JOYCE UPDATE: Police Interviewing in Committee Rooms
Rumour Joyce Took a Swing at the Desk Sergeant
Interviews are currently going on in Committee Rooms 16/17/18 for members and staffers who witnessed last night’s fun and games. There is also some speculation that Joyce has been moved from Belgravia to another police station. Either way, he’s been in custody for over sixteen hours now. Tea Room gossip is gathering pace too…
Though Guido stresses this is just gossip, there is is talk that Joyce took a swing at the desk sergeant when he was being booked in last night…
Anyone remember what he was drinking?
UPDATE:
Stuart Andrew has just given statement to the police and is pressing charges over alleged assault. Andrew Percy was interviewed earlier.—
Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) February 23, 2012
taking a swing at the filth. can you imagine such a thing in a hospital – affray.
btw the sentence for affray for the general public is 2 to 5 yrs.
and yes i have first hand knowledge of affray – much less violent than what this sounds like, as a witness.
Second time he’s been in the cells since the election
Three strikes and you’re OUT!!!
I’d better clear out my desk in the Chiltern Hundreds
Eric Stuart Joyce, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence.
You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.
We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences: you will go to prison for five years.
real story is unions able to blame government for labour freeze in council pays..
BBC news saying a dinner lady wont understand having pay frozen for third year – while rbs bankers get million payout???
But government not making case that
rbs bankers get millions due to labour contracts
dinnerladies (and million other council workers) get no rise – due to labour cuts
its all labours fault – yet coalition never says this – they have not sown the seed that it could be worse – 0% pay cut is better than 20% cut to minimum wage (Greece)
balls winning this argument (even guido supports him)…. and so now this is all fault of last 2 years of coalition – not 12 years of labour overspending
It’s obvious that taxpayers need to stop subsidising MP’s booze.
They shouldn’t be drinking at all, FFS! You certainly wouldn’t fly a plane drunk, never mind be in control of a country!
He can take a swing at me any day! He’s quite a dish.
You mean he swings both ways?
Good old Eric! At least he’s KO’d the ‘cyclops, murdoch lickspittle, illegally entering bint gets eviscerated in a foreign country’s domestic matter, in vain attempt to provide pretext for another ‘humanitarian intervention’ by psychopathic genocidal banker cabal’ wall-to-wall coverage by the msm lackey media. Good boy, Joycey!
Whatever medication you’re on, either stop taking it or double it.
I thought I spoke a load of incoherent babble.
Probably the same medication as Joyce
Labour’s rapid rebuttal unit in full force I see.
You must be Eric’s great-great uncle James?
Wasn’t Joyce involved in a punch up with a member of the public in the same bar a couple of years ago? I’m sure he blacked the bloke’s eye with a “Glasgow Kiss” on that occasion, too. Joyce got away with pleading “self defence” and the member of the public, who was a regular visitor to the Strangers Bar, got the blame for starting the fracas. That time, Joyce had too many friendly “witnesses” seaking up for him. Strange that it was the bloke who sustained all the visible injuries.
From a pharmacological perspective, this is getting kinda interesting, Pops… Most aggressive middle-aged lushes I’ve ever beat for a benny have been ready for rolling after twenny minutes or so action. Blue ectoplasmic ozone charge of C, if you ask me… What’s that stuff the hippie kids take for kicks – PCP? Do they burn veterinarians for their supplies in Scotchland? Do they even have them over there? Veterinarians, I mean, not kids…
Certainly when I was a cop in Scotland, Mr Joyce would have:-
a)His face panned in
b)Charged with police assault
Bet it wasnt Top Totty!
Possibly the loss of Top Totty caused the fracas? Perhaps they put on Old Rodger and they were not used to the strength? Or even strong Polish beers like Varka?
could be this stuff
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/valley-brew-old-headbanger-ale/87176/
Anyone remember what he was drinking?
Why d’you ask? Has Joyce forgotten?
I hope he’s got the hangover from hell.
Punch ?
Interesting Hansard quotes: http://redblueandwhites.wordpress.com/2012/02/23/barred/
Eric Joyce 2004 Drugs Bill
‘If we think about the things that take up police time, alcohol abuse takes up far more police time and leads to far more offences than khat or cannabis.’
That might be due to the fact that it’s enjoyed by a far larger segment of the population…
BUCKFAST
Almost certainly. The national dr*i*nk of Scotland.
Fucking Scotland. S’cuse me.
Pathetic.
Pathetic Scotland?
If you say so.
So you want Scotland to fuck off and Scotland wants to fuck off.
