In reply to Piers Morgan’s “I currently air in 200 countries/territories – how you getting on?” Gary Lineker correctly points out:
“I think the 2 world cups I played in probably edged that”
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Touche!
Can you imagine Morgan in a Walker’s Crisps advertisement? He’d bring the child to tears and fuck off, leaving the crisps.
Isn’t he the most boring person on any media? I really don’t know how he gets the gigs.
I was going to post a much longer comment here explaining why, but much like the audience on CNN, i cant really be bothered.
In short, Piers Morgan is really just a small kids plastic tool desperate for fame and personal recognition to make up for the lack of self worth he feels when he catches his reflection in a puddle of his secret tears. You just know that he swallows sadness every morn with his Special K as he looks at his viewing figures.
He should have just said:”I’m married to a lingerie model”
“I currently air in 200 countries/territories – how you getting on?”
Yeah and 99% of the people in those 200 countries think you are a Cnut.
Doh, outsmarted by an ex footballer…
Z.