After a diary error left Dave, Nick, George and Danny dining together tonight, a quick reorganisation was undertaken by civil servants to allow ”the quad” to spend the Valentine’s Day evening with their wives. Guido has been wondering whether such action would have taken place at “the Quartet”. Anyone know if the Blairs will be spending Valentine’s Day together?
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Iran’s military chief-of-staff, Major General Hassan Firouzabadi…
“The Iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is the full annihilation of Israel”.
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Another baby? No?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you kiss me,
I’ll give you the flu.
Rosettes were red,
Policies were blue,
If you voted for me,
I laughed at you.
Hello Miranda. Riddling season forecast to be especially good this year in Cape Cod. America’s economic implosion caused by the bankers means lots of little sweet boys needing to sell their bottoms.
A night with Cherie would be ample punishment for Tony’s sins.
Policies were blue?
Like mass immigration, massive increases in state dependency, etc.?
No, Blair stood for nothing, except material gain for himself.
An what is wrong with mass immigration and massive increases in state dependency? This is what we Liberal Democrats stand for, thses people vote for us.
Sounds like Blue policies to me in what way is Cast Iron Dave different? If we had True Blue then cut, cut, cut and cut again. Sell off the NHS, sell off the state education system and slash taxes 60% across the board. Stop rewarding people for kids they can’t afford. That’s True Blue
http://www.thenews.pl/9/7/Artykul/90148,Poland-condemns-‘intolerant-Dutch-website
Others do something about it… we just talk about it.
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Poodle Blair, he stood for that. But ultimately he stood for nowt except his pocket. so true.
Why does the fat bogtrotter poof persist in the charade that I’m some sort of ladies’ man? Every fucker knows I’m a humungous arse bandit. Ask Gordon and Mandy.
Next the obese bogtrotter will be claiming the Filth are a force for law and order in Britain and we should help them by contributing to Crimestoppers. What a total wanker.
True and that is one ugly beard.
Rosettes were red
policies were blue
after defrauding expences
the blairs are richer than you
mad frankie was blue
when he went to the loo
‘cos his arse was red raw
and his cock had the flu
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you suggest we are splitting
Then Cherie will sue.
The only babies those two are interested in now have the Queens head on, and I don’t mean Mandy.
Rosemary’s Baby
It’s Alive!
The Omen
The Deadly Spawn
Now I’m really scared
doubt it – they’re getting divorced soon..
Hey guys!
I’m a straight kinda guy – straight to whether the money is!!
Seriously, guys….I’m in Jerusalem right night working for world peace….30 pieces of silver!
Actually, not spending Valentine eve with dear Cherie as I have some very special personal duties to carry out in the MidEast….watch this space!
I can’t stand the thought of F**king Cherie. Bliar isn’t so lucky!
Remember the good ol’ days eh Tone, when Caroline Caplin would sneak in via the back door for your regular – ahem – massage session. Back in the day, when The Current Bun was still on board and the world was yours? What ‘appened you f*ck up?
http://www.blairmarriagefamilytherapy.com/
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Thanks to you bringing in the Human Rights act
Me and my pals have become rich and powerful beyond our wildest dreams
For Valentines, I love money and freebies.
Must be a nightmare wakening up next to CB
Yep, for as much as I hate Tony Bliar knowing he wakes up to her most mornings makes me feel much better about the bastard………
For all that money he still has to travel everywhere surrounded by security. While he may have a shit-load of cash he spends every day knowing that somebody might break ranks and spill the beans on how it’s all
launderedaccounted for. Or somebody emerge from the woodwork and give chapter and verse on the 1997 – 2007 years including Iraq. Any picture you see of him these days he looks more and more sick and haunted.The fucker must shit himself every time a car backfires within half a mile. He looks like he’s lost about three stone since he fled the UK.
All those bodyguards knowing your most intimate secrets and meetings. Just so he can spend more time with his ill-gotten loot. Not for him the anonymity of the other 60 million of us. Not for him the freedom to walk unmolested, un-spat upon, down the street.
Fuck him. Tony Blair is at least self-aware enough to know how loathed he is and with good reason.
thanks jgm2, haven’t thought of it like that before:)…….
100,000% + Can we hang him?
I’m not so sure…
Self awareness doesn’t appear to be a quality he possesses. He thinks he sees the ‘big picture’ better than anyone else, without bothering to let facts get in the way.
I’m sure he can fool himself into believing that he’s revered. The fact our current idiot PM idolises him will only increase this.
I genuinely believe that the fucker actually believes he is anointed by God and considers himself immortal.
