March 4th, 2012

Read Guido in the Daily Star on Sunday


187 Comments

  1. 1
    Hmmm says:

    Is it true that topless pic of someone is there , but only for the ladies?

  2. 2
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’ll have to wait until the under-gardener has finished with it.

  3. 3
    FUCK THE LIMPDICK GAMES says:

    Don’t prejudice the Huhne case !
    the fucker might get off !

  4. 4
    Ah! Monika says:

    Can’t find it in online version

  5. 5
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    What’s the page 3 girl like today that’s all I care about.

  6. 6
    Hmmm says:

    Just one more thing, I see some are moaning about Child benefit, if you cant afford children then dont have them, i cant afford a Bently but do not demand other taxpayers subsidise one for me.

    However due to the culture of state dependency i will offer a middle road, Child benefit for the first child for the first 5 years.

    (this would also be coupled with massive cuts in spending and taxation)

  7. 7
    da Inquirer says:

    What’s he got it under?

  8. 8
    Mad Hatty, the LieBore Gift that keeps on giving says:

    “There was no corruption under NooLieBore” – yeah – right!

    WTF were you and Jackie doing then sweaty?

  9. 9
    Diane Fatbott says:

    I’m entering the TT this year. If anyone tries to beat me I’ll play the race card.

  10. 10
    Bystander #4 says:

    No worries mate, – Guido has his cross-wires out

  11. 11
    Bystander #4 says:

    er – that would be the Manx TT or the time trials for bot flab?

  12. 12

    Is your man perhaps acting as an under-labourer in clearing the ground a little, and removing some of the rubbish that lies in the way to knowledge?

  13. 13
    Liar Liar pants on fire. Caroline Spelman says:

    So Caroline Spelman was lying. YES LYING. That her little Jonny took steroids to recover from an injury. THE LIAR SHOULD RESIGN TODAY.

    No doubt she was lying about the nanny too,

    Anyway it turns out that her innocent Jonny was taking and bragging about taking steroids long before he got injured. Caroline Spelman is a LIAR.

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/238684/Online-boast-of-Minister-Spelman-s-son-I-ve-got-the-gear-so-there-s-no-turning-back-/

  14. 14
    Elvis says:

    +1

  15. 15
    a non says:

    Topless Guido? Neo Guido? Keith [B.B]?
    Heaven help the UK.

  16. 16
    Bently says:

    I’m very reasonable.

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    Durr... says:

    Did Spelman tell the Judge at the ex parte hearing all this? If not she will be in contempt of Court.

  21. 21
    Mad Hatty, the LieBore Gift that keeps on giving says:

    There couldn’t ‘of’ been corruption under LieBore – or me and Jackie would ‘of’ noticed!

  22. 22
    50 Calibre says:

    IOf you don’t think she’s telling the truth, you should just say so.

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    A Prick Posing as PM says:

    Oh gracious me no!

    How would all my newcomers afford to stay here? Watt!

    psst! – got a nice little line in PANELS under the table ‘ere, – no wot oi mean? – cheap to you guv!

  24. 24
    Tony Blair Socialist Hero says:

    I would but the other half doesn’t like the scantly clad women featured heavily in the paper.

  25. 25
    Stander By says:

    Topless pic for the laydees?

    Can only be one name : m’Lard PrizeClot!

    I claim my £5 – forget the free rag to go wiv it.

  26. 26
    Arnold says:

    Nothing wrong with steroids, they made me the Governator

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    albacore says:

    Now, now, Dave. Come off your high horse.
    You’ve been warned before about letting the cat out of the bag.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109659/Rapid-rise-migrant-baby-numbers-Britain-Europes-youngest-populations-2035.html

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    Some Geezer wot doesn't begrudge Guido or O.J. whatever money they make says:

    Owen Jones will make some dosh from his books and he’ll probably pour it into a business of some sort for whatever tax benefit he can derive thereby, if he hasn’t already done; they all do. (Ken Livingstone– ring a bell, anybody?) Presumably he is not “O.J. Simpleton” when it comes to his finances, and if he is, well, he’s only got himself to fault for that failing. Jones would tell you, as would all the Lefties, that they do not believe in unilateral disarmament in the struggle for the hearts and minds and pocketbooks of the public, and to the extent they can store up treasure upon Earth to aid in this noble work of theirs, they should be allowed to do so, as it all goes to help in the ultimate cause of fighting for Social Justice, doesn’t it?

