March 14th, 2012

A Tale of Two Visits


226 Comments

  1. 1
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    All the idiots were wearing ties?

  2. 2
    Omaha Beach says:

    Nice of young Dave to come campaiging with me

    He is my Poodle

  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    In the second pic the guest was taken to a basketball match and in the first pic the guest soiled himself and was taken to a 30 minute dry cleaner.

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    I got to go in the sp eacial car, so there.

  5. 5
    Mrs Blurt says:

    The pair at the top are dressed in suits and wearing ties, the bottom pair dressed casual and no tie

  6. 6
    Uncle Monty says:

    Mercozy meets Oberon

  7. 7
    Tooth fairy says:

    Is Obama holding the member for Whitney?

  8. 8
    Gonk says:

    One of them is a lesbian

  9. 9
    Mrs Blurt says:

    I could have said that but would not say it in public

  10. 10
    Tooth fairy says:

    Is Bush looking at his security detail and querying why a stalker has got in his buggie?

  11. 11
    newbee says:

    Gordon wearing a silver grey tie.
    A gift from Sarah perhaps?

  12. 12
    Liarpoliticians says:

    If Cameron was any more of a surrender-monkey poodle, he’d sniff around Obama’s backside like Brown did with Bush.

  13. 13
    N Crowfilia says:

    She’s dead

  14. 14
    Nothing has been proved says:

    All four of the idiots hate freedom, democracy, and most of all the rule of law.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Crutch!

  16. 16
    vince cables nutsack says:

    Only one anal intruder had batteries in it?

  17. 17
    Steve Miliband says:

    Weird. Top is a lefty and a righty. Bottom is a a liberal lefty and POTUS

  18. 18
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The first photo contains two fruitcakes who totally fucked up their countries.

    The second contains two wishy-washy lib dems who think the answer to the fruitcakes is to increase government spending even further and continue their wars.

    Cnuts of a feather.

  19. 19
    The Difference says:

    A few hundred tons of CO2?

    Nice of Dave “I’m going to hammer you all with vital Green Taxes” Camoron to take a 747 to watch a school basketball game.

    Remember that when his chum George doesn’t cut fuel duty in a week’s time.

  20. 20
    I don't need no doctor says:

    One is black the other three white.
    One is not human.
    Two are proven liars.
    Two caused a financial meltdown in their respective countries.
    Two are thick.

  21. 21
    Alan Douglas says:

    Yes, Brown has his trouser leg caught in his sock.

    Alan Douglas

  22. 22
    obama beach boys says:

    Wouldnt it be nice if we were married
    Oh wouldnt be niiiiice

  23. 23
    Camoron, the EU doggy says:

    I belong to Herman van Rompuy!

    Yip! Yip! Yip!

  24. 24
    Gonk says:

    Two couldn’t name the capital of Australia but all know where Afghanistan is.

  25. 25
    Flippo says:

    Didn’t Brown get a “meeting” in the kitchen of a hotel or the UN canteen? And on another moment he was gifted a DVD box set… with the wrong region?

  26. 26
    J chirac says:

    If you remember, the real surrender-monkey told Bush where to stick his wonderful idea of invading Iraq. And so didnt have to make up stories about about weapons of mass distruction.

    And what thanks do I get? Apart from not being locked up for fraud.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    In the top picture the British guy is way more intelligent than the American, and in the other one…….

  28. 28
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    First picture !
    One saved the world and one did his best to destroy it
    second picture is two unemployed 2015 job seekers

  29. 29
    ACDC1 says:

    Planty wannty fooddy wooooody.

  30. 30
    House of Cards Inc says:

    Obamastan to Cameron: Thank you for helping me in my re-election campaign to pretend to the American people that I like you Brits and don’t just court our enemies….

  31. 31
    David Camoron says:

    The other day, my butler said to me, “Mr Camoron, sir, you don’t understand the problems of the ordinary person.”

    What utter poppycock! Does your butler spout such arrant nonsense?

  32. 32
    lee harvey mandleson says:

    Shame it wasnt through dealey plaza on shitkicker week

  33. 33
    Vimeiro says:

    I didn’t see a mention of a rocking horse in the book….?

  34. 34
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Chortle.