The years surrounded by sycophants and lickspittles eventually did that to his sociopathic mind.
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TB Version 1.1. Do whatever to make money. Version to follow: Do whatever to deliver mysticism. An odd significant life.
Even worse having to mount it !
You could always try a saddle and a snaffle bit in the gob slot
Always worked for me.
Determined application of the riding crop to the rear will help as well
Surely any second we can expect an excruciating re-tweet from Sarah Brown detailing the thoughtful Valentine’s present (a picture of himself) left by the Maximum Imbecile before he skulked off to give some speech in Nigeria.
Please let there be a coup in Nigeria. And let the Saviour of the Planet be taken hostage so that we can refuse to pay the ransom.
Day 1 Islamic terrorists kidnap Broon in Nigeria
Day 3 Islamic terrorists surrender to police. A terrorist spokesman said “We cant stand it any more. Its the overwhelming sense of hopelessness. Sixteen members blew themselves up yesterday after just listening to him. Take him away. For Allah’s sake take him away”
Day 4 Cherie Blair offers terrorists help to sue the Nigerian Government for inhuman and degrading treatment in allowing them to capture him in the first place.
You omitted:
Day 2 Terrorists demand a ransom of $10m
Day 5 Terrorists offer the UK $20m to take him back.
you miss a trick:
Her valentine’s present from him was going to Nigeria.
In other news
http://tinyurl.com/88q3dnb
Its only really non-scottish people who live in scotland that notice such corrosive nonsense.
Daily Mash gets on my pip with their poxy ’10 visits a month then pay, bitch’ attitude.
Hope they go bust.
I’m spending Valentine’s with teddy.
No you’re fucking not. Get lost, weirdo. You’re scaring Barbie.
to my Darling Wife Susan,
Happy Easter Day,
Love,
YOUR HERO !!
I’ll show you something huge with scale and power luv. Next time hubbies away, just give me a call
Freud’s missing masterpiece: a painting of Gordon and Sarah lying naked on a double bed.
Mind Bleach 24/7, only £69 a bottle. Call now to prevent lasting damage!
That’s the last time i read the comments, and eat a sandwich at the same time.
You lot can bloody well laugh about Valentine’s Day. It’s all right for you, oh yes.
Oh do f**k off, you’re so boring, get a life
Tweet about the Nat gallery or looking in a mirror?
Oh Sarah yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
President Blair announced that to keep the romance alive he and his wife will be having a ‘special’ dinner on Valentine’s night. He with an aide at the Four Seasons in
Jakarta and she with a bag of chips in Liverpool. Ah how the memories will flood back!
Blair’s website and facebook account haven’t anything new for a month. Must mean he is presently making money from his connections with unpleasant leaders or companies that he would prefer for to remain hidden from the public eye.
How dare you slur such a fine man.
Tony has been exceptionally busy this ye-ar bringing pe-ace, hope and reconcilliation to the Middle E-ast.
I think we can all agree Tony has made a fantastic contribution and his efforts are widely aknowledged as being a huge success.
Affairs of state and the state of affairs, eh?
Thank you to the Europ*an Court for releasing me in time to spend the evil decadent infidel event of Valentine’s Day with my arranged bitch whore wife. It’s been 8 years since I last beat and raped her. Allah is upset with me. As a good muslim man, it’s my duty to beat and rape a bitch whore woman or female child every day, just like our beloved prophet.
Didn’t you feature as a song in the Lion King?
Me and my mate Billy Vague are as one over Syria.
I gave my bird a little present; some special bird seed (my Budgie loves it!)
Hi proles! Aren’t I doing a splendid job as a pe*ce envoy? Can’t you see the fruits of all my hard work? There is finally pe*ce and harmony between Is ra el is and Palestinians. All my First Class flights and stays in 5 star hotel suites at taxpayers expense has paid off in complete pe*ce and calm right across the middle east. Bye proles.
It fills me with hope for the future Thanks Tone.
Gok Wan wants his glasses back.
You were only supposed to blow the bloody Murdoch’s up!
I am not a sanctimonious prick
And YOU can stop eating all the pies!
http://i2.sell.com/23/115/1513030/56/168/3670383-l.jpg
What about your £100,000 expenses for that flat. Saw you laughing about it on the Brillo show. Good laugh that, robbing the tax payer.
Oh and what are you doing next for your master Brown, is it the Sun newspaper now. Why don’t you just reveal your true agenda instead of hiding behind a false moral cause. You really are an arsewipe Watson.
