DSK’s Naked Hooker Test
If you ever get done for your taxes then Harry Redknapp provided the get out of jail free card with his successful “I can’t read or write and I’m too rich to bother dodging tax” defence. French socialist letch Dominic Strauss Khan’s is trying an equally ambitious line in his latest sex scandal. In reference to paid-for-orgy allegations, his lawyer, Henri Leclerk, said on his behalf:
“He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you’re not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman.”
It remains to be seen if a jury will be asked to accept that challenge live in court…
But Arry is a decent and well liked bloke.
Do ya fink I am Fick or sum fing?
Did you used to play on the wing for Foolham?
Trust Guido to put up a post containing the word H@rry
Harry?
Yep, H@arry filter is on.
Were you referring to Harry ?
No he’s not. He’s a miserable Hunt, a barrow boy, and nearly did for West Ham, Pompey and Southampton when in charge there.
At least he’s not Terry Venables.
My defence has always been. ‘No comment, please ring the Grand Master.’ It always worked for me. ‘Arry and Terry both manage Portsmouth Football Club. Do you think it says something about the city?
Terry Venables is a bit like Gorgeous George Galloway. He’s very quick to ring for a libel lawyer if you suggest that he’s anything less than a pillar of the community.
Harry is not a pillar of the community he is a right winger.
Whilst we wait for the moderation to unmoderate all instances of H a r r y, a bit of French totty for you…
She sets off my “boils bunnies in her spare time” sensor.
Similarly amusing for those who enjoy a bit of melon schadenfreude
http://www.bishop-hill.net/blog/2012/2/21/gleick-confesses.html
By the way why do the BBC think arry Red Nap is a good egg? I thought tax dodgers were bad people.
Feeding the leviathan is bad, not good.
did you have a difficult childhood?
Provided you buy your TV licence, the BBC isn’t worried!
Old wrinkly DSK would shag the proverbial barbers floor-what his wife has caught from his wrinkly old infected member is anyone’s guess!
DSK is smiling, so he’s obviously hopeful of the *right* outcome.
There’s actually three in the back of the car
LOL
seems quiet on here these days.
zzzzz
Probably cuz Guido has put up a post mentioning a name that is unmentionable in the comments.
Given his aesthetically challenged appearance surely it would be obvious which ones were prostitutes: the ones that agreed to shag him.
You tell em DSK. Atta boy!
Can’t argue with that logic.
Indeed. All those white women look the same to me.
Couldn’t put it better myself
He lived in Monaco, so he’s not short of a few bob, is he!
I don’t know if I could distinguish between prostitutes and non-prostitutes but I’m willing to try if DSK’s lawyer will provide me with a room full…..
The prostitutes are the ones with ‘Swipe Card Here’ tattoo d on their ar…..
That could work if the hookers got barcodes or those square data matrix codes tatoo-ed on their arse. Then you could swipe it with your smart phone and the money could be deducted automatically from your account.
Cash free whoring. It would take some of the risk out of it for the girls. And lets see a pimp try and get his hands on that cash.
I commend it to the house.
Would it not be safe to assume that ALL the young fit nekkid women looking to ‘party’ with scrotty old millionaires were prostitutes?
I am willing to devote my time to trying to make this proposal work-
I sympathise with him
I can’t tell one Tory Hunt from a libdem Hunt nowadays
He is neither Conservative nor Liberal with his favours. He is one of those put the “social” into “socialist” and took out more mere cash in return.
It can’t be often that a French politician turns out to be a bigger shit than Chirac, Mitterand or Giscard.
I use the Redknapp defence when Utility Salesmen Call. Just tell them I’m so well off I don’t need to save money on my leccy bill. They’re stumped.
Challenge duly accepted.
Please supply the ladies for my perusal.
“He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you’re not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman.”
What kind of parties? Oh! those kind of parties.
Why, Mr LeClerk, would it be necessary for your client to attempt to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked women?
Because your client attends ‘parties’ frequented by prostitutes and other naked women.
In that case, if your client did not fund the attendance of prostitutes at those parties, who did? And why did they do it? Did they have an ulterior motive? If so, what?
Mr Leclerk, in what way did you think you are ‘helping’ your client?
Mon Dieu Monsieur LeClerk, do not mention ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies.
Never put your bitches on account.
All the working girls I’ve had the pleasure of, errm, pleasuring have removed all their body hair. Not an infallible indicator, but…
I try to avoid bald hookers. Particularly Brian Moore. He’s a nasty c*unt.
+2.
I’ve had a lot of gorgeous women. The last one was so voracious in bed, she often ended up barking in joy.
Does his lawyer wiggle his glasses and say “It is I, LeClerk!” at regular intervals?
That made me laugh out loud!
