Read Guido in the Daily Star on Sunday
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Is it true that topless pic of someone is there , but only for the ladies?
So Caroline Spelman was lying. YES LYING. That her little Jonny took steroids to recover from an injury. THE LIAR SHOULD RESIGN TODAY.
No doubt she was lying about the nanny too,
Anyway it turns out that her innocent Jonny was taking and bragging about taking steroids long before he got injured. Caroline Spelman is a LIAR.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/238684/Online-boast-of-Minister-Spelman-s-son-I-ve-got-the-gear-so-there-s-no-turning-back-/
IOf you don’t think she’s telling the truth, you should just say so.
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the departure of Steve Hilton is abrupt. Imagine if Cameron were to do the same. Just imagine.
Is it ironic that Guido’s amused disdain at the dead trees press now sees him accepting Mr. Badger’s shilling?
I also find that funny
Guido has taken the dead tree press schilling
what a fuck nut
If someone was gonna actually pay me good money to regurgitate what’s on here, I’d bite their fucking hands off tbh.
Simple . . .
Nothing wrong with steroids, they made me the Governator
A politician lying is not a resigning issue, nor is being a Spy, hiring a Russian as an Intern, being a serial and parallel adulterer, shagging young girls and using taxpayer’s money to travel the world for sex; and, I should know. Boaz.
How about a link describing your exploits attached to your name, so foreign visitors might learn more. Or are several people using this name?
Tell me, what does this Spelman person do for a living?
Not much!
Badger killer
Kills Badgers. But she’s waiting until the Olympics are over so there will be enough plod to cope with the protests. There will be human blood on our green land, mark Wu words
Topless Guido? Neo Guido? Keith [B.B]?
Heaven help the UK.
Did Spelman tell the Judge at the ex parte hearing all this? If not she will be in contempt of Court.
Topless pic for the laydees?
Can only be one name : m’Lard PrizeClot!
I claim my £5 – forget the free rag to go wiv it.
That’s an insult to my dignity!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/central-banks-assault-savers
QOTD
The situation is similar everywhere. In the US, anyone who has chosen to live within his or her means over the past four years has paid a heavy price. As is the case everywhere else, the Fed gets things precisely backwards. Their contention is that borrowing is essential for economic “health”. In reality, the ability to borrow is the RESULT of the economic health displayed by those who have savings to lend. But what the Fed and the other central banks want to “save” is not the economy, it is the financial system and the imaginary prices of financial assets which form its only foundation.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/03/saturday-night-card-game-repeat-after-me-the-shirley-sherrod-tape-was-not-misleading/
I’ll have to wait until the under-gardener has finished with it.
What’s he got it under?
Is your man perhaps acting as an under-labourer in clearing the ground a little, and removing some of the rubbish that lies in the way to knowledge?
Effoff Geedo, I’m not buying the Daily Twathead.
I’m getting dubious about even reading your rightwing blog, now you’ve defected to the MSM.
I read most of the mainstream media regurgitated in one form or other in the various blogs I come across. Finding trully original material online is getting rarer and rarer these days, just as reading stuff in the mainstreammedia that hasn’t arrived there through the filter of someone’s PR department. I was disappointed when I saw Guido selling out, but have thought about it and feel he should be cut a little slack. The man is not a monk.
Bullshit. Geedo getting into bed with dirty Des nails his flag to the mast and they are the enemy.
I’m sure he’s gutted to learn you and your sockpuppets are disappointed in him, especially if you decide to FUCK OFF.
You could cancel your subscription and guido will reimburse you the remainder of the contract.
It looks like you’ll have to get a subscription to dirty Des’s rag instead (though you probably already have….).
Indeed not Sir! I’ve never seen him in the Habit!
Is it getting harder to find original material on the web?
“I read most of the mainstream media regurgitated in one form or other in the various blogs I come across.” tweeted one person, “Finding trully original material online is getting rarer and rarer these days” Tweeted another.
Another twitter user tweeted, “just as reading stuff in the mainstreammedia that hasn’t arrived there through the filter of someone’s PR department.”
