February 10th, 2012

Friday Caption Contest (Kojag Edition)


  1. 1
    Winning says:

    “Prezza decides to take the public on a nother ride”

  2. 2
    MrAngry61 says:

    sack of sh*t balances on bike

  3. 3
    Stuart says:

    Boppa The Coppa

  4. 4
    quiller says:

    Now where are the doughnuts?

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Oi Tracy, come and have a ride on my chopper’

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Whacha mean do i want to join the Fat Bastards Motorcycle Club?

  7. 7
    Winning says:

    “Prezza demonstarte the “Tracey temple” postion”

  8. 8
    Drewster says:

    Don’t care wot the Village Peeple sez, I will have the C.H.I.P.S……

  9. 9
    I Squiggle says:

    “I bet Huhne didn’t see this coming..”

  10. 10
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    ‘Oi Tracy, come and have a ride on my chopper’

  11. 11
    IanVisits says:

    Two jags, one bike.

  12. 12
    vladikavkaz says:

    My other lunch is a jag.

  13. 13
    Winning says:

    “The Fat barstads rides again”

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    The police couldn’t spare any one to come & arrest me so I am going to drive myself to the police station so they can do it there & charge me with incompetence in office.

  15. 15
    ed martin says:

    a fistful of collars

  16. 16
    Winning says:

    “Due to cuts of front line coppers, Prezza decides to climb aboard the big soceity”

  17. 17
    vladikavkaz says:

    “When I heard I was going to get to ride the local bike, this wasn’t what I was expecting”

  18. 18
    quiller says:

    What do you mean you can’t get a helmet to fit?

  19. 19
    ed martin says:

    I wasn’t driving, officer, Tony was – honest!

  20. 20
    Just Saying says:

    The Not Much Thought Police

  21. 21
    Fish says:

    …I want to continue to serve the public (and collect £100,000)

  22. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    The Forces of Hull

  23. 23
    Number 7 says:

    My other bike’s a civil servant

  24. 24
    Bone Dome says:

    Motorcyclist wears John Prescott crash helmet.

  25. 25
    Selohesra says:

    What’s got two wheels and a prick on its back?

  26. 26
    What's Left? says:

    Lord Blubba

    Friend of Forrest MiliGump

  27. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    Two helmets on a bike

  28. 28
    Stubugs says:

    Where’s the coin slot?

  29. 29
    Tracey Temple says:

    My John likes a good ride.

  30. 30
    inextremis says:

    That will fuck Paulines hair up when they go to the shops.

  31. 31
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Sleazy Rider

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    I like a bike!

  33. 33
    ed martin says:

    It was a gift, your honour.

  34. 34
    E Heath says:

    ‘Does my tum look big in this?’

  35. 35
    Crusty Bastidge says:

    Zed’s dead baby,Zed’s dead.

  36. 36
    Evil Landlord says:

    Fat pig with snout in yet another trough?

  37. 37
    Labour and the BBC broke us says:

    If there really is a god he will bring Bin laden back as that motorbikes seat.

  38. 38
    Timmytour says:

    At last! I’ve found the means by which I can continue to punch people with impunity

  39. 39
    Ravingmad says:

    Arrested development

  40. 40
    a j dunny says:

    Prezza auditions for British remake of ‘chips’. He heard they would throw a fish in too.

  41. 41
    Ian Jones says:

    I like a bike!

  42. 42
    Gonk says:

    Jabba the hut brought back for latest Star Wars

  43. 43
    Terrible But True says:

    ‘Me and my massive Hog’… gasps a poor motorcycle given no choice on what bestrides her.

  44. 44
    A Liu says:

    The police has somewhat relaxed its entry requirements.

  45. 45
    Trinny says:

    This’ll get me £50 on ebay

  46. 46
    Perse O'Nally says:

    ‘The pie shop’s not showing on the Sat Nav’.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Which One is the hog?

  48. 48
    Fish says:

    I am determined to demand higher ethical standards from my officers.

    I will stamp down on malfeasance in public office – a crime that recently saw a police officer jailed for shagging a colleague while on duty.

  49. 49
    Mike says:

    ‘Cleveland Police unveil new crash test dummy’

  50. 50
    d says:

    Judge Dread at 119 years old.

  51. 51
    Rat's arse says:


  52. 52
    Phuquit says:

    Whilst Tracey didn’t.

  53. 53
    Perse O'Nally says:

    Fat pig on a Hog

  54. 54
    Mooneo says:

    Mistaking a Police bike for a pizza delivery scooter Prezza was confused as to where his next free lunch was going to come from.

