Damian McBride Enters Rehab
Damian McBride’s 4 a.m. blogpost about the formulation of budgets has got plenty of his old drinking buddies and once loyal hacks excited:
Fascinating @DPMcBride insight into making a Budget bit.ly/GKVqvp clocked by @PatJHennessy—
Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) March 22, 2012
Top #Budget 'scorecard' analysis from ex-HMT @DPMcBride bit.ly/GKVqvp—
Patrick Hennessy (@PatJHennessy) March 22, 2012
A brilliant behind the scenes piece on budgets by @DPMcBride tinyurl.com/72oc6z5—
Iain Martin (@iainmartin1) March 22, 2012
for anyone who hasn't yet read @DPMcBride on how Budgets are put together, it's worth it bit.ly/GKVqvp—
Gaby Hinsliff (@gabyhinsliff) March 22, 2012
This tinyurl.com/72oc6z5 by @DPMcBride is great. Though I do recall him assuring me on Budget Day 07 there were no losers from 10p tax.—
Robert Hutton (@RobDotHutton) March 22, 2012
Everything you need to know about how a budget it put together from @DPMcbride dpmcbride.tumblr.com/post/197173197…—
JamesLyons (@MirrorJames) March 22, 2012
Currently Damian is marking time as head of spin at the Catholic overseas aid charity CAFOD as part of his political rehabilitation programme. As interesting as the behind the scenes look is, the timing of this re-entry into the fray is highly suspicious. Given that Balls wants McBride back in his operation, Guido reckons this will be the first of many such interventions…
That scum should not be involved in politcs!
‘I’m not wealthy enough to pay the 50p tax rate’ claims George Osborne (who earns minister’s salary, rents out £2m Notting Hill home and has £4m stake in the family business)
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118669/Im-wealthy-pay-50p-tax-rate-claims-George-Osborne-earns-ministers-salary-rents-Notting-Hill-home-15-stake-family-business.html#ixzz1pr8Rdcvl
Read it when you posted it before, Damien.
1.3million people on modest incomes will be forced into higher tax band because of Osborne’s Budget, says IFS
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118743/1-3million-people-modest-incomes-forced-higher-tax-band-says-IFS.html#ixzz1prNOkkqU
You should be rejoicing at this good news you stupid bastard.
The more higher rate taxpayers we have the better.
A sign of a poor country is too many ‘no tax due’ returns.
Poor poor Lamb – couldn’t Dave set him with a WindFarm? he’s got plenty doing nothing.
How many Cabinet ministers have handed themselves a cut in their income tax payments as a result of the cut in the top rate tax to 45p?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/budget/9158670/Budget-2012-Which-Cabinet-ministers-have-benefited.html
Probably not many – though I think the Liebour front bench may be grateful they did not have to answer the same question…..
McBride is one of those bastards that persuaded the media that doubling the income tax of the poorest workers was a GOOD thing!
If Ken Livingstone did not fiddle his tax then he would benefit.
As the name suggests Income tax is a tax on your annual income. If it was a tax on your wealth it would be called ‘wealth tax’
Dont waste your breath on our lefty trolls…..
If you’ve got millions of quids worth of investments, you might imagine he’d get a few thousand income from it to tip him into the 50%.
Everyone knows he’s loaded anyway. As I said before, he’s a daft sod for bringing attention to himself about it.
Well stop fucking whinging pal and get off your fuckin fat arse and earn some more money. Thanks to Ossie you will be able to keep the more of it you earn.
If you cannot see the lifeline George has given us then I suggest you catch the next train to Afghanistan.
BUDGET 2012: 840,000 families will still lose child benefit despite changes to policy
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118472/BUDGET-2012-840-000-families-lose-child-benefit-despite-changes-policy.html#ixzz1prRkYjJE
GOOD! They earn more than double what I earn and I do not get a penny in benefits. Why the fuck should they?
My great grandad had six kids.
He managed to bring them up without any child benefit.
You do not need money from the State all the time to make your way in the world.
Great news. Ed and McSlime back together, the dream team. All they need now is a leader of similar devious, bullying and delusional nature. Whither Gordon?
Ah’ll be tha’ the noo!
He is an ugly self seeking toerag is that Mcbride.
I hope he chokes to death on his own vomit in rehab.
Geordie Osborne with his super budget has given the county the blueprint it needs.
If you are not with us Mcbride then fuck off.
I’m unclear what he was talking about when he said something about simplifying accounts for businesses with turnover under 77,000.
Anybody got the detail on that?
I’m mystified. I understand that there are rehabilitation methods for alcohol and drug abuse. But is there really rehab for being a c*nt?
Pete this is labour , scum is probably on the essensial criteria for the job
McBride is obviously a wretch, but he’s just amongst the most obvious of many.
His type and mode of operations are found in Parliamentary ‘democracies’ all over the world. Make it about personalities, tell a few fibs, split things into partizan ‘camps’ and there you go.
