Some Women are More Equal Than Others
How much would you pay for dinner with Harriet Harman? Well the going rate seems to be about £7,500 for a table or £750 per plate. It’s ok though, because you get a two free bottles of champagne…
The fourth annual Labour Party Women’s Dinner will be hosted in the Connaught Rooms in Covent Garden. Having eaten there, Guido would feel ripped off at £75, and that’s without the dubious company. One seat would cost a worker on minimum wage, doing 40 hour weeks, three weeks’ pay. Who exactly is Harman expecting to fork out for the occasion? Surely not those rich successful women?
Sexist!!!!
pilgrims party for the girls… all paid up union members… no doubt
You don’t mind if I take all the receipts, do you, it’s just one of those funny MP things?
Speaking of funny, you’ll never guess, but as I was driving here I bumped into another car (couldn’t stop, just one of those funny MP things), no you’ll never guess – but they didn’t recognise me. Hilarious!
Leader of the Feminst facist anti people party. Pay Women to have children then to abandon them because they are worth it. Feminism is the most divisive ideology ever perpetrated on the Human race by the Political and international banking elite. Bit like Racism. Its called Divide and conquer.
I don’t know, I’d go for an evening out. If Harriet Harmen will contact me, I could give her my bank details for her £750 bank transfer. If she’d send £1,500 I’d bring my wife as well.
“PATRON’s table”?
Surely that is sexist language.
And just for you AAT – a very special bonus offer!! – a very hard to come by unwashed pair that I wore once only beside Gordo at PMQs.
Hermetically sealed since then, – and worth quite a bit.
Offers?
Yup – all union sisters together. I am willing to go but Harriet wil have to pay me £750 for my plate. Now where are those fetching ear muffs – need them to prevent me barfing at the droning speeches.
It’s just as likely that her speeches will send you to sleep.
I would hate to be plated by Harriet Harman.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/16522424/Dirty-Slang-Dictionary
Have also eaten there a couple of times – very over-rated venue and very ordinary food. Last time was at a dinner attended by one of the wimmin shadow cabinet ministers: she couldn’t be bothered to shut up when the guest speakers were talking, and didn’t seem to have a clue about her brief! Disgraceful!
>£750 per plate
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plate
Definition 2?
*BUZZER* Wrong, Sir Aston; Definition No. 3!
Euugh, hope not
How come Harriet is attending a WOMEN’S dinner???
Plainly she has meat and 2 veg between her legs?
Its hard to believe that this young minx is the same species as those hairy lipped ugly fucking Labour Hunts.
Riding around in my Range Rover Evoque
looking for young girls to pick up and poke
Boaz.
ha ha
She would have to pay me…
She’d have to pay me, but I would have a more pressing engagement that day.
The two bottles of champagne are not free…….Anyway up the workers……..
Worse than that – it’s two bottles between ten people. Not two bottles each. What sort of a fucking dinner is that? A Celebration of Eid or something?
I might consider it but she’d need to pay me rather more than £75,000.
And I insist on a general anaesthetic.
Why the fuck would anyone want to listen to this dozy bitch farting out of her mouth?
You make her sound like a surrealist art exhibit.
Pity Francis Bacon’s dead. Only he could have shown her as she is.
or Lucian Freud.
Sounds like predatory capitalist pricing by the Connaught Rooms.
Well at least the price keeps the riffraff and those on benefits out. Only those above the cap need apply!
Just reading that link, are they able to refuse a booking from a person paying the table cost sans “donation element”? If so it’s scarcely a donation and therefore might be liable to inter alia VAT.
I foolishly went to wrong link which splendidly showed me
dozens of young Filipino women anxious to ‘go out’ with me.
It took ages to get back to the “Wimmins dinner”
What do you mean “wrong link”?
Can you imagine any situation more gut-churningly, toe-curlingly awful than being in a room full of rich socialist ‘wimmin’ getting loud and lairy about NHS reform while stuffing their faces and glugging champagne?
Euuughhhh *shivers*
Balls and Miliband giving it the Full Monty.
eg Milibland……….. You can keep your helmet on…………. oops too late
Can’t imagine there’ll be too many decent sorts in attendance either.
