Eric Joyce Charged
Eric Joyce has been charged with three counts of assault.
He will appear in court on 7 March.
The second MP to face charges this year.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Scum!!
I would never punch a fellow MP above the waist. It’s simply not sporting. Especially without lube and a twelve foot run up.
Pip! Pip!
Camewne
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We need them to all Set about each other and see which one wins. News report he has been bailed on 3 common assault charges. That is Fu-k all its not even ABH or GBH. common assault in the commons, You mean HAND BAGS at Dawn. All a bunch of Gay or Lesbian wanabee’s leading the country into the ABYSS. No wonder they are terrified of an old man ABU Quatada. Letting cowards and the weak run this great country makes me feel SICK. Not a Man among them.
How many read about an MP using foul language and head-butting (head-butting!) someone in a taxpayer-subsidised bar and wondered if it was a Conservative? I bet no-one guessed it would be a leftie Scot or Scouser.
Where are their claims that they are binge drinking because cheap drink is available at taxpayers’ expense.
What about the smashed window …. shouldn’t there be a be
criminal damage charge somehow !!!
Drunken Scotsman giving aggro? Never!
Eric Joyce may be scum, but he may also have other issues less immediately obvious that lead him to act in the irrational way that he did. Ex military and all that sort of thing…
Although he was in the army, he was in the ‘Education Corps’ i.e. a School Teacher. He was not therefore involved in any military front line action. He was just teaching Soldiers in a classroom. The Army was glad to get rid of him, after he accused them of class warfare, in a political stunt to become a Labour MP. Gaol is the best place for him.
He started off as Private Soldier in the Black Watch! So probably spent a few months wondering around cluelessly in Northern Ireland, being called a mong and feeding the Buckfast habit when in Barracks. He entered the Education Corps later in his career, where his contemporaries describe him as a Hunt. He is a bitter and twisted little council estate chav mong who is clearly way above his competence, and definitely several levels way above his incompetence.
The administrative tools the Army used to get rid of him were extraordinary! It is not everyday that an officer is forcibly sacked and made to do so! Most take the decent rout e and resign first. You could lose a weapon and not have similar action taken against you.
I hope full charges are pressed against him and he ends up with a sphincter that yeti can fist.
Guido,2nd. mp this year to face charges. When are the electorate getting the right of recall?
Oh,I have just remembered that the government have the right to break election promises.
not so – he was a ‘jock’ (private soldier) in the Black Watch before he was commissioned. That may be where he learned his bar fighting skills…
How do these thuggish simpletons ever get elected?
Oh….wait a moment…isn’t he a SCOTTISH MP?
Explains all
Scum my arse.
Man (real, normal man who had a job before parliament) gets drunk, smacks a wanker.
Happens every day where most of us live.
OTOH, man (sort of) stays sober, starts a few wars and gets tons of foreigners killed, no charges.
I insist on Fabian of the Yard handling my case.
We prefer to report on the rather sexy Tom Daley in his tight trunks. God you should see us drooling at the BBC
Mmmmmmmm
We only report on what we see.
And we never saw nuffin.
Did we boyz?
What a spoilt little brat that kid is. His family basically wander around after him jumping off diving boards day in day out, he gets tv programmes made about him despite the fact he is actually quite a boring individual, then he belly flops the second the pressure is on.
No wonder the jumped up little twat wants to make moronic pop videos of himself gyrating about in trunks, narcissistic little c’unt.
I hope he completely bombs out in the Olympics.
There, I’ve finished.
6 years to hone his skills, to be ready for the big one…and he’s not up to speed(o) yet.
Tom Daley, who on earth is he, is he Arthur Daley’s son or something
Nothing against the Oylmpicks but the money should have to be raised at Jumble sales!
IOC – another corrupt bunch of rent-seekers.
I don’t see why he gets all the attention. If you look carefully his partner, Dave Nobody, clearly has a larger pike.
I like the girls, me, Tonia and Sarah, or Laura Tobin in a swimsuit, or Laura Tobin not in a swimsuit.
Put’s the Haye/Chisora story into perspective.
Well Joyce is supposed to have been trained as a killer they just forgot to intall a calmdown button for when back in civilian life
err, wasn’t he in the education corps…?
Yes, training others to kill, no doubt.
