March 20th, 2012

Gordon Caught Looking Down Sally’s Top

A great spot by Emily Fox over at the Express:

Most unlike Gordon…


114 Comments

  1. 1
    Ha says:

    The drugs DO work!

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  2. 2
    Iain_31 says:

    dirty old goat

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  3. 3
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Nothing to see …

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  4. 4
    Bongler says:

    “Would you like to see my rocking horse Sally?”

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  5. 5
    Selohesra says:

    Probably 0% growth down in the trouser department though

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  6. 6
    Christine Lagarde says:

    Regard sa talents! He would not be able to do that if she were a Lehman brother!

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  7. 7
    Robert Catesby says:

    They would have the most miserable babies.

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  8. 8
    Tooth fairy says:

    One eyed monster comes out to play.

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  9. 9
    Paddy off of big brother says:

    ill feckin deck im

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  10. 10
    robbie says:

    do I detect some post neo classical erogenous growth theory?

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  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    That dress would look good on my bedroom floor… after I’ve tried it on

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  12. 12
    Penfold says:

    MMMMMMMMMMMMh, lumpy porrdige………..

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  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    His false eye has popped out.

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  14. 14
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    tittle tattle. at last. phew.

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  15. 15
    Sizzla says:

    Sandwiched between Brown and Blair. I actually feel sorry for Sally.

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  16. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    Now where did I drop my crayon ?

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  17. 17
    Sally to Gordon says:

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  18. 18
    Slutty Sally says:

    “If you were half a man, Gordon, you’d have played with these. Everyone else has.”

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  19. 19

    He’d probably claim that he was just looking at her briefs. Before he realised that sounded a lot worse again…

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  20. 20
    Selohesra says:

    Its that big-titted (bigoted) woman

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  21. 21
    algarve202 says:

    I can only see one tit

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  22. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    Sally thought she had her wish – a safe Labour seat. and then Gordon sat down

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  23. 23
    Maggies Pearl Necklace says:

    Gordon’s saying, “bitty mama!”

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  24. 25
    Henry Crun says:

    Who put me next to this big titted woman? Was it Sue

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      Mornington Crescent says:

      It’s about the only time he sees a tit without looking at Sarah or in the mirror.

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  25. 26
    John Inman says:

    Definitely something of the Frankie Howerd about him.

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  26. 28
    Joss Sayin says:

    He’s probably wondering what the hell they are.

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  27. 29
    Little John's wife says:

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  28. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Everywhere I look I see Bust…

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  29. 31
    Max says:

    “Ooh ‘ere Missus”

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  30. 32
    Ah! Monika says:

    Wait ’till Sue shows him the photo.

    DUCK!!!!!

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  31. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wonder what they are.

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  32. 34
    annette curton says:

    She looks pretty freaked out having to sit next to the weirdo in chief, the bogey man cometh.

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  33. 37
    Brown is a cock says:

    He was thinking “What are those?”

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  34. 38
    Sally points the way says:

    How times have changed.
    I see Balls is behind nowadays!

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    nellnewman says:

    Actually you have to feel pretty sorry for him. For a man who is only late fifties he looks to be in his dotage.

    Where on earth did he get all those wrinkles and jowls from?

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  37. 42
    Gordon Brown, Part-Time MP (when he can be arsed to show up) says:

    “They shall cleave unto one another and become one flesh,” as my father used to say…

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  38. 44
    Gordon Brown is Norman Bates says:

    Mother! Oh mother!

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  39. 46

    No more boom.

    That is all.

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  40. 47
    Call If You Need Me says:

    Be the first ones he’s been that close to. Picking a Turkey Baster in John Lewis is not really a relationship.

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  41. 49
    Perse O'Nally says:

    ‘Now, I wonder if my Nokia is in there somewhere’

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  42. 51
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Balls in a semi-grimace behind McDoom is either…

    a. resisting choking a darkie
    b. holding a ‘shoot-through’ back
    c. stifling a wank

    Answers on a postcard please!

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  43. 52
    E. Heath says:

    Brown faces the knockers (Old recycled Private Eye gag)…

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  44. 53
    Big Brother says:

    Day four hundred and twenty one. Sally’s in the lounge. She has an apparition of a mad man letching her boobs

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  45. 54
    scum scum scum says:

    I dont care if he is looking at her saggy old tits…all I see in that photo is a collection of bastards.

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  46. 56
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Gordon – “John told me you did a boob job”.
    Sally – “Thats’ funny, he said the same about you”.

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  47. 63
    Helpful says:

    Are you sure he is looking at Blair’s Crotch?

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  48. 65
    ChrisB says:

    As the Aussies might say ” Good eye both”

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  49. 66
    annette curton says:

    Any wags out there that can photoshop a titleist golf cap onto Gordons head?.

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  50. 70
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Three tits together.

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  51. 72
    Desperate Dan says:

    Do Labour politicians think their wives take precedence over democraticly elected politicians or is it just that they don’t know how to behave and can’t be left on their own without a carer?

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  52. 74
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Storm in a C cup.

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  53. 75
    finbar saunders says:

    Would he give her a pearl necklace.

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  54. 76
    Rinka Scott says:

    The little guy is not as daft as I thought he was.

    If Brown plays his cards right he is in there: you can tell by her eyes.

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  55. 79
    nellnewman says:

    You have to wonder about sallyalley. Is she so unsure of her charms that she has to have all her bits and pieces on show in order to attract attention. You’d think she could at dress decently when she’s in parliament.

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  56. 81
    genghiz the kahn says:

    New cover for revised UK edition of P. J. O’Rourke’s ‘Parliament of Whores’ is accepted.

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  57. 82
    Ah! Monika says:

    Lets have a list of Parliamentarians who did not contribute to the Queen’s Jubilee Window.

    Time for a leak

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  58. 85
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Eye eye

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  59. 86
    The Dirty Rat. says:

    He really has been working on his Frankie Howard pout – almost perfect.

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  60. 88
    50 Calibre says:

    Is Blinkie Balls asleep or just bored stiff?

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  61. 89
    Professor " Lumiere " says:

    I thought ordon Bennett only had one eye . Should he not be saving his vision for his memoirs ?

    Oh — he’s written them already you tell me ? — and they were speedily remaindered ??

    Sacre Bleu !

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  62. 90
    Taxfodder says:

    It is obvious Gordon is not looking at her tits but more likely at Sallys check list on MP’s yet to agree to a blow job.

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  63. 93
    The Golem says:

    I think I’d rather ogle Siân Williams.

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  64. 94
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    No Gordon, you won’t find your moral compass down there.

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  65. 95
    Sue Brown says:

    Sue him.

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  66. 96
    dai says:

    at he end of the day you have got to admit she’s a pig

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  67. 97
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Bitty Bitty Gordon want Bitty !

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  68. 100
    Liberace says:

    What an old slapper. Sally’s just as bad.

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  69. 103
    Ivor Biggun says:

    The dozy work dodger is wondering how she managed to get both Millibands in there!

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  70. 106
    Anonymous says:

    I’m surprised Brown even remembered where Parliament was – particularly as he wasn’t lining his pockets with a fat fee.

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  71. 111
    Malcolm Tucker says:

    ‘”As me father, the late Reverend Broon used to say, ‘every Christian has a divine right’…….and your left’s not bad, either.”

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  72. 112
    Gaston Glock says:

    A Mentalist doing a Mental Undress.

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  73. 113
    buttons says:

    He was doing a “Nelson” he is blind in the left eye!

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