March 5th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Simeon Cowl says:

    ♫ Steve goes to Hollywood ♫ ….. nah, it’s been done already.

  2. 2
    Barely awake says:

    What’s that hairy lump sticking out of his backside?

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    OK,. but where’s Debbie Mcgee?

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    Spartacus says:

    you will be back?
    dont feel obliged

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    Grumpy Old Man says:


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    Anonymous says:


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    Sir Minge Campbells says:

    Assuming this colourised image represents Mr Steven Hilton, I have to say Id like to punch that irritating cu’nt in the face

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    JH says:


    I see what you’ve done there.

    You’ve taken a well-known line from that film, Terminator, and made it look like Steve Hilton (or is it Paul Daniels?) said it.

    BUT – and here’s the genius, if you don’t mind me saying – HE PROBABLY WON’T BE BACK!


    Rich and Mark, comedy salutes you. There is no-one else of your standard working today.

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    Ctesibius says:

    When Rich and Mark draw bikes they never put brakes on. Why?

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    a non says:

    Jason Statham- Eat yor art out.

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    Bald old pretentious git says:

    A triumph for Rich and Marks; biting satire and relevant in a resonant, moprhic, balletic and counter-cultural way – confounding conventional expectations and refusing to play the whole ‘entertain me’ intellectual games played by those who have prostituted their art. Readers become slaves to a consumerist ethic, reading their own personas into the two dimensional space inhabited by Rich and Marks.

    And yet two dimensional isn’t quite right, is it? The continual inability of the critical viewer on this site adds at least a third dimension; is it not so much that the cartoons fail to persuade the reader of their worth, but that the reader cannot persuade the cartoon to conform to their own passive expectations? Humour, always relative, becomes elusively personal and the failure to find these offerings amusing is consequently nowhere a failure other than the intellect of the viewer.

    I; challenged like so many before me to locate conventional meaning, topicality, political bite and cultural relevance have to admit defeat.

    Brave work; magnificent work. I stand mute, puzzled and confounded.

    . biased media. Tehse cartoons dont; the desired response is a quizzical eyebrow before we get the whole

    Er, nope; they’re just crap.

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    illogical says:

    Where’s E.T ?

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Risible even by Skid and Mark’s low standards.

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    Sky's Peter Poofter says:

    I’ll be sniffing his seat later.

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    Bald old pretentious git says:

    hit post too early

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    Fred West Paving Ltd. says:

    Is it Moby? When’s the new album due?

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    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Late night dose of “culture”, time for bed, 12:20 am in Victoria, BC. Goodnight.

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    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Really, I like it! + 1

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Ok, who?, another nonentity who was on the scene and has now departed, time to bring in the trade descriptions act on PM’s , we only vote one person in as PM, not teams of hundreds in think tanks , no fkin wonder we have problems when the think tanks staff are being made more of a celebrity the PM.

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    showbiz says:

    Paris Hilton showing her age?

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    You know where you are with a Rich and Mark cartoon.

  22. 22
    Simon says:

    Is it Dave Allen?

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    filipinomonkey says:

    I think you will find you are having difficulties knowing his arse from his elbow…

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    Simon says:

    Oh wait I mean Keith Allen

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    A Plonker Posing as PM says:

    I say! Jolly spiffing blow we’re having! – keep the jolly sails turning, – eh? Watt!

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    Anon says:

    O/T, but what’s happened to smoggie, has he overdosed?

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    albacore says:

    NO! Whatever you do, Steve, don’t come back
    Dave’s migration figures are out of whack
    He needs old Brits to pack up and go
    To cut some slack for the inward flow

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    Is it Paul Daniels ?

    Who gives a f*ck anyway it’s shite as usual

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    Anonymous says:

    A chimp with shades, yeah it’s Keith Allen alright.

  32. 32
    sign of the times says:

    Sarcasm does not sit well with the gentle sex.

  33. 33
    Dobby says:

    Apart from money what does?

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    Wonderful artie-fartie theatre bollocks. You missed your vocation.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Another non story, same as Cameron rides ex police horse. Dumbed down UK media.

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    Dobby says:

    Is someone getting too used to being paid by lineage (aka talking bollocks)?

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    As with concrete pump and Tessa Tickles, they seemed unhappy with the turn of events and walked. I miss them all.

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    HUh? says:

    i thought Hauge was gay, now you have him ariding a bike?

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    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Obviously off too pick up a few tips on how to make movies, Next move for the UK State, as the True Political needs a make over.
    Ha ha ha

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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    You gotta laugh, some wizened old socialist on the toady program this morning was complaining about putin being unfairly elected, yet their preferred leaders barosso, von rumpy, baroness ashton etc., never even had the pretence of an election.

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    Some Geezer wot says the wife got him the gig says:

    Hunter S. Thompson– Fear and Loathing in Palo Alto?

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Thank fuck!

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Another rug muncher?

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    It’s a GAY bike!

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    See the religous matsets are trying to dictate again... says:

    To those that oppose gay marraige.

    I suspect that this voices will not be taking part when the policy is made law.

    If the rich cannot comment on the poor, whites cannot comments on blacks then hetros should not be able to comment on gays.

    Just sayin.

    freedom of choice.

  46. 46
    Citizen 243/45 z /b says:

    Now, now you are being serious. This blog is only for tittle tattle.
    back to the horse……..

