am sending the clocks back 180 years to Charles Dickens’s time! Streets full of crime, disease, poverty, Muslims (oh yes there were!)

    Beat that, snotto.

  159. 159
    Taxfodder says:

    What ever will the next headline be from Tory HQ?

    Man from Mars and 20,000 Martian storm troopers arrested by brave Tory MP in Pension scam benefit sting, Labour implicated and anybody else who might save our plunging ratings…

    Incoming missile from the middle east in 45 mins…or possibly hordes of Taliban rowing up the Thames intent on invading the members bar punching members and stealing plates of Salt and Herb-Crusted Prime Rib with Red Wine Sauce washed down with Château Mouton-Rothschild 1982 Pauillac, 1er Cru Classé

    I wait with bated breath for the next astonishing news clip from Tory HQ

  160. 160
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Hmm, the Sunday Times is owned by….Rupert Murdoch. Seems to me a bit of payback for letting NI be taken apart by the lefty press.

  161. 161
    annette curton says:

    crap Ed duster

  162. 162
    Just curious says:

    Well well well.. “The lawyers say that the material paints Mr Crow as “part of a corrupt, venal, scandalous, wasteful group of cronies””

    So, according to Crow, Labour are corrupt, venal, scandalous and wasteful. According to Ken, Labour-voters are stupid and unsuccessful.

    What does Ed have to say about all this?

  163. 163
    Stan Butler says:

    What this has exposed is how pitied works in the UK. It doesn’t matter what party you support, the only thing that drives policy is cash. Be it Union cash, be it business cash,be it individual donation cash, be it vested interest cash, money talks and the exposure of Cruddas merely confirms this. If anyone, Left or Right still believes that ordinary people in the UK have access to a democracy then they need so seek medical assistance. The stinking filth who lead or shadow the Government are corrupt scum.

  164. 164
    caught with his pants down says:

    When an Old Etonian pisses in the sink he has the good grace to remove the unwashed crockery. Unlike those ghastly Old Harrovians.

  165. 165
    Blue man says:

    Well that didn’t take long did it?

    The new Tory facade totally busted.

    The new Tories, just like the old Tories, but well, possibly even worse.

  166. 166
    Stan Butler says:

    Stan Butler says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    March 25, 2012 at 10:57 am
    What this has exposed is how politics works in the UK. It doesn’t matter what party you support, the only thing that drives policy is cash. Be it Union cash, be it business cash,be it individual donation cash, be it vested interest cash, money talks and the exposure of Cruddas merely confirms this. If anyone, Left or Right still believes that ordinary people in the UK have access to a democracy then they need so seek medical assistance. The stinking filth who lead or shadow the Government are corrupt scum.

    Reply

  167. 167
    caught with his pants down says:

    How do you know for certain that he is imaginary?

  168. 168
    Blue man says:

    Yes, nothing to do with the fact that the Tories were asking for cash for meetings with the PM, it’s not their fault at all.

  169. 169
    CLINT Cameron says:

    Hugh Robertson MP tory minister of sport, announcees today that the only legacy from the 2012 London Olympics for the British people is …. THE BILL.
    The self serving, self aggrandising rich elites may make a tiny buck from thei alledged opportunites they may have to screw the nation!!!

  170. 170
    Not British - just English, thank you says:

    Andrew Marr? Isn’t he another anti-English swine like Jackass Straw? British establishment seems to be riddled with them.

  171. 171
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    You mean it never went on under Liebore? The trade unions don’t do it?

    My point was it was a Murdoch paper that did it and not the lefty press.

  172. 172
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Fuck me Sky News has a been a festering hovel of Labour lefty mongs, Mandelson, Blair’s other ex boyfriend (Charlie Faulkener) and of course top mong Medhi Hassan.

    Has the BBC taken over Sky News?

  173. 173

    Oh do bore off you pen pushing bureaucrat. You win today’s spelling bee contest. (Yawn). Which makes everything I have said completely redundant of course. What a weasel attempt to defend the Government. By nitpicking over words like a corporate consultant weasel penny pinching and scrooging his way round the NHS ward do see who he can deem ‘economically expendable’ so he can boost profits and maximum dividends from the NHS contract he has just brought from the Government where everything is for sale. Including their ‘morality’. Why did I just laugh when I said that word in relation to the Tory/Neo-Lib Dems coalition Government.

  174. 174
    Sod their vanity games says:

    The Olympics are an ideal opportunity for the indigenous peoples of Britain to send a big F-U to the political classes.

