February 14th, 2012

Vince’s SpAd Jumps to Davey

Vince’s SpAd Katie Waring has abandoned her post at the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills to go work for Ed Davey at Energy. According to Tom Newton Dunn, she claims that she is moving to “broaden” her skills, but it’s certainly on the face of it a self-imposed demotion in terms of government rankings and significance. Unless of course she sees the writing on the wall, and the fact that Davey has much more going for him than the one time Sage. Waring is the former smarter and more attractive other-half of Clegg spinner James McGrory. Guido wonders what the pillow talk was about Vince’s future…


  1. 1
    Init! says:

    Vince needs a nurse not a spad.

  2. 2

    She looks as if Vince has just exposed his cock to her.

  3. 3
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Is this one really a woman this time?

  4. 4
    Tony Bliar is really not a nice person says:

    She has a face that would turn milk………

  5. 5
    East India Company wallah says:

    The esteemed sage of gobshitery has just had his rating downgraded-outlook uncertain

  6. 6
    SaltPetre says:

    Vince has a cock?

  7. 7
    Chuckus Yamoney says:

    As a contributor here said a few months back, Westminster’s favourite wasp chewing bulldog will never resign from the cabinet as he likes the salary and perks too much and his principles have always been “adjustable”.

    He will only go in a reshuffle at Clegg’s doing, so even though he has little more credibility on financial matters than Ed Balls, a drastic lack of Yellow Rosette top flight talent will probably keep him in situ for quite a while yet.

  8. 8
    Andy Burnham says:

    Oh shit!

  9. 9
    Sir William Waad says:

    I thought of applying for a post in Energy but in the end I just couldn’t be bothered.

  10. 10
    c.eng says:

    Can’t see the coalition sage going down.

    Dave won’t want to lose a staunch socialist.

  11. 11
    Antediluvian says:

    How come the comment of the day is eight days old?

  12. 12
    Tony Bliar is really not a nice person says:

    O/T Polly twoddle has out done herself again yesterday………….But I do enjoy reading the same regurgitated shite she talks, think I need help…….

  13. 13
    Andy Burnham says:

    Please don`t take those F.O.I`s out of context?

  14. 14
    philip says:

    He may self detonate through an excess of priming his pocket warhead.

  15. 15
    Sir William Waad says:

    What really happened:

    There was an old kakker called Cable
    Who said “Please lie down on the table”
    Replied Katie Waring
    “I’m really past caring –
    Unwilling, while you are unable!”

  16. 16
    Gentlemen prefer blondes says:

    Remove the glasses and the somewhat vinegary expression and there might be something there.

  17. 17
    Mrs Jaqueline Dromey campaigner for sexism and gender inequality. says:

    You dirty old man!

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    The more and more you think about things, you have to come to the conclusion that this country really has had it and there is no way back.

    Things can only get ………………………….worse! and they will.

  19. 19
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Two questions for labour. Why at the last election was the national debt £800,000,000,000 and why did you lose over 100 parliamentry seats.

  20. 20
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Thank heavens your comment looks on the bright side.

  21. 21
    Well it's a thought says:

    I keep wondering who really won the General Election, everyone that comes on telly who appear to be in charge of the country seems to be a Libshite.

  22. 22
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Has Harman considered a female implant?

  23. 23
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Comment should be attached to 17. Uhh?

  24. 24
    NelsonsGoodeye says:

    Would that be The Dept. of Energy and Climate Change fraud? Can I just ask them (whilst I’m on the subject), “WHERE’S THE GLOBAL WARMING YOU PROMISED US, AND ARE TAXING ME UP TO THE HILT FOR, YOU LYING SANCTIMONIOUS BASTARDS”?

  25. 25
    Golly says:

    Because that Scottish twit called that big ugly fat woman in Rochdale a big nit. As if to stoke up the flames he went on to apologise to the racist and then tried to get her into number ten possibly through the front door.

    The money was all the fault of the Greeks.

  26. 26
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    thats not the whole story of course.

    Had he been able to handle a ball point pen, labour would have lost fewer seats.

  27. 27
    Don McLean says:

    “…[T]hey would not listen, they’re not listening still/
    Perhaps they never will…”
    I could have told you, Vincent, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. But at least you have the Vince Cable doll to keep you company now.

  28. 28
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Vince is a “Limp Dick” So she’s gone for a more “Upright Member”

  29. 29
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    How is Vince in the betting market? Or has she passed on inside information?

  30. 30
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Jacqui Smith has let herself go.

  31. 31
    50 Calibre says:

    Huhne’s up before the beak on Thursday…

  32. 32
    Really? says:

    Because its wisdom is timeless. We must never forget it, or dare give them the benefit of the doubt because the packaging around their structural incompetence has changed

  33. 33
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Because the title doesn’t say WHICH day.

  34. 34
    Really? says:

    Something happened at the turn of the millennium; our three-centuries old lodestone for scientific enquiry started acting in something like a policy-forming activist role. The Global Warming Policy Foundation calls it something like “the end of honest doubt”.

    With the changed personnel at DECC, we can only hope for rationalism to replace rent-seeking avian shredding mills and self-harming idiocy.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Golly that dates you! You have to be old enough to remember the pre-fridge era when milk ‘turned’ and butter went rancid. Happy days…

  36. 36
    jose says:

    As if to stoke up the flames he went on to apologise to the racist and then tried to get her into number ten possibly through the front door…..hey by the waY I found a websites where you can text for free , world wide its called textme4free.com

  37. 37
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Chris will get away with it, just like I did. The Grand Master has fixed it. Boaz.

  38. 38

    She must be desperate to jump ships.

             Ed + Davey = the worst of all possible worlds.
  39. 39
    MAOIst Conspiracy says:

    It also had nothing to do with an addiction to prescription medication because Alastair Campbell said so.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like he’s dressing as a woman for twelve months before getting the treatment. His Adam’s Apple is a giveaway.

  41. 41
    number please says:

    The job you were after was transferred to Apathy.

  42. 42
    number please says:

    Time stands still…

  43. 43
    number please says:

    Nope, you are clearly sane enough to recognise tripe when you see it, so you are ok. Treat your self to another beer.

  44. 44
    SpAd says:

    They do say that politics is just showbusiness for the physically unattractive.

  45. 45
    Legal crook says:

    A bigot is a person who cannot change their mind. Mrs Duffy was questioning her beliefs, to then be called a bigot by someone who kept saying ‘spend spend spend’ irrespective of the evidence and consequences. The one eyed idiot cannot even understand that he is the complete bigot.

  46. 46
    Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog says:

    Is this the same Katie Waring who is moon-lighting as a waitress in Frankie and Benny’s in Manchester?


    Every little helps.

  47. 47
    Well placed insider says:

    Could we just have a BIS Secretary of State who gets on with his job of freeing up business to create growth – not banging on about mansion taxes and a load of stuff he is not paid to worry about and we can’t afford to allow him to be distracted by.

    At this point, I’d even rather have Simon Hughes.

  48. 48
    John Sage says:

    She is probably right to leave the employ of a Government minister who wants to fine students for paying back their loans early. He should move to Greece.

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