The old ones are always the best. In a week where Ken Livingstone’s integrity and honesty has fallen somewhat short, Guido was reminded of one of the most blatant examples of dishonesty displayed by the former Mayor. When asked about his age and health by Total Politics, Ken claimed “I still don’t need glasses”. Really?
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Google-eyed-Dave
Ken should be taken outside and shot in front of his comrades.
Ken needs a nappy, he is a big socialist baby who sucks at the tit of the productive
There’s a newt kid in town
A Desperado?
Definitely not a bumbandit.
A bit like all those foreigners who will now be given free NHS treatment for Aids. Nice one Dave – it’s not as if life saving drugs are aleady rationed on the NHS for the indigenous population so the more the merrier. Deficit, what deficit?
Spamming well today.
5th time lucky?
I wonder if they get paid per comment or they are just trying to get a paid internship at Labour HQ?
There are no paid internships at Liebour HQ.
There’s no money left, remember ?
Nice to see that the useless fucking Tories are in favour of laying out the red carpet to Aids sufferers worldwide.
Labour troll my arse! I don’t doubt that Labour would sign us up to this nonsense as well but you’d expect the Tories to hold the nation’s pursestrings just that little bit tighter.
Believe it or not anonymous I worked for the Health service for 10 years after qualifying spending as much time fighting for patients to get their required treatment while being opposed by some jumped up Socialist bureaucrat refusing it.
All commiserations for the state you find yourselves in today. Unfortunately the hard choices required to sort out your present problems that would return preferential treatment to residents is being diluted by the LibDem voice in the Coalition.
It will not last forever I hope
Dear Annoyingmouse
Who gave these fuckers a free rein to enter the country in the first place.
Ed Balls at the treasury told Gordon who told Tony that GDP can only expand by either efficiency or population increase. Seeing as industry was already squeaking with efficiency, the only way to increase GDP was to expand the population with an undisclosed open door policy.
And now we get BellEndInNelli’s sociopathic blog bitch, Anonymous saying it is Cameron’s fault
Which life saving drugs? The ones that don’t really work but get a lot of press “somehow”.
Why don’t we just give money to the whole world, I really love paying so much tax to be hoovered up by spongers. We need a new movement to “persuade” these spongers of the error of their ways, maybe a baseball bat would help.
I thought we *were* giving money to the whole world.
If this is true, can we expect half of the population of Africa to arrive shortly?
Do you mean the other half?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100140001/free-nhs-treatment-for-foreign-hiv-patients-no-wonder-were-out-of-cash/#disqus_thread
Not necessarily. My wife has just flown abroad to get the tests she knew her indolent and incompetent GP was denying her access to. Turns out the ‘psychosomatic’ symptoms were pheumonia. When she gets back, diagnosis and evidence in hand, we shall first change our GP and second try to get the incompetent, patronizing buffoon struck off: though no doubt the useless Britsh medcial establishment will rally round and pretend it is a level of incompetence that any of them could have shown, so nothing should be done.
Do not assume the entire world is coming here to use the NHS: so much of the world works in it the word is out that it is not worth touching with a barge pole unless you are desperate and poor.
OT
Is this a sign of Peak Stupid?
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/02/28/best-warming-headline-evah/
What about his secret separate job?
Hi dad, how’s Kevin these days?
He’s been known to turn a blind eye towards Lee “Grasper” Jasper.
I said I didn’t need glasses whilst I was asleep.
They’re rose tinted aren’t they Ken?
Yes. Liebour’s red rose.
Ken doesn’t need glasses…apparently drinks directly from the bottle.
Thought he was a teat-totaller.
Are you here all week?
Here all weak.
That’s speculation Mr Mous!
We have been assured that Ken is very good at peculation.
They’re not glasses, they are safety goggles for when the next lie blows up in his face.
+1 comment of the week?
No need to go to spec savers ken you can afford them out of the money you’ve saved on tax avoidance
I need a drink.
Can’t he SEE he is making himself LOOK ridiculous…..
Are you saying he’s making a spectacle of himself?