  175. 175
    Lizzie in the Sky with Diamonds says:

    “infect” you mean

  176. 176
    Cameron Comes Clean(AT LAST) says:

    Or alternatively: “Look….SOMEONE has to pay for my rich chums lifestyle after all we’re ALL in this together, grandma !!”

  177. 177
    Lizzie in the Sky with Diamonds says:

    A customer walks into Mr. Patel’s newsagents and asks

    “Do you have the Star on Sunday with Guido Fawkes’s column in it?”

    Mr. Patel replies “Thats Premier League that is, £250,000 and its yours.”

  178. 178
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    Possibly?

    Definitely.

  179. 179
    Billy Vague says:

    I’m open for paid access.

  180. 180
    annette curton says:

    Rupert’s got more than enough ammunition in his locker, I bet Lord Leveson isn’t squeaky clean either, sow the wind.

  181. 181
    screw the lot of them says:

    +1000

  182. 182
    Coming to a crowd near you says:

    Well, I’m looking forward to the Synchronised Explosions event, by the Muzzie team. It’s sure to be bombtastic!

  183. 183
    Maybe says:

    Is it because the BBC have moved to Manchester, and the London-based lefty mongs can’t be arsed to travel?

  184. 184
    Ah! Monika says:

    er….62

  185. 185
    Gonk says:

    For the month !

  186. 186
    Schrödingers kack says:

    Anybody know a cure for genital warts?

  187. 187
    Ah! Monika says:

    “Ed Balls is to run the London Marathon”

    Not far enough and too slow no doubt.

  188. 188
    They says:

    Whatever happened to the Great Repeal Bill ? :

    http://tinyurl.com/8y2qf3j

  189. 189
    TKU says:

    Get “I Belive” eh? I’d be sarcastic, bitter and twisted too if I spent Saturday nights on my own commenting desparately on Guido’s blog.

  190. 190
    David Camoron says:

    I’ve heard a lot you say, “David Camoron hates pensioners”. Let me make it clear, this couldn’t be further from the truth. You should all be saying, “David Camoron loves pensioners”.

    And by “loves”, I mean “fucks”. As in, “fucks them totally”.

  191. 191
    Prime Minister for sale: £250K says:

    I’m prepared to risk unpopularity over developing the countryside, says David Cameron, and ready to ignore “furious objections”and fierce criticism over the Coalition’s new planning reforms, which will give developers a “licence to build” on unspoilt countryside.

    “I am certainly not doing it in the hope of immediate political advantage,” he said.

    Nothing to do with property developers being your biggest donors, then?

  192. 192
    Gonk says:

    What’s a cu*t to do when the cu*nts in opposition almost bankrupt the country and then the cu**ts in power, who are almost as bad, but not quite as catastrophic on the economic richter scale as the previous cu***s, prove to be, well let’s not be coy about it…c***ts.

  193. 193
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Vince Cable “Pinched me really hard and gave George a Chinese Burn ” Boo Hoo !

  194. 194

    Name me the last time one of Rupert’s papers told its readership to vote against its wishes then? And are you seriously telling me that FOX NEWS is the pinnacle of balanced News coverage.

    We’re three years from an election today when the Sunday Times prints story of this magnitude in the run up to an election and one notable paper of the murdoch press deviates from the Murdoch party line then come back to me.

    Rupert Murdoch didn’t even hide his intentions when meeting Tony Blair. I still have the records to prove what he said in that interview. “I want assurances” on policy being foremost amongst them.

    He may have less influence on his newspapers since the News Of The World imploded and having Andy Coulson’s slithering, snake like glare upon parliamentary proceedings backfired but I’ll need further proof that he has backed off when it comes to influencing his press.

    The Sunday Times do have to be given credit for reporting this story and the quality of journalism is to a good standard. My father and brother are regular readers as well as Tories in fact. You would also be right to point out that the Sunday Times supported the Tories throughout their sister paper’s deviation to New Labour but I don’t think anyone in politics would deny that for a long period of time that Rupert Murdoch has had an unhealthy and disproportionate influence on British politics.

    We’ll see. But it’s the timing of the breaking of these stories that matters most. After Murdoch swung his support behind New Labour they did appear to become more and more a party that reflected the views of their new cheerleader in Rupert Murdoch or do you believe the Tories were wrong to attack New Labour for the widening gulf in disparity between social spectrums or the fact that they were hypocritically subservien to the City and the financial sector during their time in Government?

