Now Vicky Will Have to Answer This Question
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
I do hope they both enjoy there time behind bars.
would bring joy to my heart.
‘their’, Willy Wowden
I blame the Internet. I’m starting to do that now.
Only a matter of time before I succumb to typing “would of” then I will have to self immolate.
Don’t sweat it mate, you can say anything to Willy Wowden, he loves the attention.
HUHUE is getting £17,250 Payment for stepping down from the Cabinet.
FUCKING STINKS ! He chose to leave. No where in the private sector could you get a payoff for choosing to step down from a position.
GIVE IT BACK YOU BASTARD !
It’s the equivalent sum that 20 low paid works would pay in tax in a whole year.
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/28476
CAP SALARIES FOR MP’S at 26,000 per annum!
Good enough for us? Good enough for them!
there is a queue for people wanting an mp’s job.
supply and demanf – lower salary . . .
“Snowfalls now are just athing of the past” The Independent March 2000.
Did you see that MPs are now rebelling against windmills? What’s Sam’s dad going to do to scrape a crust together now?
Prospective MPs should have their salary “demand” printed next to their Vote.
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Good point – lower salary as demand exceeds suply.
I would rather they be paid three times as much as they are at present, but did their jobs honestly and competently.
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A candidate could innovate… And offer part of his/her salary to charity. The profession of politics needs to innovate.
THE GREAT DAVID CAMERON WILLIAM HAGUE BARACK OBAMA ANGELA MERKEL SARKOZY HILARY CLINTON ARE NOW SHOWING THEY FEAR RUSSIA AND CHINA
OH DAVID CAMERON SENDS A WARSHIP TO THE FALKLANDS TO INTIMDATE LITTLE AREGNTINA BUT GOES CRYING WHEN RUSSIA COMES ALONG
ITS FUNNY HOW THESE HYPOCRITES ARE NOT GOING INTO SYRIA THEY SADDAM HAD WMD WELL GUESS WHAT ASSAD HAS WMD THERE CALLED TANKS WHEN A TANK GOES INTO A STREET AND STARTS FIRING ROUNDS EVERYWHERE AND KILLING PEOPLE ITS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND BIG TIME AND IF THIS GOES ON WW3 WILL HAPPEN BUT THEN AGAIN THEY WEST ARE BACKING DOWN FROM RUSSIA AND CHINA
SO THE UN JUST EXPECT ASSAD TO HANG UP HIS BOOTS OH THE UN SAID I MUST GO
ASSAD WONT GO SO THE ONLY WAY IS FORCE
UN/US/EU/CAMERON ARE NOW STUCK
AND WILIAM HAGUE WHAT AN EJIT
ITS FUNNY HOW THESE HYPOCRITES ARE NOT GOING INTO SYRIA …
Last adventure cost a 1T$+, we’re broke and Asad knows it. Do you?
Glad to see the video clip I spotted during an interview / made came in use……. eventually.
The view of Pranab Mukherjee and other Indian ministers, who tried to terminate British aid to India last year.
But they were told by DFID that British ministers had spent political capital justifying the aid to their electorate, and it would be highly embarrassing if the Indian government pulled the plug. Hence the payments, of approximately £280 million a year, continued.
Which Ministers in particular? They should be surcharged for wasting public funds.
Doubtless the ministers concerned would appreciate a donation to their double-blind trusts aka Offices of.
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“The view of Pranab Mukherjee and other Indian ministers, who tried to terminate British aid to India last year”
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Could the ministers not find another worthy cause?
India has reached a point in its history where it has become a global economic player. It disturbs me that the giving of ‘aid’ has become autonomous of the beneficiary’s need for it.
It’s what the Left calls ‘paternalistic behaviour’ and they should have the good grace to admit that we should cease acting like one of their hated ‘colonialists’.
Perhaps it is they who are acting like colonialists – unable to accept that a nation once held by the Crown no longer welcomes our interference in its affairs.
If your husband tells you that he has told police that you were driving the car through a speed camera, you are between a rock and a hard place.
You tell him to sod off and destroy your marriage or you accept it and get screwed.
She didn’t know he was going to ditch her for a bi-sexual (alleged). Easy to be wise after the event?
He should get 10 years penal servitude, she should get a warning.
OT
http://washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/2012/02/its-takers-versus-makers-and-these-days-takers-are-winning/2170511
This is coming back to haunt me.
I hope Huhne has plenty of Vaseline with him, he’ll need it.
Oh not this fucking predictable prison = buggery meme again.
Are you obsessed with anal rape or something DADCOTBBC?
Says a lot about you and your rabid frothing.
Of course he is, racism, bigotry and anal rape form 80% of his postings.
So true, not only is it obsessive and tedious it’s also nothing whatsoever like what would happen, even in the event of the hune going to prison at all. Because if he did get any bird he would go to an open prison and a very chushy one at that, where he would be treated like a VIP dining with the governor on a regular bases.
Remember he’s a millionaire socialist.
Club Fed, we call it here.
Ha ha! Club Fed. Good one.
Rather spookily I’m seeing a Club Med advert on the righthand sidebar just now.
Bit of a rush to judgement there, so I wonder who really is obsessed? Maybe the lad was talking about this sudden cold front bringing snow and sub-zero temperatures. Huhne being kicked out, metaphorically and physically, into the cold would certainly suffer from dry chapped lips.
Vaseline would help considerably.
A rush to judgement how?
Daisy Cutter is obviously fucking deranged. I often wonder if some of the posters here are actually leftist agitators posting vile and nasty crap to discretid a high-profile right-wing(-ish) blog.
I’m sure Guido can take care of himself.
He’ll probably be delighted by your concern & send you a bottle of single malt.
Well if I were Guido I’d boot raving twats like Daisy Cutter out.
Does the credibility of this blog no good at all to see his ramblings.
Guido goes for quantity not quality. If you think that the nut jobs posting on this site (and I do not exclude myself here) are in the minority then you deserve to be anally raped.
Without Vaseline.
I disapprove of the utter fuckwittery that some posters say, but I will defend to the death theirr right to say it.
Me ??
I don’t think you’d need any lube Keith, in any situation at all.
The amount of oily slime you exude is only exceeded by the amount of unctuous self-righteousness oozing from your every pore.
Top Totty. And she mentions grease. What a minx.
Dear Drop a Daisy etc.
We at the BBC are always keen to receive feedback on our programmes.
May we recommend our Feedback programme on Radio 4: -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006slnx
Our presenter Roger Bolton will happily drag your pathetic whining arse into the Wood Lane car park and give you the kicking of your life, ably assisted by other members of the production team, invited BBC executives and general passers-by.
We look forward to hearing from you.
The BBC
Ask Claire Balding to do it, she looks like she could punch f*uck out of anyone.
Oh but daaarrhlings! – you’ll get your lovely shoes muddy, and your shirts wet! And you know how you suffer from the cold! And it will upset your digestions.
Come inside with the rest of us pathetic little dears and let’s talk about Our Beloved Leader, The Great Helmsman coming back to us!
We’ve Bolly and caviar for a littel repst, – why not join us? – it’s all paid for by the little people.
Hah hah ah hah hah hha!
Look Jan, you were dropped from reading the news because you`re too f*ucking old and too f*ucking ugly, get over it dear, there`s a good girl.
Bubba says “no worries, I got lots of axle grease….you need to see the size of my axle!!!!”
Guido, you’ve rightly pursued Huhne. But why aren’t you mounting an equally vociferous campaign against Margaret Moran who’s trying to evade trial by fooling a couple of shrinks-for-hire that she’s unfit to stand trial?