Probably remedial education to make up for the shortcomings in the state education they received. So they can fill out a CV when they leave the army.
And fill out the benny claim form – don’t ferget the benny’s!
That’s even worse then, if he hasn’t learnt to control himself how can he teach, he should be made to kiss the gunner’s daughter, sorry wrong mob, well whatever the army equivalent.
i woz tort bye im inda arrmy & e woz veryy god techa@i cud reed &rite bfor da army butt now im evn beterer tanks 2 im.@ee woz a killa at frowing da blakbord rubba.
What’s the going rate for assaulting a Desk Sergeant?
Plus criminal damage.
Labour Attorney General Baroness Scotland got away with £125,000 of second home London living allowance while her main residence was in Chiswick!!!
On that score, a Labour MP assaulting a Desk Sergeant would receive £100,000 of compensation and an apology from Michael Naworynsky and Bernard Hogan-Howe.
1/2 hour community service and a £20 fine. {optional}
plod usually go for something outrageous, such as attempted murder and affray.
then the accused takes the ‘lesser’ rap of affray.
oh and every plod on the scene gets three days off paid for being assaulted by the ‘attempted murderer’
great justice system eh?
this bloke will probably have to stand up in parliament and apologize to all his makes for being a silly billy.
It should be Belmarsh and 20 with the cat.
So what do I deserve then?
Working 24 hour days behind a gay bar in Soho for a month
You can leave me out of it, pal.
Don’t tell Vince Cable, he will be round there as soon as you can crack the whip.
These days? Fuck all probably. The mitigation put up by his defence counsel will be the usual bollocks, depression, marital breakdown/ just realizing he’s been gay, the usual – everyone else’s fault but his!
Quite true. If he’s LieBore, then, as Gordo used to say, nothing is his fault, – it’s everyone else’s – and everything.
So we should set up an Official Inquiry to look deeply into this matter and search out the causes and mitigating circumstances. For a start, he was mobbed by those rough Tory MPs who think they own the place, so he obviously felt oppressed and threatened and his dignity and personal self-esteem suffered.
Otherwise known as the “Oaten” defence.
Layber lost, m’lud, but my client has yet to get over it.
Assaulting a policeman in the course of his duty, that means that the book will be flung at him
earlier comments posted – all modded.
great mod bot . . .
POLICE BRUTALITY!!!
An untouchable touched, maybe there is a god!.
He will get away with it just like David Laws and I did and Chris Huhne will. I am formally reporting him to the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner for behaviour unbecoming of an MP. Boaz Grand Master.
Thank you for reporting Eric Joyce to me for conduct unbecoming, Mike. I will report back in six months stating that I do not have the powers to investigate, just as I did with You. Boaz.
Jahbulon Boys.
Hang him!
No make him suffer , put in the same cell with huhne
The tags on this post say it all.
They explain it was a drunk Labour MP, yes…next question…?
And whasshyour point, Big Dave?
Tories can’t fight and you all know it!
We take the old-fashioned approach of using “words” and “arguments” – things that, to be fair, even small pockets of the Left were capable of using before Blair deliberately destroyed any notion of eduaction in this country.
I see you were a victim.
Keep up Grumpy! Blair turned eduaction into eduinaction..
A so called Lawmaker who has absolutely no regard for the law ?!
Last year drink driving, and refused to take a breathe test.
This year brawling in a bar like some aggressive clown who can’t handle his drink.
Has had to resign from more jobs than Tommy Docherty has had clubs ?!
And to top it all off, this guy is the most expensive ” right honourable” MP in the country ?!
A total lowlife in a suit with a title, simply beggars belief.
Aye – there’s nowt worse than a hypocrite, lad.
Oi, Pauline, ‘ave ye seen me ermine? You’d best find it before I twat you one.
Lowest piece of vulture pus in the known Universe, but this could apply to anything contaminated by Labour.
Being a Scotch Fabian expense scrounger is just the icing on the cake.
Pity he wasn’t left unsupervised with his belt and tie in the cells.
Much as posters would like another by-election, I think it’s more likely a suspended sentence or one < 12 months so he'll be free to carry on claiming his legitimate expenses for oil paintings and such-like.
An officer and a ,, forget it never a gentleman.
An officer and a mental-man.
orificer and fluffer-man!
Get tae Falkirk!
