Rupert Murdoch isn’t the only one who can spring a surprise. Along with Sally Bercow, we have a column this week in the Daily Star Sunday taking on Toby Young and Jordan. So unless you prefer the bigger pair of tits in the Sun, buy the Daily Star Sunday…
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Plan a Velvet Divorce for the €uro | Gideon Rachman
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Clegg’s Revenge | Nick Wood
Cleaning Out Stables | Biased BBC
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Iran’s military chief-of-staff, Major General Hassan Firouzabadi…
“The Iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is the full annihilation of Israel”.
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Is the Daily Star still in print?
That sound you hear is a barrel bottom being scraped.
Guido has finally reached intellectual parity with Sally Bercow!
Think Benny Hill in the Italian Job
“Everybody in the world is bent, Camp Freddy”
“well, everybody except David Hasselhof” is what he actually muttered under his breath. Not widely know, that.
Leveson is laughing his head off.
Thought 1: Fifth columnist?
Thought 2: Filth columnist?
Thought 3: Faith columnist?
Thought 4: Dead Woody Press?
Thought 5: *Checks date – no not April 1st – not even soon*
Thought 6: If I were going to Killarney, I would not be starting from Tralee
Thought 7: God moves in a mysterious way…
Thought 8: Crockford’s Official Gambling Version or Tobermory’s Stratagem?
Thought 9: Is any advantage derived from saying Blue Nun at any point here?
Thought 10: I need a grappa…
Anyone see Hasselhof on the lottery on Friday night ?
He was off his fuckin face on something !
A worse performance than Oliver Reed on Parkinson
He disappeared off at one point
i think to be told by production staff to smarten up his act !
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/columnists/
The list in full:
Garry Bushell
Joe Mott
Sally Bercow
Matthew Wright
Brian Woolnough
I’m guessing the new business cards are on the back-burner?
Join me in the Socialist workers party (right to work)
Pip pip
Lol
“Join me in the Socialist workers party (right to work)”
Surely the SWP is for the right to not work?
The entitlement* to live at the expense of others.
*Real Rights are limitations on the state, don’t let the left ruin the meaning of another word.
Nobody had heard of Hasselhof in 1969.
Are you and Sally now an item, Guido?
Slapper Sal? Be careful boys.
Slapper or not, I would certainly give her one. Boaz.
I just like scraping bottoms.
Geedo is going up Desmond’s.
Bye bye Blog, mass media here we come!
“I hate the dead tree press!”
link?
Working for Dirty Desmond now Guido? Oh well I suppose if you want to go main stream I suppose you have to start at the bottom, who knows if you make the grade, you might be promoted to the Sunday Express or Daily Express.
Hi!
I’m very, Very, VERY, WELLFY you know, – and I owe it all to NooLieBore – and to little Cherry of course, – who is very thrifty with the housekeeping and saves a lot!
But I called by mainly this morning to say Look! – the problem nowadays is that politicians are NOT SINCERE – LIKE WHAT I WAS
And I was on good terms with Dezzy – he was just the sort I wanted round me – in my air guitar days, – when the boy bands acclaimed me too, – and I used to say Hey! Trust me! I’m a straight kinda guy!
Anyway, – must move on, I’ve got to see some wellfy people!
My boy Dave is doing well too, – quite a lot of people still seem to trust him with my legacy.
A bigger pair of tits in the Sun?
Oh, you must mean Miliband and Balls!!
OOh Arr.
No thanks.
So you share the same paper as Sally Bercow?
Popcorn!!!!
Dirty Des will have it all on video, should be on channel x by next weekend.
‘Guy Fawkes get blown in Parliament’
It’s all rather tackey, still someone will fill the gap you leave Guido.
I’m so glad your still hating the dead tree press. By joining them
I hope the Star has a fucking comments section too. Unmoderated.
Lol…
It’ll be interesting to see how he adapts his material for a more sophisticated readership.
Unlike the Guardian, at least he’ll have some fucking readers.( I mean that loosely of course)
Is he claiming more traffic than the grauniad now? I missed that.
More profit anyway.