I think the quotation marks should have been around the word ‘socialist’.
the cliteratti
DIS IS BORDON GROWNNNNZZ FAULT INNIT, HE SOLD DAT GOLD FOR CHEAP
All her old friends from St Paul’s Girls School
Does one get to go home with her?
only if you are drunk, foolish and very unlucky.
…or lose the lucky draw raffle.
So how much are the staff paid?
It must be good if the food so expensive?
They’re all interns, of course. Hoping some of Harriet’s stardust will rub off on them, as it has for the glamorous Jack,
Make me the chef & I’ll give them something to remember
especially when they find all the toilets locked
Is DUEMA still going?
Is Lord Ed going to have another twitter Q and A soon?
Is Bliar?
All wimmin dinner?
Jack Dromey will be OK.
Is this advertised on punter net? What extras do you get for £750?
1 ) A good plating
2 ) A very rancid kebab
oh, and c) a very stong smell of fish.
The kebab I could take, but a plating from Harriet?
Will the Eagle sisters be allowed in?
No. It’s women only.
“One seat would cost a worker on minimum wage, doing 40 hour weeks, nearly three weeks’ pay.”. So what, a 100 hours at minimum wage is £75? Methinks someone’s maths needs a refresher course!
It’s correct actually. The cost is £750 per plate/head. Guido just said that he wouldn’t even be willing to pay £75, that’s all.
err.. £750 per ticket.
Min wage is £6.08..
So would take 123 hours to reach that.
123/40 hour weeks = 3
That’s MORE than 3 weeks, not “nearly”. I don’t think paying people £750 to sit with HH is enough anyway.
Read his article again!
its £ 750 per plate which at £ 7.50 per hour is 100 hours or 2.5 weeks of 40 hours
Simples
For a posh meal, I’d not expect to have to use the same plate all the way through.
It ain’t posh at the Connaught Rooms!
No need for plates it will be a help yourself buffet on a last come first served basis.
Harriet has booked the strippers. Bearing in mind the Labour huhnes, the lads are called cox-r-us.
More like Cox wi-coxpox-r-us
Harriet will be claiming this on expenses?
Annual dinner for women in labour?
How will they ever manage to fit in all the hospital beds?
laser designator … check
email to CIA telling them terrorists will be in the Connaught Rooms … check
predator drone armed with 2 hellfire missiles on standby … check
worth every penny!
The picture has me thinking of that song.
No, not ‘Lady in Red’.
What is it now?
Oh yes, ‘I’m a Fat Ugly Hypocritic Cow With No Sense Of Humour At All’
Julie Davies?
Hi de Hi, Campers.
We really have got an O-lympic style swimming pool.
Oh. And if you want to take part in our Who Wants To Be A Police Commissioner competition please go to the ball room where Ted Prescott will fill you in.
Fill you in? Fit you up would be nearer the truth.
I wouldn’t dine with her if she paid me.
I was really up for going to this , but, on checking my diary I find that I am cutting my toenails that evening : – oh dear how sad what a shame never mind.
I’d pay not to have dinner with Harriet Harman.
The first thing you think of, when thousands of quid is mentioned, is a new TV?
Whereas you probably think of how many hookers you can hire with it.
What’s wrong with hookers? Do you have a problem with women going out to work?
tat has a problem with wimmin in general. Gets all fidgety and uncomfortable in their presence. Give him a nice oriental call girl and he wouldn’t know where to start.
Oh deary me. projection.
Is there an All-Women short-list for this extravaganza ?
The Liebour party is riddled with discrimination, dontcha know ?
It’s normal for us Unite Teamster Union fatcats to fiddle and hide up our unjustified receipts…
It was all Cashpoint Levy’s fault you know
ASHCROFT!!! Look over there!!!! Behind you!!! Murdoch!!! Look over there!!!
Cretin – just look at the serious looks on those sitting around the pillock – “Sorry teacher, I took all the sweeties but I am sorry, I won’t do it again!”
