February 14th, 2012

WATCH: A Love Song for Sarah Teather


  1. 1
    And next... says:

    Gordon saying sorry?

    Happy Valantines day.


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      Bled White Taxpayer says:

      Really weird. The bloggerati obviously have some time on their hands to create this little video.

      There’s nothing that a few kilos less and a few more inches couldn’t do to turn Sarah Teather into a Sun stunna. Given that she’s a Lib Dem, we already know she’ll swing every way possible, so the morals are a banker.


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        Rooney says:

        The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman

        Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
        The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’

        Paddy replied, ‘Well then just give me my money back.’

        The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’
        Paddy said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’

        The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’

        Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

        The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead donkey!’

        Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

        A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘ What happened with that dead donkey?’

        Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898′
        The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

        Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.’

        Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland .


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        anonymouse in the Cowley Street skirting board says:

        Actually, having a flat head and no teeth would probably turn her in to a perfect women.


  3. 3
    Tom Tomos says:

    Why no ‘tottywatch’ label?


  4. 4
    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

    You’d need to be soooooooooooooooooooooooo desperate to fancy Ms. Teather.


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    Will Gompertz’s absent toupee says:

    I would, not arf


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    Some Geezer wot IS amused says:

    Sarah Teather in a previous lifetime:


  7. 8
    legalalien says:

    I think “he” may not be her type


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    OUCH!!! says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Rejoice ! Rejoice! Qatada is free ! Once again the supine, spineless Cameron comes through for the good people of Britain.


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      You have heard of justice right? says:

      Point of order.

      What crime had Qartada been convicted of in a UK court?

      Convict him of using a false passport then depot him.


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        AC1 says:

        There is no need of a conviction in order to ban entry/deport a foreigner.

        Make it against the law to be in the country illegally. Give him 5 days to leave, then convict him of being in the country illegally.

        Maybe the cost of HRA act decisions for foreigners should be taken from the HRA judges.


        • 51
          Theresa May says:

          but we will do everything possible to ensure this dangerous man isnt set free amongst the UK public…..well, when I say everything, I really mean, say a few words and hope the fuss dies down, then we can forget about him and return to business as usual…


      • 43
        Alexander Bacon-Buttie says:

        Bus depot, perhaps?


    • 15
      smoggie says:

      So Cameron has the power to overrule the courts? When did we become a totalitarian regime?


    • 23
      albacore says:

      You’re really not getting it, are you, bloke?
      The whole race scam is a judicial joke
      While they’ll rub your nose in tales of Qatada
      They couldn’t make news from Liverpool harder


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    A song for Gordon Brown says:


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    Albert hall says:

    Sarah is kinda cute, in a gremlins kind of way


  12. 22
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Esther Mcvey gets my top totty vote.


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    Makes Dawn French look funny in comparison says:


  14. 26
    English_Channel says:

    There’s something utterly repulsive about that puppy mooch.
    Call it the left-wing look if you wish.


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    Shami Chuckrafarti says:

    Leave His Holiness Mr Qatada alone you rotten english people! He has human rights! Britain belongs to muslims!


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    Tweet of the Day says:


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    Gaylord says:

    I’m sure if someone was prepared to take one for the team she’d be ever so grateful, probably even cook breakfast the next morning…


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    The Impartial observer says:

    Is this the start of a compendium of girls likely to be found in the kitchen at parties?


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    Yikes! says:

    I’d be more concerned if someone made a love song about Labour’s Yvonne Fovargue. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ESwgmc2_bEg/TBDr3UZ1whI/AAAAAAAAAaU/IuDU-Af1fAo/s1600/YF IFAW 09-06-2010.jpg


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    The Impartial observer says:

    Or to put it another way; after enough you might but you’d be stuck to remember her name or the details the following morning & would be praying you hadn’t given her your phone number.


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    The law is an ass says:

    A Surrey businessman is to be extradited to the US within days on charges of conspiring to supply batteries for Iranian missiles.
    So it’s ok for a British man to be extradited to a country with the death penalty, but Abu Fatarda can’t be returned to the civilised country of his birth where he’s wanted on terrorism charges?


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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    To be honest, the only things that excite me these days is a jammy dodger with a cmyp of tea and a change of incontinence pants.


  23. 46
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Pass the bucket someone!


  24. 49
    Sarah teathered-to-a-bed says:

    Re Abu Quatada – aren’t there a few places available at Guantanamo?


  25. 52
    Sarah Teather my arse says:


    • 56
      Anonymous says:

      Thank you Alizee – you make the world a better place. ***Drool***


      • 57
        Vive la France! says:

        She truly is a joy to behold. Makes me wonder why England and France don’t get along better…


      • 61
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        I keep asking for someone to send me this French Tart Alice’s phone number, but no one has. Please send it anyone who has it, I want to send her a teddy bear and be her King Louie.


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    Stepney says:

    Funny though – the chipmunk house at London Zoo is ALWAYS closed when she’s on telly.

    Can’t work it out.


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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Good news for admirers of the sub five foot woman, Sarah is working at the Parliamentary Escort Agency tonight, and yes, she will do it for chocolate (bring her a two pound box of Milk Tray and every hole’s a goal). It’s not for everyone I admit, but I like to cater for all tastes, apart from Oaten’s, that dirty bastard still owes me for the bed linen he ruined.


  28. 64

    Has Sarah ever beeen properly “tethered” ??

    If she needs to be hogtied I’m obviously the man to make a true woman of the girl.

    It might even improve her stand up comedy routine — though even my incomparable powers
    to satiate female desire may find that a “poke ” too far.

    Forza Cazzo !!


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