February 28th, 2012

Tories Organise Huhne Blitz in Eastleigh

Requests have been sent to nearly 2,000 Tory activists to descend on the Chris Huhne’s Eastleigh constituency this Sunday, just two days after his next court appearance. Eastleigh has long been a tense subject in Tory circles after Conor Burns nearly took Huhne out in 2005, though a by-election would be a nightmare for the government, with a straight yellow on blue fight on the cards.

It doesn’t look like the Tories will be pulling their punches though…


  1. 1
    Huh? says:

    Cant wait to see the smug Hunt get justice!

    • 3
      Postlethwaite says:

      dont hold your breath

    • 15
      Surely you mean 'smeg'? says:

      You know – that stuff you wash away in the sea

      • 28
        Postlethwaite says:

        wash away in the sea?
        er cant be, you need environmental permits for glycol
        these permits stretch beyond the horizon and the imagination
        plus the environmental statement to include bird colonies, impact of fishing, whales, and wales to name but a few.

    • 43
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Chris should do what I do. Have your local Newspaper put a friendly article in, like what I do, showing that you are competent and getting things done. My local paper is know as the Hancock News, as it is in my pocket. It is good also to have a handsome photo of you above the article that will make the young girls go weak at the knees and their hearts flutter. Here is a good example:


      Ignore the comments below as they are my political enemies (i.e those who don’t vote for me, those who do vote for me either cannot read or cannot read in English. Boaz.

      • 49
        Never fails says:

        Follow the money!

        • 50
          Chris says:

          Thanks Handy, will do. What’s this I hear you have got a new girlfriend in London in her early 20′s and another one in Portsmouth, who is a student at the University? Jahbulon.

          • Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

            FFS Chris, Jacqui has this blog read to her every day by a friend, to keep up with what I am doing, as she can’t read. If she finds out about this she will cut my balls off. Boaz.

    • 53
      Yuk! says:

      And while we’re waiting the slimebag is about to pocket about £17000 in severance pay. Excuse me for a minute while I go for a quick puke!

  2. 2

    Really? Where do I sign up?

  3. 4
    Andrew Efiong says:

    CON GAIN, yeah!

  4. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am a Ferrari Testarossa

  5. 6
    East India Company wallah says:

    Huhne will be more concerned with finding out who his new MP is at Ford Open or North Sea Camp

  6. 7
    Disgusted from glanaman says:

    Fuck hune when is that fat chancer tom watson going to court

  7. 8
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    “Tory activists to descend on the Chris Huhne’s Eastleigh constituency this Sunday”

    With hunne at the wheel, I’ll bet he can get there before them.
    Just to score some points, you understand.

  8. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Retrospective tax legislation, first they came for Barclays…

    Who thought it was a good idea, that Hunt Cable or that Hunt Osborne?

  9. 10
    Upper Class Toff lost business partner due to foreseen circumstances, looks for partner or partners says:

    One small business opportunity is what it takes for you to start your entrepreneurship journey to a lifetime of genuine wealth. Why not invest in your very own Wind Farm or Solar Panel salesman?

    Apply to: Dave behind the bike shed, bring plenty dough.

    • 14
      Perse O'Nally says:

      Don’t mention wind farms in my hearing. The swine want to put up one near me….255ft tall. Just what we need in beautiful countryside.

      Thanks a bunch Huhne!

      • 20
        Neck Lace says:

        Me ‘n the lads can help you out there guv, – pleasure, – we got a load of old tyres we wanna recycle, – kno wot oi mean? Jus giv us the down!

    • 26
      AC1 says:

      Solar Power subsidies are just the CAP for electricity.

    • 44
      Patty O'Furniture says:

      Has Cameron given up on the whelk store then?

  10. 19
    AC1 says:

    Daves lot announce retrospective legislation…

    Sign of a government on its last legs.

  11. 21
    Standing By says:

    Good to see the cross-wires out again Guido – keep a steady aim, and be patient – as I know you will.

  12. 29
    voice like a foghorn says:

    Fuck me, have you ever heard such shite as that spouted by Catherine Brogan, one of the smelly ‘Occupiers’, on the news there.
    She received a text at 11pm apparently and when she got there…..but Catherine, why werent you on site living there?

  13. 30
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Seeing 2000 tory activitists in one place would put me off my lunch. Or put me off life. In such circumstances I would ask myself what Shaun Ryder would do.

  14. 37
    Jimmy says:

    He’s still only Eastleigh’s second most embarrassing MP

  15. 38
    Adam Werritty says:

    All I want to know is whether he was having extra marital sex whilst still living with his wife at the time of the last election.

  16. 40
    Sophie says:

    “2000 Tory activists”?

    Does not seem credible.

    I was having a gloat in the Conny club the other night – hard to rile any of the Tories in there as they agreed that there are no Conservatives in the Coalition.

    I doubt that Dave & Co could raise 200 activists.

  17. 48
    Vicky Pryce ( nee Stassinopoulos ) says:

    Where he’s going hope he kept the KY jelly .

  18. 54
    Pete H says:

    Thank fuck for the internet! D.M. reports Windmill Man is grabbing the £17000 but comments are “Not Allowed”!

    Here I can say, “You slimy grabbing piece of shite”!

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Cathy Jamieson MP, Labour’s Shadow Treasury minister, commenting on Treasury analysis of the economic impact of tax changes…

“If the Treasury is looking at the economic impact of tax changes, then surely it should examine the impact of the rise in VAT and cuts to tax credits? George Osborne’s £12 billion VAT rise knocked confidence, helped to choke off the recovery and has cost families £1,350 over the last three years.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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