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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Nothing to see here.
Everything is good in moderation.
Including me ?
The debt you left behind was not in moderation.
Your attendances at the house are in moderation.
One imagines that you are that stupid enough to think that these cash out against each other.
I’m touched.
We know!
I recommend Anusol.
Coo-eeee!
You may have been experiencing some turbulence in recent years.
250 doctors vow to stand for Parliament.
a bit of turbulence alright.
BREAKING NEWS ++ Ed Milliband Office Broken Into
Police sources confirm several colouring books and crayons have been taken along with 10 unopened nasal sprays and a “I want to be PM” badge.
One thing they didn’t steal was ideas !
According to the Mailygraph:
“Labour Party officials were today trying to establish if any important policy papers or briefing notes were taken during the break-in.”
Important policy papers? In Miliband’s office? Hellloooooo?
I had a good laugh at Sky News’ Peter “spewing bollocks” Spencer who speculated it could be a Watergate style break-in.
Why would any Coalition member be even remotely threatened by Miliband to want to break into his office.
Perhaps Mr. Spencer should be pointing the finger a little closer to the Labour Party home where the real hostilities to Miliband lie, but you can’t expect joined up thinking from a News International journalist.
To be fair, Peter Spencer has done well for himself since him and his Son Draco got thrown out of Hogwarts.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
French general & politician (1769 – 1821)
Perhaps they could find no ideas to steal.
I had nothing to do with it this time. I’ve been dead for twenty years, fer Chrissakes.
You forgot several blank sheets of paper and the collected works of G Brown.
You forgot several blank sheets of paper, the collected works of G Brown.
People ask me why, and I tell them…..because I’m worth it.
The Barclaygraph on-line says ‘Labour leader’s suite of offices believed to be focus of police inquiry after door was reportedly found forced open by parliamentary staff’
There you go – case solved.
Mea culpa – the Gruinard !
Top o’ th’ marnin’ t’ yez, be jeezus! Now, yez’ll be good lads and not get TOO snockered now, will yez? I shouldn’t need t’ hafta come there an’ brain ya with me crozier, now, will I, ya blackguards ya?
Bejasus it bees de holy man hisself, can ye give us no pase on dis holy day, away an suffer deh sassenachs beggorrah!
Who is the next useless git to take over the Church of England?
Has there ever been a good one in our lifetimes?
I’m going to see if my great great great great uncle John will put in a good word for me.
I think Lord
VoldermortFondlebum might have something to say about that.Mornin mate !
Not Bashing the Bishop again are you ? LoL
Is that a sort of Hail fellow well met?
Or a male fellow’s helmet?
mornin’ wanker, now piss off
Me.
Which sense of C*v*rd*l**n?
The purple sense, of course.
Tried to respond last night
Yes, might have guessed you would clock it.
Ah! Monika
You can depend upon me…
…..to be a complete tosser.
Well, you would not want an incomplete one, would you?
in the, ‘you’re a spastic’ sense
Currently, it looks like the Ugandan shoe shine boy who can’t speak English is the bookies favourite…
How about the black ethnic homophobic self serving hypocritical thieving choirboy loving Archbishop of York.
he seems to tick all the churches requirements
A man in a frock worshiping a sky-pixie – you couldn’t make it up – but they DID!
Still trying to figure out if global warming came first?.
I thought god was supposed to be omnipresent, not just in the sky. Just sayin’, if you want your proposition to hold up.
If He’s omipresent, that means He’s in my toilet bowl, and I just had a massive crap on His face.
god is everywhere and everything, so he don’t give a shit.
What’s it like, dedicating your life to the worship of a pretend sky pixie?
There you go again, what’s with the sky pixie ffs? Don’t you understand long words like omnipresent? Bless.
The Sky Pixie slur is just so last year I mean fucks sake cant you athiest c unts think of something original for a change instead of parroting what some other wanker said. Flying Spaghetti monsters and teapots are all also passe.
I’m an atheist, and just because I believe god doesn’t exist, he doesn’t exist, he just doesn’t, and that’s the end of it. These are some of the reasons why.
1) Why would god invent something nasty like death, which I don’t agree with? We should all be immortal and have 1,573 orgasms per day (or thereabouts).
2) Why only seven basic colours? I’m sure if there was a god we’d have more and better colours.
3) Why would a benevolent god permit grave injustices like some men having bigger cocks than others?