  35. 35
    Tuscan Tony says:

    One is named after the female pudendum, two of them are married to Brown women, three are not autistic, but all four together believe government is the solution.

  36. 36
    Archbishop Rowan Williams says:

    I bet the job advert fell foul of the Sex Dickrimination Legislation.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4193016/Im-paid-25000-to-test-SEX-TOYS.html

  37. 37
    Observer says:

    “Tax-cuts take money out of the economy.” – G Brown.

    Not even GW was that thick.

  38. 38
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

  39. 39
    Sir William Waad says:

    Bush has a ‘Junior Driver’ stick-on steering wheel kit to keep him amused. Obama merely sits in his plane seat making “Vrooom! Wheee-oww!” noises.

  40. 40
    Homeland says:

    The Special Relationship

    Where Roosevelt (having just destroyed the livelihood of the Navajo) deceives Churchill and deals directly with Stalin to carve up Europe at Yalta. Where America airlifts Berlin but insists on destroying the UK economy through greedy interest laden “war loans” which we only pay off by the end of the twentieth century. Where Eisenhower tricks Britain in the Suez farce. Where the US puts economic pressure on Wilson’s government for not joining in on the Vietnam war. Where Reagan refuses to support the UK over the Falklands. Where we send troops and treasure into the First & Second Iraq War and the US grifts all of the post war contracts mostly through ex-GW buddies.

    Its only Special in that our country gets specially shafted.

  41. 41
    Steve Miliband says:

    Only one is a Sottish c*nt who has round the clock protection, a full MP’s salary, a massive expense account and a huge pension in return for fucking up the country for personal glorification and now for neglecting his duty as an MP

  42. 42
    lola says:

    Erm, all true except Regan was helpful in the Falklands.

  43. 43
    lola says:

    He is my bitch.

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown-Stuff says:

    He may have gone into Aircraft One but I was his best Number Two

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  46. 46
    David Camoron says:

    I DO NOT believe government is the solution. I believe in the Big Society. People, not government, solving problems. People, not government, driving progress forwards. I believe this, totally.

    Now get back to work and pay your taxes. I want to give another £12billion to Africa.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    A hopeless president, accompanied by a British PM that couldn’t win a mandate to govern?

    Look the same to me.

  48. 48
    Erm says:

    Brown’s Scottish, too.

  49. 49
    Moscow Mike Handycock (sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money) says:

    Are they looking for part time volunteers? I am ideal for the job. Boaz.

  50. 50
    Uncle Monty says:

    Is this a ‘What happens next?’

    Top photo – the monkey crashes the cart throwing the special needs bloke into the greenery?

  51. 51
    Ex-Tory says:

    Give me the natural honesty (and all his faults) of Bush over the PR fakery of Obama and Cameron any day.

  52. 52
    What's Left? says:

    You mean like Admandinejad, Bokassa, Chavez, Castro, Stalin, Pol Pot, Brezhnev, Ho Chi Minh, Khomenei, Kruschev, Putin, Assad, Mugabe, Mao Tse Tung, Lenin, SWP and other Left Wing heroes?

  53. 53
  54. 54
    An impartial observer says:

    There’s only three eyes in picture one.

  55. 55
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Fu-king Monkeys the lot of them. Brain dead actors strings still attached.

  56. 56
    Pedobear says:

    i wonder if Obama took Dickhead for some watermelon ?

  57. 57
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself, however Cameroon could be a better leader if he took his head out of his arse and stopped listening to his Whitehall masters.

  58. 58
    Loungelizard says:

    One of the reasons I’ll never be PM of UK is that in Cameron’s position I’d just have had to give Obama a shove, just to see how things panned out.

  59. 59
    J chirac says:

    Honesty is a bad thing in a president. And it will never ever work unless he’s really thick and believes all the shit he’s fed by advisors.

  60. 60
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    When the USA made plans to invade Canada in the 30’s was it the Great depression that stopped it??
    And will the Now Global and Greatest depression of all time due to the USA insistence on World Military domination with our Help prove to be our finish.

  61. 61

    The top two are Beavis and Butt-head. The bottom two are Ant and Dec.

