WATCH: Chic-Ken Run
Ken ran away when he was asked a very simple question about his taxes.
Watch how his leather-jacketed heavies try to drag our 19-year-old Jeremy Pax-Hen away…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Ken is a thug like so many of his comrades.
Some animals are more equal than others
What happened to the chicken guy? Did the stooges beat the crap out of him?
It’s OK, he was an Assault and Battery Hen
Is it all true that the GUARDIAN used off shore tax structures to avoid £100M in tax?
The chicken has a right to be free range.
Eggsacting justice for all
Ken’s policies are paltry
Kenneth Robert Livingstone, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five years.
Cowardice, I’m riddled with it.
Ken should shell out
And not sell out.
Other poor slogans available on request.
Fowl play is suspected.
Is that chicken kosher?
Well done Guido. I have to confess I thought Ken was too slippery and immune to accusations of hypocrisy but it’s possible you have got him on this. Even among his most ardent supporters they are shocked by his lies and personal greed. Well done and keep attacking- this might end his career.
I think someone should set up a campaign group – “TAX AVOIDERS FOR KEN”. Have cigar-smoking pinstriped suit boys follow him around celebrating his creative avoidance of government looting.
I can’t subscribe to Ken being a hypocrite. As he’s reported as saying in the Guardian “What I am not doing is paying income tax on the money I use to employ other people”(13/3/12). So as with all my client companies that employ personal servants for their directors (butlers,gardeners) etc. I imagine Ken’s company submits a form P11d each year to HMRC declaring the taxable benefit. Or on second thoughts perhaps he’s saying his company doesn’t do this.
Perhaps Tony Bliar and Lord Cashbox of DeSleaze could be patrons?
Sir Oswald Mosley was once a senior Labour politician. He surrounded himself with thugs, hated Jews and was paid by enemy foreign powers.
And so many of the populace are ready to indulge in criminal activity as well!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-17352008
And is the chicken ok?
The chicken’s unfortunately coven ready…
But just remember that there will be all his clan of hangers on like Dave Pretzel – or is it Hedgehog…
My apologies Mr Notken, you may be much younger than me of course…
Hence the link here…
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o2o-s02pYI&w=420&h=315%5D
Love the sound track!
Rubbery!
Corny
Gritty performance
Where is Norman Collier when you need him…
More like millet, methinks.
Is that Guido or Neo-Guido with the clucking nonsense?
I always thought Livingstone was fowl.
Never trust a politician, especially those who are scared of cameras.
Is this journalism…?
Wannabe mayor fails yet again to answer questions about tax avoidance and his heavies rough-up a teenage protester.
I’d say that classifies as newsworthy.
Syria,Iran,Syria, Iran, Palestine, phone-hacking,Congo,Afghanistan,Iran, unemployment, Syria, Iran, Afghanistan,phone-hacking,Palestine,Iran,Syria.
No Thatcher?
Maybe a Newsnight special? How the policies of the 1980′s bankrupted the second decade of the next millennium.
Like Livingstone, hypocrisy is their middle name. I suspect there are quite a few b-boid “stars” who are hoping we don’t find out about their service companies.
@Lord Stansted
Are you referring to company registration no.04645908 : “CORDUROY PRODUCTIONS LIMITED”
Owned by Marcus and Sophia Brigstocke?
I’m really hoping to see some Ken, pay your taxes posters going up over the next few weeks. This scum bag will do anything to get back into power
These people are supposed to be surrounded by media advisors. Don’t they tell supporters that you should never, never, never, ever, put your hand out to cover a camera lens?
It’s as much as they can do to stop themselves from assaulting the cameraman and smashing his camera. These are thugs we’re talking about here, possibly on secondment from the UAF.
Still at least Miliband isn’t giving Ken his full support.
#DUEMA
I don’t think any politician left, right of center would hang about to chat to a chicken or anyone else in a daft suit. Nor would their folk ‘let it’ happen.
The stunt eclipses the news that Ken’s been nothing short of saucey with his tax.
Guido’s roasting him for being on the gravy train.
Basted.
Tom Watson I thought you would be to busy trying to destroy the free press, because they pointed out you dyed your hair, to comment
Who pays for these thugs to escort Ken in case he’s questioned by any potential voters?
Is it Ken? Is there some Labour/Union pool of slush-funded thugs? Are they unemployed and claiming benefits and just doing this on the understanding they’ll be given a six-figure salary in some mad-up job if Ken is re-elected?
Follow the money.
Who is paying for Ken’s thugs?
Silveta?
Can the thugs be charged with using eggcesive force?
