March 14th, 2012

WATCH: Chic-Ken Run


  1. 1
    Not Ken Again says:

    Ken is a thug like so many of his comrades.

  2. 2
    Not Ken Again says:

    And is the chicken ok?

  3. 3
    Chuckus Yamoney says:

    Some animals are more equal than others

  4. 4
    Mulberry's Harbour says:

    Love the sound track!

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:


  6. 6
    LabourNutter says:

    What happened to the chicken guy? Did the stooges beat the crap out of him?

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Gritty performance

  8. 8
    GO live from Air Force 1 says:

    Is that Guido or Neo-Guido with the clucking nonsense?

  9. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    It’s OK, he was an Assault and Battery Hen

  10. 10
    just saying says:

    I always thought Livingstone was fowl.

  11. 11
    Lord Wayne of Trombone says:

    Is it all true that the GUARDIAN used off shore tax structures to avoid £100M in tax?

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    The chicken has a right to be free range.

  13. 13
    Mare of London says:

    Eggsacting justice for all

  14. 14
    ZippyDog says:

    Never trust a politician, especially those who are scared of cameras.

  15. 15
    Guido's alter ego says:

    Is this journalism…?

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    I’m really hoping to see some Ken, pay your taxes posters going up over the next few weeks. This scum bag will do anything to get back into power

  17. 17
    Henry Minge says:

    The chicken’s unfortunately coven ready…

    But just remember that there will be all his clan of hangers on like Dave Pretzel – or is it Hedgehog…

  18. 18
    small dave says:

    These people are supposed to be surrounded by media advisors. Don’t they tell supporters that you should never, never, never, ever, put your hand out to cover a camera lens?

  19. 19
    Steve Miliband says:

    Still at least Miliband isn’t giving Ken his full support.


  20. 20
    rocknrolla says:

    Well done Guido. I have to confess I thought Ken was too slippery and immune to accusations of hypocrisy but it’s possible you have got him on this. Even among his most ardent supporters they are shocked by his lies and personal greed. Well done and keep attacking- this might end his career.

  21. 21
    Tom says:

    I don’t think any politician left, right of center would hang about to chat to a chicken or anyone else in a daft suit. Nor would their folk ‘let it’ happen.
    The stunt eclipses the news that Ken’s been nothing short of saucey with his tax.

  22. 22
    Henry Minge says:

    Where is Norman Collier when you need him…

  23. 23
    jgm2 says:

    Who pays for these thugs to escort Ken in case he’s questioned by any potential voters?

    Is it Ken? Is there some Labour/Union pool of slush-funded thugs? Are they unemployed and claiming benefits and just doing this on the understanding they’ll be given a six-figure salary in some mad-up job if Ken is re-elected?

    Follow the money.

    Who is paying for Ken’s thugs?

  24. 24
    Q says:

    It’s a well known fact that Turkeys do not mix with Chickens.

  25. 25
    Q says:


  26. 26
    they don't like it up 'em says:

    Wannabe mayor fails yet again to answer questions about tax avoidance and his heavies rough-up a teenage protester.
    I’d say that classifies as newsworthy.

  27. 27
    Rupert my hero says:

    This scum thinks we want him to run London and Ruin it, avoiding tax that all of us pay in out wage packet, it is this Man who has made Taxes so high in London, The ridiculous and unpopular Omissions Zone set up by Creepy Ken has needlessly cost Small Business thousands for New Vans the rest of Britain do not have to have,,, Just London… well thank you Ken for destroying Lives & Businesses ,

  28. 28
    Mrs tweedee says:

    Never would get free from one of my pens

  29. 29
    The BBC says:

    Syria,Iran,Syria, Iran, Palestine, phone-hacking,Congo,Afghanistan,Iran, unemployment, Syria, Iran, Afghanistan,phone-hacking,Palestine,Iran,Syria.

  30. 30
    jeremiah wrong says:

    I think someone should set up a campaign group – “TAX AVOIDERS FOR KEN”. Have cigar-smoking pinstriped suit boys follow him around celebrating his creative avoidance of government looting.

  31. 31
    Labour bullying says:

    Labour are fascist thugs.

  32. 32
    Henry Minge says:

    My apologies Mr Notken, you may be much younger than me of course…

    Hence the link here…

  33. 33
    just an idea says:

    Can the thugs be charged with using eggcesive force?

  34. 34
    Steve Miliband says:

    Are they on Workfare?

  35. 35
    Q says:

    Can we just stop with all the crap yolks please

  36. 36

    Ken’s policies are paltry

  37. 37
    polythesis says:

    Well, I agree with Ken with he says that tax dodging rich people should be hung.

