February 25th, 2012

Political Week in 60 Seconds


  1. 1
    Dave says:

    Winning and lose for Ed Miliband, after smashing DC around at Pmqs he then had Eric joyce.

    Still a week is a long time in politics.

  2. 2
    Distraught master & commander says:

    Now the phuqin krauts are going to collect the Greeks taxes, there is no end to this eu madness. Piss off well collect our own you square eds.


  3. 3
    non-militant centrist says:

    Lansley ambushed by decrepid lefty-did fine he ignored her and let her rant til she made it obvious who should be asbo’d
    Laws and Fox-irrelevent now
    Les Ebdon-a product and producer of left-wing dross
    RBS and Hestor-improving health ie from dead to comatose but Hestor has done a better than average job and UK PLC better hope he sticks it out
    Adele-The New Sean Penn?

    Eric Joyce is absent

  4. 4
    Spartacus says:

    i dont remember it getting much showing here, but my favourite is the bwanker.

    image yourself as a small business going to a bank and saying we doubled last year’s loss, which is a good thing. and can we have some money please?

  5. 5
    Maggie strikes again says:

    Check out the mischievious edit someone’s made to Eric’s Wikipedia profile regarding his assault. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Joyce#Allegations_of_assault

  6. 6
    A phuqin kraut says:

    Just never forget mein herr – we’ve got previous mit der Greeks – unt our uniforms ver zer bestest! – unt vee nearly bombt zer trouzers off you Britishers alzo – so yor mouth tightly shut keep.


  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    Seems your business is following my model, – so yes, of course you can have money, – providing you fulfill the requirements listed on this application form.

    They’re very simple, – only 40 pages!

  8. 8
    This is what Corruption looks like says:

    There are people in this World who are deeply deeply corrupt.


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    Anonymous says:

    A number of rather obvious questions need to be asked about this

    1. Who is responsible for this matter expiring under the statute of limitations ?
    2. How does this effect Mills conviction ?
    3. Does this admission by Mills mean he should be prosecuted for perverting the course of Justice or Perjury ?
    4. Who is the ” associate” Mills now claims paid him the Money. Names please.
    5 Why did Jowell leave Mills if she thought him innocent ?

    You are right corrupt to the core.

  11. 11
    McShame is a liar says:

    Haven’t found who the UK lawyers are who claim to own the UK courts and government yet.

  12. 12
    Speculation says:

    The mind boggles at who could be so much more of a shameful associate than Berlusconi that Mills would rather be thought to have been involved with him. Tessa Jowell’s 2005 Gambling Act pals?

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  14. 14
    Russian Oligarch and his bent City solicitors says:

    I have !

  15. 15
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Jow*ll may have left M*lls for a few months, but she was wearing her wedding ring last time I saw her on TV.

    She only did that to save her sorry arse and her political career – which wasn’t brilliant anyway.

  16. 16
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Every Greek I know would agree with that. They’re not keen on the krauts.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    seems like my comment about Gordon Brown, super injunctions, al-Qaeda, and contract killings is still awaiting moderation, but anyone googling Mark Burby and Brunei will see it all.
    Looks like Carter are going to be Fucked for claiming that they own the UK courts and government.

  18. 18
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    …or the bank which made losses of 2bn, but gave huge bonuses to their staff.

    Classic example to the rest of us, that is.

  19. 19
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    but we REALLY Bombed Die Trousers of you lot. It appears we might have to do it again. One submarine is all we need…….

  20. 20
    McShame is a liar says:

    Mr Oligarch, tis in today’s Telegraph (at least some of it)
    We await Mr Fawkes to moderate and post my original comment.

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    Not keen on the krauts???? — know what you mean hun.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I see over at ConHome that Tim Montgomerie is calling for Jerusalem to be sung at England sporting events instead of god save the queen.

    I say we have a three choice referendum to let the people decide on the English national anthem.

    1. Jerusalem
    2. Land of Hope and Glory
    3. There’ll Always be an England.

    No. 3 is my preference as here sung my Vera Lynn :-)

  27. 27
    Brown's shitstains says:

    I have written to the BBC to inform them that I do not support their scam charities. I am not paying for scrounging celebrities! I want fuck all to do with it! Utter crap!

