Saturday Seven Up
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You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…
A blinding week from you are your staff sir.
“You are your staff”? What no interns?
Ignore him, it’s only Βillу in one of his many cunning disguises.
Huhning disguises
How did you know it was me
I think you are right sparky;I have great difficulty in penetrating Billy’s numerous disguises & find that the only clue is in the spelling &/or grammatical errors.
can’t wait for HUHNE to get nicked next week.
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&
I stand for the squeezed middle. For Easter I’m giving all my family chocolate oranges from W. H. Smith.
Ok, it seems the that Huhnes time is almost up (three chreers and a bottler of something nice).
However, What about Denis McShane (that has been going on for ages), Why has it gone quiet on Bill Wiggin?
And when are the SFO going to go over the expenses of every member of Parliamnet in the last 20 years?
And they wonder why so many have zero confidence it the filth.
Well of corse they won’t be able to go over bliar’s because he personally ‘accidentally’ shredded them before he left office.
If you submit expenses to accounts they don’t send them back to you. Someone will have them.
As you’ve no doubt found out by painful experience smoggs.
And only 117 visited mine… *head in hands after one week’s hard effort*
I sadistically refrained from clicking your link. Cruel to be kind, though – amateur blogging is a waste of time and can lead to the sort of compulsive stat-checking that is a precursor to outright madness. Give it up, old bean, and get yourself a girlfriend.
Don’t let the wife find out though…
You’re married?! Pig!
For me personally it has to be Muzz Abbott-never knowingly over-estimated
And I see that the CPS is still dithering over huhne despite keirwhatsisname saying there would be a ‘speedy resolution’. What an ‘impressive ‘ justice system we have!!
+Laugh+
The justice system is “impressive” for us ordinary bods nell, but the for the politicons ~~ aaah, that’s a different matter.
Who cares ?
Dear Sarah Brown
YoungNell disabled by hospital negligence, during your husband’s tenure of office, only got 2 years of the 7 years schooling that primary school children are given in the UK because labour’s leftwing educational establishment failed her too.
What happened to bullyballs’ ‘Every Child Matters’ ? hmm??11
Just shows you know fuck all about Nigeria. The northerners are ignorant savages, e.g. Boko Haram. Actually it was Western meddling (of the sort you favour) that set the Hausas, Yorubas and Igbos at each others’ throats, and it was a LABOUR prime minister (Wilson) who bombed the shit out of Biafra — a veritable holocaust in which 2 million people were killed.
I wouldn’t go that far in my description of the Hausa-Fulani. Whilst many are still seemingly nomadic cattle graziers, there was a very serious and wealthy military elite that had exceptionally good relations with the UK following Lugards “indirect rule” policy. I was in Maiduguri during the war and felt very comfortable there despite all the blood on the floor of the rest-house in which we stayed. I had hitch-hiked there from Ibadan, and made the great mistake of photographing the Mungo Park memorial on the island in the Niger as we crossed the bridge. Didn’t see all the AA protecting the bridge. That was a bit rough, the guards decided I was a spy, but it was the only real problem on the trip. Agree with your statements on Wilson by the way.
Brave to hitch-hike like that, the Nigerian highway code being what it is
Lugard the real villain of the piece IMO, and the race for palm-oil. Under British rule the emirs were allowed to keep the missionaries out – hence the disparity in education between north & south. The Hausa-Fulani are spread across much of northern Africa and generally peaceable, but the Nigerian situation made those there aggressive. So I stick by “savages”: think about the massacres of Igbos after the counter-coup in July 1966. Mind you, Ojukwo wasn’t much better, drawing the borders of Biafra to include the oil!
Fact is that a silly bitch like Sarah Brown, who plainly knows nothing about the place, shouldn’t be allowed to get away with such nonsense. Twitter is well named.
Sir AM, you have revved up my memory somewhat: whilst in Maiduguri I went to a huge festival at the palace of the emir. The Sardana of Sokoto was the main guest. I had not seen such wealth before: the aristocracy had their own armed retainers, mounted knights in silver armour mounted on armoured horses, mounted bands, camel and horse, troops of cavalry, one could see armour and swords dating back to the Crusaders.
Rather than ‘ignorant savages’ I would say polo-playing gentry and calm cattle herders, although the great warrior caste was still there (and still is).
Sir AM (contd) BTW I am not condoning the steady Muslim pressure from the Subsahara on the Christians and Animists in the savanah. It is happening everywhere, even where I work part-time today.
I have tried to reply twice but got caught by the modbot … sorry about that! Had a good friend in Lagos who knew Gowon, Ironsi, etc., personally and saw things at first hand.
Horrible, but interesting times. Ibadan was strictly garrisonned by a northern army, with roadblocks every 100 yards manned by aggressive young men. I learnt there how to “keep calm and carry on” even with a rifle shoved in my face every 10 mins. The whole point was to keep the Yoruba out of the fight. Gowon was minority tribe and put there for that reason. Ironsi, although a great guy, had the misfortune to be born in the east. Curtains for him, just up the road from where I had been staying near Oyo Road.
How much education do you need to wield a hoe?
Sarah old girl, could this be connected with the fact that most of the northern Nigerians are Muslims? If so, why not admit it?
Oh Dear, now you’ve gone and done it. Trust someone to point out the elephant in the room.
and they are monkeys, to boot.
It’s the same in London Sarah. Just look at Chuka.
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Jeremy Kyle USA? For fuck’s sake. I’ll say one thing though. The people on the US show are much better looking than the rank underclass sewage on the domestic version. They still have their teeth for a start.
Not if they are the same Inbred hillbillies that frequent Jerry Springer they aren’t !
That’s what I expected too but they weren’t. They were actually normal. Jerry Springer is the true counterpart to Kyle with its mong trailer trash.
