March 16th, 2012

Rowan Goin': Praise Be To God

Red Rowan Williams, the communist who managed to infiltrate the very top of the Church of England, has announced he’s stepping down as Archbishop of Canterbury. Given that his increasingly mad ramblings of late have managed to upset everyone from the government to his own flock, this hardly comes as a surprise. Sadly he plans to kick around until December…


105 Comments

  1. 1
    March Hare says:

    Mad as a hatter

  2. 2
    Trev says:

    dont worry , he will be replaced by another frock wearing commie.

  3. 3
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    He always looks so scruffy.

    Don’t the church supply razors for the Archbishop?

  4. 4
    RRR says:

    OF late.

  5. 5
    AllahoAkbar says:

    Bugger! Who will implement Sharia in UK now?

  6. 6

    I understand that God does not believe in Rowan Williams.

  7. 7
    Esther McVey says:

    My mate John from York is a shoe in, said the actress !

  8. 8
    Red Ken ( pond life ) Livingscum says:

    Me.When I’m mayor of London.

  9. 9
    goo goo says:

    bearded twat

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Off to the mighty Magdalene!!

  11. 11
    The man who carries the can says:

    You do realise that if Alex salmond were to step in front of a bus, then Scotch nationalism would be dead in the water?

  12. 12
    Camels can't go through eyes of needles says:

    Not a communist, a liberal.

  13. 13
    Guy Rowing says:

    Excellent – best news for years….!

  14. 14
    Pedobear says:

    I’m sure i have observed him at the local School holding a bag of sweet’s.

  15. 15
    An Englishman In A Foreign Land says:

    The bus wouldn’t come off very well either.

  16. 16
    Sophie says:

    Off to pursue his dream of heading up the Socialist Workers Party?

    Or perhaps the first ArchDhimmi of Londonistan?

    Good riddance – Tony Blair knew exactly the destruction you would cause to the church & you have alot to answer for.

    Enjoy your massively inflated pension you utter hoon.

  17. 17
    AllahoAkbar says:

    Mashhallah
    Where would we be without brothers like you and Galloway
    May you be blessed with many virgins and even more fraudulent postal votes

  18. 18
    Q says:

    Arent you commissioning a new car – the Vauxhall Sharia ?

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    I can only hope…

  20. 20
    Q says:

    I vote Ashley from Emmerdale to replace him.

    At least he doesn’t stink of piss and peppermint

  21. 21
    Natalie Wood says:

    That is bad taste

  22. 22
    Sir Pimple Timpleton says:

    Most incumbants of his job have let the C of E drift into dereliction and irrelevance. He actually drove it in that direction which is no mean achievement.

  23. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed Miliband is going to guarantee everyone free Sky subscription, free entry to the Harry Potter exhibition and DFS vouchers later today.

  24. 24
    TRT says:

    Thank the Lord, though I doubt he’ll want him!

  25. 25
    Trotski says:

    The Church is to advertise the position in The Guardian jobs section

  26. 26
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    It wouldnt

  27. 27
    As the actress said to the bishop says:

    With balls that big you should have been a cannon

  28. 28
    Trev says:

    Tim Livesey’s ex boss Rowan Williams has quit. His current boss is….Ed Miliband.

  29. 29
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    That would be bloody ridiculous. A Mayor of London commissioning a new vehicle? Even Ken’s not daft enough to try such a trick.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Thank God for that.

  31. 31
    Sophie says:

    ** Claps **

  32. 32
    Brother Handycock says:

    Looks at bit like me, not to worry as he is a fellow Brother. I have been having a few problems lately with people on this blog accusing Portsmouth City Council of being corrupt and run by Freemasons, which of course it is. I used my influence to have this article placed in the local Newspaper; the Editor and his Deputy are both members of the Lodge. This should kill any speculation that Masons are corrupt. Kenneth Noye is a Mason you know. Boaz.

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/lifestyle/i-get-such-a-lot-out-of-being-a-freemason-1-3617207

  33. 33
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    He’s been spe…talking to you has He?

    You’ve been in that dark box too long. playing havoc with your mind.

  34. 34
    Q says:

    Yes you are quite correct apart from “investment vehicles” that is

  35. 35
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    He can’t hail a cab for love nor money so it’s a possible, isn’t it?

  36. 36
    misterned says:

    I never thought I would see the day that Red Rowan Williams would prove himself to be even more conservative than a conservative Prime Minister. But on the repulsive idea of allowing utterly abnormal marriages, The Archbishop certainly is more to the right and more in touch with the public mood than Cameron is.

  37. 37
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Let’s hope it’s contagious then.