If I had my way, I’d subject Abu Qatada to a personal talk from Gordon Brown. Half an hour of his tractor stats and Abu will be begging to be waterboarded.
Lol.
£750 is quite cheap compared to the Labour party dog’s dinner of a government.
I must be honest and say that I’d find it somewhat amusing if any of the chef’s/waiters spat or peed or sh@ in the food served to this b itch.
Come on Connaught staff, do your bit for England.
I think it’s more likely to be ‘all’ rather than ‘any’.
A bit like saying the the BBC is impartial, many of us are tired of this ‘Animal Farm’ style of equality! ( See dumblebee’s hand quver when she tries to silence IDS !)
the BBC is impartial
… they don’t mind who attacks the Tories, as that will let Labour win (notice how the Harridan sits quietly after initiating the disruption through the BBC stooge).
No matter which government allows the BBC extortion and propaganda racket to continue the BBC will suport Labour.
Tory party please note.
Do you not think that the BBC (and other media outlets for that matter) play up to the Government of the day no matter what huw of Red, Blue or sickly greenish it happens to be right now?
Biased corrupt c unts !
Mad Hattie Party is expensive … GUFFAW !!!
You could save a fortune by staying at home and enjoying a cup of tea in your Labour Party Mug (aren’t they all!)
As seen on their shop page….
Labour Party Mug
The perfect way to enjoy a tea or coffee after a long days campaigning. This product is available now in red….
Our Price: £6.00
you can even wear their badge…..
Labour Party Badge
Show your support for the Labour Party by wearing the new Labour Party badge. Was £2.00 each, now £1.00 for…
give it another 12 months of the two Edded monster and they wont be able to give them away!!
So Mr White has done a ‘Gordon’ on Rangers
Has Brown been seen at Ibrox recently?
I wonder who suggested that David Murray should have a knighthood
Hideously Whyte.
white is not responsible for Rangers Demise. David Murray is. It was Murray who instigated the years of Fuckenomics , spending money the club didnt have.
Harriet’s booked a dinner,
Men are not allowed.
Not even Michael Winner
Can be one of the crowd.
Toe-curlingly embarrassing
The meal is sure to be
Especially the harrassing
For even more mon-ey.
Harriet will remain oblivious
And to the back of her mind will shunt
Any signs that are so obvious
That people think she’s a
Prizes for the last rhyme?
Munt?
Flibbertigibbet
…pain in the bunt.
But she will at least know how to hold her knife and fork properly.
You don’t need a knife and fork for a cheese sandwich and a bag of crisps, which is about all you can get for 750 quid these days.
I went to a dreary company christmas do at the Connaught rooms a dozen or so years ago, and the food was gipping to say the least, but the company laid on a free bar all night, so not a dead loss.
Clearly Liebour are maximising their take on the night, and anyone who wants to give money to the scumbag traitors party, deserve being fvcked over! I mean, it’s not like Labour have a reputation for ripping every taxpayer off, is it!
Harriet looks to be channelling Marcel Marceau there.
She looks like she’s incapable of getting outside the box let alone thinking out side the box. Or is it it some reference to glass walls and ceilings.
Either that our she’s been trapped in the Phantom Zone like in Superman II. Although the woman in that film looks more like Cherie Blair.
It’s all very confusing.
“No one believes more firmly than Comrade Harman that all citizens are equal. She would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?”
- George Orwell, Animal Farm, Ch. 5
Its Ed’s big business women who are ripping off the system that they want to fork out that kind of cash, they figure a night with her (Hermen – Spelt correctly) and they will want to pay their taxes and be let out of the room.
So can I host a political party and ban women from coming?
Or does it only cut one way?
Yes, we know that Jacko faked his own death and is now living in a caravan on Pluto. We also know that arrangements are currently being made for Whitney Houston to join him. However , we have been locked in a desperate battle for years with Elvis and Buddy Holly and we are still strong. We are the Enlightened Ones and we will prevail!
Hello Mr Icke.
And me!
All of the above, except Icke and Buddy Holly, feature in the new consul game WII-hab.
