January 31st, 2012

The Perils of the Modern Labour Party

Guido isn’t sure whether he believes this one, but it’s a great line anyway.

After the Mail ran with Sophy Ridge’s blog post about the Balls’ lasagne plot, it’s become the hottest ticket in town.

Skinner’s invite must have got lost in the post… 


24 Comments

  1. 1
    Come on? says:

    would you want a Balls lasagne ?

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  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Picture looks like Ricky Gervais

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  3. 3
    non-Sir Fred says:

    How can II sleep at Knight?

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  4. 4
    C'est la plane pour moi says:

    Not AV, but first pasta the post.

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  5. 5
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I bet he said “lasagne” with a hard ‘g’ as well.

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  6. 6
    Rh- says:

    just dont serve Negroamaro with the lasagne otherwise Abbott will report you for a hate crime! White people love to seve up Negroamaro.

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  7. 7
    Sid's cafe says:

    It’s not proper English nosh, bloody foreign muck.

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  8. 8
    Synic says:

    Good ole’ Dennis Skinner. Proper Labour, not like Ed and his shitmates, all Oxford P.P.E.’s and SPAD creepers, never done any real work, CNUTS.

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    • 16
      Prince Hari says:

      Give Dennis a knighthood. Very deserving.

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      • 19
        Synic says:

        Dennis Skinner would make a better member of the House of Lords than many of the geriatric troughing placemen there at present. Alas he would probably refuse, because he’s got more honour and dignity than all those fraudsters put together.

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      • 24
        Extinction is nigh says:

        Sir Beastofbosolverasaurus

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  9. 11
    Edukated at a dumbed down Univerzity says:

    Who is Lasagne? Is he in the Shadow Cabinet?

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  10. 12
    Spaghetti Ballonhisknees says:

    Eu urgh!

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  11. 13
    The Doddering Old Fart. says:

    Dennis, “What is Lasagne anyway?” Connotation, Shit.

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  12. 14
    Huge Grant says:

    Would Ed Balls recognise a Bakewell Tart if he saw one?

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  13. 15
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Skinner only eats dinosaur steak. Time you retired Skinner, you must be way past 65 years old. Just scrounging from the tax payer. Old habits die hard for commies.

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    • 17
      Anonymous says:

      I don’t agree with Skinner politically but I think his views are genuinely held.

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      • 18
        Anonymous says:

        That’s because he’s genuinely mad.

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        • 22
          Tory Voter says:

          Yes any MP who is bottom of the expenses claims list, honest views, not a puff, grammar school educated, total integrity and still working over 65 years of age must be considered mad these days.

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  14. 23
    Popeye says:

    I believe it. The “beast” is one of the most ignorant and ill mannered louts among many.

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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