  38. 38
    Some Geezer wot's known to have bashed the Bishop in his misspent youth says:

    Leaving at the end of the year? Oh, well, saves him having to get a job playing Father Christmas for the holidays.

  39. 39
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Haven’t you got a barber in there somewhere?

    Mind you, he’d have to go for an estimate first!

  40. 40
    Duc de Blangis says:

    The damage has been done.

  41. 41
    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    He wears a frock and talks to invisible dead people.

    Quite normal for believers.

  42. 42
    Legal crook says:

    A Blair placeman – what else would you expect.

  43. 43
    misterned says:

    No doubt it will be one who supports homosexual marriage and all sorts of politically correct bollocks!

    I will not call it ‘gay marriage’, because gay means happy, or joy-full, or convivial, or cheerful, or frolicsome, or gleeful, or insouciant and most all marriages are supposed to be happy and festive celebrations of normal romantic love.

  44. 44
    Adverts are us says:

    I can see some of the job requirements now:

    – autism would be an advantage
    – good knowledge of the Koran
    – ability to organise funds to build mosques

  45. 45

    Not “gay” myself, but just supposing, misterned, that you could grind up all the known universe as small as possible, how many atoms of “normal” could you separate out, or wass that just a hysterical knee jerk reaction? Being gay isn’t contagious or compulsory you know!

  46. 46
    Icarus says:

    DFS vouchers. Thats great there is a sale on.

  47. 47

    Although pressing “S” twice at the end of “was” in mid-rant apparently is!

  48. 48
    Said the Bishop to the actress says:

    “Things must get hard for you on occasion…”

  49. 49
    Icarus says:

    Tried to post using my usual @mail. Says this is linked to a wordpress account please log in. I wasn’t aware I had one and there is nowhere to log in.

    Why make things simple when with a little effort you can make them really complicated.

  50. 50

    No – they tried Occams once, but found that there was no God, so it was banned – you don’t want to put yourself out of a job, after all!

  51. 51
    misterned says:

    So Ken Livingstone, you are in favour of homosexual marriages. Yet you also support and are close friends with Islamic extremist fundamentalists. Lemme guess, you will have London open-top bendy-bus tours which stop by at a homosexual wedding, where visitors can watch a wedding ceremony, followed by a reception, followed by a stoning where the newly married couple are killed by Muslims.

    What a fucked up person you are Ken.

  52. 52

    What, a liberal communist?

    Anyone for Buddha?

  53. 53

    Ken has problems with TAXES .

    I have problems with TAXIS

  54. 54
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Can’t tell the difference these days!

  55. 55
    Verity says:

    Homosexuals are free to do what they want in private and come to civil partnership agreements. They should not however confuse tolerance for compulsory acceptance and approval. Most people in this country do not accept that anyone other than men and women can marry.

  56. 56
    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    Yes, he has already damaged the church, and I’ll be happy not to hear any more of his politically motivated sermons again, and I just hope they don’t replace him with another socialist clone.

  57. 57
    Mea Cow Pat says:

    But can it ever be undone?

  58. 58
    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    Dear Ms Fatbott,

    I understand that your good friend Ken also has problems with non white cabs due to the way he stitched them up when he ruled City Hall.

  59. 59

    Are you trying to divide and rule ?

  60. 60
    The Barber's Union says:

    Don’t forget the eyebrows

  61. 61
    A proper right winger says:

    Wouldn’t tbe application of Occam’s razor to the question, “does God exist”, suggest that He does. I say this because creation is the evidence to a prime mover and in the absence of any other conclusive explanation then the most likely????

  62. 62
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Legal in Canada now. Why, you could be hauled up by one of our sinister Human Rights Trubunals just for thinking such thoughts.

  63. 63
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    shame this sky pixie worshipper has any influence in this country; guido and his fellow god botherers are part of the problem.

    btw guido was god watching over you here:

    do you kiss your missus with that mouth?

  64. 64
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    But can a cat become a Freemason? Jahbulon.

  65. 65
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Logic is not a strong point in the political class.

  66. 66
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Now you are a sinister animal, Pedobear.

  67. 67
    Chaucer says:

    The mistake people often make is thinking that the c word is never appropriate. There are some times and places, and in relation to some people when there is no other word which will do.

  68. 68

    You nearly said the dastardly vegetable instead of walking in the path of the Lord…

    I communicated with the Flying Spaghetti Monster last night when his noodly appendages slipped down my throat.

  69. 69
    Verity says:

    Sorry, I missed the process where we delegate all our thought processes to the Canadians. They are lovely people of course, but sometimes they are wrong. How about choosing some other country to out-source thinking to?