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    Hilton, but not Paris. says:

    Well it depends somewhat on my wife’s career in the states, to be honest.

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    matset says:

    who am I?

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    Twitter says:

    A very strong and assured cartoon from Rich & Mark

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    Pundit Too says:

    And to make matters worse the bbc again send out that old died in the wool Communist / Socialist (champagne variety and Kinnock lover) Jim the Red Naughty out to take over the propaganda coming from the Beeb on the Republican elections. Obviously they cannot rely on their Democrat stringers to provide the required high level of Democratic / Obama bias.
    They even managed to find an old “Republican” that heaped praise on Obama – don’t let the truth get in the way of “good” propaganda.
    The beeb has its own out of this world standards on bias, as it did in supporting Quadaffi until it proved impossible to sustain; Putin because he could damage them in Russia; Asad they are on the sidelines as with their “cannot be confirmed” constant dosage as if the “rebels” are really very sophisticated and making this all up; et al.

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    Emperors Clothes says:

    I have finally got it! At last!

    This is a Guido wind-up. These cartoons (sic) are MEANT to be unfunny and drawn so that we cannot recognise the subject. THAT’s the joke.

    Well done Guido, Rich and Mark – you got me. Now I can laugh at everyone else. So Mornington Crescent!

    Well done.

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    Dave loses his blue sky guru whilst out riding in the park says:

    “Hilton ” Hilton ! Jesus Christ ! Hilton !”

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    Mad Hatty, the LieBore Gift that keeps on giving says:

    I should know

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    "gay marraige" (if spelt / spelled correctly) says:

    = contradiction in terms

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    Aaron D Highside says:

    I can see it’s Matt Dawson, but why is he cycling to the Hilton?

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    Y N Snob says:

    He must ‘of’ been drinking a cheeky little wine with a full bodied… oh ….

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    Drippy Dave says:

    - but I still cut a dashing figure at the podium – my PR people tell me!

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    Back to the horse ..... ? says:

    oh – you mean Barreness Ashton of Plane and Mane ?

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    Sea dog says:

    Given your current location, presumably all at sea?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Indeed. Some may find echoes of Aristophanes, Juvenal, Jarry and Lenny Henry in Rich and Mark’s satirical oeuvre. Others may scent a pervasive odour of post-syncretist neo-Planckian semiotic ambivalence in their seemingly obsessive mark-making. We’ve all got to make a living.

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    Sarah Twat the Twitty Tweeter says:

    cor! – for a moment I thought that was me!

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    There is Nothing Like a Dame says:

    Moving on, – isn’t it time PollyTwad was elevated – or ‘Damed’ or whatever the preferred term is?

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    The American People says:

    Thanks a bunch, guys.

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    Sea dog says:

    They only cycle uphill?

  65. 65
    The Beast of Bel Air says:

    YAHOO !!!!
    There’s gold in them thar Hollyood hills ! (Thanks to er indoors)

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    Sea dog says:

    Here definitely here. WTF do we need to employ thousands of uncivil servants when we have all these thick(!) tanks.

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    Gonk says:

    Baldness is the greatest problem in Britain right now. It’s unattractive and causes massive barber unemployment. I want free drugs and cow licks
    on the NHS.

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    Has Aristophanes done anything since the Liver Birds?

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    If only the berk was going to come back from Texas or Alaska with ideas for Britain instead of the bankrupt basketcase that is California.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    If only the berk was going to come back from Texas or Alaska with ideas for Britain instead of the bank-rupt basketcase that is California.

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    twonk watch says:

    Fuck off Βillу, you can call it what you fucking like, but it isn’t marriage, and btw, us who have been married CAN comment on it. Now do one.

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    Anonymous says:

    Let’s hope the fucker learns to win an election outright while he’s over there, the plank.

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    the daily tit says:

    you mean fawke’s bit on the side?

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    I do hope that you are not peddling tittle-tattle.

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    PM de France says:

    Brilliant. Guido some of your windowlickers should really stick to the Beano because they are clearly too thick to follow politics,

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    meme says:

    hollywood hilton – is funnier….. as ever 3 seconds to get funnier line.

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    CTC says:

    Friday was the first time i’d heard of steve Hilton cycling barefoot. I can’t find any images of this but i doubt this is 100% correct, even in India they still wear flip flops . It could well be that he is using cycling sandals and these are a fantastic product. Like cycling shoes they are spd clip on so have all the advantages of clip on shoes but in summer are really cool and in winter put on seal skins and your feet remain warm and dry and if touring there is no need to carry evening footwear.

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    Cameron Bridge says:

    ” Everyone walks over me “

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    Lord Leveson says:

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    Boy Mulcaster says:

    Never mind this utter waste of space can we get a campaign going to get McNut the same treatment as this shit?

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    jabbathecat says:

    Humped a frog?

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    Clifton Fields says:

    Rob Halford from Judas Priest in their less than stellar “Turbo” period.

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    Displaced Brummie. says:

    The fact that it’s nearly a 7 hour drive from Stanford/Santa Clara to Hollywood seems to have failed to register with the boys…

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    JeremyC says:

    I agree. He looks like a t&%t. Furthermore, every bloody cyclist should be run over at least twice daily.

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    Trigger says:

    Hague with a ‘Sir Walter’ up his backside?

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