Right, that’s my article researched and written. I’m off to the pub.
Don’t prejudice the Huhne case !
the fucker might get off !
No worries mate, – Guido has his cross-wires out
I thought he was getting off on Triningham, the well known carpetmuncher.
Is Trimmingham a station near Canterbury, then?
Judging by looks alone my guess it’s more like an untrimmed field in the London Area!
It’s trimmed!
Belvoir’s worth looking up.
I am indeed.
Can’t find it in online version
So imagine the scene, neo-Guido excitedly reveals he has a double-sourced scoop on the infidelities of the proprietor of Northern and Shell and wants to run it
What might Guido’s response be?
#tainted
Over and out.
Regards,
Tom
Me BUY(!) a red top, are you mad? You must have been made a handsome financial offer Guido to lose your dignity so heavily.
What’s the page 3 girl like today that’s all I care about.
Topless?
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/babes/
It has a very annoying noisy advert for some betting scam.
Even the little blue tablets are not doing the trick for him these days.
Try Viagra…they give you a snotty nose so it’s harder to pull.
Just one more thing, I see some are moaning about Child benefit, if you cant afford children then dont have them, i cant afford a Bently but do not demand other taxpayers subsidise one for me.
However due to the culture of state dependency i will offer a middle road, Child benefit for the first child for the first 5 years.
(this would also be coupled with massive cuts in spending and taxation)
I’m very reasonable.
Not since VAT was raised to 20%
Oh gracious me no!
How would all my newcomers afford to stay here? Watt!
psst! – got a nice little line in PANELS under the table ‘ere, – no wot oi mean? – cheap to you guv!
Now, now, Dave. Come off your high horse.
You’ve been warned before about letting the cat out of the bag.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109659/Rapid-rise-migrant-baby-numbers-Britain-Europes-youngest-populations-2035.html
When plotting a nation’s decline
Demographics is your friend and mine
Breed cousin with cousin
And produce by the dozen
Defectives, degenerates and swine.
It pisses me off that the germans, which have a larger immigration population (about 13%) than ourselves (about 11%) handles it far better!
The turks in Germany are still rather troublesome.
ParaN – you Sir are The Man!!
10/10 (+ Gold Star) and you may choose your own treat.
I guess that for TommyR it’s a question of national pride!
Paragnostic, thank you for posting up the original lyrics to the Welsh National Anthem.
Hat dear, I think there is a mis-spelling: it’s trucks, – trucks as in transport of people and things to various . . . centres of . . . . . shall we say ‘resettlement’ in Merkozyland.
Better stop there.
I’d like the next political ad to bear the slogan “Don’t breed if you can’t feed!”.
I’d like you to fuck off.
O’Tesc AND the Pope?
It’s a symbiotic relationship darlin’
Accepting money for sex makes you a prostitute.
Child Benefit = Turning the population into prozzies.
And if you turn the argument a bit, you wind up with what’s going on in America as reported in the Daily Mail, though I’ve linked a clip that more closely details what the real story is than you’re liable to find in MSM. In short, it’s about a Law School student who wants “access to contraception” as a guarantee, that all health insurers must cover. (This is an issue arising under Obamacare, which is snarled in religious-freedom issues involving Catholic Church institutions.) Essentially, it’s pay me for NOT having kids.
http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-spokane/is-sandra-fluke-a-fake-victim-used-by-democrats-to-push-free-birth-control
Sandra dear– has your boyfriend never heard of condoms, which also prevent the spread of STD’s as well?
modest refom proposal..
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/it_time_to_fix_the_bill_of_rights_lV499TctTwOaHmxNX3rksI
“There was no corruption under NooLieBore” – yeah – right!
WTF were you and Jackie doing then sweaty?
I’m entering the TT this year. If anyone tries to beat me I’ll play the race card.
er – that would be the Manx TT or the time trials for bot flab?
