Newsnight Fashion Report
Last night Jeremy Paxman hosted the final round of Twitter’s Next Top Model. And what a heated final it was…
Taking Newsnight by storm was GQ’s cover-girl Louise Mensch. The successful chick-lit author sported a vintage cocktail dress, with a simple yet elegant jacket, Mensch perfectly mixed old school Tory for a sexy new-age feel.
Joining her was the recent New Statesman cover-girl Laurie Penny, the former burlesque dancer turned political pundit went for the classic little black dress, accessorised with a small pink badge. A bold colour palette was on display with her hair. With Laurie wearing her political allegiances on her head, we now know why they call her Penny Red.
It’s hard to choose a winner, as all the ladies looked so lovely.
UPDATE: The full cat fight:
Its not all about looks, brians help as well.
They look like they’re dressed for a funeral!
Gordon’s?
Yes please
You people have lovely political girls not like our Iron Maidens.
One of us is ugly; one of us is cute.
One of us you’d like to see in her birthday suit….
Both of them think that they have a God given right to rule us.
Nobody is taken in.
You have to be a good and better if your a great Actor to be a Politician, as long as the hair is combed well, the Knacker Voting Sheep will vote for you. Lets take a tip out of the Italians political book and have a few strippers in politics, lets see how much of a bunga bunga joke the whole thing is.
After listening to this complete load of Bull Sh-t. I couldn’t contain myself.
So lets ask this question.
1. Are Women happier today with all of the choice?
2. Have their lives become better or worse?
3. Do they suffer from more or less depression?
4. Is the world a shittier place because of feminism?
5. What choices have they made to make them happy?
Then lets look at the facts.
1. Governments TAX more and borrow more on having Women in the work place. Worked out all the Mickey Mouse Job creation, now you know why.
2. International Banking can lend more to said governments getting them deeper and deeper into Debt, or should we say CONTROL.
3. Policing of Wages. Working conditions. I didn’t see the government coming into the mines to find out that miners had to Shit as they ate their lunch.
4. The divisive nature of Self in relation to family.
5. Divide and Rule.
FFS Mensch Facism is left wing why did you let that spoiled brat get away with perpetuating this lie.
Facism = big state= left wing.
Before forming his Facist party Mosley was a LABOUR politician and was described as an ardent FABIAN = Eugenics= final solution
He left the Labour party because he didnt think they were radical enough !
Yeah, because it was called ‘National Socialism’, right? Just like that home of democracy, the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea, right?
Actually the USSR and state-capitalist ‘communist’ regimes had (and have) far more in common with fascism than either has with socialism. Ruthless, strong states, headed by lunatics.
Socialism is not achived by seizing state power but by destroying state power.
And where, prey tell can we find this pure socialism which you believe will be so good for us ?
The source of every capitalist concession.
Enjoy your weekend?
Enjoy your annual leave?
Use your right to vote?
Ever used the NHS?
Your child of 8 no longer needs to go down the local pit at 5am?
…you think these were gifts bestowed by benficent capital?
Splitting hairs about the strands of feminism, incredibly solipsistic, militant language.
What she needs is a good right-wing gentleman to wine and dine her and treat her right.
he he, sarky comment of the year.
Yes.
Certainly a Newsnight to watch with the sound off.
‘Certainly a Newsnight to watch with the sound off.’
As ‘news’ seems a long past aspect of their output too, as all that applies is’ night’, and there is a lot better to do then than watch facile dross, the vision aspect can probably be easily sacrificed too.
Wonder what their plummeting audience base now comprises, beyond Westminster bubble heads and their remora readerships.
Any Newsnight is better with the sound turned off,
especially when Paxo is as grumpy as he was with these two.
What’s the matter with the man?
First he ruins Universally Challenged, then he tries to ruin Newsnight.
Economic analysis by Paul Mason is best enjoyed with the sound off.