  55. 55
    Juxtaposition Extrapolation II says:

    “Last time I rode something this expensive, ‘er name were Tracy.”

  56. 56
    Steve Miliband says:

    Reinforcements called in the search for Labour policies

  57. 57
    fat porkie pig says:

    Dickhead of Dock Green

  58. 58
    d says:

    bike Stuck up Arse !

  59. 59
    Vortex says:

    Can you smell pork?

  60. 60
    Tracey Temple says:

    Prezza’s helmet always was unimpressive.

  61. 61
    a j dunny says:

    Prezza cuts out the middle-man in phone-hacking investigation.

  62. 62
    Gonk says:

    PANORAMA : The real story behind the end of British Motorcycle Industry.

  63. 63
    Robatbdi says:

    Greasy Rider

  64. 64
    Speedster says:

    Fat pig wants to make it official

  65. 65
    Rudolph & the gang says:

    “Here comes Fatty ON a sack o’ shit, here comes Fatty ON a sack o’ shit…”

  66. 66
    Ships Toilet Cleaner says:

    i think the normal question is usually what has four legs and a cụnt on its back?

    a police horse

  67. 67
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Sleazy Rider with Hells Bungers.

  68. 68
    yeah, right.. says:

    I’ve been stealing other people’s money for years and years, and now I’m in charge of the police!. You couldn’t make it up!

  69. 69
    d says:

    motorcyclist wears john prescot arse crash helmet on head!

  70. 70
    ed martin says:

    I shot the sherriff…..

  71. 71
    Hells Angel says:

    Fat Man on a Bike

  72. 72
  73. 73
    Selohesra says:

    I thought my comment fitted the picture slightly better though as there was no police horse or police man in the photo :)

  74. 74
    Ex Voter says:

    If ever a motorcyclist neede a side-salad…..

  75. 75
    Tracey Temple says:

    Copper Feel

  76. 76
    AC1 says:

    Police Bike School hires wrong Doughnut expert.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Christ. Steve McQueen has let himself go.

  78. 78
    d says:

    police moral levels hit all time low!

  79. 79
    Marmite says:


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    Ah! Monika says:

    Con Home Tim, want’s the Party to drop the bill because Labour will blame every mishap hereafter in the NHS on Landsley et al.

    Nothing to do with getting the NHS into better shape, but purely for political expediency. Brilliant analysis Tim.

    I will give a prize to anyone who can tell me how to UNSUBSCRIBE to their email, and I will punch anyone who tells me to click on an unsubscribe link…there isn’t one and a double whammy to anyone who tells me to return the email with unsubscribe in the subject line or in the main body!!! I’ve been trying and asking on here for over 12 months!

  81. 81
  82. 82
    d says:

    2 wheels bad, 4 legs good!

  83. 83
    Ludvig says:

    New Police and Crime Commissioner for Humperside?

  84. 84
  85. 85
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Inglorious Bar Steward.

  86. 86
    AC1 says:

    Using GMAIL rules redirect *@conservativefoam.co.uk to the spam folder.

  87. 87
    Ah! Monika says:

    Pig on a bike.

  88. 88
  89. 89
    Mike says:

    Why will Humberside Police be like Santa’s elves?

    They will do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit will get the credit!

  90. 90
    Prezza says:

    Got a leg over again at long last

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    This’ll get me tha top job in oomberside.

  92. 92
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Twin pipes, chugs me nicely, fat tyres and a pierced leather box – oh Tracey, I miss you.

  93. 93
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Tres good.

  94. 94
    Keith Milliband says:

    Fat ugly fokker realises that throbbing between fat ugly thighs isn’t fat ugly squeeze…

  95. 95
    AC1 says:

    Sleazy Rider?

  96. 96
    Lord Prescot of Scum says:

    As I said to conference at Key Oto, it’s better than waiting on toffs in the bar.

  97. 97

    Who ordered t’ut deep pan pepperami and anchovies?
    Sorry lass..{scoff, scoff} there’s been a problem..

  98. 98
    Ludvig says:

    Outlook Express > Message > Block Sender

  99. 99
    Winning says:

    “Prezza takes Sally bercow for a ride”

  100. 100

    Police Chief Clancy Piggum.

  101. 101
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    “I’m on a Highway to Hull….”