I say fuck any referendum . Just pass an Act repealling the 1601 Act of Union and we wont be able to blame one another in the future.
We will just have to accept our own failings
Rob you have to remember jgm2 has a pathological hatred of Scotland after he was run out of town after an embarrasing incident on Calton Hill.
Not 1601, clot. 1707.
Here it is:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drinks1r6532.html
Very simple – for simple people.
The sooner they clear off out of the UK, the better.
Thanks, I like the following from your site:
Vicious Kiss
3 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
2 dashes cherry juice
2 splashes lime juice
Pour into a cordial glass, stir gently, and serve.
BUCKFAST POWERSMASH!
You’re absolutely loving this aren’t you Guido………..so am I, keep the gossip coming
Toilet duck?
Does dis make him cleaner under da rim?
probably pissed off that that lesbian got the top totty banned
We should all be grateful to that nice Mr Joyce, we haven’t had so much fun from Westminster in years!
PS If he shares a cell with Huhne whose human rights will that be a beach of?
Or even breach of . . .
If he gets more than 12 months at least it will save us two hundred grand in expenses next year.
No it won’t! We’ll be paying for his porridge!!
Whatever he could lay his filthy grubby thieving hands on by the sounds of it.
He’s in central, Savile Row
Don’t they bang up foreign terrorists in Paddington Green?
The Tower for invaders like him.
Let’s hope the desk sergeant was a member of an ethnic minority.
Preferably a disabled Lesbian who used to be a nun.
I’m still top boy when it comes to throwing punches.
Eric is just Eric, as a saint tone might say.
No time….got to keep making money.
Probably won’t make a contribution on the cycling debate then.
The papers are reporting that he “head-butted” someone.
Head-butted? Pan-fried? Oven-baked? What next? He knee-kneed him in the balls? He fist-punched him on the nose? He hand-slapped him on the cheek? He foot-kicked him up the arse?
The word is “butted”, FFS.
‘Head-butted’ means ‘butted somebody in the head’, as opposed to some other part of the anatomy, I suppose.
I like Butt-butting.
I hear that an emergency meeting of the Football Supporters’ Association has been called to debate the growing problem of drunken violence on the House of Commons terraces.
“These people are like animals!” said a spokesman. “They form themselves into gangs and make a nuisance of themselves, bellowing and shouting, breaking promises everywhere, thieving, dropping press releases and wearing their briefings at half-mast. Then they seek out a rival gang and all Hell breaks loose. I say lock ‘em up and throw away the key!”
Applause
http://crashbangwallace.com/
ROFL…
“Your ABH is safe – we can’t take that away from you. You’ve definitely got 2 years in HMP. Would you like to double that up with GBH and go for the full 10?”
Of which Scotch Football Club is Joyce a supporter ?
Falkirk?
Where’s my MP when I need him?
“Constituent in need. Lottery jackpot winner who blew the lot can’t even afford to pay drink-drive fine.
Robert Moffat (pictured) escaped a jail term after being caught more than five times the legal limit. But Falkirk Sheriff Court heard he now lives on benefits and can’t afford to pay any financial penalty.”
Something in the Falkirk water?
You never know he may actually support an inglish team, you know one with a scottish manager and foreign players
As opposed to a scottish team with a scottish manager, scottish players and a winding up order from HMRC?
Disgraceful – he definitely deserves to be sent down!
His father James and his mother Yootha will be so proud of their son.
Yootha Joyce died of alcoholism so perhaps she was his mother.
Is he related to Lord Haw Haw ?
If Cameron was any kind of leader he would simply close down all these Westminster bars and ban alcohol from the place.
The British press do not seem to appreciate that that little Sarko fella is teetotal. If you get an invite to his place the most you get is orange juice.
Also when he took over there was something of a clear out of vintage wines acquired for the taxpayer by Chirac and that nasty piece of stuff Mitterand.
>close down all these Westminster bars and ban alcohol from the place
Indeed. If these bansturbators are so worried about the demon drink, why don’t they lead by example?
Silly me.
Could be worse. Nehru of India drank a glass of his own urine every day.
This may be true, but Sarky is a nasty little shit.
Hello Jane! Long time no see. Parlez vous Francais ? If Joicy gets “The Hundreds” He could maybe try for a Constituency in the Italian Parliament. He’d fit in fine there. Lots of combat experience.
Anyone remember what he was dr*nking?
Anything he could lay his hands on I would imagine.
They haven’t started stocking ‘old thumper’ in the commons bar by any chance?
