February 6th, 2012

Watch: David Likes Ed More Than Roy

Ed has been touring a hospital today, he even did a Q&A. It didn’t get any coverage though. David on the other hand has gone for the full house, popping up on Sky this lunchtime. He really likes his brother:

Got it? Good.


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  1. 1
    B B I T G U E ! says:

    Luv it

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  2. 2
    Potty Pain says:

    A strong and assured interview.

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  3. 3
    Jimmy says:

    Oh for the days of grown-ups in government.

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    • 7
      jgm2 says:

      Seriously? David Miliband? Grown up?

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      • 22
        Jimmy says:

        Call me old fashioned, but I rather like the idea of a Foreign Sec not in the pocket of a dodgy offshore banker.

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        • 26
          jgm2 says:

          So you prefer Foreign Secretaries that collude in rendition of suspects for torture.

          Classy.

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          • Jimmy says:

            Are those really the only options?

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          • jgm2 says:

            You’re the one hankering for the days of the Labour Imbecility. Just reminding you what they got up to.

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          • Jimmy says:

            Well I’m not going to defend it but it did at least lead to tories having to pretend to care about the issue.

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          • jgm2 says:

            In the same way that Brown fucking the economy forced the T*ries to care about that too?

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          • Jimmy says:

            No not at all. It’s my fault. I probably need to be clearer. After seeing this in the Daily Hitler (the gardener left it behind) I realise I need to make more allowances for the audience here:

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study–conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html

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          • jgm2 says:

            Oh come now Jimmy – since when did you believe anything you read in the Daily Mail?

            So that’s David Miliband, Jack Straw and now Gordon Brown you’ve disowned so far this thread. Anybody else going down the memory hole from the Imbicility? Blair? Campbell? Mandelson? Frau Schmidt? All being un-happened in the interests of getting Useless Ned elected?

            Iraq? Are we forgetting that now or is it still a great Labour foreign policy achievement?

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          • Jimmy says:

            I think the Mail piece would fall into the category of an admission against interest and therefore reliable (a word I admit not usually associated with the title). I’ve disowned no-one and as I think we discussed before I don’t share your nostalgia for the Saddam regime or indeed the tory fondness for dictators in general.

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          • jimmy fickle says:

            I think we can now take it that Jimmy DOES now believe everything he reads in the Mail.

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          • Jimmy says:

            No, but you’ve certainly reinforced the point made in the linked article.

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          • jgm2 says:

            I’ve disowned no-one…

            Tut tut. What a short memory you have.

            You’re the one hankering for the days of the Labour Imbecility. Just reminding you what they got up to.

            Jimmy says:
            February 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

            Well I’m not going to defend it…

            So you disowned Miliband and Straw and then threw out chaff when challenged to defend the Maximum Imbecile’s catastrophic destruction of the UK economy.

            You’re always in knots trying to defend the Iraq war. Invading a sovereign nation on a manufactured pretext just to app*ease Bush resulting in a civil war (ongoing) and the death of hundreds of thousands.

            Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.

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          • jimmy fickle says:

            Jimmy can’t even remember what newspaper he’s supposed to be reading ffs.

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          • Grim says:

            But… David is an Isr ael fan. That means dragging us into killing people who are no threat to us on the basis of lies.

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          • Anonymous says:

            “….or the Saddam regime or indeed the tory fondness for dictators in general.”

            I take it you mean that Tory Tony Blair, and General Gaddafi?

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        • 27
          The late and not lamented Jack Jones says:

          No, but it’s OK if he’s in the pay of the Ruskies.

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    • 15
      DUEMA says:

      We all like Ed on here, don’t we Jimmy?

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    • 42
      Sophie says:

      Make a joke about David Miliband stuffing his earnings through a private company to lessen his tax bill.

      Or one about his inheritance tax dodging with Ed.

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      • 44
        jgm2 says:

        I think I should form a company ‘The Office of JGM2′. Trouble is that since I do no work it would be kind of pointless creating that amount of paperwork to launder precisely fuck all money.

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      • 71
        yeah, right.. says:

        It’s only wrong if nasty, private sector, not-of-the-left people do it.

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  4. 4
    Peter Hain D.U.E.M.A Champion says:

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  5. 9
    Tom Tomos says:

    Eddie, Roy?….. Surely there’s enough fraternal love to go round amongst the bruvvers.

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  6. 10
    Bongler says:

    I like Ed too cos he’s totally useless.

    I suspect David likes him too because every day Ed makes a mess of things David can say I told you so.

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  7. 14
    Met Office says:

    We failed to predict 60 years reign.

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  8. 17
    God Save the Queen! says:

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  9. 19
    Did you Know says:

    That Amanda Holden ha had a baby? Now that’s news

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    • 23
      loose knickered women says:

      I beg to differ. Denise Welch and Tim Healey splitting up, now that IS news.

