Ken seems to have lost the shirt from his back. It certainly won’t be found at HMRC. Guido does wonder whether the struggling Labour candidate tipped the Sun to his little topless gardening session. Expect pictures of him fishing and fighting bears before the end.
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
If Boris appeared like this you would question whose wife lived in the house in the background.
ASk yourself, was this accidental or was it a delibrate ploy by some spin guro to get ken in the headlines
My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
Yuk pass the mindbleach when your free
Brace yerself for the Man Boobs
I know, if I take orf me shirt an’ just wear braces I will look loike a common workin’ man.
Baaaarnd to appeal to the Laibah votahs.
Cor Blimey, luv-a-duck, any old iron any old iron, rah rah.
Where’s me cloff cap?
You win, this time, modbot, but one day I shall have my revenge!!!
Oh, don’t worry where Boris is right now.
This is the Friday Caption Contest come early, right?
Ken prepares for newt wrestling.
I don’t think even Boris has had two women pregnant at the same time.
Ken has.
It had to be two women because one women wouldn’t really want be be rogered twice by this shitbag, would they?
A curse on both their houses. A choice between a wife beater and a serial wife shagger is no choice.
Ken does a putrid, more like
Does this man see himself as the next Vladimir Putin?
That is fucking rank!
looks more like paul daniels
No it can’t be…..too many fingers!
Typical lizard. No wonder the Power thing is so important for a fu-k
Detroit does a greece.
http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/wrm/2012/03/11/detroit-nears-bankruptcy/
AC1 wrote:
“Government decides on the volume of credit, banks just allocate it”
No they don’t you fuckwit do some fucking homework before you type your drivel on here.
Why is his wife called Emma Beal?
It seems to be a lefty thing for spouses to have individual names.
Yvette Cooper and Ed Balls
Harriet Harman and Jack Dromey
Jackie Ashley and Andrew Marr
Tessa Jowell and David Mills
Polly Toynbee and David Walker
Evgeny Lebedev and Chritopher Bryant
The list is endless
Justine Thornton and Ed something or other
Tony Blair is married to ‘Money’
Money Booth As she likes to be known.
But Edward Miliband only married Justine Thornton for career reasons, his big brother David’s wife goes under the name of Louise Shackleton. Dave is making a big thing about marrying homosexuals but perhaps he should first start with lefties who want to pretend they are not married and the reasons for it.
Welcome,Gordon & Sarah.
First question Gordon. What is Sarah’s favourite flower?
Who’s Sarah ?
She’s your wife!
Who? You mean this dumpy one here?
Yes! (chuckle chuckle) what a character you are. So, what’s her favourite flower?
I dunno. Self raising?
And…let’s go to commercial…
Having saved the world, I shall now save Africa by launching a giant Ground Nut Scheme.
Got any Snook?
Er, I think that it’s spelled “snoek”!
Makes you question the relationship, There has to be a few that are suspect for Political purposes as the Hubby hangs around Mens toilets.
And you just know she took stick for that name from the other kids growing up, it being so similar to that of Diana Rigg’s character in the old Avengers series (“Emma Peel”). What kind of parent gives their children names so easily made sport of? Some surnames, as we know, will be made fun of no matter what, as our host will probably attest to, and Ken heard “I presume” in his childhood, surely (I presume!), and short of changing it, one is stuck with a family name, I suppose; but you don’t have to go and invite the little monsters to make fun of your child’s name with an infelicitous Christian name, do you now?
If they were vying to produce the ugliest offspring then Ashley and Marr would win by a whisker or two.
All my wives carried my name under pain of death … and even then they got whacked.
But in fairness Yvette Cooper … I mean really ….she’s a gamine little thing as it is …. D’you think she could stand the ribald cross bench repartee a’ la … ” You’re talking Balls Mrs …. “
Julie Kirkbride and Andrew MacKay
Enough to turn me straight
A man as fit as that clearly has no need of glasses.
You do, though.
Putin’s Dad?
I think it’s Iranian sympathiser Ali Ben Binbag.
What a horrible little C.U.N.T he is
He would never attract the young girls, like what I do.
Gardening in braces? I can’t be the only one to find this secretly arousing.
Yes, you can.
Not bad at all for an 86 year old.
