From: Iain McNicol
Date: 9 March 2012 15:01:06 GMT
To: All Staff
Subject: New Executive BoardDear All
…
I was personally very sorry to see that a number of the appointments were publicised on various blogs earlier today before staff had been fully informed.
Yours
Iain
Iain McNicol
General SecretaryLabour Party
39 Victoria Street
London
SW1H 0HA
@iainmcnicol
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
They fear you Guido, more than voters.
The BBC is planning a programme download service, which would rival iTunes, so it can sell new and old programming, according to a report.
This will definitely be a success
Government propaganda agencies normally kill Apple at business.
Songs will Include
“How Glorious It Is To Pull The Cart Up The Dung Heap For The Glory Of The Commune”
Meanwhile the Beeb is reporting that Greece has met it’s bailout conditions.
“Today the problem is solved,” French President Nicolas Sarkozy said, reports the Beeb.
Hurrah! All is peachy in the Eurozone.
Meanwhile, ISDA has determined that Greece has technically defaulted, triggering CDS payouts which will ripple through the world’s financial instutions. Just pray your pension fund isn’t one that issued a CDS against sovereign debt, or you will be paying for this Euro disaster again.
Is this news on the Beeb website?
Is it fuck.
Oh effing modbot.
Meanwhile the Beeb is reporting that Greece has met it’s bailout conditions.
“Today the problem is solved,” French President Nicolas Sarkozy said, reports the Beeb.
Hurrah! All is p*e*a*chy in the Eurozone.
Meanwhile, ISDA has determined that Greece has technically defaulted, triggering CDS payouts which will ripple through the world’s financial instutions. Just pray your pension fund isn’t one that issued a CDS against sovereign debt, or you will be paying for this Euro disaster again.
Is this news on the Beeb website?
Is it fuck.
The CDS payouts are big but not catastrophic. The real problems are that Greece will need another bailout within 12 months, so will Portugal and Spain and Italy are hanging on the edge.
The EuroHunts are screwing the world starting with the weakest Eurozone countries.
Agree about the Eurohuhnes, but the € was always a political project more than an economic one.
Bear in mind that financial institutions in some of the PIIGS were big CDS issuers. CDSs were unregulated – that was the ‘point’ of them as far as the finance sector was concerned.
Make sense who can, I switch off..
Actually the BBC has quite alot of things people would buy (tax payer subsidised of course). But agains the odds they do have an impressive bank of programmes.
We at the BBC love to be paid more than once for the shows you’ve already paid for.
BBC Worldwide ads, overseas sales, tie-in products, brown envelopes from the music industry, Product Placement… and now, online through iGoons.
Then the BBC has more money to pay for relocating staff to Salford…
some of the newsreader birds are fit.
(not all)
Yeah. Isn’t make-up amazing!
Oh, Susanna………………………..
To be fair the BBC needs every penny it can get , cocaine isnt cheap you know.
But none of these millions are ever used to reduce the licence fee. They spend every penny they can get their hands on and then demand even more from the taxpayers, pleading poverty.
It is all part of the grand plan to make the TV license an ‘internet ‘ licence. And all that follows…….
You can’t compete with p2p.
I would rather have slept with Stevie Nicks naked when she was in her 20s than with abbaJ eht taC at any time – even in his best suit.
Sorry, abbaJ.
To be fair I probably would prefer to have slept with ABBA though admitedly those two blokes might have got in the way at bit.
And what exactly are you hiding in your box SC?
You forget the last time you cheated…
Well let’s hope it’s just as crap as their new website makeover, the footie updates are so ‘far-ahead’…”please refresh your browser or press F5″, classic retro html. Just like Tim Berners Lee just returned to undergrad at Queen’s College Oxon!
Yes Dirty Desmond must be shitting himself now the fiercely independent blogger is on the payroll.
A very worthwhile cause if I may say so.
http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/2012/03/appeal.html
+++
@Help if you can
Thanks for posting.
Since I stopped paying TVLA I guess I should chip some in to help the good guys.
