February 14th, 2012

Some Women are More Equal Than Others

How much would you pay for dinner with Harriet Harman? Well the going rate seems to be about £7,500 for a table or £750 per plate. It’s ok though, because you get a two free bottles of champagne…

The fourth annual Labour Party Women’s Dinner will be hosted in the Connaught Rooms in Covent Garden. Having eaten there, Guido would feel ripped off at £75, and that’s without the dubious company. One seat would cost a worker on minimum wage, doing 40 hour weeks, three weeks’ pay. Who exactly is Harman expecting to fork out for the occasion? Surely not those rich successful women?


188 Comments

  1. 1
    Dave says:

    Sexist!!!!

  2. 2
    PeteTheLegend says:

    She would have to pay me…

  3. 3
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Why the fuck would anyone want to listen to this dozy bitch farting out of her mouth?

  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Sounds like predatory capitalist pricing by the Connaught Rooms.

  5. 5
    Allan D says:

    Well at least the price keeps the riffraff and those on benefits out. Only those above the cap need apply!

  6. 6
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Just reading that link, are they able to refuse a booking from a person paying the table cost sans “donation element”? If so it’s scarcely a donation and therefore might be liable to inter alia VAT.

  7. 7
    SpAd says:

    Can you imagine any situation more gut-churningly, toe-curlingly awful than being in a room full of rich socialist ‘wimmin’ getting loud and lairy about NHS reform while stuffing their faces and glugging champagne?

    Euuughhhh *shivers*

  8. 8
    Johnno List says:

    DIS IS BORDON GROWNNNNZZ FAULT INNIT, HE SOLD DAT GOLD FOR CHEAP

  9. 9
    Lord Stansted says:

    Does one get to go home with her?

  10. 10
    Heh! says:

    So how much are the staff paid?

    It must be good if the food so expensive?

  11. 11
    Percy Longprong says:

    All her old friends from St Paul’s Girls School

  12. 12
    Watch says:

    Is DUEMA still going?

    Is Lord Ed going to have another twitter Q and A soon?

  13. 13
    Tart with no heart says:

    All wimmin dinner?

    Jack Dromey will be OK.

  14. 14
    meme says:

    pilgrims party for the girls… all paid up union members… no doubt

  15. 15
    Desperate says:

    Is this advertised on punter net? What extras do you get for £750?

  16. 16
    2b or not 2b says:

    Will the Eagle sisters be allowed in?

  17. 17
    Send Guido back to school says:

    “One seat would cost a worker on minimum wage, doing 40 hour weeks, nearly three weeks’ pay.”. So what, a 100 hours at minimum wage is £75? Methinks someone’s maths needs a refresher course! ;-)

  18. 18
    Chip'n'Dale says:

    Harriet has booked the strippers. Bearing in mind the Labour huhnes, the lads are called cox-r-us.

  19. 19
    You can have your cake and eat it says:

    Harriet will be claiming this on expenses?

  20. 20
    Ob Stet Rick says:

    Annual dinner for women in labour?

    How will they ever manage to fit in all the hospital beds?

  21. 21
    Johnno List says:

    It’s correct actually. The cost is £750 per plate/head. Guido just said that he wouldn’t even be willing to pay £75, that’s all.

  22. 22
    Rh- says:

    laser designator … check
    email to CIA telling them terrorists will be in the Connaught Rooms … check
    predator drone armed with 2 hellfire missiles on standby … check

    worth every penny!

  23. 23
    MyTunes says:

    The picture has me thinking of that song.

    No, not ‘Lady in Red’.

    What is it now?

    Oh yes, ‘I’m a Fat Ugly Hypocritic Cow With No Sense Of Humour At All’

  24. 24
    Josh says:

    I wouldn’t dine with her if she paid me.

  25. 25
    Pilgrim Ahoy says:

    Julie Davies?

  26. 26
    £7500 would buy you a brand new state of the art 52" HD 3D plasma TV says:

    I’d pay not to have dinner with Harriet Harman.

