Buy the Daily Star on Sunday
Buy #DailyStarSunday for where @LiamByrneMP is going, @EricJoyce's previous conviction, Ken's TAXI problem, why Cameron ain't a Charming Man—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) March 11, 2012
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Oh bollocks, i forgot to get it.
Me too.
i thorght you atricle was the best one in it
Such grammar and spelling – a natural born Star journalist
If that’s the real Billy I’ll eat my daily star horoscope.
I misread it and bought the Morning Star instead.
I bought the daily spa
I bought the Sun on Sunday by mistake.
I like a rub down with the Sunday Sport
I read it on the free Star app. A bit tame compared to the blog Mr F.
A much more intelligent read IMHO
I read that as kenlivingstone’s fatcheque from Ir an (£200kplus) that’s apparently funding his bid for the London Mayor’s job whilst Ir an is developing a nuc le ar
wa rhe ad to hit London.
ken is either naive or a cynic – I know which I think he is. Life’s a funny thing!!
Are Guido’s Catholic hackles raised by a junior government whip tweeting “must be Sunday, more Catholics spitting hatred”?
“spitting hatred”? Oooooo, bitch.
According to the Catholics Sodomy is sin, I don’t know about that but I know its damn disgusting.
Having said that I see nought wrong with gayers “marrying” in a registry office or in the middle of Arsenal football ground if they want to PROVIDED that us hetros can have a Civil Partnership with our female partners and that NONE of the churches which regard GAY sexual activity as wrong should be forced to marry same sex couples in their establishments. Furthermore there should be no attempt to water down the use of the words husband and wife as these relate to hetrosexual marriage as opposed to homosexual marriage.
Finally I understand from Bish Sentanu that if Cam wants to bring in this law he is going to have to get the CofE’s Common Book of Prayer amended. Which ain’t gonna happen.
Wasn’t there something in the Bible about turning the other cheek?
Always listen to Catholic priests – their “gay” experience is legendary.
I know nothing about catholicism I’m talking about christianity.
Always reads the legendary Daily Star more like…
The gayers turn those cheeks regularly.
Guido
I went to my local shop and asked if he had a copy of The Star on Sunday with the Guido Fawkes piece in it, He reply was that he had sold out, i said *I know that but have you a copy of The Star on Sunday? * .
It took me embarrassingly long to get that.
If you can’t get it in the first two seconds, move on. Blog rule.
Do we have to have this joke every week? But it was funny the first time.
it never takes me more than 2 secs to get to the end
Humbly admit it took me about 7 seconds. And then laugh… I just couldn’t
I laughed until I stopped
Very good…
Yep, took me a few seconds as well but that may just be my hangover.
Good stuff.
A joke which wasn’t all that funny last week and will continue to get unfunnier as the weeks wear on and the same joke gets told again and again, like that one about the bordello madam telling the John he can’t pay in Euros, which was told dozens and dozens of times on this blog.
OK, we get it: Guido got mercenary in his old age and became what he berated. Get over it. He’s got a wife and kids to support.
Don’t forget this for tomorrow’s cartoon:
“Who is it?”
“Is it Tommy Cooper?”
“I thought it was Delia Smith.”
“Skid and Mark, don’t give up the day job.”
“Execrable.”
“The worst yet.”
“WTF?”
Etc., etc., etc.
All richly (geddit?) deserved, of course.
Rich and Mark are to cartoon humour what the gentleman who was born in Braunau-am-Inn on 20 April 1889 was to the Diaspora.
A “gentleman” who probably should have taken up cartooning, seeing he was an artist no worse than Skid and Mark, and probably a lot better. We all would have been better off, including him.
What is the ontological status of such counterfactuals, I wonder?
Imagine Brown as The Best Prime Minister Britain has ever had…
A timely reminder of the how, not much changes over time in my profession:
Hi! I’m Gordon Brown, and I invented the most complicated tax system in Europe.
It’s an amazing product with hundreds of special loopholes for those wise enough not to get shafted under PAYE.
It’s so good, I bought a company.
And set myself up, Red Ken style, as the office of lovely Sarah & Gordon Braun.
Get yourself and off the shelf company and avoid ruinous Taxes that some bumbling super chancellor introduced. Do it..today!
(VoiceOver … My name is Tony Blair and I endorce this message)
Very apt. And nearer to the truth than most people realise.