If he goes after me, I’ll be very very very sad. And that’s bad. It’s bad enough that I’m already sad, at the thought of being punished for blatantly stealing tax-payers’ money. Stealing money from little old ladies who can’t afford to heat their houses. Unable, because, like all the other thieving MPs, I stole the old lady’s money. But hounding me further will make me even sadder.
And I deserve to be happy. Won’t you let me be HAPPY?
Wibble. Toot! Toot!
try depression. It worked for me
Don’t forget STRESS!
stress and depression – nice one, – you can get at least a year on sicky for that, – more if you’re a moron
and you can leave Parliament in disgrace, but still get your pension
Even become a paid non-teaching teacher in Haringey. Mind you, I’d suggest that you look like a miserable old boot as well to ensure you obtain such a cushy post.
Moran has ‘form’ in Spain too, where she jointly owns a house with her ‘boyfriend’ near Granada. A little matter of land grabbing and illegally closing public pathways etc. The local plod and courts know her of old.
Look! How many times do I have to say that the only place I could get a bloody good seeing to was in Sarfampton?
Every girl, – well most, – in NooLieBore need that in order to maintain peak efficiency, – I don’t mean literally in Sarfampton, – otherwise the poor dear would be run off his feet, – but generally, – if you get my drift.
Anyway, the system made me do it.
Now I must have another glass of anti-D and some delicious olives.
Ja! Socialism IS a mental illness.
What about Ruth Kelly after Moran.
Why are all my posts regarding a former female Education Minister who made a very substantial claim on expenses for property repairs that should have been dealt with through an insurance claim always moderated. There is a major story here it just needs a good journo to spend a bit of time on it.
Spell out her name with spaces.
Carve her name, but w i d e
You mean a certain gaffe-prone androgynous left-footer?
Are you talking about a certain gaffe-prone androgynous left-footer?
Give her a Top hat and a cigar
Because he knows that if he does, he adds weight to her defence that she is under to much mental strain to get a fair trial.
Soon she will have to fool a neutral shrink if she wishes to use that defence. The CPS will not wait forever and her delay will not ultimately lead to any kind of judicial forgiveness.
What do points make?! Prizes!
No, wait, that should be they make charges of obstruction of justice.
Me and my big trap.
You’ll find you’re enlarged in so many ways dear!
Check out the prison library, love, lots of copies of Rosy fingered Dawn.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, first dig two graves.
This spelling thing is contagious. Now I can’t even spell my own name.
Contagius. shurely.
Wonder if we are related?
[i]Somebody[/i] took the points. Ergo justice was done. The rest is accountancy.
Still, it’s nice to see the slimy toerag squirm.
‘Somebody took the points.’ If you think that’s justice then you’re part of the problem, not the solution.
Lettuce is bigoted. Whose idea was that? Sue’s I think. Wibble.
Most likely your lettuce is bolted, which is why it’s bitter like you.
“26 years we were married and Chris never went down once….. That’s about to change”
Funny that, Handycock didn’t like going down either. It was just ‘wam, bam, thank you mam.’ Do you think this is symptomatic of Liberal Democrats?
No – it is Wham bam, thank you Man
I think this is another meme that has run its course.
Allegedly Oaten is a coprophile. A sickening perversion to which any properly sane human being could not descend.
Mark Oaten is someone I would not wish to be within 200 yards of for this reason and many others.
However, I think it is tedious in the extreme that so many posters think this ‘Hey! Oaten Eats Shit!’ stuff is funny or clever. It’s just fucking dull and unfunny and repetitious and ultimately revolting.
No shit Sherlock.
Ha ha! Well that was funny at least.
Did CIF get too dull for you?
We’ve been there done that. Well in the comment not the reality you understand.
So. Why so prickly today?
Fair question.
Yes. It is getting dull and the more deluded and rabid regular posters keep repeating more or less the same crap over and over in some spastic, knee-jerk reflex to any topic without addressing the substance of the topic or contributing anything of any use at all.
If you talk to anyone on the left about Order-Order they dismiss it with:
“Have you seen the frothing lunatics posting below the line? OMG?!”
Unfortunately this is true.
Fair question.
Yes. It is getting dull and the more deluded and rabid regular posters keep repe*ating more or less the same crap over and over in some spastic, knee-jerk reflex to any topic without addressing the substance of the topic or contributing anything of any use at all.
If you talk to anyone on the left about Order-Order they dismiss it with:
“Have you seen the frothing lunatics posting below the line? OMG?!”
Unfortunately this is true.
Simple solution to this……don’t talk to any left leaning wankers.
I hope you will be sending me an advanced copy of your forthcoming book, Katya? Please.
For the wider audience. This is how I fool the thick voters of Portsmouth. I occasionally get a letter from a Government Minister and I put it on my website.
http://www.mikehancock.co.uk/news/673/24/Hancock-Pleased-with-No-Cash-for-Scrap-Victory/
This makes them think that I am working hard for the in excess of £250,000 a year, I take from the taxpayer, when in fact I am generally in eastern Europe having a good time. Boaz.
Is it not true that you did not deem to refuse to accept your then husbands penalty points?
That ought to get the knickers in a twist.
Ah, but he didn’t say “husband’s”, he said, in the snivelling PC lingo of today’s ‘meeja’, “your ex-partner”.
The tosser should be shot in the head, in front of his family.
Too quick and painless.
“By rights you should be taken out and hung
For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue”.
Hanged
Too quick, too clean, no fun.
Let me have a go, and someone else for a warm up, – don’t mind who – plenty to choose from.
Yes but it wouldn’t rhyme then, would it?
Oh – I don’t know …
You’ll all see me and on me gaze.
Be careful how you spend your days;
And ne’er commit this awful crime,
But try to serve your God in time.
Can we have a poster made? Hang for Slang??
let his arse get stretched by Mr Big in the showers firts
I could warm him nicely with a microwave oven.
My suspicion is that her game plan is to plead guilty at the earliest opportunity then give evidence against him at his trial.
Very likely. But Huhne’s such a duplicitous little shit, he’ll probably out-flank her by doing the same thing, first.
That is what I have been thinking, would the CPS be allowed to let her plea bargain a lower sentence for the alleged offence if she did so?
They don’t do plea bargaining in this country like in the US…
She probably would plead DURESS !
He committed the offence and as a husband abused his position by being a K.UNT and nagging her to take the points.
In an attempt to save her marriage she relented.
FUCKING SIMPLES ! (pure speculation of course)
oh yes they do
i got off anassault charge “plead guilty to beach of the peace and we will drop the assault” so i did and was merely bound over
True.But Counsel can ask the judge for an indication of sentence if a guilty is offered.
Surely the biggest charge to be laid at the door of Vicky Pryce is her complete failure as a ” respected european economist ” to predict the economic meltdown in her own homeland, Greece, which we are all now having to pay for, in one way or another.
It’s called “plea adjustment” in Scotland and goes on all the time.
Surprised it’s not called “plea investment” there.
Were she guilty, such an admission might well be taken together with all other extenuating circumstances as a reason for not giving her a custodial sentence – so sounds a good bet to me as well.
But were Huhne guilty the same dynamics would not work for him.
Community Service Order especially if she elects to go for the “bullied wife” defence
Pussy pass comes into play!
I want to know what exactly happens if Vicky pleads guilty which from her point of view would seem the obvious thing to do. (any chance of a plea bargain guv?)
Spot on,Murchadh,the final revenge.
That’s the topic he was referring to Ms Pryce
Grease.
If the answer was No – why did she not just say so?
She has undoubtedly got legal counsel lined up, who have advised her to say “no comment.”
No comment.