  27. 27
    Neo-Guido says:

    err.. £750 per ticket.

    Min wage is £6.08..

    So would take 123 hours to reach that.

    123/40 hour weeks = 3

  28. 28
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Is there an All-Women short-list for this extravaganza ?

    The Liebour party is riddled with discrimination, dontcha know ?

  29. 29
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    >£750 per plate

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plate

    Definition 2?

  30. 30
    Gonk says:

    I foolishly went to wrong link which splendidly showed me
    dozens of young Filipino women anxious to ‘go out’ with me.
    It took ages to get back to the “Wimmins dinner”

  31. 31
    Basic Sums says:

    Read his article again!
    its £ 750 per plate which at £ 7.50 per hour is 100 hours or 2.5 weeks of 40 hours
    Simples

  32. 32
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    They’re all interns, of course. Hoping some of Harriet’s stardust will rub off on them, as it has for the glamorous Jack,

  33. 33
    Cruel and unusual punishment says:

    If I had my way, I’d subject Abu Qatada to a personal talk from Gordon Brown. Half an hour of his tractor stats and Abu will be begging to be waterboarded.

  34. 34
    Send Guido back to school says:

    That’s MORE than 3 weeks, not “nearly”. I don’t think paying people £750 to sit with HH is enough anyway.

  35. 35
    Stinkfinger says:

    £750 is quite cheap compared to the Labour party dog’s dinner of a government.

  36. 36
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    For a posh meal, I’d not expect to have to use the same plate all the way through.

  37. 37
    Am I wrong to delight in this thought says:

    I must be honest and say that I’d find it somewhat amusing if any of the chef’s/waiters spat or peed or sh@ in the food served to this b itch.
    Come on Connaught staff, do your bit for England.

  38. 38
    Where Eagles Scare says:

    No. It’s women only.

  39. 39
    Jack Dromey MP says:

    *BUZZER* Wrong, Sir Aston; Definition No. 3!

  40. 40
    daveyone1 says:

    A bit like saying the the BBC is impartial, many of us are tired of this ‘Animal Farm’ style of equality! ( See dumblebee’s hand quver when she tries to silence IDS !)

  41. 41
    LEST WE FORGET says:

  42. 42
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    The first thing you think of, when thousands of quid is mentioned, is a new TV?

  43. 43
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Mad Hattie Party is expensive … GUFFAW !!!

  44. 44
    Basic Sums says:

    You could save a fortune by staying at home and enjoying a cup of tea in your Labour Party Mug (aren’t they all!)
    As seen on their shop page….
    Labour Party Mug

    The perfect way to enjoy a tea or coffee after a long days campaigning. This product is available now in red….

    Our Price: £6.00

    you can even wear their badge…..

    Labour Party Badge

    Show your support for the Labour Party by wearing the new Labour Party badge. Was £2.00 each, now £1.00 for…

    give it another 12 months of the two Edded monster and they wont be able to give them away!!

  45. 45
    Popeye says:

    She’d have to pay me, but I would have a more pressing engagement that day.

  46. 46

    Balls and Miliband giving it the Full Monty.

  47. 47
    Your priority says:

    Whereas you probably think of how many hookers you can hire with it.

  48. 48
    Tom Tomos says:

    It ain’t posh at the Connaught Rooms!

  49. 49
    Steve Miliband says:

    So Mr White has done a ‘Gordon’ on Rangers

  50. 50
    Mrs Dromey GTFH says:

    Harriet’s booked a dinner,
    Men are not allowed.
    Not even Michael Winner
    Can be one of the crowd.

    Toe-curlingly embarrassing
    The meal is sure to be
    Especially the harrassing
    For even more mon-ey.

    Harriet will remain oblivious
    And to the back of her mind will shunt
    Any signs that are so obvious
    That people think she’s a

    Prizes for the last rhyme?

  51. 51
    Jock Strapped says:

    But she will at least know how to hold her knife and fork properly.

