Requests have been sent to nearly 2,000 Tory activists to descend on the Chris Huhne’s Eastleigh constituency this Sunday, just two days after his next court appearance. Eastleigh has long been a tense subject in Tory circles after Conor Burns nearly took Huhne out in 2005, though a by-election would be a nightmare for the government, with a straight yellow on blue fight on the cards.
It doesn’t look like the Tories will be pulling their punches though…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Cant wait to see the smug Hunt get justice!
dont hold your breath
You know – that stuff you wash away in the sea
wash away in the sea?
er cant be, you need environmental permits for glycol
these permits stretch beyond the horizon and the imagination
plus the environmental statement to include bird colonies, impact of fishing, whales, and wales to name but a few.
Chris should do what I do. Have your local Newspaper put a friendly article in, like what I do, showing that you are competent and getting things done. My local paper is know as the Hancock News, as it is in my pocket. It is good also to have a handsome photo of you above the article that will make the young girls go weak at the knees and their hearts flutter. Here is a good example:
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/transport/work_set_to_start_on_southsea_no_car_zone_1_3562285?commentspage=0
Ignore the comments below as they are my political enemies (i.e those who don’t vote for me, those who do vote for me either cannot read or cannot read in English. Boaz.
Follow the money!
Thanks Handy, will do. What’s this I hear you have got a new girlfriend in London in her early 20′s and another one in Portsmouth, who is a student at the University? Jahbulon.
FFS Chris, Jacqui has this blog read to her every day by a friend, to keep up with what I am doing, as she can’t read. If she finds out about this she will cut my balls off. Boaz.
And while we’re waiting the slimebag is about to pocket about £17000 in severance pay. Excuse me for a minute while I go for a quick puke!
Really? Where do I sign up?
Take your choice from whichever of the armed forces service you prefer.
CON GAIN, yeah!
I am a Ferrari Testarossa
For once, you might be right.
You are red, owned by overpaid bankers, go through money at an incredible speed, break down frequently, and then crash and burn in a hideous fashion.
Not withstanding the appalling noise from the rear!
*ripple of applause*
The low sitting position and the copious need for lubrication.
Worthless “Beyond the crash” too.
It also costs you 3 grand to get serviced.
No no my Lady- that’s only to have the windscreen washed. Try six grand and up and you will be getting wamer.
Ah sav’d tha’ wuld, – an’ ma tracte’ stats are bust uva this munth tha’ noo!
Bragging about your bunk and duvet set does not look good.
nice wheels gordy
Huhne will be more concerned with finding out who his new MP is at Ford Open or North Sea Camp
Can’t we just pop him into the North Sea? About five miles out should do it.
Fuck hune when is that fat chancer tom watson going to court
Twatson seems to be keeping a very low profile these past few weeks.Is he frit about something or d’ya think he is planning something?
He’s been intently watching the Leveson hearings and he’s looking to sic the tax dogs on Murdoch journalists. As Labour’s “New Media” quasi-Minister, he does blog and Tweet a good deal of the time. Just because you don’t see him on television or on the Front Bench is no indication of his activity or lack thereof (and who wants to see that smug little git anyway?). But it’s not all work and no play for our Tommy-Boy– he does find time for one of his favourite pastimes:
http://i2.sell.com/23/115/1513030/56/168/3670383-l.jpg
This is a tad closer to the mark
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Does he use the same barber as handycock?
“Tory activists to descend on the Chris Huhne’s Eastleigh constituency this Sunday”
With hunne at the wheel, I’ll bet he can get there before them.
Just to score some points, you understand.
Descending to ‘pull their punches’? Eh?
Retrospective tax legislation, first they came for Barclays…
Who thought it was a good idea, that Hunt Cable or that Hunt Osborne?
One small business opportunity is what it takes for you to start your entrepreneurship journey to a lifetime of genuine wealth. Why not invest in your very own Wind Farm or Solar Panel salesman?
Apply to: Dave behind the bike shed, bring plenty dough.
Don’t mention wind farms in my hearing. The swine want to put up one near me….255ft tall. Just what we need in beautiful countryside.
Thanks a bunch Huhne!
Me ‘n the lads can help you out there guv, – pleasure, – we got a load of old tyres we wanna recycle, – kno wot oi mean? Jus giv us the down!
Solar Power subsidies are just the CAP for electricity.
Has Cameron given up on the whelk store then?
Daves lot announce retrospective legislation…
Sign of a government on its last legs.
Good to see the cross-wires out again Guido – keep a steady aim, and be patient – as I know you will.
hope the champers was not too soon . . .
Fuck me, have you ever heard such shite as that spouted by Catherine Brogan, one of the smelly ‘Occupiers’, on the news there.
She received a text at 11pm apparently and when she got there…..but Catherine, why werent you on site living there?
Musta gorn orf for her weekly barf, er bath.
Seeing 2000 tory activitists in one place would put me off my lunch. Or put me off life. In such circumstances I would ask myself what Shaun Ryder would do.
I wouldn’t bother asking him. He can’t remember much.
In such circumstances I would ask myself what Shaun Ryder would do?
Drugs
He’s still only Eastleigh’s second most embarrassing MP
A bit far from your parish?
Fond memories of the by-election. We were never going to win but we decided to make an effort to see if we could push the tories into third. Happy days.
Are you referring to that one that died in a bizarre wanking incident? What was his name?
Steven Millikan.
All I want to know is whether he was having extra marital sex whilst still living with his wife at the time of the last election.
“2000 Tory activists”?
Does not seem credible.
I was having a gloat in the Conny club the other night – hard to rile any of the Tories in there as they agreed that there are no Conservatives in the Coalition.
I doubt that Dave & Co could raise 200 activists.
Where he’s going hope he kept the KY jelly .
Thank fuck for the internet! D.M. reports Windmill Man is grabbing the £17000 but comments are “Not Allowed”!
Here I can say, “You slimy grabbing piece of shite”!