  62. 62
    yeah, right.. says:

    The war loans were very cheap which was why we only just got around to paying them off.

    Otherwise, spot on. The US, like every other sensible nation on earth, puts its own interests first.

  63. 63

    You’re wrong about the war loans.
    Well, not wrong, just only partially correct.

    UK war loans were at a fixed rate of 2% for fifty years and were for all the stuff we ordered but couldn’t pay for from 1938 – mid 1940. About £30bn at today’s prices {We borrowed $15bn from Canada too, which we also had to pay back.}
    We hadn’t paid back our WW1 war debts to the US. We did a Greece and went bankrupt in 1932, and the Great Satan wrote our {today’s prices $50bn} loans off 100%

    After that, everything that came from Yankee land was free. At todays prices it amounts to about £425bn of free money. Then we got another £329bn from the Marshall plan that was also free.

    We got more than our entire national debt in 2007 in foreign aid, and never had to pay a penny for it.

    The myth of our ‘war debt ‘ comes from overspending UK politicians who needed an excuse for an unbalanced budget.

  64. 64

    They are all four politicians.

    I cannot think of a more depreciatory description.

  65. 65
    Max says:

    In pic 1) the biggest arsehole is a Britt.
    In pic 2) the biggest arsehole is a Yank.

    Britt 1) and Yank2) have both inflicted more damage on their countries than any other politician of their respective nations.

    #anyonebutBrown #Obamasama

  66. 66
    What's Left? says:

    Always like your posts too Mr Rage

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Agreed

  68. 68

    In the top photo Bush has just told Brown that they’re off to meet “Randy Bumgardener”

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Not quite.

    Weinberger was very helpful. Reagan was all for outright support of the fascist Argentina. American public opinion (at that time) came down on the side of the UK.

  70. 70
    Desperate Dan says:

    That’s a description of the ECHR.

  71. 71
    Wilky says:

    George Bush is Rod Hull to Gordon Browns Emu!!

  72. 72
    Homeland says:

    Lola – Reagan prevaricated for weeks before the Thatch put pressure on him to act

    Yeah right: The war loans should have been cancelled in the 1950s if the US really thought much of our “SR” like they did for reconstruction costs for Germany, Japan etc. The US stated policy was to destroy the British Empire and undermine Britain’s then status in global politics as recent Roosevelt papers have revealed.

  73. 73
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Top photo Drongo Brown on a day release pass from the asylum visits a very reluctant minder uncle George.

    Bottom, Cameron lets the shoe shine boy go first before descending to meet the new Republican POTUS.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    How much did it cost the tax payer for McRuin to smile like that ?….

  75. 75
    Gonk says:

    One can’t whistle and none of them like the Arctic Monkeys.

  76. 76
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    You lose your magic scottishness dust when you go to eton.

  77. 77

    Brown’s head really looks as if it has been photoshopped on. But that is how he really looks when trying to pander to the media.

    What a spastic.

  78. 78
    Well it's a thought says:

    Different lackies, different masters , same country’s, same lies, same garbage, all politician’s, all pretending they have something in common, all pretending they are the best of friends but come from different sides of the political divide, all prepared to shaft the people of the country’s they have screwed and all prepared to destroy the democracy they say the they believe in, you know they’re lieing their lips move.

  79. 79
    Dave Cameron, Man of Iron and Equestrian says:

    I love this basket ball thingie but the rules seem very complicated. I’ll ask A4E to teach a simple version as an employability skill.

  80. 80
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Trick question, Guido. Even through the haze of alcohol-induced blindness I can tell that there’s no difference: both pictures show an unpopular leader up for re-election against a vacuous right of centre opponent desperately using the leader of another country as a prop.

  81. 81
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Bush’s face is like that because he is hiding that it was a lie, they’re really going to see “Tiny Kox”.

  82. 82
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Not as good as the shot of Drongo in the armchair with the mad hatters grin.

  83. 83
    Desmondo says:

    Top. British PM is Chauffeured by US president
    Bottom. European councilor hitches lift on gangsta’s pimp mobile

  84. 84
    barrowboy says:

    (Myopia).

  85. 85

    …a day release pass from the asylum.

    Would be even more funny if it were not true…

    (The Scotch must be really proud of themselves for elevating such an inbred.)