TT = tubby trougher
+1
I suppose you’ll be riding the Vincent Black Shadow, then…
Vincent Black Lightning
Moniker thief !
http://extabit.com/file/2a10ds0jml229
There couldn’t ‘of’ been corruption under LieBore – or me and Jackie would ‘of’ noticed!
I would but the other half doesn’t like the scantly clad women featured heavily in the paper.
It’s better than having heavy-hipped women featuring scantily in the newspaper.
I don’t think Cherie would agree with you on that one.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrity_photos/week_best_celebrity_photos_x6cBFIsbHAxLKkNMRnAifP?photo_num=44
I got arrested in a public place.
Owen Jones will make some dosh from his books and he’ll probably pour it into a business of some sort for whatever tax benefit he can derive thereby, if he hasn’t already done; they all do. (Ken Livingstone– ring a bell, anybody?) Presumably he is not “O.J. Simpleton” when it comes to his finances, and if he is, well, he’s only got himself to fault for that failing. Jones would tell you, as would all the Lefties, that they do not believe in unilateral disarmament in the struggle for the hearts and minds and pocketbooks of the public, and to the extent they can store up treasure upon Earth to aid in this noble work of theirs, they should be allowed to do so, as it all goes to help in the ultimate cause of fighting for Social Justice, doesn’t it?
Owen Jones is dreadful, he was on the Stephan Nolan show on Radio 5 live on friday night. He becomes almost hysterical if anybody else has a point of view, also has an unpleasant manner !
He appears to be on the same intellectual level as his colleague Laurie Penny. Where does the NS find these dim eternal teenagers–workfare ?
Unpopular skint magazines can only afford interns on zero pay, this means that only trust-fund ijits can work for them.
and what about Jones?
He was probably just over tired. Way past his pj time the Nolan show.
Dear Mr Fawkes
I went to the shop and asked “Can i have a copy of the paper that Guido Fawkes has written for?” , The man replied “Sorry ,he sold out” , I then said “I know that but have you got a copy of the paper that Guido Fawkes has written in?”
Lol, have you got around to changing the security pin numbers on your mobile phone from the factory default yet Ed?, it’s the right thing to do.
How many times have I told you: I’M the comedian– you’re the JOKE!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/3/c213f0e8-df16-499b-b04c-88c4d55aa49f.jpg
http://anti-citizen-one.blogspot.com/2010/09/seperated-at-birth.html
Can I extend a top heavy bevvy of a welcome to any Star readers new to Guido’s blog.
You will find this place a shaven haven compared to other forums.
We don’t tolerate any ‘hairy Harmans’ here,oh no.
I’ll take that as an insult!
Do you very much mind!!
In the cause of Wimmin’s Lib, I shaved – I mean SHED – my load way b4 the others!
Wanna quick look?
A cut above.
Sorry, love your blog, but can’t bring myself to look at that web page
I don’t think it’s available on line.
And why is Dave pushing for homosexual marriage? Does he not know what marriage is?
Of course I do – it’s all a matter of convenience.
Boom tish!
!
Or maybe fond memories from glorious schooldays.
Like Dale before him, Fawkes has peaked……
First edition of the Sunday Guido.
TUC = big fans of Stalin, Hitler and Kim Wrong ‘Un.
maybe some did the trouble was to ensure they all did Daffy’s solution was to massacre half of them
Ken Rong ‘un ?
And they didn’t go round wrecking the Desert Rats’ Cemetery.
We should be very careful before we go round unseating Arab dictators, we have no idea what we may be unleashing on the world.
Oh we do. We’ve given the muslim brotherhood political power. A disaster.
Wonder how the soldiers, sailors and airmen involved in this idiotic Libyan venture feel now?
Perhaps they should start thinking about just whose interests they are actually fighting for when they join up – that of the ordinary indigenous Britons, or the scheming vested interests of the political class.
At least no Brits died to oust Gaddafi, unlike those who died and are still dying in the shitholes of Afghanistan and Iraq, isn’t that right Gordon and Tony?
Just a reminder that the second part of Nicholas Monsarrat’s The cruel sea is on radio 4 this afternoon at 3 o’clock. One of the best productions that the BBC has done in years. Repeated next saturday at 9 o’clock.
