Sayeeda Order of Nonsense
Deeply mistrusted by many in her party, Tory Chairman Sayeeda Warsi hardly does herself any favours when she can’t even get puff piece spin right. Talking to the House magazine she firstly says:
“…we do anything from between 8 to 12 constituencies a week so in that sense you know you get around you get to see them, you do dinners, you do teas. You campaign with them. There’s a lot of mushroom risotto – I’m vegetarian. Mushroom is the new vegetarian – you know it used to be pasta with a tin of tomatoes, it’s now mushroom risotto.”
Then later on she talks about life after politics:
“I just want my cookery show, and I just might leave politics. I love cooking. I just think it would be so great to kind of bring some of those fantastic, traditional recipes… I’m a huge cook and I love Come Dine with Me. My favourite things are yoghurt chilli chicken and slow roasted lamb with almonds and cashew nuts and yoghurt. It’s meat to die for, it just comes off the bone, four hours. It’s just brilliant.”
Fishy…
Time to bin her, stick here in some non-job.
And that would be different compared to where she is, how?
She seemes to be on her own with respect to polices that the tories should be folowing
A Labour spokesman said: “Ed was ill on Friday and Saturday morning. He travelled to Yorkshire as soon as he was able but it was, unfortunately, too late to make the NHS rally.
Ed is an asset to the party. The Tory party.
Is She a Taliban Sleeper??
Would anyone have heard of her if wasn’t a, er, member of a “community”?
Sorry! Missed out “she”!
She is one of Cocaine Dave’s Unelected Ethnics.
in the land of we are all together, Sayeeda Warsi is at the right place and at the right time.
Thought she was doing a non-job already. or at least it has been since she was appointed.
But really will the neckless wonder-boy Shappsy be any better, I mean look at that woeful policy today, total sap to his pre-2010 donors in the construction industry (they got their money’s worth at least). What’s Tory though about giving free money to builders?
Vote for Crony Corporatist party Brand A not Crony Corporatist party Brand B!
Sounds like she’s more suited to Labour. I have not created any wealth today because I don’t want to be subjected to the UK’s cruel taxes.
She’s had a good whack out of expens*es and now wants to pursue a career in TV.
No different from Portillo, Widdecombe, and that awful George Galloway. Why should they worry about what we think? They’ll die minted, unlike a lot of us plebs.
Maybe she’s just been a token Pakistani MP all along!…you know, a bit like Dianne Abbot is just a token black MP.
She is complete non event- and too gobby by half. Stupid bint.
Yes she sounds perfect to me , I’ve some books she could cook .
My sentiments exactly!
The unelected & unelectable Warsi is a token example of everything that stinks about David Cameron.
And as for Nick Clegg demanding that Cameron does not meet any US Conservatives on his State visit to Obamaland – it shows who is wearing the trousers.
Vote Conservative – VOTE UKIP.
That’s a bit harsh. I’m sure Warsi got the job purely on merit. She was better qualified and had more experience than any other candidate.
Either that, or..
Is that actually true about Cameron not being permitted to visit any conservatives in the US?! Talk about being under the thumb.
Cameron is a very smooth man – he has hardly any wrinkles in his scrotum
Doesn’t have anything else in it either.
FFS – Cameron is a real disapointment. Why would he not meet any Republicans? Unless of course he is closer to Obamamessiahs hopey-changey-liberal-big-state-fascism? Yep, Ukip for me next time.
Even some Libs are not sure which side he’s on. My missis is off him. UKIP? Really not sure…
The woman is a member of a certain cult – lying to those who do not adhere to that cult is endorsed by their scripture.
How many members has this ballot box shy small time divisive opportunist cost the party?
(Not as many as Cameron for sure, but….)
What’s your favourite dinosaur?
A Humperdinkus.
Surely someone who values religion so much wouldn’t tell porkies?
I dont know what it is about her, but she can suck the meat off my bone any time.
Nah …if its shaggable M*sl*m politicians that you’re after, then get a eyefull of the P*kist*ni foreign minister, as seen on tv recently . Looks a babe, name forgotten, but ogle her while she’s still in one piece.
graceful dress sense, gorgeous, stylish and dynamic is how the Indians describe the Pakistani Foreign Minister. At the age of 34, she is all pearls diamonds and designer handbag and glasses.
Hina Rabbani Khar. Still think Sayeeda’s a looker though.
