Mandy on Miliband
Nothing like a bit of Mandy to liven things up and the master of the dark arts had luke-warm words for Ed on the Today programme earlier. Despite saying that he was “doing well”, there were criticisms too:
“…he’s struggling with two things. He’s trying to oppose the Government on the economy… at exactly the same time, he’s struggling to invent a new left-of-centre political paradigm… It’s a rather unenviable job…”
Well that’s almost better than saying nothing, and more than he could manage at Davos yesterday. CityAM reports:
Sir Martin [Sorrell] mentioned that some commentators haven’t been so kind about Mandy’s current party leader Ed Miliband. “Have they?” said the dark prince nonchalantly. “I’ve been travelling.” Barclays chairman Marcus Agius doubled over with laughter.
Ed will be lecturing this lot about his new capitalism this week. Guido is sure they are going take him very, very seriously…
Will he use his predetors and producer line?
This is an interesting
This crap must have been put together by the Hamas section of the BBC
Well done Guys
DUEMA will prevail – distract everyone from how crap Ed really is and the coalition can keep borrowing to pay the campaign contributing banks and vested interests who do not want to take the pain for their bad investment decisions.
Nothing to see here, move along
Dat Gordy Brown, – he sho’ am de massa fo’ me!
Or to put it politely, you can’t polish a turd.
but you can roll it in sequins…
Nor a younger and Elder of Zion
but you can roll it in sequins
I’m sure you try though, – eh Peter?
Nothing like seeing a politician on the verge of being lynched to warm the cockles of the heart, in ecomentalist Gillard’s case doubly so…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/9040394/Australian-Prime-Minister-Julia-Gillard-rescued-by-riot-police.html
Another stupid welsh piece of shit.
If the Devil could cast his net at Davos, what a catch he should have.
What do you mean., He organised the event. Ha Ha
There is something very HOMO EROTIC about that Picture!! Is it supposed to be like that??
So its the PINK MAFIA running the WORLD.
Mandy ON Mili
Ooooh Matron!
No – it’s me!
I’m very good!
It wasn’t really for pleasure, though: “During the trip, the men were thrashed with bundles of birch twigs by a 25-year-old male banya keeper before jumping into ice water to improve circulation and cleanse the skin.” (Telegraph)
Been there. Done that.
It will be a strong and assured performence by Ed Miliband at Davos this week.
Ed is almost as assured as Pietersen against left arm spinners on a turning pitch.
As the greatest economic innovator of his generation, I am sure Davos will be enthralled by Ed Miliband’s revelation of New Capitalism.
I am sure Alan Greenspan will be listening intently after what he said in today’s FT.
Greenspan warns : Meddle with the market at your peril
Whatever the imperfections of free-market capitalism, no regime that has been tried as a replacement, from Fabian socialism to Soviet-style communism, has succeeded in meeting the needs of its people.
Surely Ed won’t just be rehashing the “The Economic Alternative” theme so warmly received to the Fabian Society a couple of weeks ago, would he?
Dont Meddle with the Market for F-ck sake. These governments can’t get anything right. Its the markets punishing them for their profligate policies and War Monger adventures with NO Cash to treasuries return.
….and your solution is????
The Solution, Em!
1. Cut VAT and Fuel TAX.
2. Reduce income TAX.
3. Lower the Non Commercial business of Town Halls and Government.
4. Lower Benefits for the feckless.
5. Stop destroying foreign economies with handouts and use the money reduce Tax on UK businesses.
6. Cut all public sector wages on any one being paid over 50’000 per year. Cap Maximum salary in the sector to 100’000
7. Scrap all public sector bonuses, apart from those who are producing goods for sale.
8. Sack any one who dosn’t like it.
The most interesting thing I took away from that interview, was how well it illustrated the contempt the BBC has gathered amongst those with real decision making power in the world, now gathered at Davos.
Mandy, I ask you? Talk about sticking with your old socialist cronies with whom you may feel comfortable!
So Dame Mandy is laughing at Forrest Gump.
That is: National Treasure Taker – Takes the P*ss
Unfortunately with Eddie the Budgie – we don’t know what we are going to get
Heard Mandlebum this a.m. Masterful! Francis Urquhart all over again! If he’d said, “You might think that, I couldn’t possibly comment.” I may have died laughing!
I havth a fivth pointh phlan.
I just canth thell you wath ith isth.
Pin, needle, drawing pin, skewer and prick.
Ha Ha!
Scottish Independence Writ Large
If I had to eat those Scotch Eggs and Pies I would have to get totally bluted as well.