God Almighty! But at least he’s not in his underpants.
Would look terrible in a pair of stained boxers.
But I wouldn’t…
Have you seen the one of him doing the washing up in a mankini?
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this image.
What a horrible little C.U.N.T….
The difference being that whilst Putin is a former KGB operative and a 6th Dan in Judo, Ken is just a 6th Dan in grade-A BS.
Putin can also speak German fluently, even down to the Berlin accent.
Livingston alas can only speak bollox.
Mmmmmm….
Not a pretty sight!!
He tipped off The Sun that he was walking round looking like an escaped mental patient? What a media strategy!
ROFL
Do not make fun of those with mental illness!
I shall pass a law abolishing mental illness as soon as I have conquered Russia!
Come Marshall Ney! Marshall Soult! On to Moscow!
Napoleon hated marshall Ney
He looks a lot fitter than you ffs!
You sad fat media whore hypocrite
+1
Calm, down, lefties. Looks like any other rich socialist hypocrite to me.
Never voted left of anything in my life you tribal tosser.
Here’s a tip for you, Ken.
Next time you’re out shopping for trousers, make sure they fit you before you buy them.
Bet Ken has spandex knickers on with a newt-skin lined gussett!
I think he looks very mayoral. He clearly deserves to win and should be voted for.
It’s the right thing to do…
I agree with Nick, I get Sweaty sometimes when tidying up the house. Not about my chest though!
If he offers me cash to vote for him I’ll take. It’s what secret ballots are for.
No you won’t. You are a fictitous character, like the other 37 people in the house.
Remember, Ken, leave nothing to chance: in any endeavour, be it a mayoralty race, a tax-avoidance scheme, amphibian husbandry, whatever, always be prepared for all eventualities– have a belt-and-braces strategy!
Fisting bears? I am not sure the animal rights lobby would approve, but I suppose we’d better put it to the group. I’ll email over an invoice after April 6th.
He should stick to the strategy of covering things up.
Q98 Chair: …if “good” requires pupil performance to exceed the national average, and if all schools must be good, how is this mathematically possible?
Michael Gove: By getting better all the time.
Q99 Chair: So it is possible, is it?
Michael Gove: It is possible to get better all the time.
Q100 Chair: Were you better at literacy than numeracy, Secretary of State?
Michael Gove: I cannot remember.
He’s yet another tosspot Scottish MP.
Can’t be true – Murdoch always picks winners
Many tweets make a twat.
He forgot the knotted hankie on his head
And me!
Comrade Ken is a true socialist. He will sit next to me on the podium of the next Presidium of the Supreme Soviet that I am holding in the corner as soon as I can get my arms out of this white jacket that someone has done up very tightly.
Is the plastic bag full of cash?
He’s taking all his crusty socks to the laundrette.
He has got a pooper-scooper, but no dog. Hmm.
Bag of shredded accounts.
Lookalike Rab C Nesbitt!
OI! Leave it out!
What a scrawny little tit.
That is ridiculous. He could have at least put a string vest under his braces.
Under or over? What is de rigeur this season? That is the central, piquant question in the monde du fashion this year.
Does one wear the braces over the shirt, as if ready to cast of one’s lower accoutrement in a single, elegant, move when one’s pipi reaches tumescence, or is that too gauche?
Or does one rather wear the vest over the braces, ready to pull off in a display of hunky rippling manhood as if, albeit metaphorically, one is readying oneself to work up a sweat as a horny-handed son of toil?
In these difficult times it is reassuring that there are fashion advisers like me ready to give hoi polloi clear sartorial guidance.
laters, dahhhlings!
Oona should try this.
Ken, Clegg et all really annoy me by moaning about tax avoidance. It’s LEGAL FFS!
First they came for the people acting legally…
etc.
Yes, tax avoidance is legal. The problem is that Ken branded people who avoid tax as “rich bastards” who shouldn’t be allowed to vote – whilst doing it himself.
It’s his hypocrisy that stinks, not the tax avoidance.
+1, and also people deliberately muddying the water by making the public thinking that tax avoidance is a crime when it’s not.
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh – we’re all of a twitch!
Mr ‘Red’ Ed Millitwat says:
Tho am I!
That picture is hilarious. Why the braces?