  52. 52
    Will Gompertz’s absent toupee says:

    Euugh, hope not

  53. 53
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    I went to a dreary company christmas do at the Connaught rooms a dozen or so years ago, and the food was gipping to say the least, but the company laid on a free bar all night, so not a dead loss.

    Clearly Liebour are maximising their take on the night, and anyone who wants to give money to the scumbag traitors party, deserve being fvcked over! I mean, it’s not like Labour have a reputation for ripping every taxpayer off, is it!

  54. 54
    jgm2 says:

    Harriet looks to be channelling Marcel Marceau there.

    She looks like she’s incapable of getting outside the box let alone thinking out side the box. Or is it it some reference to glass walls and ceilings.

    Either that our she’s been trapped in the Phantom Zone like in Superman II. Although the woman in that film looks more like Cherie Blair.

    It’s all very confusing.

  55. 55
    Labour = Human Filth says:

    “No one believes more firmly than Comrade Harman that all citizens are equal. She would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?”

    – George Orwell, Animal Farm, Ch. 5

  56. 56
    Dusty says:

    eg Milibland……….. You can keep your helmet on…………. oops too late

  57. 57
    Stinkfinger says:

    No need for plates it will be a help yourself buffet on a last come first served basis.

  58. 58

    Its Ed’s big business women who are ripping off the system that they want to fork out that kind of cash, they figure a night with her (Hermen – Spelt correctly) and they will want to pay their taxes and be let out of the room.

  59. 59
    Harridan H says:

    You don’t mind if I take all the receipts, do you, it’s just one of those funny MP things?

    Speaking of funny, you’ll never guess, but as I was driving here I bumped into another car (couldn’t stop, just one of those funny MP things), no you’ll never guess – but they didn’t recognise me. Hilarious!

  60. 60
    jgm2 says:

    What’s wrong with hookers? Do you have a problem with women going out to work?

  61. 61
    Uncle Monty says:

    So can I host a political party and ban women from coming?

    Or does it only cut one way?

  62. 62
    Tony Bliar is really not a nice person says:

    The two bottles of champagne are not free…….Anyway up the workers……..

  63. 63
    whats with writing comments where your name should be then says:

    Oh deary me. projection.

  64. 64
    Illuminati says:

    Yes, we know that Jacko faked his own death and is now living in a caravan on Pluto. We also know that arrangements are currently being made for Whitney Houston to join him. However , we have been locked in a desperate battle for years with Elvis and Buddy Holly and we are still strong. We are the Enlightened Ones and we will prevail!

  65. 65

    Hi de Hi, Campers.

    We really have got an O-lympic style swimming pool.

    Oh. And if you want to take part in our Who Wants To Be A Police Commissioner competition please go to the ball room where Ted Prescott will fill you in.

  66. 66
    jgm2 says:

    Hello Mr Icke.

  67. 67
    The Golem says:

    Maybe I’m old fashioned but for £750 I’d expect maximum cleavage and exhausting versatility. In context, something of a nightmare

  68. 68
    jgm2 says:

    Worse than that – it’s two bottles between ten people. Not two bottles each. What sort of a fucking dinner is that? A Celebration of Eid or something?

  69. 69
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Can’t imagine there’ll be too many decent sorts in attendance either.

  70. 70

    I don’t know, I’d go for an evening out. If Harriet Harmen will contact me, I could give her my bank details for her £750 bank transfer. If she’d send £1,500 I’d bring my wife as well.

  71. 71
    Cleaner who scrapes bogies from off the benches says:

    I think it’s more likely to be ‘all’ rather than ‘any’.

  72. 72
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Harman”s a woman? fuckin ell.

  73. 73
    Stinkfinger says:

    If Harriet Harman wanted proof that Britain is indeed a tolerant country not requiring her PC bollocks she only need look in a mirror.
    Where else in the world would put up with her shit other than countries whose MEN had forged the freedom she enjoys?
    Piss off to Saudi Harriet.