It’s not widely know that Warsi is not actually dark-skinned.
It’s just that she’s so dense, lights bends around her….
(With apologies to TTOI)
You are taking this out of context as usual !
Mushroom is murder.
Come on.
She’s a political vegetarian.
She does not eat meat on the job.
What about the potatoes?
Ouch! I felt that!
Oops. Maybe the second half was supposed to be copy and pasted into someone else’s piece?
I suspect that she only eats meat if it has been properly butchered.
Hmmm. Taste the pain!
It shows that politicians lie even when there is no point in doing so. QED
No, I think it explains why she eats vegetarian dishes rather than meat when touring constituencies.
I suspect that you are right. I have a Hebrew friend who is “vegetarian” when out at work. It mean that he can keep Kosher dietary laws without making a big deal about it. He also books off the Hebrew festivals as annual leave
It seems to be a fairly innocuous way of fitting in, without being too obvious, or making a big issue of these things. I suspect “Baroness” Warsi is doing much the same.
As Forrest Gumps mum said…… “Stupid is as Supid does” !
I have nothing against Asian women, unless they are over 16.
Clearly I was talking about the disenfranchised of this country rather than the franchised (like KFC and McDonalds)
She only wanted to plug her show.
Cow.
What show?
I can arrange to miss most of the crap, Worral Thompkinson, Ramsay etc. Is this another I must avoid?
All that talk of food has left me feeling hungry.
Funny old bird….either she’s veggie or she’s meatarian? Not very clear in her befuddled mushroomy brain is she?
Clear her desk and GO!!!
Even veggies cook meals for others. Eating things and cooking them are different!
She needs boning with my meat !
Leave her alone!! She is MY and I mean MY PPOP*!!!
*PPOP = Pakistani Piece of Pussy
She ‘s probably getting her chicken tikka mixed up with her chop suey…
To be fair, she is actually quite good in Eastenders isn’t she?
Yes – she’s the postman isn’t she?
Yes, I thought the same thing.
“I get enough grief even in my position to say ‘Well she’s only doing what she’s doing because she’s black’. It’s not a nice thing to have to fight, even when you know its not true.”
That shows how out of touch she is – imo she’s despised because of her religion, not her suntan.
No, it’s because she’s thick.
Only Cultural marxists refer to Asian/Chinese people as “Black”.
And I like a drink of White Lightning with my Kebab
And a nice fat C*ontract with the Beeb for a cookery programme.
The Galloping Gormless
Gormless is far too nice.
I can think of several names, but Guido probably wouldn’t print them.
Get a Thesaurus
Chicken and lamb are the new vegetarian – another LieDim policy in the Coalition Agreement?
I bet she does gobble a sausage.
When I resigned from the Conservative Party, I made it very clear that one of the reasons was this woman prancing around barefoot in pink pyjamas behind Dave on his Pakistan visit.
BTW Ed’s messed up again:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9137918/Ed-Miliband-watched-football-just-hours-after-saying-too-ill-to-visit-NHS-protest.html
REd’s messed up:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9137918/Ed-Miliband-watched-football-just-hours-after-saying-too-ill-to-visit-NHS-protest.html
Just shows where his priorities lie, doesn’t it.
but who can blame him? footy vs. a bunch of NHS harridans @ bedwetters.
http://order-order.com/2012/03/12/labour-leadership-dodging-ken-tax-trouble/
As seen here.
The two Ed’s don’t want to be associated with Red Ken, and who can blame them.
He can’t even hail a cab these days……:0)))))))
So it’s not because I’m black?
No – it’s because you’re fat, thick, and greedy.
Happy now?
Forgot Hypocrite.
So she cannot tell the difference between a cucumber and a piece of meat !
Has she the light fingered touch necessary for a celeb chef?
Is she up to Ant Wor-Thomps standard in that respect?
She tasted to salty for my liking
That’s what the proprietor of her local sex shop said!
A cookery pilgrim
I might give up my job as well and become a celeb cook with my own TV show.
Like that fucking option would be open to me.
No bollocks I will just give up my job and stop paying tax to pay that c*nt Warsi to be a c*nt.
No need to give up your job matey, just get elected then the proles will happily let you make a TV cookery programme on the tax payers dime.
KERCHING !
Yup! That’s it in a nutshell!
I don’t eat nuts.
