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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Harold Macmillan says:
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
The drugs DO work!
The eye has it!
Gordon’s eyesight is so bad, he probably thought she was the Queen
Sally says ‘Eh, Gordon, when did you last feel one of these?’
GB ‘That time I was rude about the old girl in Rochdale with the mike still on’
Get yer tits oot for the lads?
” if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you”
- Friedrich Nietzsche
What was he looking at Her Cock??
Perhaps that where she keeps her hubby. Gordon may have been chatting with him.
SO funny!!!
There’s a couple of huge tits either side of Sally.
Gordon’s always had his knockers…
I thought he was a Judy Garland fan?
Oooohhhh! My HERO!!
GB – The view from here is quite fantastic. I’m glad I’m in the front row.
SB – I know. We had a raffle for this last chair. I lost.
Some of us are old enough to remember the infamous photo of Labour Minister George Brown, somewhat tired and emotional, staring down the cleavage of a young woman.
Is Gordon the son of George? They both have the twat gene.
If I droped my glass eye down there would she let me search for it?
dirty old goat
It pains me to say it but McDoom could do beter than that ugly old trout…
Gordon eyes up gold charm wondering what it’s now worth.
brilliant
Nothing to see …
“Would you like to see my rocking horse Sally?”
Probably 0% growth down in the trouser department though
Not talking about me, of course, I am having a nice little pull now, on the sight of it.
Why, can she speak Russian…..?
Regard sa talents! He would not be able to do that if she were a Lehman brother!
They would have the most miserable babies.
One eyed monster comes out to play.
ill feckin deck im
do I detect some post neo classical erogenous growth theory?
That dress would look good on my bedroom floor… after I’ve tried it on
MMMMMMMMMMMMh, lumpy porrdige………..
His false eye has popped out.
tittle tattle. at last. phew.
Sandwiched between Brown and Blair. I actually feel sorry for Sally.
And Balls at the rear.
Now where did I drop my crayon ?
That was shite.
“If you were half a man, Gordon, you’d have played with these. Everyone else has.”
He’d probably claim that he was just looking at her briefs. Before he realised that sounded a lot worse again…
Its that big-titted (bigoted) woman
I can only see one tit
No, there’s another one seated on the other side of La Ber-cow
Sally thought she had her wish – a safe Labour seat. and then Gordon sat down
Gordon’s saying, “bitty mama!”
Who put me next to this big titted woman? Was it Sue
It’s about the only time he sees a tit without looking at Sarah or in the mirror.
Definitely something of the Frankie Howerd about him.
He’s probably wondering what the hell they are.
Tasteless
Each to his/her own. Their perversions are a matter for them.
Of course you do dear.
He exemplifies the rank mediocrity in which you love to wallow.
applause
He exemplifies the rank mediocrity which you love to swallow….apologies
Everywhere I look I see Bust…
I must, I must, I must improve my bust… 0% increase.
Yes, Broon & Bust – what a right pair of tits.
“Ooh ‘ere Missus”
Wait ’till Sue shows him the photo.
DUCK!!!!!
I wonder what they are.
She looks pretty freaked out having to sit next to the weirdo in chief, the bogey man cometh.
Ps, I bet that’s the real story about how he lost his sight in one eye.
He was thinking “What are those?”
How times have changed.
I see Balls is behind nowadays!
Who cuts who?, Balls, Brown, Tits, Blair.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2117420/Margaret-Thatcher-alcoholic-says-veteran-Argentine-politician.html
What a count!
Actually you have to feel pretty sorry for him. For a man who is only late fifties he looks to be in his dotage.
Where on earth did he get all those wrinkles and jowls from?
A worse sign is that you’re thinking late 50′s isnt old.
Remember “clive dunn” played an old bloke when he was 48.
Tessa?.
“They shall cleave unto one another and become one flesh,” as my father used to say…
Mother! Oh mother!
No more boom.
That is all.
Just bust
bitty i want bitty.
Be the first ones he’s been that close to. Picking a Turkey Baster in John Lewis is not really a relationship.
‘Now, I wonder if my Nokia is in there somewhere’
Balls in a semi-grimace behind McDoom is either…
a. resisting choking a darkie
b. holding a ‘shoot-through’ back
c. stifling a wank
Answers on a postcard please!
Brown faces the knockers (Old recycled Private Eye gag)…
Day four hundred and twenty one. Sally’s in the lounge. She has an apparition of a mad man letching her boobs
I dont care if he is looking at her saggy old tits…all I see in that photo is a collection of bastards.
Gordon – “John told me you did a boob job”.
Sally – “Thats’ funny, he said the same about you”.
Are you sure he is looking at Blair’s Crotch?
As the Aussies might say ” Good eye both”
Any wags out there that can photoshop a titleist golf cap onto Gordons head?.
Three tits together.
Do Labour politicians think their wives take precedence over democraticly elected politicians or is it just that they don’t know how to behave and can’t be left on their own without a carer?
Storm in a C cup.
Would he give her a pearl necklace.
The little guy is not as daft as I thought he was.
If Brown plays his cards right he is in there: you can tell by her eyes.
You have to wonder about sallyalley. Is she so unsure of her charms that she has to have all her bits and pieces on show in order to attract attention. You’d think she could at dress decently when she’s in parliament.
Standards have SLIPPED.
New cover for revised UK edition of P. J. O’Rourke’s ‘Parliament of Whores’ is accepted.
Lets have a list of Parliamentarians who did not contribute to the Queen’s Jubilee Window.
Time for a leak
Eye eye
He really has been working on his Frankie Howard pout – almost perfect.
Titter ye not! Ooo, no, mississ! Etc
Is Blinkie Balls asleep or just bored stiff?
I thought ordon Bennett only had one eye . Should he not be saving his vision for his memoirs ?
Oh — he’s written them already you tell me ? — and they were speedily remaindered ??
Sacre Bleu !
It is obvious Gordon is not looking at her tits but more likely at Sallys check list on MP’s yet to agree to a blow job.
I think I’d rather ogle Siân Williams.
No Gordon, you won’t find your moral compass down there.
Sue him.
at he end of the day you have got to admit she’s a pig
And Sarah is what ?
A dog.
Bitty Bitty Gordon want Bitty !
What an old slapper. Sally’s just as bad.
The dozy work dodger is wondering how she managed to get both Millibands in there!
I’m surprised Brown even remembered where Parliament was – particularly as he wasn’t lining his pockets with a fat fee.
‘”As me father, the late Reverend Broon used to say, ‘every Christian has a divine right’…….and your left’s not bad, either.”
A Mentalist doing a Mental Undress.
He was doing a “Nelson” he is blind in the left eye!