  74. 74
    Earl's niece Harriet says:

    We are all in this together Guido

    We and my Unite payoff fiddling husband the one and only Dromey

    ROFL and fuck all of your plebs

  75. 75
    Fish says:

    I wonder if the Labour Wimmin are going there because they’re all really men and can pop next door to the Mason’s Grand Temple to roll up one trouser leg and practice their funny handshakes (unless they’re going to attempt an occupation).

  76. 76
    Dromey ex treasurer of the Labour Party when it flogged titles says:

    It’s normal for us Unite Teamster Union fatcats to fiddle and hide up our unjustified receipts…

  77. 77
    jgm2 says:

    By all accounts and the one time I saw her on question time I have to agree – she is remorselessly, unrelentingly thick.

  78. 78
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Cretin – just look at the serious looks on those sitting around the pillock – “Sorry teacher, I took all the sweeties but I am sorry, I won’t do it again!”

  79. 79
    tube_thumper says:

    Does one get

    BJWO and ATM for that Harriet

  80. 80
    Jack Dromey with his hand in the Unite till says:

    It was all Cashpoint Levy’s fault you know

  81. 81
    Unite member says:

    Will my union buy a few tables at £7;500 a shot for the greater glory of the Dromeys then ?

  82. 82
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Has Brown been seen at Ibrox recently?

    I wonder who suggested that David Murray should have a knighthood

  83. 83
    Doctor Mick says:

    I wonder who’s doing the washing up?

  84. 84
    jgm2 says:

    ASHCROFT!!! Look over there!!!! Behind you!!! Murdoch!!! Look over there!!!

  85. 85
    jgm2 says:

    Better see how much is left over from the slush fund Union Modernisation Fund.

  86. 86
    What does this remind you off? says:

  87. 87
    Labour Party spin doctor says:

    You can always buy some influence with the next Labour government at £7,500 a throw you see

    Mandelson, Levy, Mendelson, Dolly Draper and others perfected this influence peddling years ago

    (Known to ordinary people as corruption)

  88. 88
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “PATRON’s table”?

    Surely that is sexist language.

  89. 89
    Steve Lloyd says:

    Is Bliar?

  90. 90
    Hatty says:

    And just for you AAT – a very special bonus offer!! – a very hard to come by unwashed pair that I wore once only beside Gordo at PMQs.

    Hermetically sealed since then, – and worth quite a bit.

    Offers?

  91. 91
    Jackie Dromedary, the only gal with a cock and no clit says:

    we’re gonna have a loverly time togevva, – us girls!

  92. 92
    Doctor Mick says:

    tat has a problem with wimmin in general. Gets all fidgety and uncomfortable in their presence. Give him a nice oriental call girl and he wouldn’t know where to start.

  93. 93
    BBC says:

    Hideously Whyte.

  94. 94
    Steve Lloyd says:

    Lol.

  95. 95
    Charmless Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    What’s wrong with that then ? Gordon and I can’t see the problem.

  96. 96
    Cap'n Bob says:

    And me!

  97. 97
    East India Company wallah says:

    More like Cox wi-coxpox-r-us

  98. 98
    Loungelizard says:

    I bet they’re a bunch of Fabians anyway.

  99. 99
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed Ned. Rangers have obviously cut too far too fast.

  100. 100
    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    How come Harriet is attending a WOMEN’S dinner???
    Plainly she has meat and 2 veg between her legs?

  101. 101
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    1997 -2010. There was no Boom and Bust during this timeframe. I abolished it.

  102. 102
    M says:

    Make me the chef & I’ll give them something to remember
    especially when they find all the toilets locked

  103. 103
    SaltPetre says:

    You make her sound like a surrealist art exhibit.

  104. 104
    Steve Lloyd says:

    All of the above, except Icke and Buddy Holly, feature in the new consul game WII-hab.

  105. 105
    Gordoom Brown says:

    I met the Rangers chairman only last week and told him Rangers we’re sure to win the title this year.

  106. 106
    Gobbets Raw says:

    Munt?

  107. 107
    Zorro says:

    Depends if I have to stuff the turkey

  108. 108
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Christ on a bike.
    If anyone books a table at this, please name and shame.

