Red Rowan Williams, the communist who managed to infiltrate the very top of the Church of England, has announced he’s stepping down as Archbishop of Canterbury. Given that his increasingly mad ramblings of late have managed to upset everyone from the government to his own flock, this hardly comes as a surprise. Sadly he plans to kick around until December…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Mad as a hatter
I understand that God does not believe in Rowan Williams.
He’s been spe…talking to you has He?
You’ve been in that dark box too long. playing havoc with your mind.
I never thought I would see the day that Red Rowan Williams would prove himself to be even more conservative than a conservative Prime Minister. But on the repulsive idea of allowing utterly abnormal marriages, The Archbishop certainly is more to the right and more in touch with the public mood than Cameron is.
Speed limit to be retrospectively fixed at 100mph (miles per hunhe)
You nearly said the dastardly vegetable instead of walking in the path of the Lord…
I communicated with the Flying Spaghetti Monster last night when his noodly appendages slipped down my throat.
Will Sentamu fill the gap?
*He changed his name by deed poll from Sentamew*
There’s not a lot of people know that.
“Will Sentamu fill the gap?”
That would truly signify the arrival of this country at the bottom of the multicultural barrel…
The man who transformed the C of E into the lunatic wing of the LibDems
I went to a ‘Church’ recently. Not sure if it had any religous stuff left over- but the noticeboard and the C of E newspaper read like the Socialist Worker.
Question
Is there a bonkers Lefty cause that the C of E has not adopted (bar Gay weddings).
What the fuck is Sentamew? A cat forwarding service?
dont worry , he will be replaced by another frock wearing commie.
No doubt it will be one who supports homosexual marriage and all sorts of politically correct bollocks!
I will not call it ‘gay marriage’, because gay means happy, or joy-full, or convivial, or cheerful, or frolicsome, or gleeful, or insouciant and most all marriages are supposed to be happy and festive celebrations of normal romantic love.
Not “gay” myself, but just supposing, misterned, that you could grind up all the known universe as small as possible, how many atoms of “normal” could you separate out, or wass that just a hysterical knee jerk reaction? Being gay isn’t contagious or compulsory you know!
Although pressing “S” twice at the end of “was” in mid-rant apparently is!
Homosexuals are free to do what they want in private and come to civil partnership agreements. They should not however confuse tolerance for compulsory acceptance and approval. Most people in this country do not accept that anyone other than men and women can marry.
Legal in Canada now. Why, you could be hauled up by one of our sinister Human Rights Trubunals just for thinking such thoughts.
Sorry, I missed the process where we delegate all our thought processes to the Canadians. They are lovely people of course, but sometimes they are wrong. How about choosing some other country to out-source thinking to?
Just letting you know the way it is in our neck if the woods. No need to get all offended. Meow!
Verity! Is that really you?
Well, Business Cat, you are probably aware of the tribulations (not to say trials!) of the celebrated Mark Steyn in that benighted land?
Soon, boys,soon.
RTFM.
I said:
Lev 18:22-23 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”
Lev 20:13 “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.”
If you believe the Bible is My Word, then obey it. Not just the bits you like.
If you don’t believe it is My Word, don’t use the Bible to justify your views or act as a justification of your faith when it suits you.
It’s not a fucking pick’n'mix.
So why anyone who likes putting their willy up other men’s bottoms would want to join my religion is a complete mystery, and I am speaking as someone who knows about mystery. Perhaps they haven’t thought it through.
If you don’t like my rules, fuck off and found your own religion.
RTFM.
I said:
Lev 18:22-23 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”
Lev 20:13 “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.”
If you believe the Bible is My Word, then obey it. Not just the bits you like.
If you don’t believe it is My Word, don’t use the Bible to justify your views or act as a justification of your faith when it suits you.
It’s not a fucking pick’n’mix.
So why anyone who likes putting their willy up other men’s bottoms would want to join my religion is a complete mystery, and I am talking as someone who knows about mystery. Perhaps they haven’t thought it through.
If you don’t like my rules, fuck off and found your own religion.
PS – Modbot – MY WORD is not for moderation. Do that again and you will burn in hell.
Peace and love,
God
RTFM.
I said:
Lev 18:22-23 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”
Lev 20:13 “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.”
If you believe the Bible is My Word, then obey it. Not just the bits you like.
If you don’t believe it is My Word, don’t use the Bible to justify your views or act as a justification of your faith when it suits you.
It’s not a fucking pick’n’mix.
So why anyone who likes putting their willy up other men’s bottoms would want to join my religion is a complete mystery, and I am talking as someone who knows about mystery. Perhaps they haven’t thought it through.
If you don’t like my rules, fuck off and found your own religion.
PS – Modbot – MY WORD is not for moderation. Do that again and you will burn in hell.
Pe*ce and love,
God
He always looks so scruffy.
Don’t the church supply razors for the Archbishop?