4) Why doesn’t he come round my house for a chat sometime? I’m sure that for someone who controls time it would be easy to go round everybody’s house to prove his existence, especially to us atheists who must be a thorn in his side (hehe)
5) I’m not rich or ever won the lottery.
6) Why would a benevolent god let us invent guns and war? Surely he would intervene and disillusion us of our belief in free will.
7) Piers Morgan……why?
There are more than seven colours it is just that you do not see them
All right, you made your point, the Church of Rome WAS corrupt back in the 16th C….my predecessor probably could have given King Henry an annulment… You lot have had a good run for almost 500 years…don’t you think it’s time we talked about it? You know, getting back together? I’m not trying to be unkind, but…you know, the Anglican brand name isn’t what it used to be, and…you know, we’ll even throw in married priests– too many incidents with the kids; so I’m thinking, former-Anglican married priests might be a solution…Tell me you’ll at least consider it, OK?
Heil Hitler!
I Hear John Prescott has put in for the Job.
I’m not a God-Botherer, but here’s a hint!
The Head of the CoE should believe in God, not Marx.
/hint
Agreed, I haven’t created any wealth this week because I don’t want to pay the UK’s cruel taxes to subsidise benefit spongers and public sector parasites.
You’ve nailed that perfectly AC1…
thx.
It’s OK for ragheads to bomb indiscriminately, but it’s not OK for a US soldier to waste a few of them?
You don’t believe in the moral high ground then ?
No.
We should never have been in Affy in the first place.
Bush and Blair were idiots putting our good brave men in harm’s way.
A Little Boy dropped on Kabul would have stopped their nonsense.
Japan didn’t misbehave again after the Enola Gay’s fly by did it?
I f the Russians couldnt sort out the shit in Afgan, why the fuckin hell did anyone think we could……….
Well I think we should’ve wafted through, whacked the Taliban and their supporting villages (in Afghanistan and Pakistan) and left.
None of this nation building in a pre-civilisation culture that cannot take it.
Well I think we should’ve wafted through, whacked the Taliban and their supporting villages (in Afgh4nistan and P4kistan) and left.
None of this nation building in a pre-civilisation culture that cannot take it.
Have you noticed this has not caused the same riots as the Koran burning? Strange.
They respect these sort of actions.
Treat afghans mean and it keeps ‘em keen.
Thieves ‘break into Ed Miliband’s office’ in audacious Houses of Parliament break-in. Daily Mail.
We need a DEEP THROAT
So do I, but there’s no chance with my missus!
I know a few who might be able to help. Boaz.
I don’t know she was on fire the other day while you were at work the other day.
What were they looking for the Dandy and the the Beano or Dan Dare or some Giles cartoon books, they couldn’t be looking for ideas and thoughts written down as the judge has already said they are dreams.
“If you look long enough into the void Milliband begins to look back through you.”
+ 1
I knew that – (aside) – I didn’t know that !
Can the BBC explain why Jo Coburn of the Daily Politics show was helping out Harriet Harman during their interview.
Does Coburn think Harman would help her in any way.
Biased Broadcasting at it’s best.
And that Guardian woman on the same show said it was unfair to expect Harman to have the facts and figures. Ed Miliband’s deputy doesn’t know the facts and figures.
Labour are a disgrace.
She broke in his office last night to get a copy !
Could have been a Labour politician
Desperate to find out what ED’s policies actually are ?
It’s a distinct possibility.
No. Ed locked himself in his office and accidentally swallowed the key. Someone had to break in to let him out.
I like the idea it was something to do with Harman looking for those costings !
LOL no wonder she couldnt find them.
More likely one of Ed’s people, so that he can claim that his policy has been stolen.
Because they’re all women. They probably get their husbands to fucking reverse their fucking cars out before they go off to pretend to run the fucking country.
Hey I’d like Harman next to me in a trench armed with a bren. Why not give em a destroyer while your at it.
Never let facts get in the way of a pathetic Liebour ‘policy’
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17401158
None of the family – like Liebour – are any good with numbers.
How was I supposed to Know I was only the Party Treasurer!
FFS He had been an MP for ONE Month and already has committed TWO counts of fraud and he just has to say sorry to half a dozen sleeping MP’s !
Great job if you can get one (for a woman)
Just ‘cos Harriet’s no financial whizz
And none of the muppets in Labour is
That doesn’t raise Dave to the rank of god
When, in fact, he’s just as silly a sod
It seems his guru was not Blair but Brown
Now, will Fawkes please blow all Parliament down?
