Friday Caption Contest (Kojag Edition)
I Signed Official Secrets Act for Bilderberg | Watford Mayor
Is There Any Point in G8 Summits? | ConHome
Mercer Declares Payment From Undercover Reporter | Telegraph
Snowden Q&A Raises More Questions Than Answers | Alex Wickham
In Praise of Our Political Class | Janan Ganesh
Nadine For Strictly Come Dancing | BBC
We May Have to Intervene in Syria | Ben Brogan
Miliband’s World View is Bankrupt | Dan Hodges
Awkward Obama Putin Moments | Buzzfeed
Twigg’s Incoherent Schools Policy | Mark Wallace
Why Osborne Should Get on With Bank Privatisation | Harry Phibbs
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
“Prezza decides to take the public on a nother ride”
The Not Much Thought Police
Fat pig joins the pigs.
There’s a massive great spot on the sun today.
Who spiked my food Im hallucinating !
Is this what has become of the thin blue line?
What a prick!
Croquet playing adulterer jumps on another bike
Our Fat Friends in the North
I screw everything to the table. Where’s me subs.
this fat twat is not going to disappear until he dies
Qui Bono
Gets my vote A1+
Just off to pick up Lord Seb Coe he’s looking for some nice taxpayer funded earner when the games end.
Baron Prescott fancies a cushy £122,000pa job running his local police farce.
…and I bet the long arm of the law would stretch to the upper house signing on book so that he does not lose his 300 quids a day allowance.
To quote Dell boy “What a plonker”
American TV stage remake of popuar 70s TV show CHIPS now renamed CHIPOLATA
Quality! Would get my vote if I had one.
“FAT BASTARD SWOPS 2 JAGS FOR 2 WHEELS”
Ye Gods, He’s fatter than ever, must be all that subsidised food and drink, we pay for.
Oi, Guido, does tha fancy a lift, I’ve got a spare ‘elmet, come on for the ride ofyour life
If some press mogul would offer me 20k for that photo of Prezza I would take it and stuff the money in my utility belt and then do one in the Batmobile.
This is the result of another shit idea for the Camorons. Elected Police Chiefs are a complete nonsense. Just further Politicization of The Police. There I’ve said it.
Who on earth are you calling political, I’m a fighter not a talker… oh and a f**ker and a faker and a balloon maker.
Robo-poo? Lab creates robot that eats sugary food for fuel – and uses the toilet just like a human
Ex Daily Mail
Prescott mounts another old bike.
See? I told you I met a pie man.
I’m in charge means better opportunities for expenses
What’s that knob on the handle-bar?….Oh hello Mr Prescott!!
I’m feeling a little squashed.
{Que Nelson Riddle’s famous TV Theme}
Na na na
Fatman Fatman Fatman
Na na na
“Get me my g&t now you fat turd”
Not the only bike he’s ridden
sack of sh*t balances on bike
Winner!
Soon to be joined no doubt by Livingslime O the joys of elected police nobs. another great idea Dave.
“Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me, Skywalker!”
Umm…Fuckwit he is!!
Boppa The Coppa
Lord Blubba
Friend of Forrest MiliGump
A whole new meaning of the title bent copper.
Now where are the doughnuts?
‘Oi Tracy, come and have a ride on my chopper’
Whacha mean do i want to join the Fat Bastards Motorcycle Club?
He does look like one of the Fat Policemen in the Fast Show sketches.
“Prezza demonstarte the “Tracey temple” postion”
Fuck off Billy – you are banned
Don’t care wot the Village Peeple sez, I will have the C.H.I.P.S……
“I bet Huhne didn’t see this coming..”
‘Oi Tracy, come and have a ride on my chopper’
Two jags, one bike.
My other lunch is a jag.