My only knowledge of Vicky Pryce comes from her media appearances. On that evidence, I have to say she does appear to be, well, really quite a nice person, and one whom I would not wish ill of. If she did indded take the rap for Hulne, then I would imagine considerable coercion was brought to bear.
I doubt it. Not the poor down-trodden wife – not this one. If she did it it is because it would have been inconvenient for her if he had lost his licence. I expect it was when later on he did. It would be an abomination if she avoided custody and he went down.
Think you may be in danger of over celebrating this one Guido; the Times are the ones who fucked him, you merely covered the story
look forward to you actually uncovering something that isn’t handed to you on a plate at some point
Absolutely. I like Guidos blog but he does take a lot of credit for things that were going to happen anyway.
Anyway, let’s not be churlish. If Hoon goes down it’s splendid result all round.
What if he gets off though? Hmmm.
‘Huhne’ of course. Just me being a Hoon.
Don’t make a habit of it, eh?
How is celebrating the fact, taking the credit?
Allow me to introduce you to the Egress :
⌈¯¯¯¯¯⌉ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦Ο ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ⌊_____⌋
Did you do that on Windows?
Nah, Etcha Sketch.
Like this ?
⌈¯¯|¯¯⌉ ⌈¯¯|¯¯⌉ | | | | | | |——†——| |——†——| | | | | | | ⌊__|__⌋ ⌊__|__⌋Piss off CRMM, you got nothing better to do?
You act like you’re one of Labour’s core voters.
You act like a prick, so no change there.
Thank you for proving my point.
Good night.
You haven’t got a point mate, none at all.
Very clever. You even managed to change the font for the “Reply”.
How’s that ?
Not out.
Perhaps she’ll do a runner and go back home to Greece before the trial starts.
Has she even got a UK driving licence anyway?
That goes some way to explain her likeness to Nana Mouskouri
Eh? Nana Mouskouri looks like Sarah Palin.
http://telescoper.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/slide11.gif
Bugger off– I’ve got the Sarah Palin thing locked up!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01538f1a37f9970b-600wi
I stand corrected, must have been confused with the chap at the local kebab shop.
Nah – it’s Chris Evans
In view of the seriousness of the charges she will be required to surrender her passport when she appears for committal to Crown Court on February 16 so she’d better be quick….and would YOU want to flee to Greece instead of 3 months free board and lodging;3 square meals a day own room with en suite and TV working in the advice centre at Ford Open Prison courtesy of the UK taxpayer? Book Deal/Serialisation in Sundays etc on release. Nice one !!
She could join Asil Nadir
Wrong in so many ways; cannot imagine that she would get a warm welcome in Lefkosa, TRNC.
He’s quite a nicely presented chappie where on earth did he find these TWO dogs? One can be an error but the second bloke…..dear me. I wonder what he’s really into?
Hey Whippersnapper. Why have you stolen my number?
And 22 has gorn missing.
The number has changed from 25?
What are you on about???
Oh I see now…..I didn’t do nuffin. guvnor. Honest injun. It just appeared that way- it’s these cheap Chinese computers…..
We were 21 but he’s now made us 22
Looks like the face that literally launched a thousand ships.
Too cruel.
Was this the face that launch’d a thousand ships,
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium–
Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.–
Oh no please spare us, Carina is not going to get her tits out is she???
One thing I would really love to see is Huhn offer an alibi defence, upping the anti. He would have to do that very early in proceedings.
Then Pryce could plead guilty.
That way, Huhn would be properly impaled and we could look forward to him being handed down a longer custodial sentence.
Whatever we may think of Vicky, surely the prospect of a jury acquitting her on the grounds of coercion by her then husband, whist he was found guilty and was sent down, would be very sweet indeed!
One of them is lying, that’s for sure.
Yes indeed. And why is it I don’t think it’s Vicky?
Silly woman to have caused herself this grief but maybe as you say if she gets community service and he gets prison she will think it was worth it.
For “silly woman”… read… “hell hath no fury like a silly woman scorned”
If she pleads coercion she should get roasted alive by counsel for the prosecution. Good theatre!
They stopped doing that sort of thing to extract a confession in Elizabethan times, but is it progress?.
Perhaps she could be spit-roasted instead.
Well there might be one way out, if they re-marry each other, neither could be compelled to give evidence against the other, although there is nothing to stop them doing so, and they could decline to give evidence at the hearing in their own defence. The Crown therefore would have no evidence except circumstantial evidence.
But that would mean Chris leaving his belle…..
As accused They cant be compelled to give evidence as it stands. Have you even a basic understanding of how the law works ?
Yes I do, and one could be compelled to testify about the other’s acts, and vice versa as it stands, unless they were each other’s spouses.
What principle are you relying on that isn’t in any of my law books?
No-one can be compelled to testify.
One used to have a right to silence before the Blair government removed it. You are still allowed to remain silent, but the Court is free to infer guilt from this.
Indeed. Another consequence of the New Labour Reign of Terror.
But why haven’t the coalition moved to strike it? Couldn’t be that it suits their agenda just as much as New Labours, could it?
Rumpole says it will will be a cut throat defense from Ms.Pryce.
She gets community service,he gets 13 months.
Send him down.
You cannot be compelled to enter the witness box if you are a defendant. That has not changed, you should read your law books more carefully .
You are at cross purposes, the point was that a couple facing charges can be compelled to give evidence against the other, but could refuse to answer where answers might incriminate themselves. Whereas one spouse cn refuse to testify against the other in all circumstances, competent but not compellable as a witness.
It was Major who removed the ‘right to silence’ in 1994 in England & Wales not Blair.
Viki will NOT “HAVE” to answeer the question. It is for the crown to prove its case.
If she wanted to go Queen’s evidence she should have done it before charge for maximum credit. Courts will probably regard telling the press for spite but NOT the police is an aggravating fact.
Don’t give a shit what happens to her Steve, as long as he does time.
That girl in the Portrait Professional editing software ad. I prefer the ‘before’, she looks fucking filthy.
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…………………” The immortal words of Congreve should have warned that pigheaded twat Huhne, but like so many men in positions of power, they think they are untouchable; the higher they are, the harder they fall.
Doh !
Plead guilty Vicky….then the crapolla will hit the ventilator.
I’m only here to talk about grease, the kind Chris will need to ease his passage – in prison – the bastard’.
I’m willing to bet the lying little shit has got some Jock blood in him. Just look at the PM ffs.
Puts a whole new meaning into “Open Prison”…and the term “Privy Councillor”
FFS. Here we go again.
Suggest you an Drop a Daisy Cutter get a room – or probably a cell together.
You can indulge your homosexual prison rape fantasies together.
I didn’t really notice until you pointed it out.
You’re not having projection problems are you?
No I think you are. Stop fucking stalking.
“I didn’t really notice”
FFS.
Are you Daisy’s socky?
I’ve never noticed you before & now you’re a rash.
Me stalking? Get a grip.
He’s getting a grip way too often IMHO.
After the witch hunt against Hester, led by the BBC, I am quite surprised, that this bastion of political impartiality hasn’t seen fit to fill every news cast and political programme, with the demand that Huhne gives up the £17,207 ministerial severance payment.
Hester probably wasn’t a donator to the Church of Gaia and it’s prophet algor (warmth be upon him)
Severance payment?, cut his bollocks off and give him a shilling.
A groat for his scroat?
A severence payment is made when you get rid of someone. NOT when they leave because they have been a TVVAT
Seventeen grand equals the heating bills paid for 100 poorest OAPs for the entire winter I reckon. Needless to say this rich criminal will be keeping all of it to add to his already giant pile of money, I hope he chokes on a prison issue Tea kettle.
Yes Ed, right shame that!