Sorry guys, I thought I’d give my drunk tank idea a trial in the Strangers Bar but it seems to need a bit more work
Why common assault and not ABH?
Because ABH can go to Crown Court and no jury in the land is going to convict someone for smacking a Tory MP
Sadly true. Juries have become like the audience on Question Time, carefully sifted to produce a mixture fit for the liberal consensus.
He’s not being tried in Scotland. Or Liverpool.
But the ‘fix’ is in alright. Already being tried on lesser charges than you or I might get for the same behaviour.
Jmg2 once again your fuckwitted bigotory comes to light. May I remind you that the self same Mike Watson whom you were crowing about yesterday was tried by a Scottish court, convicted and sentenced to 18 months in jail. No sign of the alleged bias there which you are obviously slevering about. Please dont let your feeble minded bigotry get in the way of the truth.
Little Scotlander accuses others of bigotry.
Why don’t you just put your Mel Gibson video on again and leave the adults to talk.
Anger management, better use of the spell checker and perhaps a little less imbibing the night before might help your temper and prose old chap. Either way we hope you feel better now. God Bless.
Jgm2 once again you respond with bigoted ignorant stereotypes, dont let your racism get in the way of the truth. As far as claiming your behaviour is “Adult” LOL . Well ok if you mean “Adult” in the same way its used as a euphemism for bad language or wank mags then OK but if you mean mature and responsible then…….. Go and sit on the naughty step.
Mummy: to paraphrase Samuel Johnson
“Drawing attention to typos is the last refuge of those who have no argument when their bigotry is exposed”
Another (or are you the same) Little Scotlander who doesn’t like the mirror held up to them.
As I said- back to the Mel Gison video with ye.
Samuel Johnson had the measure of Fucking Scotland too.
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They won’t convict him for smaking a Tory.
They will however convict him for being an MP
Or the Labour Whip he hit, Jammy.
What about being charged with Hate Crimes. Some of attack was of alleged homophobic nature,anybody else would have been booked for that
Anyone know where the Actual Bodily Harm charge has gone?
Labour = leftie = bbc
common assault only
“Common assault It is committed by a person who causes another person to apprehend the immediate use of unlawful violence by the defendant. ”
slap on hand instead of head but
Meanwhile A and E deal with the casualties
Had this been a Tory then 3 months of headline news
We really destroy our own nation
Shouldn’t it be, commons assault or common assaults.
It should be ABH.
Ah the old ‘heath’ concern’ spin from the BBC
Ian Watson (a fellow jock sticking up for Joyce all day) just stated on Radio 5 that there are “concerns over his health”. Didn’t take the BBC long to get that one out there did it?
The BBC must be working overtime tonight to work out how to spin this.
Radio 5 and the Toady show will be a hoot tomorrow.
Blood was drawn
it is GBH
but he is a Labour MP
I don’t think anyone in Falkirk would notice any concerns for his health. After all, they eat chips and deep fried mars bars, and drink nothing but alcohol — preferably Buckfast, or Windolene.
Headbutting and brawling is merely a form of Aerobics in Falkirk.
You’re behind the times. The latest gastronomic taste-explosion from Hibernia is Deep-Fried Butterballs.
Windolene is for girlies – the key ingredient for the Falkirk Pink Snowball.
He’ll be on suicide watch then?. Like all those expense-fiddling MPs were.
Here is the news, tributes were paid today to MP Eric Joyce who suffered a personal tragedy in a bar in the Palace of Westminster. We talk to Max Clifford about the pressures on our elected members.
Meanwhile in other news the Tory led coalition continue their swinging cuts….
You jest but that was lefty hag Bonnie Greer’s comments on the Sky paper review
Concerns over his health, marital breakdown, mental breakdown, stress at work……………… ad nauseum.
Was it a points decision as too the winner?
Split-arse decision!
I thought you were going to write about something else today!
Ok, here’s something else. If the BBC drag anymore teenagers into
early morning TV/radio studios lecturing me on unlocking the mysteries
of life I’ll tie myself to a tree ands piss my pants. So Rachel Wolf, Owen Jones
etc……shut the fuck up.
Typical tory. Lose a pub fight and then go crying to babylon.
Babylon? It’s one of your days for being blаck, is it?