  109. 109
    Spank Sinatra says:

    That’s an awful lot of dosh to see a clapped out old milker with a set of anal beads round her neck. Speaks volumes about those with the cash and indeed their motives!

  110. 110
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    I’m buying a table. I’m not bringing any guests, though; I’m going to eat all ten dinners. Are they serving you-know-what, does anyone know?

  111. 111
    ToonBob... says:

    I look at her photo and think, is she natural, Brazillian or shaved?

  112. 112
    Lord Justice Pickles says:

    Yup – all union sisters together. I am willing to go but Harriet wil have to pay me £750 for my plate. Now where are those fetching ear muffs – need them to prevent me barfing at the droning speeches.

  113. 113
    Cleaner who scrapes bogies from off the benches says:

    the BBC is impartial
    … they don’t mind who attacks the Tories, as that will let Labour win (notice how the Harridan sits quietly after initiating the disruption through the BBC stooge).

    No matter which government allows the BBC extortion and propaganda racket to continue the BBC will suport Labour.

    Tory party please note.

  114. 114
    jgm2 says:

    You are Wayne Rooney and I claim my free hair transplant.

  115. 115
    Doctor Mick says:

    From 1997 to 2011 Rangers spent £160M more than they earned, and in addition dodged a further £45M tax from the use of EBT.

    Sounds like a microcosm of Scotland.

  116. 116
    jgm2 says:

    Sounds like a microcosm of the entire UK, half of Europe and the USA too.

  117. 117
    jgm2 says:

    Curiously the Rangers fans app*ear to be blaming the management rather than the banks for lending them the money.

    Yet the same fans, as reflected in their voting record, choose to blame the banks when such over-indebted fuckwittery happens on a national scale an totally absolve the management of any blame at all.

    What a contrast eh?

    One side of their little brains mustn’t talk to the other. Most likely no two neurons are in anyway connected.

  118. 118
    Harriet Dromey, didlley-ey-ey-ey says:

    But so well suited to that cow-hide clothing that she dons.

  119. 119
    Ali Dizaei says:

    My botty is bleeding.

  120. 120
    Doctor Mick says:

    Let’s hope a multi-millionaire Catholic, an English one (let’s be really awkward), comes to the table with a rescue deal. That would be a quite a quandary for the lads.

  121. 121
    Anyone for tennis, Tone says:

    Is Levy ‘real’?
    I only ask as I get the feeling he’s made of plastic from the look of him, the twerp.

  122. 122
    Steve Lloyd says:

    And saved the world.

  123. 123
    Desperate Dan says:

    Being married to Jack Dromey means Harriet has more than enough contact with the riff-raff when she’s at home. £75 to sit in her gracious presence keeps the poor folk away from her when she’s out.

  124. 124
    ToonBob... says:

    I must have had a ‘senior’ moment.

  125. 125
    The Paragnostic says:

    Rice and peas, dear?

    I’m afraid that’s off, as is the curry goat and the oxtail with dumplings.

    You’ll have to make do with champagne and caviar like the rest of them.

  126. 126
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    What time is the stripper on?

    Are we having a guess the size of his willie competition?

    How much are the tickets and what are the prizes.?

    Do you have to be on an electoral roll to buy a ticket?

  127. 127
    Desperate Dan says:

    Larks tongues on a bed of samphire with a blueberry jus?

  128. 128
    Loungelizard says:

    I understood a Wayne Rooney was some kind of ginger monkey, can this be right?

  129. 129
    ToonBob... says:

    Just like being in I.ran ??

  130. 130
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    It’s just as likely that her speeches will send you to sleep.

  131. 131
    ToonBob... says:

    £750.00 is a hell of of a lot of dosh for a meal considering a bbbj cim is only £20 on my night out.

  132. 132
    jgm2 says:

    I was blissfully unaware of the ongoing religious war in Fucking Scotland until I was 23 years of age. I knew there was an issue in NI but the deep-rooted hatred in Fucking Scotalnd was news to me. It’s never mentioned in the ‘Visit Fucking Scotland’ ads for some reason.

