March 22nd, 2012

Murdoch and Mirror Man Maguire’s Money Mystery

Apparently not. With his Mirror job; New Statesman, Public Affairs News and House Magazine columns; BBC and ITV contributions; his weekly slot on Sky News as well being as host on LBC, Guido imagines that our Kev must do though. We should be told!


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    81IIy 8owden i5 7he gre@test ump1re ever ! says:

    but he sayes that he will after the elctoion

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    Nah! Way under.

    He told me.

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    Jimmy says:

    Worst diversion ever.

    You’re not even trying.

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    Toilets is a cunt says:

    Toilets is a fuckin hypocrite and a close friend of Balls, whealen and Mcpoison!

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s a socialist. Don’t do as I do, do as i say!

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    Steve Miliband says:

    He’ll be doing a ‘Ken’ with his income – put through a company, claim relief on expenses, then take a dividend at 20%

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    Ed Miliband says:

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    We are all at it. This is the effect of taking in 26.1% of all the asylum seekers for the south into Portsmouth, an outbreak of TB. Not to worry, my boys are earning big, providing them with housing, I am earning big giving them the planning permissions as are bent planning officers and we are awash with political donations. Who says the Freemasons aren’t charitable? Boaz.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Follow me Comrades

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    Sparrow Hawk says:

    A prime example of too many tweets making a twat.

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    Col Nut says:

    It’s Toilets humour, taking the piss.

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    Gok Wan says:

    Left-wing hypocrisy, that’s like so 2008 darling!
    A blank sheet of paper is what the rest of the socialists are wearing at this season.

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    WVM says:

    But my SatNav just shows a blank screen! Where are you Ed?

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    Thirteen men have been arrested in Oxford by police investigating child exploitation offences.

    Police said the men, aged between 21 and 37, were arrested following an investigation into exploitation of 24 girls aged between 11 and 16.

    Neighbourhood policing teams will be carrying out reassurance patrols in the area.

    Oxford Commander, Supt Chris Sharp, said: “I understand today’s events will have an impact on residents.

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    Nothing to see here says:


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    WVM says:

    No, but you are.

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    Anonymous says:

    I think all MPs should put their tax return online and declaring their assets every year. This happens in number of countries to stop corruption. We don’t even know how Osborne was able to buy his £2 million house on a MP’s salary. It would have been even pushing to buy his other £600,000 farm house.

    I cannot understand why anyone will give money to Blair to advice them either. Blair is even advising on finance when he didn’t have any thing to do with money (Brown didn’t let him) when he was PM.

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    Anonymous says:

    We are not sure who they are. Might be might not be. There are lots of white pedos as well.

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    Anonymous says:

    Plus what he gets from Labour HQ for espousing their crap daily. Not necessarily money but days out at Lords etc.

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    81IIy 8owden i5 7he gre@test ump1re ever ! says:

    Are all M….s non white – I don’t think so you huhne

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Scombris tunicas dabis molestas.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you checked the age difference with Lawson and his partner?

    There are a lot of sick people including the once you have highlighted.

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    Another Muhammad says:

    And to think that Mr Griffin fellow was almost sentenced to seven years at the Leeds combined courts for bring this problem in to the light.

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    M says:

    get a job

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    I’m a granny who lives in a £2.2 million mansion owned by an
    offshore company and who drives her grandchildren to school, whose job is
    running an energy company for a salary of over £60,000, and I smoke 40 a day, like hot off the street pasties and never drink.

    I’m pretty pissed off with this budget, I can tell you!

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    Feel the enrichment! says:

    Black Girl Freaks out after a professor doesn’t answer her question of :
    “Why does evolution kill black people?”

    The latest Youtube hit.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    So miliminor has had some anti muzzie makeover since then.

    Just look at the mad no one in eyes,borrowed dyed hair from Donald Trump,sharks teeth & problems with the English language.

    It obviously didn’t work.

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    Feel the enrichment! says:

    What happen to the trial of the other 47 muzzies at Liverpool the other week?

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    annette curton says:

    What a joke these people are, sniping about who has got what, they are all very well healed, anybody in the media… politician, crap comedian, BBC numpty they are all fucking rolling in it and it can’t be Lavender (smells to much of shit).

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    Ed Multi-millionaire Miliband says:

    Champagne all round, what what?

