March 20th, 2012

Gordon Caught Looking Down Sally’s Top


  1. 1
    Ha says:

    The drugs DO work!

  2. 2
    Iain_31 says:

    dirty old goat

  3. 3
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Nothing to see …

  4. 4
    Bongler says:

    “Would you like to see my rocking horse Sally?”

  5. 5
    Selohesra says:

    Probably 0% growth down in the trouser department though

  6. 6
    Christine Lagarde says:

    Regard sa talents! He would not be able to do that if she were a Lehman brother!

  7. 7
    Robert Catesby says:

    They would have the most miserable babies.

  8. 8
    Tooth fairy says:

    One eyed monster comes out to play.

  9. 9
    Paddy off of big brother says:

    ill feckin deck im

  10. 10
    robbie says:

    do I detect some post neo classical erogenous growth theory?

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    That dress would look good on my bedroom floor… after I’ve tried it on

  12. 12
    Penfold says:

    MMMMMMMMMMMMh, lumpy porrdige………..

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    His false eye has popped out.

  14. 14
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    tittle tattle. at last. phew.

  15. 15
    Sizzla says:

    Sandwiched between Brown and Blair. I actually feel sorry for Sally.

  16. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    Now where did I drop my crayon ?

  17. 17
    Sally to Gordon says:

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    Slutty Sally says:

    “If you were half a man, Gordon, you’d have played with these. Everyone else has.”

  19. 19

    He’d probably claim that he was just looking at her briefs. Before he realised that sounded a lot worse again…

  20. 20
    Selohesra says:

    Its that big-titted (bigoted) woman

  21. 21
    algarve202 says:

    I can only see one tit

  22. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    Sally thought she had her wish – a safe Labour seat. and then Gordon sat down

  23. 23
    Maggies Pearl Necklace says:

    Gordon’s saying, “bitty mama!”

  24. 24
    Albert Hall says:

    That was shite.

  25. 25
    Henry Crun says:

    Who put me next to this big titted woman? Was it Sue

  26. 26
    John Inman says:

    Definitely something of the Frankie Howerd about him.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    The eye has it!

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    Joss Sayin says:

    He’s probably wondering what the hell they are.

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  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Everywhere I look I see Bust…

  31. 31
    Max says:

    “Ooh ‘ere Missus”

  32. 32
    Ah! Monika says:

    Wait ’till Sue shows him the photo.


  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wonder what they are.

  34. 34
    annette curton says:

    She looks pretty freaked out having to sit next to the weirdo in chief, the bogey man cometh.

  35. 35
    Steve Miliband says:


  36. 36

    Gordon’s eyesight is so bad, he probably thought she was the Queen

  37. 37
    Brown is a cock says:

    He was thinking “What are those?”

  38. 38
    Sally points the way says:

    How times have changed.
    I see Balls is behind nowadays!

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    annette curton says:

    Ps, I bet that’s the real story about how he lost his sight in one eye.

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    nellnewman says:

    Actually you have to feel pretty sorry for him. For a man who is only late fifties he looks to be in his dotage.

    Where on earth did he get all those wrinkles and jowls from?

  42. 42
    Gordon Brown, Part-Time MP (when he can be arsed to show up) says:

    “They shall cleave unto one another and become one flesh,” as my father used to say…

  43. 43
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    A worse sign is that you’re thinking late 50’s isnt old.

    Remember “clive dunn” played an old bloke when he was 48.

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown is Norman Bates says:

    Mother! Oh mother!

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    yeah, right.. says:

    Sally says ‘Eh, Gordon, when did you last feel one of these?’

    GB ‘That time I was rude about the old girl in Rochdale with the mike still on’

  46. 46

    No more boom.

    That is all.

  47. 47
    Call If You Need Me says:

    Be the first ones he’s been that close to. Picking a Turkey Baster in John Lewis is not really a relationship.

  48. 48
    annette curton says:

    Who cuts who?, Balls, Brown, Tits, Blair.

  49. 49
    Perse O'Nally says:

    ‘Now, I wonder if my Nokia is in there somewhere’

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    annette curton says:


  51. 51
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Balls in a semi-grimace behind McDoom is either…

    a. resisting choking a darkie
    b. holding a ‘shoot-through’ back
    c. stifling a wank

    Answers on a postcard please!

  52. 52
    E. Heath says:

    Brown faces the knockers (Old recycled Private Eye gag)…

  53. 53
    Big Brother says:

    Day four hundred and twenty one. Sally’s in the lounge. She has an apparition of a mad man letching her boobs

  54. 54
    scum scum scum says:

    I dont care if he is looking at her saggy old tits…all I see in that photo is a collection of bastards.

  55. 55
    JH says:

    Of course you do dear.

    He exemplifies the rank mediocrity in which you love to wallow.

  56. 56
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Gordon – “John told me you did a boob job”.
    Sally – “Thats’ funny, he said the same about you”.

  57. 57
    annette curton says:

    I must, I must, I must improve my bust… 0% increase.

  58. 58
    A Bloke Of A Certain Age says:

    Each to his/her own. Their perversions are a matter for them.

