Breaking: Gordon Brown Resigns
Gordon Brown has resigned.
The Labour councillor quit Cannock Chase District Council this week.
Guido really enjoyed writing that headline once again. If only...
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Goodmorning GF
I could give you a list of councilors i would like to resign. Unfortunately the list is too long for this blog.
Hamish Vernal, Carl Nelson . . . .
Perhaps the other Gordon Brown can be persuaded by his Fife constituents to accept the Steward and Bailiff’s job for the Manor of Northstead; it’ll be less of a commute.
However, his spokesman says “He is just getting on with the job (of trying to be as rich as Mandy and Tony)”
Today, I am going to be a tree.
Politicians have really fu-ked the WORLD. Only a matter of time now for the whole Global crash. Shame when things where looking so good until the Knacker Political class thought it great to spend all the money on Terror, then fixing it. What was it Bliar said as he invaded IRAQ “Make the world a safer Place” or some other Putrid Lie. Lets Threaten another invasion of IRAN. Higher Gas price larger Taxes Finishing off the Real Economy. And by the way when are they bringing those Cancer causing Scanners to the UK??
The reports of my early demise are premature
I am pleased that my heir apparent Chuck Yer Money Away is boasting that Labour will give every young person a job (Chinese funny money)
and that the MiliManifesto promises that
London will be paved in gold
Pigs will sprout wings
Ken Livingstone will become likeable
No one will ever die again
Every day will be sunny
I will once again rule this country
Scots will reject future subsidies
Lord Lardarse will one day talk sense
Any other Manifestations will be welcome
Yours in sincerity
Jonah
How about
Certain British Left Wing politicians refuse to receive payouts from the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Propaganda Unit
I would like to see the headline “Gordon Brown found guilty of treason.”
Judge dons his black cap… etc.
Full version: The judge dons his black cap and utters the words You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and thence to a place of lawful execution, and there you shall be hanged by the neck until you be dead, and afterwards your body shall be buried in a common grave within the precincts of the prison wherein you were last confined before your execution, and may the Lord have mercy on your soul – nah, forget that last bit – fuck him…
Hanging, drawing and quartering would fit the crimes. Wonder what he would call out at the moment of greatest agony?
Probably, “Slavery!”
I think a lamp post and piano wire is much more effective. And much cheaper.
Just hang him up there and let him rot!
Can you explain to me the obsession with piano wire? It does get mentioned rather frequently. I ask because the piano strings I have seen are rather fine (except the multiple bass “wires”) and I presume the effect of using them as a hanging rope would resemble the effect of a cheese board wire on a lump of cheese.
There’s no need to reinvent “Breaking on the Wheel”.
I am a great fan of Gordon Brown, he attended a Portsmouth Businessman of the year dinner in Portsmouth for one of my ‘boys,’ when he was Chancellor and Fred Goodwin came along with him. Fred provided the loans for my ‘boys’ to do all the development for the asylum seekers we take in. By the way, I am still doing my best for the UK, evidenced here:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2012/03/15/ns-british-mp-questions-sub-deal.html
Boaz.
Not convinced by this.
Probably better to let him live and see how he is held in such contempt and how the history books label him the worst Chancellor zand Prime Minister in recent times.
prefer to read gordon brown dead.
Spoken like a true labour troll , preacher of hate or simply ken “tax dodging” livingstone
U iz raceist inIt blud? Braappperz
You conned us all into clicking thinking we’d have some good news.
Got me hook line and sinker.
If only the bong eyed twat of a n,once had any decency, he would resign.
Sadly he is a parasitic teet sucking lazy tvvat ponging of the innocent hard working tax payer.
A certain type of politician (most of them) simply won’t resign. Think of the Larry Craig episode in the US. The police were trolling for homosexuals at an airport washroom with a bad reputation. Larry Craig, congressman for Idaho gets caught. He just denies it…the infamous “I have a wide stance” becomes a national joke.
Politicians are shameless, they can not be embarrassed. He finally did resign, but made out like he was the aggrieved party.
would it be good news if the cursed one resigned? surely that would mean that he’d found a more effective way to fuck things up.
Perhaps if you sent the one-eyed mong a new pack of crayons (ready opened) and Ed Millibland’s blank sheet of paper ……
I hear millibandwagon promising to tax everyone more to bribe the “young people” with money to vote labour , sorry ment non jobs of course . Sounds like the crayons have been picked up !
Surely he will just get some funds from the money tree?
I am sure there will queues of companies wanting to take on ill educated feckless idlers
Same crayons as 15 years ago, when McCyclops raided the banks for the yoof. Except the banks got their revenge.
How could you tell?
He would smell better
May gurning Gordon never resign
As a dire health warning, he’ll do fine
To concentrate a shat-on nation
On the dreadful toll of constipation
I want him back as Labour leader, he’s a real hoot.
Do I have to appear in the HoC or do that annoying constituency stuff
If only…
You bast*rd Guido, for one brief moment I was ecstatic!
You bastard Fawkes!
We were resigned to Brown carrying on blagging the tax payer.
You would change your name, wouldn’t you?
Maybe his wife won’t let him – I can see a possibility for a low-premium high-payout life insurance policy with a ‘mandatory 5 roller-skates lying around the house’ clause.
I had to check the date then!
