Potem-Ken Campaign Battle Bus

Basically Boris announced a battle bus tour, within hours Ken’s digital campaign team Photoshopped a battle bus from a picture on Wikipedia. Just as they copied his “Better off with Boris” logo on Wednesday. Digital campaigning at its lamest.
Faked Potemkin villages might have fooled Russian empresses in 1787 but nobody in 2012 is going to be fooled by a digitally faked Potem-Ken bus. The Ken campaign is woeful…
Andrew Gilligan has the full story.















Looks so cheap!
Ken can’t even afford to hire someone with half-way decent Photoshop skills.
Also I think Arriva might have something to say about it. Misrepresenting one of the vehicles as a mobile gin palace for Ken and his cronies.
http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/1a9b10ffe7d6.jpg
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Anyway I think Ken would be looking for a Bottle Bus rather than a Battle Bus.
Hic! Hold tight please!
Ken doesn’t do gin. 1 bottle of Talisker per day, neat, no ice is our little Iranian friend’s tipple. Poor bugger didn’t realise that going to work at Press TV meant no booze in the studio …
This would be the same Andrew Gilligan who claimed that Ken’s company made £755,778 over 3 years, by mistaking accumulated profits for trading profits and counting them three times?
I’m not justifying Ken’s actions, but Gilligan needs to up his game if he wants to be treated as a serious journalist. That gaffe is the sort a junior reporter in a local free paper would make.
Hat Tip: http://www.housepr*cecrash.co.uk
Its the sort that innumerate polticians make all the time.
I’m afraid every Gilligan “scoop” between now and May is going to be recycled here and you’ll just have to accept it.
Guido, will you please do something about this comments system? It is taking a great deal of the pleasure out of visiting your blog site.
To be fair to Guido, he can’t. It was imposed on him and us by WordPress, and the only way to get out of it would be to move to an independently hosted blog, which is a bit of a trek.
You seem to have managed to grace this spot with your fairly fragrant thoughts, anyway.
Guido can’t do anything, other than move Order-Order.com to another host.
It’s the unaccountable and arrogant control freaks at WordPress who are to blame.
Suddenly, and without any announcement to the community, they changed the rules about who can post and with what credentials.
Probably more of a cock-up than a conspiricy but WP’s attitude about it stinks (we know what’s best for you, we are always right, we are never wrong etc…).
FOR NOW, PUT IN ANY RANDOM EMAIL ADDRESS IN THE EMAIL FIELD
A treck from the US to Nevis then Ireland and back perhaps,
Seems simple to me
Expand on this please
Well it’s a long story
As you all know, we have to outfox all the £hillings and cents of this world who like bringing phoney libel actions
Then we have to ensure that we can claim the US 1st Amendment
Then we have to make sure that any legal action which gets through the net is brought in Nevis where conditions are very strict – cash upfront from the plaintiff
Last but not least, when Guido and the huge team he employs all go off to the boozer together three or four times a day, the fooking system has to work all by itself without too many carcrashes (he does not like to be comparied with Ed milliband you see)
You can put a random address in only if you didn’t succumb to Guido’s earlier effort at control a year or so ago, when he expected people to log in to WordPress when posting a comment. If you did this, and you are still using the same moniker, you have to give the address that you gave WordPress for it. So now you are actually encouraged to be anonymous, which allows you to give a false address.
Well I’m posting this using the email address: -
poopypant@fordmotors.com
Seems to work!
No you don’t…
Tee Hee, I did
“guido.fawkes@order-order.com” seems to be working…for now, anyway.
My NHS computing scam works better than this!
Hey! Trust Me! I could get this working!
I’mastraightkindaguy!!
Oh no! What’s this?
http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/1a9b10ffe7d6.jpg
Much better.
Har! Very good!
Guido
Can you not merge this into the animation above?
What?
On a Friday night………………?
Get real.
He’s blown his entire election budget on hiring thugs.
No. Ir an will happily pay for more if that’s what he wants.
There isn’t really an anagram for ‘chiselling little hyprocrite’
ccen lyillingstoehhl TT pr?
That’s about as real as miliband’s promises for 100000 non jobs then.
