March 5th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


86 Comments

  1. 1
    Simeon Cowl says:

    ♫ Steve goes to Hollywood ♫ ….. nah, it’s been done already.

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  2. 2
    Barely awake says:

    What’s that hairy lump sticking out of his backside?

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  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    OK,. but where’s Debbie Mcgee?

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    • 6
      Anonymous says:

      !

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      Bald old pretentious git says:

      A triumph for Rich and Marks; biting satire and relevant in a resonant, moprhic, balletic and counter-cultural way – confounding conventional expectations and refusing to play the whole ‘entertain me’ intellectual games played by those who have prostituted their art. Readers become slaves to a consumerist ethic, reading their own personas into the two dimensional space inhabited by Rich and Marks.

      And yet two dimensional isn’t quite right, is it? The continual inability of the critical viewer on this site adds at least a third dimension; is it not so much that the cartoons fail to persuade the reader of their worth, but that the reader cannot persuade the cartoon to conform to their own passive expectations? Humour, always relative, becomes elusively personal and the failure to find these offerings amusing is consequently nowhere a failure other than the intellect of the viewer.

      I; challenged like so many before me to locate conventional meaning, topicality, political bite and cultural relevance have to admit defeat.

      Brave work; magnificent work. I stand mute, puzzled and confounded.

      . biased media. Tehse cartoons dont; the desired response is a quizzical eyebrow before we get the whole

      Er, nope; they’re just crap.

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  4. 4
    Spartacus says:

    you will be back?
    dont feel obliged

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    • 47
      Hilton, but not Paris. says:

      Well it depends somewhat on my wife’s career in the states, to be honest.

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  5. 5
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    ???

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  6. 7
    Sir Minge Campbells says:

    Assuming this colourised image represents Mr Steven Hilton, I have to say Id like to punch that irritating cu’nt in the face

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    • 85
      JeremyC says:

      I agree. He looks like a t&%t. Furthermore, every bloody cyclist should be run over at least twice daily.

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  7. 8
    JH says:

    O-M-G.

    I see what you’ve done there.

    You’ve taken a well-known line from that film, Terminator, and made it look like Steve Hilton (or is it Paul Daniels?) said it.

    BUT – and here’s the genius, if you don’t mind me saying – HE PROBABLY WON’T BE BACK!

    ROFL! ROFL!

    Rich and Mark, comedy salutes you. There is no-one else of your standard working today.

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  8. 9
    Ctesibius says:

    When Rich and Mark draw bikes they never put brakes on. Why?

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  9. 10
    a non says:

    Jason Statham- Eat yor art out.

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  10. 12
    illogical says:

    Where’s E.T ?

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  11. 13
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Risible even by Skid and Mark’s low standards.

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  12. 14
    Sky's Peter Poofter says:

    I’ll be sniffing his seat later.

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  13. 19
    Well it's a thought says:

    Ok, who?, another nonentity who was on the scene and has now departed, time to bring in the trade descriptions act on PM’s , we only vote one person in as PM, not teams of hundreds in think tanks , no fkin wonder we have problems when the think tanks staff are being made more of a celebrity the PM.

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    • 66
      Sea dog says:

      Here definitely here. WTF do we need to employ thousands of uncivil servants when we have all these thick(!) tanks.

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  14. 21

    You know where you are with a Rich and Mark cartoon.

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    A Plonker Posing as PM says:

    I say! Jolly spiffing blow we’re having! – keep the jolly sails turning, – eh? Watt!

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  17. 28
    Anon says:

    O/T, but what’s happened to smoggie, has he overdosed?

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  18. 29
    albacore says:

    NO! Whatever you do, Steve, don’t come back
    Dave’s migration figures are out of whack
    He needs old Brits to pack up and go
    To cut some slack for the inward flow

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  19. 30
    FUCK THE LIMPDICK GAMES says:

    Is it Paul Daniels ?

    Who gives a f*ck anyway it’s shite as usual

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  20. 35
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Another non story, same as Cameron rides ex police horse. Dumbed down UK media.

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  21. 38
    HUh? says:

    i thought Hauge was gay, now you have him ariding a bike?