Looks at bit like me, not to worry as he is a fellow Brother. I have been having a few problems lately with people on this blog accusing Portsmouth City Council of being corrupt and run by Freemasons, which of course it is. I used my influence to have this article placed in the local Newspaper; the Editor and his Deputy are both members of the Lodge. This should kill any speculation that Masons are corrupt. Kenneth Noye is a Mason you know. Boaz.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/lifestyle/i-get-such-a-lot-out-of-being-a-freemason-1-3617207
Haven’t you got a barber in there somewhere?
Mind you, he’d have to go for an estimate first!
But can a cat become a Freemason? Jahbulon.
Well done Handy. A good bit of PR from you, and your fellow Brothers, the Leader, Chief Executive, Monitoring Officer and Bosses of the News. Best to let the great unwashed think that we are simply a charitable organisation, instead of what is really going on, especially in Portsmouth. Do you think your ‘boys’ down there can fix me up with a villa in Spain too? Boaz.
No – they tried Occams once, but found that there was no God, so it was banned – you don’t want to put yourself out of a job, after all!
Wouldn’t tbe application of Occam’s razor to the question, “does God exist”, suggest that He does. I say this because creation is the evidence to a prime mover and in the absence of any other conclusive explanation then the most likely????
Who created God then?
Logic FAIL.
OF late.
Bugger! Who will implement Sharia in UK now?
Me.When I’m mayor of London.
Mashhallah
Where would we be without brothers like you and Galloway
May you be blessed with many virgins and even more fraudulent postal votes
+ many!
Arent you commissioning a new car – the Vauxhall Sharia ?
That would be bloody ridiculous. A Mayor of London commissioning a new vehicle? Even Ken’s not daft enough to try such a trick.
Yes you are quite correct apart from “investment vehicles” that is
He can’t hail a cab for love nor money so it’s a possible, isn’t it?
Yeah, being a ladies’ model, it was to be a symbol of how progressive nd equitable Islam can be. But it’s been shelved – found that the prescribed specifications for the prototype endowed it with poor visibility. It had no windows and a 2″ deep windscreen.
So Ken Livingstone, you are in favour of homosexual marriages. Yet you also support and are close friends with Islamic extremist fundamentalists. Lemme guess, you will have London open-top bendy-bus tours which stop by at a homosexual wedding, where visitors can watch a wedding ceremony, followed by a reception, followed by a stoning where the newly married couple are killed by Muslims.
What a fucked up person you are Ken.
Logic is not a strong point in the political class.
My mate John from York is a shoe in, said the actress !
bearded twat
Don’t forget the eyebrows
Off to the mighty Magdalene!!
You do realise that if Alex salmond were to step in front of a bus, then Scotch nationalism would be dead in the water?
The bus wouldn’t come off very well either.
I can only hope…
That is bad taste
It wouldnt
You do realise If you were to say that in front of me you would be heading for the nearest A&E, you snot gobbling shirt lifting sister shagging bed wetting sad fucked up hollow chested jumped up waste of carbon. “Scotch” as you called us is a drink, and a very good one that pours billions in revenues in to the gaping homo sexual maw of London. Where in between bouts of sticking their willies up each others arses they decide how much pocket money we can have back. Now fuck of and die.
Is this gentleman not a little over-excited?
Not a communist, a liberal.
What, a liberal communist?
Anyone for Buddha?
No, a liberal.
He believes in capitalism, he just thinks it should be the cuddly kind (i.e. one that doesn’t make people of his type feel guilty).
Like all liberals he is wrong. There is no such thing as ‘cuddly’ or ‘nice’ capitalism. Capital works by extorting people’s labour and time. The state works on its behalf through either the use of force or by making concessions. People like Williams (like most liberals – left and right – as well as so called ‘socialists’/social democrats fail to understand that the state is a means to an end, not an end in itself.
Can’t tell the difference these days!
Excellent – best news for years….!
I’m sure i have observed him at the local School holding a bag of sweet’s.
Now you are a sinister animal, Pedobear.
Off to pursue his dream of heading up the Socialist Workers Party?
Or perhaps the first ArchDhimmi of Londonistan?
Good riddance – Tony Blair knew exactly the destruction you would cause to the church & you have alot to answer for.
Enjoy your massively inflated pension you utter hoon.
I vote Ashley from Emmerdale to replace him.
At least he doesn’t stink of piss and peppermint
Most incumbants of his job have let the C of E drift into dereliction and irrelevance. He actually drove it in that direction which is no mean achievement.
Ed Miliband is going to guarantee everyone free Sky subscription, free entry to the Harry Potter exhibition and DFS vouchers later today.
DFS vouchers. Thats great there is a sale on.
Diabolical Fucking Sofas!
Thank the Lord, though I doubt he’ll want him!
Yes, he has already damaged the church, and I’ll be happy not to hear any more of his politically motivated sermons again, and I just hope they don’t replace him with another socialist clone.
