February 16th, 2012

Worth a Thousand Words


87 Comments

  1. 1
    Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog says:

    Ahh, doggy fashion.

  2. 2
    Spacker Brown says:

    Who’s the bloke on the left?

  3. 3
    Hee Hee says:

    Dont worry chris you will soon be spending yopur time in a cell with a nice man

  4. 4
    Cleaner who scrapes bogies from off the benches says:

    I hope he didn’t break wind – it’s a contributor to Man-Made Global Warming, doncha know.

  5. 5
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Tony & Cherie.

  6. 6

    Looks like a Spy caricature!

  7. 7
    FartingHippo says:

    Much better than Rich and Mark’s efforts.

    Still shit though.

  8. 8
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    God he’s pathetic.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    God, you guys are revolting. No class whatsoever.

  10. 10
    Cleaner who scrapes bogies from off the benches says:

    “Still shit though.”

    Yes, a more interpretive style than ‘still life’.

  11. 11
    Doctor Mick says:

    Can’t see the knife in her hand.

  12. 12
    East India Company wallah says:

    “I did not have sexual relations with that bull-dyke”

  13. 13
    The windmills of Huhne's mind says:

    Yes, he really is a massive bell-end.

  14. 14
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    Normally you would get an MBE or something for marrying an old dog like that.

    Anyway that’s what they think in Doncaster.

  15. 15
    Tottenham Chutzpah says:

    It was a gift, your honour.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t that more like Caroline Spelman and Squeaker Bercow?

  17. 17
    3 in this marriage says:

    Room for a Chaplin in the middle.

  18. 18
    Gonk says:

    Art ‘o’ level 1971. grade 6

  19. 19
    Adam Werritty says:

    With 2.5 million unemployed and the same number underemployed we have to have something to laugh at.

  20. 20
    Oldrightie says:

    Mirrors the pics to and from court. Huhne really is a hoon and to think he’s responsible for climate taxes, wind farms and allowed to rob us blind.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    The thousand words being ‘What a fucking dick’ x 250

  22. 22
    Shit happens says:

    Hell has no fury like a woman who just for the hell of it pleads guilty

    HoHoHo

  23. 23
    Perse O'Nally says:

    It’s in his back!

  24. 24
    Rinka Scott says:

    I never realised before that the Liberals have a great sense of humour.

  25. 25
    Loungelizard says:

    this is one of these ‘one sketch fits all’ things, you just supply a caption. ie
    ‘Does the number 36 stop at the Law Courts?’

  26. 26
    Bluebottle says:

    Woof. Woof. Woof

  27. 27
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Like the circles that you find
    In the windmills of your mind

  28. 28
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Those seats look rubbish. Vicky pryce is a long long way from being lardy and yet she needs to sit on two of them.

  29. 29
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Who’s that Tracey Emin?

  30. 30
    Tom Tomos says:

    Very good!

  31. 31
    The BBC don't report news anymore says:

    Listened to Radio 5 today, didn’t know this happened.

  32. 32
    CH says:

    i’ve got a big John Thomas like the milkman’s horse

  33. 33
    Top Prison Tips says:

    always go for genuine KY Jelly

  34. 34
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    On what planet is Cameron living? Get rid of the fucking jocks and you will be in power for life. Labour have only ever managed to win a couple of elections in the last 100 years without the 50 mong retards from north of the border.

    If we can get rid of the sheep shaggers as well even better.

  35. 35
  36. 36
    JH says:

    To a Hoon like Chris Huhne Vicky Price not caving in and doing whatever suits Chris Huhne at any given moment will be interpreted as the height of treachery.

    Of course, he is allowed to stab anyone he likes in the back the second it suits him But if someone crosses him in any way whatsoever he will fester with boiling malice at their lack of ‘respect’.

    Classic narcissistic personality disorder.

  37. 37
    JH says:

    Oh, do fuck off you sanctimonious bore. What were you expecting, Voltaire?

  38. 38
    Cleaner who scrapes bogies from off the benches says:

    I know – that Jeremy Thorpe was so unappreciated, inspiring as he did Peter Cook’s judge sketch.

  39. 39
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    That picture looks like the aftermath of the Jerry Springer show

  40. 40
    Who, me? says:

    Has anyone else noticed that her burgeoning career as a TV economics pundit – particularly regarding the Greek tragedy, given her background – has come to a juddering halt? She seemed to be never off the BBC.

  41. 41
    Some Geezer wot would like to see her slip HIM the sword, for once says:

    She was thinking, “You know, I’d sure like to be the Statue Of Justice right about now, and I’m not talking about the scales, either!”
    (Although they both do remind me of scaly creatures, TBH.)

  42. 42
    Tachybaptus says:

    Dans ce pays-ci, il est bon d’emprisonner de temps en temps un ministre pour encourager les autres.

  43. 43
    The Old Bailey says:

    Interesting that both were made to step from the well of the court into the dock. This is unusual as in most magistrates courts the accused is dealt with in the well of the court unless they are brought to court in custody! Did the magistrate, Howard Riddle, simply wish to humiliate Huhne and Price, if so, he succeeded!

  44. 44
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Careful what you say.

    Cameron went to the same school as Jeremy Thorpe.

