February 7th, 2012


6 Comments

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    mike smith says:

    Touche!

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    Dolly Parton says:

    Can you imagine Morgan in a Walker’s Crisps advertisement? He’d bring the child to tears and fuck off, leaving the crisps.

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    Sir Pimple Timpleton says:

    Isn’t he the most boring person on any media? I really don’t know how he gets the gigs.

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    V says:

    I was going to post a much longer comment here explaining why, but much like the audience on CNN, i cant really be bothered.

    In short, Piers Morgan is really just a small kids plastic tool desperate for fame and personal recognition to make up for the lack of self worth he feels when he catches his reflection in a puddle of his secret tears. You just know that he swallows sadness every morn with his Special K as he looks at his viewing figures.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    He should have just said:”I’m married to a lingerie model”

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    z says:

    “I currently air in 200 countries/territories – how you getting on?”

    Yeah and 99% of the people in those 200 countries think you are a Cnut.

    Doh, outsmarted by an ex footballer…

    Z.

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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