But walnuts on top of walnut wips are great. Oh and the peanuts in snickers are simply to die for
Perhaps she’s like me. Sometimes meat eater sometimes veggie.
Yes a completely different sort of hedgetarian then
maybe a Roadkillarian?
Seriously FFS either you meat or you don’t. Silly cow.
Does she not just mean she only eats halal meat so, when she’s dining with constituents, she only eats veggie meals?
That is probably the truth of it.
Veg meals with the filthy infidels and real food with her islamofascist friends.
It’s a trust thing.
In a coalition ‘government’, you just have to make compromises all the time.
Yes like integrity
Integrity??
What’s that?
Not sure but I’ve heard that Vince once knew the meaning
Sod the yoghurt curries is it really true the Tories are going to give taxpayer funded mortgages up to 500k to help nice middle class families achieve their dreams of home ownership.
I am not making this up. It is in the fucking Telegraph.
God alone knows what the future holds with this type of joined up thinking from the top.
Not only are they going to give them mortgages – they’re going to give them risky mortgages which only need a 5% deposit.
Financial suicide.
95% Mortgages aren’t risky per se….providing that the mortgage lender has done a proper income check with proof(not allowing self-certification)and that all outgoings including mortgage and related insurance payments do not exceed 60% of monthly disposable income. I also expect that as was the norm that any lending in excess of 80% of property valuation will need to be covered by a Mortgage Indemnity Policy for the difference between 80% and the amount borrowed up to the max 95%.
This was the norm prior to 2000 and worked properly and enabled thousands to get on the housing ladder. Where it all went wrong was when some banks started to lend 125% to valuation;allowed borrowers to self-certify income without checks and to ramp up the mortgage to cover stuff that was not property related or that added to the value of the property(i.e. double glazing;central heating;extenisons)but allowed people to borrow for new cars,holidays and repayment of credit card debt.
That’s where the whole thing went tits up as brokers were only interested in getting the commission and lenders in building up their loan book before securitising the loans as Triple A when some clearly weren’t and were sub-prime lending to people who should never have been allowed a pggy-bank much less a mortgage
I think we’ve been here before………..:0/
95% mortgages are still risky in a bubble housing market, which persists in the SE and London
People who work in finance are supposed to be able to take risks.
But have enough sense to balance that properly against the rewards from the risks. Thats why they get paid more than people who deliver pizzas. Even though there is a risk that the pizza guy doesnt get paid either.
Too many people got too carried away by the idea that the housing bubble would inflate forever.
Caerter, Clinton, Obama – all wanted to grow the state to prop up private individual risk.
NINJA mortages upto $300,000 – no income, no assets, no job.
Not one parasite on the taxpayer left behind.
Is it true that Cameron is not allowed to meet any US Republicans on his state visit?
It is. Check out his itinerary. Not one Republican is on it – not even any private meetings.
What did you expect? Cameron to meet actual Conservatives? Even if he wanted to, which he does not, Nick Clegg would never allow it.
Perhaps they could get RBS or Northern Rock to provide these insane mortgages. The government (i.e.) own them. RBS & NR could back the mortgages up.
Then we sell the banks off for a profit.
Then when these essentially mega-sub-prime mortgages gho tits up, as they inevitably will, the banks will go bust and we can use the profits we stored away to bail them out again.
Ad nauseam.
Preumably the last sub-prime crisis was so long ago the politicians have forgotten about it. It was yesterday.
Be in no doubt, we are ruled buy innumerate fuckwits.
…and I appear to be illiterate today. Whatever.
Gordon had a degree in History.
God only knows how he managed to be Chancellor, when they only accounts he had to deal with, were his own household bills.
Well qualified, he was…….NOT!
Warsi got where she is today because the fake Tories wanted to exploit her colour, her gender, her race, her religion. Welcome to the new modern (fake) Tory party of modern up to date with it trendy young metro sexual right on rainbow comrades. She augmented an image, notice that image is more important than substance in Cameroids freak show? The fact that she is a moronic 3rd rate non entity light weight means nothing, the new modern social democrat Europeanised and modernised is as solid as a morning mist and as real as a ‘hello’ photo shoot in the home of a sleb.
+ several hundred!
Has Johann Hari made a comeback?
She stresses that her staff are culturally aware, however, and her assistant has become an expert in where to buy a jilbab on the Edgware Road at short notice. “My staff know not to buy me a sandwich from Pret because I eat kosher, my staff know that when we go out for a drink they always order me an orange juice because I don’t drink. My staff know during the month of fasting when I do try and fast, that I’m pretty whacked.”
