March 21st, 2012

Oops They Did It Again
BBC Budget Coverage Brings You David Miliband


199 Comments

  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    All these useless Milibands look the same to me.

  2. 2
    Check your local Hospital says:

    they always got the labour Mp graphic wrong and called her *dianee abbott*

  3. 3
    Gooey Blob says:

    Easy mistake to make. A lot of people don’t know the difference.

  4. 4
    Check your local Hospital says:

    The one that asked about remploy.

  5. 5
    Angry of London says:

    Christ. You’d think if you spent THAT long w*_nking over a picture of someone you’d at least have the decency to remember their name…

  6. 6
    Truss Ken says:

    The Bruvvers Grim

  7. 7
    AC1 says:

    Labour is riddled with Millibands.

  8. 8
    AC1 says:

    Looks like they missed the face and got the hair during the “money shot”.

  9. 9
    Not Ken again. says:

  10. 10
    We Pay Their Wages says:

    Strange that the Red Channel actually thinks that David M ever attends Parliament. Or Jonah Brown for that matter.

  11. 11
    annette curton says:

    No wonder your average elector walks around in a permanent state of confusion thanks to the brilliance of BBC political coverage.

  12. 12
    anon says:

    don’t all Marxist’s look the same?!

  13. 13
    nellnewman says:

    curious set of questions from an ineffective edm today. Sounded desperately like he was afraid of offending someone

  14. 14
    thick as thieves says:

    SPACKER says:
    March 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm
    See the muslims have started shooting 4×2 children in schools in France.

    Reply
    Show Biz for ugly people says:
    March 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    fail

    the same gunman killed a couple of muslims a few days ago

    Reply

    http://order-order.com/2012/03/19/yesterdays-star-column/#comments

    Pardon you little rat? When I say something happens, it happens.

    ”A gunman suspected of killing seven people in the name of al-Qaeda, including three children at a school, said on Wednesday he would hand himself over to police to end an hours-long siege in southwestern France.

    About 300 police, some in bullet-proof body armor, cordoned off an area surrounding a four-storey house in a leafy suburb of the city of Toulouse where the 24-year-old M u s l i m man, identified as Mohamed Merah, was holed up on the ground floor.”

    http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/21/french-school-shooting-suspect-will-surrender-for-killings-in-name-of-al-qaeda-to-end-siege/

  15. 15
    Truss Ken says:

    I am sure Jihad Ken will express his concern for the human rights of the Islamoracist that put a bullet into a little girls head in Toulouse. Or the Asian rape gangs spreading the word. Or the honour killers and decapitators bringing peace to our world from Nigeria to Syria.

    Make London a Beacon for Islam Ken and a death camp for the rest of us…….

  16. 16
    Sooty says:

    Fair enough. Ed is the budget version of David.

  17. 17
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Looking forward to Ozzy Osbourne’s budget.

  18. 18
    thick as thieves says:

    Show Biz for ugly people what is life like being constantly wrong?

  19. 19
    Everard P Burgerpenis says:

    A friend was boasting loudly he’d been to a bukkake party. I said “okay, no need to be so in your face about it”

  20. 20
    What's Left says:

    The Red Channel is always right.

    There can be no other viewpoint.

    We never make mistakes, let the enemies & running dogs of socialism remember.

  21. 21
    jgm2 says:

    Neither will poor J*e*w*s, rich Christians, poor Christians, rich agnostics, poor agnostics etc etc. The only people who will be (postal) voting for Ken will be poor bl*ck people and the Religion of pe*ace. But only on the understanding that their ‘special’ status be rewarded with plenty of grants and made-up jobs.

  22. 22
    David Millipede says:

    I thought it was a good shot considering it came from the back benches

  23. 23
    David Camoron says:

    I don’t love shitst@bbers despite being a Conservative, I love shitst@bbers because I am a Conservative.

    Shitst@bbing. It’s a core Conservative value.

  24. 24
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Time for another stern letter from Tom Baldwin…

    So Tom is going to send a few strong lines to the BBC?