You don’t need top set up companies. Just have cash paid into offshore accounts and assets delivered offshore as well, like my villa in Spain. Jahbulon.
Write for us Guido and advertise us using your blog and twitter accounts and we shall reward you handsomely
The Sport on Sunday
Should that have not read ‘ broadcast for us ken and advertise our aims on your blog and twitter accounts and we shall reward you handsomely’
armoureddinnerjacket and his tame theocracy.
Why is Guido shilling for the dead tree press?
Oh – I forgot he is taking the brown envelopes now.
I need something stuffing in my brown envelope by next Tuesday.
I regret that I am not in a position to inform the House about my personal taste in biscuits.
This is a classified State Secret, and may affect the Security of the EUSSR.
you’d be better off asking ‘ why is ken shilling for iran’ or ‘why is militwit shilling for the unions’ or ‘ why are the libdems shilling for themselves’………
Sally Bercow got axed from The Star on Sunday just two weeks after Guido started writing for the Star on Sunday.
“The Daily Star Sunday is cutting back on its big name columnists less than three weeks after Desmond moved to slash the cover price by 50%, to 50p, in a costly tabloid price war with Rupert Murdoch’s Sun on Sunday.
However, political blogger Paul Sta1nes, aka Guido Fawkes, was recently hired as a columnist on the Daily Star Sunday.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/mar/09/daily-star-sunday-axes-columnists?newsfeed=true
cutting back on it’s BigNameColumnists aka sallyalleybercow!!!
Don’t make me laugh!!!
Sally’s worn a sheet, and has taken part in Celebrity Big Brother.
That’ll look good on her CV.
Fuck off bitch.
So Guido has been drafted in to replace Mrs Bercow so that the Star can save money.
No. I believe Guido has been drafted in as his beliefs and morality are better aligned with Desmond’s.
It couldnlt be, could it? that they found sallyalley actually couldn’t write?!
Horizontally she can perform, vertically she can’t deliver.
Well Ichabod what do we expect after the last 13 years of labour’s failed education policy.
That’s a big hole to fill
What’s the tit count for today Guido?.
Your the fifth to comment on here in the last hour.
Ergo, you must be the sixth.
Ergo you must be the seventh.
Eh, according to you I was the fifth (a student of history).
You’re the fifth and the seventh, quite an achievement for a mong, it must be said.
Would you like to sin
With Elinor Glyn
Upon a tiger skin?
Or would you prefer
To err
With her
Upon another fur?
Too late
To mate
She’d be a hundred and forty-eight.
Shed no tears
Your fears
Are not as bad as appеars
You are her senior by three hundred and eighteen years.
Oh fuck my arse
Just got back from a day trip to Mars, where I purchased a Thark Bule. It goes very nice my comb over.
Remember kids, don’t try this at home, leave it to the experienced nutters.
Just put your arm through this sleeve, sir.
That’s right.
Thank you.
My left tit is called Lady Veronica Fitzgerald-Barr, my right one is called Timmy.
We have twin tits called Cameron and Clegg.
Are you claiming for them as supported dependents?
I’m claiming that they’re both poo. I hope that clears it up.
That reminds me.
Skid and Mark are just hours away.
Herr Moggie, see my #127.
#127 is blog code for a titchy cock.
@Sir Aston Martin
I have responded in appropriate fashion.
Gesundheit!
Talk about titchy cocks, and one turns up ^.
At least he has one!
Unlike you.
Cυnt
====
Piss off Вowden you fucking shit stabber, your boyfriend wants a dose of what you’ve got.
U r out of ur depth
says the kiddy fiddler at the shallow end.
Fruit can have explosive dehiscence
You’re not Вilly, but you’re still a nonce.
When did you first discover you weren’t perceptive?
Nonce – such a Labour word btw.
When did you first discover that you were an arsehole, fake Bіlly ? Or has it not occurred to you yet?
Do one, cuпt. (that’s anglo saxon btw)
Sorry Guido, no can do mate. If you want a good news tabloid it has to be the Sun. The Mirror and People being too mentally twisted to do anything other than spout bilge. If you want political coverage then go to the Telegraph, Times, Observer etc. If you want tits then it is the Sport. Notice anything missing from that list? Oh yes, the Star on Sunday. I’ll not call you a sell out, but if you really wanted an audience then you should have gone to The Sun on Sunday.