Where is my Wolls Woyce when I need it ?
I suspect kenlivingtone’s ex treme ter ror pals, will, whilst you stay friendly with him be happy to fund you a rolls royce for as long as you want one.
You scratch my back I’ll scratch yours. That’s how things seem to work in the leftie labourworld.
They didn’t even think to use a bendy-bus
Amatuer
Curses!
Ken’s bus would catch fire anyway. They all did.
Bendy buses burn bright red.
Oh come on don’t be silly. militwit livingstone & friends don’t know one sort of bus from another. they spend their lives travelling around 1st class in private jets, rolls royce’s & first class rail travel.
Anyway – what’s Ken doing photo-shopping a double-decker? He could at least have had the courage of his convictions and photo-shopped his message onto a bendy-bus.
Boris should go one better and photoshop his message on the Sun or the Moon. Or at the very least an A380.
BloJo deserves a full front page spread in the Sunday Star
Surrounded by his multiple totty and accolytes…
This is the sort of meaty Mayor we want
I think Red Ken should spend more time at home with his newts.
is kens accounts in the newts name like Harry Redlands pet dog ?
Guido
If I may, I refer to your excellent referenced article by Delingpole on defending capitalism. I think he his quite right as far as he goes.
As a convinced Adam Smith supoorter personally (from before you were born, when Adam Smith was scorned by all intellectuals and universities, with a very few notable exceptions), I can oinly say that the whole argument is polluted by the banks.
I have already cited the articles here stating what Adam Smith (and many others since) said about the banks. I would add:
1) The “float” (i.e. deposits of citizens) are a “free lunch” for bankers.
2) The implied guiarantee of the state, used to a huge extent by ALL the London banks during the crisis, omposes on any governmetn strict regulation of the deposit taking banks.
We saw what “light touch” regulation did.
If the a
argument is to advance at all between “capitalism” and any other system (God knows it is the least bad of all systems), we simply have to recognise that banking is not like any other industry.
Added to which, bankers must be held accountable for fraud whenever it is committed, as in recent years, when it has been on a massive scale.
Then we can clear the decks and get on with responsible “Adam Smith”, free market capitalism and deal with the other discredited systems/models
Do you suppose the easyJet.com people will object to their advert being covered? After all, they paid good money to put it up, didn’t they? But of course, property rights mean nothing to a committed Leftie like Ken, right? So of course, he’ll forgo his property rights to the dosh he’s saving with his tax avoidance, won’t you now, Ken?
“Fare Deal” my Aunt– let’s see you come up with a Fair Deal on your taxes, Ken!
About as fake as the postal votes
Re your tweet
The greatest success of the KGB was to organise, spawn and protect the oligarchs who have pillaged Russia and now infest London…
And who have so discredited the idea of responsible capitalism
I love oligarchs
Anyone submitted it to PSDisasters.com yet? The full size version is something to behold.
http://www.kenlivingstone.com/uploads/f3213923-4102-8364-8561-604249db65a0.jpg
Ha ha!
Complete with massive drop shadow on the roundel. Makes it seems to float in space about 4 inches from the side of the bus, except where it touches the wheel arches.
Lame.
they have deleted the attractive Oriental lady from the top window
Much improved…
http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/1a9b10ffe7d6.jpg
V.good
Look even better on the side of a bus driving off the end of a pier
Think Big.
Driving over Piers.
♫ Three wheels on my Morgan ….. ♫
Maybe the school kid who is practising using photoshop use should have done this one first…
http://theopinionista.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/livingstone_qaradawi.jpg
Perhaps the start of the yoof garuenteed jobs by millibandwagon
Perhaps said kid should have read the GPL attached to the image about not altering it in any way or form.
I suppose newtlicker doesn’t care one way or another.
Oh yes, me too !
@ 17 above
Surely ‘ Bitter old git Ken’ would be closer to the truth than ‘ Better off with Ken’ ?
‘Bugger Off Ken’
The socialist paradise of Ken Wrong-Un
Did you know that an anagram of “betteroffwithken” is WORK BENEFIT THEFT.
Did you know that an anagram of “Ken Livingstone” is “Fuck off back to yer newts yer thieving lying drunken scumbag”?