Just to preserve your evidently very precious self-induced illusion of intellectual and moral superiority, and to save you the horror of appearing too much like one of oi polloi in front of the staff by buying your own copy in that dreadfully plebeian shop down the road, you can have all the copies of the Star you like, gratis, once my Parrot has finished with them. You obviously, albeit vicariously, find it every bit as absorbing as he does…
Ouch!
the hated M.P’s: why is the £70k earned by older Milli for 3 days work not seen as income for his employer.
Its a bribe, paid in advance.
Will there be Bingo?
Your numbers up right now.
Ha! Brilliant!
Run this by me one more time?
You are going to join the thing you campaigned against????
WTF?????????????
Never underestimate the power of money.
Guido might be going as an intern and doing it for nothing with the promise that if he does well he might just be set on
I suspect you may be jealous…
is G. doing what Windy Dave does? – ie – say one thing and do another?
Do you have a long spoon to sup with?
Actually I hope it goes well for you but somehow I think Express Newspapers Libel Lawyers might be working overtime
Good line in porno too…err….gadzooks, that could take shifting!
Do you think Guido will be going on shoots then?
Some pheasant and a deer or two?
Hunted on the Fourth Estate?
you are going to write for a red top?
Red tops hacked, bribed coppers etc
If you sell your soul then i hope you got a good deal.
#disapointed
and how sure can we be that yous wont sell some of you co-conspiriters details to the Star (for the right amount) ?
Wouldn’t worry, no doubt we will be on a security services database somewhere, especially when we pop up on this blog.
Hello, big boy ! Let’s have a look at your column inches.
will I feel ‘full’ – if ya know wot oy mean?
I like visitors
Can anyone smell fish or is it your perfume Sal?
Drinks all round!
Guido’s your man likes a drink or two
Cheers ! I’ll have a Kamikaze.
I’am buying the Sun tomorrow, haven’t bought a newspaper for years, but as Liebour is trying to piss on it’s owner, I thought it would be a fitting thing for me to do, especially if it becomes a collectors item, business and revenge all in one go. ya.
Murdochs will get revenge on Brown, Watson and other labour misfits.
+1x10E99
Ah yes, collectors item. I have a room set aside for Franklin Mint products. Better than gold.
I’ll have to buy both now!
Well done
Unless you’re getting in there to blow it up this doesn’t sound like a good strategy.
I can only concur. The equivilent of Stephen Hawking joining Hull City FC
Or the Archbishop of Canterbury downloading God Is Not Great from piratebay, then checking out his favourites on youporn.
OOH, what do you REALLY REALLY know about His Grace, Tony? C’mon now! Out with it, said I to the Bishop…
I hear he’s quite good at dribbling.
With Sally Bercow as a stable mate Guido is really going places. Where those places are is anybody’s guess.
Thanks OH.
Your Hawking and football hint immediately explains why Liverpool’s Suarez and Co always fall over at nothing in the penalty box- “gravitational singularities”. And I thought they were just cheating.
Anyone can slip like wot oi did wi’ Tracey slippage that’s all it was otherwise I never would ‘of’ bin where she said I was which I wasn’t or I’d ‘of’ known it wouldn’t I and there was me looking for a sandwich or summat to eat if yer kno wot oy mean but that’s nothing coz I’m still hungry anyone got a sandwich . . . ? . . . patsy . . . ? . . .chips . . . ? . . .cake . . ? . . . . tits . . that wot oy like . . . I’m a tit man . . . . phwoooarrrh! . . . . some are just up for it . . . . . anyone gotta nipple . . I mean nibble . . ?
Silly Sally, eh?
Poor you.
Sally Bercow in the Star. Great I can wipe my arse on her, would that be literally?
Do you and Sally Berkow share the same impressario nowadays Guido ?
It seems that you cannot fall any further than “appearing” alongside one of the many disgraces to the House of Commons…
Sad
I TOOK a quick holiday last week and came home to find myself transported back to Victorian times. Yes, the spirit of the workhouse is alive and well and in a Jobcentre near you.
Well, what else to think when Tesco advertised a job paying the magnificently generous “wage” of…wait for it…Jobseeker’s Allowance plus expenses?
So let me get this right. You work full-time, for benefits, and Tesco puts in precisely nothing?
What terrible exploitation of the unemployed!
…
Do you and Sally Berkow share the same impressario nowadays Guido ?
Says it all…
So paying taxpayers money to able bodied folks benefits to do sod all is not exploitation of the taxpayers then?