  29. 29
    .... says:

    .
    the departure of Steve Hilton is abrupt. Imagine if Cameron were to do the same. Just imagine.

  30. 30
    Libertarian says:

    Effoff Geedo, I’m not buying the Daily Twathead.
    I’m getting dubious about even reading your rightwing blog, now you’ve defected to the MSM.

  31. 31
    The Paragnostic says:

    When plotting a nation’s decline
    Demographics is your friend and mine
    Breed cousin with cousin
    And produce by the dozen
    Defectives, degenerates and swine.

  32. 32
    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s better than having heavy-hipped women featuring scantily in the newspaper.

  33. 33
    Nick says:

    I thought he was getting off on Triningham, the well known carpetmuncher.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Owen Jones is dreadful, he was on the Stephan Nolan show on Radio 5 live on friday night. He becomes almost hysterical if anybody else has a point of view, also has an unpleasant manner !

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Dear Mr Fawkes

    I went to the shop and asked “Can i have a copy of the paper that Guido Fawkes has written for?” , The man replied “Sorry ,he sold out” , I then said “I know that but have you got a copy of the paper that Guido Fawkes has written in?”

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    Anonymous says:

    I’d like the next political ad to bear the slogan “Don’t breed if you can’t feed!”.

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    I Hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    I’d like you to fuck off.

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    Stinkfinger says:

    Can I extend a top heavy bevvy of a welcome to any Star readers new to Guido’s blog.
    You will find this place a shaven haven compared to other forums.
    We don’t tolerate any ‘hairy Harmans’ here,oh no.

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    Moscow Mike Handycock (sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money) says:

    A politician lying is not a resigning issue, nor is being a Spy, hiring a Russian as an Intern, being a serial and parallel adulterer, shagging young girls and using taxpayer’s money to travel the world for sex; and, I should know. Boaz.

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    Tony Blair Socialist Hero says:

    I don’t think Cherie would agree with you on that one.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Is Trimmingham a station near Canterbury, then?

  42. 42
    The Paragnostic says:

    I suppose you’ll be riding the Vincent Black Shadow, then…

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    Ichabod says:

    He appears to be on the same intellectual level as his colleague Laurie Penny. Where does the NS find these dim eternal teenagers–workfare ?

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    Jon says:

    Sorry, love your blog, but can’t bring myself to look at that web page

  45. 45
    porky says:

    and what about Jones?

  46. 46
    porky says:

    Like Dale before him, Fawkes has peaked……

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    annette curton says:

    Lol, have you got around to changing the security pin numbers on your mobile phone from the factory default yet Ed?, it’s the right thing to do.

  48. 48
    Scantly Clad says:

    I got arrested in a public place.

  49. 49
    TommyR says:

    It pisses me off that the germans, which have a larger immigration population (about 13%) than ourselves (about 11%) handles it far better!

  50. 50
    UKMail says:

    I don’t think it’s available on line.

    And why is Dave pushing for homosexual marriage? Does he not know what marriage is?

  51. 51
    annette curton says:

    First edition of the Sunday Guido.

  52. 52
    Come again? says:

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    Compass Rose says:

    Just a reminder that the second part of Nicholas Monsarrat’s The cruel sea is on radio 4 this afternoon at 3 o’clock. One of the best productions that the BBC has done in years. Repeated next saturday at 9 o’clock.

  54. 54
    David Cameron (in his cuntry cottage) says:

    Of course I do – it’s all a matter of convenience.

  55. 55
    Bill Quango mp says:

    He was probably just over tired. Way past his pj time the Nolan show.

  56. 56
    Bill Quango mp says:

    Boom tish!
    !

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    annette curton says:

    TUC = big fans of Stalin, Hitler and Kim Wrong ‘Un.

  58. 58
    DavoThe Schmuck says:

    Judging by looks alone my guess it’s more like an untrimmed field in the London Area!

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    AC1 says:

    The turks in Germany are still rather troublesome.

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    Eric's Past says:

    Why has the Daily Record Scotland pulled a new story about Joyce this morning, printed version had it. ………. m’learned friends up early this morning???

    google – Daily Record, Joyce – and see what happens.

