Diane Abbott Slept Through Meeting of Group She Quit
Chasing some sympathetic headlines in a bid to redeem her reputation, Diane Abbott has stormed out of cross party talks about abortion counselling:
“Shadow public health minister Diane Abbott said she had walked out of a new cross-party abortion group set up by the Government to look at the issue of counselling following the defeat. She accused the Government of “ploughing ahead” with the controversial abortion changes, saying the new group was a “front” for pushing through the plans which were “unwanted, undemocratic and unsubstantiated with evidence”.
Department of Health sources say they have no real view on the issue and no decision has been made, hence the point of the cross party committee. They will take the recommendations of the group and see if the public agree. Others are slightly more confused by Abbott’s outburst.
Given that she fell asleep in the first meeting of the group, was half an hour late for the second and didn’t turn up to the third, those that did make it have been left scratching their heads about what exactly she is talking about.
Another day, another Abbott mess…
Thats because West Indains mums go to the wall for thier kids!
That particular West Indian mum SHOULD go to the wall. Bagsy I give the order to fire.
Bagsy I pull the trigger.
Bagsy I load the cannons!
She ate all the pies !
My extremely high opinion of myself is unaffected by your obviously colonialist blog post.
Same ol’ whitey.
Tsk,Tsk,… hormonal women shouldn’t be in managerial positions of influence.
“in a bid to redeem her reputation” LMFFAO
Is it possible to redeem a reputation for being thoroughly unpleasant to do business with, never looking people in the eye, never listening, bulldozing opponents, bullying juniors while also being an arch hypocrite champagne socialist thicko
Make sure you load for elephant.
I have done a bit of study: how about an M230 chain gun?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M230_Chain_Gun
It’s amazing she attends any meetings after carrying around that massive amount of fat.
Dianes sleeping habits are out of context.
Were these meetings after lunch?
Overeating always makes people drowsy.
She’s Dianne Abbott. She can say and do whatever the fuck she wants. Due to the confluence of her two PC traits (being a woman and of afro-caribbean origin) and being in the Labour party she has a ‘get out of jail card’ as demonstrated by the recent racist tweet of hers. She has no shame. No integrity. No humanity. She only has her leftie dogma to cling to – and most of that doesn’t actually work in the real world.
Well said. Abbott is the prime example of gesture politics, promoted within the labour party and given an uncritical platform by the media, not because she has anything worthwhile to say, but simply because she ticks two very important boxes. Surely even SHE must realise how patronised she is?
…….and being Liebour she ticks the third box of being an ugly biatch. Guido’s picture of her just about sums her up.
Fat, ugly and black. Three out of three. She really has no chance!!
She’s incompetent. If she was white, she’d have been sacked by now.
The tenacity of Harriet Harman suggests this isn’t entirely true.
Both Harriet & Diane are fine upstanding wimminfolk.
Gissa a job……
They should be put out to grass – the cows
Well,we’ve been milked long enough.
Harperson and Abbort both suffer from sick cow disease.
Terminal in the longer term I hope.
Mad cow(s) actually, but close enough to get half a cigar.
OK, fair point. On the assumption that she was actually doing a job where probity, integrity and competence are requirements… which obviously specifically excludes politics, and especially members of the Labour Party, and definitely if they’re not white, heterosexual, Christian, English and male.
ZZZZZZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZZZ…….
Is everyone sure that she wasn’t sleep walking
Sleepwaddling.
Andrew
I have nothing more to say on the subject
She, like Jack Dromey, is a wimmin and therefore untouchable.
Swimmin wiv wimmin is very slimmin, or so I’ve been told. Must try it some day.
Don’t give racists like Abbott the oxygen of publicity they crave for their xenophobia and race hatred.
“Don’t give racists like Abbott
theoxygen “You is deprivin me of oxygin coz I’s black. Das racist.
She might not have been asleep, just looking at the ceiling.
Sleeping is definitely out of context. She was merely resting her eyes.
Every Black Mother knows that it is a White conspiracy to keep Black Mothers awake during meetings.
“Don’t give racists like Abbott the oxygen of publicity they crave for their xenophobia and race hatred.”
Yes she should try to contain her racist thoughts and statements to the comments section of order order like many other upstanding race hating xenophobes.
Defending racists is morally wrong. I pity you for being a race hate enabler.
she’s very Lazy
i know where you (should) live.
I know where YOU live, mate. Paraguay, is`nt it?
Surely her being asleep could easily have been taken “out of context”?
There are degrees of sleep, it’s not a black or white judgement
It does look as though the committee was using a typical ‘divide and conquer’ strategy.
The context for sleeping is on your own time not whilst being paid by the taxpayer to do your job. If she makes a habit of this she should be de selected.
Abbott …. the gift that just keeps on giving!
Amateur!
getting getting !
Is that anti white, anti British racist still in the Labour party?
Proves that Ed Miliband and Labour hold black people to lower standard thresholds than they do whites.
If Abbott was white and made the same comments about blacks she would be sacke and probably on her way to court and prison right now.
One rule for them.