Can I have my cap back, please, Cherie?
Is Gordon a closet Rangers fan?
Looks like Football is the next Ponzi scheme to come crashing down. Illegal Trusts to pay inflated wages to players. Who’d have thought it?
It eventually comes to overpaid bigots.
Rangers are the first signs that the football bubble is well and truly burst. Too many clubs spending vastly more than they bring in. Its not rocket science and the consequences are inevitable and entirely predictible.
Fuckenomics is rapant in football as well as banking.
I bet she charges tony for her time!
Has this man got nothing better to do? http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/13/let-boys-wear-skirts-to-school-says-adviser_n_1272510.html
No.
Wouldn’t boys in skirts be what the paedophiles really wanted; after all none of that messing around with zips and things.
They already do, at this school:
http://www.albynschool.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DSC017542.JPG
Thought Tony was allowed only 90 days in country to maintain his taxdodging status.
Need to watch the airport VIP lounges to see if Cherie is heading out this evening.
I understand the Dear Leader ex-Prime Minister decided that he needed Ir*i*sh citizenship after he quit. They, like most of the rest of Europe, operate a 180-day residency rule before you’re liable for tax.
It may be that having established non-residency and Irish citizenship it is now the Ir*i*sh tax laws and not UK tax laws he has to pay attention to. Handy indeed with their 10% Corporation Tax.
Please, not ‘tax dodging’ dear boy, tax efficiency.
Oh yes. I can help.
I can’t read or write or ad up you know.
Blair is spending Valentine’s Day with his one true love, himself.
…and checking all his dodgy bank accounts in shear amazement at all that dosh!
Not bad for a “really straight sort of guy”
So the Blairs are having a bit of marital trouble are they…… it’s not that Margaret Beckett temptress is it?
Probably the logistical difficulties of her maintaining her UK law career while he retains his non-residency tax status.
On their way to Hell hopefully.
I’d like to lock Bliar away in the Hague (but William would probably enjoy that!).
In a bullet proof gold plated Bentley Continental rather than a handcart obviously!
I will be having my afternoon poo an hour early today
I do hope you are well dear boy. An hour early? A bit much n’est pas? Do you want the Izal roll dear?
Anyone know if the Blairs will be spending Valentine’s Day together?
Does anyone care?
yes, I would … if they were duct taped together, covered in raw meat then dumped into a pit of rabid and starving wolverines … on national tv (after the watershed obviously)
The Blairs are such a wretched sociopathic couple, I wager that if their daughter had succeeded in killing herself, they’d have found a way to make some money out of it. They probably regret not being able to establish a Kathryn Blair Charitable Foundation in her memory with clever accounting practices that see all donations go into their pockets, just like the actual charities they do run.
Kathryn Blair Charitable Foundation in her memory with clever accounting practices that see all donations go into their pockets, just like the actual charities they do run.
A shocking allegation. I’m sure The Maximum Imbecile’s ‘charities’ wouldn’t stoop to such unprincipled behaviour.
Who’s Bliar and this Cheri, I thought Bliar was waiting trial in the Hague must have been in my dreams, anyway who’s gives a monkeys uncle what these two things get up too, they are out of the British power loop and the only damage they can do is to the world.
Guido, you’ve really gone off the boil lately.
Are you getting jaded with the blog?
More interesting things going on elsewhere?
It was and always has been, “tittle, gossip and rumours”.
…add a tattle in there, and you’ve got it.
I prefer tit to tat.
Whatever happened to that tory Cabinet minister Greedo was gonna get sacked?
I think wind farms are a terribly good idea!
For Valentines Day, I’m being spit roasted by two burly cellmates.
How the fuck has he got away with only serving half his sentence ?
You only get a 50% reduction if you plead guilty at the first opportunity !
He still pleads not guilty and is going to appeal a second time even though he only has three months to serve
He was sentenced to Three years , he has served fifteen months and has three months to serve . Why ?
Call it a discount for being in the trade.
That’d be Tony and Cherie.
Leave da man alone. We need effnic PCs like him.
and dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/uk_politics_cherie_blair0s_hair/img/2.jpg
My sphincter looks like a feckin Blood Orange !
Any pain?….oh I do hope so!
The love of the bliars life – Money!
Things I did last week.
Bought some Greek olives.
Played a Whitney Houston cd
Watched Rangers
Wished Fabio Capello well.
Told Mick McCarthy that he’s done well to last five years at Wolves.
Booked holiday in Syria.