    Whatever else Tony Blair flew to the other side of the world for it wasn’t for tea and biscuits with a crusty old windbag who didn’t have any influence over the papers he owns. Get real!

  195. 195
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    He repealed it when he got in !

  196. 196
    45 minute missile claim says:

    Poor old Jimmy believes every word politicians say, bless him. Little wonder he’s constantly bitter and disappointed.

  197. 197
    David Camoron says:

    I filed it in the bin, alongside the promise to reduce debt, regain powers from Brussels, listen to the people, reduce immigration and generally not screw the country.

  198. 198
  199. 199
    Mohammed created the bolt gun says:

    Sharia law expressly forbids knocking out an animal with a bolt gun – the method normally used in British slaughterhouses.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119993/Now-theyll-tell-eating-halal-Ministers-prepare-change-law.html#ixzz1q7iLC7sl

  200. 200
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Thanks for reminding me about “Home Information Packs” that was £350 for some twat to tell me I needed more loft insulation and a condensing boiler.

    Thank you Tony Blair – socialist landlord.

  201. 201

    Hahaha ! For the year, you mean !

  202. 202
    Blue man says:

    Millions of people are represented by unions, that’s a bit different from one bloke with 250 grand in a suitcase trying to influence policy that will affect millions.

  203. 203
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    In other news Jocky Wilson has died at home in Kirkcaldy
    I wonder if Jonah called in to wish him well this week ?

  204. 204
    The Liebour Party says:

    TAXI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  205. 205
    honourable member says:

    We need more tits in da house!

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starbabes/

  206. 206
    Waiting For An English Alex Salmond says:

    The only intelligent politician around. Taking the “enemy of my enemy is my friend” approach.

  207. 207
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    THAME OLD TOWWIETH !!

  208. 208
    taking the piss says:

    mornin’ frankie, your catheter need changing already?

  209. 209

    Yes, that’s why Tony Blair flew to the other side of the world like a bellboy on methampthetamine. Because he wanted to have tea and biscuits with a crusty old windbag.

    Nobody even remotely denies the disproportionate impact Murdoch has had on British politics over the years. Even the man himself. I have the recorded inteview on record if you want a re-print. He expressly said in the Sun that he met with Blair because he “Wanted assurances” before pledging his support.

    Now, you don’t need a diploma in PSE to make the calculation that Murdoch was talking directly about the support of his biggest selling newspaper the Sun and not himself, one man on the other side oof the world with no influence in Australia.

    Now the Sunday Times are far from the worst offenders when it comes to gutter scraping journalism I agree but to pretend Rupert Murdoch hasn’t had a big and disproportionate influence on British politics over the last 30 years is living in fantasy land. Not even Cameron would deny that.

  210. 210
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Daily rates of £ 3,000 to £ 5,000 per DAY ………A snip !

  211. 211
    Calamity Clegg says:

    FibDems rising from their political deathbeds ?

  212. 212
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mornin TaT Have you been drinking your colostomy bag again ?

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    Dave has just said that what he did was totally unnaceptable. Why is this idiot leading the Tory party.

  214. 214
    Gonk says:

    Or until 7th May 2015. Possible early ice age could force new agenda.

  215. 215
    not to mince words says:

    For 250 grand I’d need access to Dave’s inner circle.

  216. 216
    The Bullingdon says:

    Cash for Cameron

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Yougov
    CON 35%, LAB 42%, LDEM 10%

    Survation
    CON 31%(-4), LAB 39%(+4), LD 11%(-3),

  218. 218

    Fink to replace Crudarse :

    http://tinyurl.com/79xuyp2

    This lot’s names are a dead giveaway, just like the last lot – and he’s another bookie to boot.

  219. 219
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Bungs for Bullingdon

  220. 220
    Propery developers donates £3.3 million to Tories in 3 years says:

    “Developers are also paying thousands of pounds for access to senior Tories through the Conservative Property Forum, a club of elite donors which sets up “breakfast meetings” to discuss planning and property issues.”

    Telegraph

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/hands-off-our-land/8754027/Conservatives-given-millions-by-property-developers.html

  221. 221
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Just as soon as they have finished shreading the records and wiping the disc’s clean

    It’s funny you usually associate “bunging a Tory” with a “bit of back door action”

    but i suppose it’s still “cash for arseholes”

  222. 222
    Mandy Rice-Davies says:

    Tories deny property forum has any role in shaping party policy.