The title is probably wrong. I’d wager that the chap has had more than two shandies.
Classic. Recording themselves doing a burglary and then get distracted by a p155ed local.
FREEEDOOOOOOMMM!!!!
Having worked for many years offshore this is the bloody norm for the jocks
Mandy is as about a credible socialist as Ed is a credible leader.
As soft interviews go, this was one of Toady’s finest. No challenge of any kind to the tidal wave of waffle and pure drivel from Mandelslime. Giggling Davis at his most cringe-making.
Listening to Davis flirting with Mandy put me off my Fruit and Fibre.
Try me! – does you mush more good!
You really must listen again to Vernon Coaker on BBC Radio Ulster with Steven Nolan tearing him a new arsehole.
Hilarious.
Well if I was a labourite like mandy I’d be cringing with embarrassment as this idiot stood up to spe@k to world leaders. First they had gordy plugging a new book due out in November . He says in the scottish press this morning that he’s writing another best seller based on his experiences as a ‘world leader’ ++++++Laugh++++++
Then they’ve got militwit the schoolboy who hasn’t yet grasped the basics of pocket money economics.
UK Labour don’t just look like a bunch of amateurs on the world stage they look like a dishevelled bunch of really bad comedians.
Caretaker leader.
But unlike foot, in 30 years time he won’t be remembered for his coat.
“I’d rather be remembered for my nose than my coat”
Truth is sockpuppet he’s the best they’ve got.
Their only other choices are chuckourmoney , the shrill yvette or the peculiar ms eagle.
He only ever be remembered for stabbing his brother in the back.
“Caretaker leader” ? More like an undertaker for a leader;taking his party to burial.
” To far, too fast” “Me” says Stephanie
Mandleson, shit by name shit by nature.
Mandleson the one who was brought back to help save labour at the last election. Failure, crook, vile little man.
How do arsewipes like Mandleson make money and get into positions of power. If there was ever an example of corruption Mandleson is it.
“Mandleson, shit by name shitstabber by nature.”
Dead right. Coiffured little creep conspirator in the great horror.
He should be hiding his head in shame, sheep farming in a remote
valley or digging for fossils.
We don’t want him round here.
“digging for fossils”
We’ve got enough union bosses already thank you very much.
I think its a euphermism for some of his backdoor activities
Sure Jobs – was a good ‘un
but you can only go so far with 4 products
and they already do them in black and white!!!
Diane Abbott uses the Black version.
“Ed will be lecturing this lot about his new capitalism this week.”
Taking lessons in capitalism from Ed Milimong? That’s like being taught surgery by Josef Mengele.
Or the latest bestseller ‘Moderation in Everything’ by Lard Presclott, or ….
“Great Men of Our Time” by Harriet Harman.
Shaping a new Future by the ‘renowned world leader’ Gordon Brown (due out in November)! Ho Hum!
Ho hum, indeed…
He stole a big chunk of my pension you know.
And mine.
And the unions didn’t bat an eyelid.
Bizarre. I’m sure this delusional moron is sufferring from Munchausen’s. Destroyed everything before him so he could ‘save the world’.
“Oh Brother,Where art thou?” by Ed Milliband.
I think it’s time to print some more money – (for the weekend you understand)
Et Brutus
Ode to Millipede after a kiss on the cheek from Mandy
Bitch!
Actually Joe M was pretty good at it.
It takes skill, a steady hand and dedication to one’s art, to make lampshades from human dermis.
It takes £500,000 of turnover in a small business to pay enough tax to support one £26,000 benefits family
It takes £1,000,000 of turnover in a small business to pay enough tax to support one £26,000 benefits family and pay state services bill for the small business employees
You’re preaching to the converted, here. Your point needs to be sent to the unelected Bishops in the HoL – if they can put their Bibles down for 5 minutes and pay attention to the real world.
Religion and politics don’t mix. They never did, they never will.
So, chuck the bishops out of the HoL. Simples…
No your usual remedy. Are you running out of ammo?
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
I suppose we would have to tie their dresses to stop them flapping – for decency sake?
if da bishp in de lawds why no me man?
“he’s struggling to invent a new left-of-centre political paradigm… It’s a rather unenviable job…”
That’s true.
Nobody will believe anything he says as NuLab spent its entire time in office following Mandy’s advice to continue with Thatcherite bollocks.
Fortunately Mandy will not be forgotten after regime chance. Or Ed.
