January 31st, 2012

The Perils of the Modern Labour Party

Guido isn’t sure whether he believes this one, but it’s a great line anyway.

After the Mail ran with Sophy Ridge’s blog post about the Balls’ lasagne plot, it’s become the hottest ticket in town.

Skinner’s invite must have got lost in the post… 


24 Comments

  1. 1
    Come on? says:

    would you want a Balls lasagne ?

  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Picture looks like Ricky Gervais

  3. 3
    non-Sir Fred says:

    How can II sleep at Knight?

  4. 4
    C'est la plane pour moi says:

    Not AV, but first pasta the post.

  5. 5
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I bet he said “lasagne” with a hard ‘g’ as well.

  6. 6
    Rh- says:

    just dont serve Negroamaro with the lasagne otherwise Abbott will report you for a hate crime! White people love to seve up Negroamaro.

  7. 7
    Sid's cafe says:

    It’s not proper English nosh, bloody foreign muck.

  8. 8
    Synic says:

    Good ole’ Dennis Skinner. Proper Labour, not like Ed and his shitmates, all Oxford P.P.E.’s and SPAD creepers, never done any real work, CNUTS.

  9. 9
    Polly Towrag says:

    I’ve seen the poor people eat it here in Tuscany

  10. 10
    Dennis the Oracle says:

    Didn’t you once have lassacne pet?

  11. 11
    Edukated at a dumbed down Univerzity says:

    Who is Lasagne? Is he in the Shadow Cabinet?

  12. 12
    Spaghetti Ballonhisknees says:

    Eu urgh!

  13. 13
    The Doddering Old Fart. says:

    Dennis, “What is Lasagne anyway?” Connotation, Shit.

  14. 14
    Huge Grant says:

    Would Ed Balls recognise a Bakewell Tart if he saw one?

  15. 15
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Skinner only eats dinosaur steak. Time you retired Skinner, you must be way past 65 years old. Just scrounging from the tax payer. Old habits die hard for commies.

  16. 16
    Prince Hari says:

    Give Dennis a knighthood. Very deserving.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t agree with Skinner politically but I think his views are genuinely held.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    That’s because he’s genuinely mad.

  19. 19
    Synic says:

    Dennis Skinner would make a better member of the House of Lords than many of the geriatric troughing placemen there at present. Alas he would probably refuse, because he’s got more honour and dignity than all those fraudsters put together.

  20. 20
    Yvette the Jealous says:

    If he so much as looks at one, I’ll punch his lights out.

  21. 21
    Spartacus says:

    next they will be suggesting that parki stuff kurrie

  22. 22
    Tory Voter says:

    Yes any MP who is bottom of the expenses claims list, honest views, not a puff, grammar school educated, total integrity and still working over 65 years of age must be considered mad these days.

  23. 23
    Popeye says:

    I believe it. The “beast” is one of the most ignorant and ill mannered louts among many.

  24. 24
    Extinction is nigh says:

    Sir Beastofbosolverasaurus


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