The Church is to advertise the position in The Guardian jobs section
** Claps **
I can see some of the job requirements now:
– autism would be an advantage
– good knowledge of the Koran
– ability to organise funds to build mosques
With balls that big you should have been a cannon
“Things must get hard for you on occasion…”
Tim Livesey’s ex boss Rowan Williams has quit. His current boss is….Ed Miliband.
Let’s hope it’s contagious then.
Thank God for that.
Leaving at the end of the year? Oh, well, saves him having to get a job playing Father Christmas for the holidays.
The damage has been done.
But can it ever be undone?
He wears a frock and talks to invisible dead people.
Quite normal for believers.
Yep: all religions nutter are, well, nutty.
A Blair placeman – what else would you expect.
Tried to post using my usual @mail. Says this is linked to a wordpress account please log in. I wasn’t aware I had one and there is nowhere to log in.
Why make things simple when with a little effort you can make them really complicated.
Ken has problems with TAXES .
I have problems with TAXIS
Dear Ms Fatbott,
I understand that your good friend Ken also has problems with non white cabs due to the way he stitched them up when he ruled City Hall.
Are you trying to divide and rule ?
shame this sky pixie worshipper has any influence in this country; guido and his fellow god botherers are part of the problem.
btw guido was god watching over you here:
do you kiss your missus with that mouth?
hahahah, Guido you are a big fat qunt but fair play to you for not talking a backward step against the hard man there. He looked like a total qunt
The mistake people often make is thinking that the c word is never appropriate. There are some times and places, and in relation to some people when there is no other word which will do.
You mean “coot”?
Much as I also rejoice in this incompetent liberal luvvie buffoon’s retirement, I wouldn’t party too long and hard Guido. If anybody thinks Camoron will do the right thing and appoint Sentamu in his place, they’re deluded. Whoever gets the job will be just as, if not more liberal and PC as Williams. No way would they dare appoint anybody who disagrees with the governments crappy policies and stand up to them as is mote than warranted. There is a clear agenda to marginalise then dismantle the C of E so they have to ensure that “continues” and builds on the “great work” the Druid weirdo beardo has started for them. It’ll be a yes man-poodle for sure…
Cameron can only appoint one of the names offered to him by a Commission not all of whom are appointed by Cameron. If they don’t offer Sentamu he can’t appoint Sentamu.
Rowan Wiliams is proof there is no God.
Any self-respecting deity would have thunderbolted him long ago…
John Sentamu for Canterbury, Stuart Lancaster for England. Things are looking up.
Who we need in this role is a former investment banker. Maybe someone from the squid as they do God’s work.
Goodbye to bad rubbish. Dr Williams you were never fit to head the Church of England indeed you are a complete and utter Hunt who has done inestimable damage and very little, if any, good.
No doubt you will now be free to spend more time with your socialism, which is, let’s face it, your one true faith.
Go Now!
Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase!
Rowan Williams may have flaws but they don’t include being involved in covering up child abuse and banking scandals.
Bye bye, sweetie! You’ll be sadly missed (NOT!). Pity you never managed to pop out of your Palace to see whether there are any haidressers left in Lambeth; or why you never asked Mrs Williams if you could borrow her nail clippers to trim those utterly ridiculous Dennis Healey eyebrows!
What an insufferable creep.
The problem was that he had no authority, but just comes across as a nice bloke making nice suggestions. If he can’t defend Christian beliefs, but just hold societies values then there is no point believing anything.
Once the Cof E accepted active homosexuality, that’s when it departed from Christian theology altogether. That’s when the C of E became completely irrelevant, because it doesn’t contrast with society, and does not hold to the Christian religion.
The Cof E has been totally compromised by relativism, and political correctness, which means it no longer stands for the truth or anything of eternal substance, it has sold out, preaches only watered down pooy psycho babble.
People hunger for truth, not the fluffy relativism and easy permissive morality that doesn’t challenge anyone.
Tell the truth and you will lose those that aren’t serious about radically following Christ. And that is a good thing. You don’t compromise your beliefs just because some might leave.
In the C of E a person can believe homosexual behavior is a holy and sacred sacrament, and a person can believe that it is vile sin deserving Hell fire.
So which is so, the soppy relativism that infects the C of E says that they are both right.
This only means that the C of E has abandoned the truth, and is completely irrelevant.
What can you do with salt that has lost it’s savor. It is good for nothing but to be trampled under foot.
That is why secularism, Government and the gay lobby trample on the C of E, it just makes permissive, relativistic and politically correct statements these days, that don’t offend of challenge anyone.
No one should stay in a religion that is ashamed of it’s central beliefs, and spouts politically correct ear ticklers.
This is a tragedy for those who view the CofE as the vaudeville of the middling classes.
The succession to the exceedingly Reverend IPA Williams (Bridgend & Ales), will be interesting.
My money (forgive the indulgence) is on John Sentamu, archbishop of York and the Sun.