What insensitive bastard thinks its important to mention someones political affiliation when announcing their passing.
Because only socialists matter to other socialists, especially when they are rich.
Blinking visionary like you BolloxBrain!!!
It’s odd but I can’t see Balls saying…
“What terrible,tragic news”
without a huge grin on his face.
Did Nigel sample your lasagne then ?
I thought it was intended for militwit?
Another euphemism? A friend of Mark’s? Please spill. (If you know what I mean.)
He’s dead? That cunt owed me a tenner!
Idiot. There is no such team as Notts Forest.
She probably would plead DURESS !
He committed the offence and as a husband abused his position by being a K.UNT and nagging her to take the points.
In an attempt to save her marriage she relented.
FUCKING SIMPLES ! (pure speculation of course)..
I think i’m going to go to hell for engineering a situation that caused a Bilderberg and high up Labour party member to die from stress/ suspected suicide today.
Did you sabotage his weights ? (You can tell me. I’m a doctor.)
balls
No doubty.
So where is this hell place you speak of Tat? (it’s ok I’m a doctor too)
A real human being and a real hero.
Hope they like Porky Pies!!
She looks like a bloke in a wig.
Beware of Greeks bearing gits.
A multi millionaire Bilderberg member outplayed and outsmarted and driven out of his own club by a once rookie in the investing game who once upon a time had too much time on his hands and came up the whole idea while he was sat pissed up in a park on the dole years ago.
RIP Nigel. I’ll never forget that time you came and drove past me twice at 4 in the morning looking out the window, trying to decide what to do and if you’d get away with running me over or not, while I was walking to work because you must of discovered I had conceived the whole thing and simply moved and played with the already existing pieces on the board.
Inception and conception are indeed powerful weapons.
That is strong shit you’re on tat.
Fuck off TaT you sad sick bastard, go crawl back under that rock you’ve been living under for the past year and die slowly.
:…you must OF…” Shame, that spoils your entire anecdote.
..walking to work.
The twat’s never had a job.
I expect his wife was driving while he was texting.
White a tired, old meme…
Oh Hi Daisy!
Suggest staying off the sauce before 3pm mate.
What speed was the cop doing whilst twittering?
And shouldn’t he say ” apparently “
UNBELIEVABLE. Cop twitters on duty from behind the wheel of his plodmobile.
Where does it say the cop was driving you mong scum ?
It doesn’t as it was an educated guess, you won’t see a copper walking around in that weather out there. But he is tweeting whilst I’m paying his fuckin’ wages.
+1
It would be UNBELIEVABLY helpful if he could indicate to us under exactly what conditions it would be ok to text whilst dr*ving.
He could have been sitting in a car which was stationary or been in the passenger seat wnen he tweeted you utterly thick bastards. Jesus christ the mong count is high today. Fuck me .
Oh you fucking hero!
Now go get my jewellery and notebook back and catch the drugged up illegal immigrant Hunt who stole them last month.
Do they get any revenue from the arrestee to cover the cost of doing that?
Good luck with that then…
Fining motorists is safer and more financially rewarding than catching those nasty career criminal types.
Lucky to stop a Taxi at all
Dear Whitefield Plod.
Are 4x2s any good in the snow?
Goodbye Labour
http://consultation.boundarycommissionforengland.independent.gov.uk/
Interesting question. Does she plead Guilty against Huhne who says he is going to plead Not Guilty
Or does she pleade Not Guilty and instantly make herself out to be a liar as she has already said she did take the points.
Rock and a hard place comes to mind.
As my post above. She will plead guilty.
The ultimate revenge on a lying bastard husband.
Yes I agree . Ultimate knife in back and the most likely route for her to the shortest sentence possible.
Whatever else she is she is an intelligent woman who has thought this through very carefully.
Being intelligent as well as a minger is no excuse nell, as you well know.
http://amog.com/entertainment/celebrity/101248-famous-braniacs-celebrity/
It’s a good job I’m an Adonis as my iq is 58. Never stopped me getting a degree in PPE from Oxford though. Snort.
I didn’t quite read it that way, nell.
I think she was understandably upset and had to suppress her thoughts for rather too long. The she blew her fuse and made her allegations. After this, her family then started to worry that she would face charges as well and, influenced by their concerns, she then started to row back from her position. But she had done enough by that stage…
The passage of time did the rest.
The only thing left for he is to tell the truth and I’s sure that is precisely what she will do.
Huhne on the other hand is in complete denial. Most of his life he will have talked his way out of this and out of that. The delusional twat is in for a rude awakening.
Then after a few months in open prison he’ll discover the bible and beg for more attention to play out his redemption.
*yawns*
Have you had contact with my cat recently?
Just asking.
See, as soon as I have to leave my job as Secretary for Climate Change, the Country is blanketed with snow. Would never have happened if I still held that post.
I’m sorry. N.E.Scotland is snow free.
I presume it’s snowing in the winter in the south of England.
The horror. Isn’t it against your ‘uman rights or summat to have weather in London?
N.E. Scotland is my country. Hoon’s got nothing to do with us.
I’m gay.
Well at lease your out and proud unlike the majority of closeted shit stabbers here.
I think you protest just a little too much.
There you go knock yourself out!
http://www.g-a-y.co.uk/g-a-y-bar
……and still in the closet. Sorry, I hadn’t finished.
I’ll finish you off darling
So am I
That is, he’d never dream of bunking off HoC business to jetset around the world working on his private fortune, fine-tune tax avoidance, spend time penning “comment” items against his own brother or back down from a confrontation with a scotch maximum imbecile
Silly little man.
NEXT!
Committed, decent, and a Labour supporter, in the 21st Century? That is well shocking!
Milliband doesnt know what the word DECENT means…
He’s using taxpayers money to fund his Get Rich Quick Blair lifestyle
He was a C’UNT!
Another insensitive bastard, the guy has died and all they do is crow about him being a labour supporter.
Typical lefty mong behaviour.
Can you be totally committed and indecent then?
Yes, but probably not in that order.
The implication being that total commitment and decency are the prerogatives of the Labour Party. So Blair, Brown Moran, Morley, Chater etc etc etc are such upstanding examples? What a fucking prick!
Here’s the theme music for the television coverage of the legal proceedings taken in L’Affaire M. et (ex)Mme Huhne:
http://www.googlefight.com/
I see David Blunkett is demanding an apology from Scotland Yard because one of their senior officers slagged off Sheffield as not being the best of places to hold a security conference. The comments were made in conference calls to the security services and F.B.I. that were hacked by the “Anonymous” hacking group and made public.
As Blunkett is blind he probably can’t see the shithole the Steel City has become. It’s populated by Asians, Eastern Europeans, drunken students and low-life chav-scum. No sensible person would want to shop in the city centre as they are perpetually accosted by market researchers, Big Issue sellers, charity bullies and beggars. Most of its suburbs are now ethnic ghettoes where Somalian, Yemeni, Kosovan, assorted Asian and other ethnic groups fight for territory and Town Hall taxpayer funded largesse.
Anyway, Blunkett, like all other sensible Sheffielders, has moved away to the Derbyshire countryside, renting a cottage on the Duke of Devonshire’s estate at Chatsworth, so he doesn’t have to put up with the degenerates that now populate the city.
Like all other politicians Blunkett doesn’t know what the f**k he’s talking about.
Simply view it fron another perspective : it is a wonderful example of cultural diversity and social inclusiveness. It also produces legions of Labour voters.
Sounds like they could do with a visit from some Outreach Co-ordinators.
and idiot councillors passing motions on it being a nuclear free zone rather than councilling like they were menat to!