Why should she, a woman, be expected to understand manmade sumsie wumsies when they cannot be used to express the female world unlike interpretiver dance which Harriet is an expert in?
It was Eric Joyce looking for somewhere to take a dump
Top week Sir.
I disagree with Ed.
Does that mean he’s on the right track ?
I always despised you, Gordon. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/9150115/Ed-Balls-working-for-Gordon-Brown-was-debilitating.html
So you persuaded El Gordo to throw away our gold to ensure that everyone would turn against the one-eyed git and make way for you – is that it ?
It wasn’t just Ed Ballsup who persuaded El Gordo to give away our gold reserves. Goldman Sachs had a big input after they tried short selling gold but the markets wouldn’t play ball which would have left them with a multi-million dollar loss. They had to look around for some economic illiterate they could persuade to offload a shitload of the yellow stuff at a rock bottom price to drive down market values. They didn’t have far to look as they were already embedded within New Labour.
Posting modded at 5.48p.m., still modded at 12.49 a.m.. What the feck is going on with modbot? It will soon be a waste of time posting on this site if Guido doesn’t moderate his fucking modbot!
Weekend service, C.O.M. We all know it’s crazy, but have you tried figuring out what the offending words are, adjusting them slightly and reposting ?
The trouble is that there are quite a few words on the proscribed list, and WordPress just picks them up wherever they appe@r. Here are some of the words believed to be on the current list :
pea, harry, drive, cole, paul, turd, stain, bankrupt, rice
That first one seems to cause the most grief since it forms part of so many other words. There are various ways round it, as you can see.
Oh, and don’t use a lot of hyperlinks – that’s another WordPress no-no.
No wonder he had no friends at school (so I am told).
haha, like you did AC1, you tit.
get well soon.
get stuffed
No, Honestly for all our sakes I hope your mental illness gets better.
i’ve been bashing your skull on here for years, looks like it’s having a lasting effect. good.
Oh you mean your mental ramblings? We know you’ve been very mentally unwell for years.
Do you always control your need for random acts of violence through writing? If so, well done you’re on the beginning of your cure!
Notice how the Telegraph aren’t allowing comments on this interview
i want basketball to be in the olympics now
Teddy is excellent at caber tossing, for which he’s won many gold medals.
I think you mean ‘TOSSING’ – like you taught me to.
Tosser!
More gold medals for 6′ plus black guys then. Dave never misses an opportunity to ignore his core constituents.
These people don’t.
http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2012/03/15/olympic-construction-at-leyton-marsh-bomb-and-protest-update-13186693/
Yep, you can’t take the peat bog out of the Irish peasant…
We can confirm that during the recent break in at Mr Milliband’s offices, no policy documents were found by the thieves. After an exhaustive search we were unable to locate any either.
Ed’s only policy is to look and sound like a mong.
If the leader of the oppositions offices were anything like when I worked at Parliament,it would be hard to tell if the fucking place had been ransacked or not.
A broken window on the door maybe but that would only indicate that Eric Joyce had been to visit.
Sure t’was St Patrick who rid us of all der trowser snakes in old Oireland.
St Patrick’s Day is so bogus.
+1
When your national Saint’s day exists purely to boost the prof!ts of an English beverage company, it’s time to call it a day. So to spe@k.
Happy St Patricks Day
Save Ed!
Well done the boyos.
Worthy champions.
+1
Sorry, can’t hear you. What did you say. It’s a bit noisy here.
What a fucking car crash this woman is. Former Government minister FFS Just shows you what a privilleged upbring can get you.
She only nicked another car. It is not as if she killed someone while texting which a Labour MP did. But did not because he is asian.
I mean seriously…is she for real.
She gives me the hump.
The latest on banker resignations:
http://americankabuki.blogspot.com.au/p/131-resignations-from-world-banks.html
358 already!
Long may they continue!
Hope you have learned the lesson.
The latest on banker resignations:
http://americankabuki.blogspot.com.au/p/131-resignations-from-world-banks.html
358 already!
Long may they continue!
20,000+ extra resignations that no one is reporting
http://nesaranews.blogspot.ca/2012/03/20000-extra-resignations-that-no-one-is.html
Fraud on an unimaginable scale
I’m off to the Races
With my Chipping Norton friends, they are out on bail again…..
But they are so rich and connected….