Why has the Daily Record Scotland pulled a new story about Joyce this morning, printed version had it. ………. m’learned friends up early this morning???
google – Daily Record, Joyce – and see what happens.
Not a surprise given its part of the mirror stable of newspapers.
Joyce says he will step down …. hooray …. at next election …. !!!!!
Come on Cameron, call an election just get this weed out.
Maybe the people of Falkirk should get out and demand he pisses off.
How does one access cached pages on google these days?
Use bing.com and do the search for last 24 hours, page is there in cache.
£50? – nothing to what I can offer – an unrivalled business opportunity to develop a project using FREE natural resources!
Just send an sae with £100 as a sign of good intent to
CMD Enterprises
Lockup No2
c/o The Cock and Bull (ref Windy)
Westminster
Use bing with that search and its got the page cached ha ha.
Is this it?
DISGRACED MP Eric Joyce confessed to being a thug, a drunk and a lecher in explosive taped conversations with a woman constituent.
As he tried to seduce the married woman in his constituency office, Joyce dropped his guard and admitted to a series of violent incidents in his time in Parliament.
‘dropped his guard’?
I’d have thought he would want (her) to drop something else, or do they work from a different ……. shall we say ….. angle …… up there?
Clout. And besides, I got hairy fists.
Bloody hell !!!! http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2012/03/04/top-scottish-lawyer-paul-mcbride-found-dead-in-hotel-room-in-pakistan-86908-23775090/
Guido, I actally posted this link about mid day.
My favourite composer is Borodin.
Second, Benda. Third, Fux.
Fleche Mayr Harden
Teleman Hasse Fux.
Scarlatti Doina Graun Pisendel.
Mundy Onofre Blow
Vicent d’Indy Rihm
Sola Rubrra Pärt
Please clean all sheets with Purcell afterwards.
I prefer Heinichen – bleaches the parts that Elgar cannot bleach.
Weiss Fasch?
Auf der Insel Weißen (after a fashion)
Have a Hart, mann.
I’ll have to think about that one.
Strange but true, Borodin was posthumously given a Tony Award.
You succeeded in converting the world to rag-time.
Borodin ? Borrowed on, more like.
As you watch the UK un-Ravel due to you.
I thought Sean Bean (PBUH) played him in “Lord of the Rings”.
no, that was when you were out of your mind on crack bobo.
Projecting again tat?
Hope your doctors sort you out soon. Your inability to cease the use of those obviously mentally damaging chemicals is a sad story for everyone on this board.
Get well soon.
I come to avenge my brother. To the sin bin with you !
Borodin’s last publication concerned a method for the identification of urea in animal urine. Brown was much more scatological.
My last publication will be a definitive treatise on how to polish a turd.
My last publication will be a definitive treatise on how to polish a turd.
I say chaps! That rotter said I was lacking in direction?!
Moi !!!????
Just kep going slightly left of centre.
Cast Iron veering to the left?
Are you crackers? Are you bereft?
It’s by him all Tories are measured
And, heaven knows, they won’t be pleasured
By whispers that he ain’t true blue
(And they believe in fairies, too)
’twas in tha’ ye’r of 2010
that Gordo
our gret’ hero seed
ah’l see ye agin’
aftae’ tha’ ‘lecchun
but he nuv’r deed.
I’m thinking of packing it in.
I can’t find the sanctimony to keep shrieking anymore.
And I’ve given myself a headache with all the bleating.
Time to rest up in Barbados for a bit. I’ve earned it.
Never mind, you might just get another job as an occasional columnist on the Daily Star, I would suggest Your Horoscope for Today or Ask Agony Aunt.
“Dear Aunty Pollytwaddle. I am right stressed about this evil Tory government taking all my benufits away and now there forcing me 2 get a job. Wot shood I do? PS: cood U send me £5?” – Alfie, London.