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    81IIy 8owden i5 7he gre@test ump1re ever ! says:

    They get at least as worked up as this at the depot when the tea machine doens”t have suger

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    She must have attained a Barry Obummer Youth Camp says:

    That’s what the Yanks call ‘chimpping out’.

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    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I am having a heart attack in Tooting again.

    Apparently there is some Tory guy going around called Somosa trying to increase vat rates on hot food products.

    I know I am only a little guy and it is only the little guys who pay taxes but I am getting a bit pissed off now.

    I am skint and being screwed into the ground.

    I tell you when the youths start rioting this summer they can have free kebabs from my takeaway.

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    slipped halos says:

    He’s a socialist, so you can be sure he’ll be depriving schools and hospitals of their full tax take just like any sensible capitalist would. Of course all perfectly legal, but you wouldn’t think so the way they try to avoid talking about it. Might destroy their leftie street cred, god forbid.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hello willy, what does it feel like to be the blog pariah?

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    ToonBob.... says:

    A mackem barsteward !!

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    dai says:


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    Social Construct says:

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    Twat watch says:

    here is your hero Tat

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    aww bless his cotton socks says:

    I find Jimmy’s efforts touching in their childlike naivete.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Well What a Suprise Georgy boy Osbourne is a Tax dodger !
    so are every last one of them
    who pay themselves through their constituency offices
    Thieving wankers

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    Amused Socialist says:

    I have given up on Order Order. I know it is a tory website and will have a tory bias due to editorial sympathy, but, as a reasonably educated socialist, I have been a long time reader for it seemed to have its finger on the pulse of the politcal situation in the UK.

    It now increasingly reads like a government foghorn. It is soviet esq in its attempted destruction of the opposition and foams at the mouth for pro-government stories, or, as it appears, ignores anti-government activity.

    It is the Fox News (or rather fixed noise) of the Tory Party in the UK.

    Where is that famous forensic eye in regards to A4E? Surely corruption at the top concerning those with the power, is more juicy and more compelling to the public interest than endless scandal concerning an opposition that will be there for the next decade. Perhaps aim for at least a modicum, even an measly semblance of some sort of objective reporting.


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    Anonymous says:

    You are a journalist with one of the biggest papers circulation wise in the country. Please learn what ‘income’ actually is before you spout your thick working men’s club grumbly bollocks. It’ll save you looking like a complete tool.

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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    It’s as plain as the nose on his face why they had to alter his conk.

    With his semi boxers flat nose his boat looks slightly less like something that you’ed instantly want to job.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nothing to see here laddy, now move along please.

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    Ed Balls on Jeff Randall atm says:

    Don’t be so hard on Jimmy WVM every blog needs a whipping boy.

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    Anonymous says:

    Different cultures have different values and views. We should say it is wrong just because we don’t do it. Read the link

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Typical Maguire Toilets headlines

    You dont pay tax just because you own a £4m stake in a company you knobhead…. Its called equity!!!

    You only pay take on the disposal of equity & that is at Capital Gains tax.

    Maguire is either too thick and uneducated in these matters or he is deliberately exploiting the poor who read his drivel by misrepresenting the facts as usual.

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    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Do tell…

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    A local chav says:

    Yeah, we’ll ‘ave ‘em whether you’re offering them or not, n we’ll ‘ave all the cans from yer fridge, too. An’ the fridge.

    It’s OK. Ed Miliband said he like well respects us.

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    Whilst pushing the Tories to defeat, George pauses and says:

    “We’re all in this together”.

    Tee hee!

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    The BBC - issuing an apology says:

    We are totally absolutly and honestly sure that no impropriety by any effnic group took place..

    The obvious answer is that it’s a white extremist plot wot has been uncovard.

    And we shall work to prove this is so.

    Meanwhile, PAY YOUR TELLY TAX, – we’re worf it and have expensive tastes!

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    Beowulff says:

    Who cares what they pay, if only they were effective.

    Now we have the worst of all worlds, a Tory Chancellor who outspends, outwastes, outtaxes, outborrows and outbullshits his socialist predecessors, whilst hoping for growth by rearranging the deckchairs.

    What a bunch of wankers.

    Cheques now on their way to the Taxpayers Alliance and to UKIP.

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    A Prick Posing as PM says:

    It’s only fair – after all! Watt?