From: Iain McNicol
Date: 9 March 2012 15:01:06 GMT
To: All Staff
Subject: New Executive Board
Dear All
…
I was personally very sorry to see that a number of the appointments were publicised on various blogs earlier today before staff had been fully informed.
Yours
Iain
Iain McNicol
General Secretary
Labour Party
39 Victoria Street
London
SW1H 0HA
@iainmcnicol
P.S.
Perhaps I should have known better than trust anything confidential to a bunch of dimwitted lefty arseholes in the first place!
Verily, the good ship Labour leaketh..
Socialists look stupid again!
Well done Guido, we love it….
http://horsforthletdownbyleeds.blogspot.com/
Not as much as our glorious coalition partners leak, drip, ooze and slurp!!
Tez a shame, look you!
‘Tis not surprising, considering the number of drips on board.
Dear All,
I was personally very sorry to see that my email moaning about early publication of the new appointments on various blogs has also appeared …on various blogs.
labour with its finger on the pulse as usual
If you mean they are checking the pulse using that big vein that runs up the shaft then Qudos
A digit up their own ass hole perhaps?
Labour with its fingers in the purse as usual.
It would be up their arse hole, but can’t find it, even using both hands and a fucking map!
Does anyone else think that the Millipede boy is looking increasingly sour faced? Is he drinking Gordon’s neat?
Anyone for tetanus?
If you wake me again with this drivel you will be sleeping with the biggest codpiece on the Florida Keys .
( And I don’t mean round your cojones either but somewhere a bit more invasive ).
Guido pleeeeeese !!
Are you a man or a monicker ??
Do you have to insist on moderating everything that the jobsworths at London’s Biggest Condensation would outlaw.
For God’s sake man show some spunk !!
Attention: Iain McNicol
Labour Party
39 Victoria Street
London
SW1H 0HA
Re: New Executive Board
Dear Iain
Rather than attributing blame to Guido, can I suggest the following website for your perusal as I am sure you will find a suitable product to stop your leaks.
http://www.incontinencechoice.co.uk/
Yours
I.P. Freely
Now I know where Chris Bryan gets his undercrackers from.
something about sick homophomic comments
Did you mean to type “hobophomic”? (It’s an adjective describing a tramp having an epileptic fit, much like Gordon as he drove away from Mrs G. Duffy).
No, it’s an irrational fear of gay irishmen
I thought it was the irrational fear of gay home owners.
The Labour Party has become the epitome of Collapse
Moral Collapse
Political Collapse
Financial Collapse
Administrative Collapse
I would at least have shown my habitual artistic taste
This Labour Party is just downright sordid, incompetant, vulgar, immoral and an offence even to me…
Even the Buggery, Thuggery and Skulduggery à la Maximum Imbecile Brown was better than this…
Tone
Hope the rate includes the WiFi
“Buggery, Thuggery and Skulduggery”
That’s got a ring to it. I feel an operetta coming on.
“I am the very model of a modern Labour mental case” or something like that.
“The Original Titus Oates’ Blog of Buggery, Thuggery and Skulduggery”
An “Order-order.com” spin-off, perhaps? And Neo gets to be Titus?
>The Labour Party has become the epitome of Collapse
The Labour Party has become the epitome of Prolapse
There, fixed it for ya!
It seems very unlikely that Guido has been hacking their phones, leave that to their friends in newspapers, so someone in the Labour Party must have leaked it. Of course if he got hold of similar changes in the Conservative Party he would be gloating and not worrying what the source was.
Guido will never be a touch on Murdoch’s people who even liked to tap the phones of Catholic Priests
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-08/news-corp-hacked-family-priest-s-phone-for-pop-star-stories-lawyer-says.html
Pretty obscene I would say
Celebrities deserve all they fucking get. The millionairess bitch has already been awarded £600,000, what more does she want ffs? Now piss off dufus.
I never thought of catholic priests as celebrities. But yes I suppose they are. They knew what they were getting into when they signed up for it.
Some Catholic priests signed up for it BECAUSE they knew what they were going to be getting into – like choirboys, for instance.
annoyance.