Aunt Pollytwaddle replies: “Dear Alfie. I empathise entirely. This Tory government is frightfully awful. To relieve your stress, do what I do; just pop on a jet and fly to your villa in Tuscany and spend two or three months sipping fine Champagne. PS: No, you can’t have £5 you grotty little oik. Why don’t you just sell some of your share portfolio?”
Been quiet today.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you’ll find Aunt Pollytwaddle’s revered column stands on a plinth in Rome.
It has important value to antiquarians.
Nothing about Bill Walker, SNP MSP for Dunfermline who has been suspended from the party with allegations of Wife Beating
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/revealed-msps-history-of-violence-against-three-ex-wives.16923079
Dunno about this one: Sure, it comes off a bit rich he would applaud the work of a battered-women’s programme given his propensities, but can’t we all be a little charitable, no pun intended, and think that maybe it’s a guilty conscience speeking, rather than crass opportunistic hypocrisy?
Then again, it IS a politician we are talking about…
World War or peace
Even Guido attacks lobbies as being anti-democratic
But when it comes to AIPAC anbd their European equivalents buying politicians
NOT A WORD !
Come on Guido, show us you are not that hypocritical
Sad that your own hypocricy on lobbies is so blatant Guido
And that you have to censor anyone who points it out
Guido’s philisophy
If I like a lobby I support it
If I dont’, I attack it !!
Why the censorship fatty ?
I thought you believed in free speech !
Homs sounds good for a holiday.
You’d better go in disguise. Horn-rimmed glasses wood help.
I shall lose no time in reading it.
You had better be quick or it won’t sell out.
I didn’t even know there *was* a Daily Star on Sunday.
Isn’t the Daily Star aimed at Sun readers who can’t actually read?
Isn’t this?
So we all fail the test? Even you…
No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
No doubt Dave will be sending his congratulations to Putin
Why? Has he shagged a horse too?
AH(C)
Oh golly gosh yes! Congratulations are certainly in order.
He, like me, dashed well put himself out there in the bravest way possible.
Bravery was the keynote of my speech yesterday, – as I’m sure you have already read.
Mr Brown, my predecessor wrote about bravery, – but I embody it. For instance, have you seen my posture when I stand at the lectern to deliver a speech?
And if I mention a HORSE and WINDMILLS you will of course be able to draw your own jolly conclusions about a Brave Knight! How very much like me!
No congratulations needed .
My victory was a foregone conclusion ( so Medvedev assures me — otherwise come tomorrow he’s toast).
I hadnt thought about the effect on educational teaching about marriage and the resultant further inequities . Words were a little slippery on Andrew Marr this morning .
No edyerkayshunorl (teaching) in my day! – learned it all from books! ‘n stuff!
Are the EUSSR commisars knackered? short answers please and no expletives.
You set conditions that no normal mortal man could fulfill!
Renewables: England needs Scotland
Scotland on Sunday – 20 hours ago
Fuck Renewables.
Fuck Scotland.
Fuck Scotland on Sunday
‘Fuck Scotland on Sunday’
What about Monday – Friday? – I mean Sat? – I merely ask?
I was talking about it being a proper nounal phrase.
But if you prefer…
What can I possibly add? – except that I share your sentiment.
HOWEVER – e’en though I would not care for the job myself, I would sooner fuck Brhoon and Salmondy and their entire coterie of jobsworths and parasites before all else.
As long as you don’t mean in the biblical sense, I am also in full agreement with you…
Fuck Shrodingers cat, just another alter ego of the host of this blog. Title tattle and the destruction of the UK.
Pandora opened her box a long time ago.
…the destruction of the UK?
That was alreay done by Blair/Brown.
Industrial sized demolition.
Go and suck their cocks.
Glory to Russia.
Putin has won in free and fair elections.
No sign of any gerrymandering.
At all.
Russian democracy is an example to us all.
Will he swim back to USA and walk to Cali-forni-ay to save energy of course, – and prove his ‘green’ credentials?
Tosser!!!!!
Daily Star??? Come on Guido, you are better than that!!
Hello again,
The con-dems are not orange bookers But “THE TORIES HOOKERS”