  38. 38

    No Thatcher?
    Maybe a Newsnight special? How the policies of the 1980’s bankrupted the second decade of the next millennium.

  39. 39

    Tastes of chicken smells of lemon.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Quit being a chicken Ken

  41. 41
    Clegg done good says:

    Credit where it’s due, the boy Clegg has done a stellar job.

  42. 42
    Clegg done good says:

    Is Ayesha still writing jokes for Harpic? Her gags were appalling.

  43. 43
    Walter Wolfgang says:

    I’m sure they were from a private security firm and nothing to do with the labour party

  44. 44
    Euthanasia says:

    I wish someone would put Denis Skinner to sleep. It’s for his own good.

  45. 45
    Q says:

    Of course private security firms often work pro bono

  46. 46
    Harry Redknapp's accountant says:

    I can’t subscribe to Ken being a hypocrite. As he’s reported as saying in the Guardian “What I am not doing is paying income tax on the money I use to employ other people”(13/3/12). So as with all my client companies that employ personal servants for their directors (butlers,gardeners) etc. I imagine Ken’s company submits a form P11d each year to HMRC declaring the taxable benefit. Or on second thoughts perhaps he’s saying his company doesn’t do this.

  47. 47
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    I dont give a monkey’s toss how much money livingstone has trousered away from the taxpayer.

    All that concerns me is that livingstone and johnson over the last ten years have screwed Londoners rotten with excessive taxes and piss poor services.

    That these two poor apologies for manhood should even be standing for election is an outrage and both Cameron and Millipede are equally responsible here.

    If any of these people should be the subject of an early morning police raid I for one will be absolutely delighted

  48. 48
    AC1 says:

    Guido’s roasting him for being on the gravy train.

  49. 49
    AC1 says:

    We shouldn’t walk on eggshells where Red-Ken’s concerned

  50. 50
    Taxing says:

    Clegg just made a good comment about Ken’s “exotic tax arrangements”.

  51. 51
    AC1 says:

    Also has loose white skin and is associated with (envelope) stuffing.

  52. 52
    Baroness King of Bow says:


  53. 53
    Babe Watch says:

    Who’s the short skirted honey in red sitting behind Clegg?

  54. 54
    Q says:

    Although I have heard that Boris likes to go to work on an egg !

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    I will cut fares will by 7% this year and freeze them throughout 2013. Oyster single bus fares will be reduced from £1.35 to £1.20. From 2014 fares will not rise above inflation.
    Boris Johnson has admitted cutting 1,700 police officers. If I am elected, I will reverse his cuts. And I will reinstate sergeants to all 600 Safer Neighbourhood Teams, more of which will be beefed up to a minimum of nine officers.
    I will establish an all-London non-profit making lettings agency which, by cutting out Estate Agents’ profit, will help reduce rents and provide secure tenancies, and I will campaign for a London Living Rent – no Londoner should pay more than a third of their income in rent.
    I will enable London households to save over £150 a year on energy bills through taking up money from energy companies for better insulation, which Boris Johnson has failed to do – losing London £400m – and bringing in bulk purchasing deals to cut the price paid by Londoners for electricity and gas.
    After the Tory-led government’s abolition of EMA I am committed to restoring a London-wide Educational Maintenance Allowance of up to £30 per week in term by bringing together existing funds in colleges, universities, and local authorities.
    I will help families with the upfront cost of childcare through offering grants of up to £700 to low income families and interest-free loans to families earning up to £40,000 per year. I will campaign against the Tory cuts to childcare tax credits and provide funding to create more out-of-hours childcare places at 200 nurseries across London.

  56. 56
    Jimmy says:


  57. 57
    Geordie says:

    I couldn’t give a monkey’s toss about London or its citizens.

  58. 58
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Eh? Boris has not put up the Mayor’s part of the council tax and he got rid of the Western Congestion Zone.

    Leninspart, however, will be putting all his pet schemes – like a ‘London EMA’ on the council tax.

    Remember only ‘rich’ people pay council tax in full, so Lenin will use it as a way of re-distributing your money to those who are all ready get subsidised by the state.

  59. 59
    Lord Prescott says:

    Is Chicken Chaser on the menu again? I love Chicken Chaser, me. I’ll have five.

  60. 60
    Brown stuff says:

    Is Brown in the chamber?

  61. 61
  62. 62
    The Judge says:

    Kenneth Robert Livingstone, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five years.