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    AC1 says:

    Filed in Memory hole #1

    You don’t think the purpose of the news is to keep you informed? It’s to keep you FROM being informed.

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    AC1 says:

    He’s a lot better than the recent anonymongs Ken’s Digit Ale team seem to be sending.

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    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    There is no point us publishing our tax returns, because a lot of our income and assets acquisition is not declared, like my villa in Spain for example. Boaz.

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    annette curton says:

    + £3 trillion.

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    Andy B (NHS RIP) says:

    Shampoo all round! Wash, wash

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s becoming quite common

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    We pay their huge salaries
    We buy their second homes
    we furnish their second homes
    we repair/ modernise their second homes
    we pay their spouses wages and sometimes their offspring too
    we pay their food bills
    we pay for their first class travel planes trains etc and for their families
    we pay for virtually everthing these sponging parasite fuckers need to survive on this planet
    we also pay for the 14 subsidised bars and restaurants where these ilde bastards stuff their fat pie holes and get pissed all at our expense

    When will the people of this country say “Enough is enough and stop voting these parasites in ?

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    annette curton says:


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    waynetta 'n cheryl n uvvas says:

    we iz ungry innit – n we iz da future n weez up the duff innit

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    Please come along, all welcome 22.30 start says:

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    Surfer says:

    I looked that one up. Oddy enough there are a series of them, with people freaking out at a number of different locations.

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    Mr. Putin's Stolen Cat says:

    Oh – oh- oh, please, again!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    What a bigoted woman!

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    You forgot the duck houses, moat cleaning, porn DVDs*, broken toilet seats and EU subsidies for all the landowning farmer MPs.

    *we didn’t actually pay that one, but she tried it on.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    You have to laugh at the media, now they are bleating as to WHY the French didn’t arrest this guy (who was known to them) after the first shootings.

    Perhaps because the media were gleefully telling us it was a nasty right wing nut job shooting Muslim soldiers dead?

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    You have to laugh at the BBC wanking on about George Osborne being or not being a high tax earner (lots of sneering from BBC)

    Hmm so how much do the following earn I wonder

    Nicky Campbell
    Kirsty Wark
    Emily Maitlis
    Richard Bacon
    Jim Naughtie
    Andrew Marr

    The basic going rate for an autocutie on News 24 is nearly 100K so you can bet the lot above all earn over 150K

    Also have to laugh at the so called ‘British Olympic’ kit, so who did Stella McCartney ask about the colours? Chris Hoy of course, so no wonder there’s no fucking red in the flag.

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    Fools gold says:

    I had a look “No thanks” crap.

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    nellnewman says:

    UK Olympic costume is a very poor show. I suspect 4 year olds at the local nursery could have done better.

    Colours of the national flag anyone ? Stella McCartny says Er errr errrrr – don’t know.

    4 year old at local nursery waving hand enthusiastically – please Miss! It’s Red White and Blue!!

    Hear that Stella? RED, white and blue. You need to go back and try again. Could do better!

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh can’t be bothered with it anymore.

    It’s always leftwing, it’s always twaddle and biased and it is never informative.

    But then that’s true of everything about the beeb these days.

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    Jimmy says:

    That’ll teach her to stand between those boys and a camera.

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    the IRA says:

    surely there should be 40 years of public whinging. Thats what we did when one of our scum was eliminated by the forces of law and order

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    miracle says:

    thats before and after woman … was the £4 trick to get her granddaughter to go to the photo booth?

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    nellnewman says:

    Mirror prints 1.1.million copies per day and gives many of them away free – not sure that counts in the circulation wars.

    The Mail prints and sells 2.05million copies per day.

    The smallest circulations goes to the independent with 182000 per day. Hardly worth the effort.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Is Macca an Evertonian? Might explain all the blue.

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    nellnewman says:

    I think you’ve forgotten the purchase of bathplugs (jackiesmith); whirlpool bath (abbott); tampons (philwhatsisname), chocolatebars ( hazelblears); flatscreen tv’s; garden furniture for flat without garden (philhope); £300k in unexplained expenses for aintbustinngaut plus £300k in unexplained expenses for aintbustinngut’s bag carrier kevan……

    Need I go on?

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    nellnewman says:

    The media asks why didn’t the French arrest this man ?