  25. 25
    Jimmy says:

    If only

  26. 26
    Col Nut says:

    They’ve both got a white bit at the front of the hair, like Dickie Davies and skunks.

  27. 27
    SPACKER says:

    ”Show Biz for ugly people” come out come out wherever you are.

  28. 28
    The near future says:

    This afternoon you’ll think you’re better off. Tomorrow you’ll realise you’re not. And an African dictator will be somewhat closer to buying their next (British) taxpayer-funded Mercedes.

  29. 29
    Amazed says:

    Has this man learned nothing from the events in France. He seems very keen to demonise Jewish people. Toulouse was the result of nasty political hatemongering and it resulted in a tragic murder of an innocent child. Can’t he be referred to the police for such deliberate racist statements?

  30. 30
    Another Engineer says:

    Here we go. Osborne up and running.

  31. 31
    Elvis says:

    Tweedledum or Tweedledummer- they are both political scum.

  32. 32
    SPACKER says:

    French shooter is a muslim, will I be getting apologies from the mongs?

    http://order-order.com/2012/03/19/yesterdays-star-column/#comments

  33. 33
    dr. sipp says:

    hes waffling

  34. 34
    Londonistan is a cesspit says:

    That’s Ken set for a landslide, then.

  35. 35
    The Last of the Few says:

    That stern letter is nothing to be sniffed at

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    And Baldwin has a white bit in front of his nose ?

  37. 37
    Fish says:

    Balls is at it again. Cameron has told him to shut up

  38. 38
    Another Engineer says:

    Deficit is lower than expected and this is going to be used to ‘pay down debt’?

    Surely he means ‘raise the debt by less’?

    If the Chancellor can’t get this right, what hope is there…

  39. 39
    BBC News says:

    Cowardly evil nasty right-wing extremists forced the lovely pe*aceful tolerant Muslim to do these things.

  40. 40
    Tom (peeping) says:

    It’ll be a right ripsnorter, that’s for sure…

  41. 41
    Mark Thompson says:

    Me and my friends at the BBC view the Milipede twins with abhoration. Regularly.

  42. 42
    LibLabCon = scum says:

    Another classic: “It will cost £xBillion to cut taxes by y%”.

    How does cutting taxes cost money?

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    …..you had a brain?

  44. 44
    Not Ken again. says:

  45. 45
    Lord Wreath says:

    Mark Thompson’s departure from the BBC is a good opportunity for the Biased Broadcasting to show the public how UNbiased it really is. The Governors’ shortlist for a new DG was instantly leaked and has been circulating in the Ministry of Troof and Davey’s Wine Bar, White City:
    Mehdi Hasan
    Neil Kinnock
    Ken Livingstone (if he fails to beat Boris)
    Peter Mandleson
    Andrew Marr
    Seumas Milne
    Alan Yentob

    Some showy wimmin’s names have been added to the list for balance but they are unlikely to be taken very seriously:
    Reeta Chakrabarti
    Shami Chakrabarti
    Glenda Jackson
    Vanessa Redgrave

  46. 46
    HMRC says:

    Ken Livingstone, Labour candidate for Mayor of London

    Lord Melvyn Bragg, Labour peer

    Lord Mandelson, Labour peer and former Secretary of State for Business

    Lord Sugar, Labour peer and star of The Apprentice

    David Blunkett, Labour MP and former Home Secretary

    David Miliband, Labour MP, former Foreign Secretary and brother of Labour leader Ed Miliband

    Gordon Brown, Labour MP, former Chancellor, former Prime Minister, person who introduced the 50p tax rate.

  47. 47
    Answer in a nutshell says:

    None. We’re utterly fucked.

  48. 48
    BBC Watcher says:

    Lets see if Wavy Dave makes another missed own goal; like he did with leaving the poison dwarf as speaker; by allowing Helen Boarden, currently head of BBC news, take over from Thompson as DG.
    She has brought out a constant drip feed of left wing biased news that she would, if they were alive, get citations from Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Brezshnev, and Andrypov.
    To make her, or any current BBC insider, Director General would enabke a slow but certain death by a thousand cuts for the Conservatives.
    Don’t hold your breath.