I didn’t pay taxes so i could use the dosh to pay my wife to photoshop for my campaign.
What’s wrong with
Ken Livingstone is fake.
In a normal world, Mr Livingstone would have been brought to justice and be suffering the consequences of his actions many years ago. He either has mental problems, was born a genetically programmed crook or he is evil. I think he’s evil.
Along with a good few of his labour colleagues. You have to be evil to lie like labour do.
I like the thought of him being genetically programmed. I certainly wonder what his genealogical stock was. A possible study for ‘who do you think you are?’
The end justifies the means.
They all forgot that their end was inevitable. No-one lived forever!
Well said boys, couldn’t agree more.Boaz
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/environment/mp-backs-earth-hour-1-3637236
Tee hee indeed.
Her and Harman. Tee hee ^2.
Too busy giggling to put in link:
http://tinyurl.com/77kdrw8
Come on. Why are we impinging on her cultural norms that she’s brought to the U.K. such as the diverse following of legal rules?
She has previous – was prosecuted before for driving whilst using a phone. So she is arrogant and stupid too.
And 2 speeding offences.
To top it all, she was driving without insurance.
Ans she’s a former barrister so should know better.
Her lawyer said “Qureshi could have argued for ‘exceptional hardship’ to try to avoid the driving ban, because of her job”.
Hardship? You mean for the taxpayers who will now have to pay for this cow’s fucking taxis?
Has Ken missed the bus this time?
Let’s face it. Ken’s a HasBeen.
Before Plod arrives at Sky as well, perhaps ?
Join ITV
The only honest joint in town nowadays
the other are likely to get done for nefarious behaviour, exppenses etc
Anyone keeping a tally on postal voyes ?
In Tower Hamlets and other Autonomous Republics ?
People’s Republics please
We still regret that Wall coming down…
What a silly bunt !
Hello Guido
I need some Totty on this blog before I switch to the Daily Star…
It’s wall to wall with them you know
Or do you leave it all to them nowadays ?
So the state is about to produce sobriety orders and tag those whom it believes are drinking too much. It sounds good at first but what right has the state to monitor your alcohol intake and limit it?
This is New Labour on a logarithmic scale
People who are drunk and disorderly belong in jail, not drink monitoring.
Costs a lot of money to keep people in jail, Our money. Best let them sleep it off in bed or by the roadside.
People who are “drunk and disorderly” ruin it for the rest of us. It’s best if their abuse of liberty is reciprocated.
Thrash the fuckers!
Unless they are MPs of course.
Rule 0.
Will Gu*do end up wearing a Brixton Rolex then?
Let’s see. Ken
has money in his accounts that came from Ir an
employs bodyguards that would put mugabe’s to shame
hob nobs with a mayor of TH where postal vote fraud is the biggest in UK
attacks folks using tax avoidance but does it on grandscale himself
was subject to questions about fraud from public purse when last in office (lee whatsisname)
Would you vote for him?
Thank fuck I don’t live there.Shudders.
Would I vote for him? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Bang.
Sorted.
Next?
Email forwarded.
Many thanks, sir.
At your eternal service, Bill.
Wars started, revolutions fomented, riots quelled, towns pillaged, plots foiled, elections stolen, politicians indicted, innocents corrupted, virgins deflowered, rockets launched, monsters slain, boats christened, mysteries solved, ale quaffed etc..
1. And it came to pass in those days that Dave and his jobsworths, and his jobsworth’s jobsworths went unto a gleaming Chariot: And the chariot had wings like unto a bird, and a tail like unto a fish. And all marvelled.
2. And Dave and his jobsworths, and his jobsworth’s jobsworths ascended up unto a vast hill that stood by the gleaming chariot, even unto the top: And the hill had steps like unto a stair.
3. And Dave and his host entered into the chariot. And there was a mighty roar, yeah, like unto a mighty army. And the chariot ascended unto the skies, yeah even unto the clouds and disappeared. And the people marvelled, saying one unto another, there goeth Dave and his footprint even which is carbon.
4. And Dave appeared in a strange land. And came hard by a great White House: And the master thereof meeteth Dave and saith unto him Yo Dave, and thou shalt call me O’Basket.