    Question to the media. How would you have arrested someone who was blasting more than one gun at you and shooting down your colleagues before he finally jumped out of a window.

    Awful easy to be a hero when you aren’t in the front line of fire!

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    nellnewman says:

    Missing brain cells or just plain poor education might have something to do with it!

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    A pragmatist says:

    We are a kaleidoscope country.

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    Well, he told me it was true so I had to believe him…

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    Hang 'em HIGH! - REALLY HIGH! (own piano wire supplied) says:

    Dear DADCOTB,

    Much as I admire your excellent sentiment, – and agree with it wholeheartedly, – I would much appreciate it if you were to let me have first go. After that, it’s all yours.

    And may I respectfully ask that you consider dropping TWO?

    Your ‘umble savant,

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    A pragmatist says:

    Deep cuts in public spending my anus.

    “The government and the Office of Budget Responsibility tell us that real public spending rose by 1.5% in 2010, by 0.3% in 2011 and is forecast to rise by another 0.5% this year.”

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    Universal Hiss says:

    & as I live in Scotchland it’s SNP for me.

    Otherwise I don’t understand why anyone with a functioning brain will vote anything except UKIP next time round.

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    nellnewman says:

    Well. Labour scored an early victory today in newspapers with their grannytax headline. A bit doubtful of course since pensions are increasing by more than £5 per week and his tax is only likely to cost £1.60 per week. Hence a pensioner gain; except of course most labour folks can’t do sums!

    Most surprising thing though. Having scored an early media victory, edmilitwit squandered it all by spending today defending ken and saying what an unprejudiced, swell guy he is!!

    I bet mrmcbride would have been tearing his hair out at that one; if indeed he had any to tear out!

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    annette curton says:

    you never know nell, one of these days Dimblebore might dare to interrupt one of the marxists on the panel and produce with a flourish a piece of paper that he had hidden all along about his person.

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    nellnewman says:

    gordon or edwmilitwit should never stand anywhere near a camera jimmy.

    I suspect labour would be better keeping militwit and most certainly gordon in a closet until well after the 2015 election.

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    Anonymous says:

    A rapist has pleaded guilty to a series of attacks on a 15-year-old schoolgirl part-way through his trial.

    Mohammed Ali Rehman, 26, of Tanhouse Street, Dewsbury, had been on trial at Leeds Crown Court along with other men who were charged with sex offences.

    A jury heard how his victim was repeatedly raped and sexually assaulted during the course of one evening.

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    Terrytory says:

    Is He? I thought he was a Sand Dancer

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    nellnewman says:

    “produce with a flourish a piece of paper that he had hidden all along about his person.” ???!! To say what?

    ‘The planet is slowly melting into the sunset with manmade global warming’? or ‘We need to let madken develop a leftwing dictatorship for London whilst the rest of us move North’?

    I can’t imagine Dimblebore would have anything to say that might interest we moderate majority.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    So true Nell.I started my political days as a stupid ill informed labourite. As I aged I turned to the other side.On mature reflection I realise both parties are self serving shits.

    My move to Scotland 20 years ago gives another dynamic.I can see how egocentric & geocentric UK politics has become.Most of the stuff on this blog is totally irrelevant to me but it’s interesting just the same.

    Five years ago I’d have thought it impossible to have voted SNP.Now I think it’s the only sane vote in Scotland.The tories are a rump.Labour are discredited & the Libdems are a laughing stock.Some choice.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    How many top union bosses pay the 50p tax rate.
    How many labour MPs pay the 50p tax rate.
    Does Brillo pay the 50p tax rate.
    I said ages ago that this would be a can of worms. Another one that will bite Miliband eventually. With all the shit he stirs it has to be a marxist plot to fuck up everything.
    Does Dimbleby pay the 40p tax rate.
    The list goes on and on.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    So Alex Salmond is not a politico shit. Watch that shirt on your back!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Of course he’s a shit. Just a lesser spotted shit.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    The media are fucking arseholes. What do they know about anything, all experts yet they know nothing, absolutely nothing.

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    Bobby Moore by tat says:

    There was no red in the traditional England football kit either you fucking mong.
    White top, blue shorts white socks. Dont remember anyone complaining then. But then again there wernt as many wankers about as now.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    and when it all goes wrong for Salmond who will he blame? Al Megrahi?