  223. 223

    Shame. He always managed to Dodge the Aries.

  224. 224
    Dai says:

    Mandlebum on sky says it has left a bad taste in his mouth, must be a dirty dick

  225. 225
    28 long hard Labour years says:

    Labour had 13 years to scrap the House of Lords.

    Add the 15 years in which they were previously in opposition, that makes 28 years of non-stop whining about the House of Lords.

    What did they do about it? ZERO!

    This is not to defend tories, but Labour had the chance they waited 15 years for and then did nothing.

  226. 226
    such a touching tribute says:

    “Fellow PDC player Wayne Mardle wrote: “Jocky Wilson the darting legend has passed away. What a character, I loved watching him play, sadly I never had a chance to meet him”

  227. 227
    Sandy Shore says:

    You were ripped off.

  228. 228
    Laugh? I nearly became a socialist says:

    That’s 100% *of* what ….

  229. 229
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    He said “I’m fed up of being “Shafted by these Tories”

  230. 230
    murdo's revenge says:

    Sources tell me that Inspector Knacker of the Yard has been asking questions and requesting documents.

  231. 231
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mandleson
    Bungs! “i wish somebody would slip me one”

  232. 232

    Yeah like BBC’s political correspondents aren’t all arch Tory acolytes. Nick Robinson ex-Chairman of the young Conservatives, Andrew Neil speechwriter for Thatcher, Robert Preston Tory economics analyst and John Pienarr, Five Live’s Tort representative come Chief Political corrspondent.
    Stop whining about the Bullingdon Broadcasting Corporation.

    Your whinings will make more sense when their isn’t a five to one Tory majority on the panel in the aftermath of a deeply unpopular budget and on a Question Time which mysteriously ommited to have any questions at all about the NHS in a week where NHS integrity has been sold to the highest bidder. I wonder how many of the private contract ‘winners’ from the new NHS bill had champrs and caviar at number 10 with call me Dave and Damantha?

  233. 233
    murdo's revenge says:

    Swearing at a fellow Cabinet Minister is clearly bad form and most certainly will not be tolerated.

    Of course Dave heard nothing whatsoever so cannot possibly comment.

  234. 234
    Dusty Springfield says:

    Spooky!

  235. 235
    and it was all Yellow says:

    Cast iron guarantee of an EU vote. Turned out to be custard.

  236. 236
    Unaligned voter says:

    Millitwit should be having a field day with “We’re all in it togther”. Chancellor’s war on Grannies, and now Premier Payments for ministers.
    I’m glad I’m not labour – but then I’m glad I’m not Tory either. He he Ha ha,

  237. 237
    Mr Tony B£iar says:

    Yeah, he’s my brother.

  238. 238
    Saxon Sid says:

    I do wish the politicians would stop ruining our country, the moslems will be furious.

  239. 239
    Bluebottle says:

    RIP David Cameron.

    I knew nothing.

    I heard nothing.

    Your money is safe with me.

  240. 240
    David Cameron says:

    If, like me, you like a flutter, I’m backing Rear Gunner tomorrow in the 4:30.

  241. 241
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The unions don’t represent millions of people, they represent the Labour party, the Communist party and the fat idle Scottish dominated union bosses.

  242. 242
    Flatus Veteranus says:

    If your message is so important and morally sound, surely it is worth putting a little effort into using good grammar and correct spelling?

  243. 243
    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    He means getting caught, not selling favours.

  244. 244
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    ‘We are all in it together’…politicians in the trough, that is.

  245. 245
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    They banned foxhunting! Just how tough on aristocrats do you want them to get?

    You’ll ban them from wearing ermine next, and it’s jolly draughty in the House of Lords.

  246. 246
    Mandy Rice-Davies says:

    Cameron: “We have very strict rules, I’m going to make sure the rules are properly complied with in every case.”

    So you’ll be scrapping the new cash for access / developers’ charter planning law and property developers’ huge donations, Prime Minister?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17503529

  247. 247
    PETER (Lord of the Rings) MANDELSON says:

    Well I’ll be backing “Shove it up your Windfarm”

  248. 248
    Lord Prescott says:

    When I go to the lav in the kitchen sink I check there’s some paper on the roll first.

  249. 249
    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    Well done Pete, you’ve managed to knock Ken Livingstone off of the BBC daily sleaze headlines.

  250. 250
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Y ou
    A re
    W anking
    N ever-endingly

  251. 251
    Lord Prescott says:

    Run a marathon?