  102. 102
    Mike Oxonfire says:

    Streethawk engages “hyperthrust” with Tracy

  103. 103
    Pedobear says:

    “look what i bought with my unpaid tax”

  104. 104
    ACDC1 says:

    thumbs up.
    or even index finger and pinkie up.

  105. 105

    Pauline – “Now Lord John. Make sure you don’t go Too Far, or Too Fast”

  106. 106
    Knob head. says:

    Police outrider’s helmet is victim of graffiti crime.

  107. 107
    two jags says:

    never has a more dedicated lawman been appointed since sheriff J W Pepper of the alabama state police

  108. 108

    Lady Prescott – “Now Lord John. Make sure you don’t go Too Far, or Too Fast”

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    It was a dark and stormy night, bit of a story coming up, many years ago working offshore I was talking to one of the stewards who had worked with fatty prescott when he was employed as a steward on British rail ferries, he states that fatty was a union rep who got caught in the act of rummaging (going thru passengers baggage).
    Now the steward said he was either sacked or forced to resign, this has I believe been hinted at in the past, well that’s what he told me, take it or leave it.

  110. 110
  111. 111
    Sandman says:

    “Former Deputy Premier, John Prescott, announces bid to seek election as police commissioner”

  112. 112
    smoggie says:

    You could always reply attaching a 15 Mb file… several times… asking to unsubscribe. That’ll maybe block their outbox and get some human attention.

  113. 113
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Tebbit, eat your heart out!

  114. 114
  115. 115
    Mike Oxonfire says:

    Greasy sleazy squeezy rider

  116. 116
    graham smith says:

    photo opportunity over get the crane

  117. 117
    Born to be Wild says:

    John Prescott starts the Hulls Angels chapter.

  118. 118
    Roger says:

    Harley Davidson “Fat Boy”

  119. 119
    Pedobear says:

    just enter their email into one the numerous spam generator sites works wonders.

  120. 120
    Gonk says:

    The Whisky could be yours.

  121. 121
    nellnewman says:

    Well I’m glad I’ve eaten my lunch because the sight of him always makes me feel faintly sick.

  122. 122
    meh says:

    Prescott passes whole motorcyle in single bowel movement; observes “I don’t remember eating that”.

  123. 123
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘How do you like my new bike? I’m calling her Tracey for old time’s sake.’

  124. 124
    Ah! Monika says:

    It’s worth a try, it comes through on a hotmail address so have re-directed it to junk. Will have to see. Thanks AM

  125. 125
    d says:

    heartbeat – nick berry returns, 80 years on !

  126. 126
    Will M says:

    “When I’m in leathers, I find I always have to grip hard with both hands before I try to get my leg over.”

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    is that what mean as copper theft

  128. 128
    Simon says:

    Fat pig joins the pigs.

  129. 129
    Mr Fed Up says:

    Why is it that Muslims continually blame the west? They blow us up when we DO interfere and they blame us when we don’t.

    Why don’t they blame China or Russia for a change who are the ones who prop up all these governments and supply the weapons?

  130. 130
    The Watson Watcher. says:

    The new Pizza delivery boy.(minus the Pizzas’ the greedy Bastard).

  131. 131
    EC1 PhD says:

    Prescott U-turn: Mr So say no CHiPs

  132. 132
    Dick Winchester says:

    Evil Weevil

  133. 133

    It stops Pauline having to take the speeding tickets.

  134. 134
    Ah! Monika says:

    PRIZE Ludvig, I’ll send you a note.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t he dead yet?

  136. 136
    Baddabing says:

    G&T please, steward !

  137. 137
    Deep Froat says:

    Helloe hello hello….so who ate all the pies then?

  138. 138
    ChoccieLab says:

    Pig on wheels.

  139. 139
    Check Facts First says:

    I think he is looking for another desk jobbie – if you get what I mean. don`t think the wife will be very pleased though.

  140. 140
    Easy Rider says:

  141. 141
    FartingHippo says:


  142. 142
    Maximus says:

    Boris’s bicycle scheme transformed beyond all recognition in Hull.

  143. 143
    The Police says:

    There’s a massive great spot on the sun today.

  144. 144
    Any Mouse says:


  145. 145
    ThatMadeleineMoment says:

    Does this model come with mock tudor beams?

  146. 146
    Ah! Monika says:

    e told the Hull Daily Mail: “For the last 19 months I have fought to hold the Metropolitan Police to account for its unwillingness to investigate illegal phone hacking by Rupert Murdoch’s News Of The World.

