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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”

” Evans, dear boy, Evans “




He is innocent!
F I R E
No Hold on…
Left a touch, up an inch. Now F I R E
Oh! …and use a dumb dumb. ( sic )
i knew it wold happen
Guido sir, do you get a reward if he is prosocuted
Thank you Bernie
At fuckin last.
@not known 4:04pm. Be patient a while longer;the CPS may come up with minor charges,or some piffling reason for not being certain of the result we would like to see.
Are we going to see attempting to pervert the course of justice charges for ALL those involved?
Presumably if Huhne is charged, it implies that a certain Ms. Pryce is implicated too?
Or am I mistaken?
Mark Spack – you are a fucking idiot…
Get Chris Kyle on the job…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16544490
Jeremy would have been a laugh but chris is significantly better.
Rejoice, Rejoice!
Don’t count chickens.. the CPS has had ample time to think up some ridiculous reason why he can’t be charged.
And even if he *is* charged and convicted, he’ll do a Margaret Moran and pretend to be loopy to avoid jail.
Thinking about it, he wouldn’t have much trouble faking insanity.
Not in the interest of the British Wind energy Association.
Ah yes, the British Wind Energy Association, an organisation that is entirely dependent on taxpayer subsidy, manipulated energy markets and hidden tariffs in consumers energy bills. No possibility of corruption or cronyism there then.
Just like him ?
Mmmm.
If you or I had been accused of this the CPS would quickly make a decision. But worryingly this is going to the top to consider. Keir Starmer will make the decision it seems.
Huhne is already being treated differently. Why? Surely this must be considered within normal procedures, after all the law is the law is the law.
He’s a politician.
They have their own set of Rules.
I don’t rekon they’d do anything if it were you or I – other than sit you down in a dingy interview room and scare you a bit.
We had a list of cases a while ago where they had done people, and the evidence was a hell of a lot stronger (like the driver being unwilling participants and living abroad).
try again
I don’t rekon they’d do anything if it were you or I – other than sit you down in a dingy interview room and scare you a bit.
We had a list of cases a while ago where they had done people, and the evidence was a hell of a lot stronger (like the drover being unwilling participants and living abroad).
Fish,you should know better than that; the law aint the law aint the law where politicons are concerned.
As we all know, the Keir Starmer is always right!
boom boom!
Please don’t keep trying to imperil my nice little earner.
He’s got nothing to worry about. After all didn’t Bruce Forsyth say that “points make prizes”!
Margaret Moran – Irish
David Chaytor
Jim Devine – Scottish
Eric Illsley
Elliot Morley
Denis MacShane – Irish/Polish
fill in the gaps. all convicted for fraud except MacShane but his is in the post.
the lords that got done were from abroad aswell weren’t they?
I remember, the disgraced peers were
Lord Taylor – Jamaica
Lord Paul – India
Baronness Udin – Bangladesh
Lord Bhattia – somewhere foreign – I didn’t even need to look that one up
are English Lords just to workshy and feckless to make fraudulent expenses claims?
Now now don’t get me started !!
Not all, I fear. The appalling Lord Hanningfield (born Paul White), former Leader of Essex County Council, is a true white Essex boy. Appropriately, his previous career before corruption and troughing was as a pig farmer; which animal he closely resembles both in habits and appearance, although the four-legged version is rather more honest.
What about Vaz?
“Denis MacShane – Irish/Polish”
His adoptive parent(s?) was/were Polish emigre.
“Don’t count chickens..”
Zählen nicht Huhne
surely?
Bist ?
Quite right Tessa. I have on the highest Authority, the Grand Master himself, that there will be no charges brought against my good friend Chris. Boaz.
Faking?
DO NOT TRUST AN HONEST POLITICIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honest politician. OXYMORON ALERT!!
If he’s lied consistently on this he should be finished forever in politics. More importantly his new property in Clerkenwell should be immediately confiscated and passed over to Order Order team as their new batcave.
…and Mrs Huhne should also be done for Perverting the Course of Justice.