“The Fat barstads rides again”
The police couldn’t spare any one to come & arrest me so I am going to drive myself to the police station so they can do it there & charge me with incompetence in office.
a fistful of collars
“Due to cuts of front line coppers, Prezza decides to climb aboard the big soceity”
“When I heard I was going to get to ride the local bike, this wasn’t what I was expecting”
What do you mean you can’t get a helmet to fit?
I wasn’t driving, officer, Tony was – honest!
…I want to continue to serve the public (and collect £100,000)
The Forces of Hull
winner
My other bike’s a civil servant
**applause**
winner
Excellent
Motorcyclist wears John Prescott crash helmet.
What’s got two wheels and a prick on its back?
i think the normal question is usually what has four legs and a cụnt on its back?
a police horse
I thought my comment fitted the picture slightly better though as there was no police horse or police man in the photo
Two helmets on a bike
Where’s the coin slot?
My John likes a good ride.
That will fuck Paulines hair up when they go to the shops.
Sleazy Rider
I like a bike!
It was a gift, your honour.
‘Does my tum look big in this?’
Zed’s dead baby,Zed’s dead.
Fat pig with snout in yet another trough?
If there really is a god he will bring Bin laden back as that motorbikes seat.
At last! I’ve found the means by which I can continue to punch people with impunity
Arrested development
Prezza auditions for British remake of ‘chips’. He heard they would throw a fish in too.
I like a bike!
Jabba the hut brought back for latest Star Wars
‘Me and my massive Hog’… gasps a poor motorcycle given no choice on what bestrides her.
The police has somewhat relaxed its entry requirements.
Whilst Tracey didn’t.
Ho ho ho
This’ll get me £50 on ebay
‘The pie shop’s not showing on the Sat Nav’.
++LOL+++
Which One is the hog?
Harley Davidson unveil their new “Fat Boy” model.
I am determined to demand higher ethical standards from my officers.
I will stamp down on malfeasance in public office – a crime that recently saw a police officer jailed for shagging a colleague while on duty.
Outstanding!
‘Cleveland Police unveil new crash test dummy’
Judge Dread at 119 years old.
Fat pig on a Hog
Mistaking a Police bike for a pizza delivery scooter Prezza was confused as to where his next free lunch was going to come from.
“Last time I rode something this expensive, ‘er name were Tracy.”
Reinforcements called in the search for Labour policies
Dickhead of Dock Green
Lol!!!
bike Stuck up Arse !
Can you smell pork?
Prezza’s helmet always was unimpressive.
Prezza cuts out the middle-man in phone-hacking investigation.
PANORAMA : The real story behind the end of British Motorcycle Industry.
Greasy Rider
Fat pig wants to make it official
“Here comes Fatty ON a sack o’ shit, here comes Fatty ON a sack o’ shit…”
Sleazy Rider with Hells Bungers.
I’ve been stealing other people’s money for years and years, and now I’m in charge of the police!. You couldn’t make it up!
motorcyclist wears john prescot arse crash helmet on head!
I shot the sherriff…..
Fat Man on a Bike
If ever a motorcyclist neede a side-salad…..
Copper Feel
Very good
Police Bike School hires wrong Doughnut expert.
Christ. Steve McQueen has let himself go.
police moral levels hit all time low!
It was a dark and stormy night, bit of a story coming up, many years ago working offshore I was talking to one of the stewards who had worked with fatty prescott when he was employed as a steward on British rail ferries, he states that fatty was a union rep who got caught in the act of rummaging (going thru passengers baggage).
Now the steward said he was either sacked or forced to resign, this has I believe been hinted at in the past, well that’s what he told me, take it or leave it.
Prezza, a t h i e f?
never ever ever ever ever
Wow! If that got in the papers, it could ruin his reputation! Oh……hang on….
Con Home Tim, want’s the Party to drop the bill because Labour will blame every mishap hereafter in the NHS on Landsley et al.
Nothing to do with getting the NHS into better shape, but purely for political expediency. Brilliant analysis Tim.