  49. 49
    nellnewman says:

    I see vince is standing looking confused on the sideline of the budget speech carrying an envelope clearly stating his name. Obviously he’s struggliing to remember who he is.

  50. 50
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Gideon keeping the McMental legacy alive. Never forget.

  51. 51
    Cheated yet again says:

    But what about the (ex) Prime Monster His Left Dis-honourable Gordon Brown? It is the Brown Broadcasting Corporation after all!

    What better way to ensure a good, unbiased English state media than to let a mad communist jock run it? I can see the farming specials running every Sunday. Lots of tractors. Big, Red, Tractors. Ummmmm.

  52. 52
    And.. says:

    What about Chuka Umunna’s tax-dodging family?

  53. 53
    BBC Watcher says:

    You forgot the word “white” extremists

  54. 54
    Loungelizard says:

    You missed out Sally Bercow and a Yentob is a greasy middle eastern snack.

  55. 55
    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s his P45.

  56. 56
    Some Geezer wot's got our host's back says:

    Aren’t we leaving someone out? I’m SURE you didn’t mean to imply…

  57. 57

    I just covered politicians, not families. I didn’t find anything for Chukka.

    Full link with all the “selfish seven” tax avoiders: http://bit.ly/GD9lUl

  58. 58
    Loungelizard says:

    He thought this was all about little yellow birds that are kept in cages…of course he’s confused!

  59. 59
    Another Engineer says:

    LOL. Keep Wallace and Gromit exactly where they are!

  60. 60
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I wonder if Vince is deliberately holding up that document so that it can be photographed by the press.

  61. 61
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Made me laugh, shame the red channel didn’t show their faces.

  62. 62
    Babe Watch says:

    Clare Perry is showing a lot of leg. Nice.

  63. 63
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Good quip, but his delivery could do with some work. Oh er missus.

  64. 64
    What's Left? says:

    Unfortunately the Western Liberal elite have been in total denial over the risks of embracing Islam.

  65. 65
  66. 66
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Spin again.

    I was wondering why Ken should be “on and on” about jwish people like this, when in fact he was in a meeting with labour supporters, who were indeed discussing demographics and voting. Rather than it just popping out of his head at random when at a newt meeting or talking about the weather.

    The link is probably modded, so theres a * where there should be e:

    http://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/65426/a-letter-ed-miliband-j*wish-labour-supporters

  67. 67
    Beeboid 1 says:

    You can’t leave us, the BBC, out of this elite listing.
    We have scores of high profile “celebrities” who do tax avoidance, and we pay them through their “companies”.
    The should not hold BBC positions but this can be got over as it has for John Simpson, BBC senior foreign correspondent.
    Because of Red Ken’s incompetence we have been forced to produce radio and TV coverage to show that this practice, common during the Labour government, is now endemic, so that when the S**t hits the fan, we can declare that we never knew, and Thompson et al did not tell us this.

  68. 68
    Labour don't like it up 'em says:

    Best moment today was the look on Harriet’s face after Cameron’s gag about Ed pulling a sickie to meet the multi-millionaire owner of Hull FC. She looked like she could spit blood. Labour love to dish it out but can’t stand to get any back.

  69. 69
    The Teds are not going to be happy says:

  70. 70
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Harridan’s face always looks like a slapped arse.

  71. 71
    Tory Tolls says:

    Phwoar!

  72. 72
    Brown is currently hurling Nokias says:

    Gordon must have blown a gasket when Osborne mentioned the gold he sold off would today be worth 6 times what he sold it at. Tories could be heard shouting “Where’s Gordon?”

  73. 73
    Mike hunt says:

    and the word Male

  74. 74
    Ghost of Tony Bliar. says:

    How can you miss me out?
    After all it was named Blair’s Broadcasting Corporation far earlier and longer than Brown’s or Ball’s.
    Now it is the “Bring Back Communism” insititution and is up for grabs.
    To keep it in the traditional far left communist system we need an insider like Helen Boarden or a loony like Kinnock or Living stone? in charge.