    If elected, Lord Prescott will have the power to hire and fire chief constables

    “I have now succeeded in securing an apology from both the police and News Group Newspapers.
    “But during this struggle, I came to believe that there should be greater transparency and accountability of our police. The public should have much more of a say in determining the force’s priorities and responsibilities.
    “I feel that after proudly serving as a local MP for 40 years and as a cabinet minister for 10 years, I have the experience to listen to the public and help be their strong voice in supporting the police and holding them to account.”

    AND IF YOU BELIEVE HE REALLY CONSTRUCTED THESE SENTENCES WITHOUT HELP, then you no doubt believe Jordan writes all her own books.

  147. 147
    Maximus says:

    After tilting at windmills, Lard Prescott prepares to motor up another tradesman’s entrance.

  148. 148
    grahampk says:

    Born to drink mild.

  149. 149
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I’m surprised they found a jacket to fit him!

  150. 150
    Gordon Brown says:

    0% acceleration.

  151. 151
    What the MSM aren't telling you today says:

    15,000 elite Iranian special-ops ‘head’ to Syria.


  152. 152
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Fat rioter nicks police bike

  153. 153
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I think that should be Bar Steward.

  154. 154
    Use the Force says:

    Crime-lord from the planet Tatooine meets Earth law enforcement

  155. 155
    Candida Albicans says:

    Police bike collapses under weight of Prezza

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Or Born to be Wide

  157. 157
    Anonymous says:


  158. 158
    Harry Benn's Pig (No relation) says:

    P & O, Politician, Polo, Police, still won’t P*** O**

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    BBC announce remake of Cannon

  160. 160
    bergen says:

    Croquet player learns motorbike polo as too fat to ride a pony.

  161. 161

    Panda seeks mate – has transport.

  162. 162
    Doggie Fashion says:

    Ho ho ho

  163. 163
    Down the Rabbit hole says:

    Who spiked my food Im hallucinating !

  164. 164
    annette curton says:

    Prescott requisitions police vehicle for emergency Pizza Express delivery.

  165. 165

    Is this what has become of the thin blue line?

  166. 166
    Doggie Fashion says:

    Very good

  167. 167
    Key in the wardrope says:

    American TV stage remake of popuar 70s TV show CHIPS now renamed CHIPOLATA

  168. 168
    Tracey T. says:

    What a prick!

  169. 169
    Strange and Stranger says:

    NooLieBore = cops AND robbers!

  170. 170
    annette curton says:

    Too far or too fat.

  171. 171

    Prescott: When they said it had Battenburg markings, I thought ‘Yeah, I fancy a bite’.

  172. 172
    Petert53 says:

    It’s good to feel something throbbing between my legs again

  173. 173
    Doggie Fashion says:

    Good one

  174. 174
    pissed off voter says:

    Prescot caught with his leg over a bike again.

  175. 175
    Nigel Doughty's Ghost says:

    I’ll have a G&T please waiter.

  176. 176
    simon says:

    Where’s Jennifer Patterson?

  177. 177
    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:


  178. 178
    pissed off voter says:

    Prescott heard there was money in copper and got it wrong again.

  179. 179
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Fat Deluded Self Serving Lying Adulterous Useless Fuckwit believes the public will endorse him sucking from the public teat.

    Useless as a politician, useless as a police commissioner. There are better people out there with a fairer balance on society than this k.unt.


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    Popeye says:

    Ye Gods, He’s fatter than ever, must be all that subsidised food and drink, we pay for.

  181. 181
    Dixon of Dock Green says:

    Soon to be joined no doubt by Livingslime O the joys of elected police nobs. another great idea Dave.

  182. 182
    Lord Michael Caine says:

    How many troughs is this pig going to put his snout in?

  183. 183
    Loungelizard says:

    Welfare scrounger gets new mobility scooter.

  184. 184
    Ah! Monika says:

    Interesting to hear what Hague’s opinion is.

  185. 185
    Anything free says:

    Prezza, a t h i e f?

    never ever ever ever ever

  186. 186
    Arbuckle says:

    Piston broke … aaaah, them were the days.

  187. 187
    annette curton says:

    Ian Blair said vote Labour!

  188. 188
    pissed off voter says:

    Having already taken the nation for a ride, Prescott turns his attention back to bikes.

  189. 189
    Ed the Axeman says:

    Kohn Prescott explaining why he thinks he qualifies to be a Police Commissioner…”I’ve been involved in terrorist operations”

    Actually he was pretty successful…. he was part of a team that really fucked up the country!

  190. 190
    ToonBob... says:

    Fat twat loses seat up arse.