I have another horse for you from the M
Love
R
Surely you have a poodle for him Rebbie ?
A good little bit of further ethic cleansing today what Guido ?
Bomb them kill them and then deport the rest ?
Since you stated that “Jordan is Palestine”, you think all Palestinians should be transferred to Jordan
or killed ?
He seems to be getting quite hitlerian for a libertarian !
Oh right, Hitler must have been a big fan of Israel.
You may like to turn that statement on its head, Guido’s Conscience. It seems that the Palestinian leadership are on record as saying that once they’ve finished off Israel, they intend taking down Jordan and incorporating it into a Palestinian state. Google it for the exact wording if you don’t believe me.
A leading I s r a e li newspaper says
http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/opinion/ethnic-cleansing-of-palestinians-or-democratic-israel-at-work-1.361196
I thought Jordan was Katie Price?
Shhhh…
Here you are, now don’t tell anyone!
http://sq.4mg.com/NationIQ.htm
Sort of says how useless the IQ test really is.
Did you see today’s Times? They have sample tests for recruits to the Police Farce. The sort of questions we used to get when we were about 7. One is: “Mary has a £5 note, four 20p coins and five 2p coins. How much money does Mary have?”
And get this: it’s multiple choice.
No wonder all police are f*cking thick.
The correct answer, of course, is “Depends on whether the money is actually considered to be Mary’s or whether the money is deemed to be going through some sort of tax shelter devised by Peter Auguste, Chartered Accountants, Brighton, in which case, though she may have it in hand, strictly speeking, it is not hers per se.”
The stuff Plod need to know nowadays…
What does “deemed” mean?
I feel you may have meant ‘demeaned’ – as in feeling oppressed, slighted, not given respect and in that sense damaging the client’s (or clearly innocent person’s) own self-respect.
This is the bread-and-butter day-to-day common-or-garden work of the police, with special emphasis on racial and/or religious slights EXCEPT where they concern white christian (or anglo-saxon) heterosexual, working, indigenous persons. In which they can be ignored and then charged with one or more hate crimes.
The answer is nothing. Because Ahmed has just half-inched it whilst the police were holding these stupid tests to determine the existence of a single braincell.
Break in at Eds office , only file found to be missing was shad cabinet reshuffle
The venerable Rowan Williams is to stand down , but not before overseeing 7 diffcult prospects for the synod . My only thoughts are , it was right for him to stand down and pursue his more academic aspects , noting that when establishments become academic execises there are useually many questions in its wake . Homosexual marriage was one would have thought , a situation where not much discussion was needed , and it has caused a great deal of thought , some missing the point about the definition marriage changing and its angles , some missing Ed the younger has absolutely nothing to say on the matter . Nor is it particulary the CofE that is much troubled . Some commentators have considered it may well split , in which case we perhaps have to consider our differences a little more and the lasting spirit , of it and make somthing of our respective Historys that does not trouble either as both churches have somthing of God and service . I am perhaps most concerned about Cranmers legacy , which runs through my churches history ,as beautiful lyrics. I would think somthing that understands and respects a history not looked at through the eye of rejection , but one of seeing why reason is as much a part as authority . Accomodation may be one word one could use and yet respecting independence is another knowing full well 500yrs have passed and it being insoluable in its old terminology . Apart we cannot combine , together we struggle , even though it is a more earthly matter compared to the Nicene creed .
I am sure our respective minds will need some time to consider we interact correctly and not have hidden excuses , or feelings of deep error or offence . It can never be a cheap cut and paste job for either chruch . I hope that considered private dialogue will discern all aspects and find what we can live with and what it is possible that is gods imagination . Pope Bendict must be as aware of the need to folllow in the historic footsteps , as in other churches . If it comes to nothing more than a perhaps an odd special dispensation for curios , but the church works better in the world , then that must be good , lest both primates find themselves in the belly of a large fish and not serving the people .
It does feel right to work together , going back is loss , I do not have much answers for the details , English is different to Latin , Latin opera as good as Shakespear . Strangers to one another is resolvable , alienation from god isnt.
Are you perchance a moist robot ?
I think he doesn’t understand commenting.
Rule1. Use paragraphs
Rule2. No more than one paragraph.