+1
+2
Got to be a labour troll whose own comrades not only did sweet FA to get anyone off the dole but compounded it by paying them middle class benefits at the taxpayers expense to, whats the phrase they used with immigrants?, Rub the taxpayer’s nose in it.
My statement to you is get a fkin life, even a few days work on a CV these days on Jobseeker’s Allowance plus expenses is a good start for someone who hasn’t had a job since school or is trying to find work, blame your mate Brown and his mates for screwing up the job markets and making people use agency’s to find work, he’s the same one who was trying to close jobcentres
Look on Guido’s column as some work experience.
Shut the fuck up you lazy good for nothing cuпt.
Well it made it spin for me ducky!1
How much do students get paid to sit in a classroom and listen to some old tosser teaching you how to cheat to get A levels or a degree in wind surfing?
Bugger! They’ve found out my little earner on the side – and helping all them gals inter wetsuits too and feeling them to see if they fit nice anyone gotta pie . . . ? . . . patsy . . . ? . . . . chips . . . . ? oh cummon someone mus of got sumfin . . . . bastards!
We cannot argue that it was stupid of militwit ( via twatson) to stop glasman writing for the Sun on Sunday and then say that it’s wrong for Guido to write for the Star (whatever that is).
Life is short. Go get it Guido. Politically and economically you are going to be superior to sallyalley!!!
It is not so much wrong as stupid
Nope don’t think so.
Perhaps Guido can explain to the readers of the star the simple economics of why spending more than you earn leaves you in debt.
That at least would be a start!!!
New one on me! You mean, – spending more than you’ve got leaves you in debt?
Never! – just go out and rake in more dosh!
Completely specious conflation of issues, Nell: Glasman was and is a Labour stooge who was going to write something (at least in part) horrible about his party: you’re surely not suggesting that Guido is going to denounce the blogosphere and sign up for a Lobby pass and a permanent seat in the Red Lion?
and sign up for a Lobby pass
I think you’ve cracked it. That and the money obviously.
Fuck it. He might as well. If you can’t beat ‘em (and you can’t) join ‘em.
Daniel Hannan variant. A lobbyist arguing against the system…
Sold your soul to that awful Rick Desmond.
Ah shripolata for my Sir? indeed! sliced and fried?
Interested to see what they will LET you say and don’t mind the tits but I couldn’t bring myself to pay for all the crap about celebrities!
I would rather eat my own ear wax than read that rag
It is necessary to read widely to gather wisdom.
So true. But who’s reading?
No idea never read the star. Suspect it has more readers than the graudian but less untaxed offshore funds hidden from HMRC .
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Just saw an ad on the telly for the Daily Star Sunday, no mention of Guido, but you do get a football pullout and a token for a free glass of lager.
Do you want fries with that?
You see now I feel kinda dirty just reading this blog
Really? Why are you doing something that makes you feel dirty? Odd!!
I’m doing something really dirty now involving a copy of the National Geographic, ky jelly, and a pot noodle.
I think ‘sharing paper’ sounds worse.
Guido old bean you’ve jumped the shark on this one
No question now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Yeah, I know it’s from Animal Farm, but any excuse to cite the “Eye of the Beholder” episode from the old Twilight Zone series, to show all those folks in that “normal” makeup:
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(And somehow, Guido amongst the print media types reminds me of the “ugly” girl.)
Well done, Gido.
FORWARD!
Well done, Guido.
FORWARD!
will torybear be writing it for you just to put your name on the byeline then?
The headline to this blog says, reasonably, ‘Guido Fawkes’ blog … of plots, rumours & conspiracy’. The Star heading says ‘Guido Fawkes … of plots, rumours & conspiracy’. It doesn’t make much sense, though I suppose you could be Fawkes of Rumours, on the lines of Anne of Grey Gables, or Lawrence of Arabia.
Green Gables, sorry. I think Grey Gables was that place in The Archers where Nelson Mandela fell off the roof.
Or you might have confused it with Grey Gardens, that story of John F. Kennedy’s in-laws; you know, the one with the dotty old bat, and her almost-as-dotty middle-aged daughter with the hejab, living in a tumbledown old mansion like two Miss Havishams. (Based on a documentary shot in the 1970′s.) Natural mistake, Ducks; after all, we are talking about Order-order.com, a blog run by a dotty middle-aged man and his almost-as-dotty young protege, who give about as much of a flying f*ck what people think of them as those two hags did.