Catholic Priests might do bad things. That would be a story.
They might know people who are above average sinners, thieves, crooks, people holding the reigns of power who need to be sorted out. A story that would advance democracy and make the world a better place.
But no. A bloody teenage girl that they’ve got an unhealthy obsession with.
I’d be prepared to believe that they were doing it all on purpose to curtail freedom of the press. false flag operation.
Anybody in Labour is sorry– they’re the most sorry sacks of shite going!
bloody hell – they must all be shaking in their boots receiving an email like that. Next it will be – you’ve let me down, the team down but most importantly yourself down.
Very sorry indeed, someone has been a very naughty boy/girl!
Next it will be
Bring back McPoison MacBride…
All is forgiven
That’s easy for you to say
None of this shilly-shally, tell us how you REALLY feel!
Silent Bob has forgotten his login
I’m sorry Anonymous, but even for me, you’ve gone too far.
Please re-think that point.
Anyone for
The greater the clusterfuck the better we are in covering it all up
The Labour Party needs us
Don’t tell me
I am in a boit of trouble
The British press realise I used to be a gangster
Can you help Bell Pot End ?
Or is it Bell End Pot ?
Whatever happened to the real Bell End ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034920/Labour-MP-Stuart-Bell-tries-justify-holding-surgery-14-YEARS.html#ixzz1XNGbe8fU
He was supposed to “explain” himself to Overgruppenfuehrer Miliband…
No news since….
” They come not single spies, but in battalions “
The Red Egg will be stamping his foot in rage….
‘The Red Egg’
I like that suits him to a tee, the yolk.
You can almost hear the knives sharpening can’t you as mcnicol says ‘if I find out who leaked this…..’
Final stage of collapse in any organisation surely when you start threatening your own.
Speech to Labour Conference………..
….In my first job as an organiser, I forgot to book a car to pick up a VIP from the airport for a by-election.
He had to get a taxi, pay for it with his own money, and he wasn’t best pleased.
Eventually, Gordon forgave me.
Another job for Leveson?
If the truth be told
The Labour Party has become such a fucking joke since Empty Ed and his Snorting underlings too over from the Gurning Goon Brown (who is becoming a bog vote winner for me as well)
That the only interest left is to ‘ack ‘em…
Well done boys
PS I am waiting for Eddy non-banana to come to Scotchland again and get laughed out of the country along with his Partie
Do not be rude about my brother
He is twying his best
Unfortunately he has never gwown up
I used to ask him if his balls had dropped
He never answered
correction
Dwopped….sorry
I wish I knew who the deep throat was
Me too.
“I’m horny as buggery.”
What a load of daft wankers – and they want to run the country – well done Guido
Hi Guido
Coming up to publication time soon as you know…
Can you provide me with some hot totty ? Sex stories ? Shirtlifters defrocked ?
Homo gang bangs on the Parliamentary Estate ? or some sexually transmitted diseases exploding ?
We are getting a bit thin on the ground concerning our usuals shags, WAGs, non-celebrities, non-royals, etc
I think the Sunday Star would sell more copy if the whole of the front page were simply painted RED….
And one huge nipple erect cameltoed Totty spread on page 3….
It would shock my followers
Here’s a true story about Elton….
They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
“Isn’t it wonderful?” Elton asked David. “All these crying babies…and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
“The nurse said, “Oh sure, he’s happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the dummy out of his arse….
LOL
Now that will raise the level of my newspaper
How much is your fee Archbish ?
Or are you the only man in England telling funny stories without being paid ?
Do we know when Rebekah & Coulson are going to jail?
No,but we do know that a certain LieBour mp has escaped a jail sentence despite his admission of guilt. Rejoyce.
Pinner County has a lot to answer for, eh Dwight?
Who leaked the email above? And who leaked the email about the email about the email,about the email, about…………….
They have obviously not heard of diapers in the Labour Party yet
They should learn to contain their shit as in this video
They are leaking disgustingly all over the place
Ferrets in a sack.