  70. 70
    Tachybaptus says:

    Will Sentamu fill the gap?

  71. 71
    Gordon Brown's abacus says:

    Much as I also rejoice in this incompetent liberal luvvie buffoon’s retirement, I wouldn’t party too long and hard Guido. If anybody thinks Camoron will do the right thing and appoint Sentamu in his place, they’re deluded. Whoever gets the job will be just as, if not more liberal and PC as Williams. No way would they dare appoint anybody who disagrees with the governments crappy policies and stand up to them as is mote than warranted. There is a clear agenda to marginalise then dismantle the C of E so they have to ensure that “continues” and builds on the “great work” the Druid weirdo beardo has started for them. It’ll be a yes man-poodle for sure…

  72. 72
    The first stages of CiF says:

    Yeah, being a ladies’ model, it was to be a symbol of how progressive nd equitable Islam can be. But it’s been shelved – found that the prescribed specifications for the prototype endowed it with poor visibility. It had no windows and a 2″ deep windscreen.

  73. 73
    Mutti's Dackel says:

    Rowan Wiliams is proof there is no God.

    Any self-respecting deity would have thunderbolted him long ago…

  74. 74
    Reconstruct says:

    John Sentamu for Canterbury, Stuart Lancaster for England. Things are looking up.

  75. 75

    *He changed his name by deed poll from Sentamew*

    There’s not a lot of people know that.

  76. 76
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Diabolical Fucking Sofas!

  77. 77
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Yep: all religions nutter are, well, nutty.

  78. 78
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    You mean “coot”?

  79. 79
    Beware of IDS in March says:

    Who we need in this role is a former investment banker. Maybe someone from the squid as they do God’s work.

  80. 80
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Goodbye to bad rubbish. Dr Williams you were never fit to head the Church of England indeed you are a complete and utter Hunt who has done inestimable damage and very little, if any, good.

    No doubt you will now be free to spend more time with your socialism, which is, let’s face it, your one true faith.

  81. 81
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    “Will Sentamu fill the gap?”

    That would truly signify the arrival of this country at the bottom of the multicultural barrel…

  82. 82
    a qunt says:

    hahahah, Guido you are a big fat qunt but fair play to you for not talking a backward step against the hard man there. He looked like a total qunt

  83. 83
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Just letting you know the way it is in our neck if the woods. No need to get all offended. Meow!

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Soon, boys,soon.

  85. 85
    GOD says:

    RTFM.

    I said:

    Lev 18:22-23 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”

    Lev 20:13 “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.”

    If you believe the Bible is My Word, then obey it. Not just the bits you like.

    If you don’t believe it is My Word, don’t use the Bible to justify your views or act as a justification of your faith when it suits you.

    It’s not a fucking pick’n’mix.

    So why anyone who likes putting their willy up other men’s bottoms would want to join my religion is a complete mystery, and I am speaking as someone who knows about mystery. Perhaps they haven’t thought it through.

    If you don’t like my rules, fuck off and found your own religion.

  86. 86
    GOD says:

    RTFM.

    I said:

    Lev 18:22-23 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”

    Lev 20:13 “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.”

    If you believe the Bible is My Word, then obey it. Not just the bits you like.

    If you don’t believe it is My Word, don’t use the Bible to justify your views or act as a justification of your faith when it suits you.

    It’s not a fucking pick’n’mix.

    So why anyone who likes putting their willy up other men’s bottoms would want to join my religion is a complete mystery, and I am talking as someone who knows about mystery. Perhaps they haven’t thought it through.

    If you don’t like my rules, fuck off and found your own religion.

    PS – Modbot – MY WORD is not for moderation. Do that again and you will burn in hell.

    Peace and love,

    God

  87. 87
    GOD says:

    RTFM.

    I said:

    Lev 18:22-23 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”

    Lev 20:13 “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.”

    If you believe the Bible is My Word, then obey it. Not just the bits you like.

    If you don’t believe it is My Word, don’t use the Bible to justify your views or act as a justification of your faith when it suits you.

    It’s not a fucking pick’n’mix.

    So why anyone who likes putting their willy up other men’s bottoms would want to join my religion is a complete mystery, and I am talking as someone who knows about mystery. Perhaps they haven’t thought it through.

    If you don’t like my rules, fuck off and found your own religion.

    PS – Modbot – MY WORD is not for moderation. Do that again and you will burn in hell.

    Pe*ce and love,

    God

  88. 88
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Who created God then?

    Logic FAIL.

  89. 89
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Go Now!

    Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase!

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Rowan Williams may have flaws but they don’t include being involved in covering up child abuse and banking scandals.