    He couldn’t run a fucking whelk stall.

  252. 252
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    How much is it to felch Mandelson’s inner circle?

  253. 253
    'cutio says:

    HoL is full of superannuated political placepeople. Not many Aristos remaining after Tony had his way with them.

  254. 254
    inside- out says:

    Those nasty LimpDem’s want all us old people to pay NI on our pensions as well. They say Osbourne didn’t go far enough.They argue that we should all pay 30% tax on our income,we are all in it together.

  255. 255
    'cutio says:

    I don’t believe you

  256. 256
    'cutio says:

    Who, Olympics?

  257. 257
    'cutio says:

    Who. Eco-taxes ?

  258. 258
    'cutio says:

    @183 Are they Nu Manchester Guardians?

  259. 259
    'cutio says:

    2005, who was it in Government ummm

  260. 260
    Tinkerbell Murdoch says:

    Above or below, it’s always very long, very tedious and answers questions which were not asked. The elf needs to learn the art of precis.

  261. 261
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    Because he was very lucky to be opposing the pinnacle of ineptness – the Prime Mentalist.

  262. 262
    Kane says:

    What was the Rupert Murdoch owned newspaper who revealed what Lord Archer got up to in the courtroom where he won £500 000 which he donated to “charidee” which he sort of forgot to do?

    Sleaze is embedded within Labour suppporters, she Robert Maxwell, Anne Robinson, Piers Moron so they do not notice it when “their” crowd are benefitting.

    Huhne is wanted out by the Lib Dems because of the speeding ticket fiasco whereas Harman should have lost her license and Labour supporters just say “How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Harriet after all she has been through.!

    She lost a leadership election, she went through menopause. She had two fuckin kids.

    Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a crisis of confidence into how a man was selcted on an all woman shortlist. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.

    SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Harriet is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her. She has opened the way for women to work in the Sewers! The sewers! Think of the glamourous fun that women can have down there!

    LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even turned up at parliament for you BASTARDS! She could have been at tea parties with her pals from Saint Pauls school for girls which none of you ever attended.
    LEAVE HARRIET ALONE!…..Please.

    Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

    Leave Harriet Alone Please…. !
    Leave Harriet Harman alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

    Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.

    LEAVE HER ALONE!”

    That is the difference between the parties.

  263. 263
    Gordon Brown says:

    No, Dave… I am your father!

  264. 264
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    That totally deranged hysterical fuckwit “I belive in elves, tooth fairies, Big Society” seems to have gone off to get a refill on his prescription. Isn’t it nice & quiet all of a sudden? He clearly hasn’t been taking his meds for the last few days. Hopefully the Huntwipe will also take the time to learn how to spell BELIEVE, and maybe he’ll bugger off back to the Guardian’s ‘Comment is Free’ where his socialist wanker friends await his witty observations.

  265. 265
    Meatspin made me dizzy says:

    Save your money and talk to me for £25.

    The Party of Sleaze didn’t take long to get Back to Basics. The Sword of Truth will find them out.

  266. 266
    old git says:

    The Tory Cabinet Song

    Jolly big back-handers
    Added to our large hoard
    You can meet the PM
    We’ll take your views on board
    It’s not illegal so you wont be slapped in jail
    It’s common Knowledge our policies are for sale

    Don’t use direct debit
    That would just leave a trail
    We can’t have the public
    Knowing that were for sale
    If you are wanting to purchase committee votes
    I can arrange it for a bloody great wad of notes

    We know the public
    Are for the most part thick
    We’ve already cut your taxes
    Was that not a cunning trick
    We’ve clawed back the money from all of the OAPs
    We are the Tories and we can do what we please

    We’ve set the agenda
    By upping the Uni cost
    Cutting the Child Allowance
    Pensioners tax break lost
    We are getting richer so in us you should invest
    We’ve all got millions so bollocks to all the rest

  267. 267

    Typical Tory bore bureaucrats. All they have left are their comical attempts at trolling which are as unoriginal as they are witless and nitpicking gripes about spelling mistakes as if I can be bothered to proofread what I right on this cesspit of humanity. I know by the cheap, tedious puerile jibes that the Tory bores are in a twirl and that is more than enough. So long suckers!

    Besides, my spelling is fine. Guido and the Tory establishment are simply putting in deliberate spelling mistakes in a desperate attempt to discredit me as they do anyone deemed an enemy of the ‘market knows best’ corporate state. I love the way that Tories are so insecure and inept in their understanding of their own flwed ideology that they always stoop so low. For that alone my journey through the gutter of the blogosphere was worth the admission fee alone.

