February 22nd, 2012

Someone At ITV Has a Sense of Humour

Blinking in the winter darkness Neo-Guido walked into the ITV Daybreak studios at an ungodly hour this morning expecting to spar about welfare with socialist prodigy Owen Jones. In make-up it was announced that it would actually be Diane Abbott joining him on the sofa. Perhaps because of the Twitter-race row back in January she didn’t look too happy when greeted with a cheery good morning. With a shake of the head the handshake was spurned and not a word was exchanged off camera. Talk about divide and rule…

Daybreak host Kate Garraway (Mrs Derek Draper) handled things much better – there was even a smile. Despite the last time she came face to face with Neo-Guido…


  1. 1
    Luke says:

    I hope you had fun Neo Guido.


  2. 2
    Diane Abbott says:

    Into the Lion’s den


  3. 5
    The Meissen Bison says:

    Spurred? Try spurned.


  4. 6
    according to Suarez... says:

    Lucky escape, you could have gotten aids from that handshake


  5. 7
    EdButLookBalls says:

    “Socialist prodigy Owen Jones”, is that Neo-speak for “Loud-mouthed twat”!


  6. 8
    JH says:

    You were acting like a typical hideously white person, playing divide and rule with your white ‘good morning’s and white ‘handshakes’.

    Shame on you.


  7. 11
    Devonshire lass says:

    I am amazed that an unreconstituted racist & anti white like Dianne Abbott is allowed on TV.

    Surely giving the oxygen of publicity to such a venal divisive anti white racist is against broadcast rules?

    Imagine if she was white & said such scurrilous things about another race or culture.

    Shocked & stunned that she is allowed on TV, really I am.


  8. 13
    Show Business for ugly people says:

    a hypocritical MP with an overblown sense of entitlement meets a grubby tabloid story selling wannabe hack.

    what a depressing green room that must have been.


  9. 14
    Tommy says:

    Dianne Abbott is a vile racist who hates British culture, heritage, history, language and our values.

    Her mission is to destroy Britain and British culture as the dominant culture in our own land, the ,and of our forefathers.

    Of course, the media crooks will allow a blac_k racist to spew their filth and hatred on screen no problem.

    We are second class in our own country, the treatment of Abbott after her many anti white outbursts proves that beyond doubt.


  10. 15

    Its stupid of these producers to book Owen Jones. He has school on a weekday.
    His mum will never allow it.


  11. 16
    Raving Loon says:

    I’m going to the European Court of Human Effluent because I’m offended by Abbott’s racist and bigoted views.


  12. 19
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    What is a neo guido ?


  13. 21
    mammy says:

    Ebony and Ivory side by side on a sofa? Talentless tits after the BRITs?
    Looking forward to the Youtube video.
    Were you required to don B+W minstrel makeup Neo, to make Abbo-tt feel at home?


  14. 22
    jgm2 says:

    I hope you make an FoI enquiry and find out how much the racist Diane Abbott was paid for her app*earance on the show. Then suggest that she donates the sum to anti-racist measures. Or Operation Trident.

    And kick up like hell if she got paid more than you. Further proof of institutionalised racism.


  15. 24
    Some Geezer wot's the name of the man on second base says:

    Now let’s see: ITV placed a young lad with a baby face next to a woman named Abbott– do you suppose they were making an editorial comment of sorts?

    And about whom, I wonder?


  16. 26
    Alf Garnett says:

    Given how broad in the beam this charming woman has become, was there actually any room for you to join her on the sofa?


  17. 29
    Back of the cab says:

    That Abbott once stepped out into the road,hands held out yelling “stop! Stop for me!”

    So I knocked her down.
    She was lying on the floor moaning I should have swerved round her.

    “sorry love .. not enough fuel. Only got 1/4 tank of diesel… I had that Adam Werritty in here the other day. Asked for a double chit for expenses.”


  18. 30
    Fish says:

    So race-row Dianne does a Luis Suárez. Let’s see if she gets the same opprobrium as he did.

    Thought not.


  19. 32
    Divide and Rule says:

    My ryce and pee post yesterday was deleted. It seems the one person this blog fears is Fat Abbott.


  20. 34
    Marmite says:

    Diane Abott is just a fat, useless sack of shite who knows she’s useless, so plays the race card whenever she is confronted with an intelligent argument. It is HER sort that gives blacks a bad name.


  21. 36
    Buffery Pork says:

    George Tzogopoulos, of the Bodossakis Foundation think tank, was quoted in the Irish Independent last week as saying: “In my view the (GREEK) election (in April) will be postponed because of EU pressure.“


  22. 42
    Embarrass Brown in the house says:

    I know protocol prevents Cameron being asked a question specifically about the opposition at pmqs but I wish a Tory MP would ask “What does the prime minister think about former prime ministers who neglect their duties as an MP but still refuse to step down?” It’s guaranteed to enrage Brown.


    • 48
      Ed the Axeman says:

      An even better one.

      What should the benefit cap be on the Wirral, or Bradford, or Merthy Tydval? ie. Any Labour heartland.

      It’s Milliband’s proposal, perhaps Cameron should offer him the chance to get it implemented now.


  23. 47
    anon says:

    Live PMS’s today?


  24. 50
    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    Why go on Daybreak No one watches it? BBC Breakfast a million times better and Susanna Reid takes over when they move to Salford.


    • 80
      The Golem says:

      I used to watch Lucy doing the weather on Daybreak but they only seem to allow her on screen in headshot these days, or wrapped up in arctic clothing. I know what time of year it is but they don’t seem even to let her in the nice, warm studio.


  25. 51
    Desperate Dan says:

    According to the race relations industry a person of one colour who refuses to shake hands with a person of another colour is a racist. She must be named and shamed by Rio Ferdinand, Ed Miliprat, the FA, Trevor Phillips and the Golders Green community etc if they want to avoid accusations of double standards.


  26. 52
    Henry Root says:

    What do you expect? She socialist when it suits her then forgets when she sends her kid to private school. She’s racist yet denies her own behaviour is racist – when recent exposure confirmed the long-held suspicions of the majority. There is no place for this woman in public life in our modern, integrated and intelligent society.


  27. 58
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Little Ed is a total Clusterfuck !


  28. 62
    Penfold says:

    Any brekkie left?


  29. 73
    Anonymous says:

    A nasty sack of shite.


  30. 74
    Jimmy says:

    How is that “writ” coming along? After two and a half years it must be coming up for trial soon no?


  31. 79
    Diane Flabbott says:

    Wake me up if things get interesting.


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