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    AC1 says:

    Accepting money for sex makes you a prostitute.

    Child Benefit = Turning the population into prozzies.

  62. 62
    Carla says:

    It’s trimmed!

  63. 63
    Gordon Brown says:

    My favourite composer is Borodin.

  64. 64
    Falkirk swinger Minger says:

    maybe some did the trouble was to ensure they all did Daffy’s solution was to massacre half of them

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    A Crouching Bear says:

    Tell me, what does this Spelman person do for a living?

  66. 66
    Chuckus Yamoney says:

    Is it ironic that Guido’s amused disdain at the dead trees press now sees him accepting Mr. Badger’s shilling?

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    A Crouching Bear says:

    I read most of the mainstream media regurgitated in one form or other in the various blogs I come across. Finding trully original material online is getting rarer and rarer these days, just as reading stuff in the mainstreammedia that hasn’t arrived there through the filter of someone’s PR department. I was disappointed when I saw Guido selling out, but have thought about it and feel he should be cut a little slack. The man is not a monk.

  68. 68
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Not a surprise given its part of the mirror stable of newspapers.

    Joyce says he will step down …. hooray …. at next election …. !!!!!
    Come on Cameron, call an election just get this weed out.
    Maybe the people of Falkirk should get out and demand he pisses off.

  69. 69
    DavoTheSchmuck says:

    Not much!

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    And don't start me on the cost of petrol.. says:

    Not since VAT was raised to 20%

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    Call now and receive a free £50 voucher says:

    How does one access cached pages on google these days?

  72. 72
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Use bing with that search and its got the page cached ha ha.

  73. 73
    Tachybaptus says:

    Second, Benda. Third, Fux.

  74. 74
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Use bing.com and do the search for last 24 hours, page is there in cache.

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    And don't start me on the cost of petrol.. says:

    It has a very annoying noisy advert for some betting scam.

  76. 76
    Jack Dromey says:

    Even the little blue tablets are not doing the trick for him these days.

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Moniker thief !

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    annette curton says:

    Strange but true, Borodin was posthumously given a Tony Award.

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    An Admirer says:

    ParaN – you Sir are The Man!!

    10/10 (+ Gold Star) and you may choose your own treat.

  81. 81
    Blind Willie McTell says:

    You succeeded in converting the world to rag-time.

  82. 82
    Benny the Ball says:

    Vincent Black Lightning

  83. 83
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    Borodin ? Borrowed on, more like.

  84. 84
    A Prick Posing as PM says:

    I say chaps! That rotter said I was lacking in direction?!

    Moi !!!????

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    Head full of shit says:

    Badger killer

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    Fleche Mayr Harden
    Teleman Hasse Fux.
    Scarlatti Doina Graun Pisendel.
    Mundy Onofre Blow
    Vicent d’Indy Rihm
    Sola Rubrra Pärt

    Please clean all sheets with Purcell afterwards.

  87. 87
    Compo says:

    Kills Badgers. But she’s waiting until the Olympics are over so there will be enough plod to cope with the protests. There will be human blood on our green land, mark Wu words

  88. 88
    Ray Romano says:

    How many times have I told you: I’M the comedian– you’re the JOKE!

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    Sir Harry Launder says:

    I prefer Heinichen – bleaches the parts that Elgar cannot bleach.

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    Steve Hilton says:

    Just kep going slightly left of centre.

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    Polly pot says:

    I’m thinking of packing it in.
    I can’t find the sanctimony to keep shrieking anymore.
    And I’ve given myself a headache with all the bleating.

    Time to rest up in Barbados for a bit. I’ve earned it.

  93. 93
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Is this it?

    DISGRACED MP Eric Joyce confessed to being a thug, a drunk and a lecher in explosive taped conversations with a woman constituent.

    As he tried to seduce the married woman in his constituency office, Joyce dropped his guard and admitted to a series of violent incidents in his time in Parliament.

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    EnchantingHarriet says:

    I’ll take that as an insult!

  95. 95
    Darryl Way says:

    Auf der Insel Weißen (after a fashion)

  96. 96
    EricTheRed says:

    Clout. And besides, I got hairy fists.

  97. 97
    EnchantingHarriet says:

    I guess that for TommyR it’s a question of national pride!