Entirely so, and of them all the Sport is the best.
He can’t go anywhere he wants. It’s invitation only.
Talking of those old dead newspaper things, I wonder if anyone can help me? In a fight between those two wicked lying treasonous old hags, Polly Toynbee and Shirley You Can’t be Serious Williams, who should I wish to win/lose?
I’m in a quandary.
Cleggie tells his conference at Gateshead that he and THEY are now the party who are changing Britain for the better and who are setting the radical agenda creating a truly Liberal Britain and safeguarding the nation from Toryism……..
Totally deluded…………..
Undoubtedly, but on this issue I do wonder why, if the LibDems are not blocking us, a number of my colleagues are chewing the carpet?
Who exactly are these Beatles?
You can say that again. Boaz.
Well the libdems had better make the best of it whilst it lasts. Nobody will be voting them back anywhere near to any power anytime in the next 100 years or so.
What a disappointing, failed and failing party they are!!!
How about a total (permanent) knockout for both?
That leaves HaPerson
If Ken REALLY believes the USA wants the Iranian oil (chuckle, chuckle) why did the Yanks not take most of the Iraqi oil when they had the chance? Most of it has gone to Russia and the EU. The USA gets very little oil from the Middle East and most of that is from Saudi Arabia. But don’t expect a few facts to get in the way of Ken’s absurd statements. He doesn’t believe what he says but many idiots do.
I say chaps! Jolly Nick gave a spiffing speech, – watt!
All about the importance of Jabbering, Eating, Excreting, and Tippling!
And he’s well with us on Wind Farms – what could be better!!
Watt!!!
I DO so love this spiffing Coagulation!
Watt!
Like that one, a coagulation… coagulation posing as a nation.
I always thought that England and Scotland were two nations posing as a coagulation.
This Tycoon Tax;Mansion tax ; cutting tax relief on pensions contributions for the higher rate tax payers and hounding bankers until they re-locate to China is music to Lib-Dem activists’ ears but who do they actually think create the jobs,earn billions of foreign earnings for the British Exchequer ? Denis Healey tried ithis in the 70′s and pretty soon realised that the UK was losing foreign investment and the entrepreneurs that create wealth for the UK and that Britain was closed for business but then again what do Lib_Dems understand about business…??
All of the political parties, not just the LibDems, DO know how to “give someone [i.e. the public] the ‘business’,” though, as they have been doing, and are continuing to do.
No it’s alrite mate, i’ve already done me bog roll shopping this week.
Just as well; the Star is already full of shit.
Mr Murdoch give me a job please.
… and an extra £2 if you take your dentures out.
Worzel can’t find his Professor head to read the Daily Star.
I’d forgotten about worzel and his heads. That’s what the libdems need isn’t it ?
2 new heads to help them understand the economics of ordinary folks and small businesses.
Oh and they desperately need to get rid of vince who understand economics about as well as gordy!!
You just gave everybody yet another reason not to purchase that rag
Will you be appearring in the 1/4 Asian Babes secton?
Do ou have to kneel whenever you meet Dirty Dick Desmond
BE C AREFUL!
I will not be buying any newspaper. The media is a disgrace.
Quite right stick to reading the FREE online versions
The MEDIA are
What’s strange about that ?
That there is even such a thing in the world as a poster of Alistair Darling.
TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX,TAX.
You can trust the FibDems to keep this promise….
Try again, N E O must not be on m o dd ing duty as G managed to say nothing nice about Camoron
It`s a auto-mod.
So anything to do with cars is banned ?
Here are the rules for when to use A or An:
a = indefinite article (not a specific object, one of a number of the same objects) with consonants
She has a dog.
He works on a blog.
an = indefinite article (not a specific object, one of a number of the same objects) with vowels (a,e,i,o,u)
Would you like an apple?
He is an ignoramus.
An hour?
Although I had anticipated this, it is an honour to be corrected.
(Despite my original desire for brevity.)
You need correcting alright, in a fucking special facility.
Too bad chum.
I escaped.
Scratch!, ow!.
Not quite all the rules.
An hotel?
Oops! Apologies, Sir W. Must remember to refresh before posting.
“Anotel”, as she is spoke!
Say, Cat, could you lend me “a Euro”?