Yeah, Jimmy. Typical Tory – get beaten up for no reason by some Labour scum, and then rely on due legal process to sort it out.
What an absolute Tory bastard.
No-one likes a bad loser.
Labour lost. Get over it.
It’s Joyce who will be the loser in this. And he’s bad. And I don’t like him. So I concur with my learned friend.
Also the voters of Falkirk. Who’ll be their representative in Parliament if he gets jailed?
Although I expect a dose of mass Labour witnesses to the fracas who were ‘looking the other way, ‘saw nothing’, ‘in the toilet’.
It will yet be presented as a Labour MP standing up for his constituents. He’ll allege some ‘racist’ or ‘sexist’ or ‘-ist’ remark which totally justifies his violence. Just you watch. Attack is the best form of defence. And this c*unt is about to prove it for a second time in a few days.
Honest Officer I was in the strangers bars chatting with some New MPs and showing them the ropes on how to maximise their expenses and I saw nofing
You’re a loser, no one likes you.
When socialism is the winner, Britain and its people are the losers. Every time.
Jammy, it must have been a good night in the pub.
Read my book! Poor me, poor me, pour me drink by Eric Joyce. Read about my years of torment fighting, depression and my battle with alcoholism. Read about it in 3 months time when I get out of gaol.
Nah, going to be the autistic defense me thinks…
Spastic is more believable.
It’ll be the Redknapp defence.
Perhaps we should change the story for example
“Tory MP headbutts Labour MP”
Surely ‘Tory MP facebutts Labour MP’.
Fair play to yer man. He fist-punched and hand-slapped a few tossers, and 6 of yer Polis couldn’t restrain him (more fair play to the man).
If he’d been any one of the rest of the company he’d have tongue-licked or nose-nosed their arses, then maybe finger-fingered them for good measure.
This doesn’t justify being Scottish or ginger or gingery-brown though.
In Scottish terms Joyce is a chancer – they have been getting into power all over the place over the last 30 years!
Guess which party this chap represents..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-17143428
You’ll have to guess because the BBC didn’t think it worth mentioning.
Christian Democrat ?
In his letter, the former Labour councillor said: “How my life has come to this I really just don’t understand.”
It’s in their DNA
It’s in their DNA alright, now they are being paid to sit in jail.
http://www.theadvertiserseries.co.uk/news/9510237.Councillor_who_claimed_allowance_in_jail_is_urged_to_repay_it/
Eric the red had a heated dispute
And brought Parliament into disrepute
That’s given even our cat a good laugh
With a Parliament so totally naff
What reputation is there left to lose?
That treacherous lot couldn’t cobble shoes
Final line should be
When a Scotch MP cannae hold his booze (boos?)
One rule for us another rule for them.
Common assault. He’ll get 10 hours community service, which will be a totally new task for the scumbag to learn.
Shouldn’t MPs be represetitive of the country? Essential then that we have a few drunks. Better than a few hundred toffs with their hand in the till.
jimmy’s a starlinist twat
Just imagine if he was sent down.
He could share a cell with Huhne…….
If he went to clink, he could join the RoP and then the Marxists would like him even more
Why assault and not ABH if, as you say, ‘one of the victims, possibly Tory MP Stuart Andrew, was left concussed from the incident, meaning that the charge could be Actual Bodily Harm rather than assault’
Another example of one rule for us and another for them?
Tory MPs should be scrapped.
I’ve scrapped them already. Were you too drunk to notice ?
one rule for a liebore MP,one rule for a limpdum/tory MP
Wednesday night’s alright for fighting.
I like a good punch-up me. Got another member for my yobs club. Wonder if he fancies tits like those on my Tracyce.
As Joyce was suffering from personal difficulties, perhaps the MPs assaulted should not press charges – in Charity. That said, the greater part of Scorrish Labour MPs are shits.
Is it not time there were no Scottish MP’s in Westminster.
May I be the first to donate say £10 to a new Hadrians Wall.
No, on second thought, make that £50.
£50 for Northumberland ? Deal !
Northumberland. quite interesting place for a scotlander.
You’re over the border and yet its quite similar. As if you’d hardly notice there really was a border.
And you aren’t having the bit of cumbria – that’ll cost you extra.
Imagine living in Lamberton.