Can we just stop with all the crap yolks please
We shouldn’t walk on eggshells where Red-Ken’s concerned
Although I have heard that Boris likes to go to work on an egg !
Boris’ forte is fertilising eggs
Are they on Workfare?
I’m sure they were from a private security firm and nothing to do with the labour party
Of course private security firms often work pro bono
What have U2 got to do with this?
Probably more than you think!
I thought it was only Nick Griffin who needed staff like them….
Nick Griffin needs security staff to fight off his “left-wing” attackers trying to intimidate him “left-wing” Ken needs his to intimidate reporters.
It’s a well known fact that Turkeys do not mix with Chickens.
This scum thinks we want him to run London and Ruin it, avoiding tax that all of us pay in out wage packet, it is this Man who has made Taxes so high in London, The ridiculous and unpopular Omissions Zone set up by Creepy Ken has needlessly cost Small Business thousands for New Vans the rest of Britain do not have to have,,, Just London… well thank you Ken for destroying Lives & Businesses ,
The Low Emmission Zone will be paid for by ever higher prices for goods and services charged to the captives in his utopian, socialist haven.
Something Livingscum will rail against and blame on fat cat, capitalist exploitation, as usual.
You know the routine, “They want £50 just to visit your home?” “Disgraceful!”
Never would get free from one of my pens
Labour are fascist thugs.
Well, I agree with Ken with he says that tax dodging rich people should be hung.
Tastes of chicken smells of lemon.
Also has loose white skin and is associated with (envelope) stuffing.
Quit being a chicken Ken
Credit where it’s due, the boy Clegg has done a stellar job.
Is Ayesha still writing jokes for Harpic? Her gags were appalling.
I wish someone would put Denis Skinner to sleep. It’s for his own good.
I dont give a monkey’s toss how much money livingstone has trousered away from the taxpayer.
All that concerns me is that livingstone and johnson over the last ten years have screwed Londoners rotten with excessive taxes and piss poor services.
That these two poor apologies for manhood should even be standing for election is an outrage and both Cameron and Millipede are equally responsible here.
If any of these people should be the subject of an early morning police raid I for one will be absolutely delighted
+1
+1
Can I put you down for a postal +1 ?
I couldn’t give a monkey’s toss about London or its citizens.
Eh? Boris has not put up the Mayor’s part of the council tax and he got rid of the Western Congestion Zone.
Leninspart, however, will be putting all his pet schemes – like a ‘London EMA’ on the council tax.
Remember only ‘rich’ people pay council tax in full, so Lenin will use it as a way of re-distributing your money to those who are all ready get subsidised by the state.
I don’t live in London but I hope Ken gets in. I will be looking forward to the opening night of the ‘one legged, lesbian puppet theatre of Iran’s performance.
Imagine calling a Barrel “Britain” then filling it with apples like London, Cardiff, Edinburgh etc… Then making sure the apple in the middle was totally rotten.
Jane Birkin – more repeats than the BBC.
Jane Birkin – more repe a ts than the BBC.
Just like fucking sarkozy you surrender monley
Clegg just made a good comment about Ken’s “exotic tax arrangements”.
He should have followed it up with a comment about Boris’ ‘erotic tax arrangements’ given the various maintainance arragements.
Isn’t that the point ?
It’s not ‘exotic’ at all.
It’s just plain common sense.
Why would any sane person NOT do it ?
But Ken must uphold the insanity of being a socialist to be credible.
Livingstone makes his living by ranting about “fat cats” and “tax dodgers” and labeling them all “scum” only to have his own nest exposed as the very thing he urges his tribalist voters to hate and vote against. The Germans have a word for it I believe.
Who’s the short skirted honey in red sitting behind Clegg?
It’s Jack Dromey.
I will cut fares will by 7% this year and freeze them throughout 2013. Oyster single bus fares will be reduced from £1.35 to £1.20. From 2014 fares will not rise above inflation.
Boris Johnson has admitted cutting 1,700 police officers. If I am elected, I will reverse his cuts. And I will reinstate sergeants to all 600 Safer Neighbourhood Teams, more of which will be beefed up to a minimum of nine officers.
I will establish an all-London non-profit making lettings agency which, by cutting out Estate Agents’ profit, will help reduce rents and provide secure tenancies, and I will campaign for a London Living Rent – no Londoner should pay more than a third of their income in rent.
I will enable London households to save over £150 a year on energy bills through taking up money from energy companies for better insulation, which Boris Johnson has failed to do – losing London £400m – and bringing in bulk purchasing deals to cut the price paid by Londoners for electricity and gas.