  86. 86

    We have just replied to each other!

    Grate minds…

  87. 87
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    The Thatcher government nationalized the Ship building on the Tyne and Wear as well as the Tees, Just as North Sea got started and needed Supply Boats, Rigs and all the heavy engineering needed at the time. Closed them down while the work went too USA, Aberdeen, the Ship yards in Holland and Norway.
    All the workers from those British yards left to work in all of the aforementioned places as THEY HAD THE SKILLS.
    This country has been getting Fu-ked by the Political elite Fraudster class since the WAR. Shutting down our own nuclear weapons systems to spend trillions on USA kit losing the SKILLS and losing the Science.

  88. 88
    Confused of hastings says:

    But why did they fly such a long way to watch men playing netball, are they gayers?

  89. 89
    Merkel says:

    And you belong to me

  90. 90
    Well it's a thought says:

    Comoron believes in a big society where all his friends are catered for with lots of non jobs and lots of contracts, no change from St Tony pbuh and the head the ball Brown, just a different name used.

  91. 91
    Hoots Mon says:

    NHS dentistry

  92. 92
    David R says:

    Four people who screwed over their core vote for personal aggrandizement, no differences.

  93. 93
    a fair comment says:

    There is no difference. I wish they were all dead.

  94. 94

    To be fair, who does?

  95. 95
    Pop Diagnosticator says:

    One has rickets, which is unusual in a millionaire

  96. 96
    Desperate Dan says:

    They’ve all been asked moronic long-winded questions by Nick Robinson.

  97. 97
    Vasili, ex KGB says:

    Let me guess, all you lot are related Jack Jones. R.I.P Jack.

  98. 98
    Raving Loon says:

    Why is Gordon grinning like a muppet? And why is he staring directly at the camera? I bet Dubya is thinking: “please just kill me now…make it quick”.

  99. 99
    Jumbo Egos says:

    Top. Bush and Brown travel by eco friendly electric buggy.
    Bottom. Bling Bling Bling. What else did you expect from a Rasta and a Toff?

  100. 100
    Desperate Dan says:

    The bottom two are trying to sort out the almighty mess made by the top two.

  101. 101

    You’re wrong Homeland.
    The war loans were $30bn.We had another $15bn from Canada.

    The FREE foreign aid, that we never paid a penny for , from the US during the war and the Marshall Plan was £754bn of free money.

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like two monkeys in a golf cart to me.

  103. 103
    Desperate Dan says:

    The top two have started wars, wasted resources, encouraged immigration and plunged their countries into penury.

    The bottom two haven’t.

  104. 104
    Sod the Eds says:

    All four are clowns but only one of them is in The Simpsons – Krusty is his name I believe. He also had a part-time job fuckling up the UK.

  105. 105
  106. 106
    Taking the P says:

    Am I the only one to find it hideous in these austere times that Obamarama and call me Dave use taxpayers’ money to fly to a basketball game on a private jumbo jet?

  107. 107
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    I thought we’d seen the last of that grinning jibbering idiot Brown but that was too much to hope for. I’m still wating for him and his v1le colleagues to be tried and executed for treason.

  108. 108

    Only one of them really, really,really hates Tony Blair?

  109. 109
    mummy says:

    is that you dear? try not to be too long on the computer thingy, i want to tidy your room and all those socks under your bed.

  110. 110
    Schrödingers pussy says:

    I like covering my flanges in marmalade and exposing them to space monkeys.

  111. 111
    pppffff says:

    Great.

  112. 112
    Desperate Dan says:

    No, the last General Election produced loads of puritan killjoys like you who thoroughly approved of this sort of thing when Brown and Blair, and their families, were wasting time and money globetrotting for no particular purpose. They are called hypocrites and they would prefer the Prime Minister to travel the world on a donkey because he is not a member of the Labour Party.

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    ……and failing miserably.

  114. 114
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mornin Mate !

  115. 115
    Homeland says:

    Thanks for your comments all but none of us should ever believe the myth of the Special Relationship – it’s code for US Special Interest and we usually are at the receiving end of some huge US scam.