Maybe I’m old fashioned but for £750 I’d expect maximum cleavage and exhausting versatility. In context, something of a nightmare
Harman”s a woman? fuckin ell.
By all accounts and the one time I saw her on question time I have to agree – she is remorselessly, unrelentingly thick.
But so well suited to that cow-hide clothing that she dons.
Gapingly obvious when she did PMQs during the interregnum. She needs a ‘party line’ to recite because, for the few crucial seconds of a TV newsclip, it is barely distinguishable from actual thinking.
If Harriet Harman wanted proof that Britain is indeed a tolerant country not requiring her PC bollocks she only need look in a mirror.
Where else in the world would put up with her shit other than countries whose MEN had forged the freedom she enjoys?
Piss off to Saudi Harriet.
We are all in this together Guido
We and my Unite payoff fiddling husband the one and only Dromey
ROFL and fuck all of your plebs
I wonder if the Labour Wimmin are going there because they’re all really men and can pop next door to the Mason’s Grand Temple to roll up one trouser leg and practice their funny handshakes (unless they’re going to attempt an occupation).
we’re gonna have a loverly time togevva, – us girls!
Does one get
BJWO and ATM for that Harriet
Bread and Jam With Onions and Another Tiny Mint?
Will my union buy a few tables at £7;500 a shot for the greater glory of the Dromeys then ?
Better see how much is left over from the
slush fundUnion Modernisation Fund.I wonder who’s doing the washing up?
What’s wrong with that then ? Gordon and I can’t see the problem.
Indeed Ned. Rangers have obviously cut too far too fast.
1997 -2010. There was no Boom and Bust during this timeframe. I abolished it.
And saved the world.
From 1997 to 2011 Rangers spent £160M more than they earned, and in addition dodged a further £45M tax from the use of EBT.
Sounds like a microcosm of Scotland.
Sounds like a microcosm of the entire UK, half of Europe and the USA too.
Curiously the Rangers fans app*ear to be blaming the management rather than the banks for lending them the money.
Yet the same fans, as reflected in their voting record, choose to blame the banks when such over-indebted fuckwittery happens on a national scale an totally absolve the management of any blame at all.
What a contrast eh?
One side of their little brains mustn’t talk to the other. Most likely no two neurons are in anyway connected.
Let’s hope a multi-millionaire Catholic, an English one (let’s be really awkward), comes to the table with a rescue deal. That would be a quite a quandary for the lads.
I was blissfully unaware of the ongoing religious war in Fucking Scotland until I was 23 years of age. I knew there was an issue in NI but the deep-rooted hatred in Fucking Scotalnd was news to me. It’s never mentioned in the ‘Visit Fucking Scotland’ ads for some reason.
I worked (in Gabon) with a Rangers fan who, after enquiring after my schooling and my ethnicity (Catholic, Ir*i*sh), cheerfully informed me that he was a Rangers fan. Not just any Rangers fan mind you. A principled Rangers fan.
The sort who had inherited his season ticket via his father and grandfather. Sixty or so years of occupying the same seat at Ibrox. But being a principled Rangers fan he’d returned his season ticket when they (Rangers) hired Mo Johnson.
Lovely people.
And thats “Fuckenomics”
You can always buy some influence with the next Labour government at £7,500 a throw you see
Mandelson, Levy, Mendelson, Dolly Draper and others perfected this influence peddling years ago
(Known to ordinary people as corruption)
Is Levy ‘real’?
I only ask as I get the feeling he’s made of plastic from the look of him, the twerp.
I bet they’re a bunch of Fabians anyway.
I met the Rangers chairman only last week and told him Rangers we’re sure to win the title this year.
Depends if I have to stuff the turkey
Christ on a bike.
If anyone books a table at this, please name and shame.
That’s an awful lot of dosh to see a clapped out old milker with a set of anal beads round her neck. Speaks volumes about those with the cash and indeed their motives!
I’m buying a table. I’m not bringing any guests, though; I’m going to eat all ten dinners. Are they serving you-know-what, does anyone know?
Rice and peas, dear?