Newsnight presented by Kirsty Wark, is best listened to with the sound turned down.
And the picture.
Yep, you have to use yer lofe.
Good Lord – I had not realised Laurie Penny was so thick. She labelled the suffragettes as reactionary right-wingers.
I thought the bed-wetters liked to claim the suffragettes as their own? Kid on that they were responsible for women getting the vote.
I’ve figured out her risible angle of attack. Because the suffragettes weren’t Labour party members they were bad feminists.
Yeah, sure, they might have won women the vote. But for the wrong reasons. Why, some of them (pretty much all of them actually) were well-off and some of them supported Oswald Moseley. Therefore all the suffragettes were bad and it is only left-wing feminists who are pure of heart.
A bit like Harriet Harman’s list of influential British women that missed out Fatcher. Her not being particularly noteworthy or anything.
Her modus operandi is to be deliberately provocative despite any factual basis for her arguments. Rather like an attention-seeking child.
jgm, exactly.
‘There are many types of feminism, but some of them are just wrong.’
How twisted must her thinking be to make a statement like that. On second thoughts, she’s just thick. And she needs a haircut.
Moseley was left wing he was a FABIAN !
Mensch takes it.
To my surprise, on mute, Penny wins. But as soon as you have to hear her voice (Thanet?) the girl in the Blue corner wins.
They seem to have mutual respect.
Put them together somewhere cosy with a couple bottles of fiz and something beautiful might blossom.
Thanet accent?
Wasn’t Penny privately educated?
But that would not sound good in the party of the working class would it.
At brighton college where the fees are higher than the proposed benefit cap.
Dont be mean to posh penny, she has got over her anorexia very well.
I rather like the look of Theresa May. A real foxy minx. Phwerrr. Wouldn’t mind going up a mountain with her.
I thought parked cars were more your style Hugh.
Mensch … 6 pints and 3 vodka redbulls
Penny … 2 pints and well, helloooooo
Is it shallow and demeaning of women to see Mench as the politicians respectable other half for interesting dinner parties, and hospital opening, fetes and such like, and raising reliable offspring, and Penny as the mucky drunken bit on the side who is so much more accommodating?
Yes, but honest. x
I dont think women should have the right to kill their babies, but hey thats just me.
I agree… Abortion is manslaughter/murder! The idea that feminism and abortion ate comparable is surely wrong as half of all abortions kill little girls. Nothing could be more anti-feminist.
I agree the Woman have the right to do what they want with their own bodies but its the babies body Im concerned about.
I agree. I think only the people who pay for their upbringing (taxpayers) should be allowed to kill them. The missing non paying fathers should also be subject to castration or vasectomy.
Whose is Brian?
Who is Brian?
Bwian…!!!???
Laurie Pennys sounds and looks like Barbara Windsor with red hair
I’d have thought one Brian would be enough, the thought of hordes of them is a worry.
Refer it to the bishop?
….. and Guido, with a wave of my wand, I WILL make your wish come true.
They all have lovely bottoms.
The England rugby team? Yes, you`re right there, Father.
Mingers.
And that’a BEFORE they open their gobs.
I saw this last night. Neither were particularly impressive, but Laurie Penny looked and sounded more like a stroppy 6th former than a “political pundit.”
Why aren’t these women campaigning against the appalling suffering and injustices imposed on women by Islam?
Or is that a bit tricky?
Indeed it is too tricky, i lived in allegedly ” liberal ” Morocco, for a number of years and the situation for those ordinary muslim women, who cannot buy their way out of sevitude, is appalling. Female politicians and leftist feminists such as Penny Dreadfull, here in the West, are guilty of the most cynical political correctness imaginable, and they have the blood of many women and children on their hands.
You would think that all the high-profile feminists in this country would come together and use all of their influence as a pressure group to make a stand. But I suppose all they really want to do is write articles for the Guardian and go on Newsnight Review.
Fatwa’s all round.