Assaulting the Desk Officer is worth 10 years in jail I say
There must be CCTV of this as well Guido
PLEASE get hold of it….
Call up one of Murdoch’s old “police sources” !!
Murdoch’s “police sources” are under arrest as well
Things getting complicated for the Red Tops…
Is there anyone in England who behaves honestly any more?
I am a pillar of honesty, decency, integrity and probity. Eric Joyce is a disgrace, an embarrassment to Parliament, to his constituents, and to Portsmouth South, sorry, Falkirk. Do you have any Asylum seekers in Falkirk Eric? I need to get rid of a few tens of thousands if I ever want to get re-elected. Boaz.
There will be, every police station in the Met has custody cctv – which includes audio – and if it doesnt form part of a prosecution case it is probably FOI-able.
** Claps hands and rubs them together **
Lol, where can you get a pint of that?, silly me, only in the strangers bar.
You can’t tell the difference between political parties nowadays. There’s only one solution…………….Fight!
Eric Joyce is the victim of Tory Cuts (and bruises).
Perfectly true but as she was being used as a battering ram by Joyce she had no say in the matter.
15 pints of ‘Bitter over Brown’
It is a criminal offence to serve anyone with alcohol in a bar when they are drunk.
Joyce appears to have been more than a little the worse for wear.
If the bar staff have been called in by Plod they should be arrested on suspicion .
Just a few thoughts as this is what happens in Clydach.
Shhhh! What happens in Clydach stays in Clydach.
The Palace of Westminster is not subject to licensing laws
In custody for 16+ hours for alleged assault. That’s not right. Jacqui Smith didn’t get that long for premeditated rape of the taxpayer.
Probably still not sober enough to be released.
Sober? We sure it was just Booze he was on?
What are you alledging ?
I hope the police did a blood test…
Don’t mention the wife – that’s put me right off. I was just having a quick one.
Perhaps he carelessly dived headfirst into that steel door
and then neglectful of his own safety smashed his face on the floor.
Typical.
I merely ‘helped’ him to his cell.
Hello! This is Eric Joyce’s self loathing speaking.
I have contained myself for many years, as I witnessed Eric behave like the lowest, drunken, self-destructive crook. He tried to ignore me by drinking heavily, but last night I took the nuclear option – I finally broke through his chippy psychological defences and made him lash out in a sustained, drunken rage.
Innocent people suffered, but at least I can be satisfied that that Eric can no longer fuel his leering, hateful power lust and self-destruction with monies extracted with menaces from others.
On behalf of Eric, I apologise. I can’t promise he will stop being a self-hating, opportunistic leftist fucktard, but at least he has less opportunity to do so in the public domain.
Thank you.
I cannot Hyde him any more.
Jeeesuss. Get me another drink for fucks sake!
Here we go again. Don’t start telling me that being an aggressive, drunken, drug-fueled, power-crazed, horrible, horrible fucking bastard is de rigueur in Scottish Labour. I’ve heard it all before.
I took steps last night to make sure Eric does not get to abuse the institutions of this country with his Darien fifth-column jock mafia bullshit any more.
Oh go on then, have a drink. To be fair, you’ll be frantically trying to distill your own piss in a bucket in a few months, so knock yourself out for a change as opposed to someone else.
Oh thank you! Thank you! You are my only true friend.
Gulp! Burp! Whaaaaaa! Cummmon yahh Tory poofters lemme batter yers!
Cheers! Hick…
I bet he was drinking the new guest ale, Kangaroo Court.
This man has a serious drink problem.
I think he should be refused bail because by the width and intensity of his assaults it is inevitable that his action will be repeated in the future and innocent people will have their human rights and teeth damaged.
Surely not the same MP here;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1331164/Labour-MP-Eric-Joyce-spends-night-cell-drink-driving-arrest.html
and whowas, according to the Mail 9umimpeachable source…)the
Labour MP who branded middle class ‘hypocrites and drunkards’ spends night in a cell after being arrested for drink driving
2010 – Last night, Labour confirmed that party leader Ed Miliband had accepted his resignation. Earlier this week Mr Joyce came under fire for launching an astonishing attack on middle-class voters who attacked lying politicians, claiming they may be hypocrites ‘living lies’ at home.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1331164/Labour-MP-Eric-Joyce-spends-night-cell-drink-driving-arrest.html#ixzz1nEBGcao6
Well I hope the cost of that lawyer is not coming out of our taxes!!
If its the duty solictor it will be, they are always free.
Kerching!!!!!!!!!!
What a great advert for labour.