Guido
Who is this McMicol or whatever ?
It seems he is great product of the Dundee Institute of Technoloy or some such make believe institution North of Hadrian’s Wall…………. and another fooking Scotch import..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_McNicol
Do you think he can wipe his own arse without assistance ?
Hardly surprising he runs a clusterfuck…
North of Hadrians Wall eh, that could include Newcastle Polytechnic
And now, back to your Mel Gibson video.
Hilarious!
Not.
Well – Mr McNichol – it’s no use crying over it. It’s up to you to find the bloody leak then!
Yes there’s a mole among the Staff.
Security, thinks,… is it him?.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Close-up_of_mole.jpg
Shhh…
That’s New labour’s next Leader
Well it’s not rocket science, is it!
That’s what Wernher von Braun said to Adolf Hitler.
They are all useless troughers. What difference does it make, who gets what job or position? They are all pigs at the trough, scrounging coppers. Very disheartening.
They are all time wasting, uninspiring, scrounging hoons.
Guido
Just to keep you up to date
I have bought the Labour Party..Very cheap compared with other parties in Europe…and no police or MI5 surveillance
From now on they will be a complete shambles
That way I will live in peace and luxury on my ill gotten gains without any lefties ever daring to open their mouths
Guido, I think you mean “You’re either in front WITH Guido, or behind…”?
In front of Guido’s behind ?
That’ll be Guido’s front. Doh.
I wonder if this question will be proposed at lib dem spring conference .
“should the british tax payer pay for the failiure and lies of the Eurozone ”
looks to me like a slightly perplexing spring conference season could be in the offing . will it be cooing love ins or silent ghastly eyewatering farts.
We are the white hot smoke of the Cocaine Revolution
Now that Blue Skies Hilton has gone, we have an open field
Can you organise our next rave party please Guido ?
My sales are dropping off in Westminster
Who has left ?
I think my old Westminster clients are moving to the homo clubs in Soho damn it…….
Result, Guido!
Bureau of Investigative Journalism finds 10,000 edits on Wikipedia are directly traceable to within the Houses of Parliament
Pages for one in six MPs were edited from within the Houses
Edits included removing unflattering facts, adding praise, or slandering political enemies
Sorry, that story doesn’t have either luvvies, bent coppers, or dodgy reporters. Flog it somewhere else, we don’t have time for it.
What do you expect?
92.3% of all statistics are complete b*llocks and made up on the spur of the moment.
He should have been ‘personally sorry’ to be having anything whatsoever to do with that bunch of Miliband lead and Balls beaten bunch of losers.
Did I say that?
*Yawn*
Robert Maxwells prodigy in his rise to power
One of these blokes got thrown out of his job in disgrace and the other is Frank Bough
Line em up Frankie.
I am untouchable like a fucking leper. The law is an ass. Get it up yah!
So Joyce has been given a light tap on the wrist for GBH, so he was right after all when he said I am an MP (and I can do what the hell I like) no custodial sentence so he can hang on in there until 2015 and pick up at least £200,000 for FA, get your act together HOC, you are a disgraceful laughing stock.
On his past record of claims that’s £200000pa expenses plus £65kpa salary plus £100kpa for office expenses .
Over the four years to 2015 that’ll be £1, 460,000 in total.
Oh yes labour knows how to bleed the taxpayer and get rich quick!!
Fuck you all.
Those commie bastards in the Labour Party have thrown me out so I will now sit on my arse and do fuck all – officially – just like Mong McBrown does.
Fire me and you fire him.
Fear not you can come on a few taxpayer funded trips to eastern europe with me Eric. Staying in 5* hotels and as many young girls as you can cope with. That should cheer you up. Boaz.
Cheers Handy, looks like we have a lot in common. Sign me up for the young girls in Russia and propose me for membership of the brotherhood with the Grand Master, just in case I get into trouble again.
Men are fundamental and women are secondary.
Woman cannot refuse to have sex with their husbands.
Woman must wear the full hijab and respect polygamy.
Women should not mingle with strange men in various social activities such as education, in bazaars, in offices.