  75. 75
    The Telegraph says:

  76. 76
    Muslim Council of Great Britain says:

    This holy man in the France is much hero to muslims! He is servant of allah and our great peedo prophet. The France police are zíonist tools! It is big world J e wish conspiracy to stop hero holy muslims! Death to everything!

  77. 77
    Not surprised says:

    I want my money back from the Beeb! First Peston and his budget balls up, now this!

  78. 78
    Rab C Nesbitt (dec) says:

    wallace Balls?
    Ed Gromit?

  79. 79
    David Camoron says:

    As a Conservative, I believe schools should teach boys as young as 6 to be sausage jockeys.

  80. 80
    Not surprised says:

    I keeeeellll You!!!!!

  81. 81
    BBC says:

    Fat Heather in Eastenders has been killed off. What more do you want?

  82. 82
    AC1 says:

    Toulouse was the result of reading the koran.

  83. 83
    AC1 says:

    seek help.

  84. 84
    Muslim Council of Great Britain says:

    You sound like good muslim! Let’s kill everyone!

  85. 85
    AC1 says:

    you’d know best about that.

  86. 86
    Osborne on tax avoidance says:

    Tax avoidance. Ken must be shitting himself.

  87. 87
    EdButLookBalls says:

    More like a bouquet of razor wire!

  88. 88
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Sort of suggests that almost all the young brown men in France haven’t read the koran. Come to think of it, that is probably true.

  89. 89
    Wallace says:

    Don’t compare me with that plonker.

  90. 90
    Cressida's Dick says:

    So if you’re problem is high juice prices Gideon has a message……..fuck you. Which is precisely the response you will get you twat in 2015.

  91. 91
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Give him a break. he’s all excited because he made a prediction that was almost right the other day.

  92. 92

    Wonder if he’ll Bark At The Huhne?

  93. 93
    Boudicca says:

    Rich Jews like Alan Sugar who donated thousands to Labour and was enobled by Brown?

  94. 94

    Yes, but we’re all fucked TOGETHER…… which is nice.

  95. 95
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    No child benefit for MP’s. lol

  96. 96

    Yep – she looks the type who’d spit anyway – bitch.

  97. 97
    t dog says:

    Don’t know who that is behind Osborne, but surely this goes down as the “Basic Instinct / Sharon Stone Budget”

  98. 98
    Bush Fire says:

    Certainly does. She’s putting the Beaver in the Budget.

  99. 99

    And I will subsidise your travel to do it when I’m, Mayor again- – Vote Ken means death to all men!! (Not Musies though, of course!!!)

  100. 100
    Swiss Bob says:

    lol, just seen it, in HD on a 60″, then the camera panned up!

  101. 101
    One I prepared Earlier says:

    So is Wallace rewriting his speech?

  102. 102
    AC1 says:

    Anyone in Oxford?

    http://www.bsg.ox.ac.uk/events/peter-gleick-oxford-amnesty-lectures

    Might be worth going to, especially if you can ask questions “from the floor”….

  103. 103
    AC1 says:

    Well that’s one piece of good news if true.

  104. 104
    nellnewman says:

    OK off gardening , can’t be listening to a double dose of whining ed.

  105. 105
    Another Engineer says:

    Ed ignoring what was actually in the budget and arguing against an imaginary foe. No surprise there…

  106. 106
    Fish says:

    Can’t help but notice those miserable faces on the Labour benches. They continue to be in denial, they shake their heads, they look irrelevant – yesterday’s people.

  107. 107
    Not Tourrete's says:

    The way Balls nods he looks like he’s got Parkinson’s.

  108. 108
    A Bloke Of A Certain Age says:

    Who is the bloke filling in for Bercow ? I much prefer him, good humour without the pomposity.

  109. 109
    Wallace says:

    More cheese?

  110. 110
    Wallace's cheese says:

    No he’s using the one he wrote last week. what a plonker.

  111. 111
    Gooey Blob says:

    Dear oh dear, Miliband is struggling. I appreciate he has a difficult job to do, but he’s talking absolute cobblers. He really has to stop listening to Ed Balls.