Τhаnks fоr thе сlаrіfісаtіоn. Τhе wоmеn of Grеу Gаrdеns wеrе јust оld, mаd аnd dіrtу, sоmеthіng thаt wіll соmе tо us аll. Іt wаs thе Kеnnеdу sіdе оf thе fаmіlу thаt wаs tоxіс, а mоdеrn Hоusе оf Аtrеus frоm thе рrо-Νаzі bооtlеggеr Јоsерh thrоugh hіs сrаzіlу оνеrrаtеd sоns tо thе dіsgustіng Еdwаrd.
Have you gawked at Guido’s column?
OOO EEER.
Like the printed press, very dependent upon circulation!
With the notable exception of the Gruinard, which presumably has had a beeboid implant.
Hard to imagine how Richard Desmond could lower his standards…
Bitch.
I think he has a hard job Jimmy, after all he has to lower his standards a lot just to have standards the same leve as Liebour.
He managed it with La Bercow.
He could embrace the lowest of the low, the marxists.
Well, he hasn’t offered you a column yet, I suppose, Jimmy so there is a possibility…
Well not in the Star anyway.
May your star shine Guido! So much work to do.
Dissapointed in you Guido dead tree press along with one of the most useless creatures that has ever drawn breath.
unfukin believeable; the Bbbc broadcast a fifteen minute ‘play’ on radio 4 this evening at 7 o’clock. It consisted of a dialogue between two grave-diggers, slaging off a new Sunday paper, that was to be launched the next day!
It beggers belief just how blatent their, nasty, petty spite is at times.
I hope they print something in the SoS that will make at least one of the privileged socialist cun[ts regret their je had.
I listened to the third episode of an adaptation of Gulliver’s Travels which was actually quite good, the overwhelming conclusion was that people (Yahoos) are unprincipled scum.
Google isn’t any better, and they’re changing their privacy policy on top of everything else!
Lol, Sarah Brown take note.
No it wasn’t that bad and the last episode of Gulliver’s Travels was an absolute cracker.
It’s still better to read the book – radio adaptations aren’t usually as much of a raping of a work as a TV or film production, but if something was written to be read, why not go the extra mile and actually er… read it?
Sorry, but it doesn’t beggar belief how blatant they are. They’ve actually been slagging it off all week, on Radio 5 Labour and News 24, in the guise of ‘serious discussion about the British press’. However, yesterday they went all out to attack it.
Once again, the BBC thinks it can do what it likes to try to influence the general public’s political opinions.
Well I don’t know,
I’d rather drink a bucket full of piss,
Than join those effin’ journalists
Disgusted
Maybe G is on Jobseekers and has been “sent” by the Jobcentre.
Mr G is Oyrish, inne? Free benufits 4 life, innit. ‘im an’ the other millions of immigrunts. Gawd bless ‘em.
If ‘e were Ingerlish, ‘e could go stuff ‘imself, though. Tesco Deathcamp forced-labour, like. We in the Tory Party love Ingerlish slaves.
I don’t think you should go there dudes. Sally Bercow is contaminated goods.
Promoted at last Guido. You will meet a better class of person there than the righty twats you hang around at the moment.
That’s this blog fucked then.
“I ‘ad that Sally Bercow in the back of the cab. Well…who hasn’t?”
“I’ve ‘ad that Sally Bercow in the back of me cab. Well…who hasn’t?”
David Mills, David Mills, David Mills.
♫ David Mills, David Mills, David Mills, ♫ contaminated blood seller.♫ , David Mills, David Mills, David Millls…♫.
I kant spel so it isn’t me riting in the zun. I am just a zad puppet. Innit!
The Star? I forgot that newspaper existed. I won’t be buying it or any other newspaper. But good on you Guido!
If all else fails, you can wrap yourself in a copy of the Star for your next photoshoot.
The last time I wiped my arse with the Mirror, my piles bled.
Is this a joke? This must be a metaphysical Bored to Death joke surely?!
“Along with Sally Bercow”.
Oh.
You’ve just jumped the shark you Hunt
Can’t honestly say I’m over the moon about this. What happens when Guido gets a piece of juicy gossip on Richard Desmond, his paper, or Channel 5?