I’m afraid that’s off, as is the curry goat and the oxtail with dumplings.
You’ll have to make do with champagne and caviar like the rest of them.
Larks tongues on a bed of samphire with a blueberry jus?
I look at her photo and think, is she natural, Brazillian or shaved?
You are Wayne Rooney and I claim my free hair transplant.
I must have had a ‘senior’ moment.
I understood a Wayne Rooney was some kind of ginger monkey, can this be right?
In the words of a favourite boat club song
“The hairs on her dicky-di-dum hang known to her knees etc.etc”
Trust me, I’ve plaited them many times.
Let’s definitely but DEFINITELY not go there, please!
My botty is bleeding.
Just like being in I.ran ??
Get a couple of tits tattooed on your back – the bloke in cell 54 will do it for a blowjob.
It’s Feb the 14th loverboy.
Being married to Jack Dromey means Harriet has more than enough contact with the riff-raff when she’s at home. £75 to sit in her gracious presence keeps the poor folk away from her when she’s out.
I heard that Jack has to sit down on the loo to have a pee, just like the ladieeeees do. No standing allowed.
There’s a notice in their powder room that reads: We aim to please; your aim helps. So he takes no unnecessary risks of an ear-bashing.
What time is the stripper on?
Are we having a guess the size of his willie competition?
How much are the tickets and what are the prizes.?
Do you have to be on an electoral roll to buy a ticket?
£750.00 is a hell of of a lot of dosh for a meal considering a bbbj cim is only £20 on my night out.
It’s good to know that the hypocritic Liebour sisterhood will enjoy quaffing the same champagne for which they regularly deride Tories.
But what will Hattie’s favourite forum “the court of public opinion” think of it all?
They won’t hear about it. It’ll be hushed up.
Probably Albanian champagne, brewed in oil drums. These people wouldn’t know quality if it bit them on the a….
Hatemen one of the few who inflicted this on the many.
http://tinyurl.com/7fbmmgv
Christ Guido that photo of Cilla Black you’ve posted at the top of the page shows how badly she’s aged, poor old Cilla looks dead rough. Is she the entertainment?
I wouldn’t eat Harriet if you paid me £750.
OK. I’ll make it a Grand. If you do a good job, I’ll take my teeth out and give you a lovely mumble in return.
Taste my meatballs for a tenner. Form an orderly queue ladies.
Further that bytch betta have my dinner prepared before she goes out whining and dinning.
I’ve seen the guest list. Top union leaders and Pilgrims.
Many of the lodges which meet next door at Freemasons’ Hall dine at the Connaught Rooms. A chance for a photographer to snap La Harperson surrounded by the Brethren?
Mind you, they might sue for libel and they’d be right.
One may expect a few Lady Pilgrims, slipping through on Trade Union tickets.
Better to hold it on Rockall instead of the Connaught Rooms. Then all the Harpies can sing against the Atlantic Gales. There must be some Scots sailors up there desperate enough to screw Harperson & the Sisters into oblivion. Or perhaps they all fancy SNP talent instead nowadays, and wouldn’t touch her soggy Liebour wrinkles.
I’d need a hell of a lot more than 2 bottles of champagne to be even within a mile of Ms Harperson – a load of Co(a)ke, a case of Scotch and a few bitters might help. What a ghastly woooman she is.
I’m glad i am not married to her.
£75? For that I’d expect her to put on a floor show with a Shetland pony. And a dwarf thrown in.
we can on;y hope they all choke on the sort of bile they feed the rest of us from their high towers of safety nets .
I’ve tried to order 10 tables @ £75k for Ed Miliband – anyone got a cloned credit card ?
I have as much desire to dine with Harriet Hormone as I have to eat my own testicles, although knowing her, they would probably be on the menu.
Will there be a wet teeshirt contest because if there is you can count me in.
Their jaws will be drooping on the top table.
Their tits not the jaws will be doing the drooping. Beware any drawers that dropping as well.
How much do I have to pay to NOT have dinner with her?
I guess at that price it’ll be working girls only- no-one else could afford it.
I wonder how they’ll get on?