  191. 191
    Ah! Monika says:

    Man with Type XII diabetes eating BMW

  192. 192
    The Paragnostic says:

    Harley Davidson unveil their new “Fat Boy” model.

  193. 193
    Lard Prescott says:

    It only cost the tax payer 3 trillion. To repair.

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    That’s not Prezza, that’s some ‘turn off’ blow up doll.

  195. 195
    Nan Taylor says:

    Wow! If that got in the papers, it could ruin his reputation! Oh……hang on….

  196. 196
    Ah! Monika says:

    Muppet on a Moped

  197. 197
    Nan Taylor says:

    Six cows died to make his leathers!

  198. 198
    annette curton says:

    Suspensions gone.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Prescott tests new police bike with two toilet seats.

  200. 200
    Lord Prescate All of The Pies says:

    Lardy Arsed barsteward wrecks publicly funded property.

  201. 201
    Terminator says:

    I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

  202. 202
    sweat in gordon's crack says:

    This must be the Forces from Hull

  203. 203
    Anonymous says:

    Oi, Guido, does tha fancy a lift, I’ve got a spare ‘elmet, come on for the ride ofyour life

  204. 204
    JD says:

    You will respect my authori-tah!

  205. 205
    Bagman. says:

    I feel a throbbing between me thighs ohohohoh Tracey love have you come back to me. Don’t tell her Ladyship or i’ll be in right bother.

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    Robatbdi says:

    Sleazy Rider!

  207. 207
    Phil from the Wrekenton Seven Stars says:

    Is this an example of Cameron’s leadership skills?

    He introduces a half baked police reform which interests no one and months before introducing it the gravy train begins to roll with Socialists filling all the front carriages.

    This would be sad if it was not true.

    if Prescott gets in I tell you it will be corporate boxes and perimeter advertising at Middlesborough FC. Ikea Burgher King and Tescos will all be on a roll.

  208. 208
    Ah! Monika says:

    Robo-poo? Lab creates robot that eats sugary food for fuel – and uses the toilet just like a human

    Ex Daily Mail

  209. 209
    Lord Prescate All of The Pies says:

    Buzz Lightyear gives up animated job to suck up even more tax payers money

  210. 210
    Two Hondas says:

  211. 211
    Variations On Troughing says:

    Ex-Pilgrim makes out he’s got a real job at last.

  212. 212
    Batman says:

    If some press mogul would offer me 20k for that photo of Prezza I would take it and stuff the money in my utility belt and then do one in the Batmobile.

  213. 213
    Lord Justice Pickles says:

    Baron Prescott fancies a cushy £122,000pa job running his local police farce.

  214. 214
    pissed off voter says:

    Police unveil the wind-powered motor cycle.

  215. 215
    Qui Bono says:

    Croquet playing adulterer jumps on another bike

  216. 216
    Daveyone says:

    ” When I asked for compensation I never guessed they would give me one of these!”

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    Mike says:

    To quote Dell boy “What a plonker”

  218. 218
    Boudicca says:

    Prescott mounts another old bike.

  219. 219
    Ghengis Khan't says:

    Boss Hogg on a bike!

  220. 220
    Ha says:

    The Engorger
    Magnum Forcefeed

  221. 221
    Tracy says says:

    It’s a two-stroke, that’s too much for John.

  222. 222
    Ha hah says:

    For a Few Dollars More

  223. 223
    Ghengis Khan't says:

    For a few pies more?

  224. 224
    HarryD says:

    Fuck the riot police, fetch the diet police!

  225. 225
    I don't need no doctor. says:

    How the fuck as the leech Prescott the nerve to stand for the post. Anyone would think the police are as bent as Prescott.

  226. 226
    From the makers of the Big Society says:

    This is the result of another shit idea for the Camorons. Elected Police Chiefs are a complete nonsense. Just further Politicization of The Police. There I’ve said it.

  227. 227
    From the makers of the Big Society says:

    Anyone would think elected Police Chiefs are a shit idea.

  228. 228
    La' says:

    Our Fat Friends in the North

  229. 229
    Jimmy F says:

    Police Force, nah, I’m going to rename it the Police Violence

  230. 230
    La' says:


  231. 231
    What's In A Name says:

    He’s a Huntstable without the stable.

    Has anyone ever sat down and worked out how much this clown has cost the public purse over his “career”

  232. 232
    Doctor Mick says:

    Too many meals on wheels

  233. 233
    J king says:

    Electoralslide in red

    He’s A Total Knob. On A Big Bike. On A Bad Road.