I will give a prize to anyone who can tell me how to UNSUBSCRIBE to their email, and I will punch anyone who tells me to click on an unsubscribe link…there isn’t one and a double whammy to anyone who tells me to return the email with unsubscribe in the subject line or in the main body!!! I’ve been trying and asking on here for over 12 months!
Using GMAIL rules redirect *@conservativefoam.co.uk to the spam folder.
It’s worth a try, it comes through on a hotmail address so have re-directed it to junk. Will have to see. Thanks AM
Outlook Express > Message > Block Sender
PRIZE Ludvig, I’ll send you a note.
G please, and make it a crochet.
A crotchet would be better!
You could always reply attaching a 15 Mb file… several times… asking to unsubscribe. That’ll maybe block their outbox and get some human attention.
just enter their email into one the numerous spam generator sites works wonders.
2 wheels bad, 4 legs good!
New Police and Crime Commissioner for Humperside?
C.H.i.P.s.
LOLs.
Tres good.
The Whisky could be yours.
Inglorious Bar Steward.
Pig on a bike.
Why will Humberside Police be like Santa’s elves?
They will do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit will get the credit!
Got a leg over again at long last
This’ll get me tha top job in oomberside.
Twin pipes, chugs me nicely, fat tyres and a pierced leather box – oh Tracey, I miss you.
{Sni/gger}
I see a PC sni-gger.
Fat ugly fokker realises that throbbing between fat ugly thighs isn’t fat ugly squeeze…
Sleazy Rider?
As I said to conference at Key Oto, it’s better than waiting on toffs in the bar.
Who ordered t’ut deep pan pepperami and anchovies?
Sorry lass..{scoff, scoff} there’s been a problem..
“Prezza takes Sally bercow for a ride”
Police Chief Clancy Piggum.
“I’m on a Highway to Hull….”
thumbs up.
or even index finger and pinkie up.
Winner!
Streethawk engages “hyperthrust” with Tracy
“look what i bought with my unpaid tax”
Pauline – “Now Lord John. Make sure you don’t go Too Far, or Too Fast”
Lady Prescott – “Now Lord John. Make sure you don’t go Too Far, or Too Fast”
Too far or too fat.
Police outrider’s helmet is victim of graffiti crime.
never has a more dedicated lawman been appointed since sheriff J W Pepper of the alabama state police
“Former Deputy Premier, John Prescott, announces bid to seek election as police commissioner”
Tebbit, eat your heart out!
Greasy sleazy squeezy rider
photo opportunity over get the crane
John Prescott starts the Hulls Angels chapter.
Harley Davidson “Fat Boy”
Well I’m glad I’ve eaten my lunch because the sight of him always makes me feel faintly sick.
Prescott passes whole motorcyle in single bowel movement; observes “I don’t remember eating that”.
‘How do you like my new bike? I’m calling her Tracey for old time’s sake.’
heartbeat – nick berry returns, 80 years on !
“When I’m in leathers, I find I always have to grip hard with both hands before I try to get my leg over.”
is that what mean as copper theft
Why is it that Muslims continually blame the west? They blow us up when we DO interfere and they blame us when we don’t.
Why don’t they blame China or Russia for a change who are the ones who prop up all these governments and supply the weapons?
The new Pizza delivery boy.(minus the Pizzas’ the greedy Bastard).
Prescott U-turn: Mr So say no CHiPs
Evil Weevil
It stops Pauline having to take the speeding tickets.
Isn’t he dead yet?
G&T please, steward !
I think that should be Bar Steward.
Helloe hello hello….so who ate all the pies then?
Pig on wheels.
I think he is looking for another desk jobbie – if you get what I mean. don`t think the wife will be very pleased though.
Or Born to be Wide
Born to Lose
Boris’s bicycle scheme transformed beyond all recognition in Hull.
Does this model come with mock tudor beams?
e told the Hull Daily Mail: “For the last 19 months I have fought to hold the Metropolitan Police to account for its unwillingness to investigate illegal phone hacking by Rupert Murdoch’s News Of The World.