Livingstone’s ego is in inverse proportion to his interlect.
Mandelson – who is not wrong all the time – described Ken’s ego as “bigger than the London Eye”.
They’re sunglasses needed because of Global warming.
/leftwinginsanity
We are so sorry for our mistakes. Everyone should buy the Mirror from now on as they have not been embroiled in this appalling conduct.
Robert Maxwell..Need I say more about the fucking Mirror group.
If Boris and Ken are the best candidates London can produce, then London deserves to becaome a Third World dump.
Become ? Haven’t you been to Tower Hamlets ?
Thats the Islamic Republic of Tower Hamlets to you.
Still, no doubt Dave has the unelected & unelectable Baroness Warsi promising the Grand Imam Mayor all sorts of “incentives” if he can deliver the block vote for Boris.
Delectable?
The Supreme Leader of N.Korea is Kim Jong un; when I am Supreme Leader of London again you can call me Ken Rong ‘un
Ken, Boris, Silvio Berlusconi and I are 4 of a kind, ocean going shaggers. Boaz.
These sort of things are very easily seen through.
Ladies make passes
At men wearing glasses
Ogden Nash (almost) was right, eh Ken?
To be fair, they are cosmetic implants, they were all out of tits when he went to be ‘enhanced’.
Never mind his eyes. If his mouth is open, he’s lying.
We luv im !!
++++Laugh++++
That’s Red Ken Livingstone top middle. The other shots are of his evil twin brother Fingers The Fence Livingstone. Last I heard he was looking after a couple of retired police motorbikes until he could find them new owners.
Have just watched tom fatso watson on sky news giving his view on corruption in the media, god sake sky must be aware that he should be jailed.he is really scum
Is there a link to the Pieman?
Long may it remain so named.
Thatcher or Simpson?
Why use the pole for the sign when the tree-trunk is there!
You can’t hide those lying eyes.
And your point is?
Only a yes vote accepted.
Tis de oirish way.
Here we go again.
did i just witness Tom Watson make a complete fool of himself on sky ??
“i think we should question how someone with links to the met got a horse”
It was abit of low point for Tom , had he got out of the chair , phoned the met or any number of forces that have police horses , he would have anyone who can offer the suitable level of care , is elleigble for home a retrired police horse . At somthing like £150 a week for livery its hardly somthing most people could manage . To suggest it has been some sort of gift for wrong doings , isnt just factually wrong , its the sort of oppertune in correctness that some reporters are on the wire for .
Tin foil hat for not understanding how benevolent care for retired horses is a way of mitaigating them being shot for having no further working life ……..
Shame we don’t have the option for retired MPs – oh of course we do, it’s the HoL with expenses….. silly me.
Oh…and Consultancies. Don’t forget Consultancies.
Very lucrative. Ask Gordooom!
Bahassi Burgers. Delicious
Correction:
‘Tin foil hat for not understanding how benevolent care for retired MPs is a way of mitigating them being shot for having no further working life ……’
Can’t Ken just wear contact lenses like all the other puffed up politicians ??
Slow roast is best
Can’t you just give it a break Guidedog?
Red Ken is yesterday’s man. He is not going to be reelected just like Dave.
Londoners just have to get used to more of bungling Boris with his cost neutral bikes.
No politician in his right mind wants the poisoned chalice that is London. When those Games finish there will be all hell to pay.
Why else do you think we have been left with two hopeless candidates.
Ken and Boris are two of the biggest slimeballs going.
No girl is safe when they are about.
Do not turn your back when either of them are around!
Neither Cameron nor Millipede have even thought to protect good old London girls from these wandering hands.
Protocols should be in place to ensure that neither of them are left alone with a woman unaccompanied.All meetings with women need to be logged centrally.
Simple Health and Safety measures need to be applied.
… but what about Handycock (The ocean-going shagger)? No girl safe there either – especially the young ones.
Handycock should wash behind his scrotum three times a day with a brillo pad.
I hope he is not standing for fucking mayor.