    I worked (in Gabon) with a Rangers fan who, after enquiring after my schooling and my ethnicity (Catholic, Ir*i*sh), cheerfully informed me that he was a Rangers fan. Not just any Rangers fan mind you. A principled Rangers fan.

    The sort who had inherited his season ticket via his father and grandfather. Sixty or so years of occupying the same seat at Ibrox. But being a principled Rangers fan he’d returned his season ticket when they (Rangers) hired Mo Johnson.

    Lovely people.

  133. 133
    CT says:

    It’s good to know that the hypocritic Liebour sisterhood will enjoy quaffing the same champagne for which they regularly deride Tories.

    But what will Hattie’s favourite forum “the court of public opinion” think of it all?

  134. 134
    ToonBob... says:

    I heard that Jack has to sit down on the loo to have a pee, just like the ladieeeees do. No standing allowed.

  135. 135
    Steve Lloyd says:

    Hatemen one of the few who inflicted this on the many.

    http://tinyurl.com/7fbmmgv

  136. 136
    Desperate Dan says:

    They won’t hear about it. It’ll be hushed up.

  137. 137
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    Fill you in? Fit you up would be nearer the truth.

  138. 138
    Tachybaptus says:

    Pity Francis Bacon’s dead. Only he could have shown her as she is.

  139. 139
    Loungelizard says:

    Probably Albanian champagne, brewed in oil drums. These people wouldn’t know quality if it bit them on the a….

  140. 140
    Loungelizard says:

    Christ Guido that photo of Cilla Black you’ve posted at the top of the page shows how badly she’s aged, poor old Cilla looks dead rough. Is she the entertainment?

  141. 141
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    I wouldn’t eat Harriet if you paid me £750.

  142. 142
    Mrs Jaqueline Dromey says:

    Taste my meatballs for a tenner. Form an orderly queue ladies.
    Further that bytch betta have my dinner prepared before she goes out whining and dinning.

  143. 143
    Really? says:

    Gapingly obvious when she did PMQs during the interregnum. She needs a ‘party line’ to recite because, for the few crucial seconds of a TV newsclip, it is barely distinguishable from actual thinking.

  144. 144
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I’ve seen the guest list. Top union leaders and Pilgrims.

  145. 145
    Gonk says:

    Flibbertigibbet

  146. 146
    THIS is a proper woman says:

    Its hard to believe that this young minx is the same species as those hairy lipped ugly fucking Labour Hunts.

  147. 147
    Andrew says:

    Many of the lodges which meet next door at Freemasons’ Hall dine at the Connaught Rooms. A chance for a photographer to snap La Harperson surrounded by the Brethren?

    Mind you, they might sue for libel and they’d be right.

  148. 148
    Tuscan Tony says:

    What do you mean “wrong link”?

  149. 149
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    One may expect a few Lady Pilgrims, slipping through on Trade Union tickets.

  150. 150
    Synic says:

    Better to hold it on Rockall instead of the Connaught Rooms. Then all the Harpies can sing against the Atlantic Gales. There must be some Scots sailors up there desperate enough to screw Harperson & the Sisters into oblivion. Or perhaps they all fancy SNP talent instead nowadays, and wouldn’t touch her soggy Liebour wrinkles.

  151. 151
    The Archbishop of Canterbury says:

    I’d need a hell of a lot more than 2 bottles of champagne to be even within a mile of Ms Harperson – a load of Co(a)ke, a case of Scotch and a few bitters might help. What a ghastly woooman she is.

  152. 152
    Hot Harpy says:

    OK. I’ll make it a Grand. If you do a good job, I’ll take my teeth out and give you a lovely mumble in return.

  153. 153
    Roger The lodger says:

    £75? For that I’d expect her to put on a floor show with a Shetland pony. And a dwarf thrown in.

  154. 154
    Bubba says:

    Get a couple of tits tattooed on your back – the bloke in cell 54 will do it for a blowjob.

    It’s Feb the 14th loverboy.