If elected, Lord Prescott will have the power to hire and fire chief constables
“I have now succeeded in securing an apology from both the police and News Group Newspapers.
“But during this struggle, I came to believe that there should be greater transparency and accountability of our police. The public should have much more of a say in determining the force’s priorities and responsibilities.
“I feel that after proudly serving as a local MP for 40 years and as a cabinet minister for 10 years, I have the experience to listen to the public and help be their strong voice in supporting the police and holding them to account.”
AND IF YOU BELIEVE HE REALLY CONSTRUCTED THESE SENTENCES WITHOUT HELP, then you no doubt believe Jordan writes all her own books.
After tilting at windmills, Lard Prescott prepares to motor up another tradesman’s entrance.
Born to drink mild.
I’m surprised they found a jacket to fit him!
0% acceleration.
15,000 elite Iranian special-ops ‘head’ to Syria.
http://rt.com/news/syria-iran-cooperation-protests-969/
Hmmm!
Interesting to hear what Hague’s opinion is.
Fat rioter nicks police bike
Crime-lord from the planet Tatooine meets Earth law enforcement
Police bike collapses under weight of Prezza
BOSS HOGG!
That is good. – The Douche of Hull-lard
P & O, Politician, Polo, Police, still won’t P*** O**
BBC announce remake of Cannon
Croquet player learns motorbike polo as too fat to ride a pony.
Panda seeks mate – has transport.
Good one
Prescott requisitions police vehicle for emergency Pizza Express delivery.
NooLieBore = cops AND robbers!
Prescott: When they said it had Battenburg markings, I thought ‘Yeah, I fancy a bite’.
It’s good to feel something throbbing between my legs again
Prescot caught with his leg over a bike again.
I’ll have a G&T please waiter.
Where’s Jennifer Patterson?
Prescott heard there was money in copper and got it wrong again.
Fat Deluded Self Serving Lying Adulterous Useless Fuckwit believes the public will endorse him sucking from the public teat.
Useless as a politician, useless as a police commissioner. There are better people out there with a fairer balance on society than this k.unt.
SAY NO TO PRESCOTT !
Well..its not funny. But it is accurate. Partial thumb up.
How many troughs is this pig going to put his snout in?
Welfare scrounger gets new mobility scooter.
Piston broke … aaaah, them were the days.
Ian Blair said vote Labour!
Having already taken the nation for a ride, Prescott turns his attention back to bikes.
Kohn Prescott explaining why he thinks he qualifies to be a Police Commissioner…”I’ve been involved in terrorist operations”
Actually he was pretty successful…. he was part of a team that really fucked up the country!
Fat twat loses seat up arse.
Man with Type XII diabetes eating BMW
It only cost the tax payer 3 trillion. To repair.
That’s not Prezza, that’s some ‘turn off’ blow up doll.
Muppet on a Moped
Six cows died to make his leathers!
Suspensions gone.
Prescott tests new police bike with two toilet seats.
Lardy Arsed barsteward wrecks publicly funded property.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
This must be the Forces from Hull
You will respect my authori-tah!
I feel a throbbing between me thighs ohohohoh Tracey love have you come back to me. Don’t tell her Ladyship or i’ll be in right bother.
Sleazy Rider!
Is this an example of Cameron’s leadership skills?
He introduces a half baked police reform which interests no one and months before introducing it the gravy train begins to roll with Socialists filling all the front carriages.
This would be sad if it was not true.
if Prescott gets in I tell you it will be corporate boxes and perimeter advertising at Middlesborough FC. Ikea Burgher King and Tescos will all be on a roll.
Buzz Lightyear gives up animated job to suck up even more tax payers money
Who said inbred’s needed stabilisers
Obviously the fat tvvat hasn’t read the 350+ comments of support on here. I bet that’s 349 more than he s referring to.