Can you please wish Carlos Tevez a successful medical at man city today !
can you please go to the Eu and wish them every success with their bail out
can you please wish Abu Quatada a long prosperous life in the UK
Ha ha ha ! Iranian terrorist in Bangkok wanted to go to the Israeli embassy
a taxi refused to take him so he threw a grenade at it
the police chased him towards the embassy when he turned round and threw a second grenade at the police
the grenade bounced off a tree back at him and blew his legs off !
what a c*nt !
Praps he always wanted a c*ck that would touch the ground………… f****n does now………….Tee Hee
Oh Cherry, my little koochie pie … get that great gob of yours round my little prezzy
I am sure Cherie and tony will be gazing lovingly at each other over a huge pile of untaxed millions on the kitchen table
The Conservatives know the patient needs Diocalm whilst continuing to feed it Ex-Lax
“…that night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me; made me feel that I was about to do was right … On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities.”
Tony Blair in his book A Journey – 2010 writing about becoming Labour Party leader following the death of John Smith
“………12th May, 1994, I did a poo after coughing a bit……”
Extreme vomit…………… should have been a warning for that shit
“Hey Cherie, John’s dead. Let’s f***.”
“… it was Election Night, Thursday, 5 May 2005, and it looked again as if we had a Labour victory. Cherie knew that she would get her 4-yearly servce that might. I unfastened my belt as I felt the aphrodisac of power surge through my Prime Ministerial loins.
I glanced at Cherie, spreadeagled on the mattress, her mouth wide, grinning in anticipation.
‘Er…I think I’ll have a w*nk instead, darling’ I said, exiting swiftly to the bathroom.”
Tony will be spending today on his knees begging forgiveness for his war crimes, his lies and thieving, you can see the strain on his scrawny rat like face.
I despise you B LIAR and i hope someone puts your vile mind at rest soon.
No chance. I’m a good Kafflick now. Benny has given me his blessing. I’m booked on the gold express lift and fast track through the pearly gates. Eat your hearts out you poor Liebour voting serfs
Missive No.2 — see if this gets past the Mod
Fat chance. I’m a good kathlic now. The popey has blessed me. I’m booked on the gold express lift and fast track through the perrly gates. Eat your hearts out you poor Lybour voting peasants.
All I care about is my fucking Triple A,’s which as you say around here are completely fucked.
Dave Dee Dozy Mickey Beek and fuckin Titch can damn well stay in Number 11 until they have sorted out this fuckin mess. If they are not arsed to do so then why the fuck did they insist on taking the bleedin job in the first place?
I have always thought that that Cheryl Blair sort always looks as if someone has given her a punch on the mouth.
David Mellor on Sky News
Abu Quatada can be deported from Britain
as the European court of Human Shites
has No juristiction over a sovereign country
The government is blaming Strasbourg for something that Westminster has the final say on
He says that the government could put him on a plane today because our supreme court has already ruled he can be sent back to Jordan
I would definitely not want to be on a plane with that David Mellor.
So is Blair really an Irish citizen, for UK tax purposes?
Inflation has fallen, but according to the BBC and the good citizens of Walthamstow, it doesn’t feel like it…
Don’t you start talking to me about fucking inflation!
It should be 2% not bleedin 3.6%. That Mervyn King should be taken outside and fuckin shot. I’ve read his letter which is the same old bollacks as last month.
Whoever invented cut and effin paste should be shot too because thats all these cretins are doing for us.
They are effin fucking and pasting us all.
Calm down dear. The postman has just brought my personal share of 200 nice new fivers from Uncle Merv. Shame they’re all stuck together with wet ink. Never mind, I’ll have a little splurge at the car boot on Sunday to get them in circulation for him.
Sherry is in Nigeria
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/clinton-cherie-blair-arrive-for-thisday-awards/109188/
Who looks after the kid while they’re both jetting around the world?
Social Services look after abondoned children. But be careful if you live in Haringey.
Cameron has sorted out Haringay S S you fucking fool.
Remember he lost his temper in the Commons went red in the face and his papers ended up all over the floor!
An ideal outcome as far as I’m concerned.
You know we tossed up for who was going to be the politician and who was going to be the lawyer. Didn’t we do well? Pots and pots of gold. Say, have you heard of that Midas guy, Cherrykins?
Anyone know if the Blairs will be spending Valentine’s Day together? Honestly, who cares, unless somebody was poisoning the food.
Imagine kissing Cherie – it would be like kissing a letter box. Mind you, it’s well known that Blair himself has extremely bad breath.
Kissing a letter box, last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
I will “devour” Cherie, just as I did at Balmoral.