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    will says:

    dont worry abdul, you will be at st georges hospital if you are in tooting, you will be well looked after, apart from the patient who died of dehydration at tooting.

    get your relatives to bring you plenty of water.

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    Fancy taking the piss out of the biased BBC’s Question Time show?

    This week David Dimbleby is joined in Grimsby docks by:
    Vince Cable
    Chuka Umunna
    David Davis
    Melissa Kite
    Marina Lewycka.

    So don’t suffer in silence shouting at your TV screen, charge you glasses and attained The Biased BBC Blogspot at 10:30 sharp!

    All are welcome, even YOU Jimmy!

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    OMFG!!!! says:

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    Bobby Moore by tat says:

    In fact look at The current England strip, even less red than features in the Olympic attire. You are just a bunch of moaning faced twats. Arseholes.

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    OMFG!!!! says:

    And this is part two…

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    annette curton says:

    Peace in our time?.

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    Anonymous says:

    No thanks your just another site that spouts anti scottish bigotry. Your welcome to it.

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    will says:

    The daily mirror has not fallen at far as others

    Daily Mirror : 1,102,810 ; -6.32 per year 1.76 per month.

    but dont worry sly bailey still picks up a million quid for this decling rag

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    WVM says:

    Fuckin’ hell!

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    annette curton says:

    Pe*ce in our time? (good job Anthony Edens not around any more, his message would have got mangled).

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I really don’t understand that comment. I was trying to be serious about a view from Scotland about my voting intentions in response to a Nell post.

    Salmond will blame you. Anyone.Everyone.

    Never mind.

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    Some Geezer wot would encourage people to do more "Network"-ing says:

    If we’re going to watch videos of people going “gorilla-biscuits,” how’s about my favourite– an oldie but a goodie. Let’s set the scene:
    This bloke freaked out 35 years ago; he didn’t work for the BBC and have to toe their line, but his bosses were no better. He was getting old, world-weary, the ratings were going down, so they looked to replace him; knowing they were going to do so, he shows up for his last newscast a bit pissed (and pissed OFF), but not to where it slowed him down any. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he let fly with what he saw as the truth:

    (The film, seen in its entirety today, evokes, “So? We know all that!”, but it was considered cutting-edge satire at the time.)

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    Jimmy says:

    I’m pretty sure I’m not. Vance banned me from his other side for being disrespectful towards the Daily Mail.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Uh,oh. Our posts are not numbered.

    We are the un-numbered.

    Watch your shirt doc.

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    Jimmy says:

    Gordon will be enjoying a huge surge in popularity by then.

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    Universal Hiss says:

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    Long Shanks says:

    Oh boo hoo is you!
    If you weren’t so eager to split the UK up and join the Euro then maybe that wouldn’t occur as much as it does on the UK blogs. England is 80% of the UK by population you know, and the Welsh aren’t very supportive either. Look, have a deep fried Mars bar a wee dram and put a smile on your face, after all there’s oil in them there Northern seas!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    And so he damn well should, bloody tourists!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    I was trying to get over just how low Salmond will sink when he passes the buck.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The England strip isn’t the fucking flag you MONG.

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    The Direktor of PolitKlee Krect and Konvenient Troof at Al Ja Beeba, the Brown Bullshit Corpse says:

    It is quite clear that the RIGHT WING gunman albeit dressed in Musso clothes and claiming Alky Ada allegiance was a plant by the right wing press and others favourable to inciting trouble.

    We will continue to find and maintain our version of troof wherever we find it – won’t we? darrhhhlings? – O Claude – your tight shirt looks simply divine! – fancy supper later at my place? – I do a simply gorgeous poached egg on whatever you fancy! Say you will!

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    Nell! says:

    Don’t hold your breath gal!

    And don’t believe what these naughty men tempt you to do!

    You stay at home like the good girl I know you are!

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    Gordon Brown - a fellow shitty scot, - may the real Old Highland Scots forgive him or gi' hi' a - says:

    Nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    As low as he needs to.

    I can’t stop myself having a grudging admiration for the man. He wipes the floor in any debate in the Scottish Parliament (quite easy from a very low start)he carries a significant weight in the UK.

    Look,I’m no longer confused.When you are staring at the ballot paper who do you choose?

    I say again Scottish politics has a different dynamic.It’s a different country.