  234. 234
    .243 Win says:

    Pinko goes porky

  235. 235
    All Troghed Out says:

    …and I bet the long arm of the law would stretch to the upper house signing on book so that he does not lose his 300 quids a day allowance.

  236. 236
    Prezza says:

    Well you were daft enough to have me as deputy pm, so outs worth a try.

  237. 237
    David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    I screw everything to the table. Where’s me subs.

  238. 238
    Steven Seagull says:

    I wonder whether he will fuck his new secretary on day one?

  239. 239
    God's Holy Trousers says:

    Quality! Would get my vote if I had one.

  240. 240
    Buddha says:

    Police motorcyclist disappears as fat bastard lands on his bike

  241. 241
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Prescott: Brings back memories of having something powerful throbbing between my legs.

    Pauline: I can’t remember so far back….Oh yes I can……Then it was sometime later I first met John…..

  242. 242
    filipinomonkey says:

    Suspect in the great Greggs van robbery makes a dash for it…

  243. 243
    Lady Prescott says:

    If he gets the job will I become Lady Commissioner Prescott?

  244. 244
    Fatso says:

    Just off to pick up Lord Seb Coe he’s looking for some nice taxpayer funded earner when the games end.

  245. 245
    Sir William Waad says:

    They couldn’t find a big enough helmet.

  246. 246
    Simple Simon says:

    See? I told you I met a pie man.

  247. 247
    Harry Benn's Pig says:

    Don’t take the stabilisers off – I lean to the left.
    How much are you paying me ? Really ? Well take them off then, I can lean any way you want

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    “Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me, Skywalker!”

  249. 249
    T C says:

    (Pie and) CHiPs

  250. 250
    Sir William Waad says:

    Too fat to live – too ugly to die.

  251. 251
    Hang The Bastards says:

    237 POSTS SO FAR

    Not 1 has a nice word to say about the fat obnoxious k. unt

  252. 252

    I’m in charge means better opportunities for expenses

  253. 253
    Tony Blair says:

    The bulimic who forgot to throw up

  254. 254
    blue34 with extra beastliness says:

    2I love riding publicly funded bikes”

  255. 255
    Coiled Spring says:

    Looks like he’ll explode soon the fat fuck. How anybody could vote for a obscene ignorant twat like him I’ll never know.

  256. 256
    Lee Matthews says:

    PREZZA “what’s the power to weight ratio?”

    POLICE OFFICER “a lot less now!”

  257. 257
    Eddie Shoestring says:

    I can get to the pie shop faster with one of these

  258. 258
    Anonymous says:

    Who loves ya, bakery?

  259. 259
    Ethan says:

    Go ahead, make my dinner

  260. 260
    Ten-Four on that Chief says:

    When Channel 4 approached “Prezza” to make a guest appearance in the remake of “CHiPs” he thought it was their new cookery programme not faffing about on motorbikes

  261. 261
    Ethan says:

    I know what you’re thinking – “did he eat six pies, or was it only five?”

  262. 262
    Yoda says:

    Umm…Fuckwit he is!!

  263. 263
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    What’s that knob on the handle-bar?….Oh hello Mr Prescott!!

  264. 264
    Guttus Maximus says:

    On my signal, unleash Hull

  265. 265
    Tales of the Expected says:

    Humberside police trial new eco-bike. At the petrol station, it’s not 4 star it’s filled up with, the topbox and panniers are filled with pies and the motor runs on the flatus.

  266. 266
    All Troughed Out says:

    A true socialist, visual proof that you never get fat if you share your food with the needy!

  267. 267
    The Doddering Old Fart says:

    Where is the fat gentlemans hard Bobbies Helmet? He should have something hard on when riding on your police bike. All the others do. Perhaps this gentlemans head is to big. Well, whats the law to a politician anyway.

  268. 268
    Anonymous says:

    To Fat too F*****g Useless

  269. 269
    Jimmy says:

    Get your motor running….

  270. 270
    Presco says:

    Who on earth are you calling political, I’m a fighter not a talker… oh and a f**ker and a faker and a balloon maker.

  271. 271

    That is good. – The Douche of Hull-lard

  272. 272

    Well..its not funny. But it is accurate. Partial thumb up.

  273. 273
    chriselee says:

    this fat twat is not going to disappear until he dies

  274. 274
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just what has Prescott ever done for the taxpayer, apart from rob them blind. Talk about under achieving!

