February 27th, 2012

WATCH: Waiter Drops Tray of Beer on Merkel


  1. 1
    Right? says:

    Merkel, like most Germans should be used to beer!

  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

  3. 3
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    Nothing a German likes better than a nice golden shower.

  4. 4
    EC1 PhD says:

    Hardly a shower – just bounced off her back. Great scoop for the Daily Star.

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  6. 6

    Beer shampoo is very good for the hair and may even help restore growth, a little tip there for the prematuring baldies, who read this blog. HAHA, HEHE, YOU`RE A BALDEE!!!

  7. 7
    AC1 says:

    It looks like it’s not her first time getting “splashed”.

  8. 8
    Pedobear says:

    Shocking waste of beer bet it wasn’t an accident

  9. 9
    misterned says:

    sarc, What more proof do you need that she is a reptilian. She clearly did not even feel all that beer touching her fake skin which hides her rough reptilian skin… /sarc

  10. 10
    Observer says:

    Very cool reaction from Angela I think…

    Given that she is the only responsible politician left in Europe, that helps…

  11. 11
    Frau Von Merkel says:

    You will not be seeing him again. He will be sent to the Greek province.

  12. 12
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Guido is a bit dull there days.
    Nothing cooking?

  13. 13
    hmmmmm says:

    The Germans always get moist at the thought of invading Poland.

  14. 14
    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.... says:

    cream rises to the top. class, I guess, stays there.

  15. 15
    misterned says:

    Well the recent climate scandal involving Wire fraud, ID fraud, electronic impersonation, faked documents filled with lies, due to the criminal activity of Dr Peter Gleick of the Pacific Institute, proves that not only is Peter Gleick himself a self-confessed crook, but climate alarmists in general (from the “scientists” themselves, through their closed minded acolytes in the media and politics), also are willing to resort to accepting and engaging in lies, smears, fakery and deception as proof of their argument against climate reality and scientific debate.

    I am much happier to be on the side of the climate debate which relies on honesty, truth, empirical measured evidence, the integrity of utilising and sticking strictly to the whole of the “scientific method” as a way of establishing genuine, repeatable, falsifiable, scientific proof.

    Climate alarmists, warmists, man-made climate change activists and advocates now cannot argue their case whilst being on the correct side of that divide.

    As has been beautifully stated elsewhere,

    “After you have convinced people that you fervently believe your cause to be more important than telling the truth, you’ve lost the power to convince them of anything else.

  16. 16
    Merkel says:

    If zis is so zen we shall tip it down zee Greek economy

  17. 17
    East India Company wallah says:

    It wasnt wasted,eric joyce hoovered it up-just out of shot on bottom right

  18. 18
    rick says:

    I doubt they give shit about the climate – it’s all about control.

  19. 19
    Babbling from the bar says:

    Wouldn’t have happened if they used proper beer glasses. Or steins even. Anyway, something with a handle rather than stems. Stems are for wine, handles are for beer.

  20. 20
    AC1 says:

    The Soviet Union does show that bureaucrat control of the economy = pollution.

  21. 21
    A Frog Pissoir says:

    Mon Dieu! – ‘ow do say it? – pissing down?

  22. 22
    Loungelizard says:

    You’ve got to admire their training, they only lash out with the riding crop when there are no hostile witnesses about.

  23. 23
    Baron Hogwash says:

    He could have at least done a better job than he did…

  24. 24
    Andrew says:

    Our last Prime Minister would have torn the waiter’s balls off and stuffed them into his mouth (the waiter’s, not his own) – and then got really angry,

  25. 25
    Timmytour says:

    Despite what the Greeks say the Germans are not a stingy people. Sure it’s sometimes hard to get anything out of them but…..

    …the beers are on Merkel everyone!

  26. 26
    aneete curton says:

    Must have been a Greek waiter, a lot have have had to move to Germany to find work.

  27. 27
    JohnOfEnfield says:

    Nor can I remember priapic Prescott taking HIS dunking very well either.

    Cooled his ardour though.


  28. 28
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    If it happened to Dave, he’d probably not even notice. I expect being doused in beer was positively obligatory in the Bullingdon club.

  29. 29
    cynic2 says:

    The waiter will soon run for President of Greece

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    The Golem says:

    Perhaps Dave will shortly be asked to provide a contingent of troops for a joint EU invasion force for Spain to install a puppet government. Madrid is making all the right
    (i.e.wrong) noises at the moment.

  32. 32
    Mr Oh...? says:

    apart from having someone piss on them…

  33. 33
    Alan Douglas says:

    You’re right, Sarko would not have taken it that well, he’d have drowned !

    Alan Douglas

  34. 34
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Frau M is as tough as Krupp Steel And ruet-proof!

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    “It was just a freak accident. Nothing like that has ever happened to me before,” explained the waiter, Giorgos Papadopoulos, 32.

  36. 36
    Schindler's Pisst says:

    “For you, ze vaitering is over! Take him avay!”

  37. 37

    Deliberate! I personally would not waste a good pint on that scrounging mong.

  38. 38
    annette curton says:

    I was upset because somebody must have stolen my briefcase, I was sure I had left it under her table.

  39. 39
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Most Germans partake of “Golden Showers” !

  40. 40
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    It was just a freak accident ! The Freak got soaked !

  41. 41
    Achiles the Stentorian says:

    Gifts? We ran out of them years ago. They are all in Switzerland or the Far East.

  42. 42
    Pundit Too says:

    Can you imagine Lard 3 houses Prescott’s reaction to this incident?
    Difficult to believe that the Germans used an amateur waiter at an important beerfest. Must be a socialist plant.

  43. 43
    Pundit Too says:

    But not suet proof obviously.

  44. 44
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Could have been worse, might have been Kim Il Sung’s ashes!

  45. 45
    Anon Observer says:

    Is this another Greek Takeaway !!!!

    Does anyone know what happened to the waiter afterwards ????

  46. 46
    Nicolas Sarkozy says:

    Did somebody spill beer in your lap, Frau Merkel, or are you just glad to see me?

  47. 47
    Archie says:

    Who’s that bird looking daggers behind the waiter? Did she set it up? Political rival?

  48. 48
    Archie says:


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