  63. 63
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m so hot it should be illegal.

  64. 64
    Red Ken says:

    Cowardice, I’m riddled with it.

  65. 65
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Perhaps Tony Bliar and Lord Cashbox of DeSleaze could be patrons?

  66. 66
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Harman shows why labour have nothing to offer.

  67. 67
    Opera Buff says:

    I don’t live in London but I hope Ken gets in. I will be looking forward to the opening night of the ‘one legged, lesbian puppet theatre of Iran’s performance.

  68. 68
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Sadiq Kahn is a little shit. Watch Daily Politics if you can.

  69. 69
    Baroness King of Bow says:

    Can I put you down for a postal +1 ?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    More like millet, methinks.

  71. 71
    I don't need no doctor says:

    On the Daily Politics who selects the readers comments about PMQ’s?

  72. 72
    What's Left? says:

    Sir Oswald Mosley was once a senior Labour politician. He surrounded himself with thugs, hated Jews and was paid by enemy foreign powers.

  73. 73
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Opening up the argument on who pays what tax will be bigger than MP’s expenses. It’s a time bomb! What’s the betting it will be covered up.

  74. 74
    Wilky says:

    I thought it was only Nick Griffin who needed staff like them….

  75. 75
    David Mellor says:

    If Ken perchance does not win , wlll he come back to keep me company on the Saturday ” moaning ” slot on Lodon’s Biggest Coronation ?

  76. 76
    dog says:

    Tom Watson I thought you would be to busy trying to destroy the free press, because they pointed out you dyed your hair, to comment

  77. 77
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Jane Birkin – more repeats than the BBC.

  78. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    Me so horny.

  79. 79
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Jane Birkin – more repe a ts than the BBC.

  80. 80
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    He should have followed it up with a comment about Boris’ ‘erotic tax arrangements’ given the various maintainance arragements.

  81. 81
    beyond our ken says:

    It’s the usual gay leftie, crackhead editor. The BBC is riddled with them.

  82. 82
    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s Jack Dromey.

  83. 83
    Desperate Dan says:

    Exchange this morning between between BBC hackette covering Thomas Lubanga trial outcome in The Hague and Victoria Derbyshire.

    Victoria Derbyshire: How old is he?

    BBC Hackette: He was born in 1960. I’m afraid my maths isn’t very good.

  84. 84
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You forgot to add that you will continue to fiddle your taxes.

  85. 85
    Archer Karcher says:

    The Low Emmission Zone will be paid for by ever higher prices for goods and services charged to the captives in his utopian, socialist haven.
    Something Livingscum will rail against and blame on fat cat, capitalist exploitation, as usual.
    You know the routine, “They want £50 just to visit your home?” “Disgraceful!”

  86. 86
    Foot Note says:

    All paid for by the lovely citizens of Londonistan.

  87. 87
    AC1 says:

    Ken’s been known to have a bit of au vin.

  88. 88
    Yup says:

    Notice how the ‘lads’ of Ken man handled the chicken out of the way on a public street to stop the chicken having the freedom to cluck and wave a banner, letting others know about the action of Livingstone even though no violence was offered by Mr C? I wonder if the Ken ‘lads’ will be doing a Prezza on any chicken who dares cross the road to bring the attention of Ken’s actions to the rest of London’s chickens by waving a banner, clucking away. Freedom to free range I say.

  89. 89
    AC1 says:

    To reduce accidents he will also repeal Newtons law and lower the force of gravity in London to 0.1g.

    Because he’s claiming he can alter some equally solid economic laws there (ricardo’s law of rent etc.)

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Your rocking horse needs it’s 6000 mile service.

  91. 91
    The face of the left says:

  92. 92
    Ironside says:

    Isn’t that the point ?

    It’s not ‘exotic’ at all.

    It’s just plain common sense.

    Why would any sane person NOT do it ?

  93. 93
    Alan Johnson, ex Chancellor says:


  94. 94
    AC1 says:

    Imagine calling a Barrel “Britain” then filling it with apples like London, Cardiff, Edinburgh etc… Then making sure the apple in the middle was totally rotten.

  95. 95
    Hugh Janus says:


  96. 96
    AC1 says:

    Nick Griffin needs security staff to fight off his “left-wing” attackers trying to intimidate him “left-wing” Ken needs his to intimidate reporters.

  97. 97
  98. 98
    Lord Mandelslime of Boy says:

    Can’t feel anything yet….

  99. 99
    cue rich bastards speech says:

    But Ken must uphold the insanity of being a socialist to be credible.

