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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”

The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.




All these useless Milibands look the same to me.
The Bruvvers Grim
Labour is riddled with Millibands.
Strange that the Red Channel actually thinks that David M ever attends Parliament. Or Jonah Brown for that matter.
They’ve both got a white bit at the front of the hair, like Dickie Davies and skunks.
And Baldwin has a white bit in front of his nose ?
Aren’t we leaving someone out? I’m SURE you didn’t mean to imply…
http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/02/10/229713-guido-fawkes.jpg
Phwoar!
I’d like to know how he got those jacket buttons done up.
I fucking would
That is just too.too, horrible. Guido should remain an abstract, intangible being rather than confront us with the Jabba-like reality.
Anyone in Oxford?
http://www.bsg.ox.ac.uk/events/peter-gleick-oxford-amnesty-lectures
Might be worth going to, especially if you can ask questions “from the floor”….
Can’t help but notice those miserable faces on the Labour benches. They continue to be in denial, they shake their heads, they look irrelevant – yesterday’s people.
Noticed that Miliband picked up on and threw back last year’s promise of 2.4% growth. Something that his ex girlfried Stephanie Flanders needlessly ‘tweeted’ during the Chancellor’s speech. Co-ordinated? Journalist or activist?
Rhetorical question of course! Her late father would have been distraught.
And as for poor old Swann ?
They might be yesterday’s people, but don’t be surprised if they win the next election.
I found some brilliant hd footage of Labour’s worst bits from the past decade if it makes you feel better.
Sadly the masses will have forgotten all of this once they get fed up with the coalition trying to sort everything out only for Labour to get back in with all their empty promises, fiddled statistics, before passing the buck back to the Tories to clean up the mess once again.
they always got the labour Mp graphic wrong and called her *dianee abbott*
The one that asked about remploy.
Easy mistake to make. A lot of people don’t know the difference.
Tweedledum or Tweedledummer- they are both political scum.
Christ. You’d think if you spent THAT long w*_nking over a picture of someone you’d at least have the decency to remember their name…
Looks like they missed the face and got the hair during the “money shot”.
I thought it was a good shot considering it came from the back benches
I am sure Jihad Ken will express his concern for the human rights of the Islamoracist that put a bullet into a little girls head in Toulouse. Or the Asian rape gangs spreading the word. Or the honour killers and decapitators bringing peace to our world from Nigeria to Syria.
Make London a Beacon for Islam Ken and a death camp for the rest of us…….
Neither will poor J*e*w*s, rich Christians, poor Christians, rich agnostics, poor agnostics etc etc. The only people who will be (postal) voting for Ken will be poor bl*ck people and the Religion of pe*ace. But only on the understanding that their ‘special’ status be rewarded with plenty of grants and made-up jobs.
That’s Ken set for a landslide, then.
Unfortunately the Western Liberal elite have been in total denial over the risks of embracing Islam.
Have a read of “The Islamic Republic of Dewsbury” for confirmation.
Has this man learned nothing from the events in France. He seems very keen to demonise Jewish people. Toulouse was the result of nasty political hatemongering and it resulted in a tragic murder of an innocent child. Can’t he be referred to the police for such deliberate racist statements?
Toulouse was the result of reading the koran.
Sort of suggests that almost all the young brown men in France haven’t read the koran. Come to think of it, that is probably true.
Well that’s one piece of good news if true.
Spin again.
I was wondering why Ken should be “on and on” about jwish people like this, when in fact he was in a meeting with labour supporters, who were indeed discussing demographics and voting. Rather than it just popping out of his head at random when at a newt meeting or talking about the weather.
The link is probably modded, so theres a * where there should be e:
http://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/65426/a-letter-ed-miliband-j*wish-labour-supporters
Rich Jews like Alan Sugar who donated thousands to Labour and was enobled by Brown?
The link works. And you’re right, he said it in context. But say it he certainly did. For a professional politician he’s incredibly clumsy. I’m wondering if his
age is starting to be a factor ?
Why on earth does that link with the asterisk work?
