Worth a Thousand Words
Julia Quenzier’s court sketch says it all.
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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
Private Eye says:
Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.
Ahh, doggy fashion.
Who’s the bloke on the left?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gordon-brown/5480179/Sketch-Gordon-Brown-wins-over-Parliamentary-Labour-Party.html
Dont worry chris you will soon be spending yopur time in a cell with a nice man
Has his new girlfriend decided which way she’s batting yet?
Could prove embarrassing – for Nick Clegg, and others.
I doubt it. He’ll probably get someone to serve his sentence for him.
I hope he didn’t break wind – it’s a contributor to Man-Made Global Warming, doncha know.
But cattle are the major emitters of methane.
Tony & Cherie.
Room for a Chaplin in the middle.
Would Tone’s conversion possibly allow for an RC bishop?
Looks like a Spy caricature!
Much better than Rich and Mark’s efforts.
Still shit though.
“Still shit though.”
Yes, a more interpretive style than ‘still life’.
Very good!
The man on the right looks like that traitorous oily slime ball Leon Brittan…
God he’s pathetic.
Yes, he really is a massive bell-end.
CH: “I have simply no idea what you’re talking about”. “I must dash now, to wind-up a few of my windmills.”
God, you guys are revolting. No class whatsoever.
Can’t see the knife in her hand.
It’s in his back!
timeo Danaos et dona ferentis.
Oh, do fuck off you sanctimonious bore. What were you expecting, Voltaire?
Dans ce pays-ci, il est bon d’emprisonner de temps en temps un ministre pour encourager les autres.
Guillotine surely?
Cheers thanks for the compliment! I was going to call you a little twat as well
“I did not have sexual relations with that bull-dyke”
Nor did I with Katya and thousands of others (that’s what I tell the wife) during my troughing political career. Not bad for someone with no education, who can’t even spell .Jahbulon.
Normally you would get an MBE or something for marrying an old dog like that.
Anyway that’s what they think in Doncaster.
It was a gift, your honour.
Isn’t that more like Caroline Spelman and Squeaker Bercow?
this is one of these ‘one sketch fits all’ things, you just supply a caption. ie
‘Does the number 36 stop at the Law Courts?’
Beavis and Butthead
Exactly what I was thinking!
heh heh m heh! This sucks, change it!
Uh, huh huh, you won’t be “taking my point” any more, huh,huh!
Art ‘o’ level 1971. grade 6
Who’s that Tracey Emin?
With 2.5 million unemployed and the same number underemployed we have to have something to laugh at.
Mirrors the pics to and from court. Huhne really is a hoon and to think he’s responsible for climate taxes, wind farms and allowed to rob us blind.
The thousand words being ‘What a fucking dick’ x 250
+ 1
Hell has no fury like a woman who just for the hell of it pleads guilty
HoHoHo
I never realised before that the Liberals have a great sense of humour.
I know – that Jeremy Thorpe was so unappreciated, inspiring as he did Peter Cook’s judge sketch.
Woof. Woof. Woof
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind
Those seats look rubbish. Vicky pryce is a long long way from being lardy and yet she needs to sit on two of them.
Listened to Radio 5 today, didn’t know this happened.
i’ve got a big John Thomas like the milkman’s horse
Wow! I thought milkmen were obsolete these day.
always go for genuine KY Jelly
On what planet is Cameron living? Get rid of the fucking jocks and you will be in power for life. Labour have only ever managed to win a couple of elections in the last 100 years without the 50 mong retards from north of the border.
If we can get rid of the sheep shaggers as well even better.
Careful what you say.
Cameron went to the same school as Jeremy Thorpe.
Thought you had closed down or it the one in garnant
That would pre-suppose that Cameron is a Conservative….
To a Hoon like Chris Huhne Vicky Price not caving in and doing whatever suits Chris Huhne at any given moment will be interpreted as the height of treachery.
Of course, he is allowed to stab anyone he likes in the back the second it suits him But if someone crosses him in any way whatsoever he will fester with boiling malice at their lack of ‘respect’.
Classic narcissistic personality disorder.
Ach Ja! The technical term is in fact a Classic narcissistic personality disorder, but on a dailt basis we shrinks tend to use the shorter form – fuckin’ wanker.
That picture looks like the aftermath of the Jerry Springer show
Has anyone else noticed that her burgeoning career as a TV economics pundit – particularly regarding the Greek tragedy, given her background – has come to a juddering halt? She seemed to be never off the BBC.
she’s always on Sky now
She was thinking, “You know, I’d sure like to be the Statue Of Justice right about now, and I’m not talking about the scales, either!”
(Although they both do remind me of scaly creatures, TBH.)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3444/4569497968_c9b36f9b72_z.jpg
Interesting that both were made to step from the well of the court into the dock. This is unusual as in most magistrates courts the accused is dealt with in the well of the court unless they are brought to court in custody! Did the magistrate, Howard Riddle, simply wish to humiliate Huhne and Price, if so, he succeeded!
Why weren’t they in the dock?
Seems very odd to let them sit in the comfy seats.
Crown Court will be very different…..Perverting the Course of Justice is a still a “Capital Crime” subject to a maximum sentence of Life Imprisonment
Difficult to give a bj in that position . Though as she’s Greek perhaps she likes a bit of backgammon …
Huhne, mature as ever I see. What a great choice for government he was.
What do points mean?…….3 years (hopefully)
Points mean Assizes!
Perfect.
He as arrogant as ever.
She angry – and aware that if she had restrained her spite she would not be there. “Her tongue will dig her grave” or at least a way into Holloway.
Bunnies can and will go to jail…
“Ha ! Ha !”
-Scott of the Arse-Antics.
More interesting is what is the impact of all this Huhne nonsense:
http://howdidwecometothis.blogspot.com/2012/02/loss-of-huhne.html
He should have realised, A Dog is for life – Nit just a friday night
Go on Vicky, drop the twat in it up to his windmills. Can I volunteer to be on the jury your honour?
You talk about Mr Huhne’s supposed narcissistic personality. Given that you probably have to have a personality disorder to want to be a politician, I’m beginning to think that our leaders (I nearly wrote our dear leaders…) should be conscripted for, say, five year’s national service. But I suppose who does the conscripting might be tricky…
Plus, would you honestly trust any of them with your life in a tight situation?
Did Murdoch do for him
The Climate Cnut is going down. As should his windmills.
In a way Vicky is very fortunate. She is no longer a Huhne.
I pity their kids.
Let’s hope that the temporary removal of his smug grin will soon be permanent.
Two faces made for radio
not so cocky now .you fcuking stuck up bastard
The fact that those points ended up on her licence is because of Global Warming. We need more renewables – like my political career. I am not capable of anything else.
Let’s find out. I’ll reduce my carbon footprint by going bareback so there won’t be any burning rubber to worry about.
If only more people showed that sort of consideration!
Caught breaking the law. Dodgy story to the police. Drag wife into court for prosecution. Cannot represent constituants properly as MP looking at imprisonment but still on full pay and pension.
This man is bound for the House of Lords and a big title and after that, how about chairman of RBS or PR to Mr B Liar. He certainly fits the bill.