  28. 28
    Doctor Mick says:

    He is said to have headbutted the Conservative MP for Pudsey, Stuart Andrew while yelling “Thatcher, it’s all Thatcher’s fault”

    You have to larf.

  29. 29
    Edinburgh Dogshite says:

    Bullying retard!

  30. 30
    Mohammed on an HS2 says:

    We will eventually be shortening Inglish national anthem to chantings of Aller Ackbar, much thankings to you.

  31. 31
    fruits of the boob says:

    Or, as an alternative vote for the world’s biggest melons.

  32. 32
    Brown Shit st@ins says:

    I have written to BBC to inform them that I do not support their sham charities that enrich scrounging celebrities. I want fuck all to do with it!

  33. 33
    annette curton says:

    *** breaking news***.
    We know McShane is a liar but what’s that got to do with it?.

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    annette curton says:

    Thanks for that Guido,”big losses in a very strange way are a sign of success”, a line sure to be quoted by Gordon Brown in his forthcoming and eagerly awaited tome The Destruction of the Universe (my part in it).

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    Bushwacker says:

    Had a great time Bushwacking the Tories in Dewsbury town centre this morning. Not once, but twice. If they log on to this site, I was the guy in the Leeds United hat who asked why Lord Ashcroft gets away with not paying his fair share of taxes considering that “we are all in it together” according to Dave and Gideon

  38. 38
    annette curton says:

    60,59,58,57,56, ouch!, 55, 54 (knock at the door) 53, 52 (her majesty the Queen), 51 (uncountable quangos), 50 (countries that want to join the EU…?), 49 (a PC in the Met), 48,47,46,…45 (P),44,43,42….zzzz 10 (Green bottles).

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    These odious people couldnt lie straight in bed.

  40. 40
    You really need to get a life says:

    I presume you asked all of Liebours multi millionaires the same question when we had the 13 years of the destruction and pillage of the country, if not why not?.

  41. 41
    Eric Joyce, soon-to-be-former MP (we can hope, can't we?) says:

    99 bottles o’ beer on the wall, 99 bottles o’ beer,
    If one of the bottles should happen to fall…

  42. 42
    Muhammad Alibabapants says:

    That’s just not good enough, I and all my people are offend by this video!

    Your NOT wearing a Burka, your speaking, and besides that you still have a clitoris, discussing!

    Rectify the above sins and send me photographic proof of your compliance with an apology and $5,000 in reparations to Muhammad Alibabapants via Western Union money transfer.


  43. 43

    Stick two fingers up to Fatson and his Liebour party Hunts!

  44. 44

    What you can’t get in your mouth is wasted.

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    EdButLookBalls says:

    ?!? eh!

  46. 46

    1. Do politicians burn better than we do? And
    2. Do we have to wait until they are completely dead until we burn them?

    Because I think I see a way to cure this global warming permanently…

    (BTW Didn’t know that you were an oldie.)

  47. 47
    annette curton says:

    One foot in the grave, I don’t beleeev it! anymore.

  48. 48

    Nah! You’re young. Sorry. I am – so you are.

    Old enough to know better. Young enough to disregard that!

  49. 49

    England 12 Wales 19

    Why have we not heard from Paragnostic? Is he *tired and emotional*?

  50. 50
    Handycock (Immigrant Trafficker) says:

    Silvio has got nothing on me and Portsmouth City Council.

  51. 51
    Bushwacker says:

    No time for Liebour either, all game for bushwacking and thats what they all get.

  52. 52
    Spartacus says:

    banking ombudsman document is even more simple – over 60 pages.

    they say they help you to fill it in though – that is they put your name on the top.

    when you have wasted your time with this, the banking obudsman tells you to ** off as you are not eligible. something like they only accept such documents on a wednesday and yours arrived on friday.

    extracting the urine or what?

  53. 53
    Spartacus says:

    had to listen to that wellsh windbag on the bbbc. even the f**in commentators are biased.

    ” i dont know why any team turns up against wayels – they have no chance and are worthless opponents, boyo”
    ”glorius victory again shi*e england as usual”
    ”sheep shag*ers rule ok”
    ”what is wrong with dirty play, sorry for wayels i meant indisiplin”

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