Take as many as you want.
I was not attempting an exhaustive statement on indefinite articles – just pointing out that It`s a auto-mоd. is just plain wrong.
No one can justify that usage. Even less someone with an expensive education (should that have been the case.)
Keep Labour out means sometimes having to vote Tory but it does not necessarily indicate support.
Beware the Ides of March!
An AA mechanic gave me an IOU.
Doh. How about an SAS soldier?
tch tch tch!!! how many more time am we have to say you ma de basket case!!
PERSON, – am de word! DE ‘MAN’ THING hab gone long ago when dat HaRPY womin took over de rains.
I wrote a book today called The Amazing Power of Poo. Teddy said it was a best smeller.
Good grief! Is the Daily Star still going? To me, it goes with Carry On films, flared denim hipsters and pop singers with mirrors on their hats.
I have just zapped onto the front page of the Daily Star Sunday
More inconsequential futility on one page is difficult to show
All those “celebrities”
OMG
Don’t know one of them…
It’s an effect of aging dearie.
Now, just drink this nice cup of Bengers, – then bed.
Where are the homo gangbangs, shags and WAGs, buggery thuggery and skullduggery of New Labour
At least they kept us in copy
Seems you missed this year’s LibDem Spring Conference.
Said Sir William Waad, as if there was anything wrong with all that! Those were great days, Sir Bill, the likes of which we’ll not see again! A hell of a lot more fun, at any rate! A pound was a pound! Russians didn’t own everything! (They were the enemy, FFS!) Asians weren’t trying to blow up the Tube! (Hell, even Micks hadn’t started blowing up shit yet, either!) You didn’t worry you were taking your life in your hands when you shagged somebody! Birds were birds! Poofters stayed in the closet mostly! Everybody liked it that way! Every sentence had an exclamation after it!
Well said
Well said!!!!!!!!
Dear Guido
I may be in profound disagreement with you about the banks, Murdoch and Z i o n i s m
But I am in agreement about many other things
Not the least is the Pastoral Letter read out in all Catholic Churches in the UK today about homo marriage
Let them bugger each other in private
But not inflict their vice on the public
PS one of the other problems I have with homos is that they are vicious, with no generosity, like the Noble Ermin Vermin Mandelkraut of that Ilk
so do hetros shag at the wedding cermony?
Heteros, i.e. normal human beings, should simply ignore exhibionist twinkies…
Yes!
butt homs will do it DURING the ceremony
They’re like kids, they’ll push the boundaries as far as you’ll let them. They need slapping down occasionally to remind them who’s the dominant species.
Oh – the sight of lovely smooth but – ocks! ooooohh I’m ready to swoon!
And to think that the Conservatie Party is now the party of buttblugs and plastic arseholes
Says it all really….
I have just invited Rebekahh over for a drink
She tells me the Screws readers loved all those homos
Happy birthday Rupert 81 today from all your friends
Citizen Murdock is still there ?
http://youtube-global.blogspot.com/2011/09/on-its-70th-anniversary-orson-welles.html
No, they have a little one. And, like its larger cousin, can be a bit of bother from time to time, especially when excited.
The answer is a good dose of HaPerson gel, guaranteed to smother any untoward feelings.
It’s riddled with them.
We must all agree to disagree I think.
If two people of whatever sex can find lasting love an affection in this world of hate and war then they should be congratulated.
I think God would approve of them.
Where does that leave me?
I am sure that you can hold your own…
Wanking futilely.
Either that, or they should be gassed. It’s best for them in the long run.
The FibDems’ proposal for a Mansion Tax is intolerable . After all, what happens if an honest Liebour politician and highly successful Middle East P3@ce Envoy like me has TEN properties ?? Surely you can’t tax me on ALL TEN ???
They haven’t thought the proposal through. Their esteemed leader cleggie owns homes in London, Spain and somewhere where they ski. All luxury villas. He’s not going to pay any mansion taxes any more than the esteemed stvincecable will.
All Hot Air and for public consumption only.
Tax is for little people.
Too true. As ken made clear on Marr this morning people in his position should be exempt from such inconveniences as paying tax!!
I’m all for it. All people under 4′ 3″ should pay tax, those above not.
They can’t tax OVERSEAS properties, can they ?? BASTARDS !