  100. 100
    Bono says:

    What have U2 got to do with this?

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:


    That’s one feisty hen you have there though – almost violent enough to look like a lefty protester.

  102. 102

    I hope so.

    If he doesn’t the job goes to Jacqui Smiff.

  103. 103
    slimy says:

    Why didnt the chicken throw eggs at the newtfucker?

  104. 104
    Gordim Broon says:

    He is much younger than he would have been under the Tories!

  105. 105
    Basketball Dave says:

    Hiya all back in good ole Blighty

    I just love all the attention I’m getting here in Washington, in fact, I’m thinking of extraditing myself back here sometime soon

    The weather is gorgeous, just like me

  106. 106
    Gordon Brown says:

    If he was born in 1960 and excluding the gold standard of course the answer is 85Bn. If you factor in the gold standard then he is -15

  107. 107
    Gordim Broon says:

    How did you know which floor she meant to get off on?
    Are you a psychic?

    I’m seeing the psychiciatrist again toady.

    If he asks me about my mother again I’ll nokia him!

  108. 108
    Q says:

    Probably more than you think!

  109. 109
    The Rev. Make Mine a Double says:

    And so many of the populace are ready to indulge in criminal activity as well!

  110. 110
    It's their flag too says:

    Asda tells suppliers: Don’t fly the Union flag on your packets (because it might offend the Scots)

    Read more:

  111. 111
    Q says:

    Its academic because once a product from Asda is battered and deep fried you cannot see the Flag anyway

  112. 112
    PMQS Review says:

  113. 113
    Jody Slashtyre says:

    I am going to protest about this neo-con-Republican funded, Anti-freedom, undemocratic, chicken attack!

  114. 114
    dai says:

    Just like fucking sarkozy you surrender monley

  115. 115
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mr Peter, are we there yet?

  116. 116
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    you are genuinely saying that a “law” of economics is as solid as basic newtonian physics.

    You are dafter than I thought you were. Think about that for a second.

  117. 117
    The left are sinister says:

  118. 118
    Lord Stansted says:

    Like Livingstone, hypocrisy is their middle name. I suspect there are quite a few b-boid “stars” who are hoping we don’t find out about their service companies.

  119. 119
    Archer Karcher says:

    Livingstone makes his living by ranting about “fat cats” and “tax dodgers” and labeling them all “scum” only to have his own nest exposed as the very thing he urges his tribalist voters to hate and vote against. The Germans have a word for it I believe.

  120. 120
    Cluck off says:

    Lies,damned lies and statistics.

  121. 121
    Number 10's Cat says:

    Boris’ forte is fertilising eggs

  122. 122
    AC1 says:

    In this case yes.

    Ricardo’s law of rent is solid as a rock.

  123. 123
    Caliphate Ken says:

    …basic newtonian physics…

    I’m getting sick of all the Newt innuendoes to be honest (which I’m not)

  124. 124
    AC1 says:

    As for you opinion of me? I care not. I can only in tern reply that I cannot remember anything you wrote worthy of having an opinion of.

  125. 125
    Gay Tom says:

    A pig would be more apt.

  126. 126
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Nazis in Leather coats. Oooh, Ken! So 1940s Germany! Sieg Ken! Sieg Ken! Sieg Ken!

  127. 127
    hitreturntooearly says:

    Ken should shell out

    And not sell out.

    Other poor slogans available on request.

  128. 128
    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    @Lord Stansted

    Are you referring to company registration no.04645908 : “CORDUROY PRODUCTIONS LIMITED”
    Owned by Marcus and Sophia Brigstocke?

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

  130. 130
    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    It’s as much as they can do to stop themselves from assaulting the cameraman and smashing his camera. These are thugs we’re talking about here, possibly on secondment from the UAF.

  131. 131
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ken is a typical left wing thug.

  132. 132
    colonel saunders says:

    Ken’s lackeys fight chicken

  133. 133
    Displaced Brummie says:

    God, Harry. I MUST get a camera like that!

  134. 134
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    bloody hell who was in charge of the chicken noises?

  135. 135
    guidoisaracist says:

    kens smarter then boris will ever be

  136. 136
    guidoisaracist says:

    boris is just an idiot toff

  137. 137
    Col Nut says:

    Fowl play is suspected.

  138. 138
    Col Nut says:


  139. 139
    Col Nut says:

    He was stopped by Ken’s goose-steppers.

  140. 140
    Col Nut says:

    Sounded like an egghead.Ken wouldn’t take any notice. He’s too hard-boiled.

  141. 141
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Is that chicken kosher?

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