  91. 91
    Camels can't go through eyes of needles says:

    No, a liberal.

    He believes in capitalism, he just thinks it should be the cuddly kind (i.e. one that doesn’t make people of his type feel guilty).

    Like all liberals he is wrong. There is no such thing as ‘cuddly’ or ‘nice’ capitalism. Capital works by extorting people’s labour and time. The state works on its behalf through either the use of force or by making concessions. People like Williams (like most liberals – left and right – as well as so called ‘socialists’/social democrats fail to understand that the state is a means to an end, not an end in itself.

  92. 92
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, The Strand says:

    Well done Handy. A good bit of PR from you, and your fellow Brothers, the Leader, Chief Executive, Monitoring Officer and Bosses of the News. Best to let the great unwashed think that we are simply a charitable organisation, instead of what is really going on, especially in Portsmouth. Do you think your ‘boys’ down there can fix me up with a villa in Spain too? Boaz.

  93. 93
    Kim Novak says:

    Bye bye, sweetie! You’ll be sadly missed (NOT!). Pity you never managed to pop out of your Palace to see whether there are any haidressers left in Lambeth; or why you never asked Mrs Williams if you could borrow her nail clippers to trim those utterly ridiculous Dennis Healey eyebrows!

  94. 94
    The Mad Mullah of Canterbury says:

    What an insufferable creep.

  95. 95
    optional says:

    You do realise If you were to say that in front of me you would be heading for the nearest A&E, you snot gobbling shirt lifting sister shagging bed wetting sad fucked up hollow chested jumped up waste of carbon. “Scotch” as you called us is a drink, and a very good one that pours billions in revenues in to the gaping homo sexual maw of London. Where in between bouts of sticking their willies up each others arses they decide how much pocket money we can have back. Now fuck of and die.

  96. 96
    Cat says:

    + many!

  97. 97
    Chris the Hunhe says:

    Speed limit to be retrospectively fixed at 100mph (miles per hunhe)

  98. 98
    Andrew says:

    Is this gentleman not a little over-excited?

  99. 99
    Andrew says:

    Cameron can only appoint one of the names offered to him by a Commission not all of whom are appointed by Cameron. If they don’t offer Sentamu he can’t appoint Sentamu.

  100. 100
    Jo says:

    The problem was that he had no authority, but just comes across as a nice bloke making nice suggestions. If he can’t defend Christian beliefs, but just hold societies values then there is no point believing anything.

    Once the Cof E accepted active homosexuality, that’s when it departed from Christian theology altogether. That’s when the C of E became completely irrelevant, because it doesn’t contrast with society, and does not hold to the Christian religion.

    The Cof E has been totally compromised by relativism, and political correctness, which means it no longer stands for the truth or anything of eternal substance, it has sold out, preaches only watered down pooy psycho babble.

    People hunger for truth, not the fluffy relativism and easy permissive morality that doesn’t challenge anyone.

    Tell the truth and you will lose those that aren’t serious about radically following Christ. And that is a good thing. You don’t compromise your beliefs just because some might leave.

    In the C of E a person can believe homosexual behavior is a holy and sacred sacrament, and a person can believe that it is vile sin deserving Hell fire.

    So which is so, the soppy relativism that infects the C of E says that they are both right.

    This only means that the C of E has abandoned the truth, and is completely irrelevant.

    What can you do with salt that has lost it’s savor. It is good for nothing but to be trampled under foot.

    That is why secularism, Government and the gay lobby trample on the C of E, it just makes permissive, relativistic and politically correct statements these days, that don’t offend of challenge anyone.

    No one should stay in a religion that is ashamed of it’s central beliefs, and spouts politically correct ear ticklers.

  101. 101
    Tata for now says:

    The man who transformed the C of E into the lunatic wing of the LibDems

    I went to a ‘Church’ recently. Not sure if it had any religous stuff left over- but the noticeboard and the C of E newspaper read like the Socialist Worker.

    Question

    Is there a bonkers Lefty cause that the C of E has not adopted (bar Gay weddings).

  102. 102
    Archie says:

    What the fuck is Sentamew? A cat forwarding service?

  103. 103
    Archie says:

    Verity! Is that really you?

  104. 104
    Archie says:

    Well, Business Cat, you are probably aware of the tribulations (not to say trials!) of the celebrated Mark Steyn in that benighted land?

  105. 105
    ed martin says:

    This is a tragedy for those who view the CofE as the vaudeville of the middling classes.
    The succession to the exceedingly Reverend IPA Williams (Bridgend & Ales), will be interesting.
    My money (forgive the indulgence) is on John Sentamu, archbishop of York and the Sun.


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