February 20th, 2012

The Baldwins Are Not All In It Together


  1. 1
    REDACTED says:

    Oh Guido, you wag. Why not just come and and say that he might hav enjoyed a little Bolivian marching powder.

  2. 2
    Ah! Monika says:

    It was only found in he hair a la Concordia

  3. 3
    Kronos says:

    have you any idea of the street value of all that ‘snow’?

  4. 4
    Whitney Houston says:

    Crack is whack.

  5. 5
    baldchin says:

    I nose all their is to know about powder

  6. 6
    Bongler says:

    He’ll be snorting with derision

  7. 7
    Remember says:

    Just say no!

  8. 8
    Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits: Remixed says:

    I Will Always Smoke Crack

    Saving All My Crack For You

    One Crack Pipe In Time

    It’s Not Right But It’s Cocaine

    My Crack Is Your Crack

  9. 9
    the final solution says:

    No, no, no, no, no, no, . Stop. Stop Stop
    Please STOP!


  10. 10
    Tom Badwind says:

    Went out on the piste most of the time.

  11. 11
    Ed Miliband says:

    3 minutes to save the NHS.

  12. 12
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband’s cleaner earns a week what the Baldwins spend on their annual skiing holiday.

  13. 13
    I don't need no doctor says:

    and 13 years of labour to waste billions on the NHS.

  14. 14
    Lord Stansted says:

    I gather Times people take drugs. Is that why there’s a paywall?

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    I never took drugs. Or had sex with Miss Macauley.

  16. 16
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Piste off.

  17. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Rupert is giving his team just 6 days to get the Sun on Sunday up and running.

    And on the seventh day God put up his feet and read his copy of the Sun :-)

  18. 18
    The last Quango in Paris says:

    Aaaaah a holiday! Wouldn’t that be nice ?

  19. 19
    Steve Miliband says:

    Working for Ed, he’s now used to going downhill fast

  20. 20
    Jon Snow says:

    Snow comment.

  21. 21
    Gordon Brown's Greatest SHits. says:

    Stool on the Hill.


    Everybody Wants to Save the World.

    It Takes Number Twos Baby.

  22. 22
    Robot Pissed0n says:

    Don’t leave me out

  23. 23
    George Lees says:

    all that white poweder……………

  24. 24
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    its Jonah Browns 61st Birthday today – i take it you got an invite to his party

  25. 25

    I was there last year its crap

  26. 26
    The BBC says:

    Why did they send us to Salford when they could’ve sent us here !

  27. 27
    Ed Miliband says:

    24 hours till the next bandwagon comes along

  28. 28
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Tommy boy banging enough of the Colombian marching powder to fell a small horse…no wonder Ed’s message is confused

    Someone should do a swab test on the loos at Labour HQ…

  29. 29
    annette curton says:

    Funny, just heard some politician saying that the idea that they are all off on jollies during the recess is a myth, they are actually all hard at work catching up on the their constituents problems in the Italian Alps. What about the offspring?, not missing school during term time I hope.

  30. 30
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Sun on Sunday – Murdoch winner

    Those with an agenda against Murdoch – losers (Gordon Brown, Tom Watson, Chris Bryant, Guardian, Daily Mirror, the BBC).

  31. 31
    annette curton says:

    And for the entertainment Mr Jelly the clown sings happy birthday to Mr Jelly the clown.

  32. 32
    Old Grumpy says:

    I used to borrow my landlady’s bike and cycle up the Val d’Aosta……… in summer of course……….. Try riding up the back of the Matterhorn!……… hard work, but you can freewheel almost all the way back to Ivrea!……….wild ride!

    ALternatively, take a walk around the back of the station at Aosta and a cable car ride to the first stop-off. There’s a nice bar just across the road, with views of the Alps, from the Matterhorn to Mont Blanc and the Gran Paradiso over yer left shoulder……….. great beer as well………

    Snow! I hate snow!………. especially up my nose!

  33. 33
    annette curton says:

    Slalom!, Eddie the Beagle.

  34. 34
    Ed Miliband says:

    Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Gordon (daddy), Happy birthday to you.

  35. 35

    Aosta Quickstep:

    Snow – Snow – Thick – Thick – Snow.

    Foxtrot Oscar.

  36. 36
  37. 37
    Sir William Waad says:

    “Tom Baldwin” sounds like one of those picaresque 18th-century novels: “Tom Baldwin; or, The Wages of Self-satisfaction” (in three volumes quarto).

  38. 38
    Courmayeur Blimey says:

    Baldwin said things were going downhill fast.

    Was he talking about his posh ski holiday or Ed Miliband’s career?

  39. 39
    Sir William Waad says:

    And about minus two years to save the world from climate change!

  40. 40
  41. 41
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Either the Baldwins are skinflint cheapos or Ed’s cleaner is employed by MOD.

  42. 42
    Ronery Kim Jong-Il says:

    Is he any leration to Arec Bardwin?!

  43. 43
    That's because he knows he'd be inundated with tweets calling him a cunt says:

  44. 44
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I remember motorcycling from Switerland to Aosta via the Aosta Pass. Tank slapper on the way down was a bit hairy but eh live life on the edge!

  45. 45
    misterned says:

    O/T So you support gay marriage?


    So far the politically correct pro-gay, attack the church, bigots are losing.

    For what it is worth, I agree with gay marriage, just so long as the ceremony is NOT performed in a church.

    Why do gays want to have a church wedding anyway?

    Will Satanists by demanding them next?

    I await the gay lobby to push to have gay weddings in Mosques. Hmmmm

  46. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Oh Sarah yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  47. 47
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I turn 61. But with my fiscal policy that has seen tractor production rise by 9854% in the third quarter, compounded by prudent indexing at a real terms growth rate of 54.1%, I am actually 26.

  48. 48
    not picked up says:

    He got away with that one, didnt he?

  49. 49
    To clarify says:

    The rest of us know he twitters nonstop every day.

  50. 50
    To clarify says:

    Did you borrow Jack maths-isn’t-my-strong-subject Straw’s maths notebook to work that out?

  51. 51
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Get out the old NotW templates and change the banner, headers and footers to Sunday Sun.

    Should take 6 minutes not 6 days. There’s probably already some grubby little porn addict rooting around in Twatson and Rusbridger’s bins.

  52. 52
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Yes and Harry Redknapp’s crayons.

  53. 53
    Old Grumpy says:

    Yeah! I used to just lift my feet and let go the brakes!

  54. 54
    It's true I tell ya says:

    A little later she tweeted. “Looking forward to my first sniff”

    I kid you not:

    Rebecca Nicolson @therebecca
    @HarrietEvans look forward to my first sniff

    10:02 PM – 19 Feb 12 via Twitter for iPhone · Details
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