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    say what you see says:

    I agree. It is utterly crap. Not coordinated and weird colours. What a load of shite.

    Keep it in the family Macca you tosser!

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    Just the tip of the multiculti enrichment of my country. says:

    Re the Oxford atrrests, the police were tonight lamely claiming that they didn’t realise what was happening for six years, meaning that for six years they refused to take any action even though they were well aware of the allegations of abuse, rape etc.

    The head of West Riding police told mothers of abused girls in Dewsbury etc., that they should “Get used to it” eight years ago when they tried to get the police to take action. I’m sure you all remember when twice the authorities tried to imprison N… G…..n for speaking out about the abuse.

    Mustn’t do or say anything ‘cos they’re enrichments. I happened to be at Leeds Court when these ill conceived trials were brought and all of the court officials, employees were coming up and shaking N..k G…..ns hand and telling him they supported him.

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    court of public opinion says:

    Fuck off you adenoidal twat!

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    Just the tip of the multiculti enrichment of my country. says:

    News blackout – quelle surprise!

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    Bobby moore by tat says:

    A running kit isnt a flag either , wanker.

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    The Indian Space program says:

    Wrong on so many levels, ( nothing new there ) Im a conservative who will be voting No to independence, I have never ever seen never mind eaten a deep fried mars bar. The only people who have are tourists. Anyway time you scuttled off to Biased BBC your ignorant stereotype bigotry will fit right in there.

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    tiger in my tank says:

    Pair of tossers.

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    Chuck us your money says:

    Davis is doing a good job on QT. Chucky keeps interrupting every time someone says something critical of Labour’s record.

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    EdButLookBalls says:

    ChukaPukka is a twat! Dimblebore startled by an astute audience contributor mentioning the 100s of BBC staff having ‘bizarre’ tax arrangements of which he was unaware! 10 out of 10 for that comment which should be repeated ad nauseam!!

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Got to love the BBC mindset

    When Gabby Giffords got shot the BBC were quick to blame Sarah Palin and the ‘right wing’ (like Fox News) for the actions of Loughner (especially the famous ‘targets’ on her website). Of course that had nothing to do with why he did it.

    Then when Anders Breivik went on his shooting sprees once again the BBC were pointing the finger at the right wing press neo Nazi’s blah blah blah.

    At NO time did the BBC try to blame the actual nations involved for failing to connect with these people.

    Yet when rag heads carry out their attacks the BBC ignores their extremist views or beliefs and decides all the blame lies with the state for not ‘connecting’ with these people or making them feel excluded and that ‘we’ the people must feel guilty for them doing what they do.

    I say to the BBC get fucked.

  139. 139
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The flag is on the front of the kit you fucking mong.

  140. 140
    Hows about? says:

    paying NO MORE taxes Until the Rrime Idiot does what he said he would:

    bonfire QUANGOs
    reduce government spending and waste

    and then
    get us OUT of the EUSSR
    slash the O/S aid scams
    slash the green energy scams

    only then, – can he dare to consider taxing people!


  141. 141
    Religion of Piss (Oxford division) says:

    Wanna come round my place?

  142. 142
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Fucking hell, now that lefty c u n t Owen Jones is on This Week. The BBC have this mong on almost every day.

    Fuck off you left wing twat.

  143. 143
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Chuky is one of four reasons Liebore will lose the next election.

    1. Chuky is a thick !mmigrant fraudster from N!gera.

    2. Miliband is an !immigrant moron 4×2.

    3. Balls is pointless mong.

    4. Raycist mong Fatbutt was allowed to spout complete anti-white shite and get away with it.

  144. 144
    Ichabod says:

    Never mind QT ; i’ve been looking forward ( !) to Andrew Neil’s show, and find not only that that vile, repulsive liar Alastair Campbell is one of the guests, but that little piece of fluff Owen Jones,the political Larry Grayson, is presenting his view of the week. FFS what is it with the BBC ? Is one of the higher ups shagging this little squirt ? Jones is complete dross–you’d get more sophisticated comment from my cleaner. And Campbell;why do the BBC contine to patronise this discredited and villainous scoundrel who should have been hounded out of decent society a decade or so ago.

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    kev didnt just give himself a tax cut tho….

  146. 146
    Simple solution says:

    Don’t watch the BBC. I haven’t since 1999. It’s simple.