Don’t worry polly the ita lians will be taxing you as a foreigner with a luxury property in their country. The EU is demanding it.
Bitten on the bum by your own chums eh? Justice at last!!
I’m down to just eight properties but they won’t be eligible for the Mansion Tax hahahaha !
It’s no small wonder that MP’s office expenses are so high.
Your staff must spend all their time flipping properties, and shr*edding documents.
Oh Tony, – My HERO!!!!
Like me to get my special equipment darling?
It looks to me like a variation on the Groucho Marx dictum .. I wouldn’t want to join a club that would have me… the fact that the Star wants Guido’s contribution should not be taken as a compliment to him or his loyal followers. I bet this gets modded.
Fine wine doesn’t pay for it’s self pal.
I bet your post gets modded…. coz it’s so fucking contentious.
A pile boring shite!
Too true this latest round of self serving politicians in the UK are about as uninspiring as a load of horseapples!!
i like dropping my guts in the butchers
yesterday i melted two punds of pork chops with a curry pump
Clever boy!
Have you beaten your beard to death yet Gordon, aint seen her or heard a peep out of her for awhile.
So?
How do you get rid of shit adver£s?
Flush them down the toilet.
I would never say c’unt or shit.
1. And Mose, driven from the habitation of all normal decent people, wandered in the wilderness. And no-one save the crow which is calléd carrion came by him.
2. And an hireling, naméd Ed, driven forwarde by a multitude of men clothéd in purple, riding in chariots, followed by jobsworths and jobsworth’s jobsworths, drew nigh unto Mose, and said, Art Thou he, that MincingPrettyBotty said would save thy people and lead them from the wilderness?
3. And Mose, answered, and said unto Ed: Yeah, I am he.
4. And Ed said unto Mose: then what doest thou here, in rags, and an hungered?
5. And Mose answered and said: What doest thou also? Art thou he that, even unkempt, was he that was my liege man, my follower and pretty boy? Even speaking unto the multitude concerning neo-endogenous crap?
6. And Ed, discomfited, said: Nay, I am not he. I am he chosen by those that are calléd Un Ion. And they say unto me, get thee and receive unto thee the blessing of Mose, and people will follow thee. And I, even I have come, driven as with a goad by those in Chariots and dressed in fine purple.
7. And Mose considered these matters in his heart, and, opening his mouth, said unto Ed: thou knowest that I, even I, am destined to lead my people from the wilderness. Go now and announce to the people, that I, even I, shall lead them.
8. And Ed, with an heavy heart, returnéd to the Chariots of those called Un Ion leaders.
Here endeth the Lesson.
What a lot of bollockski.
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for buckfast
i have poo stripes in the gusset of my chino trousers
Preserve them – Winnie memorabilia is most collectable.
I have a red star every day except Sunday.
The likelihood is most of us posters especially the ones around while Gordon McMong was still PM and ripping him on a daily basis are all on MI5 watch lists. You might not believe me but people have been monitored and put on watch lists by MI5 for less.
Donlt worry about it. If Mi5 has time to watch folks like me doing school runs, spending time with Youngnells in hospital and teaching her how to sail rather than watching out for the enemies of the state, we haven’t got much to worry about!!
Can’t wait to get my watch !! Hope it’s a R0lex !
Sorry but I’m one of the no body visitors to this site, but the Daily Star? c’mon
I’m not especially confrontational but I’ve just been attacked by @BiancaJagger on Twitter +++Laugh+++
This obviously labour lady says NHS is something better than sliced bread & didn’t like it when I said labour’s NHS had left YoungNell disabled. She seemed to think I was being disrespectful to labour’s memory!!
She obviously doesn’t have much sympathy for disabled kids.
Told me to ‘Get Of her Cloud’!! Obviously can’t deal with home truths.
I’m not especially confrontational but I’ve just been attacked by ++
@+B ianca Ja gg er on Twitter +++Laugh+++
This obviously labour lady says NHS is something better than sliced bread & didn’t like it when I said labour’s NHS had left YoungNell disabled. She seemed to think I was being disrespectful to labour’s memory!!
She obviously doesn’t have much sympathy for disabled kids.
Told me to ‘Get Of her Cloud’!! Obviously can’t deal with home truths.
Reply
Sad that she still needs to feel attached to Mr Jagger’s hooks…
C’mon?