The Committee just got pissed at me because me and Mick Jagger tried to Paint it Black. Just because Dorries Can’t get no Satisfaction… #WestIndianMums.
So Nadine wasn’t there.
The constant sensation a little like screwdrivers to the eardrums would have kept her awake.
Hypocritical, racist load of Blubber- Diane Abbott “The great B***k Whale”.
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!
oh sorry it’s just a pretentious fat black lady.
She’s one of the melatonin untouchables, you’re wasting your time.
Did you mean melanin, the skin pigment? Or is that a breathtakingly subtle comment on the role of melatonin in relieving sleep disorders?
Melanin schmelanin, the skin pigmentation that shields a person from any form of otherwise justifable criticism.
WOW i like that (racist without racism)
You got it in one. It’s actually a by-product of our force field technology.
“is that a breathtakingly subtle comment on the role of melatonin in relieving sleep disorders?”
Guido, what’s up with your advertising? Yesterday I had big banner trying to flog me the new Bentley Continental, today it’s Avis car rental. There seems to be a little confusion about targeting my income bracket (helpful hint: it is sadly not in the Bentley category)
How strange…I CAN afford several Bentleys…but I keep seeing adverts for Toyota Yaris hatchbacks.
I have several Bentleys but keep getting adds
for ‘Boris Bikes’ ?? wot the hooray is that ?.
Before you decide……
Usually it is the ads for the middle aged escort agency – call me fussy but for once I wouldn’t
Yaris? Bentley? Hooker? Go compare.
I’d like a great big black one.
I mean a bentley of course
testing testing 1 … 2I promise not to do it again. on a different thread
Dear me. Looks like Guido will have to ban all tags now…
Or fix the bug
Nice going Sockpuppet!
ffs
So Nadine wasn’t there.
The constant sensation a little like pointy-diy-devices to the eardrums would have kept her awake.
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It says alot about the country we live in when she has a position of power, granted not very much…….But a hell of alot more than she should have………
She’s just window dressing.
For ‘Weightwatchers’
yeah but if the clinically obese racist ever did shed the 10 stone or so what would they do with all the excess skin ?……………Oh that thought is just gross……..
replace Ed?
Feckin’ big window!
Stupid Woman
Were she inany other career other than Labour Politics she would have been fired long ago
The same principle applies to all politicians, not just this racist woman. Holding down a proper, productive job is well beyond most of them.
The only skill most politicians are required to have, is the ability to lie convincingly*.
*Not applicable to Ed Moribund.
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Steady on, that is disgusting !
A photograph of her, head back mouth open and a line of dribble would have been better than Kinnock falling into the sea.
Oh I dont know, Kinnock falling into the sea was classic………..
I’ve seen a picture of her standing outside Hackney Nando’s wearing a Crips bandana pointing a gun at the camera. Well, I think it was her.
And what about Ed Milimong? He’s now complaining because Dave is telling the Eurozone countries what they should do and he thinks Dave should concentrate on Britain.
Yet it was only Days ago that Ed was complaining that Dave was not involved enough in the Eurozone. The man is mad.
He must be. He still keeps Diane Abbott in his shadow team – and what a shadow.
My thadow cabinet wepwethent the new generwathon, we are invinthabwew!
Her shadow may not be long but it ain’t half wide.
What I thaid yetherday ith not welevant today!
Not for the squeamish…but with a bit of genetic engineering, could this bug be the solution to the obesity crisis?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4088086/Flesh-eating-bug-nearly-killed-me-Kate-Whites-arm-was-ravaged-by-killer-condition-necrotising-fasciitis.html
Dark meat first?
Leave my booty shake alone!
Looks remarkably Mugabe-esque in that pic!
Nice!!
Mugabe has never looked that bad ffs…………
i wood lik to rite to di ann and tel her i to am skofed at.
Re Block Ed’s nose. If you sniff coke shortly after you’ve had a nose job, the stitches dissolve and your nose will collapse just like Ed’s. In clean-living Ed’s case its because he’s had a PIP nose implant that has dissolved and leaked into what passes for his brain.
Toxic sillycon’t?.
I hope when they ‘fixed’ his nose they went in through the anus.
Totty Watch!
arggh the screwdrovers, the screwdrovers.
That should wind up the bed-wetters.
Applause for Nads.
Go, Nads!
The Balls won’t like that comment! Most men have two balls, one on the left and one on the right. However, the Balls household have two lefty balls, so it must make life difficult for them..
Idi Abbott the queen of Scotland.
feck off … we’re lumbered with our own mongs like gordon. You get to keep that one!
Ok then, how about Idi O’Tabbot, Queen of Ireland?
Haven’t heard from Silent Bob for ages.
I’ve never heard from him
If i went to Spain and said to many olive skinned people in parliament/could not look after their kids properly and so on, then i would be told just what i could do and it would not be to stay in that country. Abbott would not even dare go there. Abbott does not just have a chip on her shoulder she has a ton of spuds on it. She must be a very sad person to know.
Have never heard from Silent Bob for ages.
Now shut the fuck up. you’ve said enough already.