So.. the easiest way to rationalise the failure of Labour’s policies is to draw the conclusion that it was all – one way or another – “Thatcher’s fault”?
is to put the lot up against a wall and …
They are like that
Even worse when pissed
Can’t wait til we’ve gained independence from them.
You see what enourmouse potential an independent Scotland has?
The talent of my people knows no bounds. Each one a natural poet and orator.
Meet our new Foreign Secretary after we win the vote on devolution
He is currently briefing our diplomats in the skills of diplomacy and scottish hospitality.
We are hoping to get Gorbals Mick out of retirement as his number two.
Don’t lose out vote Yes
Alex
Whatever you might feel about my bosom buddy, one thing is certain. He’s not daft and he can spot a loser from another planet. Mandy doesn’t do losers.
He spotted me as unelectable within nanoseconds all those years ago and we was right on the money. So spotting Miliband minimus with LOSER emblazoned right across his forehead was relatively easy for him.
What is something of a mystery is why, when all the union bosses are bully boy hard men, to a man, did they choose a wimp like milliboy, who is from the pampered privileged class, traditionally their sworn enemies?
Their ranks are filled with these tough bullies and closed shut to any effete pasty faced woosies like the boy millie, so what were they thinking when putting him in charge of the organisation they control?
If you find that a mystery, then Manglesmen’s sarcasm re. Miilibrain will have gone right over your head.
So they can bully him, mayhap?
Miliband, my young apprentice, henceforth, you will be known as Daft Evader.
Mandy on Milliband – the most vomit inducing title for a porn film ever dreamed up
Mandy was worth listening to for other reasons. His analysis of where Labour went wrong, “insufficient priming the pump, not enough state assistance to up and coming enterprises” was all standard issue big-state interventionist Labour.
His take on what the next Labour government should do was more of the same, to “direct state money and resources at areas where we can excel” etc.
In other words, the state (bureaucrats and politicians) will pick the winners, and tax into the dirt such other enterprises as they do not think are deserving. And needless to say this statist claptrap went through completely unchallenged.
Sadly favoured guests on Toady are rarely ever challenged.
His analysis of where Labour went wrong, “insufficient priming the pump,
Fucking hell. I didn’t realise he was that mental too.
300bn quid of government ‘pump-priming’ between 2001 and 2007. One million ‘pump-priming’ jobs created all off pushing up housing costs for everybody with their borrowed salaries. Consumers and house pr*i*ces going mental from borrowing even more money.
All this resulting in the biggest crash in 80 years, 180bn quid annual deficits and his anaysis is that Labour didn’t ‘pump-prime’ enough?
Balls economics was that you shovelled the money everywhere and anywhere, and that would be good. So rather than small amounts of water into a pump to prime it, they pissed it all over the place.
I suspect mandy is saying “they could have spent the money better”.
The astonishing bit is that he needs to point that out.
Icecream is served to delegates in a new flavour: Milibandy
WHO ARE THESE TWO CLOWNS ?
can anyone shine any light on just WTF they do ? Or what their role is in making the UK a beater place to live ?
“Or what their role is in making the UK a beater place to live ?”
Subsidised whips and paddles?
If ye wunt Britain to be a bet’r place tae live, – wae’ no’ ask me an’ Peter to do it fo’ ye ?
Look closely is Millitwat the love child of Mandy, both have this limp wristed look about them
“Mandy on Milliband”
Not again! Throw a bucket of water over them !
Boiling.
Alex Salmon to Gorbals Mick
We have sorted out the new national anthem which encapsulates
All Scotland stands for :
- Culture and good taste
-Joy and feelgood factor
-Mountains and scenery
-Good out door living and fun in our lovely surroundings
-Good living (roll ups and booze freely available)
Thoughts please ASAP!!
we like pumping
SarahBrownUK Sarah Brown
Jean-Claude Trichet: praising Gordon Brown for leadership and handling of economic crisis of globalisation. Thanks JC. #davos
Some people thought Sarah was Gordon’s wife but it turns out she’s his carer and has to accompany him everywhere.
I hope BBC and Guardian journalists are staying outside in the igloo with the other whingers. It would be monumental hypocrisy if any of them were to stay in nice comfortable hotels with the “1%”.
Perhaps both organisations would be kind enough to release such information.
The BBC only really supports Wimbledon Tennis to bolster its middle class credentials. If it did not then it feels that it would lose middle class allegiance.
It only makes programmes like sherlock to bolster its quality drama claim whilst on BBC3 pumping out loads of crap than very few people watch to get the youth viewers but most dont watch TV.
I see you are deliberately exploiting the amibiguity of the word “struggling” to put your own spin on this.