Mrs Huhne should be treated leniently by the courts though, in mitigation, she had to live with the perverter Huhne for some years. As Mangledbum might say “hasn’t the poor woman suffered enough”?
Why should she be treated leniently? She was well aware of the facts and still chose to lie for H*hne. If it was any one of us mere plebs, we’d be fined out of existence.
Dirty OLD BAG !!
Will his car be for sale…..?
If it is, who would want it? The p*lice have his number.
She should be done for impersonating a woman..or is that the new one?
Please…..
Pigs still seen flying over the HOC, you don’t expect the Criminal Protection Services to push it though to a court of law, after all they have to look after the untouchables , they may lose their cushy numbers if they don’t do as there told
My thoughts exactly ‘Thought’ although I hope we’re both wrong. As far as the HOC is concerned, I’ve given up trying to be optimistic .
Wishful thinking I reckon. Even if charged I expect Huhne to get out simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play and hang around hoping for some procedural difficulty to emerge.
My thoughts entirely JGM!
It’ll be a whitewash as usual, but that’s what ‘Climbert Shamge’ people do all the time, so nothing to see here…
Meanwhile in other news, loads of people die on the roads, but who seems to care, and a dog bites off a ferret’s head in Ipswich.
And now the weather.
He wouldn’t know the sword of truth if he fell on it.
Pass the parcel that nobody wants to unwrap again.
Vot ist this??!!
He ist ein member of zer EUSSR Vindmills Scamm unt he our support vill hav!
Ha! Zer Britischer police is nein gut!!
Vee vill vin ze var!!!
If this doesn’t go through, I’m going to cover myself in petrol , strike a match and start a British Spring.
Only other nations are allowed Springs, we are stuck with a perpetual Winter of discontent.
Surely it makes more sense to cover Huhne in petrol and strike a match?
blast.
Petrol is far too expensive. Use white spirit instead.
Don’t get your hopes up. white spirit costs more than petrol.
I’m a huge fan of cellulose thinners, dear.
Does it remind you of having a ride on a sopwith camel?
Not if you bulk buy from a democracy like Egypt.
Nothing like free trade with a friendly democracy.
http://www.alibaba.com/product/eg1003194409-123415782-103213012/White_Spirit.htm
If you buy white spirit in larger containers, eg 25 litres, high customs duty kicks in. Iirc, five liters is the max size considered domestic and duty free.
Surely it would be cheaper to strap him to the blades of a wind turbine.
That’s a good plan, but I can think of one teensy-weensy improvement: cover Chris Huhne in petrol, instead of yourself.
Now you’re getting Wintrist Tessa!
Norty!
Don’t waste your time, A! M. Nobody important would notice, these days.
The NHS bumps people off every day, just by malnutrition and dehydration, without raising any Parliamentary eyebrows.
Leveson:- ” How do Newspapers make money?”
Lol, Leveson: What is a newspaper?, gets an Egyptologist expert in to explain to him the origins of papyrus.
Do they?
And weakling Cameron cannot sack him.
Clegg obviously still wearing the trousers.
Vote UKIP.
You dumb cu’nt, if he’s charged/found guilty, of course he will get sacked, if he doesnt stand down.
If some cu’nt accused you of something but nothing was proved, would you expect to fired from shovelling shit you cu’nt?
You’ve obviously lunched well.
Language dear.
After all the leaks, disloyalty, briefings to the Guardian & shinannigans that Huhne has got up to Cameron still does not have the power to sack him.
Suck it up Tory trolls.
Vote UKIP.
DOPEY SOPHIE.
Getting to you?………………..
I really hate to upset your apple cart, Sophie, but, in this country, a man is innocent until proven guilty.
All we can hope for is that E*sex P*lice have done their homework properly, and he doesn’t get off on a technicality.
Tory trolls upset again. My work is done here.
Though I must say you are all getting rather thin skinned about Cameron & his Liberal friends.
Is it the dawning realisation that Cameron is not a Conservative?
Dear Sophie.
If you read the posts on here you would understand that not many of us are that enamoured with David Cameron.