One day UK muslims will start their own political party. At that point the left will suddenly wake up as they discover that they can no longer rely on their votes. At that point immigration will become a bad thing. But by then it will be too late to do anything.
That day will come to pass.
No wonder your average elector walks around in a permanent state of confusion thanks to the brilliance of BBC political coverage.
The Red Channel is always right.
There can be no other viewpoint.
We never make mistakes, let the enemies & running dogs of socialism remember.
Lets see if Wavy Dave makes another missed own goal; like he did with leaving the poison dwarf as speaker; by allowing Helen Boarden, currently head of BBC news, take over from Thompson as DG.
She has brought out a constant drip feed of left wing biased news that she would, if they were alive, get citations from Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Brezshnev, and Andrypov.
To make her, or any current BBC insider, Director General would enabke a slow but certain death by a thousand cuts for the Conservatives.
Don’t hold your breath.
don’t all Marxist’s look the same?!
curious set of questions from an ineffective edm today. Sounded desperately like he was afraid of offending someone
SPACKER says:
March 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm
See the muslims have started shooting 4×2 children in schools in France.
Reply
Show Biz for ugly people says:
March 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm
fail
the same gunman killed a couple of muslims a few days ago
Reply
http://order-order.com/2012/03/19/yesterdays-star-column/#comments
Pardon you little rat? When I say something happens, it happens.
”A gunman suspected of killing seven people in the name of al-Qaeda, including three children at a school, said on Wednesday he would hand himself over to police to end an hours-long siege in southwestern France.
About 300 police, some in bullet-proof body armor, cordoned off an area surrounding a four-storey house in a leafy suburb of the city of Toulouse where the 24-year-old M u s l i m man, identified as Mohamed Merah, was holed up on the ground floor.”
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/21/french-school-shooting-suspect-will-surrender-for-killings-in-name-of-al-qaeda-to-end-siege/
seek help.
Fair enough. Ed is the budget version of David.
Looking forward to Ozzy Osbourne’s budget.
This afternoon you’ll think you’re better off. Tomorrow you’ll realise you’re not. And an African dictator will be somewhat closer to buying their next (British) taxpayer-funded Mercedes.
Wonder if he’ll Bark At The Huhne?
Show Biz for ugly people what is life like being constantly wrong?
you’d know best about that.
Give him a break. he’s all excited because he made a prediction that was almost right the other day.
A friend was boasting loudly he’d been to a bukkake party. I said “okay, no need to be so in your face about it”
Me and my friends at the BBC view the Milipede twins with abhoration. Regularly.
I don’t love shitst@bbers despite being a Conservative, I love shitst@bbers because I am a Conservative.
Shitst@bbing. It’s a core Conservative value.
Time for another stern letter from Tom Baldwin…
So Tom is going to send a few strong lines to the BBC?
That stern letter is nothing to be sniffed at
It’ll be a right ripsnorter, that’s for sure…
If only
…..you had a brain?
”Show Biz for ugly people” come out come out wherever you are.
Here we go. Osborne up and running.
Balls is at it again. Cameron has told him to shut up
French shooter is a muslim, will I be getting apologies from the mongs?
http://order-order.com/2012/03/19/yesterdays-star-column/#comments
Cowardly evil nasty right-wing extremists forced the lovely pe*aceful tolerant Muslim to do these things.
You forgot the word “white” extremists
and the word Male
hes waffling
Deficit is lower than expected and this is going to be used to ‘pay down debt’?
Surely he means ‘raise the debt by less’?
If the Chancellor can’t get this right, what hope is there…
Another classic: “It will cost £xBillion to cut taxes by y%”.
How does cutting taxes cost money?
Never understood that language.
None. We’re utterly fucked.
Yes, but we’re all fucked TOGETHER…… which is nice.
Ken Livingstone, Labour candidate for Mayor of London
Lord Melvyn Bragg, Labour peer
Lord Mandelson, Labour peer and former Secretary of State for Business
Lord Sugar, Labour peer and star of The Apprentice
David Blunkett, Labour MP and former Home Secretary
David Miliband, Labour MP, former Foreign Secretary and brother of Labour leader Ed Miliband
Gordon Brown, Labour MP, former Chancellor, former Prime Minister, person who introduced the 50p tax rate.