We used to drive down from Fucking Scotland to Northumberland occasionally for a daytrip. My heart used always go out to the poor fuckers. In sight of England but doomed to live in Fucking Scotland.
I think they all had to go to the maternity hospital in England too. Born English but living in the bigot nation.
I wonder if Alex will trust them with the vote.
Imagine living in Lamberton.
We used to drive down from Fucking Scotland to Northumberland occasionally for a daytrip. My heart used always go out to the poor fuckers. In sight of England but doomed to live in Fucking Scotland.
I think they all had to go to the maternity hospital in England too. Born English but living in the bigot nation.
I wonder if Alex will trust them with the vote.
Great track, but apropos of what?
its what we play on the way to work in Dudley
On yesterdays C4 news the joyce affair was way down the list, top news was the Emma Harrison affair which was given by the wealthy and decrepit old socialist snow, he made a big, and I mean big, deal of how ‘Cameron’ (as they like to call him) was linked to her, with pictures and quotes etc.
When it came to matt fry, and the joyce debacle, which he called a fracas, there was no mention at all of pug faced millieband, and yet I’ll bet they have reams of film with the two of them hugging and fondling, or whatever it is that leftie men do.
Sickening.
Snow and his cronies are hypocrites in the mould of Toynbee.
There’s no business like Snow business
They lie when they are high
Nothing about them is appe*ling
They just carry on with their stealing
etc
etc
The media have well and truly and deliberately muddled the two crises of 1. the debt crisis and 2. the banking/financial crisis – into one ‘its all the bankers’ fault, I assume to absolve Labour from any blame in 1. huge over-borrowing and over-spending, and 2. not regulating the banks. So that we can have a Labour government again in 2015 and continue on the communist/marxist path and descent into the fourth world?
Descend? Look around you. Large tracts of the country are already here.
Well said, the truth is before Labours airbrush came into play was our finances were screwed BEFORE the banking crisis. I distinctly remember many of us on here commenting that Brown and Labour would use this crisis as a cover for their economic incompetence
£800 billion national debt when they went into the last election. Why is this never mentioned by the media?
More to the point why isn’t the coalition doing something about the marxist msm.
Only 800 bn?
What about the civil service pension?
1,300 bn on top.
State pension?
2,400 bn
PFI, …
All hidden off the books.
Use this crisis? How many of France and Germanies big banks had to be so publically ‘bailed out’? Use it? – They fucking well manufactured it. The BoE was already secretly subbing the banks 60 billion to allow them to try and work through their losses before Brown decided to publicise the whole thing and precipitate a fucking crisis.
This ‘crisis’ was as choreographed in its planning and presentation as the Iraq war.
We have 45 minutes to save the Banks
Exactly. Exactly the same formula.
‘We were literally hours away from the cash machines running out of money – we had to act’.
Lies on Iraq. Lies about the banks.
The only difference is that the lefty BBC didn’t like the idea of the Iraq war so was prepared to dig around a bit where as they’re totally onboard philosophically with putting it to the private sector so there was no problem with manufacturing news to assist in the creation of the ‘crisis’.
Scotsman in drunk and violent shocker…
Disgrace that he isn’t being charged with ABH. Perhaps his lawyer’s argument will be that the headbutt was taken out of context.
It’s mistaken identity. Without CCTV evidence he should be given the benefit of the doubt.
My client accidentally tripped over his own shoelace and the other man’s face broke his fall. My client was attempting to apologise and explain when he was brutally attacked, for no reason at all, by five police officers.
Oh, for fucks sake.
Why do I bother? I managed to finally get Eric to do something that might premeditate a change for the better in his behaviour, or at least prevent it being funded by money extracted from others with menaces.
But no, the lefty-infested fucking media manage to bury it and portray it as some sort of minor fracas. I lamped a copper for fucks sake. I may as well face up to it; Eric Joyce’s inner Narcissistic Chippy Bastard always gets the better of me, usually with the help of copious amounts of booze.
Hopefully the mendacious twat will think he is completely untouchable now, and give me an opportunity to have him fuck up to an extent that makes even the most determined shirt-lifting leftie media bullshit merchant run for cover.
Back to the drawing board.
Just on my way to school. Capitalist scum are to blame, Thatcher!!!Ashcroft!!!Cuts. Save the NHS!Cuts!Austerity!
Well the BBC managed it.