Surely that’s Kelly Osbourne sat next to Louise Mensch?
From the picture above, Red Penny looks as if she’s had a stroke.
lucky Paxo!
Can’t beat a nice bit of brian.
10 pint beer goggles would help.
Not even worth searching out the crusty sock for …..
No comment.
Penny Dreadful wore a loose fitting black sack to create a bin liner effect, but forgot to put it over her head.
Has she been taking lessons from Lard Prescott?
No comment
To the two ladies look delightful.
It would have been even more delightful to have seen the pair of them wrestle it out in a mudbath.
I hope they don’t read this far down the thread, or they might feel they have to tweet about it…….
And Louise seems to be going for the Skeletor-in-drag look.
Must be all that trendy metropolitan food they eat in North London
1 then 2
Inside every fat girl, is a thin girl who ate too much chocolate.
Or has a bun in the oven.
A Lady who’s called Penny Red
Was accused of being thick in the head
On Newsnight last night
She talked total shite
And proved to the world she’s brain dead
Where’s my one gone – it wasn’t that libelous
Somebody in the mod-ding bunker has a soft spot for Penny.
How sweet.
Surely not
Just testing 2 days later to see if her modesty is still being protected
That Michelin would give a good grip while fitting an new inner tube.
Lies! ……. poison!
Try this broomstick for size
It’s gone down the PC tube to oblivion.
Don’t be mean. It might just be narrow hips.
They look so smug they must be English.
That’s right.
There’s no such thing as a smug Scotsman is there?
On wait…
Is it just me or does Mensch remind anyone else of The Joker?
No – Skeletor.
Actually, her eyebrows are a bit like the ones drawn on Batman’s mask.
Always has.
Mensch is the kind of piece Handycock would go for: mong-glam for middle-aged pervs. Hellllllllllooooooooooooooooo!
One you would and one you wouldn’t
And I know which I would
Extracurricular meatings ?
‘It’s hard to choose a winner, as all the ladies looked so lovely.’
Hmmm. One looks like mutton dressed as lamb, the other as lamb dressed as mutton.
MILF vote:
#1 Sarah Palin.
#2 Carol Kirkwood.
#3 Anyone else not really hideous.
They’re both a couple of knackers, give me Maggie every time.
(Oops, forgot, I’m a LibDumb).
Ta, Guido!
You won’t mind if I choose first then…
What a vacuous, shallow, sexist, post. (who, would you say, had the biggest tits?) uu
Has to be la Mensch … Laurie Penny has a diseased brain and frankly one of the sisters should mention to her that eating lard (for spare tyre effect) does not working class make no matter that John Prescott mumbles round his pie.
At least Pacman didn’t sneer his way through their friendly chat, practiced in the Green Room beforehand,
What is that in reference to?
I’m sure Louise Mensch will take the compliments as they’re intended. I’m also sure Laurie Penny will be seething with rage at even the merest mention of her physical appearance.
Mission accomplished then.
Always good fun winding up the bedwetters.
Paxman, Balotelli, Tevez . all too big for their boots.
Did Laurie have anything to say about the ‘squeezed middle’ last night?
anything but squeezed …. expansive, vast, overflowing … obviously looking to replace abbott as the lardass of labour
you’re a fucking twat. no one wants to hear your idiotic comments.
Stop trolling, Laurie.
Well a good start would be not confusing being a nasty creep and insulting a woman that has done nothing to you for talent and wit !
Even Penny doesn’t deserve to have her looks abused by a prat!
Wow good to see rampant sexism is alive and well here! Always a joy to see women reduced to objects.
I knew I should stay away from the silly fools who comment here.
Always a joy to see women reduced to objects.
You should probably stop fucking objects and start getting interested in women. They’re great!
I `ve always wondered why my hubby spends so much time sitting on top of the washing machine!! Short rinse cycles from now, i think.
They all looked lovely! no labour party hags there then?
Mensch is my kind of wench.