I’ve noticed the relentless attacks on the BBC here. I won’t disagree that it’s biased but I do have to ask: if the BBC wields the influence so many of you believe it does, then how did Thatcher win 3 elections and the Tories have 18 uninterrupted years in power? By your own reasoning that could never have happened because of the BBC. And don’t forget Tony Blair became the most unpopular prime minister in modern history in the last years of his office, and Brown was routinely ridiculed on BBC comedy programmes. It’s just hyperbole to say ALL of the BBC is leftie etc.
That explains perfectly the empty champagne bottles littering the corridors of the BBC when Teflon Tony first slithered into No.10 then.
Hello Mr Botney!
You could argue that the BBC was liberal years ago but after 13 years of Labour it most definitely became leftwing and their political mouthpiece as it still is to this day.
There’s no maybes about it any more it’s common knowledge and well understood by the majority of the public.
The BBC simply looks after its own interests. No other country would allow a state broadcaster to be funded by a poll tax under threat of turning its own citizens into criminals. The overpaid mediocrities of the BBC know that the status quo is much more likely to be maintained by Labour than by the Tories.
I may have missed the “..BBC ridicule Brown ..” bit. Did that ever happen?
No because 13 years of Labour failure have been erased by the BBC, according to them the mess we’re in now is all down to ‘Fatcher’ who of course left power over 20 years ago.
“then how did Thatcher win 3 elections ”
One reason why ‘Thatcher’ (what a give-away) won three elections could be that back in the 1980s people still remembered the 1970s.
Then just maybe the Bbbc were able to flush the decade down the memory hole.
The most frightening aspect of the party regime-that it could obliterate memory, turn lies into Truth and alter the Past.
You only have to watch BBC Questiontime or listen to the Radio 5 phone in to hear BBC lies parroted by the thick proles.
I really can’t be arsed to answer that one.Over to you Dimblebum to give the stazi reply.
Bollinger all round except for the oiks. Cheers!
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Anyone else think that these slappers look worth a poke….. or is it just me again !
Politics – poking?
It’s all about the art of the possible from opposite perspectives.
They all look too good looking for my taste
Come and join us Ed!
“Tory MPs revolting over wind farm subsidies”
Aah! The valiant, revolting Tory MPs
Don’t tell us they’ve managed to get off their knees
In adoring obeisance to Dave the Wet
Who’s digging us deeper and deeper in debt
And throwing the money at everyone but
Soft Tory voters who elected the nut
I’m revolting over wind, revolting over wind,
Wind’s gonna die down.
I’m revolting in my suit, revolting in my suit,
So flabby I look.
And I’m revolting in my pants, revolting in my pants,
My seat’s in Northants.
And I’m revolting in my habits, revolting in my habits,
No way I’m gonna help you.
I’m an MP, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the benches,
Yeah on the benches, on the benches yeah,
I do my little turn on the benches.
I’m revolting to my wife, revolting to my wife,
Too nasty by far.
And I’m revolting to my gal, revolting to my gal,
How does that grab you, pal?
I’m an MP, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the benches,
Yeah on the benches, on the benches yeah,
I plant my flabby arse on the benches.
I’m revolting to you, revolting to you, revolting to you.
‘Cos I’m an MP, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the benches,
Yeah on the benches, on the benches yeah,
I plant my flabby arse on the benches.
I’m revolting all my life, revolting all my life,
Poor you, poor gal, poor wife,
I’m revolting over wind, revolting over wind,
Wind’s gonna die down.
And how revolting is this song?
Pissing it down with rain here in the south west. If you up country folk get this as snow then you have problems. But I have a feeling that once again the Met office have got it wrong and there will not be a blanket of white stuff in the morning clogging up Engerland.
This seems to tell it like it is :
http://www.xcweather.co.uk/GB/forecast
& here in the north east it’s a tropical 2 degrees.
There you are. Global warming. It’s true.
Is that you, Jimmy?
Told you so
Looks like the communists are still causing misery for folk after a century of oppression.
I did my best to show that democracy is best by killing thousand of Iraqs but it got me nowhere except billionaire status.
phoney bliar a democrat? don’t make me laugh.
He’s of that bob geldof ilk ‘looking after number one’, wasn’t it.
I’m shure ,shure,shure another orish person who has eye problems will be making a huge donation to wind farms & brown babies any time soon.
be sure begorrah an all de hot air from da bogs will turn dem windmills an make ma money, ah now to be sure oym oirish begorrah
Ha ha absolute beginner mate !
Assuming they are asked to plead, it should occur in alphabetical order, which will place Huhne ahead of Pryce (or even by christian name, if they are both still legally ‘Huhne’).
That means Huhne will have to declare his plea first – let’s assume it is Not Guilty from him.
The Vicky then dives in with her Guilty plea, thus nailing Huhne to his previously-stated plea before showing her own hand and, in so doing, cutting the smug, pompous tw@t’s legs off, leaving him to fluster a defence against her ‘guilty’ evidence.
What joy.
Are they selling gallery seats on e-Bay yet ? Better than fiasCoe’s Olympic drug-fielled drivel.
Please please please Nick let me come back. I’ve had my hair cut just like yours and I promise not to talk about asteroids or chase cheeky girls.
I greatly admired your Gordon Brown, he made me look like a beginner.
http://tinyurl.com/8xj7e2q
Sounds like India should be sending us aid.
Dave – are you listening ?
In that case I’d like a chicken korma with fried rice and a couple of onion bhajis, you can keep the call centres.
Perhaps those Syrians protesting in London might like to fuck off back to Syria if they want to cause trouble. How fucking dare they abuse this country’s hospitality.
For the Right to progress we must disown the Daily Mail as its full of shite and pish poor features.
I thought left wing pillocks like you didn’t believe anything you read in the Mail?
Sometimes I do wonder how many people our so called democracies have killed over the years?
Well, left wing tyrannies have manage 150 million plus, so make up your own figure why don’t you?
cooooeeeeeee!
I blame the Juuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwws!
Pardon you spastic cretin? I’ve always bashed you toy town n a z i wannabes skulls in on this blog. Go fuck off and play in traffic you cripple.
For the LEft to progress we must disown the Grauniad as its full of shite and pish poor features.
I’d like to wish you all well during the snowy weather.
I think wind farms are slowing our south westerly winds down to such an extent cold easterly systems are starting to dominate the winter weather.
We could all call it ‘Global cooling’ and I could apply for many government grants to prove it.
What do you think?
Oddly, New Scientist magazine, a nest of extreme warmists who push their ideas with genuinely religious zeal, says in the editorial of its issue for 28 January:
‘If we start to extract immense amounts of power from the wind, for instance, it will have an impact on how warmth and water move around the planet, and thus on temperatures and rainfall.’
It goes on, of course, ‘…no one is suggesting we should stop building wind farms on the basis of this risk.’ Oh no, that would be heresy.
Full article, at present still readable by non-subscribers, at
http://tinyurl.com/77f56a2
> If we start to extract immense amounts of power from the wind, for instance, it will have an impact on how warmth and water move around the planet, and thus on temperatures and rainfall.’
1000% twaddle and nonsense. New Scientist is laughably bad nowadays.
The FT also was a decent, sound on economics, rag until lefty wankpieces took over the show. They fuck up wherever they appear, and they’re appearing way too often in the institutions of this nation, like a fucking purulent rash.
and The Economist wasn’t bad either.
Now it picks the worst junk from New Labour Scientist and the most Keynesian claptrap from around the world, plus the world news is mostly progressive BS.
Same with the BBC up until about 1990, in response to earlier queries.
