One of the most annoying things about returning to the fray after a cheeky half-term is all the anecdotes and recommendations. According to Mrs Tom Baldwin, the Aosta Valley in the Italian Alps was the place to be for a mini-break last week. How was the powder?
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Oh Guido, you wag. Why not just come and and say that he might hav enjoyed a little Bolivian marching powder.
It was only found in he hair a la Concordia
I was there last year its crap
Why did they send us to Salford when they could’ve sent us here !
Tommy boy banging enough of the Colombian marching powder to fell a small horse…no wonder Ed’s message is confused
Someone should do a swab test on the loos at Labour HQ…
have you any idea of the street value of all that ‘snow’?
Crack is whack.
I nose all their is to know about powder
He’ll be snorting with derision
Just say no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, . Stop. Stop Stop
STOP.
Please STOP!
Heaven………
I Will Always Smoke Crack
Saving All My Crack For You
One Crack Pipe In Time
It’s Not Right But It’s Cocaine
My Crack Is Your Crack
Stool on the Hill.
Goldflinger.
Everybody Wants to Save the World.
It Takes Number Twos Baby.
Went out on the piste most of the time.
3 minutes to save the NHS.
and 13 years of labour to waste billions on the NHS.
24 hours till the next bandwagon comes along
And about minus two years to save the world from climate change!
Ed Miliband’s cleaner earns a week what the Baldwins spend on their annual skiing holiday.
Either the Baldwins are skinflint cheapos or Ed’s cleaner is employed by MOD.
He got away with that one, didnt he?
I gather Times people take drugs. Is that why there’s a paywall?
I never took drugs. Or had sex with Miss Macauley.
Piste off.
Rupert is giving his team just 6 days to get the Sun on Sunday up and running.
And on the seventh day God put up his feet and read his copy of the Sun
Get out the old NotW templates and change the banner, headers and footers to Sunday Sun.
Should take 6 minutes not 6 days. There’s probably already some grubby little porn addict rooting around in Twatson and Rusbridger’s bins.
Aaaaah a holiday! Wouldn’t that be nice ?
Working for Ed, he’s now used to going downhill fast
Slalom!, Eddie the Beagle.
Snow comment.
Don’t leave me out
all that white poweder……………
its Jonah Browns 61st Birthday today – i take it you got an invite to his party
And for the entertainment Mr Jelly the clown sings happy birthday to Mr Jelly the clown.
http://tinyurl.com/6tg5w6u
Funny, just heard some politician saying that the idea that they are all off on jollies during the recess is a myth, they are actually all hard at work catching up on the their constituents problems in the Italian Alps. What about the offspring?, not missing school during term time I hope.
Sun on Sunday – Murdoch winner
Those with an agenda against Murdoch – losers (Gordon Brown, Tom Watson, Chris Bryant, Guardian, Daily Mirror, the BBC).
I used to borrow my landlady’s bike and cycle up the Val d’Aosta……… in summer of course……….. Try riding up the back of the Matterhorn!……… hard work, but you can freewheel almost all the way back to Ivrea!……….wild ride!
ALternatively, take a walk around the back of the station at Aosta and a cable car ride to the first stop-off. There’s a nice bar just across the road, with views of the Alps, from the Matterhorn to Mont Blanc and the Gran Paradiso over yer left shoulder……….. great beer as well………
Snow! I hate snow!………. especially up my nose!
I remember motorcycling from Switerland to Aosta via the Aosta Pass. Tank slapper on the way down was a bit hairy but eh live life on the edge!
Yeah! I used to just lift my feet and let go the brakes!
Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Gordon (daddy), Happy birthday to you.
Aosta Quickstep:
Snow – Snow – Thick – Thick – Snow.
Foxtrot Oscar.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505263_162-57379101/apparent-heart-attack-at-heart-attack-grill/
“Tom Baldwin” sounds like one of those picaresque 18th-century novels: “Tom Baldwin; or, The Wages of Self-satisfaction” (in three volumes quarto).
Baldwin said things were going downhill fast.
Was he talking about his posh ski holiday or Ed Miliband’s career?
Is he any leration to Arec Bardwin?!
Oh Sarah yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
The rest of us know he twitters nonstop every day.
O/T So you support gay marriage?
http://news.sky.com/home/politics
So far the politically correct pro-gay, attack the church, bigots are losing.
For what it is worth, I agree with gay marriage, just so long as the ceremony is NOT performed in a church.
Why do gays want to have a church wedding anyway?
Will Satanists by demanding them next?
I await the gay lobby to push to have gay weddings in Mosques. Hmmmm
Today I turn 61. But with my fiscal policy that has seen tractor production rise by 9854% in the third quarter, compounded by prudent indexing at a real terms growth rate of 54.1%, I am actually 26.
Did you borrow Jack maths-isn’t-my-strong-subject Straw’s maths notebook to work that out?
Yes and Harry Redknapp’s crayons.
A little later she tweeted. “Looking forward to my first sniff”
I kid you not:
Rebecca Nicolson @therebecca
@HarrietEvans look forward to my first sniff
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