    That apart, I’d prefer to ally to the USA – warts & all – but with a cynical eye – than share space with perfidious France and the rest of the EUSSR or any of the sinister tyrannies currently stalking the earth – apart from certain former Eastern European countries, who experienced the flawed and dangerous notion of socialism first hand.

  116. 116
    Observing says:

    A smile speaks a thousand lies

    Lao Tse

  117. 117
    Pimpmobile says:

    Top. Civilised low key jovial meeting.
    Bottom. Black man tries to impress white honky.

  118. 118
    how thick do you want it? says:

    Don’t get me started on the gold sale.

  119. 119
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Just watching Sky News
    They are showing American people a photo of Cameron and asking “Who Is This”
    he will not be happy as most of them have no idea
    and the ones that do , think he is Tony Blair !

    ha ha ha ha !

  120. 120
    Schrödingers pussy says:

    mornin’ fucktard.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    So care to explain why we should be taxed in order to pay for Dave and Obama to fly to a basketball game?

  122. 122
    RunningDog says:

    Homeland: that reads like you’re trying too hard. If that’s the best you can come up with, I’d say the special relationship is pretty healthy. It’s certainly easier to pick holes in the unity of the EU and Eurozone. MUCH easier these days.

  123. 123
    Loungelizard says:

    An Bush jus tole Brown dey got im hog tied down by de likker shed, der on der way to see im now. Only Brown don’t know dat sum of Bushe’s red neks is waitin hidden in de swamp.

  124. 124
    a fair comment says:

    how many have replied ‘another useless Hunt’?

  125. 125
    Julian de Pouffe-Couturier says:

    Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes
    @OliviaCole1 You know we have room on the blog for a fashion correspondent.

    You bitch! You promised me I could do that!

    And I was about to launch my ‘Ken Le Vingstone’ collection of gardening braces. (or ‘suspenders., as we transatlantic jetsetters call them)

    You’re a horrid little vulgarian arriviste philistine anyway, see if I care.

    *flounces out in tears*

  126. 126
    Lee Jasper is a bell-end says:

    They all despise Britain, especially England and the English!

  127. 127

    They thought he was Lord Crawley

  128. 128
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    We got a real one here folks.

    “Top. Civilised low key jovial meeting.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  129. 129
    Desperate Dan says:

    To annoy you and its clearly worked.

  130. 130
    Taxpayer says:

    I hated Blair with the vengeance but still think that this is a gross waste of money. If they can watch Osama Bin laden being popped off in real time then the world’s leaders can talk to each other from behind their desks, using the internet.

  131. 131
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    There’s a spade in one picture.

  132. 132
    Huggy Bear says:

    No you are wrong. This is just a vulgar show of crass wealth from Obama, Dave should not have gone along with it. I thought the days of of blackmen cruising around in over the top transport just for the sake of it were over, seems not.

  133. 133
    Taxpayer says:

    I didn’t hate Brown, I felt sorry for him, like i would anyone with the mental health problem that was not being treated properly.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Time for a repeat of Gordon Browns best bits.

  135. 135
    Desperate Dan says:

    And to annoy the Israelis whose rage has gone into overdrive.

  136. 136
    Fish says:

    Quite. That must have been photoshopped – I don’t recall McRuin smiling during that buggy ride – scared shitless more like.

  137. 137
    AC1 says:

    The men in black have a special device the erase memories, called the media.

    Betya Cameron’s polling falls (further) from this idiotic stunt.

  138. 138
    Archbishop Rowan Williams says:

    At least 28 people – including 22 children – die when a Belgian coach crashes in a road tunnel in Switzerland, police say.

    God works in mysterious ways.

  139. 139
    A. Salmond says:

    How else would Gordon grin?

  140. 140
    Loungelizard says:

    Obama’s pool boy?

  141. 141
    m says:

    See if you can spot the difference…
    there’s no difference – they are all nazi slimeballs

  142. 142
    misterned says:

    The difference is that in the first picture, the big taxing and big spending big-government corporatist bastards are both white skinned and the second picture, only one of the big taxing and big spending big-government corporatist bastards has white skin. In terms of policy, there is NO fecking difference at all between all four of them.

