March 16th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram this week will round-up the gossip from inside Labour HQ and update you on the latest in the Ken tax scandal. Don’t forget you can now read the blog on Sunday exclusively in the Daily Star Sunday.

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  1. 1
    Mine says:

    Oh good, what a first class operation you people run here.

  2. 2
    Ok, debate says:

    You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

    Ok, should it be “of” or “with” ?

  3. 3

    There is a one line proof – if we start sufficiently far to the left…

  4. 4
    nellnewman says:

    hatty on her Twitter account says “Great speech by @Edmiliband about Labour plan for real jobs for young people today”. She’s obviously been taking lessons from peter’tangoed’hain.

    This week’s Guidogram is going to be the Labour comedy version is it Guido?

  5. 5
  6. 6
    Labour Just Don't Get It says:

    So Mad Hattie Hatesmen, who has I believe got the word ‘equality’ in her nonjob-title, is praising a discriminatory plan?

    Way to go, Hatesmen.

  7. 7
    Stupid Bitch Alert says:

    Uhm, she used to campaign (nay, hector everyone, day in, day out) about the merits of equality, and now she’s praising a discriminatory plan?

  8. 8
    Harriet says:

    Uh… our bankers tax would bring in, um… £4.56. No, it’s… ah… £18.11. Wait, I’ve got it, it’s, uh… £5 million, no that’s not it. Um… yes, I’ve got it. £3 trillion and 56 pence. Am I right?

  9. 9

    meta-ad hominem

    Love it!!!!

  10. 10
    jgm2 says:

    Anything at all to do with Labour is a comedy version.

  11. 11
    jgm2 says:

    Fucking hell. Pseudo-scientists revealing themselves as nothing more than verbose arts graduates. Can’t back up their cherry-picked climate-change ‘science’ so try and obfuscate the facts with some pseudo-intellectual psychological explanation for why folk might think climate-change is a load of shite.


    Shun them.

  12. 12
    AC1 says:

    You may not have noticed, but the whole of Marxism is about choosing a group to discriminate against.

  13. 13
    jgm2 says:

    Who is paying for Ken’s ‘minders’?

  14. 14 says:

  15. 15
    AC1 says:

    Did the “moderate Moonbat” give it away?

  16. 16
    AC1 says:

    Labour is riddled with imbeciles like Ken and Harriet.

  17. 17
    jgm2 says:

    I didn’t get that far. Gobshites is what they are.

  18. 18
    nellnewman says:

    Last I heard it was Ir an through one of ken’s tv deals.

  19. 19
    jgm2 says:

    There’s nothing grown up or clever about Ken.

  20. 20
    nellnewman says:

    A new question for Year6 maths sats.

    If miliband bans bank bonuses how much money is he going to make by taxing the bonuses after they’ve been abolished?

  21. 21
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Britain is restarting its Space Program that it aborted in the late fifties. Funding will be provided by a taxation on bankers bonuses.

  22. 22
    Fact says:

    Nothing wrong with a person exercising there freedom of speech.

  23. 23
    Some Geezer wot wishes he was the Hef says:

    Na-a-ah, there isn’t, Jimmy, but as Hugh Hefner once said, “If it makes you feel good, do it.” (Thought Lefties felt that way too?)

  24. 24
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    My ‘boys’ in Portsmouth. Boaz.

  25. 25
    Jimmy says:

    Never mind them, looks like Guido’s minders have been in.

    Poor show.

  26. 26
    81IIy 8owden i5 7he gre@test ump1re ever ! says:

    I luv it

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