Perhaps you need more time, dear.
And yet you will still vote for New Blue Labour “lite”?
I will vote for the cure, the only Tory Party on the ticket.
Vote UKIP.
*yawn*
I say sehtoming romantic. Take him to a museum and look at the paintings and sculptures. Or a picnic would be nice as well. What ever it is don’t do sehtoming that you do all the time, make it special.
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“Vote UKIP”
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His loopy looking ex wife must be fucking barred from being invited to talk economic shyte on the cu’nt BBC if she’s dragged in with the Cu’nt Huhne an all.
I am correct in every way on this
Ms Pryce will always be welcome on the BBC with her brand of know it all left wing eco-shit
For gods sake, let it be so.
I am sick of that arrogant gurning lipless leadfooted ‘green’ fuckwit.
Well done Dave for using the Mile word. That’s going to confuse those Europeans.
Never mind being charged, why is he still not even arrested with all the old and now this wonderful “new” evidence? Damien Green, Neill and Christine Hamilton, Chris Yates will all tell you how the police will arrest anyone even where there is not much – or any – evidence.
Or perhaps all this is still a gleam in Guido’ eye
The SNP leader said Scots will be asked: “Do you agree that Scotland should be an independent country?” in a ballot which he wants to hold in 2014.
Couldn’t give a damn but what’s wrong with ” Do you want Scotland to be an independent country? “
Alex thinks he’ll get more votes this way. No other reason.
It is a stupidly worded question – whom am I agreeing with?
I thought the attempt to write an amendment to allow Orkney and Shetland to remain in the UK if they wish was pretty amusing…
When you want a fundamental question to be clear, unequivocal and
simply stated, along comes the repellent and cunning Salmond with his
ratsnest of a question.
or even “should Scotland be an independent country?”
It could be that Alex, (with his eye to the main chance) will try to get as much out of us before 2014 as he can.
Its very difficult question to understand, therefore I, Alex the Great will give you 2 years to think about it, 2 years later, option
C.) Don’t Knows (60%).
Let me see if I have Salmond’s question right..
Do you want
A. Scotland to be an independent country no longer ruled from England
B. Scotland to no longer be a vassal ruled from England
C. Scotland to form its own parliament by leaving the United Kingdom and no longer be subject to direct rule from England
D. See A.
Does “independent” mean leaving the EU as well ?
Scotland would have to apply for membership as an independent state – indications are that Spain may veto it, fearing that its own nationalist splinter groups would use the Scottish example as a model for their own cause.
Could be fun when the Spanish Armada of fishing boats turns up for a bit of trawling off Jockland…….
OOh. He could hold it on the 70th aniversary of D-Day.
Or the 200th aniversary of when bugger all of anything remotely hostile happening between England and Scotland.
Not there yet. Don’t forget the CPS is not very good at fair and impartial justice.
And the police must be given fair opportunity to lose the evidence.
Maybe the Met Plod could contaminate it with some of their Stephen Lawrence DNA samples, they’re good at that, and that way Huhne could go down for life.
You say that as if it would be a bad thing!
Yes—–my name is Igglepiggle
Igglepiggle Piggle Igglepiggle
Yes– my name is Igglepiggle
Igglepiggle Piggle Piggle POO.
From CPS:
To: General public
We can find no reliable way to secure a conviction in this instance.
Thank you for your time.
Your file is here awaiting collection at your convenience.
I won’t believe it until I see the lying gobshite in court.
I really fucking hope he goes down, the slimy little parasite.
If such fails to come to pass, can somebody arrange to prosecute Keir Starmer and his little helpers for dereliction of duty in a public office (or similar)?
Far be it from me… I’ll just confine myself to saying that should the government require my services…
….at the usual rate, of course.
Is there some reason why we would have to replace an alleged criminal with a self confessed expenses fiddler?
When will you people get it? These people are untouchable. They are the Establishment. That’s how it works. And we will keep on paying our taxes to them (especially as a new Royal Yacht is desired) (And HS2). And another bung to the IMF. And a couple of billion to prop up Big Ben.