Let me tell you our participants are all selected from the most upmarket trailer parks.
Shut it, Bílly.
How did Le Comte finish up?
Another Engineer seems to have prevailed.
Back in your box !
Don’t trust him! He’s got a Mechanical Turk in his slide rule case!
Well, we know a Mechanical Abbott would fail on more than one count…
I think I’ve solved this conundrum………you’re a cuпt.
Now! Now!
You are not saying that just to please me, are you?
No, just think I’ve got the right answer is all.
Have you paid your syn tax recently?
Keep up, it’s blogspeak grandad ffs.
Well the Mechanical Abbott only plays one colour – offended.
All that divide and rule keeps taking it back to the drawing board.
And imagine the size of slide rule box that she could slip into!
The real Mechanical Turk relied upon a real player hidden inside… Oh no! I cannot carry on with this. The mental picture is too awful…
morning mr poo poo.
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Better not ask old son.
Drugs, the teenager found murdered on the Queen’s estate and how the Baltic Mafia is terrorising one of Britain’s oldest market towns
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092886/Alisa-Dmitrijeva-Teenager-murdered-Queens-Sandringham-estate.html#ixzz1kkSFyOEF
If you’ve ever bee to Wisbech this will make you cry ( Unless you’re Blair or Straw )
I promise you, if you ever go to Wisbech it WILL make you cry.
Just another example of the New Labour Scotched Earth legacy.
Probably some gangmasters and forced prostitution around, too. Shining examples of the free market EUSSR style.
Send them all down to Portsmouth from Wisbech, especially the girls. We will house them, pay them benefits, and put them to work.
Breaking News
Cameron about to climb down on euro stance
Sky reporting that Cameron is about to do a “U” Turn on his Headline breaking stance of last month
So the pair of balls he grew , have shriveled up and dropped off !
Ah well back to “Call Me Spineless” It is then
Cameron is a PR man ! He knows how to turn a “nice” phrase to fool the electorate. He was never in a million years gonna stop the EU using their institutions but at least being in Coalition with the Lib-Dems allows him to use them as the excuse to defend himself against the euro-sceptic “headbangers” on his backbenches.
He will make a dignified and reasonable statement to the House with just the right amount of patriotic flavour mingled with Prime Ministerial gravitas explaining why it wast the “right thing to do for Britain” which will then make his critics look even more like unreasonable “little Englanders”…truly Dave is the “Heir to Blair”…no-one can lay a finger on him.He can see off his critics without even breaking into a sweat…..ultimately just revealing them to be like punctured bladders full of hot air unwilling to do anything to stop him like resigning the Tory Whip “en masse”
I just can’t believe he’s sucking Shortarsey and Merkels Cocks
I can. He’s a complete waste of space.
This story about the fucktard’s latest screeching U-turn is in today’s Times; like most people, I read it over breakfast with an air of resignation.
It would be nice – really nice – to be able to support the Conservative Party again, but I don’t see that happening any time soon, the Little Dictator and his minions are too firmly entrenched.
He is, – he’s really really super, and you could trust his word on anything.
(typed with jeers of derision in background)
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As the public have no control on money spent … Perhaps we should focus our attention on reducing the cost of services provided.
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cut foreign aid … Get the young to do humanitarian work.
Cut housing benefit … Sponser a commune instead.
I don’t really blame Ms Abbott for snoozing during that committee meeting. It was really very dull and I confess I also nodded off at one point. So there we are: I have slept with Diane Abbott.
Me hope you be usin protection, honky! Me no want no more kids me have to send to da honky private schools. Yer get me, ya dividin and rulin bloodclaat!
On Monday the draft FU Treaty will also promise that its provisions must be written into EU Treaties by 2017. In that case all of the fiscal pact will apply to Britain. Paris, Berlin and Brussels are brazenly calculating that Britain will either have a different government within five years or Cameron will cave and the Fiscal Union will become a full part of the EU.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2012/01/has-camerons-eu-veto-died.html
Well, dearie me, if this is true
Can “Tories” keep on wearing blue?
I ain’t quite sure what colour’s right
What do they call that shade of shite?
Brown
This has ruined my day. I feel physically sick.
It was all part of ‘the plan’ anyway, so don’t feel too bad.
It’s like a Chamberlain moment.
Trouble is, where’s our Winston?
It sounds like you’ve got a Winnie stuck up your arse again.
Come on! A screeching U-turn from Dave? A surprise?
It was entirely predictable that he was going to shaft us. And shaft us, he has. And what’s laughably called the Conservative Party sits there silently, doing nothing.
Bananas are my favourite.
Farrah Fawcett would like to give you a hand.
Fyffe fingers worth?
That’s my boy. Good job, Dave.
Could you have a word with Satan and see if he can’t speed-up Dave’s residency process by about 40 years?
You could have the fucktard as your personal servant, greedily sucking your little cock morning, noon and night on the shores of the lake of fire.
I want to be on guido’s lap with his manhood up my behind.
Leave ‘im, ‘es not wurf it!
Fuck off Cameron you utter bastard traitor. Fuck you!
Ah’ve jus’ funish’d ma’ mornin’ jobby!
Worth a read – some scientists who aren’t from the dank and malarial Fens who think AGW is nonsense:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204301404577171531838421366.html
Osborne : “We may have to give even more money to the eurozone” !
We a country that is skint throwing money at a doomed currency that we are not even part of ?
this is nothing more than to please the fecking GlibDumbs
Feck of Spineless and your little fag Osborne
Was it not 80% of people agreed with Camerons stance and now despite public opinion he sticks two fingers up at the British people !
Time for you to piss off you spineless fecker
Time for a referendum i think