Go for it. The notion that ‘green’ energy is totally free is absurd when you think about it. For instance, suppose you fill up a field with solar panels : that means that the sunlight will never reach the ground beneath those panels, that the grass will die and that the ground will not be heated by the sun like it was before. The field itself will effectively be dead. That could hardly be a good thing if practised on a massive scale.
The same goes for wind energy, tidal energy and whatever else you care to think of. The effects may well be less than obvious to start with but there will very definitely be some effect and knock-on consequences. Nothing is for nothing.
The ‘green’ lobby, of course, has such a blinkered view that it doesn’t want to consider such things, yet, strangely enough, they would have us believe that by allowing miniscule extra amounts of an essential gas to enter the atmosphere we are about to rapidly destroy both the planet and ourselves.
Our planet manages to look after itself pretty well. The ‘greens’ are, if anything, more likely to destroy the planet than save it. It’s all a question of balance, and ‘green’ policies are anything but balanced.
Well would you believe it , every action has an equal but opposite reaction in action,
they keep forgetting about the energy used to make the steel and copper used in the windmills, the greenies only thoughts is the “free” wind energy and they don’t even think that energy requirements used in maintaining the structures.
consequences
many years ago the french sort of ‘dammed up’ a river. the tide came in and the water was captured up river. when there was a need for electricity, they let the water out to produce power.
however . . . the stored volume of water, no longer free to move in the ocean had an unusual effect. it caused the earth to wobble a little. ok tiny, but measurable. now imagine it on a grand scale across the globe. hence for many years this great idea has not been pursued.
私は殿下への謝罪を提供します。
That was supposed to be an apology to Japanese below. I apologise deeply for my misplaced apology. [Goes off to commit helo-kiti (a vulgar name for what is properly called sudoku)]
The whole thing comes into perspective when you consider that the point of all this green flummery is to make money. An early and obvious case was that of exhaust catalysts on cars. Exhaust emissions could have been cleaned up in one of two ways: a slight redesign of engines to make them ‘lean burn’, costing little and improving fuel consumtion; or adding a catalyst, costing a lot because they contain expensive platinum, and increasing fuel consumption. Johnson Matthey, the company that has a near monopoly in platinum production, lobbied the US government to go for catalysts, and so we are stuck with these stupid things.
Similar motives lie behind all the other expensive and defective tat we are lumbered with, such as energy saving lightbulbs — and, of course, those fucking windmills.
The Telegraph motoring section recently pointed out that the battery-powered car that won the Car of the Year Award, the Toyota Leaf, was the most expensive of all mass-produced cars to run. The hideous hybrid Prius was high up in the same list.
That would be the ‘Nissan Leaf’ and not the nonexistent Toyota version.
A former Johnson Matthey inside once told me that they were totally shocked to get the approval for catalytic converters, they were just ‘flying a kite’ but the US Government swallowed it.
Then JM started a mad panic amongst their engineering team working out how to build them commercially, after they had committed to it.
Catalytic convertors also do not work 100% of the time for example they work in downtown LA but not in the Sierra Nevada mountains. They be racist I guess.
First!
Get back in you cot and get the fuck off my iPad.
Now where is your pension book I need some more cash to go out on the lash
I soiled it with a wee jobbie again.
I am a complete fucking idiot!
Psst ,,, Lembit, over here mate.
Do you remember that night you picked me up from Stansted ?
it is a disgrace that people in todays society seek to avoid speeding points.
I have put extensive pressure on the PM and the CPS and the police to take a stance against Mr HUHNE.
Once again the PM just does not get the public sentiment and has stood by and done nothing to protect the low paid whilst he yet again protects the rich.
What a Huhne.
http://www.people.co.uk/2012/02/05/people-scoop-that-brought-down-cabinet-minister-huhne-102039-23735983/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theyre-making-me-look-ridiculous-6432595.html
I’m very concerned that Gromit could get dragged in to all of this.
They’re all barking.
We at the BBC will continue our campaign against bankers’bonuses.We do not see why the public should be forced to fund the lavish lifestyles of the mediocre and talentless.
I endorse this biased message.
So do i.
She did not say “No”. Bong!
What’s the scandal surrounding Bellend?
Who is Bellend?
http://order-order.com/2011/09/07/the-honourable-member-for-paris/
He’s a lazy self serving useless tvvat .
Perfectly suited to the constituents he serves.
She sounds like one of the saner Westminster incumbents.
We very much doubt it. Has the honourable idiot not heard of the thorium cycle?
Beam me up Scottie.
I’m given to understand that thorium-based reactors are inherently safer and cleaner than uranium-based reactors, and indeed that the only reason we use uranium-based reactors is because they produce plutonium, and people in high places wanted us to have the means to nuke the shit out of each other.
My analysis of Nads relative to others at Westminster still applies.
Are there enough windmills around the country so that all MPs can be hung from one?
fusion may come about in 5 yrs 50 yrs or 500 yrs.
fusion is like huhne’s prosecution – real soon now
nuclear however is available now.
There are about 2,400 so plenty of lamp posts, dare not think of the cost… construction, maintenance, lovely jubbly grants to landowners and guaranteed handsome returns on a few miserable kilowatts of unreliable energy. 2400 x ££££?, that’s got to be a colossal sum, no wonder Joe bloggs is freezing in his garret.
Nice tits Nad.
This is pathetic :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/9062162/Severe-snow-and-ice-bring-Britain-to-a-standstill.html
It’s winter. Winter happens to have arrived a little late this year but this is what we get most years, sooner or later. Why the hell does it come as such a complete shock to so many people when it snows ? Oh, I forgot. Lots of them haven’t lived here very long.
Lots of kids enjoying it because its a weekend, but it is starting to thaw already.
Although he was right to resign, I feel that Guido has been very petty in the way he has written about CH over the last few months. At the end of the day, he may well have got his wife to accept speeding points on his behalf and then lied about it. I don’t really consider that to be a heinous crime. I accept that it’s against the law and slightly immoral. I just don’t think it’s actually all that bad a thing to have done.
It’s right that the charges have been properly investigated. However, from Guido’s perspective, this seems to primarily have been about pursuing an outspoken big-state politician who he dislikes. Even if all the charges are true, should it really mean the end of this man’s career? Resignation certainly, but you’d expect him to be back in the cabinet pretty soon. David Laws’ actions were surely far more objectionable than anything allegedly done by Huhne.
And if he is found not guilty, will Guido apologise to him for the very personal campaign he has been running on this issue? Your champagne video was truly pathetic.
Huhne is a wrong-un, through and through. Most people will breathe a sigh of relief when he’s gone.
The real delight is the political world will leave him totally behind as he “defends” himself of the alleged wrong doing, just like the orange one he will try desperately to climb the greasy pole only to slide back down again, because his space was taken by another greasy pole climber.
He upset everyone on the way up, and now he’s going to meet them again on the way down. Not so smart, is he ?
He believes in windmill power while the rest of the world goes nuclear. What a fucking nut job, good riddance, although I see that they’ve replaced him with another ecospaz, Ed Davey.
I don’t have any love for the guy-I just don’t think the alleged offences are so bad as to justify taking a triumphant “let’s drink champagne on the guy’s resignation and make sub-Dennis Pennis jokes whilst pursuing him into a building” attitude.
And the fact he may have cheated on his wife and acted like a lying shit in his personal life is irrelevant to whether he can do a good job in government or not.
Despite my points above, I do still think he was right to resign.
“…..in his personal life is irrelevant to whether he can do a good job in government or not.”
No it isn’t really is it?
Its not the speeding that bothers most people, (its a few points a fine) it is the bare-faced ‘alleged’ lies. If he can lie so apparently pursuasively for so long about this, what else would be have been decieving people about? Also, I want a justice system which works better and where all are equal before the law and rich powerful people don’t get away with things they shouldn’t.