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    thiought you knew this says:

    TT = tubby trougher

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    Policechieftobe says:

    That’s an insult to my dignity!

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    Lord Wayne of trombone says:

    I also find that funny

    Guido has taken the dead tree press schilling

    what a fuck nut

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    Edgar Winter says:

    Have a Hart, mann.

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    Barin of Falkirk says:

    Nothing about Bill Walker, SNP MSP for Dunfermline who has been suspended from the party with allegations of Wife Beating

    http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/revealed-msps-history-of-violence-against-three-ex-wives.16923079

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    Libertarian says:

    Bullshit. Geedo getting into bed with dirty Des nails his flag to the mast and they are the enemy.

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    albacore says:

    Cast Iron veering to the left?
    Are you crackers? Are you bereft?
    It’s by him all Tories are measured
    And, heaven knows, they won’t be pleasured
    By whispers that he ain’t true blue
    (And they believe in fairies, too)

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    When Will You Face The Music, Gordon says:

    As you watch the UK un-Ravel due to you.

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    Music Critic says:

    Paragnostic, thank you for posting up the original lyrics to the Welsh National Anthem.

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    AC1 says:

    QOTD

    The situation is similar everywhere. In the US, anyone who has chosen to live within his or her means over the past four years has paid a heavy price. As is the case everywhere else, the Fed gets things precisely backwards. Their contention is that borrowing is essential for economic “health”. In reality, the ability to borrow is the RESULT of the economic health displayed by those who have savings to lend. But what the Fed and the other central banks want to “save” is not the economy, it is the financial system and the imaginary prices of financial assets which form its only foundation.

  110. 110

    So imagine the scene, neo-Guido excitedly reveals he has a double-sourced scoop on the infidelities of the proprietor of Northern and Shell and wants to run it

    What might Guido’s response be?

    #tainted

    Over and out.

    Regards,

    Tom

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    A Monk says:

    Indeed not Sir! I’ve never seen him in the Habit!

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    Provoked beyond endurance by this riming, McGonigaul says:

    ’twas in tha’ ye’r of 2010
    that Gordo
    our gret’ hero seed
    ah’l see ye agin’
    aftae’ tha’ ‘lecchun

    but he nuv’r deed.

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    da Inquirer says:

    ‘dropped his guard’?

    I’d have thought he would want (her) to drop something else, or do they work from a different ……. shall we say ….. angle …… up there?

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    annette curton says:

    Never mind, you might just get another job as an occasional columnist on the Daily Star, I would suggest Your Horoscope for Today or Ask Agony Aunt.

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    Some Geezer wot believes charity starts at home says:

    Dunno about this one: Sure, it comes off a bit rich he would applaud the work of a battered-women’s programme given his propensities, but can’t we all be a little charitable, no pun intended, and think that maybe it’s a guilty conscience speeking, rather than crass opportunistic hypocrisy?

    Then again, it IS a politician we are talking about…

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    Entrepreener says:

    £50? – nothing to what I can offer – an unrivalled business opportunity to develop a project using FREE natural resources!

    Just send an sae with £100 as a sign of good intent to

    CMD Enterprises
    Lockup No2
    c/o The Cock and Bull (ref Windy)
    Westminster

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    Jack says:

    World War or peace

    Even Guido attacks lobbies as being anti-democratic

    But when it comes to AIPAC anbd their European equivalents buying politicians

    NOT A WORD !

    Come on Guido, show us you are not that hypocritical

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    Jack says:

    Sad that your own hypocricy on lobbies is so blatant Guido

    And that you have to censor anyone who points it out

    Guido’s philisophy

    If I like a lobby I support it

    If I dont’, I attack it !!

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    REsponse to EnchantingHarriet says:

    Hat dear, I think there is a mis-spelling: it’s trucks, – trucks as in transport of people and things to various . . . centres of . . . . . shall we say ‘resettlement’ in Merkozyland.

    Better stop there.

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    Jack says:

    Why the censorship fatty ?

    I thought you believed in free speech !

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    Seems like you are wrong on both counts says:

    O’Tesc AND the Pope?

    It’s a symbiotic relationship darlin’

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    Lord Peter Mandelson says:

    Homs sounds good for a holiday.