What about Chuka Umunna’s tax-dodging family?
I just covered politicians, not families. I didn’t find anything for Chukka.
Full link with all the “selfish seven” tax avoiders: http://bit.ly/GD9lUl
You can’t leave us, the BBC, out of this elite listing.
We have scores of high profile “celebrities” who do tax avoidance, and we pay them through their “companies”.
The should not hold BBC positions but this can be got over as it has for John Simpson, BBC senior foreign correspondent.
Because of Red Ken’s incompetence we have been forced to produce radio and TV coverage to show that this practice, common during the Labour government, is now endemic, so that when the S**t hits the fan, we can declare that we never knew, and Thompson et al did not tell us this.
The full list of the selfish seven:
Ken Livingstone
Lord Bragg
Lord Sugar
Lord Mandelson
David Blunkett
David Miliband
Gordon Brown
Brown will lose child benefit – you nonny!
His wife will, but there again she wears the (directors) trousers in his family anyway.
Mark Thompson’s departure from the BBC is a good opportunity for the Biased Broadcasting to show the public how UNbiased it really is. The Governors’ shortlist for a new DG was instantly leaked and has been circulating in the Ministry of Troof and Davey’s Wine Bar, White City:
Mehdi Hasan
Neil Kinnock
Ken Livingstone (if he fails to beat Boris)
Peter Mandleson
Andrew Marr
Seumas Milne
Alan Yentob
Some showy wimmin’s names have been added to the list for balance but they are unlikely to be taken very seriously:
Reeta Chakrabarti
Shami Chakrabarti
Glenda Jackson
Vanessa Redgrave
But what about the (ex) Prime Monster His Left Dis-honourable Gordon Brown? It is the Brown Broadcasting Corporation after all!
What better way to ensure a good, unbiased English state media than to let a mad communist jock run it? I can see the farming specials running every Sunday. Lots of tractors. Big, Red, Tractors. Ummmmm.
How can you miss me out?
After all it was named Blair’s Broadcasting Corporation far earlier and longer than Brown’s or Ball’s.
Now it is the “Bring Back Communism” insititution and is up for grabs.
To keep it in the traditional far left communist system we need an insider like Helen Boarden or a loony like Kinnock or Living stone? in charge.
You missed out Sally Bercow and a Yentob is a greasy middle eastern snack.
I see vince is standing looking confused on the sideline of the budget speech carrying an envelope clearly stating his name. Obviously he’s struggliing to remember who he is.
It’s his P45.
I wonder if Vince is deliberately holding up that document so that it can be photographed by the press.
He thought this was all about little yellow birds that are kept in cages…of course he’s confused!
And here’s what I have to say about that:
http://bonanzleimages.s3.amazonaws.com/afu/images/0674/1205/169.jpg
Gideon keeping the McMental legacy alive. Never forget.
LOL. Keep Wallace and Gromit exactly where they are!
Made me laugh, shame the red channel didn’t show their faces.
Good quip, but his delivery could do with some work. Oh er missus.
at least it was far less laboured than RedEd’s attempt at humour on Downton Abbey- I did laugh at it when I heard it on the Radio
Clare Perry is showing a lot of leg. Nice.
Wake me up if there are any cun*t shots
Best moment today was the look on Harriet’s face after Cameron’s gag about Ed pulling a sickie to meet the multi-millionaire owner of Hull FC. She looked like she could spit blood. Labour love to dish it out but can’t stand to get any back.
Harridan’s face always looks like a slapped arse.
More like a bouquet of razor wire!
or a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Yep – she looks the type who’d spit anyway – bitch.
wallace Balls?
Ed Gromit?
Don’t compare me with that plonker.
Gordon must have blown a gasket when Osborne mentioned the gold he sold off would today be worth 6 times what he sold it at. Tories could be heard shouting “Where’s Gordon?”
This holy man in the France is much hero to muslims! He is servant of allah and our great peedo prophet. The France police are zíonist tools! It is big world J e wish conspiracy to stop hero holy muslims! Death to everything!