  112. 112
    Steve Miliband says:

    So Ed will you introduce the 50p rate?

  113. 113
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Lindsay Hoyle Liebour MP for Chorley, seems fairer than Bercow!

  114. 114
    Thighs Wide Shut says:

    Margo Jones.

  115. 115
    Mad John says:

    Bercow is probably in the Tower after his pathetic Kaleidoscope speech yesterday.

  116. 116
    Gooey Blob says:

    A straw man picking an argument with his own sock puppet.

    How do Labour expect anybody to seriously vote for them when they’re pursuing Ed Balls’ agenda of re-fighting the last election, and the politics of spite and envy?

  117. 117
    A Bloke Of A Certain Age says:

    Milibland is running on empty having to resort to mob slogans such as “Same old Tories” I fully expect him to climax his speech with a rosing chorus of “Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, out out out “

  118. 118
    Fish says:

    Noticed that Miliband picked up on and threw back last year’s promise of 2.4% growth. Something that his ex girlfried Stephanie Flanders needlessly ‘tweeted’ during the Chancellor’s speech. Co-ordinated? Journalist or activist?

  119. 119
    Thighs Wide Shut says:

    That was supposed to be in reply to the poster asking who’s sitting behind Osborne.

  120. 120
    jrand says:

    Have a read of “The Islamic Republic of Dewsbury” for confirmation.

  121. 121
    Markets response says:

    FTSE on 5900

  122. 122
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    or a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

  123. 123
    Another Engineer says:

    Is he arguing against tax transparency here?

  124. 124
    One of Tom Baldwin's ideas says:

    We can see what Labour’s new slogan is. Miliband has said the phrase “Same old Tories” four times.

  125. 125
    Wallace throws a fit says:

    Ed is making a fool of himself. He’s going to regret this when he sees the replay.

  126. 126
    Another Engineer says:

    This is terrible from Ed. Truly awful.

  127. 127
    Gooey Blob says:

    Don’t expect an answer to that.

    Miliband’s reply is descending into farce now.

  128. 128
    Cressida's Dick says:

    FFS Millimong shut the f**k up. When this lot have been in 13 years and we’re worse off as a country you’ve got room to moan. Until then, go do one.

  129. 129
    Another Engineer says:

    “Too far and too fast”.

    HOUSE

  130. 130
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Sound bites for the BBC.

  131. 131
    Miliband is a wankstain says:

    The only reason I’m subjecting myself to Miliband’s drivel is because Osborne’s follow-up response will be good. His previous responses have been zingers.

  132. 132
    Steve Miliband says:

    They’re paid a salary by the state???? What a dumb ass fuckwit he is

  133. 133
    Fish says:

    He’s pathetic

  134. 134
    Markets response says:

    The more juvinille shit rich posh boy Miliband speaks the higher the FTSE goes

  135. 135
    Cressida's Dick says:

    You’re not kidding. Real Labour supporters have got to asking themselves how they ended up with this retard,

  136. 136
    Ed milimong says:

    So Ed isn’t actually replying to the budget statement and has gone off on a pre-prepared rant. I suppose a few lefties will think it a good idea but he’s proven that he is totally unelectable.

  137. 137
    AC1 says:

    The BBC.

  138. 138
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Didn’t take the BBC long to remove the world ‘Muslim’ from their reports did it?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17462604

  139. 139
    Gooey Blob says:

    He’s giving pantomime a bad name.

    I knew should have put some money on Ed using the phrase “too far, too fast”. Another of Balls’ silly slogans. The sooner Balls is off Labour’s front bench, the sooner Labour can actually see the light and actually put some sensible economic ideas together.

  140. 140
    WVM says:

    Budget 2012 Live Web Chat at : http://www.leftfootforward.org/
    Completely dead in the water.

  141. 141
    Fish says:

    The idiot stole Sarah Millcan’s already televised Downton Abbey joke

  142. 142
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    “…He is suspected of attacking a Jewish school and carrying out two attacks on soldiers, killing seven people in all…”

    Funny because when the BBC mongs thought he was a right wing nutter they were quite happy to tell us in detail how he held the Jewish children and killed them, now though the BBC don’t seem to keen on the details.