Keep on paying, suckers.
Huhne should be tied to a wind generator, and it should be televised live.
He may or may not be guilty of the alledged offence, but he desrves to be “windmilled” as he is so fucking pompous.
Crosshairs?
Lucky git.
Do you want Scotland to leave the United Kingdom?
Yes or no
Leave it where?
Yes. Rebuild my wall, put a 30kv electric fence on top and machine guns at each mile post. Round up all the Scots and especially the Scots M.P.s in England and throw the fxxkers over said wall. No further subdidies to be paid to them ever. Let them drink “their” oil mixed with whisky. The Glaswegians will like the taste. It’s all Bliar’s fault for setting p the ridiculously expensive useless Scottish “Parliament”. the scots are cnuts.
The Scotchland border is miles north of the wall. Ignorant tw@t.
I have many quoitsen about your post. I think u should write lot of more details. But Thanks anymore
how many times have we seen cps launch court action ,costing taxpayer millions,carter ,fuckue &stiffue trousering said millions for it all to go tits up if mr starmer bottles this one …….rope & lamposts anyone?
Easy peasy. Perverting the course of justice. Jury required. Can’t find one that is unaware of media articles to date. Judge says fair trial impossible. CPS and Plod walk away, jobs well done.
We could always ask the Jordanians to try him for us. No torture was used on the witnesses…
Which part of his anatomy will be chopped off under Sharia law? Wold the same apply to the Harperson speedster?
I suppose I am seriously biased in that I hope Huhne gets convicted because I loathe him. Promoter of junk science, scourge of industry, brake on recovery, all-round hypocrite. But it is more than that: if I had had the least idea that voting Conservative at the last election would have given Huhne, arch-hypocrite Simon Hughes (see campaign against Peter Tatchell) or that frightful Tonge woman any credence or say in government, I would have voted for the Monster Raving Loony party… it would have been a saner choice.
There is an alternative – may I take this opportunity to remind everyone that I am an opportunistic sniveling little shit.
One factor which emerged at the weekend was the mention of Cable’s name in the context of Vicky soliciting his advice. So here’s a parallel question:
If person A rings person B asking, for instance, if she should help provide a cover story for some mad Irishman who wants to blow up Parliament, and person B tells her that it might be very helpful if she would and that there was very little chance of her role being uncovered, would that make person B a party to the conspiracy.
I wonder what a lawyer’s view might be.
He would presumably say that she asked him in his professional capacity as a Lawyer himself, and therefore due to client confidentiality he was unable to do anything with the info.
Sorry, wrong. He’s the world renowned economist!!
The answer is that the person asked would not be a conspirator. To be a conspirator you have to agree (one way or another) to commit the crime or crimes and secondly, at the time of agreement, have an intention that the crime(s) be carried out.
The person asked would not themselves be agreeing to be part of the crime though they are providing some level of support for it. I don’t think it would be a crime except in special circumstances such as terrorism (duty to notify etc)
He should be strapped to an electric chair attached to one of his wind turbines. It might take a while, but it should be fun to watch him fry.
There are 3 important points that I wish to make:
1. Red is positive
2. Black is negative
3. Make sure the bastard’s nuts are thoroughly soaked in water
Thanks to European standardisation, they don’t use red & black any more – it all has to be brown & blue!
Time for Mistress Carina to take him down the final stretch and wheel out the super King Kong strapon. Then he’ll be good and ready for his date with Bubba.
Jammy bastard…
A spell of incarceration is well needed for the odious little creep. He will be able to write his memoirs a la Archer, splendid.
Damn all the lying bastards.
I would just like to say that my words ‘I’m thinking of going for a Brazilian.’ were taken wholly out of context by a lot of my over-enthusiastic male colleagues (so many muscles, so few brains!).
Why do we get lumbered with odd ones like Huhne and Milligan?
Because nobody else in their right mind would employ them.
Surely an intern did it?
Anyone who thinks that the CPS will do their job competently on this file is either delusional or naive.
As usual, crooked politicians get away with murder while the law is only intended to keep us peasants in line.