  275. 275
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Prescott Pizza Delivery Service (ex police motorcycle) only go to one address near Hull.

  276. 276
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    I’m feeling a little squashed.

  277. 277
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Prescott finds a quicker method of pizza delivery.

  278. 278
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I’ll just eat this bike before Piggy Pickles beats me to it.

  279. 279
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Be fair, he’s taken more people out of the tax paying group than anyone in history – although eating them does seem a rather drastic method.

  280. 280
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Quoting Carry on Copper is beneath you.

  281. 281
    Prescott says:

    I love dressing up as a cowboy

  282. 282
    legal crook says:

    Easy Rider has too many cream buns and becomes queasy rider.

  283. 283
    plod666 says:

    Will someone get that cunstable off my fucking bike?

  284. 284
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Born to Lose

  285. 285
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    He does look like one of the Fat Policemen in the Fast Show sketches.

  286. 286
    Oldrightie says:

    Well it’s so new as to beat the bikes I usually ride, in and out of uniform.

  287. 287
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:


  288. 288
    The French Flags colours are velcroed on(and there tanks have rear veiw mirrors) says:

    How many cows would they have to slaughter to rap that fat slob in leathers

  289. 289
    Geordieboy says:

    Who will pay for his interpreter.? Never mind the bucket loads of food.Triple council tax contribution comes to mind.

  290. 290
    Norman Vaughan says:

    Allo John, got a new motor?

  291. 291
    Righty Blighty says:

    “Who luvs ya bobby?”

  292. 292
    Neil Hamilton says:

    {Que Nelson Riddle’s famous TV Theme}
    Na na na
    Fatman Fatman Fatman
    Na na na

  293. 293
    McShame is a liar says:

    Red faces at constabulary as criminal is filmed stealing police bike.

  294. 294
    BB Wulfe says:

    al be off ont’ road to ‘ull soon as Tracy’s done polishin’ me ‘elmet!

  295. 295
    Adam Rainsbury says:

    “I’ve always been a fan of CHIPS”

  296. 296
    ADB says:

    Police Academy 8 (all the pies): Too far gone and too fat.

  297. 297
    grobdj says:

    2013 Hull Constabulary Pie Van Escort, at your service

  298. 298
    Ludvig says:

    G please, and make it a crochet.

  299. 299
    Ludvig says:

    A crotchet would be better!

  300. 300
    fred block says:

    remake of bulman,bulemia a series in 12 parts all edible

  301. 301
    Eyes wide open says:

    Motor cycles are a bastard for the missus hair! She’ll have a Jag.

  302. 302
    kenliving says:

    A whole new meaning of the title bent copper.

  303. 303
    John Lordy Prescott. says:

    Hello Guys,
    When in power as Deputy Prime Minister I may have been too incompetent to realise that my phone was hacked, and later in spite of my power in government could not get the police to take me seriously; but now I will further spread my incompetence to Humberside as their new Chief of Police. Already I have Red Ed, Balls Up, Unions, and the Labour Party with me; and the BBC have promised to give me daily coverage on this (and other) issues to promote myself and our glorious party.
    My promise is to ensure that Humberside police is efficient, even if I have to cook the books and spends shedloads of money.
    Also I want to ensure that my family joins with me in promintent lifestyle in Humberside and again Pauline will be the envy of all the wives up there.
    I can also promise that the hamburger and fish and chips outlets in Humberside will both improve quality and turnover with me in power.

  304. 304
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Prescott mounts another old bike !

  305. 305
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Lard lard lard la lard lard lard lard ,
    lard lard lard la lard lard lard
    lard lard lard la lard la lard la la lard
    lard lard lard la lard lard lard

  306. 306
    Anonymous says:

    New 123 Ring a Lard service – Fish & Chips delivered to your door!

  307. 307
    Baron Hogwash says:

    New 123 Ring a Lard service – Fish & Chips delivered to your door!

  308. 308
    Baron Hogwash says:

    oops – posted as anonymous!

  309. 309
    ed martin says:

    IQ of 0-60

  310. 310
    ed martin says:

    ……and the fart of a 650 Norton

  311. 311
    ed martin says:

    law & ordure?

  312. 312
    I hate politician, especially fat, Northern tossers like Prescott says:


  313. 313
    PC clitoris says:

    Due to cut backs Humberside Police forced to put pigs on motor bikes.Hope for their sake he doesnt waste anything like he did with his 10yr. transport plan.With a bit of luck at 73yrs.he wont last that long.
    The prat couldnt run a fukcing bath.