  45. 45
    Seymour says:

    Why weren’t they in the dock?
    Seems very odd to let them sit in the comfy seats.

  46. 46
    Ron Jeremy says:

    Difficult to give a bj in that position . Though as she’s Greek perhaps she likes a bit of backgammon …

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Huhne, mature as ever I see. What a great choice for government he was.

  48. 48
    Perse O'Nally says:

    What do points mean?…….3 years (hopefully)

  49. 49
    Cleaner who scrapes bogies from off the benches says:

    Would Tone’s conversion possibly allow for an RC bishop?

  50. 50
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Points mean Assizes!

  51. 51
    Andrew says:

    Perfect.

    He as arrogant as ever.

    She angry – and aware that if she had restrained her spite she would not be there. “Her tongue will dig her grave” or at least a way into Holloway.

  52. 52
    Judge Jeffreys says:

    Crown Court will be very different…..Perverting the Course of Justice is a still a “Capital Crime” subject to a maximum sentence of Life Imprisonment

  53. 53
    But the Lib-Dems would veto it.... says:

    That would pre-suppose that Cameron is a Conservative….

  54. 54
    BulldogBreeder says:

    Has his new girlfriend decided which way she’s batting yet?

    Could prove embarrassing – for Nick Clegg, and others.

  55. 55
    BulldogBreeder says:

    CH: “I have simply no idea what you’re talking about”. “I must dash now, to wind-up a few of my windmills.”

  56. 56
    J. Thorpe Esq says:

    Bunnies can and will go to jail…

  57. 57

    More interesting is what is the impact of all this Huhne nonsense:

    http://howdidwecometothis.blogspot.com/2012/02/loss-of-huhne.html

  58. 58
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    But cattle are the major emitters of methane.

  59. 59
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    + 1

  60. 60
    Jabba the Cat says:

    The man on the right looks like that traitorous oily slime ball Leon Brittan…

  61. 61
    Hugh G Reckshun says:

    He should have realised, A Dog is for life – Nit just a friday night

  62. 62
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Go on Vicky, drop the twat in it up to his windmills. Can I volunteer to be on the jury your honour?

  63. 63
    genghiz the kahn says:

    timeo Danaos et dona ferentis.

  64. 64
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    she’s always on Sky now

  65. 65
    Tron says:

    “Ha ! Ha !”
    -Scott of the Arse-Antics.

  66. 66
    Bird with small brain says:

    You talk about Mr Huhne’s supposed narcissistic personality. Given that you probably have to have a personality disorder to want to be a politician, I’m beginning to think that our leaders (I nearly wrote our dear leaders…) should be conscripted for, say, five year’s national service. But I suppose who does the conscripting might be tricky…

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Did Murdoch do for him

  68. 68
    jrand says:

    Guillotine surely?

  69. 69
    Moscow Mike Handycock (sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money) says:

    Nor did I with Katya and thousands of others (that’s what I tell the wife) during my troughing political career. Not bad for someone with no education, who can’t even spell .Jahbulon.

  70. 70
    Bloke says:

    The Climate Cnut is going down. As should his windmills.

  71. 71
    Every Cloud says:

    In a way Vicky is very fortunate. She is no longer a Huhne.

  72. 72
    A woman says:

    I pity their kids.

  73. 73
    sandy says:

    I doubt it. He’ll probably get someone to serve his sentence for him.

  74. 74
    hang em high says:

    Beavis and Butthead

  75. 75
    Slim Jim says:

    Let’s hope that the temporary removal of his smug grin will soon be permanent.

  76. 76
    The Impartial observer says:

    Two faces made for radio

  77. 77
    PC clitoris says:

    not so cocky now .you fcuking stuck up bastard

  78. 78
    Dr Freud says:

    Ach Ja! The technical term is in fact a Classic narcissistic personality disorder, but on a dailt basis we shrinks tend to use the shorter form – fuckin’ wanker.

  79. 79
    Chris (the) Huhne says:

    The fact that those points ended up on her licence is because of Global Warming. We need more renewables – like my political career. I am not capable of anything else.

  80. 80
    Bubba says:

    Let’s find out. I’ll reduce my carbon footprint by going bareback so there won’t be any burning rubber to worry about.

  81. 81
    Granny Grimshaw says:

    Wow! I thought milkmen were obsolete these day.

  82. 82
    General E Useless says:

    Plus, would you honestly trust any of them with your life in a tight situation?

  83. 83
    UAE says:

    If only more people showed that sort of consideration!

  84. 84
    Doddering Old Fart says:

    Caught breaking the law. Dodgy story to the police. Drag wife into court for prosecution. Cannot represent constituants properly as MP looking at imprisonment but still on full pay and pension.
    This man is bound for the House of Lords and a big title and after that, how about chairman of RBS or PR to Mr B Liar. He certainly fits the bill.

  85. 85
    Dai in the valleys says:

    Thought you had closed down or it the one in garnant

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly what I was thinking!

    heh heh m heh! This sucks, change it!
    Uh, huh huh, you won’t be “taking my point” any more, huh,huh!

  87. 87
    Slime Lord says:

    Cheers thanks for the compliment! I was going to call you a little twat as well


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