“you know where to find me”
You fucking slag.
I surely do.
+1
Politics is not ( or should not be ) a career. You can’t assume voters will provide you a seat for life. It should be a vocation, long or short term. A multi-millionaire, he can return to a career making him even richer. Ans we and Parliament will be well shot of him
Ask ‘extraordinary person’ Dr Alasdair McDonnell MP, leader of sdlp ..
http://www.u.tv/news/McDonnell-defends-MLA-%E2%80%98poverty-claim/51b89d1f-c899-4514-961b-e312489e99d0
“It is important that ordinary people should be able to leave their job or trade to spend a period as representatives, and also be able to go back to their previous life without landing in poverty.”
“I do believe strongly that assembly members because of the volatile nature of the role, where they can be sacked in a month’s notice, that there is a need for generous pension provisions because you could find yourself at 57 or 58 years of age left on the street.”
Excellent post, 10/10.
i agree – huhne die under a rock
Not really.
Huhne allegedly commits an offence (driving dangerously, putting people’s lives at risk) and then gets someone else to carry the can. If true, this is despicable.
And let’s look closer at Huhne’s ‘character’. He’s clocked-up 12 points on his license for driving dangerously, putting people’s lives at risk. I passed my test in 1985 and have so far clocked-up zero points. Huhne’s ex wife describes him as “a maniac”.
And she’s his *ex* wife because the piece of filth cheated on her. Yes, he spoils her life (and the lives of his children) because he wanted to leap into bed with a lesbian.
Guilty or otherwise, Huhne is a nasty, shitty, slimy c*nt.
A lesbian or a Rod Liddle lookalike?
I think that perverting the course of justice is a major offence – especially by a law maker. Sure the initial speeding crime is minor – but the two crimes are very different.
They Got Al Capone for tax evasion…
This is in a similar vein…
He was a wrong’un.
We do not need foreign aid : we have a space programme, nuclear weapons and can buy squadrons of jet fighters.
Would you like a free aircraft-carrier or two ?
well, ok, we’ll take it back. Send us the cheque
No, no, please keep the money I extorted from the people of Britain.
I need you to take it to make me look good and please my masters.
http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2012/02/05/as-india-tells-dfid-to-buzz-off-can-charity-now-start-to-begin-at-home-12650940/
I do hope we have receipts for all this money we have to borrow to throw around the world so our delightful politicians can look like real politicians instead of the plastic ones they are.
Pranab Mukherjee and other Indian ministers tried to terminate Britain’s aid to their booming country last year – but relented after the British begged them to keep taking the money
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/9061844/India-tells-Britain-We-dont-want-your-aid.html
I have spent quite some time this morning trying to find evidence of the Indian government , or indeed, any government, ever actually expressing thanks directly and publically to the British taxpayers (as opposed to UK politicians or officials in private} for all the money that has been given to them over the years. There does not seem to be any online. Can anyone recall such an event?
In Camoron’s fucked-in-the-head view, we should all be “proud” about the aid we give other countries.
We’re giving India £1.2billion over 5 years, which India puts towards the £13billion it’s spending on French jetfighters. No thanks required, we’re all supposed to be “proud”, according to our cocksucker of a PM.
And he scraps our aircraft carrier to save £200million, a fact that has not gone unnoticed by Argentina, which is now openly talking about re-taking the Falklands.
Camoron: a worse PM than Brown.
“cameron: a worse pm than Brown.”
I would absolutely LOVE to get some of the drugs you’re clearly smoking! Are they expensive? I suppose you get them for free from your local GP up in Glasgow, right after you cash in your weekly benefits cheque & go back to your taxpayer-funded home..
Can I remind you that New Labour was an inglish construct put together in the borough of Islington ,
For some of the same reasons you won’t find those on benefitz thanking taxpayers.
Apparently the well-troughed official representatives class of ingrates has a club in London where many of them spend their time laughing and joking at the public’s expense and planning how to screw more money from us without saying a word of thanks.
http://londondiplomaticassoc.com/
The people of Kuwait (someone correct my spelling). After 1st gulf war. They then pumped load of investment cash into Britain to help inner city redevelopment. Here in Coventry they spent a small fortune.
Thank you. One example at last, though sending troops is not usually considered part of the foriegn ai thingy, it does show it is possible for governments to show gratitude.
By the way, how many years ago was the first gulf war now? 20?
Long Time ago.
http://www.dawn.com/2012/02/03/islamists-sweep-kuwait-polls.html
Arabs are good at going full retard.
I spunk your money away every second of the day!
He, he, I’ve hidden my crayons in my belly, because that bad nurse wanted to take them away.
You must be on the mend, they’re usually up your arse.
Having Huhne removed from the Cabinet has brought such joy and happiness to so many people. Disregarding his prosecution, he is without doubt one of the top most nauseating people in goverment.
‘was’.
That great campaigning organ The Guardian is always beating its chest about foreign aid.
Funny how they haven’t carried a word about the Indian finance minister telling Britain to stuff its money.
I suppose some Guardian readers make a nice living from dishing out our money to people who they think deserve it more. Don’t want to rock the boat, eh?
Don’t forget how many fun trips there are abroad for Guardian writers who want to visit aid agencies and programmes abroad in theor Tillry hats and pretend to be heroic front line reporters.
Tilley hats.
None of that jet-setting for dear Polly though. She’s been reporting from the dole queue, mixing with the hoi polloi.
Truly the Princess Diana of our age.
She’s dead, you know.
She’s been nailed to her perch for years.
It has always seemed to me that sending money to brown people is patronising and intrinsically racist. Very much the sort of thing one expects of a socialist government. Thus, it was not a great surprise that Cameron insisted in increasing foreign aid.
Much though it grieves me to agree with Millimong, Cameron is well out of touch. The ordinary people of this, and many other, countries are pissed off to the back teeth with socialism.
It is a shame that the Tories are unable to recognise the talents of anybody who isn’t a left wing con artist in the image of Blair.
Ed Miliband says the snow is all the fault of the coalition.
It’s now officially called the cockalition, ‘cos we’re all cocks.
It used to be known as the cock-a-leakie-ition.
Sadly, even though Huhne’s gone, we’re still in the soup.
My bet on the NFL Super Bowl? The New England Patriots, giving the 3 points. You know how I hate to take the points, right?
I find American ball games generally quite boring. I have tried watching what they call football, but the obsession with statistics and the glacial pace of events is such a turn off, so I would only ever watch highlights, if there are any.
I went to a ball game once. A revolting experience, made worse by wall-to-wall food outlets serving saturated fat by the bucketload. They seemed to be the reason most people attend.
GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU LIMEY SKANK!
American football: Total event lasts three hours,
Is actually a one hour game, when time taken out for commercials, cheerleading and eating.
The ball is only in play for less than 20 minutes.
Only the Yanks could think such a boring event represents sporting excitement.
But then they don’t know any better poor dears.
‘What language you speak in Engerland ?’
I gueth you had to gwow up watching it, ath I did, to weally appwethiate the beauty of the thport. Go, my beloved Patwioth!
yeah but it sure beats watching five full days worth of a silly game which then ends in a draw!
Boooooo!
A pox on you for such blasphemy.
A beef burger, bacon & cheese served in a Krispy Kreme doughnut? Touches all the bases for me
We have 3 months to save the NHS.
I’d prefer to save the patients FROM the National Death Service.
BUPA for all.
Admit the communist treatment rationing model doesn’t benefit the staff.
And three years to save the planet.
Much, much less now I’ve gone.