Ex-Pilgrim makes out he’s got a real job at last.
Police unveil the wind-powered motor cycle.
” When I asked for compensation I never guessed they would give me one of these!”
Boss Hogg on a bike!
The Engorger
Magnum Forcefeed
It’s a two-stroke, that’s too much for John.
For a Few Dollars More
For a few pies more?
Fuck the riot police, fetch the diet police!
How the fuck as the leech Prescott the nerve to stand for the post. Anyone would think the police are as bent as Prescott.
Anyone would think elected Police Chiefs are a shit idea.
Police Force, nah, I’m going to rename it the Police Violence
He’s a Huntstable without the stable.
Has anyone ever sat down and worked out how much this clown has cost the public purse over his “career”
Too many meals on wheels
Electoralslide in red
He’s A Total Knob. On A Big Bike. On A Bad Road.
Pinko goes porky
Well you were daft enough to have me as deputy pm, so outs worth a try.
I wonder whether he will fuck his new secretary on day one?
Police motorcyclist disappears as fat bastard lands on his bike
Prescott: Brings back memories of having something powerful throbbing between my legs.
Pauline: I can’t remember so far back….Oh yes I can……Then it was sometime later I first met John…..
Suspect in the great Greggs van robbery makes a dash for it…
If he gets the job will I become Lady Commissioner Prescott?
They couldn’t find a big enough helmet.
Don’t take the stabilisers off – I lean to the left.
How much are you paying me ? Really ? Well take them off then, I can lean any way you want
(Pie and) CHiPs
Too fat to live – too ugly to die.
237 POSTS SO FAR
Not 1 has a nice word to say about the fat obnoxious k. unt
The bulimic who forgot to throw up
2I love riding publicly funded bikes”
Looks like he’ll explode soon the fat fuck. How anybody could vote for a obscene ignorant twat like him I’ll never know.
PREZZA “what’s the power to weight ratio?”
POLICE OFFICER “a lot less now!”
I can get to the pie shop faster with one of these
Who loves ya, bakery?
Go ahead, make my dinner
When Channel 4 approached “Prezza” to make a guest appearance in the remake of “CHiPs” he thought it was their new cookery programme not faffing about on motorbikes
I know what you’re thinking – “did he eat six pies, or was it only five?”
On my signal, unleash Hull
Humberside police trial new eco-bike. At the petrol station, it’s not 4 star it’s filled up with, the topbox and panniers are filled with pies and the motor runs on the flatus.
A true socialist, visual proof that you never get fat if you share your food with the needy!
Where is the fat gentlemans hard Bobbies Helmet? He should have something hard on when riding on your police bike. All the others do. Perhaps this gentlemans head is to big. Well, whats the law to a politician anyway.
Quoting Carry on Copper is beneath you.
To Fat too F*****g Useless
Get your motor running….
Just what has Prescott ever done for the taxpayer, apart from rob them blind. Talk about under achieving!
Be fair, he’s taken more people out of the tax paying group than anyone in history – although eating them does seem a rather drastic method.
Prescott Pizza Delivery Service (ex police motorcycle) only go to one address near Hull.
Prescott finds a quicker method of pizza delivery.
I’ll just eat this bike before Piggy Pickles beats me to it.
I love dressing up as a cowboy
Easy Rider has too many cream buns and becomes queasy rider.
Will someone get that cunstable off my fucking bike?
Well it’s so new as to beat the bikes I usually ride, in and out of uniform.
How many cows would they have to slaughter to rap that fat slob in leathers
Who will pay for his interpreter.? Never mind the bucket loads of food.Triple council tax contribution comes to mind.
Allo John, got a new motor?
“Who luvs ya bobby?”
Red faces at constabulary as criminal is filmed stealing police bike.
al be off ont’ road to ‘ull soon as Tracy’s done polishin’ me ‘elmet!
“I’ve always been a fan of CHIPS”
Police Academy 8 (all the pies): Too far gone and too fat.