The time has come for me to . . . um . . . er . . . . announce . . a . . er . . . an . . er . . important announcement . . . . but first I have to . . er . . . um . . .have . . to um . . make the . . er. . decision whether to make the announcement . . and that takes us into realms of . . er. . . decision . . . making . . . and so . . . brethren . . if . . I may make . . so . . um . . er. . bold. . .as . . to call . . you um . . brethren . . because of course . . there may be sistren . . and um . . those on . . a . journey . . of moving . . um . . between . . one . . and the . . the other um . . not . . I . .hasten . . um . . to add . . that one is better than . . or more flavoured . . did I say . . flavoured ? O gracious me . . no . . I have never um . . tasted one . . to compare it to the other . . um . . .favoured than the other . . oh dear . . . . ah! the gong for dinner! . . .
Let us pray . . for wisdom . . . and for . . um . . Mr. . . Obama . . and um . . our brethren . . and um . . sistren at the um . . er. . Grouniad. . and um . . BBC . .
Halt’s Maul und hau ab, du Arschloch!
Bring on brother Sentamu , a chap who has lived in the real world and who is a true yorkshireman
The downside is, he believes in a make-believe magic sky ghost. A sky ghost so powerful it can set fire to a bush. “Oh yea, tremble in fear at the power of the magic bush-burning sky ghost!”
That suggests a question to be asked at the job interview: “Do you believe in a make-believe magic sky pixie?”
Anyone who answers “yes” is not only unsuitable for the job, they’re unsuitable for ANY job.
I’ll take him!
Hey guys – trust me, – I’m very Very VERY wealthy! – and a straightkindaguy!
As is ARS above, just the final E missing, if ARS doesn’t want to believe in God then fine, it’s not mandated, but no need to spit venom on those that do. Go and find something useful; to do that will further your own life.
Twas in tha’ yar’
of 2012
that Brother Brhoon
tha’ greatest man in toon’
said
ah’m doon
ah’m fuck’d
ah’m goona
put ma spannocks
doon!
Ah’n he did
ah’n tha’ wuld
wa’
a betta’ place!
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Ohh man! yo speakin ma langwidge!
how do we know that your twitter hasnt been hacked and this message isnt a fake too
Hello.
Hello co-conspirators. Hope you’ve had a good night. I’m pissed as fuck. Good times. Night all.
You do though have a problem with the Guido brand and I am sure you are aware of it.
The Daily Mail, Guardian and a few others have caught up with you and are now providing great online interactive experiences. Even more they provide multiple choice while you are stuck on one rut.
I’d like you to succeed but I am sure your current model is DEAD.
Great online interactive experiences? You mean, “their websites are good”?
SS-SKRRREEEWWWTT!!! (crest) (cuttle) (sploot) A-HUUURRRKKK!!!
My one’s very much alive…
“retire too”??
O come now! IT’S NOT QUITE LIKE THAT!
Rather, – it’s ALL MUST ‘OF’ PRIZES!
Innit – knowotoymeen?
Like, – ‘n that
To think the fat illiterate mong wanted to become PM.
He did. Forgotten already, except for the big stinking pile of debt he left behind.
Is she going ? Wouldn’t that be loverly ?
Maybe Diane should retire, too.
Well then, Diane, what do you plan to do once you’ve left Parliament? How will you spend your time?
…”wot thinks things are ‘headed’ this way” Don’t ask me how I messed up, ‘coz I can’t tell you. (Probably hit “enter” button instead of inverted commas.)
HOMOPHONE!!!!
Dear me, has our Parliament now descended
To obscenities that can’t be defended?
Although some may rejoice in brawls in the bar
Four-letter cussing in the House goes too far
Then again, if Mr Squeaker missed this tirade
Did it happen, or does he need a hearing aid?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116559/Claire-Perrys-letter-tirade-Tory-MP-Douglas-Carswell.html
Live Aid’s Bob Geldof is among stars reported to be dodging tax by using offshore accounts. Why am I not surprised?
Bollinger Bolsheviks anyone ?
Maybe he understands that giving money to this government means they’ll give it to politically connected people in foreign countries and make things worse.
If you fancy kicking in your TV, Blinky is on Andrew Marr shortly.
Has anyone ever seen George Osborne and Piers Morgan in the same room?
No. And who would ever want to?
Hopefully someone with a bomb.
A relaxed performance from Ballsatingcabbagetripe. After all he was amongst friends.
Another good week in that another name can be crossed off:
Bliar (politico) – gone!
Bliar (policio) – gone!
Brhoon – gone!
Blinky – gone!