She stresses, however, that her staff are culturally aware, and her assistant has become an expert in where to buy a jilbab on the Edgware Road at short notice. “My staff know not to buy me a ham sandwich from Pret, my staff know that when we go out for a drink they always order me an orange juice, because I don’t drink. My staff know during the month of fasting when I do try and fast, that I’m pretty whacked.”
Kosher?!
Twat!
What a stupid bitch!
A ‘chairman’ is a man who occupies a chair.
It therefore follows that a woman cannot be a chairman, by definition.
The appropriate term for a woman who occupies a chair is a ‘chairwoman’, which is formed by combining the words ‘chair’ and ‘woman’.
If in doubt, ‘chairperson’ is a gender-neutral term which can be applied to men or women.
I hope this helps.
If a person who occupies a chair is a ‘chairman’ and a woman who occupies a chair is a ‘chairwoman’, it follows that a politician who occupies a chair is a ‘chairchump’.
But in law, companies are persons too.
perhaps we could get tescos to sit on a chair.
Actually, I’d pay to watch that.
What about “Chair” plain and simple? (I think it sounds shit)
Where does Jack fit into all this?
(S)he is a chairmanwoman
She’d make a better charlady.
So no chance of ‘er nibblin’ a bloke’s pork, then.
You can chew, just don’t swallow
That’s a point – before Warsi swallows her husbands baby-gravy, do all the sperms have to be individually killed while someone wails something about allah?
Are all MP’s genetically incapable of telling the truth – is it mandatory to be an out and out liar in the MP job description?
Yes – it’s on the application form.
You don’t stand an earthly unless you can lie through your teeth. You don’t even have to be convincing….just lie, lie and lie.
She is beyond MP though. As a feckin Baroness she doesn’t even have to be elected. How did she ever get that gig (err.. both)?
Gad Zooks! Biased Broadcasting Corp. just described Eric Joyce’s little punch up as a ‘drunken frenzy’! Wonders never cease.
So, not quite so against the NHS reforms, after all:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9137918/Ed-Miliband-watched-football-just-hours-after-saying-too-ill-to-visit-NHS-protest.html
As I said before – it shows where his priorities lie.
Wanting to cook something is different from wanting to eat it. I know a vegetarian stay-at-home mom who is quite happy to do a roast chicken for her family
In all honesty, If Baroness (and I use the term loosely) Warsi did manage to get a cookery programme on TV, I wouldn’t be watching it. She stands for everything I hate!
I was hoping for a little more double entendre with that.
Nikolas – I saw your miserable face at the Rugby when France lost.
That made my day!
Me too!
I have only met two MPs in my entire life! Where the fuck are they hiding?
That’s 2 more than I have. I hope you checked all your fingers were there after you shook hands with them.
I’ve met a number of them. The nicest of all, perhaps, was one who stood for a party that I would never vote for.
Gwyneth Dunwoody.
Good politicians are very, very rare.
Unfortunately, they don’t seem to last very long.
Yes, What happened to Waldegrave?
How many
“yoghurt chilli chicken and slow roasted lamb with almonds and cashew nuts”
does it take to produce a nice fat woman ?
While Rome burns, my acolytes talk about the number of mushroom risottos they have to eat
You are reaching my levels of futility and stupidity
I want my nose re-done Gwido
Does that mean that I am futile and irrelevant ?
I thought we had Nero when the ruin was in power
Oh I think we’ve got a week or so to enjoy the fruits of this debauched bankrupted civilization before the firestorm starts on March the 23rd. Fiddle away and enjoy Nero!
I bet she is not keen on Salmon d.
So when is this ‘Halal 4 the UK’ cookery show starting on BBC2?
It’s called Question Time.
Question Thyme ?
I couldnt quite work out what the purpose of Eds speech was , other than to appear to forget that debt and deficet resolving would be longer than 2 yrs into a new government . too far too fast , doesnt even begin to elude what factors encourage growth , whilst trying to resolve the debt , yet again no shad budget for 2 years , no credibility .Still waiting for eds pronouncement on Homosexual marriage .
Been hoping for some clarifcation on meanings of CDS in greece default , no figures seem yet available.