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    final solution says:

    I’m sure he’s gutted to learn you and your sockpuppets are disappointed in him, especially if you decide to FUCK OFF.

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    Jimmy says:

    I shall lose no time in reading it.

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    Mad Hat says:

    Do you very much mind!!

    In the cause of Wimmin’s Lib, I shaved – I mean SHED – my load way b4 the others!

    Wanna quick look?

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    Terrytory says:

    And they didn’t go round wrecking the Desert Rats’ Cemetery.

    We should be very careful before we go round unseating Arab dictators, we have no idea what we may be unleashing on the world.

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    Ted E Bare says:

    You’d better go in disguise. Horn-rimmed glasses wood help.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    No doubt Dave will be sending his congratulations to Putin

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    You had better be quick or it won’t sell out.

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    Grant Ham says:

    Belvoir’s worth looking up.

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    Dobby says:

    Me BUY(!) a red top, are you mad? You must have been made a handsome financial offer Guido to lose your dignity so heavily.

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    good on yer fawkes says:

    If someone was gonna actually pay me good money to regurgitate what’s on here, I’d bite their fucking hands off tbh.

  134. 134
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Why? Has he shagged a horse too?

    AH(C)

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    Ras Putin says:

    No congratulations needed .

    My victory was a foregone conclusion ( so Medvedev assures me — otherwise come tomorrow he’s toast).

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    AC1 says:

    I thought Sean Bean (PBUH) played him in “Lord of the Rings”.

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    AC1 says:

    Oh we do. We’ve given the muslim brotherhood political power. A disaster.

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    AC1 says:

    Unpopular skint magazines can only afford interns on zero pay, this means that only trust-fund ijits can work for them.

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    Government sees our armed forced says:

    Wonder how the soldiers, sailors and airmen involved in this idiotic Libyan venture feel now?

    Perhaps they should start thinking about just whose interests they are actually fighting for when they join up – that of the ordinary indigenous Britons, or the scheming vested interests of the political class.

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    Some Geezer wot knows he's OK, it's the world that's crazy says:

    And if you turn the argument a bit, you wind up with what’s going on in America as reported in the Daily Mail, though I’ve linked a clip that more closely details what the real story is than you’re liable to find in MSM. In short, it’s about a Law School student who wants “access to contraception” as a guarantee, that all health insurers must cover. (This is an issue arising under Obamacare, which is snarled in religious-freedom issues involving Catholic Church institutions.) Essentially, it’s pay me for NOT having kids.

    http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-spokane/is-sandra-fluke-a-fake-victim-used-by-democrats-to-push-free-birth-control

    Sandra dear– has your boyfriend never heard of condoms, which also prevent the spread of STD’s as well?

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    AC1 says:

    You could cancel your subscription and guido will reimburse you the remainder of the contract.

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    Libertarian says:

    It looks like you’ll have to get a subscription to dirty Des’s rag instead (though you probably already have….).

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    not a machine says:

    I hadnt thought about the effect on educational teaching about marriage and the resultant further inequities . Words were a little slippery on Andrew Marr this morning .

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    A Daily Telegraph hack (aged 21 and 3/4) says:

    Is it getting harder to find original material on the web?

    “I read most of the mainstream media regurgitated in one form or other in the various blogs I come across.” tweeted one person, “Finding trully original material online is getting rarer and rarer these days” Tweeted another.

    Another twitter user tweeted, “just as reading stuff in the mainstreammedia that hasn’t arrived there through the filter of someone’s PR department.”

    Right, that’s my article researched and written. I’m off to the pub.

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    Not exactly high-brow, is it? says:

    I didn’t even know there *was* a Daily Star on Sunday.

    Isn’t the Daily Star aimed at Sun readers who can’t actually read?

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    Anonymous says:

    no, that was when you were out of your mind on crack bobo.

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    Aunt Pollytwaddle's column says:

    “Dear Aunty Pollytwaddle. I am right stressed about this evil Tory government taking all my benufits away and now there forcing me 2 get a job. Wot shood I do? PS: cood U send me £5?” – Alfie, London.

    Aunt Pollytwaddle replies: “Dear Alfie. I empathise entirely. This Tory government is frightfully awful. To relieve your stress, do what I do; just pop on a jet and fly to your villa in Tuscany and spend two or three months sipping fine Champagne. PS: No, you can’t have £5 you grotty little oik. Why don’t you just sell some of your share portfolio?”