Erm, IoWM, haven’t you (and we all) got it a bit arse backwards, maybe? Dare I speculate? Perhaps Our Guido DOES know something about Richard Desmond, his paper, or Channel 5– and that’s how he came to get the bloody column! Stranger things have happened, and not just in Strangers either!
A man wearing a torquoise suit, white socks and black gym shoes will point you to your destiny. Resistance is futile. Wear a Jock hat for luck and the number 2 will be unlucky for you.
Oh, dear. Why doesn’t this surprise me – deep down. The most incisive comments on this site often include the words and phrases ‘hypocrite’ and ‘dead-tree press’. Combine them and what do you get? I am so disappointed. We must now await the sale of the site to Desmond, I suppose. Anyway, I’m off to buy the ‘Sun on Sunday’ as a means of expressing my disgust.
When following Dirty Des’ Star
It’s as well to observe from afar
Or the dirty Jew cunt
Will leave you quite blunt
As your foreskin says “Oy! Inshallah!”
Which section are you in then? Is it under Babes?
Guido’s tits are big enough – and Harry’s a bit of a cunt, so probably…
not tagged with ‘dead tree press’ … ?
But there again, what do we loyal, thoughtful, independently-minded consumers really matter in the grand, opportunistic, brand-building scheme of things? I can only hope that this news is a huge, sick joke, but I suspect that someone will be laughing all the way to the bank.
Kerrrrrrrching!!!
(I hope!)
I wonder how long before “Daily Star” and “Richard Desmond” are added to the list of modded words.
Guido’s managed to contaminate his brand.
And I say this as a fan.
The idiocy of the modding over the past few weeks makes me think that the bouffant haired one is already pulling Guido’s strings.
Still, with the Ides of March (and Purim) approaching, that should be the least of our worries.
Indeed.
Et tu, Guido?
Is Bercow doing page 3 ?
If so i’ll buy the Sun LoL
For a nude picture of the Spеaker ffs?
mornin mate ! One flapshot i wouldn’t pay to see !
Bucket! Again!!!!
Guido, you have cynically betrayed your readers and contributors by this action. Your freedom to mock and criticise has been severly compromised and/or circumscribed by your succumbing to the siren advances of the Desmond empire. As a long time regular reader and part-time contributor, I do hope you will not live to regret the eventual demise of your blogging influence and what was once a unique contribution to the freedom of information we all seek. I remain untempted to buy the Sunday Star.
I couldn’t give a fkuc either way, but in taking Desmond’s shilling you’ll be compromised as an independent voice. Imo this has been the case with Private Eye which went just a tad leftwards since Hislop started rubbing shoulders with Beeb luvvies and drinking Beeb champers.
Where’s the ‘dead tree press’ tag? Something’s missing, where’s the vitriol?
Polly Toynbee says:
But before getting overly sanctimonious…
Yet again well done Janet!
The Government really should get behind the ’8 ball’ on this – an unholy alliance between the Guardian, the BBC and the Socialist Workers Party should NOT be able to outwit the government.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/9105325/The-Government-should-stand-up-to-the-rent-a-mob-campaign-against-unpaid-work-experience.html
Just goes to prove that everyone has their price.
Disappointing but not surprising.
Read the new column. One of the weakest parliamentary sketches I have ever read and worse still you are playing second fiddle to Berk Cow. You have joined the establishment and you will be perceived to be influenced rather than influential. GIVE IT UP!!
Goodbye. You are now “of Desmond” and I therefore cannot read your stuff again. Thanks for all the fun over the last few years. Goodbye.
Sold out- c u n t
So how many tit bits are you going to be fed by other journalists when they think its going to end up in the Star?
The Star is less influential than Nick Clegg.
Jesus! You’ll be taking the line from CCHQ soon…
Seems from the comments that not many readers are welcoming this move, however i am sure you know what you are doing.
Good luck
I am sure he doesn’t, but I still wish him good luck, though I will not be wasting my money on that rag.
I used to like a surrepTITious flick through the Star’s inner pages, but now I’m worried I may encounter Guido in nothing but a bedsheet.
Is it April 1st already?
Kitemark coming soon!
I have never bought the Star or the Sun, I know, pathetic.
But because I believe Labour politicians are genuinely cautious
and wary of you Guido. And above all I think the Labour Party
has created a monster in our midst and very nearly destroyed Britain.