Preztl – gone!
Mandlescum – gone!
Wonky Williams – GOING!!
Rumpy-Pumpy –
Wavy-Dave –
Vincey Babe –
Cleggomania -
Do they create these liberal elites in a secret laboratory somewhere?
If so, could they make them with an IQ next time (might prevent them being libral though)?
On BBC News
“Speeding penalty point dodgers face prison, police warn
By Samantha Fenwick Reporter, 5 Live Investigates ”
“Deputy Chief Constable Suzette Davenport from the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) says it is important this type of crime is not trivialised.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17365818
Yes, Suzie, get your priorities right and leave the real criminals to get on with looting and pillaging this once-great country.
She’s probably another useless fat bitch over promoted.
Despite her title this women is NOT a police officer and has got no authority in this matter. ACPO, who employ her, is a private limited company.
I could call myself Chief Constable in my company but it doesn’t make me a policeman and doesn’t qualify me to make statements about sentencing.
Isn’t impersonating a police officer a crime?
Someone should report her.
YEs sSuzette you put Harriet Harman over your knee and you slap her botty wotty for being boldy woldy and driving away from the accidenty wenty and having no insurance woorance.
ARBEIT MACHT FREI
How many times do I have to tell all you people, the LDS church IS a Christian church, just not like what you’re used to.
Hey don’t worry, Obama’s church wont make the MSM, as it’s only a violently anti-white black-supremacist run of the mill religious establishment….
Dave certainly seems to be against Christians with his homosexual marriages, banning crosses and now suspending the Sunday trading laws.
Mr Cameron is a poor prime minister.
The last one would have taken some beating but it looks like he’s winning the contest.
I agree.
He’s as much removed from reality as the last car crash, and that’s saying something.
I say chaps!!! That’s a bit strong!
I’m very good at making speeches – watt!
And my poses behind the podium are second-to-none! watt!
Ah Darling! – is luncheon ready? Charles and I are famished! – care for some more Krug?
Indeed, saying one thing and doing another doesn’t bode well.
Mr Cameron is a RICH Prime Minister!
Nonsense !
Start the process of removing CofE as a visible and active part of public life, when complete do the same for all religions, no Burkahs or Hajib (or whatever) in public, no weird orthodox sects etc.
Good strategy.
But Dave is only attacking the Christian church. Like Blair and Brown he is pandering to the Muslims and homosexuals.
Was there anything stolen from Eds office during the break in?
Several blank sheets of paper
A box of crayons
An “i want to be primeminister” badge
The diary of Ed Miliband aged 14 3/4
A sinus spray and a nappy.
Two BIC pens (unused) !
A rubik’s cube and a bust of Lenin.
Some lube and a video of him blagging the Labour leadership
Mission impossible, only 30 seconds left to disarm the Rubik cube, cunningly hidden in the bust of Harriet Harman.
“Party Leadership for Dummies” (Second Hand, “property of DC” written inside the jacket)
Chairman Mao Tse Tung’s little red book
The complete works of Wallace and Gromit.
Plasticine and some wensleydale cheese.
The keys to a Morris Minor and an unused durex
A pair of silver ballet shoes, size 4. A half used tube of hemorrhoid cream and a used Kleenex tissue.
The rich have suffered enough already :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/17/budget-2012-nick-clegg
How are we expected to get growth in the economy when the entrepreneurs, investors and risk takers have fecked off abroad to countries that have the intelligence to see the benefit in having wealth creators in their country? I hate the rich as much as anybody but pragmatism must come before before envy and jealousy. We got out of the economic shite in the 80s and 90s by reducing tax rates for the rich. Why should we not do the same now? Where is the logic in punishing the rich and in doing so making the poor poorer and increasing unemployment? I see none at all.
You lot have no idea how to grow an economy, I am the genius that did away with bust and game us a decade of boom. We did it by borrowing, thieving off the workers and printing.
F*ck off most incompetent PM in history, a Phd in History makes you as qualified to be Chancellor and understand economics, as Handycock is to give lectures on moral values, and the outcomes on both the same, disaster.
How dare you criticise me Archbishop. I will have you know that I have dedicated my life to serving others. I have been in politics since the age of 21, and am a very rich man as a consequence. Boaz.
