Sarkozy and Dave’s bromance peaked on a balcony in Benghazi, but hit a new low when the half-pint refused to shake hands after Dave’s veto before Christmas. Well blink and you would have missed their forced man-love in Brussels this afternoon:
Given that Sarkozy claimed last night that the UK “has no industry“, you might have thought Dave would be playing it cool, but he instigated the smiles and bat backs. All ten seconds of them…
Reform the House of Lords | Nigel Farage
Labour Members Don’t Believe Ed Can Be PM | Rafael Behr
How China Bought Britain | London Loves Business
Why Dave Shouldn’t Check His Twitter | Buzzfeed
Young People Getting More Libertarian | ConHome
How to Write a Dan Hodges Column | Left Foot Forward
Politicians Made This Mess | Douglas Carswell
Magna Carta – Walking in King John’s Footsteps | Anna Raccoon
How to Stop Reckless Bankers | Guido Fawkes
Tories Double Younger Support | Guardian
Public Prefers Boris to Dave | Times
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
 |
Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Go on Dave, Toss the dwarf!!!
The UK has no industry!
Yes we do…
We have the libertarian industry
We have the holocaust remembrance industry
We have the race relations industry
We have the immigration industry
We have the shrinking of the state industry
We have the arming the world industry
We have the human rights industry
We have the hypocrisy industry
We have the pantomime industry
We have the bonus industry
etc etc etc
Oh no we don`t.
+1
The UK etc industry seems to be working overtime. We have to introduce an EU Etc Directive to bring it into line with lazy Europ^an abbreviation norms
I think we manufactured 2.8 million cars last year.
We have more manufacturing than ever, we just need less people to do it.
Foreign companies operating in UK may have done, but they take their profits to invest back home. Or is that 2.8 million Mogans that I haven’t managed to see?
errr … Morgans
Those profits are in pounds which have to be spent in this economy. Don’t sweat it. Trade is good. More trade is better.
AC1 – yes, it is true that trade is good. But re-investment is better.
Their profits are taxed here. Their workers are British and are taxed here.
If we allow foreign companies to invest here, they create more jobs and therefore reduce unemployment.
Simples.
Just like you.
It doesn’t really matter what the badge says, its more to do with how much of the production is in the country, and how much money it brings in.
Sarko said that as well all last night. I think he was hinting that French people who buy Dacias are cocks.
Sorry, Smoggie, the profits made are not invested here, I suspect. The foreign entrepreneurs are international and building an empire with a tax-efficient system. They have and do take our politicuans for mugs. Other than that we all seem to agree.
. . . . . . . . and of course the ‘wupping the Frenchies arses’ industry!
Don’t forget we now have:
Olympic Delivery Board
London Development Agency
LOCOG
Government Olympic Executive
Department of Culture Media & Sports
UK Sport
Jeremy Hunt
Not to mention Tessa Jowls
All wrapped up in Dow Chemicals
Eat your heart out Beijing
What is Dave’s defeat?
I see “Cameron to nod through EU treaty” headline on the ft, but it’s behind the paywall.
The FT. As unbiased as we are.
Go to Google, type Cameron to Nod through Treaty and look at the results.
I would prefer that he fell asleep then shouted out VETO at the right moment.
He is doing more U turns than a Chav in a souped up Astra.
I thought they drove Corsas. And for “souped-up” read “has go-faster stripes and a noisy exhaust”.
I think you mean souped-up Novas
If he’s nodding through a treaty, does that mean we get a referendum? Like he promised?
These bastards break the law so often now that they hope no one will notice.
Yes, we should have a referendum.
It is a massive change to our interaction with the socialist EU – giving them access to the Court for “punishment” of future offending Regional Fiefdoms requires sanction at the ballot box by the British.
But dont hold your breath – Cameron will do all he can to thwart democracy here in the UK.
Blue Labour out.
I nodded through the abortion changes.
Well Cameron is about to capitulate so I suppose sucking up is in order
Hi everyone! I’m still alive and hoping it’s not too cold for you all in Scotland and England. Isn’t my old chum Alex Salmond doing well? He can run rings round that funny man you have in charge who looks like Commander Data! Anyway life here in Tripoli is getting back to normal, what with the bribery and what goes on in the jails I feel quite at home. I’m off for nine holes of golf now, so salaam aleykum everyone!
Dave: Good moaning.
Nick: I cannot understand a word that you say.
Dave: I was pissing by the window.
I saw this being talked about so went to the BBC News to take a look and it’s EdM giving some speech or other.
You’d think after the RBS losses and the hypocriticalness of having a go at the bonus his party designed he’d shut up today.