Well at least Eds lasagne parties have a competitor
I made my very owntikea wardrobe out of spaghetti hoops. I think I will change the sausage door knobs for dough Balls.
I don’t want to reignite the Indo Pakistan conflict
But I want Priti Patel as Chairman of the Tories
nice bit of black ive seen in ages
What, the apologist for the atrocities in Bahrain?
About the same amount as r*i*c*e, j*e*r*k c*h*i*c*k*e*n and p*e*a*s are required to make a Flabott.
Ha, in yer face, modbot!
I want Priti Patel as Chairman of the Tory Party
Once you had said the first four words, I would have left it at that.
She is more Tory than call me Dave..
Who will be “placed” by Morgan Stanley when he is booted out
You are not referring to my contacts I hope
I only did an internship at Morgan Stanley while waiting to become Cabinet Secretary although my working at Morgan Stanley has been conveniently air brushed from my wiki entry
A ‘chairman’ is a man who occupies a chair.
It therefore follows that a woman cannot be a chairman, by definition.
The appropriate term for a woman who occupies a chair is a ‘chairwoman’, which is formed by combining the words ‘chair’ and ‘woman’.
If in doubt, ‘chairperson’ is a gender-neutral term which can be applied to men or women.
I hope this helps.
Where will Warzi be when the I s r a
I s r a e l i s strike?
One out all out
Does she believe in Sacred Cows I ask ?
Aaaah.
Self belief.
So who will win this years recipe for disaster? Will it be Warsi’s Whopper or Balls up the lasagne? Cook up some real politics or serve up a bowl of Cheerios! Daft stunts!
Looks likes our donuts will turn out to be like Fan ny’s.
…no pork recipes I see. She does not do cannibalism then?
Mushrooms have been around along time. For centuries the fungi was popular with both veggies and meat eaters. Mushrooms were not introduced into civilised culture just a few years ago! Nice with egg and bacon.
What fun-Gus the mushroom must have.
Maybe the lovely Barreness would prefer a toads-tool?
No, I expect that she only likes Magic Mushrooms.
Mind you, I can highly recommend the Fly Agaric.
“Glasgeeee Kiss” Joyce steps out of the ring
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/head-butt-mp-quits-labour-party-164154152.htm
hah ha…they just shifted the url:
there you go:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/assault-mp-eric-joyce-quits-labour-party-162214333.html
Some people who keep halal or kosher will say that they are vegetarian on occasions in order to avoid a tedious discussion of what they can and can’t eat.
A bit like saying you’re a devil-worshipper when the Jehovah Witnesses call.
it will be a halal issue, she probably says she is vegetarian so that she does not have to eat kuffr meat (ie non hallal).
I woz well knackered when Lard Prezza came home late one night and demanded I cook him his dinner. I opened a tin o dog food, added some curry powder. Threw in some Unkle Ben’s rice. Popped it into the microwave then watched the p ig eat it. He hadn’t a Scooby Doo!
What’s wrong with me pishin’ in the fish? Ah Luvlee jublee!
No Badger is safe around these parts, Squire.
Can I have the last word?
The lady looks a real beauty in the photo above.
That’s it.
Becoming really sick of the double tap here Guido. Please sort it. So not like you…
If Warsi was a white male christian Tory she would not be in Government.
This is a fact and a very worrying one for taxpayers.
I’d give her one.
Gobby harridan. Every time she comes on the wireless, all too often, I reach for the off switch.
She might just be talking about cooking meat dishes for others. I’m vegetarian and I do the same. It doesn’t bother me. I’m told I do a mean steak.
She has a point about the British way of doing pasta – warm up a tin of tomatoes and hey presto! – it tastes just like eating pasta with a tin of tomatoes. The real way is the Italian way, which is cook the tomatoes for hours and hours and eventually something magical happens. Lycopenes get released etc. Whatever, it just tastes a darn sight better.
When I was a young student I was a vegetarian who ate bacon rolls.
As with most vegetari-lasses, we all know that Multi-Token Warsi still likes a bit of meat inside her. Even better if it’s someone else’s…….
Racists
Another politician too stupid or too arrogant to even keep her lies consistent from one end of a magazine article to the other. To my mind that sums up why the Augean stables in Westminster need a comprehensive clean up.
Possibly adopting Bill Clintons approach to denial when claiming that a blow-job does not constitute sex.
“What – you mean Lamb doesn’t grow on trees?”