  143. 143
    zippy says:

    idiot – go have another pie

  144. 144
    zippy says:

    wrong – go to the back of the queue

  145. 145
    Reality check says:

    The Top Picture. Two ordinary men behaving naturally.
    The bottom picture. Two PR executives, acting.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Having read all of the posts i think you are a depressing crowd of adolescents.

  147. 147
    everyone a sinner says:

    Not convinced then?

  148. 148
    What's Left? says:

    Running dog

    So you think deceiving your “closest” ally is ok? And the loss of thousands of British lives is acceptable because of the deceit of your US “buddy”? Or that many of us have suffered personally from being too tied to the good ole USA – from post-War rationing to the current worldwide recession, which was caused by our close alignment to American investment, eco-political cycles and greed for cheap Chinese money?

    Yes, the EUSSR is a car crash but I would trust Poland, Holland, Slovakia, Hungary anytime over the perfidious USA. They all suffer the tyranny of the socialist nightmare whilst Obamastan & Clinton continue to flirt with it.

  149. 149
    Fish says:

    …and thoroughly approved of inviting Rebekah and her friends round to Chequers for the odd soiree. Can you remember those, Gordon…Tony?? No ?? Can’t you remember?

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    More like a political crutch.Anyone would think it’s election year.

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:

    A world without suffering and death would be a walk in the park. If you want to be immortal, go and watch The Only Way Is Essex, they all think they’re gonna live out their shallow lives forever on there.

  152. 152
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    Mind you, they also want to know why that guy from England has a swedish accent, and how long it takes to drive to England from Ohio.

  153. 153
    Chuckus Yamoney says:

    Dave and Barry accepted the poison chalice from G² and are living with the consequences.

    But Dave and Barry are still unable (or unwilling) to uncoil the constricting snake of financialisation of our economy to separate embedded vested interests keeping most of us in debt penury for generations.

    Deal with the debt Dave, or it will deal with you

  154. 154
    Really? says:

    Plus one, plus another one for that old order-order favourite; incorrect usage of the possessive ‘its’!

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Having read all of the comments up until 1045 am.I found them to be so childish and resentful ! im sure you all think you could do a better job than our politicians, well you couldnt. All you do is send childish comments to a little known blog (which is getting worse by the day) do you all feel better now ?

  156. 156
    Gordon Mcmoron says:

    Who are you calling ordinary? I saved the world!

  157. 157
    Twat watch says:

    Yet you keep coming back.

  158. 158
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Disambiguation Service says:

    Top photo: Gordon Brown doing his imitation of a Guy Fawkes mask.
    Bottom photo: Barack Obama doing his imitation of someone who gives a good damn whether Dave visits or not.

  159. 159
    on the tin you tit says:

    You did see the banner at the top of page I trust? “Tittle tattle, gossip and rumours”

  160. 160
    top boy says:

    fuck off knob jockey.

  161. 161
    Really? says:

    As inmates of the asylum of which he became unelected director, we didn’t have that luxury. There was something terribly wrong about allowing such a person to hold high office.

    Do you have any of your high-minded pity left over for the rest of us?

  162. 162
    Adobe We Lie GI says:

    Both done in Photoshop but one better than the other? All 4 total monges

  163. 163
    mongy twats says:

    its ‘foreva’.

  164. 164
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Is it that one has the head of a grinning idiot Photoshopped in?

  165. 165
    crip says:

    Cameron looks like he’s got the arm of a Def Leppard drummer

  166. 166
    Muckleflugga says:

    Gordon Broon’s friend Lord McConnell (former First Minister of Scotland) has been in the wars over a coal shed. He’s lost a bid to stop his elderly neighbour using a disputed coal shed, and has been ordered to pay her legal costs.

    What a hero!
    Read the story here: http://www.scotsman.com/news/jack-mcconnell-suffers-setback-in-battle-of-coal-shed-with-elderly-neighbour-1-2170983

  167. 167
    That Character From "The Office" says:

    “God works in mysterious ways,” said the Bishop to the actress…

  168. 168
    michael says:

    The ‘Man at Matalan’ team

  169. 169
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Special relationship versus EU.

    “special relationship” is like a friend you have who you occaisionally go to the pub with, borrow a lawnmower (wouldnt rely on it though), etc.