Wasn’t it You Can’t Get Me, I’m Part of The Union; but I’m doing all I can to patronise Salmong and The Scots Gnats.
“Salmong and The Scots Gnats”
Ooh, I like that. I wish I’d thought of it.
You will !
Is he on a step ladder?
Yes, he’s on a stepladder to HELL.
Whatever that means.
Possibly the most expensive bromance on record. Thieving shits, all of them. As for Boy Dave, weak and and a closet europhiliac.
‘Closet’ in the same sense that Russell T Davies (ex of Doctor Who) and the MP for Bermondsey are closeted? Yeah, that looks strange without the double ‘T’ but it seems to be correct.
I guess asking Sarko who the father is of Carla’s baby was a bit naughty
So what is the collective noun for a pair of Hunts then?
The defendants
haha!! x
+1
“un couple de cons”
The Lib Dems’ total representation in the House of Commons at the next Parliament?
Lesbians?
Sarkopolean & Heath 2 are two cheeks of the same federalist arse.
Cameron out, Blue Labour out.
Pour ceux qui attendent avec impatience que le slogan préféré des médias, le «U-turn», je n’ai qu’une seule chose à dire: «Vous tournez si vous voulez la dame n’est pas pour le tournage.”.
Comprenez Hunt.
Moi je suis d’accord avec Nic.
Being friendly to an enemy always messes with their minds
“Hows the wife and baby?”
Shorto will be thinking
“Is he suggesting that its not mine?”
“the Rolling stones will be playing O2 next year would you like to come along?”
Merde zis rosbif is playing avec moi”.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
“You must bring carla to stay again she went down so well last time”
” carla, do you like frogs legs or do you just like bow legged men ? hahah”
“Nice to see you both,cheerio”
What does Carla plan to do after the presidential election?
I’m available.
I would rather screw Worzel Gummidge. Forget that, you look too much alike.
I imagine DC is just paying lip service to a ‘dead man walking’ as Sarkozy will be unimportant after the French elections and will himself ‘have no industry’!
France has loads of foreign oil interests…
Hence the attempt, “No war, {in exchange for} for oil”….
Oh I am not so sure. I suspect that Sarkozy will have some high level role within the EU offered to him, as reward for his sterling service toward the destruction of the nation states of EUland, or Greater Germany as it will soon be called.
A quoi ça sert ?
Sarkosy est griller.
you’ve used an infinitive there where you wanted a past participle.
If you split an infinitive you get a clitic, a contraction and an interjection.
Just saying their goodbyes.
A new left wing French Government will soon be talking with our glorious leader Ed if we have our way
Dream on.
btw, how about a live blog for Panorama. Wouldn’t that be fun?
Or for something that has a bit more relevance to the real world, such as Celebrity Boob Jobs That Went Wrong.
Fair point. You have much more of a feel for guidophiles than I do.
Sarkozy’s just pissed off cos the Brits (Mick Jagger & Eric Clapton) spent years giving Carla a jolly good rogering before he finally met her….
Carla, after a lifetime of self-starvation, has found happiness with France’s most powerful man and finally has had the chance to enjoy the finest food which her adopted nation has to offer.
Who can blame her for finally putting on a few kilos and looking her age?
A French politician gets the top job and makes a play for Carla Bruni. An English politician gets the top job and goes after Edwina Currie.
Lack of ambition is a terrible thing.
Only a sartorial point, i know. But without the heightners in his shoes, exactly HOW short, is Nicolas Sarkozy?
Crikey! “How short is Nicolas Sarkozy” gets 36,200,000 hits on Google!
Here’s a good answer: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8243486.stm
Thanks Tessa!! A rather ropey pic of Napoleon, i thought. 5`5, who`d of though…and poor Carla having to wear ballet pumps all the time. I`m surprised she is`nt down on her knees, next to him…..oh dear, forget that mental image.
She may wear the shoes but clearly forgot the poisson position – legs tightly together while held aloft by partner.
“Dave” had to be careful of the dagger being plunged into his back as Sarko whispered into his ear…”I weel mek show-r zat ze Cite uv Luon-dohn iz propair-lee facked ovair beef-oor I go !”
Nick and that punch line was “I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that little French shit again.”
Shortarsy stood more chance of stabbing dave in the ankles than the back.
Just because Sarkosy feels he must behave like a boorish, French, cheese-eating surrender monkey doesn’t mean Cameron has to stoop so low; apart that is to reach the little fellow’s hand of course.
Isn’t Sarko a muppet? France’s economy has less “industry” than Britain.