  155. 155
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    I would hate to be plated by Harriet Harman.

  156. 156
    Ivor Tapeworm says:
  157. 157
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    or Lucian Freud.

  158. 158

    we can on;y hope they all choke on the sort of bile they feed the rest of us from their high towers of safety nets .

  159. 159
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    I think the quotation marks should have been around the word ‘socialist’.

  160. 160
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    1 ) A good plating
    2 ) A very rancid kebab

  161. 161
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    oh, and c) a very stong smell of fish.

  162. 162
    Drome the Drone says:

    In the words of a favourite boat club song
    “The hairs on her dicky-di-dum hang known to her knees etc.etc”
    Trust me, I’ve plaited them many times.

  163. 163
    Andrew says:

    Let’s definitely but DEFINITELY not go there, please!

  164. 164
    Golly says:

    I’m glad i am not married to her.

  165. 165
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Riding around in my Range Rover Evoque
    looking for young girls to pick up and poke
    Boaz.

  166. 166
    CeeJay says:

    I was really up for going to this , but, on checking my diary I find that I am cutting my toenails that evening : – oh dear how sad what a shame never mind.

  167. 167
    ActiveMuscle says:

    The kebab I could take, but a plating from Harriet?

  168. 168
    spad u like says:

    only if you are drunk, foolish and very unlucky.

  169. 169
    Corrupt and bent as fuck says:

    Biased corrupt c unts !

  170. 170
    Corrupt and bent as fuck says:

    white is not responsible for Rangers Demise. David Murray is. It was Murray who instigated the years of Fuckenomics , spending money the club didnt have.

  171. 171
    Corrupt and bent as fuck says:

    And thats “Fuckenomics”

  172. 172
    Evil Landlord says:

    I’ve tried to order 10 tables @ £75k for Ed Miliband – anyone got a cloned credit card ?

  173. 173
    Gaylord says:

    Have also eaten there a couple of times – very over-rated venue and very ordinary food. Last time was at a dinner attended by one of the wimmin shadow cabinet ministers: she couldn’t be bothered to shut up when the guest speakers were talking, and didn’t seem to have a clue about her brief! Disgraceful!

  174. 174

    I have as much desire to dine with Harriet Hormone as I have to eat my own testicles, although knowing her, they would probably be on the menu.

  175. 175
    number please says:

    …or lose the lucky draw raffle.

  176. 176
    number please says:

    …pain in the bunt.

  177. 177
    number please says:

    You don’t need a knife and fork for a cheese sandwich and a bag of crisps, which is about all you can get for 750 quid these days.

  178. 178
    number please says:

    Bread and Jam With Onions and Another Tiny Mint?

  179. 179
    number please says:

    There’s a notice in their powder room that reads: We aim to please; your aim helps. So he takes no unnecessary risks of an ear-bashing.

  180. 180
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Will there be a wet teeshirt contest because if there is you can count me in.

    Their jaws will be drooping on the top table.

  181. 181
    Bad Dreamer says:

    Their tits not the jaws will be doing the drooping. Beware any drawers that dropping as well.

  182. 182
    Isambard Brunel says:

    How much do I have to pay to NOT have dinner with her?

  183. 183
    Daveyone says:

    Do you not think that the BBC (and other media outlets for that matter) play up to the Government of the day no matter what huw of Red, Blue or sickly greenish it happens to be right now?

  184. 184
    Xenophon says:

    I might consider it but she’d need to pay me rather more than £75,000.

    And I insist on a general anaesthetic.

  185. 185
    lying Politician says:

    Leader of the Feminst facist anti people party. Pay Women to have children then to abandon them because they are worth it. Feminism is the most divisive ideology ever perpetrated on the Human race by the Political and international banking elite. Bit like Racism. Its called Divide and conquer.

  186. 186
    C. Haughty says:

    the cliteratti

  187. 187
    Pat says:

    I guess at that price it’ll be working girls only- no-one else could afford it.
    I wonder how they’ll get on?

  188. 188
    walnoots says:

    ha ha


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