What is the problem here????
No peаs…
Sаd thаt shе stіll nееds tо fееl аttаchеd tо Mr Jаggеr’s hооks…
Exactly. How Trite was my first thought!
Suddenly I think that tribe is as tainted as bliar the warmonger, brown the failed economist and livingstone the taxdodger extraordinaire!
Rotten to the core!
Brown was never an economist.
He was a historian of the Trades Union movement.
That fact in itself speаks volumes for the paucity of knowledge in the banking, economics, political theory and media spheres.
That is why I walked out in disgust; first from the banking fraternity and then from the UK.
Bolter.
Thank you that Cat!
Much relieved – and grateful – for your confirmation of my long held belief that that vile *person* is/was a fraud, an orally flatulent fool ( I would rather his stinking flatus passed via his arse than be delivered to his acolytes), a lying, cheating, incompetent bully, and much more beside.
I’m sad to read of your job. A life-long suspician of banking had given way to a kind of warmth to the Cap’n Mannerings of a (long past) world who would value integrity and laugh at – what was it? – 110% self-declared incomes / mortgages / incomes or some such twaddle. (Hope that doesn’t ruffle your feathers too much on this otherwise peaceful evening – but it certainly does mine! – considering our first home was bought on the basis of my then meagre income.)
@Bystander #4
Nice of you to express your concern but I am happier out of it, if rather less prosperous than I might have been. (Working on that now to correct.)
I rose to the highest level, an ambition I had from my youth, and when you get there you really wonder why you bothered (assuming you still have some principles.)
I worked to bring efficiency to the industry using IT more efficiently to speed up services. But only people can make a true difference to service. We needed to improve on the Mannerings, good as they once were, to bring on gifted people supported by technology. Instead we got the sub-continental call centres.
There are still parts of the world where you can obtain a first class banking service. It might be imprudent of me to mention where but I think you will get the drift…
“Jazziette
You don’t deserve to wear her clothes! —-> @nell_newman @BiancaJagger”
And this of course is how labour bullies when people disagree with their views. gordy would approve!!
One might take more notice of her if she had not benefitted from Mr Jagger’s many years of tax dodging.
@Nell. Bianca does not live in the real world. She lives in an Ivory tower surrounded by nannies and servants to pamper for her every whim.
It is hard looking after a disabled child/adult. I know, I have experience in this area. The NHS is failing everyone especially the vulnerable and it sounds like it has failed you and your family.
Lucky for B ianca, she can afford to go private. I doubt she has ever used the NHS in her life. She can afford to go private, most of us don’t have that luxury and are stuck with the rubbish we are given. The tax payer is not given value for money.
Get out of her cloud? Yeah, that is where here head is well and truly stuck! Cloud cuckoo land?
“Ja zziette
You don’t deserve to wear her clothes! —-> @ ne ll_newman @Bia ncaJa gger”
And this of course is how labour bullies when people disagree with their views. gordy would approve!!
leave ‘er nell, she’s not wurf it.
Thanks sweetie,
But I suspect she’s very typical of millionaire out of touch labour.
Ed Miliband is very quiet about Ken Livingstone.
So would you be if you had got your spare pair of adenoids stuck in your throat.
Or indeed your accountant doing the same things that ken’s accountants are doing!!!
@Nell. Who would want Bianca’s style, ideas or otherwise?
Labour is style over substance and it’s now truly ‘down and out’. Labour have ruined the country.
As for Labour playing fair? Nah! Get tough Nell!
Don’t worry sweetie I’m not likely to cave in to a labour supporting bia nca jag ger who gets angry at me as a grandma who tells the truth about my grand-daugher being made disabled by labour’s uncaring NHS & then goes on to say , because I dared to criticise labour’s NHS, that I’m not worthy to wear her clothes!!!
+++Laughs sadly+++ Where are her brains??!! And where is her compassion for disabled children??!!
Don’t worry sweetie
I’m not likely to cave in to a labour supporting b ia n ca ja g g e r who gets angry at me as a grandma who tells the truth about my grand-daugher being made disabled by labour’s uncaring NHS & then goes on to say , because I dared to criticise labour’s NHS, that I’m not worthy to wear her clothes!!!
+++Laughs sadly+++ Where are her brains??!! And where is her compassion for disabled children??!!