Not fools day for another couple of weeks
Cannock Chase District Council owes £45Tn, all racked up in the last 12 months.
Councilors – lining their own pockets since . . .
slow news day?
At least he looks like he has a genuine smile.
Feck you had me there Mr. Fawkes.
I was praying as my computer was connecting to your site that the Buffty frae Kirkcaldy had been caught outside a school with a pocket full of puppies!
I’m the only botcher on here.
Brown’s behaviour since the last election has been a complete disgrace. The fat turd is enriching himself and doing sfa for his constituents.
Much as I believe in the Union I would love to see the SNP remove him next time round.
His constituents are largely mongols.
If you posted £1,000 though each of their letter boxes each morning, they would still complain. They are beyond hope.
And to think that the socialists used to believe in eugenics.
For one horrendous moment there, in an Orwellian flash I thought that the fiscal lunatic had been given the keys to the World Bank.
In this topsy turvy world, a place where Tony Blair could actually accept the job of Middle East Peace Envoy, McMental at the helm of WB is highly probable.
The horror…..
This blog is poop now
Sky News Reporting !
That Little Ed Reallybland will today announce that
“ALL young unemployed people Would Be Guaranteed a Job under Labour !”
A week after the death of one comedian , another joker is born !
“It’s the way i tell em !”
Morning squire.
Did you see Question Time last night with those dismal Scots? The best person there was Frank Field, a man in the wrong party.
That muzzie MSP Hamiz Karzai was a real hoot.
Mornin mate ! No i’ve given up on politics
Call meDdave is just as useless as the other lot !
I understand about giving up politics.
Have you ever thought of taking up sex instead?
You still get fucked but it feels much better…
Yuk, you disgusting little man.
Cat, not man.
One might be forgiven for thinking that Anonymong must be the immaculate conception.
I’m just so “down with the kids” you don’t get it
P.S. hey kids ,give me a job I’ll give you a job ,wot everrrrrrr
Including black people like the guy who was shot in August and people protested by obtaining free goods from shops?
I don’t know why you’re keen on that. he’s just a back bench seat blocker who doesnt do anything at all. And before you say “waste of money” just try to imagine the keen young labourite who’d be parachuted in.
What’s all this got to do with important things like sending all the foreigners home and deviant marriage?
There are two men, five women and a hamster in our group. Why can’t we all get married together?
We have rights too but are being discriminated against.
I sleep with my dog. It’s a beautiful thing.
Hamsters can’t say ‘I do’.
Instead, why not try a parrot along with Gordon Brown, then you’ll have an exotic bird with a tight little c…
Of course they can say I do.
You simply have not bothered to learn the language.
I’m surprised you didnt just eat her.
I only like eating females.
I get many of my best ideas from hamsters. What’s that you say, Poppy Pouchface?
Its not a sin.
I like my hamsters grilled with a dash of salt and mixed herbs…
Why is it that Caliphate Ken and Ed Millipede talk down their noses to the electorate?
Have they no respect?
dont forget me
I’ve already said on this blog that you deserve a good spanking forgetting so uppity.
It’s a lovely morning here, what about there ?
There looks fine from here
20° and sunny here.
No Brown clouds but we do need some water for the vines.
Come on Guido, get Cameron’s speech at the US banquet up here.
It was truly appalling and should see that arsehole turfed out of office.
Conservative, my arse
He did the servile toady bit quite well I thought. We ought to be thankful
he didn’t check out his prostate and evacuate his bowels all over the table
as GB regularly did when under pressure.
Frank Skinner with specs?
Could be, or maybe Lembit after a hard screw.
Giving or taking?
FTP
Paul Richards once thought it really cool to label as “a spiritual Nazi” a leader of the opposition who happened to be Jewish. Oddly enough, he hasn’t (yet) tried the same gag on Ed Miliband.
http://virtualstoa.net/2003/11/08/106830322957442858/
btw Guido, where are my earlier comments concerning the political history of one Mr Paul Richards. There was nothing libellous there. Or have you outsourced your moderatin’ to the fabians?
Who will carry my bags ??
She can walk, cant she?
Just our luck!
Wrong one.
Today I will buy Glasgow Rangers Football Club. It is the right thing to for the hard working people of Britain. The Tories are the ‘do nothing’ party
Yes, you could add that to your collection of other brilliant investments on behalf the hard working people of Britain such as Royal Bank of Scotland, Northern Rock and HBOS.
Will you be using the monies from pensions or the gold reserve to fund this?
You could always do a PFI and pay 30x the going rate over 25 years of course.
Now rangers are truly finished
You could emulate your political career of late, by just buying a box and never turning up for the matches.
So not fair Guido!
You have to feel sorry for the poor councillor. As if living in or near Cannock and having goofy teeth weren’t sufficient burdens.
Such a jape! In a similar vein I find it highly amusing that David Cameron (no – not that one) is Chief Security Officer at International SOS (check Linkedin if you do not believe).
Workers – Emulate Gordon Brown by simply not turning up for work, while expecting to be paid.
Of course, if he were from Portsmouth, the more famous Mr. Brown could be both a Councillor AND MP. And show up for neither, in his case.
You bastard Guido! I’ve just blown 500 on bubbly as a result of reading your headline!
Shame. He is the best racing commentator.