  143. 143
    David Cameron says:

    I would like to thank Ed Miliband for making a complete Twat of himself.

  144. 144
    the squeezed middle says:

    I’d like to know how he got those jacket buttons done up.

  145. 145
    AC1 says:

    http://www.margotjames.com/about

    Margot James

    Milftastic.

  146. 146
    Vince Cable MP says:

    And here’s what I have to say about that:

  147. 147
    BBC cokehead script writer says:

    So much loved character killed off when there is a Tory Prime Minister , typical. Same old Tories.

  148. 148
    Tube_Thumper says:

    What a childish rebuttal from twat Ed. The usual out of touch rich tory rant.

    Very unstatesmanlike. He forgets handily that he is a millionaire too.

    That should be the end of him

    Its a good budget full stop

  149. 149
    Another Engineer says:

    R5: Some public sector bedwetter on £50k moaning about losing child benefit.

    Where does this sense of entitlement come from?

  150. 150
    a near sighted chubby chaser says:

    I fucking would

  151. 151
    Cressida's Dick says:

    You’re not wrong. However there’s still a few clues left in there LOL.

  152. 152
    Fish says:

    Miliband did though give Cameron a real savaging on the the delay in paying Mrs Kaur of 24 Acacia Avenue’s compensation.

    Those three questions caught Cameron off guard – shameful that our Prime Minister hasn’t signed off the invoices personally!

  153. 153
    Even that was done before says:

    Who in turn stole the ideafrom many poster comments on Blogs that the last Labour Government took 1984 to be a manual for Government.

  154. 154
    Gonk says:

    The link works. And you’re right, he said it in context. But say it he certainly did. For a professional politician he’s incredibly clumsy. I’m wondering if his
    age is starting to be a factor ?

  155. 155
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Can ITV do ‘An audience with Ed Milliband’ please. I wouldn’t be interested what he has to say but who’d be brave/stupid enough to be in said audience.

  156. 156
    GeoffS says:

    Rhetorical question of course! Her late father would have been distraught.

  157. 157
    BBC says:

    Oh yes he’s just a poor Frenchman of Algerian origin. All our talk of nationalists roaming around southern France shooting immigrants and J’ews and our blaming of the Front National was still justified.

  158. 158
    Tube_Thumper says:

    Eds Vocabulary

    The rich
    the poor
    unfairness
    fairness
    too far too fast
    out of touch
    bankers bonus
    i am k unt

    i made the last one up

  159. 159
    dirty dick of desmond says:

    Wake me up if there are any cun*t shots

  160. 160
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Foghorn alert!!!!

  161. 161
    To Be Fair says:

    To be Fair just because someone is earning £50 000 a year doesnt necessarily mean they dont need benefits, particularly if their annual spend is £60 000 grand a year. We all have to keep up with he Jones’s after all.

  162. 162
    GeoffS says:

    OPPOSITION MEGA-GAFFE:

    Miliband’s Labour looks to the past for its “quotes” and reference points whilst the rest of the World: Brazil; China; India and the working people of Great Britain look to the future for its goals.

  163. 163
    GeoffS says:

    +20,000,000 working folk

  164. 164
    WVM says:

    Indeed, and the rug being pulled out from under ‘em sums this budget up for Liebour.

  165. 165
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    They might be yesterday’s people, but don’t be surprised if they win the next election.

  166. 166
    General Dougall says:

    Algeria is France.

  167. 167
    Common Purpose sound bites says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

  168. 168
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Poor old Ed, can’t even keep Al Beeb on his side.

  169. 169
    will says:

    is claimed he escaped from a prison in afganistan. obviously repented

  170. 170
    Black British Welsh speaking Muslim Asian says:

    In this screwed up brainwashed multicultural world apparently so.

  171. 171
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The BBC were happy to give us the graphic details of how he killed those children when they thought he was a right wing nutter.

    Now it turns out he’s a big fan of the Prophet Mohammad the BBC don’t want to talk about it.