The story made it to number one on the website briefly at about 3:30 this morning but was swiftly replaced by some emergency ‘news’ put out by a children’s charity swooning over child imigrants.
And now been pushed into no-picture-necessary territory by Lloyd’s 3.5bn quid losses.
So top job all round from the BBC about down-playing the news that a Labour MP is a persistently dr*unken, violent thug.
Listening to their take on it, the glorious defender of socialism was defending himself whilst picked on by 6 nasty Tories.
Incidentally I shall be investing £10 in the purchase of as many copies of the ‘Sun on Sunday’ just to wipe the self satisfied smiles of the faces of Watson, Prescott and Campbell. They may end up as fire lighters, but it will give me great satisfaction.
Well said sir!
I’ll show some solidarity and invest £10 as well. Just hope Rupert is intent on taking revenge, especially with Twatson.
Look! I’ve told you many times before, – we only give air time to REALLY important issues, – like the Return of our Glorious and Beloved Leader, our Great Helmsman!
Wicked Tory boys and gals, – are the next most important of all, – oh and human tragedies, like Whiney AimHouse.
Now get some money together to pay your Telly Tax – it’s our income don’t forget!!
When do the ‘Shameless’ tv lot do a campaign for Joyce to become MP for the Chatsworth? I can picture it now- Joyce parading the streets with a bottle of Buckie in one hand…
I just wonder how much of the SNP and Salmond’s present success is due to the abysmal standard of so many Scottish Labour MPs. If they are the champions of the union , then a modest punt on Scottish independence after the referendum seems a good investment. No wonder Gordon preferred a bodyguard of political thugs-its what they do best.
Wonder no more the answer is quite a lot. Do not make the mistake of equating votes for SNP as support for independence. Salmond knows this thats why hes prevaricating on the referendom.
It’s not just Scottish Labour MPs who are shit (although they are the worst of a very shit bunch). Look at the likes of Tom Watson and Jack Dromey and Diane Abbott.
Shit doesn’t begin to describe them. They aspire to being merely shit.
They are p155-takers of the first water.
It’s due to Salmond being far and away the best politician in the (united) country.
Ever listened to him speaking? He’s a natural. None of Call-me-Dave’s ‘every fibre of the last drop of my being’ crap. None of Gordon’s artificial grimaces. None of Clegg’s lying evasiveness.
Salmond is effin’ good. Very effin’ good. The rest are crap by comparison.
Not to say I agree with him, ming, but at least he’s not ginger. (Ooops, was that a hate crime?)
I find the lack of attention to detail in this matter by the Press to be truly staggering.
It is perhaps something Leveson should be looking at.
What sort of assault is it? Section 17 or Section 20? Or is it a common or garden Section 47?
Re joyce!
Ah who cares – surely we’ve all got leathered and chinned someone at one point or another? I look back on my infrequent bar-room brawls with fondness – no injuries worse than you’d pick up on a pitch, and always a good story afterwards.
I’m more amused today by the Guardian’s desperate attempt to put its fingers in its ears and go lalalalalalala to the latest abortion scandal. I say latest, though it’s been common knowledge for at least 15 years – I recall trying to interest Index on Censorship in the practice of ultrasound operators clamming up on the issue of sex, in certain… diverse parishes… IoC wouldn’t touch it. *Difficult* you see.
Not only because it reflects badly on the muzzies, but because of this ‘woman’s right to choose shite’ – and the conflict for the sisterhood of wanting abortion on demand, but… not quite liking the wholesale slaughter of girls, because they are girls. There’s a good discussion there, a moral argument – a talking point. But t’lefties, they’re thick as pigshit, and can’t tease it out.
Hence… silence. Dig deep in the Guardian to find the story.
That’s been known for longer than 15 years Frank. There’s a thriving business (or used to be) in private ultra-sounds so that our enriched culture can make the correct decisions. This was in response to the NHS deciding that it would no longer allow ultra-sound operatives to tell any fucker, black white or mixed what sex the baby was likely to be. For the same reason they have to search the requisite number of incontinent Home Counties grannies at airport security. Because it wouldn’t do to descriminate.
To be honest I thought it was our Hindu chums who were more keen on getting the ‘right’ result than the religion of pe*a*ce.