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  22. 40
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    You gotta laugh, some wizened old socialist on the toady program this morning was complaining about putin being unfairly elected, yet their preferred leaders barosso, von rumpy, baroness ashton etc., never even had the pretence of an election.

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    • 46
      Citizen 243/45 z /b says:

      Now, now you are being serious. This blog is only for tittle tattle.
      back to the horse……..

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      • 50
        Pundit Too says:

        And to make matters worse the bbc again send out that old died in the wool Communist / Socialist (champagne variety and Kinnock lover) Jim the Red Naughty out to take over the propaganda coming from the Beeb on the Republican elections. Obviously they cannot rely on their Democrat stringers to provide the required high level of Democratic / Obama bias.
        They even managed to find an old “Republican” that heaped praise on Obama – don’t let the truth get in the way of “good” propaganda.
        The beeb has its own out of this world standards on bias, as it did in supporting Quadaffi until it proved impossible to sustain; Putin because he could damage them in Russia; Asad they are on the sidelines as with their “cannot be confirmed” constant dosage as if the “rebels” are really very sophisticated and making this all up; et al.

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      • 58
        Back to the horse ..... ? says:

        oh – you mean Barreness Ashton of Plane and Mane ?

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  23. 41
    Some Geezer wot says the wife got him the gig says:

    Hunter S. Thompson– Fear and Loathing in Palo Alto?

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  24. 45
    See the religous matsets are trying to dictate again... says:

    To those that oppose gay marraige.

    I suspect that this voices will not be taking part when the policy is made law.

    If the rich cannot comment on the poor, whites cannot comments on blacks then hetros should not be able to comment on gays.

    Just sayin.

    freedom of choice.

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  25. 48
    matset says:

    who am I?

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  26. 51
    Emperors Clothes says:

    I have finally got it! At last!

    This is a Guido wind-up. These cartoons (sic) are MEANT to be unfunny and drawn so that we cannot recognise the subject. THAT’s the joke.

    Well done Guido, Rich and Mark – you got me. Now I can laugh at everyone else. So Mornington Crescent!

    Well done.

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  27. 52
    Dave loses his blue sky guru whilst out riding in the park says:

    “Hilton ” Hilton ! Jesus Christ ! Hilton !”

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  28. 62
    There is Nothing Like a Dame says:

    Moving on, – isn’t it time PollyTwad was elevated – or ‘Damed’ or whatever the preferred term is?

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  29. 63
    The American People says:

    Thanks a bunch, guys.

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  30. 65
    The Beast of Bel Air says:

    YAHOO !!!!
    There’s gold in them thar Hollyood hills ! (Thanks to er indoors)

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  31. 67
    Gonk says:

    Baldness is the greatest problem in Britain right now. It’s unattractive and causes massive barber unemployment. I want free drugs and cow licks
    on the NHS.

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  32. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    If only the berk was going to come back from Texas or Alaska with ideas for Britain instead of the bankrupt basketcase that is California.

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  33. 70
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    If only the berk was going to come back from Texas or Alaska with ideas for Britain instead of the bank-rupt basketcase that is California.

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  34. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s hope the fucker learns to win an election outright while he’s over there, the plank.

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    CTC says:

    Friday was the first time i’d heard of steve Hilton cycling barefoot. I can’t find any images of this but i doubt this is 100% correct, even in India they still wear flip flops . It could well be that he is using cycling sandals and these are a fantastic product. Like cycling shoes they are spd clip on so have all the advantages of clip on shoes but in summer are really cool and in winter put on seal skins and your feet remain warm and dry and if touring there is no need to carry evening footwear.

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  36. 79
    Cameron Bridge says:

    ” Everyone walks over me “

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  37. 80
    Lord Leveson says:

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  38. 81
    Boy Mulcaster says:

    Never mind this utter waste of space can we get a campaign going to get McNut the same treatment as this shit?
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17254544

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  39. 83
    Clifton Fields says:

    Rob Halford from Judas Priest in their less than stellar “Turbo” period.

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  40. 84
    Displaced Brummie. says:

    The fact that it’s nearly a 7 hour drive from Stanford/Santa Clara to Hollywood seems to have failed to register with the boys…

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  41. 86
    Trigger says:

    Hague with a ‘Sir Walter’ up his backside?

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