    The EU is like having to share a house with someone, and you haven’t actually worked out whether you’re cooking together, sharing food, etc. etc., and sharing the toilets is becoming a pain.

    Very different things.

  170. 170
    Bingo Little says:

    All very true, the sad fact is we have been unable since 1914 to ensure British interests are put first and therefore wasted the wealth of the nation (in every sense of the word) that took over 200 years to create. Not much chance of putting it right now, just get used to shoe shining for the Celestial Empire

  171. 171

    You may be in the wrong place.

    http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/index.htm

    Tells you all about what the government is doing for everyone.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Correction accepted, you may go.

  173. 173
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    They are my friends.

  174. 174
    Harriet Harperdaughter says:

    Posh Dave and Obama are not smart enough to tie ties so they should be replaced by women?

  175. 175
    everyone a sinner says:

    One has a wife I’d like to fuck the arse off, two have wives I wouldn’t touch with yours, Gordon has a convenient arrangment.

  176. 176
    Desperate Dan says:

    There’s been an influx of American racists.

  177. 177
    Desperate Dan says:

    Its not right or wrong. Its fact.

  178. 178
    Q says:

    The first is a picture of the contents of a petri dish in Porton Down, and the second is a picture of Obama with a London, Englandshire entertainer/inbred hired on a day rate (sans the banjo).

  179. 179
    The Grand Climate Scam Tax Grab says:

    “See if you can spot the difference…”

    Easy, nutty Brown gets the G-Wizz, nice small carbon footprint and Dubya’s even smaller brain.

    David gets the full, f..k off jet engines, canapés, jacuzzi and stewardesses on AF1.

  180. 180
    girl engineer says:

    Pic 1- UK smiley boom time, US miserable & bust,
    pic 2- US smiley boom time, UK…. …oh sh*t

    T shirt is 36DD please :)

  181. 181
    Joey from Friends says:

    Hi, How you doing?

  182. 182
    Twat watch says:

    You must be desperate Dan.

  183. 183
    Popeye says:

    Ar*e lickers, not so-anonymous?

  184. 184
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Thought you were having your new calipers fitted today ?
    Spaz boy

  185. 185
    Phillip says:

    ..and if the bloody world had not gone totally pc, the banjo entertainer could have “blacked up” and made my day.

  186. 186
    Q says:

    LOL but I was thinking more like banjo player out of the movie Deliverance rather than the B&W Minstrels

  187. 187
    mummy says:

    i think all your friends have died dear, they’ve gone all stiff.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    RAPE at 10.01. As always you have your facts completely wrong. Margaret Thatcher’s government did not nationalise the shipbuilding industry. This was carried out by the Wilson government in 1975.

    Why do you post such rubbish?

  189. 189
    BBC says:

    Excitement mounts for the first ever airborne Crufts as the hot favourite in the toy class, Poodle “wigglebottomkeepusingupthemunitionsdave” is led down the stairs by his trainer.

  190. 190
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Naturally? I would hate to think what other things you think are “natural”!

  191. 191
    Sungei Patani says:

    RAPE @ 10:01

    As always you get you fact completely wrong. Margaret Thatcher’s government did not nationalise the shipbuilding industry. This was accomplished by the Wilson government in 1975.

    Why do you post such rubbish?

  192. 192
    Sungei Patani says:

    Unfortunately none of them is right of centre.

  193. 193
    Gonkione says:

    misterned is much mistaken. even the non white skinned one is a big taxing , big spending etc. etc.

  194. 194
    The Rev. Make Mine a Double says:

    Here Jeff, you still owe me a fiver from 1979!

  195. 195
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Because I can, and also She was a USA puppet., Special relationship my Arse.

  196. 196
    Bill Clinton says:

    I’ll be back !

  197. 197
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Sadly, Sunderland’s last shipyards consisting of the Pallion Ship Factory and the Southwick yard (formerly A & P) were closed down in 1989 by Margaret Thatcher and the Tory Government not long after she had visited the yard to name the first Stena vessel. This type of vessel was critical to the development and servicing of the British North Sea oil fields and more would probably have been ordered.

    About 2400 people were put out of work and probably another 5000 were affected in the supply industries.