From here on there are crossing out lines on the blog because ?
It’s to annoy people who only pop in from time to time and do not attend regularly to peruse every thread. [hint].
She needs another Brilloing but won’t accept his invitation.
how do you turn it off ??
Guido’s going to go nuts. You’ve broken his blog! Run away! Hide!
I only wanted to say p8e8a.
Normally I never use the word.
Well,not often.
Not surprised
Continuing the earlier discussion about the virtues of Arnie’s action flicks with Tessa Tickles, Eraser, whilst fun, is nowhere near his best. For sheer lulz, you can’t beat Commando, where he kills hundreds of bad guys, or True Lies, where he kills hundreds of muzee terrorists. Politically incorrect and delightfully violent.
The British Prime Minister goes to Davos, makes an important speech (important to those in the British Isles that care anyway) The British Broadcasting Company who’s prime objective when it comes to British news is to give that news unadulterated to the British people, no?
What does the British Broadcasting Company do on its midday World at One program: it puts it way down the list and then instead of letting the British people hear what the Prime Minister had to say, it asks a posturing, little privileged socialist (the offspring of a labour peer) what HE’S take on what the Prime Minister said!!!!
Who gives a fuck what the liboore party thinks of what he said, why don’t they let the people hear what he said and form their own opinion.
Then they could sack the affected prattling nonce, we don’t need him, and save us all some money.
Is anybody else getting these lines through?
General alert!, attempted redaction attack in progress.
no. its just you.
Nice one.
Topical.
Someone had better close this strikethrough. Always close your tags!
Guess it wasn’t a strikethrough
No, I tried. It’s got to be a matched pair.
Oh, you means like Di and Jasper?
After seeing Monty Python I laugh and feel really good. After seeing Abbott I feel I want to vomit. Why is that?
Guido’s blog has blown up.
Diane Abbott sat on it.
D i a n n e A b b o r t i o n
Stupid boy!, doomed I tell ‘ee we are all doomed.
I realise that Labour lost 100 seats at the last election, but the party still has more than enough MPs of sufficient calibre to keep Abbott out of the shadow cabinet. Like Balls, she is one of those MPs who loses her party votes whenever she appears on television.
If Miliband were not so weak he would have sacked her by now.
Millipede Minor has to have who the voters give him – fatbut is a leftie so the lefties vote her on. It is up to him what he gives her.
It’s Diane taking her revenge for all that “persecution” she has suffered here!
persecution? That is just rewards for taking public money and not doing a decent job.
Has that cleared it?
Trying again.
You mean this ?
Oh Dear it does appe@r someone has hacked the blog. It can’t possibly be msabbott can it? I really didn’t think she’d got that much about her.
If it has been Abbott, the result would have looked like this:
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Calm down dears. Its just the wrong time of the month.
I see no problems with the blog!
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Looks like an MP’s expense account
+1
No they’re redacted with thick black pen so that you can’t see that they’re claiming for stuff they shouldn’t have like msabbotts whirlpool bath.
You’re only jealous you dozy old bat.
Certainly not. The sauna in my house is much healthier for us than her whirlpool. And we paid for ours by working for it.
We’ve been censored by the wimmins internet commitee for being howwible to Hawwiet and Lawwie.
I’ll wake her up:
H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Y-Y-Y, ABBOTT!
who’s on first?
Who called a strike?
That’s a HIPPOcrite if ever I saw one. Hideous photo. Bleh.
clen fecking campbell! …. jeez I’m 10, on holiday with my parents in Cornwall again! My Fecking father wouldnt let anyone else play a tape in the car ….. knut!
Strange that, I always fall asleep when I listen to Abbott.
I still need to know how many serving members
of the labour shadow cabinet are millionaires
I have a labour twat on another site who keeps referring to the 27 millionaires in the tory cabinet , which is well documented
what isn’t documented is how many labour scum have managed to line their pockets with at least a million quid ?????
I have problems staying awake listening to ‘Feminist’ crap! The only true feminist worth listening to is Greer. Even if you don’t agree with her, she still provides you with food for thought.
And this one: http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/synchronised-wimmin/
i’m just encouraged the the word “bagsy” is being used again. i thought it was going the way of the welsh language.
Pity is that a termination of a certain foetus didn’t take place some time before the 27th September 1953…..
Leave her alone.
She needs her sleep, poor dear. It takes a lot of effort to move someone her size and bulk from taxi to taxi…
Is this racist still an MP?
You can’t be a racist if you’re black!
I’m sure I saw that one in the Mist. It was the dominant male.
Be fair, falling asleep is the best contribution she could possibly make.
Come on Guido you give me a list ?
jesus and i thought you lot new a bit about politics ?
She was born in 53? I like older women ….but not that much
I`m not quite as old as that, but i`m not fat and dont have a chip on my shoulder. Would you like my number?
Your all so very cruel. is it cos i is……………….
Hideously shite..
This has typically been taken well out of context. All I was doing was remembering a wonderful edition of Blackbusters. You know, the one with the Taxi driver…..
Why does she still have a job?