    The BBC are c*nts. They’re an anachronism from the 1950s. Shop elsewhere.

  147. 147
    Ichabod says:

    Jones is making an absolute chump of himself !!!!

  148. 148
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Finally Brillo out Owen Jones with his made up statistics. Every other c u n t at the BBC like Nicky Campbell takes every fact that Jones spouts out as FACT.

    This little shit just makes his stats up

  149. 149
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Jones just spouts utter lefty bollocks, Brillo made his look a twat and Brillo didn’t get out of first gear. Compare that to when Jones is on Radio 5, no one ever questions his dodgy statistics.

  150. 150
    Michael Winner says:

    Calm down dear!

  151. 151
    jizz specimen says:

    They dare not mention their names for fear their ethnicity would become obvious.

  152. 152
    Hang The Bastards says:

    He got ripped a new arse hole.

  153. 153

    Bollocks – As soon as little owen showed i switched off.
    Should have trusted brillo.

    He must ache at night from trying to carry the entire BBC’s balance on his shoulders.

  154. 154
    Post hoc says:

    Never mind them, ask the Labour front bench!

  155. 155
    Post hoc says:

    Ichabod – spot on. The level of ‘on message# tonight was quite vomit inducing. I had to turn over while the little jones twat was on – arrogant ignoramus!

    If it carries on like this, This Week will lose all credibility. And, like the rest of the Beeb, be consigned to oblivion.

  156. 156
    Handypara says:

    He’ll be delighted. Obnoxious lying little creep will be able to get double-fucked. Makes Balls look like a nice honest chap!

  157. 157
    Handypara says:

    Brillo barely hid his disdain for the ghaiy little shit. Portillo didn’t bother to hide his and wasn’t exactly warm towards Campell either.

  158. 158
    Mr LOL says:

    The thing that pisses me off and before you start I really am neutral here, anyway the thing that pisses me off is you have staunch Tory supporters and Tory MP’s and up and down the land that see the BBC is a waste of fucking space but do any of them put the pressure on the party to do anything? No.

    It’s like turning up to a gun fight with a knife expecting to get a fair shake at the Beeb, just fucking do the right thing and end the TV License.

    Do fucking workshy dole scroungers even pay it? or do they get it free on benefits? So essentially you and me are paying the tv license what twice maybe three times for the amount of out of work dross in this country? What a facking joke.

    I’m not paying mine from now on, fuck them. It’s the 21st century, I’m not paying just for the right to watch TV and subsidise the worse kind of nannying patronising bullshit and the sooner millions up and down the land wake up and do the same the better.

  159. 159
    smoggie says:

    Howay wor Kev…let’s see thy tax returns man !

  160. 160
    smoggie says:

    He’s a blog institution.

  161. 161
    smoggie says:

    He is.. check da conk.

  162. 162
    I'm not judging, but... says:

    But,wait… Anon. In a mainly white country, you guess that there are a lot of white kiddy fiddlers? You little sleuth,you!
    Only problem is, no other religion Meeks it OK to marry as young as 8 years old, and in most normal human beings eyes, that’s a tad on the young side.
    Plus, there is some evidence (as apposed to proof) that the be-turbanned ones wife was as young as 6!

    What’s your Holmes-like take on that?

  163. 163
    albacore says:

    Never mind tax. What of education?
    There’s hundreds of schools across the nation
    Where Eenglish, she’s spoke as a foreign tongue
    And it’s no bombshell that it won’t be long
    Before half of the heads just up and quit
    Would you stick around, that deeply in it?

  164. 164
    filipinomonkey says:

    Nell I think people are assuming they had only a handful of guys like this to keep an eye on.

    Would be interesting to see the true figures both for France and also the UK.

    Might scare the natives though…

  165. 165
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I think the situation may be that Maguire is not in a position to introduce a budget that will cut his own top rate of tax from 50% to 45% – Osborne is. That doesn’t seem too difficult to understand.

  166. 166
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Also the fact that Ed Bollocks had a different main residence for capital gains tax purposes to the main residence for the purposes of claiming expenses.

    His response when questioned was “It’s complicated” when it should have been “I am a thieving cnut”

  167. 167
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I think Toilets is going to always look like a complete tool no matter what he writes.