5. And O’Basket lifteth up his voice and said unto Dave: This night shall we feast and make merry. Yeah even upon Curry Goat. And Dave answered and said, I know it not. And O’Barmy spake further, saying, and that which I shall name Condoleezza, for there is in thine land a scribe that will not suffer any man to name that which is Condy. Neither will thy scribe suffer the word to be written for that which goeth with Condy, yeah even the fruit of the pod that is green, but that thou callest mushy in thy land. And Dave answered and said, I know it not.
Even a majority of I s r a e l i s don’t want to ,attack Iran without the US…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/iran-blog/2012/mar/01/israel-iran-action
http://www.pizzaidf.org
We the undersigned demand a public inquiry into the BBC’s propagandising of the threat of Anthropological Global Warming.
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/30388/
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http://blackswhitewash.com/2012/03/14/richard-black-and-stakeholder-forum/
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Ken campaigning on a Routemaster? O the Irani!
Ken’s use of that image without proper attribution to its Wikipedia source is also an infringement of the Creative Commons copyright licence it’s released under.
So Ken’s campaign is guilty of copyright infringement.
Just asking but what happens if you refuse to give the police a DNA swab?
No problem at all. They simply take a swab from their own knuckles.
Amazing how forensics can separate out DNA from all the grime found on the street, isn’t it ?
Good question but I suspect the right to silence has been overtaken by the force to provide DNA by compulsion.
Where parliament went wrong was to not insist that anti terror laws could not be applied to non terrorist cases.
On consideration, where parliament went wrong was to even pass anti terror laws when terrorism was already illegal anyway. All they did was provide lawyers with second homes.
Exactly. What new legislation did we need? The fuckers even made it illegal to own a nuclear bomb. Whoop-de-fucking-do.
Like there was no existing legislation that could be used. Possessing an offensive weapon perhaps?
Hang on. Didn’t Dave and Nick say that they would restore freedom to British Citizens in their rose garden speech?
I beg your pardon, did they promise us a Rose Garden.
They did. I know that because I don’t have to carry an ID card.
I wonder what this looks like ?????
Ain’t it funny about immigration?
The very model of obfuscation
After all that ruckus on cock-up and shame
Now everyone’s happy and no-one’s to blame
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17398148
Morning All.
Happy St Patick’s Day.
Now didn’t we tell you coalition was an Irish invention ?
OT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17411117
About fucking time. This was one of my (many) beefs about Fucking Scotland when I lived there. Bedwetters paid the same in post-apocalyptic Dunfermline as in leafy Surrey.
Then they wonder why no private industry exists in Fucking Scotland. How is a factory going to compete by going to what should be a lower wage area when the council/local government have hired everybody on megabucks? The ‘genius’ way around this (as in the case of Lexmark) was to subsidise the ‘private sector’ jobs to the tune of several thousand pounds a year. As soon as the subsidies dried up – the factory shut down. Couldn’t afford to pay the workers at the same rate you see.
Economic madness. Paying bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards in Fucking Fife at the same rate as the affluent South East. Artificially fucking the local economy so that you can then pay even more subsidies to fuck it some more.
Utter fucking insanity.
Meanwhile they can’t pay folk enough money to be doctors in Stornoway. No c*unt wants to live there. No doctor anyway.
And you have summed up the problem with British Ireland.
Faked Potemkin villages might have fooled Russian empresses in 1787 but nobody in 2012 is going to be fooled by a digitally faked Potem-Ken bus.
You do know that the eaSILLY fooled Empress of Tuscany is a guardian columnist?
Love it laughed like a drain
Smoking or snacking at the wheel? That’ll be £200 extra a year on your car insurance
But not if you are Harriet Harman QC?
Women face £362 rise in car insurance after EU rules they cannot be rewarded for safer driving
That is if they can be fatarsed to pay!
Ken’s campaign – as embarrassing as your grandad dancing to Eminem wearing a shell suit, gold chain and baseball cap at a jaunty angle.
Tom Jones does it all the time — usually with his septuagenerian compadre Enge Humperdinck .
My eyesight’s been affected by the hologram :
Does it say ” Better of with Chick – Ken ” ??
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