Penny, kilos too many.
That’s my favourite style.
The incipient Michelin look
Is Penny’s badge actually a tracking tag for Care in the Community?
Surprised her mum let her out so late
Check out some real ‘wimmin’
http://www.radford.nottingham.sch.uk/garp/launch.htm
Non-jobs abound for the ‘indulgence treat’ queens of the Councli Tax rise.
I’d go for…
Phwooaaarrr.
Typical job title for the sort of wast of space dross advertised in the Grauniad.
Penny in particular talks like someone playing a ‘talk-about-x-without-repetition’ game, haltingly gabbling as they make it up on the fly while frantically self-censoring. All the while hoping their panicked half-second pauses, as their brain catches up with their mouth, sound like inflection.
‘Poilicies that have put more women out of work since records began’.
No complaints about the Public Sector disproportionately employing women in the first place then Laurie. Because that’s ‘fair’, isn’t it.
Reality has it’s foot in the door, love. Nothing you can think, say or write will change that.
Guido is definitely the man to be giving style advice for anyone making a TV appearance:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45604000/jpg/_45604042_-10.jpg
Ms Mensch is clearly going for the cool French blonde look ( a la Deneuve ) Ms Dreadfull is sticking to what she knows all you boys REALLY like.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45604000/jpg/_45604042_-10.jpg
You look so sexy here, Guido.
PHWOAR.
Another BBC repeat.
Neither of them is as hot as me
Maybe they should have stuck to the “fat bloke from IT” look, with the classic grey Berkeley shirt and the slightly too tight Chinos.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45604000/jpg/_45604042_-10.jpg
God they keep their “PaP’s well coverd !
could they not have had a bout of naked mud wrestling
would have been much more exciting than a discussion
Seriously get a proper haircut Laurie wotsyourname without all the ink.
Mensch is stunning when Im running the show shes a sure thing
I’ve been trying to think who Mensch reminds me of. Then it struck me – Edwina Curry, that other self-publicising and self-obsessed moron who was such a credit to the last Tory government.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/december/3/newsid_2519000/2519451.stm
Ms. Penny is the kind of ‘feminist’ that wants the equality of taking one up the bum, like rentboys do.
Dear creeps who have, from the safety and anonymity of their computers, found enjoyment in degrading and belittling two people based on their gender:
Thank you for reminding me just why feminism – the movement for equality – is important.
I do not understand the person who believes that if she is female, a person shouldn’t have the audacity to speak about politics or society, whether online, on the television, or just face to face. But, although such idiots still exist, there has been progress, and the fact that we are able to discuss it just reminds me of that.
Try to grow the fuck up.
And for those of you who, like me, are filled with anger at the level of demeaning and discriminatory language on here, don’t worry, you are in no way on your own.
Anyway, back to life,
Georgia McGraw
Calm down dear.
Alas, many of our remarkably witty remarks from this morning have been deleted. Political Correctness has infected this entertaining forum. Keep sipping the lemon juice Sweet Georgia.
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Don’t take yrself too seriously.
The u key on my keyboard keeps failing as well. Very fecking frstrating.
a certain irony in Mensch calling for older female newsreaders? It wasn’t so long ago that DC’s female voter popularity was a concern….she obviously ambitious.
Louise Mensch shows that beauty is only skin deep.
Laurie Penny shows that ugliness isn’t.
PR recently tweeted asking for someone to ‘screenshot’ this entire thread. Bless her ignorance. She didn’t come across well last night. Bit like a gobby stroppy school girl. Never seen her on TV before. Why does she get air time or print space?
Both had coherent arguments, and good to see Paxman flustered. Nice to note the Beeb standing up for historical accuracy – 1st woman elected woman MP was indeed not a Tory, bur Constance Markiewitz – a Marxist member of Sinn Fienn.
On balance, Penny wins.
http://clemthegem.wordpress.com
Witless.
Women, eh ?