  268. 268

    No, I spent Saturday in as I had a Cup Final today in which I scored the second goal in a 2-2 draw. And we won on penalties. A Cup victory, goal and the Tory bores in a twirl as their twisted ideology implodes and its fundamentally corrupt adherence and subserviance to greed is laid bare for all the world to see.

    Bitter and twisted? Desperate? That’s precious considering the drastic lengths the Tory propaganda machine are going through to dig their way out of this sorry hole. The cesspit of humanity that is the Tory Party exposed and the sewer rats clamour with their insipid jibes and drearathon trolling.

    What else would you expect? Twisted ideology, twisted core support and names like ‘The Welfare State Must Die’. I’m laughing my arse off. Looks like I’ve riled enough vermin for one trip into the sewer. I’m climbing out of the sewer and leaving you cellar rats to duke it out amongst yourselves.

    The intense humming of evil that is the Tory party and their cronies is water off a duck’s back. In fact it’s as inevitable as night follows day. Because for all their millionaire wealth the Tories are as plodden, empty, weak and insipid as the commentary here.

    Enjoy the stench down there somehting tells me it won’t be long before the gutter politics of the corporate authoritarian establishment machine is flushed down the sewer for good. So long vermin!

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    Jennifer Anis(thetic) says:

    ” …. here come s the science bit ! “

  270. 270

    You sound pretty desperate to me. Not as desperate as the Tory propaganda machine desperately cranking into gear and smothering the media waves with their usual smokescreen and attempts to cover up this torrid mess but desperate all the same.

    You’re attempt to portray me as bitter for giving my opinion seems to have unduly riled you to the point where you have had to stoop to making facetious, cheerless, witless jibes aimed at finding the lowest common denominator and leaning upon a tired brand of personal abuse that even a 5 year old child would simply yawn at.

    I wouldn’t know about been alone on Saturday night and to be honest could have done with a night to myself but thanks for the psychiatric evaluation all the same Doc. But must try harder with the gutter sniping jibes. A disproportionate amount of Tory bloggers must have been bullied at school and I sympathise I do but I’m afraid all your tiresome attempts at abuse provoke one reaction and one reaction only. A derisory yawn. Apologies but on that note I must leave this pinnacle of enlightened reasoning and political debate. Hope your insults and petty nitpicking jibes become a little more nuanced, imaginative and original with time. But then judging by the predictable snipes here practice obviously doesn’t make perfect. So long suckers!

  271. 271

    Half of my posts evaporate into the Bermuda Triangle void of Tory censorship and I’m the one who’s bitter?

    I know Tories are inherently insecure about the corrupt ideology they are subservient to but why the fear and constant need to smother the media and stifle debates and fear of opposing points of view?

    Is it because you know your ideology is corrupt and haven’t got anything to say other than piffling attempts at lowest common denominator personal abuse which are so inept and tepid I almost feel sorry for thise writing such utter puerile guff.

    If you believe in your corrupt ideology then at least try and put up a fight for what credibility (I’m lying here there isn’t any) remains of the Tory agenda. This is too easy. Ah, I tried but this blog has all the political nous and charisma of a stale weetabix.

  272. 272
    Mac the Knife says:

    NI’s revenge, following Leve*son. There is no true honour amongst thieves.

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    Marion the cat says:

    Then go elsewhere, somewhere your venom and misguided bile will be appreciated and unquestioned by the readers. You are a TIT if you think you will influence any of us, we are here because we question what the political leaders say and don’t need further input from their footsoldiers.

  275. 275
    Marion the cat says:

    Sadly yes, the only real unknown is the cup size of the Miliband tit. I am starting to believe that if Farage could get a few half-way reasonable MP options he would be a better bet as an unknown than a guaranteed pair of indescribable wankers.

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    The Golem says:

    It certainly adds a new twist to the concept of a scorched earth retreat.

  277. 277
    Graham Swift says:

    They’re all the fucking same. No difference between Conservatives, LibDems or Liebour. Cheating bloody liars, all on the make. For Miliband to try to cash in on this shows how thick he is when most Liebour MPs in the last government were thieves and crooks. Look at the records. At least 500 should have been prosecuted and thrown out of public office.

  278. 278
    Archie says:

    Not to worry BC! Coming to a provincial capital near you…………soon!


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