  198. 198
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Pallion was taken back into Public ownership then closed. The most advanced covered in ship yard in the World.

  199. 199
    Jimmy says:

    Cameron is believed to be the first PM sufficiently lightweight to be carried under the President’s baggage allowance.

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    After hours of study, no I can’t see any difference.

  201. 201
    Spot the Balls says:

    Yeah I can spot the difference

    The first image is Photoshopped …

    The second is just fake !!

  202. 202
    Fred West Paving Ltd says:

    The difference? One is a left wing EU lover, the other is Gordon Brown

  203. 203
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Easy…

    Evil Brown stole the DNA of innocents, but at least he didn’t give it to the US and EU.

    Hands off our DNA, Mr Cameron!

  204. 204
    W.W. says:

    Well the grate on me.

  205. 205
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Tough – I drank it!

  206. 206
    Benny the Ball says:

    Not monges, but Gervaises

  207. 207
    Maetspin made me dizzy says:

    Is this a question about green credentials? Golf buggy v £100,000 per hour jet flight?

    We’re all in it together

  208. 208
    Budgie says:

    Is that CMD, then? It looks like Cleggeron with O’Barmy. Then again, what’s the difference?

  209. 209
    Sungei Patani says:

    RAPE @ 12:18.

    Pallion is still a thriving shipyard and has been for over 100 years; see http://www.pallionshipyard.co.uk/

    You don’t have much success with facts do you?

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Trying ? Fck – I’d hate to think how useless they would be when they weren’t

  211. 211
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Whilst being conveyed in a receptacle used for a leisure pursuit reflects the seriousness with which Bush took Brown.

  212. 212
    Desperate Dan says:

    The top picture features the failed politician Gordon Brown, the best the Left could come up with when they needed a Prime Minister.

    The bottom picture features David Cameron, the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland who, with verve and panache, is clearing up the mess left by Brown and his cohorts.

  213. 213
    My comment is awaiting moderation says:

    Brown’s sycophancy with Obama made me cringe.

  214. 214
    Displaced Brummie says:

    The difference? Yeah, easy spot. Bush was visited by a Hunt.

  215. 215
    Ship building in Norway Now says:

    As always you need to check your facts. The shipbuilding in the North east was renationalied and shut by the Thatcher government. FACT 1.
    The WEAR would need to be dredged before any vessels of size could re enter Pallion. You can only get a rowing boat up to the YARD at the minute so Sugngei get your facts right the YARD is not operating as it was meant too, also it was Closed you dumber by Thatcher, Is that so hard for you to get into your thick head. You must stop reading the News international stories you No it makes sensedSo Sungei. You are wrong again

  216. 216
    Ship building in Norway Now says:

    We are the greatest Threat to USA domination, We invent everything and they nick it, they have to make sure they keep us on the bottom, Look how they have cornered the INTERNET market with VAST amounts of Cash and No commercial return. ONLY a government backed business can do that.

  217. 217
    Ship building in Norway Now says:

    I must agree with RAPE. Sorry gents he is right and you are wrong, RAPE seems to have some inside info

  218. 218
    Adolf Hitler says:

    OI! Don’t tarnish my ideology with those wankers…

  219. 219
    Splooge says:

    Difference? What difference? All I see is 4 self-serving cnuts

  220. 220
    An actor says:

    Even that was an act. Elite WASP billionaire upbringing in New England, followed by a transformation into a “good ol’ boy” to get the Governorship of Texas, and pave the way for a tilt at the Presidency with the backing of the southern states (although that required a little post-ballot assistance).

  221. 221
    Falstaff says:

    Yet.

  222. 222
    A fake tan says:

    woteva

  223. 223
    Lord Mandlebrot, Ringmaster says:

    Bring on the clowns!

  224. 224
    Central Office stooge says:

    On message as ever, DD. You’ll have earned your break… when it comes.

  225. 225
    MB. says:

    I was thinking about what if Gordon Brown had been taken to the basketball. Sitting there in suit, collar and tie whilst eating his hot dog with a knife and fork.

  226. 226
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Hey Sungei, You aren’t doing very well with the Teacher get your Facts right. What a complete Knacker, are you always going to be wrong??


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