After the Tory-led government’s abolition of EMA I am committed to restoring a London-wide Educational Maintenance Allowance of up to £30 per week in term by bringing together existing funds in colleges, universities, and local authorities.
I will help families with the upfront cost of childcare through offering grants of up to £700 to low income families and interest-free loans to families earning up to £40,000 per year. I will campaign against the Tory cuts to childcare tax credits and provide funding to create more out-of-hours childcare places at 200 nurseries across London.
You forgot to add that you will continue to fiddle your taxes.
All paid for by the lovely citizens of Londonistan.
To reduce accidents he will also repeal Newtons law and lower the force of gravity in London to 0.1g.
Because he’s claiming he can alter some equally solid economic laws there (ricardo’s law of rent etc.)
you are genuinely saying that a “law” of economics is as solid as basic newtonian physics.
You are dafter than I thought you were. Think about that for a second.
In this case yes.
Ricardo’s law of rent is solid as a rock.
…basic newtonian physics…
I’m getting sick of all the Newt innuendoes to be honest (which I’m not)
As for you opinion of me? I care not. I can only in tern reply that I cannot remember anything you wrote worthy of having an opinion of.
Lies,damned lies and statistics.
Cock
Ken’s been known to have a bit of au vin.
Is Chicken Chaser on the menu again? I love Chicken Chaser, me. I’ll have five.
Is Brown in the chamber?
Can’t feel anything yet….
I’m so hot it should be illegal.
Harman shows why labour have nothing to offer.
Sadiq Kahn is a little shit. Watch Daily Politics if you can.
On the Daily Politics who selects the readers comments about PMQ’s?
It’s the usual gay leftie, crackhead editor. The BBC is riddled with them.
Opening up the argument on who pays what tax will be bigger than MP’s expenses. It’s a time bomb! What’s the betting it will be covered up.
If Ken perchance does not win , wlll he come back to keep me company on the Saturday ” moaning ” slot on Lodon’s Biggest Coronation ?
I hope so.
If he doesn’t the job goes to Jacqui Smiff.
Me so horny.
Your rocking horse needs it’s 6000 mile service.
Exchange this morning between between BBC hackette covering Thomas Lubanga trial outcome in The Hague and Victoria Derbyshire.
Victoria Derbyshire: How old is he?
BBC Hackette: He was born in 1960. I’m afraid my maths isn’t very good.
47?
He is much younger than he would have been under the Tories!
errr….
If he was born in 1960 and excluding the gold standard of course the answer is 85Bn. If you factor in the gold standard then he is -15
Notice how the ‘lads’ of Ken man handled the chicken out of the way on a public street to stop the chicken having the freedom to cluck and wave a banner, letting others know about the action of Livingstone even though no violence was offered by Mr C? I wonder if the Ken ‘lads’ will be doing a Prezza on any chicken who dares cross the road to bring the attention of Ken’s actions to the rest of London’s chickens by waving a banner, clucking away. Freedom to free range I say.
http://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/2012/03/this-is-what-passive-aggression-looks-like.html
How did you know which floor she meant to get off on?
Are you a psychic?
I’m seeing the psychiciatrist again toady.
If he asks me about my mother again I’ll nokia him!
Hilarious!
That’s one feisty hen you have there though – almost violent enough to look like a lefty protester.
Why didnt the chicken throw eggs at the newtfucker?
He was stopped by Ken’s goose-steppers.
Hiya all back in good ole Blighty
I just love all the attention I’m getting here in Washington, in fact, I’m thinking of extraditing myself back here sometime soon
The weather is gorgeous, just like me
Asda tells suppliers: Don’t fly the Union flag on your packets (because it might offend the Scots)
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2114634/Asda-tells-suppliers-Dont-fly-Union-flag-packets-offend-Scots.html#ixzz1p65CS5BS
Its academic because once a product from Asda is battered and deep fried you cannot see the Flag anyway
I am going to protest about this neo-con-Republican funded, Anti-freedom, undemocratic, chicken attack!
Mr Peter, are we there yet?
A pig would be more apt.
Nazis in Leather coats. Oooh, Ken! So 1940s Germany! Sieg Ken! Sieg Ken! Sieg Ken!
God, Harry. I MUST get a camera like that!
Ken is a typical left wing thug.
Ken’s lackeys fight chicken
bloody hell who was in charge of the chicken noises?
Sounded like an egghead.Ken wouldn’t take any notice. He’s too hard-boiled.
kens smarter then boris will ever be
boris is just an idiot toff