Confirmed here, industry is 18% of their economy.
http://www.indexmundi.com/france/gdp_composition_by_sector.html
The french have no word for Entrepreneur.
They do
Its “le bastard” then they either cut off their heads or if its a german take the usual french position when the hun hoves in to view
“at the ready, pants down and bend over pour herr herman”
F ucking despicable snail botherers
A rather strange linguistic trick there. Why do we need the word “entreprenoor” anyway. its just a businessman with a grin.
They have all been to or are graduates of the Frankfurt School, bastard traitors.
We have some fine industries in this country, it’s just that they tend not to get the attention of the homosexual greenie left wing shite that runs the BBC or the Guardian.
Formula 1 is basically a British industry.
Rolls Royce aero engines is a world success
Britain has a very successful space industry, we produce a lot of the world satellites and kit to go on them.
Problem is the Guardian and BBC have a problem with the industries above, where are the homosexuals? the women? the one legged lesbians?
Have you ever seen a diversity officer at McLaren?
Have to ever seen prayer mats at Rolls Royce?
The BBC thinks a good industry is one where billions of pounds of public sector money have been urinated away to employ a few left wing wankers with degrees in ‘wimmins’ issues’
Should have just smacked the half pint around the face and gone “Hawn hee hawn hee hawn” ….. in French of course!
Votre marie est tres sexy
How does it feel to know that Mick Jagger blew his tubes all over her face?
I would ask him that right in his ear whilst smiling and cuddling him just to wait for the gallic dwarf to throw a punch
Then pretend to look astonished and hurt as his life disolved before my eyes
I heard it, and it was a bloody bizarre aside.
A bloke asked about raising VAT (which goes to reduce employment taxes/charges):
sarko: “when germans raised their VAT, the shops didn’t raise their prices”
Interviewer: “But when they raised it in the UK the shops did raise their prices”
Sarko: “thats because they have no industry”.
And no-one said “that makes no sense you tit”.
French prices will all get hiked up when there is a VAT rise, because the shops just would rise prices at any excuse.
Can’t wait to see how the BBC is going to spin Fred the shred’s knighthood
Here’s how the BBC are sucking Ed’s cock at the moment
“…Labour leader Ed Miliband has said, in retrospect, it was “clearly wrong” for former Royal Bank of Scotland chief Fred Goodwin to be knighted…”
“…A growing number of Conservative MPs are calling for the knighthood to be rescinded while Labour has suggested it would not oppose the move…”
But you can bet the BBC will ensure Chuka a Mongo will be on the air 24/7 telling the proles it was the Tories what gave Fred his knighthood.
If you read the BBC articles they don’t mention a certain one eyed mad jock halfwit. I wonder why?
Also take a read here at how the BBC spun Fred the shred’s pension when the one eyed twat was in power. Faux outrage indeed, Gordon was the hero as he had “only just found out”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7912651.stm
Do we have to? – many of us have just finished dinner.
It has become worse than the very worst of Pravda at the height of the USSR.
There is not even the pretence of impartiality anymore.
So glad I do not give a penny towards it.
Bad enough as a taxpayer I have to fund the Labour Party through its corrupt Union practices bought in during the 13 years of darkness of their reign.
If only we had a Conservative on the front bench to take the BBC & the Labour Party on – impossible to not be angry at that snivelling git Miliband constantly covered on the BBC – & yet never challenged on his role in the Brown bunker.
I heard it, and it was a bloody bizarre aside.
A bloke asked about raising VAT (which goes to reduce employment taxes/charges):
sarko: “when germans raised their VAT, the shops didn’t raise their pri##ces”
Interviewer: “But when they raised it in the UK the shops did raise their pri##ces”
Sarko: “thats because they have no industry”.
And no-one said “that makes no sense you tit”.
French prixces will all get hiked up when there is a VAT rise, because the shops just would rise proices at any excuse.
lui demander à propos d’Orange au Chocolat!
French industrial output 2010 £477billion
British………………………………£ 480 Billion
Tall Dave should take every chance he can take to stand next to the poison dwarf in public. Even his cuban heels don’t bring him up to dave’s shoulder.
There’s nothing better than looking down on one’s enemy.
And smile at him knowing that his wife is a slut and him knowing that you know it
Given that Frenchmen smell of garlic, armpit and cigarettes it’s hardly surprising that dave gives the little fellow a bit of room.
You left out Pastis and hypocrisy
Dave should take a pike staff with him
Maybe some archers
Merkozy is the one having a tantrum here. Dave should let him get on with so that we can all see what a daft Hunt Merkozy really is.
For Goodness Sake! How many more times? Dave didn’t veto anything, he opted us out.