Nobody sees the bigger picture, which is that we don’t need any of them and there’s little more than rizla paper’s worth of difference between the lot of them.
At least with ed bollox he will never be in government
Two muslim boys are walking home from school. One of them asks the other “So what do you want to be when you blow up?”
Muslim mothers are watching their kids play. One mother says “They blow up so quickly these days, don’t they?”
A tourist on holiday in Saudi Arabia decides to rent a movie one evening. He goes to the local store and looks for Schindler’s List but can’t find it. He looks in the drama section, the history section and the war section but he still can’t find it. He asks the shop assistant if they have it in stock and he says “Sure. It’s over there” and he points at the comedy section.
One is a . . um . . . shocked and . . er . . . um . . . saddened . . by the um . . . tragic death of the . . . hero of the . . um . . er. . . . siege of Toulouse . . . if I may call it . . um . . that . . . to wit . . and in . . um . . brief . . the innocent . . runaway . . . I mean . . fugitive . . . I mean . . um protestor . . . who was um . . hounded . . . by the police . . and eventually . . . had to jump for his . . er . . life from a . . . um . . window . . all of which . . I am sure will be . .er . . thoroughly . . discussed by our brothers and . . . . sisters at the um . . BBC and . . the um . . .Grouniad . . and . . did he have . . chance to put his hands up? . . . like poor Mr Bin Liner did not?
. . . . but let us pray . . . for all those who ah. . . er . . . piss loving . . . moderates . . who only shoot others to um . . . . and victims of . . . um . . . budget cuts . . and poor mr and Mrs Balls . . who . . um . . struggle . . mightily . . . Ah! the menu for afternoon tea . . . I believe we have um . . hot buttered scones on Thursday?
I get my money paid to a company instead of me. This means I don’t have to pay income tax on it like the pe4sants do. There are lots of rich tv presenters, doctors and others doing the same. You work hard and we enjoy it.
There are over 300 of the little fuckers at the British Bullshit Corporation.
The Press Barons want to keep it all secret because it could cost them in the long run.
Goerge Osborne is on a roll. These bastards are all going to get their balls felt and boy is it going to hurt.
If it is a rip off give us a tip off!
It’s also suspiciously like Sam Seaborne’s description of how Josiah Bartlet’s West Wing put the budget together… Sorkin put it better than Damo though.
Why is he known as McPoison ?
Because its what you buy him at the bar
Probably because he supports Arsenal, another bunch of red filth.
We will be coming for the Arsenal after we have finished with the Rangers.
All those blue and white Protestants are going to pay back every penny they have cheated out of the taxpayer.
No fancy dan Insolvency Practitioner is going to stop us.
Top website, ultimate paragraph: “I may be totally wrong.”
You are usually, you thick, pugilistic, Trot-crack sniffing embarrassment.
Now crawl back into the septic tank/ Millbank.
It is quite interesting though. He doesn’t come across like a demonic nutter…
A picture is worth a thousand worms.
He just looks a wrong un.
I can spot them a mile off.
Looks like he’s the only Damian McBride in this universe Cat.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/steve-jones/9034807/Why-life-begins-and-ends-on-Earth.html
Russell’s Theory of Types is an excellent answer to the wrong question IMHO.
If I ever get around to it, I shall write a book on the subject. At present my schedule is full for about 850 years (providing I add nothing extra this afternoon.)
What bothers me is multiverse,string theory & higgs.
Other than that I’m quite sane.
Sorry, forced myself to read more by fighting down my gag reflex. (I now know how Ms. Lovelace must have felt)
Quote:
“The days after a Gordon Budget were often difficult as individual measures came under scrutiny, but it was rarely something he wasn’t prepared for”
One word, plural, five letters: BANKS
So Damian, One word, singular, six letters: WANKER
. . for the Cross Wires Guido!
How so… it’s what the greasy bouncer wrote?!
Sorry – see #12 – it’s wot started me rant.
or unintended consequences as we are all too thick to understand what we have actually done.
He just looks like a rong’un…..
look at that forehead! -
Worked well for the 10p tax
Already on the Guardian there is an article claiming that the nutter in Toulouse is not representative of Isl4m and there is no need to stop the mass imm1gr4tion into Europe.
Now imagine had he been a ordinary Frenchman? It would have been Sarkozy’s fault for creating a right-wing atmosphere etc etc etc.
The lefties really are dimwitted.
Toulouse is a beacon for Islam.
What has gone on can be directly traced back to Sir Anthony Eden and yellow bellied English Foreign policy.
They know fuck all at the Guardian.
Nice to see the frogs opted for a head shot to make sure the matter was closed decisively…
- you can’t beat the double tap!
When they thought it was a white racist nazi they were all over it, saying how it was symptomatic of underlying French right-wing tendencies and innate racism.
Now it turns out to be a muzzer, they are claiming he was a lone nutter and it isn’t representative of anything.