Well I couldn’t’ say for sure who is at it, as the media have been saying NOWT for so long, but you’re probably right.
On the dates, I know in Newham in 1998 they were quite happy to tell us. In Newham in 2000, they were not – and, as you say, the ultrasound operator gave us a card for a private service, if we wanted to know – no doubt with a kickback to her. I know in Manchester now, they also give out cards for private scans. Did you know in India you need state permission to import an ultrasound scanner?
WTF is wrong with these people… Speaking personally, I’m quite keen on there being more women… Just so long as we dont’ let them vote or drive, naturally.
Did you know in India you need state permission to import an ultrasound scanner?
In India you need state permission to import anything. I had my video camera’s serial number entered in my passport to make sure I left with the same item.
India is such an utter shithole I can understand anybody wanting to leave. Apparently PKStan is even worse.
Thing is Frank – you can’t blame these people for wanting to leave. The blame lies with not turning thm back on arrival.
And the upshot of this policy is that they have so few young women in their own ‘community’ they have to go around in gangs raping white school children to get their sexual jollies. Fucking pigs.
I think there probably are plenty of women in that enriching community. They just don’t let them out of the house.
NMATV’s take…
I can only surmise that his alleged recent ‘ill-health’ has been brought about by his inability to stretch his expenses for the current year beyond last year’s eye watering figure of over £200,000.
It was self-defence m’lud.
Fatcher stole my milk.
There is a potential upside to this if Joyce gets away with assault and a suspended sentence.
It will establish a precedent whereby nutting an MP is not worthy of a custodial sentence.
I see that as a ‘win’.
MPs are going to need a lot more protection.
He was a Jock in the Black Watch (one of the most prestigious English regiments) which is something that has slipped the media’s mind.
The Black Watch is an infantry regiment and Joyce was a proper soldier before doing a mickey-mouse degree and becoming an Army educator, stabbing the Army in the back, stabbing the Armed Forces in the back before a change of heart over Afghanistan.
The Black Watch is a Highland Regiment you dunce!
Don’t you just love Radio 5? Nicky Campbell “Reasons to buy or NOT to buy the Sun on Sunday”
I think we know where the BBC are going with this one. Telling people what paper to buy.
Shame no one bothers to read the Guardian hey Nicky, well outside of the BBC anyway.
Radio 5 Labour – doing their level best to please Miliband, Watson and every Murdoch-hating leftie in their self-righteous, metropolitan, media fishbowl. Just a shame that the rest of the country couldn’t give a shit.
And presumably he will be barred from the pub for fighting, as would anyone living in the real world outside of the tax funded drinking club he attends
Not just that pub but any pub in the entire city normally. The licensees normally stick together on barring thugs because the old bill likes any excuse to shut a pub down and tolerating violent dr*u*nks would constitute a ‘good excuse’.
I’d pay for some duelling sabres or pistols to be put behind the mps’ bar for such situations (or even a couple of uzis – how many innocent bystanders can there be?)
Lets do it right, sell tickets and turn it into a Saturday night fight event!
Yeah, but he’s still quite hot tho. I just know all you closet cases, in your ill-fitting sweat pants, sitting in your wood chip papered studies, will be boffing off over him, whilst blaming immigrants and peasants for all the ills.
Don’t worry, I’m here now. From midnight tonight Chocolate Oranges will be banned in the Palace of Westminister.
Can’t you at least wait until after Easter?
Easter is set aside for claiming expenses. We can’t let a little youthful exuberance like this get in the way of this important activity.
Why couldn’t they just shake hands and make up?
The second Mp to be charged this year?
Is it bollocks.
I attach battery leads to the nipples of one MP every thursday night before he goes back to his wife.
He goes berserk as I wank him off and call him the right honourable.
Think there is a cover up going on here.
If the story was to be given the coverage it deserves it could bring this Parliament down and possibly lead to riots.
People have a right to expect a certain level of behaviour and what has happened falls well short of acceptable.
Also I would like to know why the Speaker of Canada was drinking in Westminster. What was the political purpose of his visit or was it some sort of freebie?
So now we know why the Chamber of Parliament is so poorly attended, our elected reps are quaffing ale in the bar at subsidised rates.
Let me guess the receipts from the bar go into MP expenses.
Just charged with assult? I suprised he wasn’t charged with using a racist term of abuse as well.