I keeeeellll You!!!!!
You sound like good muslim! Let’s kill everyone!
And I will subsidise your travel to do it when I’m, Mayor again- – Vote Ken means death to all men!! (Not Musies though, of course!!!)
I want my money back from the Beeb! First Peston and his budget balls up, now this!
Fat Heather in Eastenders has been killed off. What more do you want?
So much loved character killed off when there is a Tory Prime Minister , typical. Same old Tories.
As a Conservative, I believe schools should teach boys as young as 6 to be sausage jockeys.
Tax avoidance. Ken must be shitting himself.
No, he’ll probably be hiring someone to do it for him to use as another tax avoidance measure.
Does he own a dog, he can have an offshore account in the dog’s name you know … what a load Balls!
So if you’re problem is high juice prices Gideon has a message……..fuck you. Which is precisely the response you will get you twat in 2015.
No child benefit for MP’s. lol
Don’t know who that is behind Osborne, but surely this goes down as the “Basic Instinct / Sharon Stone Budget”
Certainly does. She’s putting the Beaver in the Budget.
lol, just seen it, in HD on a 60″, then the camera panned up!
So is Wallace rewriting his speech?
No he’s using the one he wrote last week. what a plonker.
OK off gardening , can’t be listening to a double dose of whining ed.
Ed ignoring what was actually in the budget and arguing against an imaginary foe. No surprise there…
A straw man picking an argument with his own sock puppet.
How do Labour expect anybody to seriously vote for them when they’re pursuing Ed Balls’ agenda of re-fighting the last election, and the politics of spite and envy?
The BBC.
When are Red Ed’s SPADS going to tell him that shouting and whinging hysterically like a petulant child is NOT reasoned debate. This prick really hasn’t got a clue when it comes to grown up debate – it’s not even good enough for sixth form debating societies.
I didn’t see Ed making any decent points about the budget, just generalisations, misinformed opinion, outright lies, piss-poor “jokes” and outright insults. He spent more time giving his perverse version of recent political history and supposed quotes from Georgie, Davey and Cleggie than the current budget proposals.
What a total wanker!
The way Balls nods he looks like he’s got Parkinson’s.
Where’s my rupture truss.
Who is the bloke filling in for Bercow ? I much prefer him, good humour without the pomposity.
Lindsay Hoyle Liebour MP for Chorley, seems fairer than Bercow!
Bercow is probably in the Tower after his pathetic Kaleidoscope speech yesterday.
More cheese?
Dear oh dear, Miliband is struggling. I appreciate he has a difficult job to do, but he’s talking absolute cobblers. He really has to stop listening to Ed Balls.
So Ed will you introduce the 50p rate?
Don’t expect an answer to that.
Miliband’s reply is descending into farce now.
He’s pathetic
Margo Jones.
That was supposed to be in reply to the poster asking who’s sitting behind Osborne.
http://www.margotjames.com/about
Margot James
Milftastic.
Wiki says she’s openly lesbian. Her partner is Jay Hunt, a TV presenter.
Milibland is running on empty having to resort to mob slogans such as “Same old Tories” I fully expect him to climax his speech with a rosing chorus of “Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, out out out “
FTSE on 5900
Is he arguing against tax transparency here?
We can see what Labour’s new slogan is. Miliband has said the phrase “Same old Tories” four times.
Sound bites for the BBC.
Ed is making a fool of himself. He’s going to regret this when he sees the replay.
This is terrible from Ed. Truly awful.
You’re not kidding. Real Labour supporters have got to asking themselves how they ended up with this retard,
Miliband did though give Cameron a real savaging on the the delay in paying Mrs Kaur of 24 Acacia Avenue’s compensation.
Those three questions caught Cameron off guard – shameful that our Prime Minister hasn’t signed off the invoices personally!
He’s giving pantomime a bad name.
I knew should have put some money on Ed using the phrase “too far, too fast”. Another of Balls’ silly slogans. The sooner Balls is off Labour’s front bench, the sooner Labour can actually see the light and actually put some sensible economic ideas together.