  314. 314
    King Karlos says:

    From Streethawk to Shitehawk

  315. 315
    nigel saunders says:

    its me or beautiful south. Do you feel lucky punk?

  316. 316
    Grrr says:

    So punk – are you feeling lucky?

  317. 317
    ADB says:

    Oscar, India, November, Kilo.

  318. 318
    Loftus Road says:

    “Get me my g&t now you fat turd”

  319. 319
    Lagabad Adahel says:

    And this one is for my local pizza delivery bloke. when prezza wants eats, it’s a blue light run mate

  320. 320
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Tracy, fancy a ride!

  321. 321
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    I see a PC sni-gger.

  322. 322
    Big Ianto says:

    Who said inbred’s needed stabilisers

  323. 323
    A. Patient says:

    The original Hull’s Angel?

  324. 324
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Obviously the fat tvvat hasn’t read the 350+ comments of support on here. I bet that’s 349 more than he s referring to.

  325. 325
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Commissioner Prescott Denies eating all the evidence

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    Spot the hog

  327. 327
    Robj44 says:

    Two hogs together

  328. 328
    Harry Benn's Pig (No relation) says:

    P & O, POlitician, POlice Chief, why don’t you just Pig Off

  329. 329
    M says:

    Not the only bike he’s ridden

  330. 330
    Harry Benn's Pig (No relation) says:

    Heavyweight called in to hold down gravity defying motorbike

  331. 331
    Harry Benn's Pig (No relation) says:

    It weighs less than a Jag – all the better for skating on thin ice

  332. 332
    Blue Jags says:

    All your police R belong to Labour, us.

    Signed Lord Prezza.

  333. 333
    Penfold says:

    BMW display the their new model, and bike, known as “Der Faaat Baasstard”.

  334. 334
    Coiled Spring says:

    WE can laugh and we can sneer at this fat buffoon but the worrying thing is that many people in Hull will vote for him. Perhaps it says more about the brainless Labour supporters in that miserable and foul place than anything else. Hull is usually voted as the being one of the most depressing places in Britain – and not only because Prescott lives there.

  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    Pauline wouldn’t mind me riding this one. would struggle to get it under my desk.

  336. 336
    farmergiles says:

    is that there one of them hogs

  337. 337
    Jimmy Saville's ghost says:


  338. 338
    socialism is a mental illness says:

    Hi! I’m PC [pie chomper] Prescott, mangler of the english language, arch gobbler of public cash, all round [very round] puffed-up, thin-skinned representative of all that is rotten in Britain.

  339. 339
    quasimodo says:

    what an ugly bastard

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    Labour try to get tough on crime again, but its all lies.

  341. 341
    James 42 says:

    Mi gawd!

    We just get rid of him and he wants to come back again.

    Aren’t we sick enough of these people yet?

  342. 342
    anon says:

    another fuck up

  343. 343
    lloyd'sbroker says:

    CHiPS was my favourite programme on telly

  344. 344
    Dan says:

    C*ntstable Prescott

  345. 345
    Ho Hum says:

    Prescott (in best Homer Simpson voice): Mmmmm… CHiPs…

  346. 346
    Ho Hum says:

    Apologies lloyd… swear I didn’t see that… great minds etc…

  347. 347
    Ho Hum says:

    Sleazy Rider

  348. 348
    Ho Hum says:


  349. 349
    Ho Hum says:

    This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed at home. And this little piggy went nee-nah nee-nah all the way home…

  350. 350
    S.K. Wankhede Was The Happiest Cricket Administrator Ever says:

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot
    Yankee Oscar Uniform
    Foxtrot Alpha Tango
    Bravo Alpha Sierra Tango Alpha Romeo Delta

  351. 351
    ed martin says:


  352. 352
    Bri says:

    Qui Bono

    Gets my vote A1+

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off Billy – you are banned

  354. 354
    joescotus says:

    whole life incompetent coffin dodging kuunt cought on motor bike

  355. 355
    tauntonian says:

    M(C)P in bare knuckle campaign again

  356. 356
    1in10 says:

    Where’s the CHiPs then?

  357. 357
    A Liu says:

    Prezza tries a fuel saving exercise since he got rid of his two Jags.

  358. 358
    Rod Tait says:

    Now, which way is the trough?

  359. 359
    Bloke says:

    ‘Two Shags’ plumps for two wheels.

  360. 360
    Kelvedonkiwi says:

    Rick Waller caught torturing bike

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