  168. 168

    Oh I see, so Sherlock AnonyTwat thinks it is OK if the age difference isn’t too much?? So how old WAS the be-towelled one when he took his child bride, or are we straying too close to your hero Ken’s apologist territory?

    Are you actually a closet nonce excuser?

    (But to directly answer your question, the age difference is, on the whole irrelevant, as she has been “legal” for some 27 years – get a life.)

  169. 169

    Yes, you know you have a point – sadly only a point a nonce excuser would have “Oh, but your honour, my religion says I can”

    Tough, sonny – the law says you can’t – UK law – don’t like it – fuck off to Saudi where they will execute you for witchcraft ffs, or flog you for driving a car with a woman, not your wife, in the front seat – basically to be the second class citizen in the same way your arguments make you a fourth rate thinker.


  170. 170
    Cleanas says:

    David Gauke, Treasury Minister, said that pensioners were being shielded from most of the cuts the Government is making as it tries to reduce the deficit in the public finances.

    David Gauke only has an income of just over £100,000 a year – with his £98,750 salary and he claims from the taxpayer a London living allowance of £3379.15 a year ( desperate problem for MPs having to pay for higher London prices except for the taxpayer paid subsidised food in Parliament) Funnily enough his expenses paid by the taypayer for the last financial year come to almost the same £98,680.93 as his salary including some £78,000 on staff ( presumably in Westminster rather than Rickmansworth), another £9000+ on accommodation and £10,000+ on administration. So the poor man only has £200,000 going through his accounts.

  171. 171

    Hello – Sad Act Anon. has his hammer and sickle hat on again – send them all to the Gulags, comrade!!!

  172. 172

    And under this podium, Anonymous is giving me a Police Academy goodbye!

  173. 173
    bobyb says:

    a shit hole i managed to escape from, a place where in the summer you sit outside a pub having a nice pint and what do you get, a car full of cultural enrichers hurling abuse and sometime bottles at you because your breaking the ismlamic law regarding alchohol?

    remind which country i live in again

  174. 174
    Desperate Dan says:

    Thanks to his tax evasion, he is able to cut his tax bill down by much more than that.

  175. 175
    Desperate Dan says:

    Maguire I mean, obviously.

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    She is 43, not 6.

  177. 177
    Mike Hunt says:

    To them, anyone who is a non-believer is fair game for them to do whatever they like thus keeping their own women chaiste and pure.

    I think I will invent my own religion that allows me to do anything I like.

  178. 178
    Steve Lloyd says:

    On a question about the future of the Monarchy, the excellent David Davies put Dimbleby firmly in his place by saying something along the lines of, it’s ironic to listen to a quote/question on herediatary principle from a Dimbleby. Cue embarressed silence, wry smile and red face from David Dimbleby, classic.

  179. 179
    Fog says:

    Owen Jones is almost as repulsive as Brown.

  180. 180
    Steve Lloyd says:

    Like this week, mostly for Brillo’s humour. But, the thought of tuning in and having to listen to the righteous Jones and the thoroughly repulsive Campbell was a step too far, so didn’t. They’re obviously looking for a long term replacement for the Wacist Fatbutt, and personally i could stomach, longterm that is, Gisella Stewart, or even Alan Johnston. While they keep giving airtime to the likes of the above mentioned Campbell, lard Presscot et al, i shall not view. Sort it out Brillo.

  181. 181
    'cutio says:

    Look at Daddy and you will comprehend

  182. 182
    Ken LivingZimmerframe says:

    That Maguire fellah , he’s taken my spot on LBC , I could have done the Sunday show as well as Saturdays if old Mellor hadn’t insisted on time off to see Chelsea play.

    Now friend Kevin is even better than me at “fiscal adroitness” !!

    Is nothing scared ?

  183. 183
    Fools gold says:

    I had a look crap

  184. 184
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    It was your beloved Labour Government that first employed A4E, as you well know. Pity you or some of your troughing colleagues didn’t use your forensic eyes in regards to it, isn’t it? Nice try.

    Goodbye and don’t come back.

  185. 185
    Rottweiler Ron says:

    Did the Milipede ever get his money back for his nose and throat job. We should be told.

    He does look somewhat peculiar. Perhaps he sucks sherbert.

  186. 186
    Rottweiler Ron says:

    Do you have to disclose your religion if charged with rape?

    Oh my, I must get out of this habit.

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