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/handycock-rides-gravy-train.html
Why hasn’t this Crook, Pervert, Spy and Defrauder of Taxpayer’s been locked up. IPSA has a lot to answer for not holding him to account, or is he being protected by the Freemasons? Whatever, the man is a disgrace and an embarrassment to Parliament his Party and the Country, which has clearly gone to the dogs, by not holding him to account.
One has to agree with one’s husband about this piece of shit.
Everytime I plant an article in the local News through my Brothers Editor and Deputy editor, it backfires on me, oh woe is me what can I do.? Boaz.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/environment/mp-backs-earth-hour-1-3637236
Handycock!
Who said that ?
I see the RSPB is advertising here. So I followed the link and it is ever so political urging people to email George Osborne. I trust the Charity commission will have something to say about this. And why doesn’t the RSPB object to bat and bird mincing windmills?
http://www.rspb.org.uk/savingspecialplaces/index.aspx?widgetsource=adnetwork
RSPB=Royal Society for the Protection of Bankers
Vulture.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/White-backed_vultures_eating_a_dead_wildebeest.JPG
I want to go on record as saying how deeply disturbed I am at the news of my brother’s office having been broken into. Whatever the differences between him and me, such an act can only bring out the brother in me, and…
OH, bloody hell, it’s no use, I can’t go through with it! OK– you want the truth? I broke in, all right? There– I said it! And I’m glad! I broke in! I wanted to see what it felt like to sit behind Ed’s desk– which should have been MY desk! Yeah, I DID IT! And I’m proud of myself , do you hear, PROUD!
(*laughs uncontrollably as police put on the darbies and lead him away*)
Not in the same league as the Met breaking into House of Commons offices, rifling through private constituents correspondence and then arresting Damien Green and holding him for 9 hours on some trumped up excuse using a Labour anti-terrorist law.
Come on, the Common’s Sergent at Arms isn’t a political post and would never let that happen.
Well, that’s set my mind at rest.
I approved the Met’s break in of Damien Green’s office
By telephone….
What’s happened to the Sunday sleaze Guido? I can’t believe all our politicians have given up sleaze for lent, it is not in their nature.
Amusing little article on Murdoch
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-mole-at-murdochs-evil-empire
Thought what his Evil Empite had done is far from amusing….
And another evil empire caught in the cross hairs of Justice
http://reinep.wordpress.com/2011/11/04/goldman-sachs-are-criminals-and-evil-profiteers/
The Greed of George Osborne !
Relaxing the Sunday trading laws Just for the 8 weeks of the Olympics
We are in such shit , that he even needs the tiny amount of tax take
this will bring in
Greedy useless bastard !
yes. we need to end special trading laws for sunday.
I thought the idea behind Sunday trading laws was because of some old fashioned religious significance for that day, so now the Olympics can take precedence over God (but just for 8 weeks), ROFL.
Give me a break
I am just listening to Guido and all of you so-called libertarians…
You all want to be plastered this Summer…
I am just helping you
And Guido should love me as the heir to a real Oirish barontcy….from just before Cromwell’s time…
And now Guido supports the Dead Tree Press
You are going backwards on this blog…
Hello Toilets !
http://mrishmael.blogspot.fr/2011/07/toilets-maguire-dragged-into.html
And what about your phone hacking you old hypocrite Toilets ?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14259180
Is that why we don’t see you on the TV much any more ?
Why aren’t you talking about ME any more
Have I been found out ?
We do love all the coverage Guido
I can claim to be a double vicitim now if you know what I mean
(That’s what Mandy told me….)
We are more famous and powerful than Jesus.
The love of money is the root of all good.
We quite agree
That is why I have lost half of my pension fund
IOC = Is Obviously Corrupt
Oh no yer not!
This is priceless from Guido’s Dead Tree Press
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/241147/Spy-fears-in-raid-of-Ed-Miliband-s-offices/
We are suspected of spying on Ed Milliband
We want to say loud and clear that he is NO interest to us (or to the people of Britain)
But if you wanted to raise a country to ruin wouldn’t making Ed its leader be worth all the nuclear bombs in China?
What beautiful shyt Star on Sunday is producing alongside Gwido
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/columnists/view/241090/Gay-reform-far-too-civil/
In the good old days you used to get hats like that in Christmas crackers
How could a gay couple possibility compete with that garb at a wedding ceremony?.
Elton would have a good try.
The bish is pinball wizard.
Not Ken again.
WHY NOT ??
keep the good job
Hello Again !
Cameron and Clegg are the Tantric two or TANTRIC TORIES”