  59. 59
    ToonBob.... says:

    Get yer tits oot for the lads?

  60. 60
    Mornington Crescent says:

    It’s about the only time he sees a tit without looking at Sarah or in the mirror.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Just bust

  62. 62
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Not talking about me, of course, I am having a nice little pull now, on the sight of it.

  63. 63
    Helpful says:

    Are you sure he is looking at Blair’s Crotch?

  64. 64
    Tony Bliar never fooled me says:

    It pains me to say it but McDoom could do beter than that ugly old trout…

  65. 65
    ChrisB says:

    As the Aussies might say ” Good eye both”

  66. 66
    annette curton says:

    Any wags out there that can photoshop a titleist golf cap onto Gordons head?.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    bitty i want bitty.

  68. 68

    Yes, Broon & Bust – what a right pair of tits.

  69. 69
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    What was he looking at Her Cock??

  70. 70
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Three tits together.

  71. 71
    PM says:

    There’s a couple of huge tits either side of Sally.

  72. 72
    Desperate Dan says:

    Do Labour politicians think their wives take precedence over democraticly elected politicians or is it just that they don’t know how to behave and can’t be left on their own without a carer?

  73. 73
    Wilky says:

    Why, can she speak Russian…..?

  74. 74
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Storm in a C cup.

  75. 75
    finbar saunders says:

    Would he give her a pearl necklace.

  76. 76
    Rinka Scott says:

    The little guy is not as daft as I thought he was.

    If Brown plays his cards right he is in there: you can tell by her eyes.

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    Cat says:


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    Perse O'Nally says:

    He exemplifies the rank mediocrity which you love to swallow….apologies

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    nellnewman says:

    You have to wonder about sallyalley. Is she so unsure of her charms that she has to have all her bits and pieces on show in order to attract attention. You’d think she could at dress decently when she’s in parliament.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Gordon eyes up gold charm wondering what it’s now worth.

  81. 81
    genghiz the kahn says:

    New cover for revised UK edition of P. J. O’Rourke’s ‘Parliament of Whores’ is accepted.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Lets have a list of Parliamentarians who did not contribute to the Queen’s Jubilee Window.

    Time for a leak

  83. 83
    FatGatso says:

    Gordon’s always had his knockers…

  84. 84
    annette curton says:

    Standards have SLIPPED.

  85. 85
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Eye eye

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    The Dirty Rat. says:

    He really has been working on his Frankie Howard pout – almost perfect.

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    Chiel says:


  88. 88
    50 Calibre says:

    Is Blinkie Balls asleep or just bored stiff?

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    Professor " Lumiere " says:

    I thought ordon Bennett only had one eye . Should he not be saving his vision for his memoirs ?

    Oh — he’s written them already you tell me ? — and they were speedily remaindered ??

    Sacre Bleu !

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    Taxfodder says:

    It is obvious Gordon is not looking at her tits but more likely at Sallys check list on MP’s yet to agree to a blow job.

  91. 91
    F. Howerd (dec) says:

    Titter ye not! Ooo, no, mississ! Etc

  92. 92
    Sarah Twat the twitty tweeter says:

    Oooohhhh! My HERO!!

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    The Golem says:

    I think I’d rather ogle Siân Williams.

  94. 94
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    No Gordon, you won’t find your moral compass down there.

  95. 95
    Sue Brown says:

    Sue him.

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    dai says:

    at he end of the day you have got to admit she’s a pig

  97. 97
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Bitty Bitty Gordon want Bitty !

  98. 98
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    And Sarah is what ?

  99. 99
    stroppycow says:

    SO funny!!!

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    Liberace says:

    What an old slapper. Sally’s just as bad.

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    Tory Tolls says:

    Perhaps that where she keeps her hubby. Gordon may have been chatting with him.

  102. 102
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    No, there’s another one seated on the other side of La Ber-cow

  103. 103
    Ivor Biggun says:

    The dozy work dodger is wondering how she managed to get both Millibands in there!

  104. 104
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    And Balls at the rear.

  105. 105
    thedukeofhunslet says:

    GB – The view from here is quite fantastic. I’m glad I’m in the front row.
    SB – I know. We had a raffle for this last chair. I lost.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m surprised Brown even remembered where Parliament was – particularly as he wasn’t lining his pockets with a fat fee.

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Some of us are old enough to remember the infamous photo of Labour Minister George Brown, somewhat tired and emotional, staring down the cleavage of a young woman.

    Is Gordon the son of George? They both have the twat gene.

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    ” if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you”

    – Friedrich Nietzsche

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    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    I thought he was a Judy Garland fan?

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    A dog.

  111. 111
    Malcolm Tucker says:

    ‘”As me father, the late Reverend Broon used to say, ‘every Christian has a divine right’…….and your left’s not bad, either.”

  112. 112
    Gaston Glock says:

    A Mentalist doing a Mental Undress.

  113. 113
    buttons says:

    He was doing a “Nelson” he is blind in the left eye!

  114. 114
    Mr Magooo says:

    If I droped my glass eye down there would she let me search for it?

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