I’m going to buy both in the hope that somehow the truth can be revealed
and can lead to people like Brown and Blair never again gaining power.
Forever and ever, amen.
I shan’t buy the sun on sunday but I hope very much that murdoch has his sights set on gordy, bliar, militwit and labour.
The most corrupt and incompetent politicians we have had in this country ever.
The way they’ve treated him when he was their supporter for years deserves some payback I’d have thought.
Mu*doch will remember the Sky debacle for a long, long time.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
It might be best served cold, but I think Murdoch doesn’t care, he’s gonna ram it down their throats (and good on him).
If I were him I’d angle to get the Coop bank that lends to the Labour party downgraded a few notches….
Most of the comments on the BBC website says it all. A lot of lefty fuckwits very put out by it all, bless.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17165615
“Media commentator Steve Hewlett described the move to launch the title as a “weekend’s welcome distraction” for News International chief executive Rupert Murdoch, amid the Leveson Inquiry into press ethics and police investigation into phone hacking.”
Er…..Steve Hewlett “media commentator” works for the BBC.
Had a look at Star on Sunday online, couldn’t find anything by Guido. Is it only in print version? Or should I look in Retro babes, babes, sports babes, babe search?
It must be sandwiched between “Corrie satr gets her baps out”, “Eastenders star is on a diet” and “Big Brother star on a diet gets her baps out”.
Just invested / paid 30p to view the paper and the column. [Of course credit card and bank charges plus exchange rate will undoubtedly swell the eventual cost].
Very reserved article. Mildly Informtive but lacking the attack at the jugular one has come to expect from our hosts.
Toby Youngs piece in the Sun on Sunday also middle of the road ramblings of the new boy at school.
Used to occaisionally buying Red Tops for their simplicity when travelling [where the most are printed abroad too] I realise I am missing very little .
Remember what happened to your namesake:
“Their genitals would be cut off and burnt before their eyes, and their bowels and hearts removed. They would then be decapitated, and the dismembered parts of their bodies displayed so that they might become “prey for the fowls of the air”.
Sounds like a typical days coverage on the Star
Or Abu Graib.
While Saddam was running it.
The blog’s served its purpose, then, Guido….
Why would he screw a blog that has more influence in politics than a paper even a chippy wouldn’t use, lets give it time the b,stard is up to something , Neo I don’t think knows what the day day of the week is , so can get away with doing mad things.
Neo is not as daft as he comes across sometimes, he is quite sharp.
Granted, his spiky hair looks lethal.
Neo’s biggest fan is Вillу, so he must have something going for him.
Last part indecipherable…
Bearing gifts of Gold, Swiss Francs and Moroccan Black.
Surely you are not expecting us to PAY for it?
I went to the shop and asked if they had the Star with Guidos piece in, he said he had sold out, i said “i know , but have you a copy of The Star on Sunday?”
Ouch!
Over in the Torygraph a fine piece of reporting by Gilligan, who has discovered the Ken Leninscum (scourge of the rich) is using a dodge to substantially reduce the tax on his £284,000 earnings.
Ah socialism at it’s finest!!!
All the lefties are doing this tax dodge. Setting up a private company of the office of Gordon and Sarah Brown, Anthony and Cherie Blair, Ken and Emma Livingstone, David and Louise miliband etc
A chunk of his “earnings” come from public speaking. WTF? I’d pay the little skunk a hundred grand to shut up.
Now listen here you plebs – do as I say, not as I do.
Just listened to Andrew Mitchell on the Marr show. it’s been a long time since i heard so much bullshit. And Marr let him get away with it as you would expect from a liberal elitist. Never ever trust someone who wears one of those brightly coloured plastic bracelets. TWAT TWAT TWAT.
I’m surprised he got the bracelet over his ears.
What’s really bothering me about Guido’s little adventure into the star is that he might bring back sallyalley and all her troll followers. Completely spoil the fun of the blog that would.
We’ve put up with you trolling on here for years nell, so bring it on.
turnips for breakfast? you poor thing!! What you need is bacon eggs mushrooms and beans and a chilled orange juice. Can’t be beaten!
With you we get turnips for breakfast, dinner and tea, you daft bat.