  172. 172
    Stephanie Flanders says:

    Vote Labour!

  173. 173
    BBC says:

    It’s all in the editing dear boy, it’s how we roll. :)

  174. 174
    Frederick says:

    One day UK muslims will start their own political party. At that point the left will suddenly wake up as they discover that they can no longer rely on their votes. At that point immigration will become a bad thing. But by then it will be too late to do anything.

  175. 175
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Why on earth does that link with the asterisk work?

  176. 176
    Shameless Chakrabarty says:

    Wiki says she’s openly lesbian. Her partner is Jay Hunt, a TV presenter.

  177. 177
    Denis Bergkamp says:

    It’s a fucking mistake you boring fucking Hunt. Get a grip. You lot are as sad as my Mum when my Nan died. Fuck lords the lot of you.

  178. 178
    sandy says:

    No, he’ll probably be hiring someone to do it for him to use as another tax avoidance measure.

  179. 179
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    When are Red Ed’s SPADS going to tell him that shouting and whinging hysterically like a petulant child is NOT reasoned debate. This prick really hasn’t got a clue when it comes to grown up debate – it’s not even good enough for sixth form debating societies.

    I didn’t see Ed making any decent points about the budget, just generalisations, misinformed opinion, outright lies, piss-poor “jokes” and outright insults. He spent more time giving his perverse version of recent political history and supposed quotes from Georgie, Davey and Cleggie than the current budget proposals.

    What a total wanker!

  180. 180
    Neo-Guido says:

    Never understood that language.

  181. 181
    Spartacus says:

    Okay the first of you who admits to being Ed Milliband I will make Prime Minister of Great Britain .

    ” All right I admit .. I’m Ed Milliband . ”

    ” No he’s not Milliband .. I am ”

    ” Don’t listen to them .. I’m Millliband ”

    ” They’re all liars and charlatans … I’m Milliband ”

    Etc Etc

  182. 182
    Edwina Curryfavour says:

    Sorry , young man but what’s this rant
    got to do with the price of gefilte fish ??.

  183. 183
    genghiz the kahn says:

    I’m Miliband, and so’s my wife.

  184. 184
    Alex says:

    I found some brilliant hd footage of Labour’s worst bits from the past decade if it makes you feel better.

    Sadly the masses will have forgotten all of this once they get fed up with the coalition trying to sort everything out only for Labour to get back in with all their empty promises, fiddled statistics, before passing the buck back to the Tories to clean up the mess once again.

  185. 185
    JH says:

    Hello Mr Baldwin. Have you been baking? You’ve got flour on your nose.

  186. 186
    Michael Parkinson says:

    Where’s my rupture truss.

  187. 187
    sandy says:

    And the more the value of people’s pensions goes up.

  188. 188
    The real Spartacus says:

    No I’m Spartacus.

  189. 189
    Hippo Potamus says:

    And as for poor old Swann ?

  190. 190
    Wilkins Micawber says:

    Exactly dear boy. As for me I’m fu**ing borrasic.

  191. 191
    Science Officer Spock, half-Vulcan, half-human, half-pissed says:

    Star Date: 2135.2

    The search for Ed Miliband’s brain goes on.

  192. 192
    Baron Hogwash says:

    It does exist, stuck up his #@!

  193. 193
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Does he own a dog, he can have an offshore account in the dog’s name you know … what a load Balls!

  194. 194
    robbie says:

    Brown will lose child benefit – you nonny!

  195. 195
    robbie says:

    at least it was far less laboured than RedEd’s attempt at humour on Downton Abbey- I did laugh at it when I heard it on the Radio

  196. 196
    Science Officer Spock, half-Vulcan, half-human, half-pissed says:

    In that case it will only be found by someone from the BBC.

  197. 197
    Airey Belvoir says:

    That is just too.too, horrible. Guido should remain an abstract, intangible being rather than confront us with the Jabba-like reality.

  198. 198
    Donal says:

    That day will come to pass.

  199. 199

    His wife will, but there again she wears the (directors) trousers in his family anyway.


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