So far he’s made the Irish Times, the Toronto Star, Montreal Gazette and The Australian not to mention the fact that there were, apparently, several influentail foreign delegations in the Stranger’s Bar at the time.
He’s got more international coverage than militwit has ever had.
He might have made all those but he’s only made it to number 5 on the BBC website.
The public trusts us to decide what is in the public interest.
We know what’s best for the ghastly oiks in the streets.
10 PRINT “Ashcroft! Murdoch! Cuts! Bullingdon!”
20 GOTO 10
It just goes to show that BBC are infinitely loopy.
We do have a problem of Halting The BBC bias.
We seem to be suffering from a memory leak.
Ah yes. BBC Basic – I remember that.
GOTO is frowned upon. Better to define a procedure. For example:
DEFPROCpolitician
PROClies
PROChypocrisy
PROCexpense_claim
PROCmake_life_hard_for_your_employers
PROCget_found_out
PROClose_election
PROCmemoirs
PROCcirrhosis
PROCpeg_out
PROCget_forgotten
ENDPROC
Spectrums were better anyway.
BBC News at 6 leading with RBS losses, public sector pay freeze, abortions.
Story just hanging on to bottom of RHS column on their webshite and about to disappear off down the memory hole.
The tory chap apparently asked our Eric if he’d like a pint of bollocks.
This is headline news all over the world except at the British broadcasting Corporation. The same BBC who stopped covering PMQs to report that Harry Redknapp had got away with his tax fiddles…not that they put it that way either.
That is all Labour are good for! No doubt the bullying scum will be seeked out by the BBC for his pearls of wisdom.
Hehehehehe… more Labour MP’s for Bubba to play with.
Shut the fu c up about your bubba, you’ve been reading to many homoerotic comic books, nothing like that will ever happen to an MP who gets any bird.
bottle of Gordon’s?
Nothing to see here move along please.
BBC News at 6 leading with RBS losses, public sector pay freeze, abortions.
Story just hanging on to bottom of RHS column on their webshite and about to disappear off down the memory hole.
Disgraceful! What is Ed M saying about. He needs to get his Labour psycho, scrounging, scum sorted out!
Interesting that so far the three Tory MPs involved have all been from Yorkshire (Stuart Andrew – Pudsey, Alex Shelbrook – Elmett and Rothwell, Andrew Percy – Brigg & Google).
Find that hard to believe, I’m sure it wouldn’t take anything like three genuine Yorkshiremen to deck him before he got out of control.
Three genuine Yorkshiremen: -
Yorkshireman #1: He headbutted me the miserable Scottish c*unt!
Yorkshireman #2: You were lucky! The c*unt took my head clean off with a chainsaw but you don’t hear me moaning about it do you?
Yorkshireman #3: You soft twat! That’s nothing! He chopped me up with an axe, set fire to my dismembered torso, crushed the burning ashes with a steamroller and buried me in a cess pit but it never did me any harm.
Yorkshireman #1: Your right. T’commons bar has gone fooking soft nowadays.
Lets play spot the Google search difference!
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http://i41.tinypic.com/fuo0t0.jpg
I’m an alky psycho nut. Read all about it in my New Book called Poor me, Poor me, Pour me another drink.
Nice remark from one of the PM team on Radio 4:
Inexplicable except that it was in a bar ten minutes before closing time.
Closing Time?.
http://idoxpa.westminster.gov.uk/online-applications/applicationDetails.do?activeTab=relatedCases&keyVal=HU02G2RPPC000
Ath I athpire to be a Lincolnethque figure, I have retholved to treat thith inthident with Mr Joyth in the thame way Abe did when he wath informed of Gen. Ulytheth Eth Grant’th frequent drunkenneth: Find out what he drinkth and give thome to ALL my MP’th!
(That thuthpension bithneth wath jutht for show, don’t you know?)
I recommend he pulls the ‘depression’ card out.
It worked for me.
ANY NEWS ABOUT EMMA HARRISON DEFRAUDING THE TAX PAYER GUIDO!
CAPS LOCK KEY ON THE LEFT OF THE KEYBoard – that’s better
Lets rob Argos, fuckit Comet as well, time for some rioting, these sweaties cannot have all the fun.
Will the proposed rise in booze taxes apply to the MPs as well?
Judging by all the fracas they should also be paying a minimum price.
seems everyone knew of his troubles disn’t anyone help? lousy world we live in and lousy because of politicos
http://www.atangledweb.org/?p=29148
This sort of public purse troughing needs to be ended.
Anyone remember what he was drinking?
Bucky and vimto by the sounds of it.