2013 Hull Constabulary Pie Van Escort, at your service
remake of bulman,bulemia a series in 12 parts all edible
Motor cycles are a bastard for the missus hair! She’ll have a Jag.
Hello Guys,
When in power as Deputy Prime Minister I may have been too incompetent to realise that my phone was hacked, and later in spite of my power in government could not get the police to take me seriously; but now I will further spread my incompetence to Humberside as their new Chief of Police. Already I have Red Ed, Balls Up, Unions, and the Labour Party with me; and the BBC have promised to give me daily coverage on this (and other) issues to promote myself and our glorious party.
My promise is to ensure that Humberside police is efficient, even if I have to cook the books and spends shedloads of money.
Also I want to ensure that my family joins with me in promintent lifestyle in Humberside and again Pauline will be the envy of all the wives up there.
I can also promise that the hamburger and fish and chips outlets in Humberside will both improve quality and turnover with me in power.
Prescott mounts another old bike !
Lard lard lard la lard lard lard lard ,
lard lard lard la lard lard lard
lard lard lard la lard la lard la la lard
lard lard lard la lard lard lard
New 123 Ring a Lard service – Fish & Chips delivered to your door!
oops – posted as anonymous!
New 123 Ring a Lard service – Fish & Chips delivered to your door!
IQ of 0-60
……and the fart of a 650 Norton
law & ordure?
Due to cut backs Humberside Police forced to put pigs on motor bikes.Hope for their sake he doesnt waste anything like he did with his 10yr. transport plan.With a bit of luck at 73yrs.he wont last that long.
The prat couldnt run a fukcing bath.
From Streethawk to Shitehawk
its me or beautiful south. Do you feel lucky punk?
So punk – are you feeling lucky?
Oscar, India, November, Kilo.
And this one is for my local pizza delivery bloke. when prezza wants eats, it’s a blue light run mate
Tracy, fancy a ride!
The original Hull’s Angel?
Guffaw
Commissioner Prescott Denies eating all the evidence
Spot the hog
Two hogs together
P & O, POlitician, POlice Chief, why don’t you just Pig Off
Heavyweight called in to hold down gravity defying motorbike
It weighs less than a Jag – all the better for skating on thin ice
All your police R belong to Labour, us.
Signed Lord Prezza.
BMW display the their new model, and bike, known as “Der Faaat Baasstard”.
WE can laugh and we can sneer at this fat buffoon but the worrying thing is that many people in Hull will vote for him. Perhaps it says more about the brainless Labour supporters in that miserable and foul place than anything else. Hull is usually voted as the being one of the most depressing places in Britain – and not only because Prescott lives there.
Pauline wouldn’t mind me riding this one. would struggle to get it under my desk.
is that there one of them hogs
Hi! I’m PC [pie chomper] Prescott, mangler of the english language, arch gobbler of public cash, all round [very round] puffed-up, thin-skinned representative of all that is rotten in Britain.
what an ugly bastard
Labour try to get tough on crime again, but its all lies.
Mi gawd!
We just get rid of him and he wants to come back again.
Aren’t we sick enough of these people yet?
another fuck up
CHiPS was my favourite programme on telly
C*ntstable Prescott
Prescott (in best Homer Simpson voice): Mmmmm… CHiPs…
Apologies lloyd… swear I didn’t see that… great minds etc…
Sleazy Rider
This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed at home. And this little piggy went nee-nah nee-nah all the way home…
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot
Yankee Oscar Uniform
Foxtrot Alpha Tango
Bravo Alpha Sierra Tango Alpha Romeo Delta
roger
whole life incompetent coffin dodging kuunt cought on motor bike
M(C)P in bare knuckle campaign again
Where’s the CHiPs then?
Prezza tries a fuel saving exercise since he got rid of his two Jags.
Now, which way is the trough?
‘Two Shags’ plumps for two wheels.
Rick Waller caught torturing bike