Women should not be beaten unless there is a sharia compliant reason.
We are allowed to hit the wife, but only if the stick is no thicker than our little finger. Honest!!!
Make Bradford British!
I come to England for benefits. Greece good for holidays. England good for benefits.
I’m always behind you. Lubed up and ready.
Prescott is on Room 101 to say which things he’d like to send there. He’d be one of my choices.
He’d never fit through the door.
Sorry. Didn’t read the posts before me before I posted!!
No worries
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/mar/09/daily-star-sunday-axes-columnists?CMP=twt_gu
You’re either in front…..
Well sallyalley is obviously behind because she’s been axed by the SundayStar.
Who cares ?
well certainly not bullballs and shrill yvette – triple flippers and troughers off the taxpayer extraordinaire.
justice eh?
Guess all those yobs in inner cities are looking at him and saying well if that’s all the courts are going to give me I’ll do it too.
What a fine example.
Don’t blame the courts, blame the CPS who only charged him with assault and not what he should have been charged with ABH, resisting arrest and latterly assault. Of course it is no coincident that the he-ad of the CPS is yet another politically appointed socialist, Kier Starmer.
Laws not applicable to Liebour MPs
You can pay me Is 6p to suck my cock for charidee.
“One-and-six” was written “1s.6d” or “1/6″. Do you even remember pre-decimal?
Congratulations, you’ve just exposed yourself as some sick old perv.
Has he really? Take a look at your previous post and then ask yourself just who the sick pervert actually is. Or can’t you do self analysis?
I’m willing to bet you can do self abuse perfectly you wanker, and BTW, who are you, his fucking boyfriend?
Pre-decimation, more like.
OK off to bed. Last thought for the night.
Is labour ever going to produce a decent, selfless, community spirited, caring, thrifty, hardworking, genuine proper working class mp ever again?
It certainly won’t be from it’s current ranks will it?
Good Night. God Bless. Don’t led the bedbugs bite!
“Is labour ever going to produce a decent, selfless, community spirited, caring, thrifty, hardworking, genuine proper working class mp ever again? ”
BBZZZZT! BZZZZZT! Does not compute! All workers’ wages belong to Labour. All worker drones are slaves of Labour. All wages are Labour’s. Ours to spend. Ours to spend. Spend. Spend. Spend. Spend.
One Question, this test has only one question, but it is a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please give due consideration to each line.
GROUND
You are in London.
THE SITUATION:
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You are trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water, screaming in fear and panic
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to go down with the debris.
You move closer… Somehow, the man looks familiar….
You suddenly realize who it is…. It is the Muslim Cleric, Abu Hamza, the one-eyed, hook-handed bastard who hates non-Muslims and wants the UK to become an Islamic state!! (And who is as jealous as fuck because he skewers himself each time he scratches his balls or his arse)
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options:
1 – You can save the life of Abu
2 – You can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country’s most despised, evil and powerful men!
NOW THE QUESTION:
Here is the question, and please give an honest spontaneous answer….
Do you select high contrast colour film, or go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
McNicol, if you are too slow to let your4 staff know what is happening, how is that the fault of anyone but you?
I think you’ve cracked it. He’s not complaining, he’s apologising.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9135134/UK-in-line-to-pay-4bn-to-Greece-under-Lagarde-plan.html
Us I-ties are really brave. We would have paid a ransom to the Al Queda braves in Nigeria your Cam sent in the SBS all guns blazing. Our former Commie Presidente is not pleased.
Hic!
Give me a fucking deep fried mars bar and a tin of super tenents
tycoon tax …………… yes you lottery millionaires oopps
I was a little unsure about Greece announcement and the now termed Lagarde plan , fine I understand a little of how the swap will work , but what sums are involved in CDS and where does that money come from ???
Now here’s a personal message from Dave
(He’s biting his lip but he’s being brave):
“Fellow countrymen, hope is fading fast
For my cast iron migration forecast
Since there’s no way I’ll stem the incoming flood
Just why won’t you English all sod off for good?”