The idiot stole Sarah Millcan’s already televised Downton Abbey joke
Who in turn stole the ideafrom many poster comments on Blogs that the last Labour Government took 1984 to be a manual for Government.
FFS Millimong shut the f**k up. When this lot have been in 13 years and we’re worse off as a country you’ve got room to moan. Until then, go do one.
“Too far and too fast”.
HOUSE
The only reason I’m subjecting myself to Miliband’s drivel is because Osborne’s follow-up response will be good. His previous responses have been zingers.
They’re paid a salary by the state???? What a dumb ass fuckwit he is
The more juvinille shit rich posh boy Miliband speaks the higher the FTSE goes
And the more the value of people’s pensions goes up.
So Ed isn’t actually replying to the budget statement and has gone off on a pre-prepared rant. I suppose a few lefties will think it a good idea but he’s proven that he is totally unelectable.
Didn’t take the BBC long to remove the world ‘Muslim’ from their reports did it?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17462604
You’re not wrong. However there’s still a few clues left in there LOL.
Oh yes he’s just a poor Frenchman of Algerian origin. All our talk of nationalists roaming around southern France shooting immigrants and J’ews and our blaming of the Front National was still justified.
Algeria is France.
In this screwed up brainwashed multicultural world apparently so.
is claimed he escaped from a prison in afganistan. obviously repented
The BBC were happy to give us the graphic details of how he killed those children when they thought he was a right wing nutter.
Now it turns out he’s a big fan of the Prophet Mohammad the BBC don’t want to talk about it.
It’s all in the editing dear boy, it’s how we roll.
Budget 2012 Live Web Chat at : http://www.leftfootforward.org/
Completely dead in the water.
“…He is suspected of attacking a Jewish school and carrying out two attacks on soldiers, killing seven people in all…”
Funny because when the BBC mongs thought he was a right wing nutter they were quite happy to tell us in detail how he held the Jewish children and killed them, now though the BBC don’t seem to keen on the details.
I would like to thank Ed Miliband for making a complete Twat of himself.
+20,000,000 working folk
Indeed, and the rug being pulled out from under ‘em sums this budget up for Liebour.
What a childish rebuttal from twat Ed. The usual out of touch rich tory rant.
Very unstatesmanlike. He forgets handily that he is a millionaire too.
That should be the end of him
Its a good budget full stop
R5: Some public sector bedwetter on £50k moaning about losing child benefit.
Where does this sense of entitlement come from?
To be Fair just because someone is earning £50 000 a year doesnt necessarily mean they dont need benefits, particularly if their annual spend is £60 000 grand a year. We all have to keep up with he Jones’s after all.
Exactly dear boy. As for me I’m fu**ing borrasic.
Can ITV do ‘An audience with Ed Milliband’ please. I wouldn’t be interested what he has to say but who’d be brave/stupid enough to be in said audience.
Eds Vocabulary
The rich
the poor
unfairness
fairness
too far too fast
out of touch
bankers bonus
i am k unt
i made the last one up
It’s the right thing to do.
Foghorn alert!!!!
OPPOSITION MEGA-GAFFE:
Miliband’s Labour looks to the past for its “quotes” and reference points whilst the rest of the World: Brazil; China; India and the working people of Great Britain look to the future for its goals.
Poor old Ed, can’t even keep Al Beeb on his side.
Vote Labour!
It’s a fucking mistake you boring fucking Hunt. Get a grip. You lot are as sad as my Mum when my Nan died. Fuck lords the lot of you.
Sorry , young man but what’s this rant
got to do with the price of gefilte fish ??.
Hello Mr Baldwin. Have you been baking? You’ve got flour on your nose.
Okay the first of you who admits to being Ed Milliband I will make Prime Minister of Great Britain .
” All right I admit .. I’m Ed Milliband . ”
” No he’s not Milliband .. I am ”
” Don’t listen to them .. I’m Millliband ”
” They’re all liars and charlatans … I’m Milliband ”
Etc Etc
I’m Miliband, and so’s my wife.
No I’m Spartacus.
Star Date: 2135.2
The search for Ed Miliband’s brain goes on.
It does exist, stuck up his #@!
In that case it will only be found by someone from the BBC.