+1
Strauss Kahn seems to be under the same delusion as Berlusconi – that young women actually fancy him.
They certainly fancy me.
M. LeClerk is just like that Berlusconi bloke’s brief, I reckon; he would say something like that, wouldn’t he? That bit about “He just happens to go to parties at which there might be a pro or two intermixed with all the other naked birds”? Froggy, please; I used to go to such parties, remember? If anyone was a hooker, they were usually the escort of some bloke who didn’t want to show up empty-handed and look a right failure. We weren’t exactly party favours, you know; we DID have our standards!
I know exactly what you mean, ma cherie. I wouldn’t touch the old stoat with the proverbial bargepole.
What on earth do young, nubile nymphs find attractive in tubby, balding and slimey politicians ?
When I read about Prescott’s reference to his ‘third son’ I thought Tracey Temple had had a baby.
It must be his ability to make one laugh
“He’s a comic genius”
Aye. Self-proclaimed Climate Change specialist and visiting lecturer to some Chinese university and he decides to build 100,000 new homes on a flood-plain.
Comedy genius.
Money !!!
Discussing the Lansley ambush on the Wright Stuff this morning, the panel said the attempt to make him look bad backfired because he came across as quiet and reasonable and the granny came across as a crazed harridan. Another Labour stunt goes wrong!
If it’s back-firing with ‘The Wright Stuff’ demographic then it’s a total clusterfuck for Labour. Them’s their natural-born voters.
If Lansley had said on camera ” you are a crazed harridan madam and your ideas are no basis for a modern NHS” would that have been his Gillian Duffy moment?
Yes, but he would have been quoted out of context. As I was.
No one could ever accuse me of cavorting with prostitutes.
Actually Gordon a lot of people (not me I should add) have suggested there might be a contractual basis to your marriage.
He’s never touched me. I swear to god.
“I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman.”
In DSK’s case, thought it’d be fairly easy. They’re the ones he didn’t have to use force on.
I thought he’d been cleared of the use of any force during the New York incident.
Sorry, did anyone mention new york?
No. Itnever went to trial.
It was the worker that was convicted.
The Hotel did not even have to change its Risk Assesment.
That’s the USA for you.
Women Beware!
Agreed.
It’s not true I said Workfare works. That’s a vicious smear. I’ll be calling my lawyers, right after I finish my lunch here at my villa in Tuscany.
For f*ck’s sake: You ask the naked woman what she does for a living.
May counsel for the prosecution have a great time with Mrs. S-K telling her that her husband doesn’t know whether she is a prostitute.
If I was presented with a room full of naked women I wouldn’t be interested in making too much small talk to be honest.
I’d just figure that today was my lucky day.
Simply put; he is a rake and a disgrace!! End of…
You talking about me?
I’m not saying she’s a gold digger m’lud but she aint messing with no broke N*****’s
if a civil servant is naked does that mean he/she works for the government?
Guido
Your reference to Goldman Sachs
You should add http://www.presseurop.eu/en/content/article/1177241-our-friends-goldman-sachs
That Mario Draghi, the new President of the European central Bank was the VP at Goldman Sachs responsible for European “companies and countries” responsible for the “masking” of Greek debt…
Yet another scandal to add to the endless stream that Goldman sachs have produced over the years
Goldman Sachs are sponsoring a greyhound – it’s called The Running Dog Of International Capitalism.
+4
Your reference re Goldman Sachs
This fills in the background on Mario Draghi as well FFS
http://www.presseurop.eu/en/content/article/1177241-our-friends-goldman-sachs
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/analysis-and-features/what-price-the-new-democracy-goldman-sachs-conquers-europe-6264091.html
More background on Goldman
Guido
Are you prepared to give the other side of the Iran debate ?:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/21/experts-say-iraq-attack-is-irrational-yet-hawks-are-winning-the-debate.html
“I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman.”
Ask her ‘How much?’
I accept the challenge, bring them on
‘arry is a scrounger!
Surely you can tell by the Visa/Mastercard logos next to the “slot”.
a prostitute is cheaper
Don’t you lot realise that when Hollande is President DSK wil become the French equivalent of PM.
PM = pre-menstrual?
If DS-K can’t tell the difference between a naked woman and a naked prostitute, he isn’t much of an economist. The only difference is price equilibrium, supply and demand.
Very good.
All the lady’s clothes are in the warderobe.
What is wrong with a few socialists getting together in a posh hotel and letting their hair down?
I can help him. If the naked woman is young and attractive and wants to go to bed with him, she’s a prostitute. The alternative – that she finds him attractive – is absurd.
As if any woman except for a prostitute would willingly bed down with that elderly, ugly, fat bastard Strauss Kahn. I bet he smells as bad as he looks.