Reply
And then gets her friend to suggest on twitter because I disagreed over the NHS that I should commit suicide in a bj suit!! How extreme is that??!
Socialism at its best or what??!!
@Nell, reply: Typical Labour. Style over substance.
That should shut them up for five minutes.
The only thing that’s going to bother her is whether her profits in selling clothes will be affected. AKA bliar – everything is about money!!
But her circle is invaluable. Who but Keith Richard could have surpassed the “bizarre gardening accident” in Spinal Tap by falling out of a palm tree?
Anybody know if Nutella is kosher?
No idea. Doubt whether God worries about such trivia. It tastes good. Enjoy!
er…..it was a rhetorical question nell, wtf?
rethoriclle
++++Larfh++++
As Old Harry might say – may you be pestered by a flustered white rabbi.
Tat is not kosher
Only if it hung drawn and quartered
@Ah right Nell. Really, I would not give BJ five minutes of my time. Labour need to learn that we are not interested on how the mega rich perceive the poor, middle class etc. Wtf do they know about real life other than what publicist tell them? Sweet FA!
Very interesting evening. bi a n ca ja g g er & friends have just suggested on tw itt er I should commit sui cide wearing a bj suit because I said labour’s NHS had failed us.
How’s that for socialism!!
@Nell ducky! Tell ‘em you would rather go out in style and wouldn’t be seen d e a d in a BJ outfit. You have better taste than that! Gucci? Maybe!
Thanks darling!
Just thinking, committing suicide is one thing, but while wearing a bj suit?.
+++Smiles+++
Interesting though that bi a nc aja gg er & labour are happy to tell people who disagree with their socialist views to commit suicide in or out of a bj suit.
More than extreme!!
A te rr or ist point of view isn’t it?!!
No doubt militwit approves this tactic?!
I would give my left arm for a Chanel shoulder bag.
Bianca Jagger’s tat? I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole.
B ia nca is using the NHS for publicity reasons.
Nell, how do you sell goods? Being contraversial works. The t u r d is using you to create interest and curiosity for her t at so that sales will go up. How low can these Slebs go? B ianca’s style is cheap and tacky!
No idea sweetie. But I’ve now had an email warning me not to slander them in my Blog!!!!
For crying out loud! I use my Blog to write about the unfairness of the NHS and the unfairness of care for disability and elderly care under the NHS.
These £millionaire ja g g er people are SO UNREAL to go around publicly threatening those of us who are dealing with the difficult things in life !! SO ANGRY.!!!!
You need to calm down. Try suicide.
So the breaking news is that Guido has stepped into Sally Bercow’s shoes.
No the ++++BREAKING NEWS+++ is
the Ja GG ER family & Friends are supporting Labour over the NHS and if you choose to express an alternative point of view they will be attacking you and suggesting that you commit su ic ide!!
Love Socialism!!
sir mick the tax exle?
@Nell. Who is Banka Jagger?
I will never buy her goods ever. I will never vote Labour ever. Their ploy has worked hasn’t it?
Be careful Nell. The cow is not worth it!
On the + side. You must have got to them if they sent you an e m a i l. Well done. Be careful.
@Nell. Don’t get angry. I worked out these idiots a long time and it is all about p r o f i t and nothing else.
The truth is on twitter and no doubt many reasonable people will be disgusted and fed up with them. I know I am.
Find out what your legal rights are in relation to blogging and free speech. Guido might be able to inform you. I don’t see how you are in the wrong. Keep a copy of the tweets and look up on the law in relation to the Intentional infliction of emotional distress. Suggesting suicide? They are deliberately trying to distress you. Nasty!
Good Night Folks x God Bless. Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
Good nite Nell. It will all look better in the morning. You got the better of them. Sending you an e m ail. They were well wound up! Haha. x
I sell frocks on the NHS. I am a c u n t!
Forced to commit suicide in a Bia nca Jagger outfit?. Definitely trying to inflict emotional harm. Wearing Gucci is preferable and uplifting. Where is your taste woman?
Sue her for mill ions! C unt!
There is a reason she sent you that e mail and it isn’t cos you are in wrong! Sue the bytch!
Err…I forgot it was Sunday um, thats right isn’t it?
I see the Star on Sunday is exempt from Guido’s “Dead Tree Press” tag. Hypocrisy? Sell-out?
Fuck that!