Funny series of tweets last night starting with one from Holly Vallance saying that she thought she had blown a speaker. For some reason Sally Bercow’s name appeared several times :=)
After a couple of weeks of banker-bashing apparently its is becoming all too much for them, they are human beings and they are not all bad. Worse still, they fear of public vilification is allegedly frightening them from doing business in the UK, poor darlings
Try becoming a manufacturer, we’ve been relentlessly battered for two or three decades now. I can vouch that the treatment meted out by bankers to their business clients (when they finally see the train-wreck of their own making) is most unpleasant. Yet, one good year in ten is what keeps manufacturers alive and kicking.
One bad year in fifty and a banker is on his knees, threatening once again to vote Labour if he can’t have his cake and ha’penny.
What do points make?
Prize pricks.
Senor Guido (should that be Signor?), would you consider putting the content for your video links on your own server? YouTube is blocked or otherwise unavailable to half the world’s population.
Yes, you’re quite famous abroad too! But we can’t get the full benefit of your website.
Your huhnting has paid off. That shit deserves jail. But, aha! I see from today’s news that expressing your views online about a pending trial could get you locked up forever (Terry case, possible contempt of court).
Not to worry. I retract my statement. The cuhnt is a shit and deserves jhail.
What has Mr Wogan been up to now?
other than banker-bashing & making sycophantic comments about being part of Europe & littering our countryside with worthless wind turbines & getting booted out of office for fiddling expenses…..have the Lib-Dems actually contributed much of any significance at all to this coalition government? All they seem to have done from day one is to persist on extracting concession after concession for their hippy dippy lunatic ideas…the country would be far far better off if Cameron could just get on with cleaning up all the diarhea left behind by the amazingly inept & incompetent Labour twits. The Lib-Dems are like a 70mph headwind slowing us down massively…
Its a votes thing. David Cameron hadn’t got as many as he needed to be Prime Minister.
But he had more than Blair did in 2005…………
And look what good that did everyone. Still, it is the system, and for the first time in my adult life the government is supported by more than half the population. Like ‘em or loath ‘em, they therefore have the political, legal and moral authority to tell the House of Lords to f<ck off, so let's be thankful for small mercies.
That was his own fault listening to people such as Hilton who advised him to let Cleggie take part in the PM Debates(Clegg hadn’t a cat in hell’s chance of becoming PM)and then allowing Cleggie to out -bullshit him in the first debate.There were actually idiots who thought the Lib-Dems could form a government and students who belived the crap on fees they were being fed by the Lib-Dems. Cameropn’s decison cost him at least 10 Conservative/LibDem marginals such as Solihull and eastbourne etc etc.
The BBC was also busy telling everyone from November 2009 that a “Balanced Parliament” was the best for the UK. Some of the electorate actually thought that meant that all three parties would sit down after an election and form a government !!!
Definition of mediacracy :.
(mē’dē-ə-krə-sē)
1. (n.) Government, usually indirectly, by the popular media; often a result of democracy going awry. A system in which politicians stop thinking and begin listening exclusively to the media regarding what the important issues are and what they should do about them.
They used to say Teflon Tony I think we should start saying Lucky Dave because every time he is in a mess it seems to work out in his Favour
Huhne was the biggest pain in his Cabinet and now he has been removed thanks to some extra marital shenanigans.
Fox too was a thorn in his side and he managed to blow himself up with a box of matches
It was the same with that eu summit. he was put in a corner and did not fight his corner and came up smelling of roses.
When the luck runs out I hope no innocent people are going to lose their lives.
I fancy a chinese.
So did Rupert.
Never mind Huhne when there are poor souls like this around…a truly sad tale….
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Don’t encourage the fuckers, they’ll only start calling it ‘Lazycowitis’ and make it an official disease with concomitant benefits.
“Doreen,” you are Meryl Streep, and I claim my 5 quid!
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Get your outfit here.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/sis.html?_nkw=Hijab+Niqab+Burqa+Jilbab+Islam
We have had enough of that sort of nonsense in N.Ireland, now you support a religious march which is bound to be inflammatory on the streets of London of which many Moslem’s do not approve anyway, I would have thought somebody with your privileged education (aren’t you lucky as a woman to get one?) would know better, silly cow!.
What a waste.
What prophet would that be.
… never send to know for whom the Bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
John Donne
Meditation 17
Devotions Upon Emergent Occasion
1624
Before the days of superinjunctions.
Sir Stuart Bell is planning a super injunction around his trial with the local who egged him in ten days time. Terry Dixon wants his day in Court to freely discuss / reveal the ‘grudge’ he has held over Bell for 20 years.
Looks as if it has been granted…
Will this be the end of Bell?
I just can’t think of a witty caption…
Bell’s ring is less than melifluous?
Don’t know what this is about but I remember the Thorpe story went public after Scott was in Court for some minor matter and was able to blurt out the bones of his story knowing that the waiting reporters were all at last able to print it.
Scott was barking, if you will excuse the expression. In public life, someone will always be making suggestions about you, regardless of the truth. Dixon may have a grudge but there is nothing to suggest that he is imbalanced. For Bell to apply for a superinjunction, it would seem that there is something he wants to hide and he knows that Dixon is likely to use it. To use Labour’s old adage, if there was nothing to hide, he has nothing to fear. Now, of course, he wants it both ways.
I am making no case for or against here (apart from the obvious fact that Bell is vile.) The real issue is that, if it were you or me, this option would not be available. That cannot be right.
Road Cameras. Spot the “blanket of snow covering Britain” I give up.
http://www.keepmoving.co.uk/home_jamcams.aspx#mapSection
Of courthe you can’t, it’th thtealth thnow. It’th the coalithion’th latetht thecret weapon againtht the thqueethed middle.
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I never thought in a million years that I would even listen to J Oliver, let alone agree with him!!!!!!!!!
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Vicky is my hero.
you stupid fool! go play with your windmills. Idiot!
Last attempt…
Doreen’s story
I told you I was Ill.
My bloody five quid, if you please? (see 414 @ 4:08 pm)
If she really did swear an Affadavit saying that she took his point, the she’s going to have to either plead guilty, or face prosecution for perjury!
Strange what love does.
I reckon she’s done a deal with plod.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
G. Good game. No shame. Refs decision. C’est la vie.
And it’s over now to our Special Correspondent, Robot Pissed-On, the Finance and Special Mouthpiece of our Glorious and Beloved Leader, Comrade Grouniad Brownstainovich.
Robot, tell us, what can you tell us?
Well, I can tell you that the Finance Experts of North Chorea and MugagagagbeLand have given the thumbs up not only to the Wondrous plans of our Leader but also to the plans of Ed Millitwit.
More later.
And remember, pay your telly tax – we’re worth it!!!
Vote ‘Yes’ to AV !
Do keep up dear!
Vote yes to AV = £200 million down the drain.
Vote yes to Independence for Scotland, hmm, tricky one, let me think, Ballot paper options:
A.) Independence for Scotland
B.) More Independence for Scotland
C.) Less Independence for Scotland
D.) Alex Salmond for El Presidento
Independence from Scotland.
What a joy to see there are no white or Asian players in the African Cup of Nations.
All the Asians are over here and they burned the last white farmer the other week.
Noel Gallagher has said Britain was all better under Thatcher. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-2094856/Noel-Gallagher-It-better-Margaret-Thatcher.html
A course of re-hab that’s worked for once then.
I’m surprised that Guido, of all people, doesn’t know that everyone who’s accused has the right to say nothing.
It’s for the prosecution to prove their case with the evidence they have available.
So there’s no question that either Huhne or Pryce “will have to Answer”.