Pwor ickle tat, trolling one handed again.
shove it geek
Don’t cwy tat, remember you pwomist mummy you wouldn’t cwy.
is that what your daddy says to you when he’s got his finger up your botty?
Just had a look at the Star and threw up over the old wheatiebangs. Berk’s Cow is promoting truancy by saying parents should be allowed to let their kids bunk off school so they can take a cheap holiday.
Forbidding truancy is “class war”, you see. The Cow says “One of my closest friends is a low-paid single mum. She will only take her ten-year-old autistic son away during term time – not just because of cost but because he simply can’t cope with noisy crowded resorts during peak season.”
Ah, bless.
‘I’m rich, but I care about poor people, therefore I am nice. Michael Gove is rich but he doesn’t care about poor people, therefore he is evil. And anyway, he’s just got to be evil, because he’s a Tory.’
Is that what she’s trying to say in her faux-populist little essay?
I’m sick as a parrot – that’s polly ticks for you.
So pay money for The Star to read Guidoguff, or read it here for free? Hmmm…
It’s free online, so fill yer boots.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sunday
But it’s not, is it ? Sally Bigcow, yes, but Guido ?
We can read him for free here, win win.
grayling
lansley
duncan shit
harrison
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/25/a4e-welfare-emma-harrison-properties
cameron has good taste in c’unts
Epicurean, indeed.
Shame he never learned how to count, though.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4150377/Migrant-blow-to-PM.html
What are these ‘newspapers’ of which you speak?
Sold out! Goodbye Order Order…………..
Well fuck off then. All you have done is moan. Anyone would think you are having a gun held to your head.
Not bought a newspaper for years, but went out to the CO-OP and bought the SUN and the STAR , I haven’t been in the CO-OP for years, but I did hear you could get a brand called a CO-OP MP, but I didn’t see any on the shelves, must have sold out, didn’t enjoy giving them my profit but, adding my “investment” to the rest of the people buying these newspapers, hopefully will piss off lying, corrupt Liebour tossers, couldn’t do it every week as I now see why tv is a total waste of watching, if you want my money newspapers ,were not all braindead, but if your profits are where you get them from fair enough.
Really! G unless you are up to something then I agree with others, the gutter is close and your too good for that.
You can tell a man who loses by the company he chooses.
[ Then Sal got up and slowly walked away. ]
Guido, I’m very sorry to hear this as I don’t think it’s in your best interests at all.
I sincerely hope you’ll reconsider.
Or climate change advice from John Prescott.
Did you know that John Prescott used to bowl for England, The Ozzies never once accused him of being a pie thrower.
Time for the T*ries to ferret out some victims of child murders – I dunno – the Bulgers or Sarah Payne’s parents or somebody – to mug it up for the press giving it ‘I think it is appalling and insensitive of John Prescott to trivialise child murder…’
After all – that’s what Labour would do.
Followed by lots of articles in the Grauniad explaining how John Prescott’s trivialisation of child murder was a natural symptom of being a
ToryLabour politician.Why does this pompous oaf think that anything he says is worth anything? Does he not realise that whenever he opens his mouth he is merely proving himself to be an obnoxious bully? Yes, I’m afraid we all merely laugh at the self-righteous word-mangling buffoon.
Forget Guido, the Star Babes is the only thing worth ‘reading’
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starbabes/16835/NicoleNeal/
Just had a horrible thought
Guido flashing his column as Sally Bercow while wrapped in a sheet
Bucket !
Amanda Holden had toast for breakfast.
Guido, you haven’t got where you are by taking advice from the likes of me and others on here……so…….
My initial reaction is to congratulate you Guido and I hope it goes well for you. Personally, I am not enthused – Guido working for Guido has been great but Guido controlled by editors has no attraction for me.
Bad idea, will damage the credibility you have earned.You are being bought by Desmond, who will expect you to hold back a good story for him every week. And before you program the modbot, Desmond is a vile pornographer Hunt.
What’s the difference between a pornographer and a vile pornographer?
One is vile.
Who cares – no one “reads” the Star in any case, he might as well write a column on a piece of bog roll and flush it.
Sort of agree. Guido not available..Yet? in the online version. Cant see circulation in the print version being affected one way or another by Guido’s contributions.
Daily Star Sunday: “Guido Fawkes” (0 Results Found)
I gave up comics when I reached puberty.
Hopefully we get Asian Babes in return??