The depth of their bias and hypocrisy is unfathomable.
….and whilst the world media was reporting that Mr Mohamed Jihad had trained at camps in Pakistan and Afghanistan, the BBC omit Pakistan, now there’s a surprise.
Damian McBride makes it all sound so professional doesn’t he? The man-hours, the attention to detail, the thorough interrogation of every policy proposal.
Shame what actually went on was:
Q – “Has this policy been thoroughly and reliably costed?”
A – “Who f*cking cares, it sounds good. We’ll just borrow more money to fund it and there’s some gold knocking around that we can flog as well. Don’t worry about it.”
Catholics ? Truth ? DM ? – do they all go together?
Is today “national worry about your liver day”
Good of you to remind us to be careful. I shall stick a photo to the can of Leffe in the fridge.
McBride and Balls – pile of shit springs to mind.
Don’t forget me !
We haven’t!
What about thuggy Whelan ?
Rise of the sleath monster.
But I can definately remember seeing ‘Ed’ Balls quoted as saying that he hardly knew Damian Macbride. Is the shadow Chancellor in the habit of disowning former freinds and acquaintances ?
No. Just disowning aquaintances. Balls has never had any friends.
If that thug is a catholic, i’ve just gone all atheist!
And bears will no longer defecate in the woods, Your Holiness?
Well you, Sir, are a former Nazi and uber coverer-up of systematic abuse of children.
You’re living in a glass house on this one.
Dear BBC
Can you stop with this budget coverage of the ‘ordinary Jo/Joe?’
Its so boring and so tedious. Joe is on £21,000 and is a moderate smoker, with 2 kids and lives in rented accommodation, drinks two cans of Stella a day, and is £101.78 worse off
Really?-Who give as flying Nokia?
if petrol goes up tomorrow, he’s also worse off.
if he has a garden and lives in the south of England, he’ll be worse off too, as he can’t water it.
if he eats a lot of crisps he’ll suffer in a few weeks from the potato shortage.
if he likes Rhianna he’s a lucky sod because she’s got 25% of her CD at HMV..
Matalan are flogging knitwear at £5, down from £25 in December. He can make a saving there………
Just stop it BBC. Its pointless and makes for dull, dull TV.
Can’t you go back to telling us about climate change.
By comparison that was, amazingly, far more entertaining.
Manage your BBC equires powerxposure Bill, can be very harmful, requires powerful mind bleach. Better to stay clean.
Don’t be so negative Bill, there are plenty of opportunists out there for entrepreneurs, in fact I have just been inspired to open a chain of shops called Climate Change, specialising in smalls and unmentionables.
£21k and a garden. in the south of england?
Do broken children’s toys need watering?
…and if he gives up his TV Licence, he’ll be £145 better off and, intellectually, he’ll become a millionaire.
Serves him right for smoking and drinking. I am on around 24K and will be about 240 quid better off in total. Though the normal cost of living increases will eat into it, the cost of fuel, food, and my mortgage are all going up, but overall I should work out about evens over the year.
I do not see the BBC clamouring to interview me!
You watch anything the BBC produces?
Serves you right.
Morbid curiosity, I had to look at that photo again, that awful sweaty head, spotty and riven with alcoholic flush, sweaty, dripping bald head with a comb forward.
Looks like a mugshot for one of our chaps gone bad in Ireland!
Surprisingly coherent and lucid report. I don’t believe a word of it of course. The thought of the two Neds questioning the Maximum Imbecile is laughable.
We all know how the Imbecile’s budget worked.
1) Decide how much money you wanted to squander
2) Declare that taxes would cover figure 1
The following year when your budget is 20bn overspent simply declare that, hey, it’s not as bad as Greece, and repe*at the budget ‘process’.
Nobody who had been questioned for one second about rep*ealing the 10% tax would have thought it was a good idea.
Brown? Questioned on a budget? Ahahahahaha …. [pause for breath] ..ahahahahaha
The two Ed’s job was to translate the crayon scribbles into English.
rep*ealing the 10% tax band? Surely you mean doubling it?
I invented Sputnik
No. I did.
Well I invented the other one..what was it?
Apollo creed?
How desperate the left are. They are planning to stay in opposition indefinitely with this tripe.
What a mong he is. A time wasting pile of nothing
McBride – how dare he and Balls utter such sanctimonious drivel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terminate the fucka. Make the world a better place.
Just shows what a pathetic useles organisation the Roman Catholic Church is. They have been completely unable to rehabilitate this vindictive plotter and slanderer. Perhaps they didn’t even try. The Catholic Church – home of Tony blair and Damien McBride, men with too much to forgive.
I cried when Damien McBride agreed to be my chief propagandist.
My God! All we need is McBride and Draper to be joined by other former Labour Stalwart Sir Oswald Moseley and the set is complete!
What’s that? The famed Labour anti-Semite is dead? No matter. I am sure Ken Livingstone will fill Moseley’s boots admirably.