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      • 32
        Did you Know says:

        OMG

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      • 33
        Hopefully my agent can secure me another "coke hell" feature in the tabloids says:

        Glad to see that she didnt cement her reputation of being a publicity whore going from one train wreck to another in the eyes of the public by announcing the split on live television…..er……hold on, whats that you say ?

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        • 40
          Agent says:

          Peasy, now arranging a ” near Death Delivery ” that takes skill

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          • Agent says:

            Agent says:
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            February 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm
            Pe@sy, now arranging a ” near Death Delivery ” that takes skill

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          • Beast of OK magazine says:

            Have you considered going to for two two drink and two meals for 9.99 ?

            I swear that I saw our hosts brother this afternoon
            Slimmer, no Tipex, same gayboy london arrrrcent
            Its f ucking horrifying to think that there are two of of them out there

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  10. 28
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Castle?
    Cropper?
    Orbison?
    Rogers?
    Scheider?

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  11. 29
    Billy Blofeld says:

    He’s gone from the impersonal “Ed Miliband” to the hyper-personal “Eddie” in just a few days….. what about just calling him Ed?

    …. this is unfolding exactly the same as his botched attempt to bring down Gordon. Even the sheepish facial expressions are back http://beestonia.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/brown_mill1.jpg

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  12. 30
    Ah! Monika says:

    Now we have computers….
    Why can’t we devise a voting system that weights your vote depending upon tax paid? Those on net benefits would be negatively weighted. Simps and fair

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    • 47
      Flute of sham pain says:

      An outwardly attractive idea that would disenfranchise students and pensioners.

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      • 59
        Must get a pseudonym one day says:

        Fallen for the tabloid Liebour lies – the vast majority of pensioners pay tax and will do for the next few decades until the old company schemes dry up.

        Weighting votes to tax payments is an attractive idea – but should be simpler – everyone gets one vote, pay any Revenue Tax at all and you get an extra vote for each £10,000 tax or part thereof.

        That’s One-Man-One-Vote, Pay-More-Vote-More.

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        • 64
          jgm2 says:

          The whole of Fucking Scotland would only get about ten votes between them. And all of them from that Harry Potter woman who votes Labour anyway. So nothing will change up there.

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        • 65
          jgm2 says:

          The whole of Fucking Scotland would only get about ten votes between them. And all of them from that Ha*r*r*y Potter woman who votes Labour anyway. So nothing will change up there.

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    • 62
      Tom Tomos says:

      No representation without taxation.

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      yeah, right.. says:

      Can’t see that working. It would mean that the very rich could buy influence and power. At least that doesn’t happen with the current system.

      Oh, hang on……

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  13. 35
    Divy Milimong says:

    What a fucking pathetic loser.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    Both the Milibands have to make their marks now before they lose their looks.

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    • 50
      Beast of OK magazine says:

      Thier Marxist old man left them a few quid in trust
      But Looks ?
      Maybe LOX and gelfilte fish

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  16. 39
    Some Geezer wot wonders how Ed M will ever cope says:

    Ed’s in a funk today. His beloved New England Patriots came up short. Let’s not dump on him too hard, shall we?
    http://politicalscrapbook.net/2012/01/ed-miliband-american-football/

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  17. 48
    Chris Huhne says:

    When a politician says or implies that they like somebody, it really means the have a mater of weeks to move aside or get stabbed in the back, or face public humiliation.

    I am going to write a book on it now I have time on my hands…….

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  18. 49
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband, Rachel Reeve, Chuka Umunna and Peter Hain, labour’s answer to Lawyers for You.

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  19. 53
    not a machine says:

    So Janet was perhaps on the money after all then …..

    M the elder , showing that bit of statesanship “I think russia and china should get back round the table “

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  20. 58
    gildedtumbril says:

    Anyone who trusts a millipede is an icepick short of a Trotsky.

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    • 66
      Tom Tomos says:

      Just by-the-by, my old (Swiss) French teacher,(at the same school as David Davis) was in prison in Mexico with the bloke who killed Trotsky. Is that news?

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  21. 63
    NelsonsGoodeye says:

    NOT EVEN gonna watch that shyte. But ‘have to ask, can someone pass the sick-bag, please?

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  22. 74
    Dave the Bananaman says:

    Hillary always enjoyed a banana.

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  23. 79
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Water is thicker than blood!

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  24. 80
    Chesters says:

    during the interview on Boulton & co, David Miliband actually said that he ‘welcomed’ the development of Islamic politics in the middle East. Bet there are some people in Egypt who would disagree

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  25. 81
    Xavier Onassis says:

    god (or rather, jehovah) this man is a grade one creep!

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  26. 85
    Phil from the Wrekenton Seven Stars says:

    If Ed was my brother I think I would punch him on the nose.

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  27. 86
    Phil from the Wrekenton Seven Stars says:

    For Christmas I bought my wife a burka because I had heard it was the latest must have fashion accessory .

    My mate Momo told me all them Muslim women absolutely love wearing them.

    Took her to France for the weekend and she got herself arrested for wearing it!

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