To spare us the hideous spectacle of what would be revealed if his trousers fell down.
no braces would mean his hman mask would slip off and he would start eating flies with his chameleon tongue!
Hey! Hold on!!! Stop!
He’s got my silverware in that bag!
Is that Rachel reeves a robot?
Don’t know, she’s as common as pig shit though.
I think she has “learning difficulties”
Boris Steptoe: Oh my gaw’d. Look at all this junk. The state of this place. It’s a total shambles.
old man Ken Steptoe: Garnnn..There’s nuffin wrong with this London. Its just a bit dirty, thas all. Anyway..this all very valuable stuff.
Boris Steptoe:A bit dirty? Its a complete pigsty. Look at this rubbish everywhere. Look at this..A stack of socialist workers papers. Who wants that?
old man Ken Steptoe:I’m taking them to all the libraries.
Boris Steptoe:There aren’t any libraries anymore, Ken. we ‘ad to close them all, remember? ‘Coz of all the debt, wot you and your mates left when you was in charge? Gawd, I knew you couldn’t be trusted. £500 million for an Islamic festival of anti-gayness. £200 million for Lee Jasper’s haircuts. It was a dizz-gwace.
old man Ken Steptoe:You leave Lee out of this. We dun alright. At least I got the buses to run.
Boris Steptoe:Yes you did, didn’t you. Bent buses. That should have been your slogan. “Bent buses for a bent mayor.”
They was fine. They only killed a few middle class cyclists. ‘An I introduced the congestion charge. That bought in money for London’s roads.
Boris Steptoe:And we can all see the improvements there can’t we, you old fool. All the revenue was spent on collecting the bloody revenue. What a stupid idea that was.
old man Ken Steptoe:Naw it weren’t. It raised money for me and me mates in the zones.
Boris Steptoe:You can’t see it can you? You can’t see taking money from motorists and business and giving it some lefty town hall to build a stone obelisk to celebrate International bird’s day isn’t a good thing.
You can’t see it because … you is a ponce!
old man Ken Steptoe:Yehhhh
Boris Steptoe:Now gaw on. Take all this old commie crap down the dump..go on..Fill up a few carrier bags with Ken’s broken promises leaflets and sling ‘em in the tip.
old man Ken Steptoe:I can’t carry all those on me own!
Boris Steptoe:Well you can take one of my Boris bikes. They’re free to use for OAP scrawnies like you.
old man Ken Steptoe:I’d rather walk..And so would the comrades of London.
Boris Steptoe:Well walk then. Shanks orf you moaning old git.
{Ken leaves with his carrier bag}
Boris Steptoe: Right..time to sort out this mess. Oh my gawd!..What has that filthy, dhuurty old man done in this tube system?
Brilliant Bill.
It is more like the original than the original was.
Class Bill
+200
+27
The other scores plus googolplex X Grahams number.
I’m not going to in vest. I’m oot.
Can’t you ‘Shop’ those braces into some nice 1980s red ones with gold $ signs?
Well, we know he isn’t going to wear these ones anytime soon:
http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.18660743.jpg
Nanu, nanu. Shazbut.
He looks like the bloke who sits outside our local court drinking Special Brew. If Ken set this up himself he must be determined to throw the election away.
If Red is now backing British goods why has he got an East European cleaner and a Spanish car?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044244/Is-Ed-Milibands-cleaner-washing-car-Labour-leader-squeegeed-middle.html
If they ever do a remake of Steptoe and Son he’d be a shoe-in for old man Steptoe.
Its been done. See post 70 above
Some labour shirt lifting PR mong told ken that sex sells
Surely you mean some shirt lifting Gervais….
double yuk
Facially, in that pic Ken looks rather like the actor James Bolam, famed for playing a Likely Lad on TV.
I think, by contrast, Ken is becoming the Unlikely Lad in the mayoral election…
I was just about to eat lunch when that appeared on screen, still good for the diet!
Steptoe and Son resurrected by BBC!
Welll thats lost him the Gay vote good and proper. Unless they happen to be visually challenged as well as gay…..
Or just totally desperate – like his women.
Ooo! Sssssizzzzle my sausage big boy! Hot!
That is a bloody obvious ‘photoshop’ – Yvette coopers body and ken’s head