..and Boris’s bikes are bendy bikes, they have a sort of flexible joint in the middle.
As a young fellow working at parliament On more than one occassion I felt like Simon Hughs was doing a little mental undressing of me.
Maybe a coincidence but a couple of homo erotic mags were found in the gents toilet not a million miles from his office.
Now we hear about his phone calls to sex chat lines.
I suggest Simon you didn’t get the Lib Dems leaders Job not because you are a Homosexual but because you are obviously a ‘dirty old man’ more concerned with your cock than politics.
Ma Coaten thinks he’s a great shit.
After Paddy Pantsdown the womaniser and Charles Kennedy the drunkard did Simon Hughs really think the Lib Dems would take a chance with him as leader?
If Simon Hughs is an example of the quality of victim in this phone hacking scandal then it sounds to me like the press were doing a good fucking job.
That’s why they’re all so worried about what the media have stored away about them.
It will all come to light one day.
Don’ t forget ‘Simon Hughes – Your straight choice for Bermondsey’. What was all that about?
We need high profile idiots like ken and bobcrow & the kinnochios Oh and prezza to keep reminding the electorate what a load of horse dung our lefty socialists are.
We’ll keep voting them in though. Panem et circenses.
No I rather think Ken’s political career is in it’s death throes.
Not sure what he’ll do when he finally realises he’s not going to be getting back on the gravy train – perhaps he’ll have a stall on a market somewhere with one of those sleight of hand games that you see abroad conning the gullible out of their money.
I hope you’re right, Nell.
Let’s just say there’s a stench of decay about our ken.
The people that would vote for Ken would vote to have themselves shot. It’s a bewildering mentality.
It’s tribalism. I’m the same, I will never vote for Labour on account of the fact that they bankrupt the nation every time they’re elected with their dumb tax and spend mentality. Call me old fashioned, but I find that slightly beyond the pale.
It’s tribalism. I’m the same, I will never vote for Labour on account of the fact that they wankrupt the nation every time they’re elected with their dumb tax and spend mentality. Call me old fashioned, but I find that slightly beyond the pale.
fucking mod.
‘MP’s seek cheaper fig tree deal’ It’s great to know that when things get tough out there our lot are devoting their minds to the really important stuff.
the twat will still become mayor thick londoners
A few tweaks of the hair from a qualified tonsorialist, a week’s worth of slight moustache, and he’ll look like what he wants to be – Heinrich Himmler.
Just don’t forget to give him his suicide pill as well.
Crikey Crick was cricked, crums.
Bill Cash wins emergency debate on Wednesday … Our preferred option being “This House has no confidence in Her Majesty’s Government”
The eyes have it, the eyes have it.
Another great idea from the “Conservatives” – free HIV treatment for illegal immigrants on the NHS. I don’t know why we bother to have border contols at all. Just open the floodgates and let all the scumbags of the world into the country.
So no change of policy there.
Labour opened the “floodgates” in 1998 when they passed the Human Rights Act but then again who can forget one of Bliar’s greatest soundbites when warned of the risk of floods of citizens to UK from the new access countries….”I do not expect more than 5,000 in total to come to the UK !” I think he meant 5 million
Remember when we signed up to accept the citizens of the new member countries years before France and Germany would accept them? They had seven years grace I think it was to prepare, but Labour thought that this island wasn’t crowded enough already, the wankers. Tony McNulty, who was immigration minister at the time, said he did not expect more than 13,600 incomers in the first year. I think it turned out to be more like 500,000. You could not make it up.
We are on our way.
Ken Livingstone has more tax loopholes than Barclays.
He’s been framed
Narcissist. Through and through.
I am not a fan of Red Ken. Who cares if he needs glasses or not. It’s his choice.
Er…..it’s another example of Ken’s duplicity. He said he didn’t need them, when plainly he does.
He’s a 67 year old grandad full of demented nostalgia for the glory days of the GLC. He’s got a OAP bus pass. He’s got a winter heating allowance. And he’s blind as a bat.
I heard he’d had laser eye surgery, didn’t I?