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    At least no Brits died to oust Gaddafi, unlike those who died and are still dying in the shitholes of Afghanistan and Iraq, isn’t that right Gordon and Tony?

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    AC1 says:

    Projecting again tat?

    Hope your doctors sort you out soon. Your inability to cease the use of those obviously mentally damaging chemicals is a sad story for everyone on this board.

    Get well soon.

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    Saffron says:

    Are the EUSSR commisars knackered? short answers please and no expletives.

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    Sally's Alley says:

    Been quiet today.

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    Renewables: England needs Scotland
    Scotland on Sunday – ‎20 hours ago‎

    Fuck Renewables.
    Fuck Scotland.
    Fuck Scotland on Sunday

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    Borodin’s last publication concerned a method for the identification of urea in animal urine. Brown was much more scatological.

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    A Prick Posing as PM says:

    Oh golly gosh yes! Congratulations are certainly in order.

    He, like me, dashed well put himself out there in the bravest way possible.

    Bravery was the keynote of my speech yesterday, – as I’m sure you have already read.

    Mr Brown, my predecessor wrote about bravery, – but I embody it. For instance, have you seen my posture when I stand at the lectern to deliver a speech?

    And if I mention a HORSE and WINDMILLS you will of course be able to draw your own jolly conclusions about a Brave Knight! How very much like me!

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    Glory to Russia.

    Putin has won in free and fair elections.

    No sign of any gerrymandering.

    At all.

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    Bystander #4 (being pedantic) says:

    ‘Fuck Scotland on Sunday’

    What about Monday – Friday? – I mean Sat? – I merely ask?

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    Steve Hilteron: a question says:

    Will he swim back to USA and walk to Cali-forni-ay to save energy of course, – and prove his ‘green’ credentials?

    Tosser!!!!!

  162. 162
    Jimmy says:

    Isn’t this?

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    Bystander #4 says:

    You set conditions that no normal mortal man could fulfill!

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    I was talking about it being a proper nounal phrase.

    But if you prefer…

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    Bystander #4 says:

    No edyerkayshunorl (teaching) in my day! – learned it all from books! ‘n stuff!

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    So we all fail the test? Even you…

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    Bystander #4 says:

    What can I possibly add? – except that I share your sentiment.

    HOWEVER – e’en though I would not care for the job myself, I would sooner fuck Brhoon and Salmondy and their entire coterie of jobsworths and parasites before all else.

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    What does he mean? says:

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    A Tourist Guide says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you’ll find Aunt Pollytwaddle’s revered column stands on a plinth in Rome.

    It has important value to antiquarians.

  171. 171

    As long as you don’t mean in the biblical sense, I am also in full agreement with you…

  172. 172
    Faradin says:

    I come to avenge my brother. To the sin bin with you !

  173. 173
    Remember this says:

    Fuck Shrodingers cat, just another alter ego of the host of this blog. Title tattle and the destruction of the UK.

  174. 174
    WillyTheWanker says:

    Or maybe fond memories from glorious schooldays.

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, I actally posted this link about mid day.

  176. 176
    Gordon Brown says:

    My last publication will be a definitive treatise on how to polish a turd.

  177. 177
    Gordon Brown says:

    My last publication will be a definitive treatise on how to polish a turd.

  178. 178
    Mike L Miles says:

    Pandora opened her box a long time ago.

  179. 179

    …the destruction of the UK?

    That was alreay done by Blair/Brown.

    Industrial sized demolition.

    Go and suck their cocks.

  180. 180
    Davenicked Camercleggiband says:

    Russian democracy is an example to us all.

  181. 181
    Jean Luc says:

    I’ll have to think about that one.

  182. 182
    Jimmy says:

    No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

  183. 183
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    How about a link describing your exploits attached to your name, so foreign visitors might learn more. Or are several people using this name?

  184. 184
    Hard up. says:

    Try Viagra…they give you a snotty nose so it’s harder to pull.

  185. 185
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I am indeed.

  186. 186
    Will says:

    Daily Star??? Come on Guido, you are better than that!!

  187. 187
    mark wouters says:

    Hello again,
    The con-dems are not orange bookers But “THE TORIES HOOKERS”


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